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Obama To Explain His "Negotiating" Tactics - Live Webcast

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Given the statements this morning it is clear that President Obama is unwilling to negotiate on his unwillingness to negotiate. It would seem that he would do well to listen to the immortal words of Mike Tyson, "everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face," and we suspect the market is about to deliver that upper cut... which in reflection is exactly what the President called for last week - though as we noted earlier - the polls are mixed as to who is to blame.

 

 

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Tue, 10/08/2013 - 13:59 | 4034553 insanelysane
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The bully in the bully pulpit for his daily name calling temper tantrum.

I will not be constrained by a debt ceiling or anything called a budget!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:02 | 4034592 tsx500
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I'd rather listen to Mike Tyson recite Shakespeare for an HOUR than have to listen to a MINUTE of President Stompyfeet cry like a 3-yr old

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:05 | 4034614 McMolotov
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No shit. Smell ya later, Obama. I'm gonna go eat lunch (and probably have a drink) while you do your ass-talking.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:15 | 4034673 redpill
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I really hope the House just tells him to go fuck himself and leave this bitch closed.  Despite Harry "they are anarchists" Reid's fucking ignorant blather, this is actually the job of Congress.  Their most important responsibility is the power of the purse.  And under no circumstances should that be ceded to anyone, even if we have a petulant child for a President.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:16 | 4034693 Bosch
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Actually, Boehner & Co. should just use your last sentence as a press release.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:20 | 4034698 macholatte
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Alternate Reality -----> kill America and make it look like somebody else caused it. Be the hero and sheeple will gladly give up their freedoms to be saved by the perpetrator/thug/dictator/gestapo/gangsters.

Just sayin ..... U No?

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:25 | 4034740 CClarity
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VIX > 21 now

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:29 | 4034764 TruthInSunshine
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Lloyd, Jamie & Warren are huddled under the podium, squeezing Obama's balls as he speaks.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:39 | 4034830 ZerOhead
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No worries... Americans can rest assured that the NSA is keeping Obama (and probably Boner) informed of all the developments occurring in the Tea Party camp.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:41 | 4034854 barliman
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 All the Most Compliant members of the Blowjob Media have been dictated the questions they  will be alllowed to ask Dear Leader.

Thought the last one looked like he was having trouble reading it.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:49 | 4034883 smlbizman
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fuckin half a nigger....

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:56 | 4034910 TeamDepends
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Fuck you Valerie, er, Barry!!!!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:58 | 4034919 Manthong
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Obama will own this for all of history.

Boehner will barely be a footnote.

..but then, this might be the fulfillment of Obama's Kenyan colonial Cloward-Piven choom dream.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:58 | 4034928 SafelyGraze
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time to bring out the crisis actors

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlOxlSOr3_M

spoiler: if you're in the coffee shop, it's really real

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:11 | 4034986 TruthInSunshine
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Barry pulled out knife and threatened to slice the jugular of Americans' 401(k)s pretty early on in this talking point session.

Can't have equity "markets" suffer, no matter what else is happening, in USSA, don't ya know...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:21 | 4035016 TeamDepends
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That'll be the day the blue-hairs march towards the White House with pitch-forks and torches....

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:24 | 4035026 onewayticket2
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what an ass...Congress set the debt limit, congress spent too much.  if congress wants to stay within their debt LIMIT, they can by implementing what the President himself DEMANDED.....PAYGO.  if you want to spend a $1 over, then you simply need to cut a dollar somewhere else.

now, the president chooses to forget his own directive and claim the people following his directive are "Deadbeats"

lost ALL respect for this guy.....

 

KEEP IT SHUT DOWN.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:38 | 4035105 kralizec
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He is the punk ass lying jackass fucktard bully shit-tossing monkey to beat all punk ass lying jackass fucktard bully shit-tossing monkeys of all fucking time!

There is NO RISK OF DEFAULT if the debt ceiling is not raised UNLESS THIS PUNK ASS LYING JACKASS FUCKTARD BULLY SHIT-TOSSING MONKEY WANTS TO STIFF BONDHOLDERS IN ORDER TO KEEP BUREAUCRATS AND FREESHITISTS TROUGHS FULL!!!

FUCK YOU OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 16:28 | 4035376 Keyser
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I wish someone in the room would jump up and slap the taste out of his mouth. Just once. 

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:53 | 4034893 macholatte
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The Constitution is an extremist agenda.

--- Barry S

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 17:16 | 4035606 WatchingIgnorance
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You can tell by his expressions at what point one of them sticks a finger in his ass.

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:28 | 4034772 JPM Hater001
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Did he just mention a successor?  So Goldman Sax has picked our new leader...bravo for thinking ahead.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:31 | 4034780 Dr. Engali
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We are not a democracy mr. constitutional scholar. We are wa representative republic...friggen idiot.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:33 | 4034800 fourchan
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ironic, i did just decide to stop paying my mortgage.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:16 | 4035007 12ToothAssassin
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Welcome to the club, we've got money to buy jackets now.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:38 | 4034826 1100-TACTICAL-12
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AMEN Doc that always pisses me off.. I'ts a REPUBLIC fucktard,,,

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:07 | 4034965 knukles
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That he is a scholar, let alone Consitiutional is a false meme distributed by the MSM.
Community Organizers give speeches.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 17:47 | 4035731 TBT or not TBT
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No school records have been released, nevermind any papers of his published. Zero.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:38 | 4035062 El Oregonian
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What a dickwad. TPTB sure got their chump who's going to take the fall for this shit. Not that dumbass here understood what the hell he was doing. He saw the crib, the big Cadillac, all the status that strokes a narcissist's ego and he's going to get tripped up for his megalomaniac need to "Be important" that will ultimately expose him as the idiot stooge he truly is.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 17:17 | 4035608 WatchingIgnorance
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Thank you!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:37 | 4034824 MichiganMilitiaMan
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+1000 macholatte!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:22 | 4035022 blackholes
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Still waiting on this to unfold in the wake of the shutdown:

http://www.citywatchla.com/8br-hidden/5584-mysterious-fema-region-lll-alert-has-folks-on-edge

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 16:01 | 4035225 Kirk2NCC1701
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@macholatte: "Alternate Reality ----->..."

Once again, I see things from a different vantage point...

(1)  He's scoring points by DEFINING THE DEBATE, w/o a good counter-point (the Truth!) coming out from Boehner & GOP.

(2)  Taking advice from Rahm Emmanuel ("Don't let a crisis go to waste!"), he's also setting the stage for Wall St, and positioning himself to enact the IEEFA*. 

/ The IEEFA Show.  Coming to a Theater (of Operation) near you. /s

 

* IEEFA (International Economic Emergency Powers Act) links:

i. http://www.treasury.gov/resource-center/sanctions/Documents/ieepa.pdf

ii. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Emergency_Economic_Powers_Ac...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:05 | 4034959 ronaldawg
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Burn it burn it all!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:43 | 4034860 Darksky
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Lock the doors, put up the Gone Fishin sign, and come back after Nov 2014.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:14 | 4034681 Dr. No
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"Id like to ass-you a few questions"

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:30 | 4034783 The Gooch
Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:38 | 4034835 pods
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I could of swore I just heard him say he was "Pimping hoes and clocking a grip like my name was Dolomite."

pods

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:50 | 4034878 TarAndFeather
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I think they in da mood for some muthafuckin' G shit...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 16:32 | 4035396 Herd Redirectio...
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Its getting BANKSTA up in hiyaaaah!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:33 | 4034808 FuzzyDunlop21
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Obama is inspirational!! He inspires disgust in all who hear him! Forward!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:38 | 4034829 Seize Mars
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Dr. No
"Ass-hooole a Mio, O Sodom-eeah..."
(To the tune of O Sole Mio)

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:14 | 4034682 krispkritter
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Four guys in front:  Neal & Bob and Ben & Dover...that's not their names, it's what they do.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:22 | 4034709 Oh regional Indian
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It's framed to look like he is being crowned by the white house and the words surrounding him are 

THE W(Insert head and those EARS)OUSE

       WAS

 

Weird...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:36 | 4034816 The Gooch
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Actually, I saw "THE WHITE WASHING".

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:50 | 4034881 Oh regional Indian
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Yup, that is when he leaned over to his left....

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:20 | 4035011 12ToothAssassin
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or W HOUSE = "Who's?"

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:47 | 4034866 GOSPLAN HERO
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Obomba says "mofo dis mofo dat ..."

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:08 | 4034615 Fukushima Sam
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Not even negotiating is very strange.  I'm a bit nervous that if Obama really is a plant or a communist or reptilian or whatever, that he will declare the risk of default as a "national security threat" and use that as an excuse for "temporary emergency measures" to remove Congress and declare himself ruler of all.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:09 | 4034633 tsx500
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ssshhhhhhhh......don't give him any ideas !

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:12 | 4034667 ThirdWorldDude
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Dunno if you've already seen this, but here's something for you 'Mericans to ponder upon:

 

Govt. shutdown planned all in advance (opens in new window)

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:33 | 4034810 dontgoforit
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Good God - this is the best America has to offer for a prez?  I know better candidates in my block....this guy is a total zero.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:09 | 4034974 knukles
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I go with the Commie Reptilian

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 16:36 | 4035424 roadhazard
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Why won't Boehner take a vote and show there are not enough votes if there is really not enough. Because his bosses tell him not to.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 17:51 | 4035744 TBT or not TBT
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It's The goal on the left. He's a lightbringer. the one.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:23 | 4034724 Jim in MN
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Don't hate the playa, hate the game

Unless it's no damn game

Meh, hate freely

But for Christ's sake finish the hate

Or 220 hours

Ticks away

Running

Out

No mas

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:24 | 4034725 ShrNfr
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Hayek - "The Road To Serfdom". http://mises.org/TRTS/

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:33 | 4034801 Translational Lift
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he will declare the risk of default as a "national security threat" and use that as an excuse for "temporary emergency measures" to remove Congress and declare himself ruler of all.

If he did that he wouldn't last 24hours............

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 16:33 | 4035415 NemoDeNovo
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If he did that he wouldn't last 24hours............

 

That would be nice, BUT it will take a little longer then that "If" it goes down like that, just my 2c ~ YMMV

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:07 | 4034617 smlbizman
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i love listening to mike tyson...his license hearing from vegas was awesome.....maybe he will come out and bite one of those giant frisbee ears off this late motherfucker...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:26 | 4035043 Hippocratic Oaf
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I can tell you this, I don't want them to give into this motherfucker. And my bidness is suffering with this shutdown shit.

Fuck all these assholes, but especially this nig-in-chief.........separatist mutherfucker!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:05 | 4034621 tsx500
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OH IMAGINE THAT .... It's 5 minutes past the scheduled start of Stompyfeet's press conference and he's nowhere to be found ! Shocker !

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:12 | 4034664 pods
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But we have a barbershop quartet warming up the crowd for him.

pods

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:13 | 4034672 Sudden Debt
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Maybe he's stepping down as president to make a point?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:31 | 4034794 NidStyles
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He stated that no one should say that they will not have concessions or shut down the government. Except that is what he stated last week....

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:31 | 4034782 Stoploss
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Somebody better stock Barry up with depends and kleenex...

Want to know how to crush the MSM? 

You have to jolt the gen pop out of their 40 year MSM induced slumber.

A treasury default will serve that purpose quite well.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:36 | 4034818 Translational Lift
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Whinny-ass MF..........

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:08 | 4034623 Sudden Debt
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I hope we agree to agree with me.... OR I'LL VETO EVERYTHING!!!!

I'M EL PRISIDENTE BITCHEZ!!!
I OWN THIS LAND!! AND YOU'RE ON IT!!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:26 | 4034742 Ghordius
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SD, don't forget that there is also a Dem majority in the Senate of roughly the same opinion of his. just sayin'. by the way, don't you have a new King?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:41 | 4034850 Sudden Debt
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yeah... a moron of EPIC proportions!
As long as he keeps his mouth shut and doesn't appear in public it's okay...

Jeezz... all that maters is that you crawl out of the right pussy and you're king...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:12 | 4034640 TruthInSunshine
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Because Obama...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:17 | 4034696 Zer0head
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Because Obama

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:55 | 4034914 cougar_w
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Because -- Obama.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:31 | 4035072 Rylie
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who???

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:21 | 4034657 TruthInSunshine
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"I was strongly opposed to raising the debt ceiling, when I was a principled Senator & the national debt was 1/2 the size it is now, before I became strongly supportive of raising the debt ceiling, now that I'm President & the national debt is 2x the size it is was then."

"It's not as if the national debt has increased by 7.5 trillion USD in my 5 years as TOTUS...oh, it has?"

Barack Obama

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-10-07/debt-ceiling-humor-i-therefore-...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:17 | 4034695 williambanzai7
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BALI NITES

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:20 | 4034710 AlaricBalth
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Instant classic.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:19 | 4034713 Gringo Viejo
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+1,000 WB.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:19 | 4034715 krispkritter
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Would that be best defined as 'horseplay'?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:38 | 4034838 Translational Lift
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Nope........That's what they call WORK..............

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:42 | 4034858 Meat Hammer
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Civil service

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:32 | 4035076 Jethro
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"God's work".

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:01 | 4034947 NoTTD
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'Pederasty'.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:51 | 4034897 NoTTD
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Big Gay Thumbsup!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:30 | 4035067 Kirk2NCC1701
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WmBanzai, please do an Obama budget/debt version of this:

http://rt.com/news/iran-netanyahu-jeans-protest-837/

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:24 | 4034727 azzhatter
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Such a fucking asshole. As soon the government opens he will say we can't negotiate on something that was passed by the congress representing the majority

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:29 | 4034765 GolfHatesMe
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The way the market is hanging in there, Kevin Henry is going to get Carpal Tunnel

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:36 | 4034819 Lewshine
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A sociopathic narcissist WHO UNDERSTANDS THE PEOPLE OF THE US ARE TO STUPID TO REALIZE HE'S SAYING: I GIVE CONGRESS NOTHING BEFORE THEY GIVE ME EVERYTHING...THEN WE WILL TALK!!

BWAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! GEEEEEZ!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:40 | 4034845 The.Harmless.Who
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Doesn't make sense all this Obama hating on financial issues.  

 

Don't get me wrong, I hate the SOB, since I consider him to be a murderer.  However, I'm thinking from the point of view of Gold Bugs - which I am one:  Surely, it is better to print more and raise the debt ceiling, so that Gold will rise again from under the grip of the Fed. 

 

Please let me know if there's a quicker "oppertunity" for Gold to start climbing.  Looking for feedback here as a holder. 

 

Cheers! 

 

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 13:57 | 4034554 q99x2
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Arrest him for war crimes. NDAA his ass.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:15 | 4034606 JustObserving
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Arrest him for being a traitor to the US and the constitution.  He hands over all the NSA raw data on US citizens to a foreign power without any legal restrictions.    That agreement with Israel was signed in March 2009.  That is the work of a traitor.  

“The National Security Agency routinely shares raw intelligence with Israel without first sifting it to remove information about US citizens,” theGuardian article by Glenn Greenwald, Laura Poitras and Ewen MacAskill reports.

The undated five-page memo records an agreement reached between the NSA and its Israeli counterpart, the ISNU (Israeli Sigint National Unit), in March 2009, during the first months of the Obama administration.

While insisting that the Israelis operate with deference to the US Constitution and law, the memo adds, “This agreement is not intended to create any legally enforceable rights and shall not be construed to be either an international agreement or a legally binding instrument according to international law.” In other words, in practice ISNU and the Israeli intelligence agency Mossad are free to do as they please.

https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2013/09/13/surv-s13.html

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:22 | 4035021 Jethro
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It's been an open secret for decades that the Israeli's have been extremely active against the US in regular and industrial espionage. Why on earth would the US government collude with the Mossad?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:36 | 4035085 JustObserving
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Let's be exact.  It is not collusion.  It is spying on all US citizens (including US Congress, White House, all judges including Supreme Court judges) and handing all the data to a foreign power without any legal restrictions.  It is handing US sovereignty on a silver platter to a foreign power.

It is the ultimate in treason.  So the NY Times, Wall Street Journal, ABC, CBS, NBC etc. will not touch this story.  Yes, we are in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:55 | 4035191 Jethro
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Point taken. Thanks for the clarification.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:06 | 4034608 The Gooch
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And execute him with a teleprompter.

s l o w l y.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:27 | 4035039 Kirk2NCC1701
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This guy makes Baghdad Bob sound honest.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:15 | 4034555 I am more equal...
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I bees da head nigga in charge and dis bees da way it is, dig mo fo

 


For those who are offended by the word 'nigga' according to street credible white people that is an acceptable term to call oneself or another regardless of race.  He maybe a nigger's nigga and a white supremacist 's nigga.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:28 | 4034758 IndicaTive
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A white guy's lame attempt at ebonics. That's offensive.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:59 | 4035216 Fedaykinx
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he may or may not need to go fuck himself, but you damn sure need to go peddle your politically correct bullshit somewhere else.  most of us fully support his right to offend you.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:29 | 4034768 Bosch
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Plus Precious from the Zimmerman trial said it was straight. 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:14 | 4034991 knukles
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Star of the fuckin' show trial

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 13:59 | 4034556 NotApplicable
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It's obvious that both sides are under orders to collapse this facade.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:05 | 4034597 Mr Poopra
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Bingo.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:10 | 4034650 pods
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They desperately need cover to increase debt issuance.  Syria didn't work, Taper didn't work.

So now they will have this little cage match to show us all how much we need them.

Our whole system of governance is just one giant clusterfuck after another. All to keep our debt issued currency going up the hill.

pods

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:22 | 4034718 malikai
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We're running out of hill.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:00 | 4034930 cougar_w
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Interesting way to put it.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:15 | 4034995 pods
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For you Jaws fans there is always "We're gonna need a bigger boat."

-Chief

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:28 | 4035044 DaveyJones
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as long as our movie ends with dead sharks

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:22 | 4034721 fonzannoon
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BINGO 

This gives cover for another year of QE. By the time the word taper comes up again the fed will own half the bond market. 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:06 | 4034626 McMolotov
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"Pull it."

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:40 | 4034846 10mm
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DHS  insider [Rosebud] spoke of both sides collaborating.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:01 | 4034557 Alpo for Granny
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The Playbook

Dear IRS/NSA/TSA, etc. etc.

Please investigate, blackmail, and otherwise harass __________.

Media you guys smear and character assassinate. CIA you drone em' if necessary

Yours Truly,

Barry

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 13:58 | 4034561 wee-weed up
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Whatever he says...

It's a lie!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:42 | 4035112 Kirk2NCC1701
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He's a slick, Wall St. version of Baghdad Bob:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrXhxmQJSS0

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 13:58 | 4034562 GolfHatesMe
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He will be on at the crack of 2:50 EST

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:01 | 4034565 Yikes
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My guess is he's looking to take down the Dow by another 100-150 by the end of day.  

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:13 | 4034618 AlaricBalth
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Why do you think he met with Dimon, Blankfein and the other banker slugs last week.

The public must feel as much pain as possible during this farce.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:11 | 4034568 Millivanilli
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Anychance he starts off by saying he is a filthy, lying cocksucker, not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

Or perhaps an explantion why Blankfein, Corzine, Thain, Lewis, Fuld, Dimon, etc etc etc. are FREE?

 

I wonder if OFUCK will address his 2006 failure of leadership statement regarding raising the debt ceiling or if the useless press corp even ask.

 

I can't wait to see if the truckers can arrest a CONgress critter on Friday.  Now THAT would be inspiring.

I'll bet Lindsey Graham scheduled the hamster removed from his ass this weekend.

 

 

Truckers plan 3-day slowdown on D.C. Beltway

 

Enraged by low wages, fuel prices, regulations, the government shutdown, the debt ceiling, President Obama and "the corruption that is destroying America," the "Truckers Ride for the Constitution" aims to tie up three lanes of Interstate 495 circling the nation's capital, with big rigs traveling 55 mph, an organizer told U.S. News & World Report.

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:01 | 4034569 DoChenRollingBearing
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Negotiation?  Que es eso, señor?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 13:59 | 4034570 Lord Maximus
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I'm not sure Wall street heard me the other day....I repeat, NOW IS THE TIME TO PANIC!!!...at least until I get my way and then Bernank will "reward" you for assistance.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:02 | 4034576 Dr. Engali
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What time is the beer summit?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:10 | 4034649 IndicaTive
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Or the tea party.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:01 | 4034577 RacerX
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That's 2pm CPT right? And are these "questions" the vetted, softball ones? Oh that's right, only the fawning pool reporters are there.. for "presidential security". Yeah I understand.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:00 | 4034581 Smiley
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Tactics are clear to see:  Whine and stamp your feet until you get your way.  If that doesn't work have David Axelrod and Valery Jarret write up a terse little speech  to read off the the teleprompter blaming everyone in the universe EXCEPT BHO.

Rinse, repeat, the gullible sheep eat it up every time.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:02 | 4034582 Ivanovich
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I haven't watched a live address of this President since he was elected, and I'm not about to start.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:10 | 4034653 DaveyJones
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no president has really been alive for decades

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:12 | 4034656 BandGap
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Unlike him, I can't stand the sound of his fucking voice.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:01 | 4034583 DaveyJones
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you know your government is a loser when they debate over who killed the debate 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:03 | 4034585 threeputting
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Fuck you, Obama!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:04 | 4034588 walküre
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Who said this?

We're open to negotiate

We're open to negotiate

We're open to negotiate

Right, they all keep saying the same bullshit and nothing happens.

Funniest political circus yet!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:19 | 4035015 DaveyJones
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"funny" in a mental health way

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:02 | 4034594 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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We won't talk with a gun to our heads.

Hey, as a matter of fact, it's COMMON SENSE

to take all those guns away!

I was re elected, so I can do whatever is I want to.

I'm not really sure what I want to do, so I don't do it. Except play golf. I do like that. And do it.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:15 | 4034998 knukles
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Hearing himself talk.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:04 | 4034595 Meat Hammer
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We've got the flop and the turn card.  Both sides are all in.

No more bluffing; no more looking for clues on the opponent's face; no more intimidating stares.

It's all about the river card now.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:05 | 4034620 DoChenRollingBearing
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Nice metaphor, + 1

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:09 | 4034635 superflex
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Who's holding the deuce-seven off suit?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:12 | 4034663 derek_vineyard
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make a 'go fish' metaphor....poker is beyond them

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:11 | 4034981 NoTTD
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Uno.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:10 | 4034652 fonzannoon
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Meat keep it down the acrobats are up next and they need quiet so they can concentrate. wait for the elephants before we start talking...and pass the bread.

I WANT TO SEE ELEPHANTS! (jumping up and down)

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:18 | 4034701 Al Huxley
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Fuck yea!  I support this 100%!  I've said it before and I'll say it again now - these fuckers need to put on BETTER FUCKING CIRCUSES! (And also more bread....)

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:18 | 4034707 Meat Hammer
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What are you trying to say Fonz?  Stop being cryptic LOL.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:25 | 4034745 fonzannoon
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How does this shlong face get to keep saying raising the debt ceiling does not increase our debt without being impeached for stupidity?

Just proves there is one party.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:33 | 4034806 Jethro
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Please wake me when we go from panem et circenses to sic semper tyrannis.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:08 | 4034964 NoTTD
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And...it's a brick.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:34 | 4035082 DaveyJones
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gamblers understand math

these guys don't

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:06 | 4034599 darteaus
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I told my wife this morning that I was NOT GETTING OUT OF BED unless she made me bacon, eggs, lightly toasted english muffins, fresh squeezed orange juice, freshly ground coffee, half a grapefruit - lightly sugared, AND I REFUSE TO NEGOTIATE ABOUT IT!!.

She said she wanted to talk about it, but I TOLD HER NO!  I AM NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT!

So, I'm still here in bed.

My boss called and I told him that it's my wife's fault that I can't get out of bed.

Can you believe that the jerk blamed me?!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:09 | 4034624 Meat Hammer
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+1 Excellent analogy.

Whoops...make that metaphor.  Thanks, DoChen.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:06 | 4034611 Jena
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It's early out here in Pacific time for drinking but what the hell...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:12 | 4034612 Dr. Engali
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Every one of these web-casts he is giving the American people the 1-800-318-2596 by showing up late. He is saying "fuck you, my time is important...your's is not."

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:35 | 4034823 insanelysane
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And he has nothing on his schedule because he canceled his trip specifically so he could stay in DC and rant every day.  

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