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Tornado Threat Targets The Capital
Perhaps, in an epic display of Mother Nature's wrath, the idiocy that is being exhibited in Washington will come to an end as the entire CD Metro Area is now on Tornado Watch. Of course, should the horrible weather event strike, it will be nothing less than a politician's dream to walk among the rubble and explain how it was "the other side" that caused this...
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Via WTOP:
TORNADO WATCH 543 REMAINS VALID UNTIL 5 PM EDT THIS AFTERNOON FOR THE FOLLOWING AREAS
IN MARYLAND THIS WATCH INCLUDES 6 COUNTIES
IN CENTRAL MARYLAND: ANNE ARUNDEL and PRINCE GEORGES
IN NORTHERN MARYLAND: HARFORD
IN SOUTHERN MARYLAND: CALVERT, CHARLES, and ST. MARYS
IN VIRGINIA THIS WATCH INCLUDES 1 INDEPENDENT CITY
IN NORTHERN VIRGINIA
CITY OF ALEXANDRIA
THIS INCLUDES THE CITIES OF...ABERDEEN...ANNAPOLIS...BEL AIR... CHESAPEAKE BEACH...EDGEWOOD...FALLSTON...HAVRE DE GRACE... JOPPATOWNE...LAUREL...ST MARYS AND WALDORF.
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Yawn
I doubt we could possibly get that lucky.
DCNADO > sharknado
CNBC headline later: Markets fall as thunderstorms spread across the Northeast
"...entire CD metro..." Is that the entire Credit Default metro area??? Or is it just dyslexia of the fingers?
John MCcAnus has issued a statement that "he will hold Iran directly responsible for any property damage, injuries or loss of life that results from this weather event."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zUVBNU95So
I forget.. was Dorothy half black Kenyan and half white or Black Irish?
Bonus question .. what color were her slippers in the book as she skipped along the YELLOW brick road to the GREEN Emerald City to seek the man behind the curtain???
A gold star to anyone who gets the answer.
Wake me up when the Potomac runs red.
I can't imagine a better place for a mile-wide tornado to go apeshit and ERASE a city than the District of Criminals.
Not to worry. We can always rebuild it at $1000 / ft2. Because....wait for it.......it's for the children.
I will take a silver star instead, to match her slippers.
LOL, TIS
I must be living a sheltered life or not paying attention.. I do not recall having heard the MccAnus moniker before.
..maybe it the fault of the hooch, the drugs, or the obsession with Miley. :-)
The middle finger of God.
The earthquake was just a warning. Tell Michelle, both of 'em.
FALSE FLAG!!!
/s
I can't wait to see the footage of the DC and federal goons and thugs trying to shoot a tornado as it hits the White House barricades.
I was hoping more like a mile wide meteor. Guess will have to take what what we got.
Storms can't do it. But if they had a shutdown on all the bullshit, the fucking place would be a ghost town.
THe town is built of stone and marble with a big steaming turd filling.
OMG it's the DEBT ceiling falling!!!
Debt ceiling fan?
I am suffering so dramatically in the wake of the government "shutdown," aren't all of you?
Pleeeaaase, bring back MOAR government.
The horror.....the horror....
Does Obama have his red ruby shoes on?
They're supposed to be silver...
so probably not.
He's not in Man Country anymore.
Ruby-red Nike Foamposite hightops.
You'll be surprised how many people dont know this. Read the original book... they are silver slippers.
Maybe this time the house will fall on the Wicked witch of the west (Nancy Pelosi).
Just Charles Darwin squarin' the books.
EVERYONE GET ON THE ARK NOWWW!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnUvSn9pVaA
Oh if only that movie scene would come true today!
Congress evacuated to the Mall...they heard there was a potential for a free blowjob...(we should be so lucky).
"I will not negotiate under these "climatic" threats. Republicans must stop using the climate to get their way."
I'm in DC area - this storm is already long gone by
It was shot dead by the Secret Service after rattling a white house gate.
You need to leave.
There's a bigger storm coming.
Damn, she's hot.
I believe you are correct, and I have my DC-area home listed for sale...
On the bright side, if any politicians get sucked up to Oz it is at least possible they will find brains and courage.
We will never be that lucky. They're either in bunkers, or they went home when they heard a .0001% hint of a threat. The people who "represent us" are cowards.
The Wizard never gave out brains or courage...he bamboozled them with paper and platitudes.
Wish it were the four horsemen.
And their friends.
White House down bitchez! One could only hope.
Naming the tornado Monica, whoops wrong Gov't shutdown. My bad
Monica gone down!
VORTEX TIME!!!!!!, Aim for the choomwagon!!!!
Unintended consequences is what this site is all about. The consequences of crony capitalism are abundantly clear. Now for some unintended consequences. The people of the downtrodden municipalities will welcome and expand community investment, expand resident pools, and maybe, maybe vote the crony asshats into oblivion.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/07/us/ailing-cities-extend-hand-to-immigr...
Why would the rulers allow them to vote for anyone other than crony asshats?
Good point. Better stick w the status quo (as that seems to be the path of salvation).
Just saying, un intended consequences may improve the outlook.
Here comes the newest distraction.
Yaddie-yaddie-Yah.
Blah...blah...blah.
So -- this is news?
In DC, a lot of hot air going around in circles?
Change Obama to Dorothy
Change Biden to Toto
and Change Hillary to the Wicked Witch of the West
and we already know what bernanke is ...
Thought Hillary was the Wicked Witch of the East (former eastern Senator). The house did fall on her in OZ.
Dorothy was much too nice to be Obama. Maybe he's the head flying monkey. With the rest of the senate being the flying monkeys.
In other news: severe thunderstom tried to ram white house barracade and exchanged fire wth capitol police. it is believed the thunderstorm had mental health problems. 20 people were injured by police gunfire, but congress had a standing ovation for the job capitol police had done protecting the elite fom the rain and wind. One silver lining, anyone wishing to send a message through self immolation was in for a tough day. Even if successful, news coverage would just ignore choosing to focus on the 17% of government shut down with pay. nothing to see here folks.
LOL!
I sure hope SkyNet has not become self actualized like HAL and SkyNet in T4 and taken over HAARP. Might be good if the machines focused their ire at Wash DC. No lubricating oil for the machines due to sequestration.
>>>>>>>>Yes
>>>>>>>>No
Hollow points for agencies such as SS admn. Disabled vets won't get paid if there's a breach.
Who thinks this is why they were distributed? The cull?
I know it's about LA, but DC is about the same anyways. TooL- AEnema
http://youtu.be/uCEeAn6_QJo
Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Cuz I'm praying for rain and I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Mom please flush it all away. I wanna watch it go right in and down. I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it all away. Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines. I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend. I wanna see it all come down. suck it down. flush it down.
"Followed by billions of dumbfounded dipshits. . ."
I think of this song nearly everyday
That'll teach Obama not to negotiate with the weatherman.
Tornado? Could it be that God Himself is getting in on the negotiations?
“Regardless of what society says, we cannot go on much longer in the sea of immorality without judgment coming,” the Rev. Billy Graham tells Newsmax.
“In an exclusive interview, the Rev. Billy Graham tells Newsmax that President Obama's ‘hope and change’ mantra is nothing more than a cliché and warns that the nation faces increasing threats to civil and religious liberties from its government.”
In "Perhaps … My Last Message,” Graham, who is preparing for possibly his last crusade, this time via video, said “America is drenched in a ‘sea of immorality’ and suggested that the second coming of Christ is ‘near.’
“’Our early fathers led our nation according to biblical principles,’ Graham wrote in response. ‘Hope and change’ has become a cliché in our nation, and it is daunting to think that any American could hope for change from what God has blessed,’ he stated, an obvious reference to President Obama’s campaign motto.
“Graham, who turns 95 this month, and just published his book, ‘The Reason for My Hope: Salvation,’ was asked whether he believes the government may be so large and powerful, in light of the pervasive collection and monitoring of digital communications, that it becomes an inherent threat to basic human liberties.
“’Our country is turning away from what has made it so great,’ he continued, “but far greater than the government knowing our every move that could lead to losing our freedom to worship God publicly, is to know that God knows our every thought; he knows our hearts need transformation.’”
http://www.newsmax.com/newswidget/Graham-evangelist-final-message/2013/10/05/id/529474?promo_code=11550-1&utm_source=11550Breitbart&utm_medium=nmwidget&utm_campaign=widgetphase1
Yes it is all b/c people no longer worship Billy Graham's idea of "God" the right way. Like people had it so great when they were more religious and more fearful of this "God". I think those times were known as the Dark Ages. If you were wondering why many people cannot stand religious people it's b/c of shit like this. Collective punishment just for not paying proper obsecience to the great egomanic in the sky? This is not morality, it is the projections of bullies who like to feel special without actually accomplishing anything in life.
Wish I could double downvote you for referencing Newmax as well but I can't.
You lack a sense of humor, of fair play. Would you rather I, too, had written "Mother Nature"?
Regardless, the truth is that the Founders developed a contract society which was based on equality, free enterprise and Christian principles.
Such formed the basis for progress and the support of a moral people. The Founders' confidence in this system was repaid a millionfold in the growth of the most important and properous and secure nation ever devised by man. And the affect on the world, not to mention on its own people, has been phenomenal.
This miracle was based on the principles of the Creator. If you consider what the Founders created to be the “Dark Ages” – lacking the “Enlightenment” that besmirched religion by such eighteenth century atheist writers as Voltaire - what do you consider America now that she has denounced the concrete form of God’s law in commerce and industry and the state, etc., for the autonomy of the secular institutions, for the all-powerful State? The Obama Enlightenment?
Christianity was not based on darkness; it was based on light, on truth, on reality. The American Dream was one of its fulfillment.
“God’s truth judges created things out of love, and Satan’s truth judges them out of envy and hatred… Satan’s truth is the death of all reality.” – Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Ethics, born in Breslau in 1906; arrested by the Nazi socialists in 1943; hanged in April 1945 (compelled in 1940 to give up his clergy training and duties and forbidden to speak in public anywhere in the Reich).
On the other side of the spectrum is V. I. Lenin: “Our propaganda necessarily includes the propaganda of atheism; the publication of the appropriate scientific literature…must now form one of the fields of our Party work. We shall now probably have to follow the advice Engels once gave to the German Socialists: to translate and widely disseminate the literature of the eighteenth-century French Enlighteners and atheists.” – Socialism and Religion (1905); Source: Lenin’s Collected Works (1965)
Harry Reid and Barack Obama are the Pied Pipers of doom, of Socialism - the "Enlightment."
Spare me the sermon and the partisan political bullshit. I was raised in a conservative Christian background so I have heard it all before and I am not one iota closer to believing it now. And as far as Enlightment = Christian principles, where do you get your history from, David Barton? Many of the founders were deists who rejected doctrinaire Christianity, but even if they did believe in it, so what? We know much more about science and the history of the earth (not to mention other civilizations) that the literal Christian story does not hold water. The "founders" were not demigods, just men who were more progressive and forward thinking for their time than most. And really, trying to scare me with "commies under every bed" boogeymen? Again, heard it all before, didn't believe it then still don't believe it now.
And tell me, if Christianity is so great, how come life expectancy (not to mentional other quality of life factors) declined after the fall of the Roman Empire and the Christianization of Europe. The Black Death can be tied to "Christian" progress - the hygeine standards which were high in the Roman period degenerated into filth in the period following. Personal hygeine was regarded as "vanity". The plague was spread by a combination of rats (cats were considered evil then - can't have them) and the human flea. Is that an example of "God's grace" upon his loyal followers?
And no, if you said "Mother Nature" no it would have not made a difference to me. Tornados are a natural phenomenon caused by specific conditions and no one "deserves" to get wiped out by one. I honestly don't care what you believe, not matter how deluded or twisted, but unfortunately people like you don't tend to extend the same "live and let live" in return. If you want to share your views with the world, prepare to be called out on them.
Correction:
Enlightenment = Non Christian principles.
Enlightenment is license. That’s what Voltaire wanted; it was the freedom that wasn’t freedom; it was the tolerance that was intolerance; it was the light that was darkness; it was the openness that shut the doors to Christianity, to morality, to truth, to God. And France delivered.
As for today’s Enlightenment, our new guru is Sam Newhouse Jr. the Culture Destroyer. Sam’s net worth to “enlighten” America’s teen-age girls regarding open sex and homosexuality and nudity is, according to Forbes, $8.1 billion; “enlightenment” pays, you see. Enlightenment is an American court system that gives to homosexuals babies and children…those little unfortunates up for “adoption”…
“Homosexuals of whom 41.3% had open sexual agreements with some conditions or restrictions, and 10% had open sexual agreements with no restrictions on sex with outside partners".... of whom "one-fifth of participants (21.9%) reported breaking their agreement in the preceding 12 months, and 13.2% of the sample reported having unprotected anal intercourse in the preceding three months with an outside partner of unknown or discordant HIV-status (1).”
Enlightenment is a Supreme Court system that gives the people Justices the likes of a Ruth Bader Ginsberg who couldn’t wait to be the first justice to officiate at the same-sex marriage this past August of Kennedy Center President Michael M. Kaiser and economist John Roberts in a gala wedding at the performing arts center.
Added The Washington Post to the accolades: “’It won’t be long before there will be another” performed by a justice. Indeed, she has another planned for September.’”
Indeed. What a gal! What a nation!
http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2013-08-30/politics/41612412_1_justice-ruth-bader-ginsburg-kaiser-supreme-court
(1) Neilands, Torsten B.; Chakravarty, Deepalika; Darbes, Lynae A.; Beougher, Sean C.; and Hoff, Colleen C. (2010), “Development and Validation of the Sexual Agreement Investment Scale,” Journal of Sex Research, 47: 1, 24 — 37, April 2009.
Just been reading a peer reviewed article over at some other web site that has done a far reaching, and outstanding 35 year study on the field of the political class, as a whole of course, not taking in those who would just like to serve their fellow man and the results are somewhat immaculate.
It turns out that after watching their every move, their every word, and more importantly, their every action, it has been proved beyond doubt that the political class are first rate cunts, in it for themselves first, their families and friends second, the bribe pushers third and isreal fourth.
They couldnt it would seem, give two fucks about the rest of the populations they are meant to serve without having their thieving fingers in the till and fiddling like fuck to make sure that their nests are well padded while serving the population to the dogs under indentured servitude so the four chosen classes get theirs first.
It would seem by the study group, have now found out that a vast and growing portion of the various populations, especially in the west, are fast waking up to the threat of the political class, and the ramifications of these thieving fucking scoundrels, and continued effect these cunts are having on their increasingly hard, and often, money shy times. And the political class having finally put their fucking noses to the wind can smell what we can smell. They know we can smell corruption. They know we have found them out. They know the time is short for repentance, and they are fucking shitting themselves should we do something about it.
Times running out political class. And as a mate told me today (not clued up, but slowly waking up). How do we have debt when we print the money ourselves??
Tick fucking tock you cunts. When the reckoning comes, ooooh, I fucking shudder at what you lot have coming.
Cunts
Did you see this dude:
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2013/10/07/truckers-for-the-constitu...
'Truckers for the Constitution' Plan to Slow D.C. Beltway, Arrest CongressmenTruckers ain't too happy about the piece of shit in Congress arming Al Qeada's rebels in Syria. God Bless these truckers.
Zeeda Andrews, a former country music singer helping promote the protest, said last week participants would present demands to congressmen – including the impeachment of President Barack Obama – and give the congressmen an opportunity to agree to the demands in exchange for canceling the ride.
Freedom Isn't Free
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZF5wpntXsk
Right behind those boys Freddie.
100%. Its about time these fucks who should 'Represent' what us 'Peons' desire and ask for to take some fucking notice and stop ramming shit we dont want, we dont need and cant fucking pay for down our throats.
The term 'Public Servants' is lost on these degenerate fuckers. They will learn, and soon enough in my opinion what that means. Or if they wont, fair play, they had a good run eh?
Take care mate, peace out. :-)
+1
Always enjoy your posts. Take care.
Keep on truckin ! I've liked the sound of this trucker campaign since I first read about it elsewhere, and their alliance with the group that puts up protest banners on bridges. I will not be buying anything for the three days around the trucker protest, as they peacefully request consumers to show support for them.
The total silence from the media and entertainment types who glorify in pretending to be working class and for the common person is very revealing of their rank hypocrisy. Hey, Bruce Springstein and Bob Dylan and the rest - why so coy. Fat cats got your tongue?
OBlama, stop your HAARPing already!
Corrupt distric
It will be a Politicians dream to Rebuild the whole capitol from scratch, contracts awarded at the highest prices, cronies both private sector and union having the biggest toga party you will ever see.
God sent the weather to punish Hussein for not negotiatiating in good faith with those very reasonable white folk.
Barack Hussein Obama
Kenyan
Muslim
Gay
Transvestite
drug user
New world order
There is more than enough legimate criticism of Obomber without resorting to moronic and childish drivel such as this. Grow the fuck up. If you had said something like "warmongering drone obsessed tool of Wall Street" you'd have some actual credibility.
You are having much funny. moronic and childish drivel are being what is the coin of the realm we are having in this kingdom of stupids.
Your commenting having none bearings on axles.
It is being a stupids, save you having this typical Chinese citizenism citizen mind setting trying to luring the lower class to having the fighting wars for you.
I am hoping you are having the liking that with extravagants sincerenesty, because the way it is is that.
We can only pray for a direct hit!
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2013/10/07/truckers-for-the-constitu...
'Truckers for the Constitution' Plan to Slow D.C. Beltway, Arrest CongressmenConlon and Andrews say Obama committed "treason" by allegedly funneling weapons to al-Qaida-linked rebels in Syria. Members of Congress who support arming Syrian rebels, Conlon said, are accessories to the alleged crime. He identified House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., and Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., as politicians he will seek to arrest for alleged acts against the Constitution.
The Tyler's should be posting this story but I don't think they like southerners or C&W.
Call a full session of congress immediately.
Thanks a lot! I sprayed cola thru my nostrils when I started laughing! Dammit!
Be nice if tornado picked up a deranged gunman and blew him over White House security and deposited him on the roof.
It's the Global Warming Deniers' fault!
Tear it down, mother Nature! Shut it down, clean the place. Destroy the kindergarden there, destroy the bullies from school who finally got their revenge robbing citizens.
It's Barry's fault.
Fucking Barry.
A man can dream...
If there truly is a God, he will launch tornado armegeddon on dc. and only wipe out the politicians, and their cronies. He'll leave all the other nice people alive, all two of them.
please make my day.....
tornado destroys all in con-gress and wh
Please tornado, kill them all.
We must ban Assault Weather Patterns.
I wonder if MIC is using HAARP against Barry now? Sickening. They have protected and created this psychopath (see General Dynamic largest shareholder AIPAC).
mother nature my ass....
WEAPONIZED WEATHER... arecibo....
Go getem Tiger!!!