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Kerry Kaption Kontest
President Obama had no choice but to cancel his trip to the Asia-Pacific Economic Co-operation Summit in Indonesia because he was forced to stay in DC and not negotiate (perhaps Jakarta should invest some more capital in some world class golf courses) but John Kerry, happy to have put the Syria fiasco behind him and since boating season off Nantucket is over, was there an represented. Dressed appropriately.
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My name may be Kerry, but I have a strange affinity for Kafka ...
herro putin. me jawn kewwy. me so howny. me ruv you rong time.
You know what.. I don't give that man nearly enough credit. I didn't know John Kerry knew Chinese.....
Barry is giving everyone the silent treatment.
Let's see if he can keep that going for another three years.
Tell me the truth Vlad, does this make my face look long?
Not at all Rocky Dennis.
KHMERRY ROUGE
isnt that coolmore farms colors?
He's a Wild and Crazy guy.
Putins face looks full of botox and kerrys full of shit.
Putins thinking, "I though Barney was a dinosaur, not a horse?"
Picture #1, Kerry, I feel so beautiful in this shirt.
Vlad hosts Kerry at the 1st Indonesian Pajama Party and Sleep-Over!
I may be short but you literally look like a fucking horse!
do you like my shirt?
do you?
does it make me look rugged?
does it?
maybe we could have dinner again?
http://topwalls.net/asma-al-assada-rose-in-the-desert/
please?
you are my prety prety omnibus of the winds
hugs,
jayjay
Putin - Why the long face John?
Kerry - What long face? Oh ...well...I just called my boss and asked if I had to dress up like them? He told me " Yes John...you dress up like the rest of those idiots"....oops....sorry Vlad.
Except the part about big American bulges.
#1. K: ***Dream(swift)boat Annie***
#2. K: I banged her grandmother in '67!
#3. P: Yes. They both told me last night! ...Said that long applies only to your face.
Was Putin trying to figure out what rib to slip the shive through?
FORWARD ASS NAPKIN!
"Kohn. John Kohn"
Truth color of the 'man'.
Jane Kerry needs to visit Thailand to buy some new kathoey clothes.
"Lady, do not look a gift horse in the face"
I am sure Putin wanted to judo toss him.
Both look like they have had too much plastic surgery, though.
Putin in #3: "Now THAT'S a horse of a different color!"
1st - "I'm here for the 11 a.m. advanced kabuki class."
2nd - "So then I told my captain to pull the yacht next to this guy, right...and this guy's in maybeeee a 54 footer...and I pick up the bullhorn and I say....get a load of this...I yell "Pardon me, but would you happen to have any Grey Coupon?"
3rd - "I'm doing my best to force a smile, Vlad, but you're crushing every home in my hand..."
#2 is fricking brilliant
Vlad, stop squeezing so hard! You know doing that makes my gills bulge out of my human host's neck.
"Hey Vlad I'm actually a reptilian with a faced pumped full of silly puddy, want some tounge action"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNn2yPBguyA
Putin: What? Who the fuck are you? Holy shit, stop the presses. There's some crappy John Kerry impersonator running around pretending to be John Kerry. Oh... oh it's supposed to be a facelift? Oh shit. Sorry tovarisch. I mean, for your unfortunate choice of a surgeon. You look very pretty. Now, back to the kids table with you. The grown-ups have to talk business.
These photos are maybe beyond the reach of mere captioning.
Barry............... You see Putin's hand position???????
That's what a transfer of power looks like you fucking piece of shit............................................
kerry asking where he can find a ladyboy
1. Oooo la la... Me likey...
3. Ooooo we make out long timeeee.
"Gawd, this stupid shirt makes me look even more like a fucking asshole. What are we, at a luau?"
Putin: Hey John, hope this handshake picture doesn't get you in trouble with the Neo-Cons.
Kerry: Well Vlad, Rumsfeld shook hands with Sadam Hussein and we know how that one turned out.
brain fungus untreated
WB7 - You have to be on an NSA list by now. How many IRS audits have you been through?
Caption for the WB7 image above: "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this massage."
Ma Naste
Dear Lord - Please don't let my family see me dressed in this shit.
"In Japan, men come first. Kerry, you cum last."
duplicate (slow Connection)
Kerry tells Putin : I'm such a lousy chess player as Syria has shown that not only can I not play Kasparov, I can't play you. The good news from my perspective is that I'm the best player on the US admin team.
Ben and Obammy are worse than lousy!
Laffs all round.
"We are two wild....and crazy guys!"
My sentiments exactly. Also: "Dude you look like the bomb in that shirt" .. "Dude! So do you!" Guy behind Putin "Easy tiger, easy!"
Obama look-a-like in the back thinking .. "I came all this way from Mumbai to meet the man who had the same dreams from my father and he's not here.. don't know if I should laugh or cry..."
Putin - Ha Ha...we look silly. No wonder your boss skipped out.
Kerry - Yeah...what crap I have to through for that idiot. The jerk better indorse me in 2016.
Putin: oh John I'm sorry we had to give you the "gay shirt", we didn't' think you'd mind, considering you know! Notice that me and the the Chinese cat have the manly, bold colors, but trust us, it just was the luck of the draw!
(Laughs all around)
Putin: also tell the President, we're all sorry to hear, you guys couldn't afford to gas the plane, in order for him to get here, but the Chinese have an idea of how you can get this solved, they would like to buy a couple billion 10 yr T Bills for 5.5%, sound good?
Obama staying home says he will fold. I am surprised. Obvious error.
If he had gone, it would say he meant it about no negotiations.
Caption for the all smiling friendly handshake between Kerry and Putin.....
"Boy...we sure pulled the wool over the eyes of the Sheeple with that whole Syria thing....didn't we Comrade ? "
It's hard to take a "pretty" man seriously.
Psychedelic sociopath.
Wilbuuuuur........me love you long face.
and
Puti pute......can you convince these savages to keep buyin our debt and we'll keep buyin their junk?
There's some ketchup in it for ya.
I am wearing Purple, because I am royalty....BITCHES!!!
Hey Vlad, wanna scissor?
Nothing to hard, Vlad...let us start with a pinprick or two and go from there.
Still less rediculous than the condom suit during the Presidential run.
What say you and I meet later in tiki ?
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
"Tell your boss to get his house in order horseface."
K: Where did you damn russians hide the hay and trough?
Casual Monday?
Mandatory funny shirt day?
No weird shirt no service?
Welcome to our planet, let us teach you the ways of our people. We dress you nice.
Putin looks like the vampire king from the first Blade movie. Now I need some weed.
Yeow baby, let's get our effing freak on after this photo fest...
The farce is strong with this one......
he has to use his hands for gestures,as his lips no longer function with all the botox.
First the drugs, then the orgy.
Kerry: Blow you while we foxtrot?
Putin: sorry, I don't dance.
Nah, Putin is a Furry. He only wrestles with bears, not horse-faces.
"I got Purple Heart medals for stubbing my toe in Vietnam...then becamse a traitor just like Jane Fonda. I have lived a full life as a total scumbag of the highest order and me and my ugly wife look like flesh eating aliens. Yay for me!"
"For not totally humiliating us over Syria, you can have this shitty, stupid shirt wearing craphole of a country." "Enjoy their large muslim population."
Does this make your randy? YEAH BABY!
And just to think that all that shirt material came from only one of Ghaddifi's robes.
Remember when Heinz made purple ketchup and green ketchup? Just asking if anyone does.
1st photo: (Kerry) "Ah SOOOO, Na Nasty, Namaste, whatever"
2nd photo: (Kerry) "Hey Vladimir, good play on our black ops syria thing. You sure did catch our people trying to pull a fast one"
3rd photo: (Putin) "ha ha ha, I just ripped your fucking balls off. Here put them in your pocket and keep smiling you goofy looking muppet fucker. I'll deal with you soon enough.
Putin could kick Kerry's ass with 2 fingers and an eyebrow.
I get groomed 2 times a day.
I love the souvenir shirt, wish it came with a Mao cap.
"so i told them i was 5mi inside Cambodia and shot at by the Khmer Rouge!!! Bwahhaaahaahaaa"
Kerry: Whaddya say we skip the foreplay?
Putin: Only if my friends can join!
Putin to Kerry: "Purple, John....really"
Kerry to Putin: "George Harrison gave me this shirt, you asshole!"
This guy just oozes statesmanship...
They are all thinking the same thing...that he really does have the smallest dick in the room...
AS I'm sure they are both planning to put it to each and every one of us eventually, I hoping they are flea sized.
Both dressed by Feinberg...
Glad they don't let no niggas in here. Hey Puttie
wanna shoot some hoop? I look dope, bitchezzzz!
Carefull Johnny boy, you might pull a facial muscle.
If you don't tell Teresa I'll even toss in Latvia!
Ahhhhh
So
Whassup, dude?
Two people in the middle foto
"Damn I'm hungree, wat's that on the fwoor? Mmmm....fwesh rat! I hold yooor hand while you stomp in it!"
Administration officials, speaking under condition of anonymity, today admitted that Kerry was furious at the publication of a williambanzai7 artistic offering in which Kerry's head was photoshopped onto the body of an Indonesian pimp. A congressman, also speaking anonymously, rolled his eyes at the image saying, "Not his most subtle work, is it?"
Dude! I finally got ahold of that plastic surgeon you recommended.
How do you think? Huh? Huhhhh?
:D
"Turn on, tune in, drop out."
Kerry telling Putin he is the better communist.
"I can't shoulder the blame for the US' mishandling of the Syria crisis...
because I have no shoulders. Lost 'em in 'Nam during a freak windsurfing accident."
No more yanky my wanky!!!
Ass Ho Kerry
The first picture, "Oh. Lili You tooooo are pregnant with my child??" (Blush Doesn't anyone use birth control around here??!!)
The second picture "Look man I did not touch Lili." (Oh shit face knowing what lili said above.)
The third picture "But I had the guy who did killed for you."
Kerry: "Kraft says he wants his Super Bowl ring back. Yeah, that one."
What a fucking joke we have become.
- Putin!? Is that you!? OHMYGAWD you look asian!
Putin already IS Asian, idiot! Russia IS largely in Asia!
Or have you never looked at a globe or a map?
I think you mean "Oriental".
That bloke is one strange looking advertisement for humanity.
He has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle. And its two and half foot long??
Just where in fucks name do they find these monstrosities? Under bridges??
:-)
They are bred in special birthing pits...like goblins. they don't rub pee-pees like humans do to procreate.
They are bred special, for government service
None of them have intelligence, a soul, or good looks, to the rest of humanity they are just useless eaters...
And then Al Roker shit himself right after Obama ejaculated. You should have been there Vlad, When Michelle saw what was going on she looked like a Chimp with rabies!
Goatama the Buddha in prayer
#1 Damn those are some small titties..
#2, lady in blue.
Did he step in some dog shit? Yea look he's tracking shit all over the place.
#3
Whadda say we DP that small tittied bitch later tonight?
Hey Vlad, you like making waves. You must like boating.
Let's go for a cruise... On my Swift Boat at the Club.
This is treason…
It was an Internet joke that Obama would be spending millions of dollars for tarps to keep tourists from seeing Mount Rushmore. Or for hiring Park Service workers to burn out the eyes of people who actually looked back at the monument.
The truth is that Park employees have been locating cones in critical locations to keep cars from stopping to either photograph or view the Mount Rushmore monument.
It occurred to me that someone should compile a list of these flagrant political abuses by the Obama Administration during this “shutdown.” And John Nolte has done it: “The List: Unnecessarily Shut Down by Obama to Inflict Public Pain”:
It begins: While our president still enjoys his essential employees and locations: the White House chefs, Camp David, and a military golf course, there doesn't seem to be any question that in mercenary pursuit of a political win, this White House is determined to unreasonably punish as many everyday people as possible. And this includes children sick with cancer. That might sound like hyperbole, but it is not…
This list will be regularly updated, and if you have something you feel should be added, please email me at jnolte@breitbart.com or tweet me @NolteNC.Please include a link to the news source. --
1. Treatments for Children Suffering From Cancer - The GOP have agreed to a compromise by funding part of the government, including the National Institutes of Health, which offers children with cancer last-chance experimental treatment. Obama has threatened to veto this funding.
2. The World War II Memorial - The WWII memorial on the DC Mall is a 24/7 open-air memorial that is not regularly staffed. Although the White House must have known that WWII veterans in their eighties and nineties had already booked flights to visit this memorial, the White House still found the resources to spitefully barricade the attraction.
The Republican National Committee has offered to cover any costs required to keep the memorial open. The White House refused. Moreover, like the NIH, the GOP will pass a compromise bill that would fund America's national parks. Obama has threatened to veto that bill.
3. Furloughed Military Chaplains Not Allowed to Work for Free - Furloughed military chaplains willing to celebrate Mass and baptisms for free have been told they will be punished for doing so.
4. Business Stops In Florida Keys - Although the GOP have agreed to compromise in the ongoing budget stalemate and fund the parks, Obama has threatened to veto that funding. As a result, small businesses, hunters, and commercial fisherman can't practice their trade. While the feds have deemed the personnel necessary to keep this area open "non-essential," the "enforcement officers" to ensure no business is done are "essential."
5. Obama Blacks Out Sports, Entertainment Programming to Overseas Troops - The American Forces Network (AFN) that provides American sports and entertainment programming to our troops stationed abroad, has been shut down. For some reason, though, AFN News will still broadcast news, just not any of the popular and fun stuff.
Camp David is essential, but popular programming for heroes overseas is non-essential.
6. Obama Closes D-Day Memorial - The GOP have offered to compromise and fund the National Parks. Obama has said he will veto this compromise legislation. As a result, along with 24 other military cemeteries, the D-Day memorial in Normandy has been barricaded.
7. Obama Tries to Close Privately-Funded Mt. Vernon - Although George Washington's Mt. Vernon estate is privately funded, the feds blocked visitors from entering the parking area because the Park Service maintains the lot. Apparently, the New Media publicity resulted in the feds backing down.
8. Obama Closes Over 100 Privately-Managed Parks That Cost No Money to Run - The U.S. Treasury actually makes money from the rent paid by a private company that "employs about 400-500 camp workers and managers across about a dozen states." No federal money is used to operate these parks. No federal employees are used to staff these parks. Taxpayers make a profit from these parks. Still, Obama had them closed and as a result 400-500 employees and a private business are taking it in the neck.
9. Obama Closes Self-Sustaining Colonial Farm It Hasn’t Supported Since 1980 - "For the first time in 40 years, the National Park Service (NPS) has finally succeeded in closing the Farm down to the public. In previous budget dramas, the Farm has always been exempted since the NPS provides no staff or resources to operate the Farm.”
10. Obama Tries to Close State-Run Parks in Wisconsin - "The park service ordered state officials to close the northern unit of the Kettle Moraine, Devil's Lake, and Interstate state parks and the state-owned portion of the Horicon Marsh, but state authorities rebuffed the request because the lion's share of the funding came from state, not federal coffers."
11. Obama Closes Vietnam Memorial - The GOP have passed compromise legislation that would fund national memorials and parks, and open them to the public. Obama threatened a veto. Apparently, the "essential" government employees are those erecting barricades, not those who could keep the memorial open.
12. Obama Closes Privately-Owned Hotel, Police Block Parking Lot - "The operator of a 51-room inn located on U.S. government-owned land in North Carolina abandoned his defiant stance on Thursday to keep the property open despite being ordered to close as part of the federal government shutdown."
October is this inn's prime season. The GOP have offered compromise funding opening the parks. Obama said he will veto that compromise.
State troopers blocked customers from entering the inn's parking lot.
13. Park Service Ranger: 'We've Been Told to Make Life As Difficult For People As We Can' - “It’s a cheap way to deal with the situation,” an angry Park Service ranger in Washington says of the harassment. “We’ve been told to make life as difficult for people as we can. It’s disgusting.”
14. Obama Forces Residents Out of Private Homes - "The government shutdown is being felt close to home for some locals. They say they're being forced out of private homes on Lake Mead because they sit on federal land."
The GOP have agreed to fund the parks. Obama has threatened a veto.
15. Acadia Park In Maine Shut Down - '"We’ve been training for two years at CrossFit for this hike — no kidding,” Hart said. She added that the shutdown should be as inconvenient for the Washington politicians who caused it as it is for average citizens.'
The GOP have agreed to fund the parks. Obama said he will veto.
16. Historic Restaurant Open During Last Shutdown Forced to Close - "An iconic Philadelphia restaurant has been forced to close its doors and turn away booked parties because of the government shutdown. …
"Restaurant public relations director Molly Yun said they were notified there was a possibility a closure might happen, but they were allowed to remain open during the last government shutdown 17 years ago."
The restaurant is part of the federal park system, which the GOP have agreed to fund. Obama said he will veto the funding.
17. Obama Shuts Down a Road That Goes Through CO Park: "The Forest Service announcement, in turn, led the Pitkin County commissioners to order that Maroon Creek Road be shut down at the height of the colorful leaf-changing season. Ahead of what is to be one of the busiest weekends of the fall, the road is to be closed to vehicles at T-Lazy-7 Ranch, pending a resolution to the government shutdown."
The GOP have agreed to fund the parks. Obama said he will veto that compromise funding.
18. Residents Plan Protest of Cape Hatteras Closing - "Businesses and residents on the Outer Banks have planned a peaceful protest of the closure of Hatteras Island's beaches due to the government shut down.
"The U.S. House Wednesday passed a measure to reopen national parks and monuments. It will now go to the U.S. Senate."
In the unlikely event the Democrat Senate passes the bill, Obama has threatened a veto of any compromise legislation opening the parks.
19. Obama Blocks People From LOOKING at Mt. Rushmore - "Blocking access to trails and programs at South Dakota’s most popular attraction was one thing, but state officials didn’t expect Congress’ budget stalemate to shut down a view of Mount Rushmore.
"The National Park Service placed cones along highway viewing areas outside Mount Rushmore this week, barring visitors from pulling over and taking pictures of the famed monument.
The cones first went up Oct. 1, said Dusty Johnson, Gov. Dennis Daugaard’s chief of staff. The state asked that they be taken down, and federal officials did so with some of them. The state was told the cones were a safety precaution to help channel cars into viewing areas rather than to bar their entrance."
20. Crucial USDA Websites Taken Down - "The U.S. Department of Agriculture has turned off its entire website in response to the government shutdown, leaving farmers, reporters and others with no way to access any of the agency's information online. …
"USDA's total website shutdown goes far beyond the response of other federal agencies, and seems to be part of an effort to make people feel the effects of the shutdown. Thursday morning calls to USDA's press office seeking an explanation were not answered."
This website is down and yet the ObamaCare and White House websites are up.
21. St. Louis Gateway Arch Closed - The GOP have agreed to compromise legislation funding the parks. Obama has threatened a veto.
22. Park Shutdown Bounces Rowers from Potomac - "The ripple effect of a government shutdown has pushed rowers from the Potomac River.
"Multiple high schools rent space at the Thompson Boat Center in Georgetown. But like other places controlled by the National Park Service, it closed Tuesday morning."
The GOP have agreed to compromise funding opening the parks. Obama has threatened a veto.
23. Thompson Boat Center Closed In DC - The GOP have agreed to fund the parks. Obama said he will veto.
24. Obama Closes Military Commissary - "Military members, veterans and families who shop at local tax-free store are shocked to discover the store's doors locked; no progress to end stalemate in Washington."
While the government has deemed the White House chefs "essential," working class military personnel have lost their tax-free store privileges.
Military personnel and their families tell me that they have never lost these privileges in previous shutdowns.
25. Arizona Offers to Fund Grand Canyon, Obama Says 'Drop Dead' - "Obama has ordered the Grand Canyon to stay closed, even after the state of Arizona and local businesses have offered to cover the costs necessary to keep it open. In other words, the shutdown isn’t about the money — it’s about hurting the American people just because he can."
26. Amber Alert Website Taken Offline - CNN reported that bad press was a factor in the site going back up.
Why would White House chefs and Obama's golf course be categorized as "essential," while the government classified as "non-essential" the Amber Alert website?
Of course, this is the same Obama threatening to veto cancer treatments for children.
27. Miramar Air Show Canceled With One-Day Notice -“The emotional and economic impacts of losing this year’s event are great, and I’m extremely disappointed in the political dysfunction that brought us to this point,” Gloria said.
"Proceeds from the event go to programs that support families of military personnel, he said."
28. At Start of Peak Season, Shutdown Closes Peaks of Otter Lodge - "Although the Blue Ridge Parkway remains open to travelers, the Peaks of Otter Lodge cannot stay open while the National Park Service is not operating during to the government shutdown. With no Congressional compromise reached by the end of the day Monday, the lodge’s restaurant shut down and guests were given 48 hours to find somewhere else to stay."
The GOP have agreed to compromise and fund the parks. Obama has threatened a veto.
29. Federal Prison Guards Not Getting Paid, Inmates Are - "Most of the employees at the federal prison in Forrest City are working without knowing when they will get a paycheck because of the government shutdown, but some of the inmates who get paid for the work they do inside will have no problem collecting their money."
30. Family that Paid $2,000 for Permit Not Allowed to Raft - "Sorry for the inconvenience," it read.
That's when rangers told them they wouldn't be able to put in on the river the next day, despite having paid $2,000 for a permit to do so.
The news was shattering, Scott Lee said.
The GOP have agreed to fund the parks. Obama has threatened a veto.
31. Although Privately Funded, Historic Ford's Theater Closed - "Ford's Theatre, which is a private non-profit 501(c)(3) organization, does not use any federal funding or federal employees for its performances. During previous government shutdowns, the theatre has continued performances."
32. King Crab Season Threatened by Government Shutdown - "The Alaska king crab season is set to start soon, but all the fishing boats will have to stay docked because the government must sign off on permits and quotas.
"Fisherman stand to lose hundreds of thousands of dollars unless lawmakers make a compromise."
Obama's golf course is open. So is the website for Michelle Obama's "Let's Move."
33. Children Might Lose School Lunches - "Minnesotans are adjusting to the partial government shutdown, but if it lingers too long, there is a chance the 300,000 kids who rely on free or reduced lunches at school could go hungry."
The White House chefs have not been furloughed.
34. Feds Shut Down Major Roadway, Puts Children's Lives at Risk - "Nearly a third of Blount County is inside the Great Smoky Mountains National Park. So when the federal government shut down the park, it also shut down one of the area’s chief sources of revenue.
"The children live in the eastern Tennessee community of Top of the World – serviced by School Bus 49. Normally, the bus travels along the Foothills Parkway. Other roads leading to the isolated mountain community are impassible by bus.
"“It’s dangerous,” said Nancy Kemp, the spokesperson for Blount County Schools.”It’s very curvy and straight up the mountain. It’s just not a safe route.”"
The GOP have offered compromise legislation funding the parks. Obama has threatened a veto.
35. Road to Brasstown Bald Closed During Peak Season - "It's not unusual for the road to the top of Brasstown Bald, the highest point in Georgia, to be closed in the winter months but in early October, with "leaf-looking" season just around the corner?
"The Georgia Department of Transporation (GDOT) announced Monday, though, that it is, in fact, closed. Why? At the request of the U.S. Forest Service and because of the government shutdown. The forest service operates the facilities on top of the mountain as well as the visitors center at its base."
The GOP have offered compromise legislation to open the parks. Obama has threatened a veto.
36. Columbia Island and Washington Sailing Marina Closed - Email from reader: "My husband received an email from WSM saying that boat owners could only go to their boats to remove items. If they leave the slip with their boat they are not allowed to return to their (paid for) slip the government re opens."
37. IRS Collections Operational, Taxpayer Advocate Office Closed - Per an email from reader.
38. Eleven Hundred Square Miles of Florida Ocean Closed - Email: "You omitted the ban on Florida charter boat captains taking fishermen into an 1,100 square mile section of ocean of the coast of Tampa. Apparently, government resources patrol it."
39. Iwo Jima Memorial Closed, Barricades Erected - "Another open-air memorial in the Washington area is closed and barricaded off: the Iwo Jima Memorial, just across the bridge from D.C. in Rosslyn, Virginia. A source sends along this picture of the barricade set-up at the memorial, which is also called the U.S. Marine Corps War Memorial."
40. Police Remove Vietnam War Veterans at Memorial Wall - "Via William Jacobson, NBC's affiliate in Washington, D.C. reports that police ordered tourists and Vietnam war veterans who were visiting the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall to leave the memorial at one point on Friday."
41. Shutdown Denies Death Benefits to Families of Fallen Soldiers - "The families of five U.S. service members who were killed over the weekend in Afghanistan have been notified that they won't be receiving the $100,000 benefit normally wired to relatives within 36 hours of the death. The “death gratuity” is intended to help cover funeral costs and help with immediate living expenses until survivor benefits typically begin."
- See more at: http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/10/05/list-obama-closures-for-shutdown#sthash.34bjHiUY.dpuf
But Michelle's site letsmove.gov is alive and well. Priorities, you know.
Close and lock the White House making sure all occupants are on the ouside when done.
It appears two furloughed fuckwits have downvoted you. They must not be paying the gov. trolls?
The Livestock just don't get it. It's like a movie theatre. You don't pay for a ticket, you don't get to see the movie. You don't give Owhatshisname some more wool and lamb chops from your first born, you don't get to see HIS national parks. It should be clear by now who they consider the owners of "public" property are. It's not the livestock.
JR,
shallow propaganda. piecemeal b.s. from the repubs.
to put this in perspective let's play 'oh how to get most everyone here to squeal like piglets':
first, switch reps' boycott of aca with demos saying 'no ak 47s' or we'll blow up the debt ceiling'
now list:
demos say ok to hand guns.
demos say ok to some rifles.
etc.
'OH NO THOSE LOUSY DEMOS ARE JUST PLAYIN GAMES TRYIN TO GUT THE OUR HUMAN RIGHTS" scream the reps!
all this b.s. of no point - counter no point talk is, well, typical of the web.
low grade stuff.
:)
raped and fingered some boyz in his skull and bones class
raped some charlie in nam
blooded the heinz bitch arterial tomato red
picks his fucky sucky young girl prize for an indonisian vampyre weekend.
what a cock eyed kohn life of a fake irish man fool.
Saw him personally molesting some hot blonde at a polo match one week before his wedding.
"Dude! Totally 60's look, ya know, like when we weren't in uniform..."
"Some of us, Tovarich. Only some of us."
"Do you dance?" "How close?" "Is music required?"
It is a crying shame that we have such a vain freak willing to reconstruct his face at the age of 70 representing our country. I guess it is kind of fitting though given the people he represents.
Hi, I'm Fairy Kerry, and I'm shallow and vapid.
#1 Kerry : oooo ... there's another cutie and another !!!
#2 Kerry : Hey, you're not a bloody chink get the f#ck outta here!!!
#3 Putin : (in a deep Russain Accent) Haha noo ... I'm Vladamir Putin, President of the Soviet Socialist Republics. Tricked you again Mr. Kerry
What. Does. John Kerry. Look. LIKE? DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!
Yes, yes he does. Tell Vincent not to shoot Marvin later by accident.
Yeah, that's right, I worked for the KGB longer than you did. In fact it was I who recommended to Comrade Zhukov that you be hired.
Looks like Putin & Kerry go to the same transvestite botox clinic, I wonder if they go together?
Warning: Off-color joke. Do NOT read if you are PC, 'sensitive' or lack humor.
Kerry: So, Vlad, what do you do for fun?
Putin: I love Judo. Can't get enough of it.
Kerry: How about that! I love Jew-dough too!
Vlad, Barry sends his love... He still wants you to do the "Hide the Blini" thing... I have some naked pics for you back in my room...
2nd pic: Kerry " Kali ma, Kali ma, Kali maaaaaa Shakti De!"
3rd pic: Putin " I dont think so"(crushing every bone in Kerry' s hand, picks him up, and throws him in aligator moat)
You verry funny, Dr. Jones!
It's not like Russia, its much harder to get rid of a wife in America but l'll tell you a secret, that 'resort' I sent Teresa too, its not a resort, its an Alzheimer's facility. She'll never get out. They are escape proof!
First you made me look like a complete idiot over Syria and now I am dressed like one too.
Bob Kraft still wants his ring back.
Kerry: I am here, whats up?
Dancing Girls: Putin is irate. He does not understand how you get the US Department of State to officially pay $60 Million in humanitarian aid for Syria, and that somehow makes the US sheeple ignore the Billions in weapons aid.
Kerry: I'll fix it. One Billionare to another.
Putin: Ahh, the war hero. before you were a war protestor.
Kerry: (whispers) You know the people who know, call BDO.
Putin: Ah yes, our Saudi freinds. But remember, they are our freinds.
Last image:
Putin: "Dig the shirt, man!"
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan:
1st Photo:
Three little maids from school are we,
Pert as a school-girl well can be,
Filled to the brim with girlish glee,
Three little maids from school!
2nd Photo:
The flowers that bloom in the spring, Tra la,
Breathe promise of merry sunshine—
As we merrily dance and we sing, Tra la,
We welcome the hope that they bring, Tra la,
Of a summer of roses and wine.
And that's what we mean when we say that a thing
Is welcome as flowers that bloom in the spring.
Tra la la la la la, etc.
3rd Photo:
The flowers that bloom in the spring, Tra la,
Have nothing to do with the case.
I've got to take under my wing, Tra la,
A most unattractive old thing, Tra la,
With a caricature of a face.
And that's what I mean when I say, or I sing,
"Oh, bother the flowers that bloom in the spring."
Tra la la la la la, etc.
(OK, OK ... The Mikado was set in Japan ... so sue me.)
Kerry was concerned about losing his position as "Pivot Man" at the APEC circle jerk.
He checks with Putin who assures him " You are Pivot Man still, I bring cracker too!'
Kerry is clearly relieved that his trip to Aisia will not be for nothing.
First image;
Those Syrian chemicals are great, man! I'm really trippin'. All the beautiful colors!
I thought the US was dedicated to ending Trafficking in Persons, but it looks like Frankenstein's Hideous Undead Monster, John Kerry, is in Asia to find some underage action...
Kerry to Putin: " Neeeiiiaaaahahahaha wouldn't happen to have a spare apple would you?"
This is the real reason Obama did not make the trip.
Sachs Fifth ave?
When that Molly shit kicks in these outfits are going to look fuckin' awesome.
"In Japan, men come first. Kerry, you cum last."
"Take the Mask off Kerry, Halloween isn't for another 3 weeks...."
pic #1: "WTF?"
pic #2: "WTF?"
and lastly, pic #3: "WTF?"
John Kerry says there is 'irrefutable and alarming evidence' that Putin is real, despite claims that he is actually nothing more than a wax dummy.
He also says that he has persontally put away for life more than a dozen men, on significantly less evidence.
"Groovus."
Pretty in Purple, Pesky in Puce
This is great, I can use this pic to adjust the color on my printer.
it astounds me that somone like Kerry to rise like he has with his past treason, just shows how corrupt our gov is
Kerry, the 'best' Sec of State in five years.
You crashed my ruble!
You crashed my dollar!
Bwahahahahaha...