Obama To Explain His "Negotiating" Tactics - Live Webcast

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Given the statements this morning it is clear that President Obama is unwilling to negotiate on his unwillingness to negotiate. It would seem that he would do well to listen to the immortal words of Mike Tyson, "everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face," and we suspect the market is about to deliver that upper cut... which in reflection is exactly what the President called for last week - though as we noted earlier - the polls are mixed as to who is to blame.

 

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Tue, 10/08/2013 - 13:59 | 4034553 insanelysane
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The bully in the bully pulpit for his daily name calling temper tantrum.

I will not be constrained by a debt ceiling or anything called a budget!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:02 | 4034592 tsx500
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I'd rather listen to Mike Tyson recite Shakespeare for an HOUR than have to listen to a MINUTE of President Stompyfeet cry like a 3-yr old

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:05 | 4034614 McMolotov
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No shit. Smell ya later, Obama. I'm gonna go eat lunch (and probably have a drink) while you do your ass-talking.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:15 | 4034673 redpill
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I really hope the House just tells him to go fuck himself and leave this bitch closed.  Despite Harry "they are anarchists" Reid's fucking ignorant blather, this is actually the job of Congress.  Their most important responsibility is the power of the purse.  And under no circumstances should that be ceded to anyone, even if we have a petulant child for a President.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:16 | 4034693 Bosch
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Actually, Boehner & Co. should just use your last sentence as a press release.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:20 | 4034698 macholatte
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Alternate Reality -----> kill America and make it look like somebody else caused it. Be the hero and sheeple will gladly give up their freedoms to be saved by the perpetrator/thug/dictator/gestapo/gangsters.

Just sayin ..... U No?

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:25 | 4034740 CClarity
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VIX > 21 now

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:29 | 4034764 TruthInSunshine
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Lloyd, Jamie & Warren are huddled under the podium, squeezing Obama's balls as he speaks.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:39 | 4034830 ZerOhead
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No worries... Americans can rest assured that the NSA is keeping Obama (and probably Boner) informed of all the developments occurring in the Tea Party camp.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:41 | 4034854 barliman
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 All the Most Compliant members of the Blowjob Media have been dictated the questions they  will be alllowed to ask Dear Leader.

Thought the last one looked like he was having trouble reading it.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:49 | 4034883 smlbizman
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fuckin half a nigger....

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:56 | 4034910 TeamDepends
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Fuck you Valerie, er, Barry!!!!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:58 | 4034919 Manthong
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Obama will own this for all of history.

Boehner will barely be a footnote.

..but then, this might be the fulfillment of Obama's Kenyan colonial Cloward-Piven choom dream.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:58 | 4034928 SafelyGraze
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time to bring out the crisis actors

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlOxlSOr3_M

spoiler: if you're in the coffee shop, it's really real

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:11 | 4034986 TruthInSunshine
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Barry pulled out knife and threatened to slice the jugular of Americans' 401(k)s pretty early on in this talking point session.

Can't have equity "markets" suffer, no matter what else is happening, in USSA, don't ya know...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:21 | 4035016 TeamDepends
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That'll be the day the blue-hairs march towards the White House with pitch-forks and torches....

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:24 | 4035026 onewayticket2
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what an ass...Congress set the debt limit, congress spent too much.  if congress wants to stay within their debt LIMIT, they can by implementing what the President himself DEMANDED.....PAYGO.  if you want to spend a $1 over, then you simply need to cut a dollar somewhere else.

now, the president chooses to forget his own directive and claim the people following his directive are "Deadbeats"

lost ALL respect for this guy.....

 

KEEP IT SHUT DOWN.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:38 | 4035105 kralizec
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He is the punk ass lying jackass fucktard bully shit-tossing monkey to beat all punk ass lying jackass fucktard bully shit-tossing monkeys of all fucking time!

There is NO RISK OF DEFAULT if the debt ceiling is not raised UNLESS THIS PUNK ASS LYING JACKASS FUCKTARD BULLY SHIT-TOSSING MONKEY WANTS TO STIFF BONDHOLDERS IN ORDER TO KEEP BUREAUCRATS AND FREESHITISTS TROUGHS FULL!!!

FUCK YOU OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 16:28 | 4035376 Keyser
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I wish someone in the room would jump up and slap the taste out of his mouth. Just once. 

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:53 | 4034893 macholatte
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The Constitution is an extremist agenda.

--- Barry S

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 17:16 | 4035606 WatchingIgnorance
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You can tell by his expressions at what point one of them sticks a finger in his ass.

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:28 | 4034772 JPM Hater001
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Did he just mention a successor?  So Goldman Sax has picked our new leader...bravo for thinking ahead.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:31 | 4034780 Dr. Engali
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We are not a democracy mr. constitutional scholar. We are wa representative republic...friggen idiot.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:33 | 4034800 fourchan
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ironic, i did just decide to stop paying my mortgage.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:16 | 4035007 12ToothAssassin
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Welcome to the club, we've got money to buy jackets now.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:38 | 4034826 1100-TACTICAL-12
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AMEN Doc that always pisses me off.. I'ts a REPUBLIC fucktard,,,

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:07 | 4034965 knukles
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That he is a scholar, let alone Consitiutional is a false meme distributed by the MSM.
Community Organizers give speeches.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 17:47 | 4035731 TBT or not TBT
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No school records have been released, nevermind any papers of his published. Zero.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:38 | 4035062 El Oregonian
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What a dickwad. TPTB sure got their chump who's going to take the fall for this shit. Not that dumbass here understood what the hell he was doing. He saw the crib, the big Cadillac, all the status that strokes a narcissist's ego and he's going to get tripped up for his megalomaniac need to "Be important" that will ultimately expose him as the idiot stooge he truly is.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 17:17 | 4035608 WatchingIgnorance
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Thank you!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:37 | 4034824 MichiganMilitiaMan
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+1000 macholatte!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:22 | 4035022 blackholes
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Still waiting on this to unfold in the wake of the shutdown:

http://www.citywatchla.com/8br-hidden/5584-mysterious-fema-region-lll-alert-has-folks-on-edge

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 16:01 | 4035225 Kirk2NCC1701
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@macholatte: "Alternate Reality ----->..."

Once again, I see things from a different vantage point...

(1)  He's scoring points by DEFINING THE DEBATE, w/o a good counter-point (the Truth!) coming out from Boehner & GOP.

(2)  Taking advice from Rahm Emmanuel ("Don't let a crisis go to waste!"), he's also setting the stage for Wall St, and positioning himself to enact the IEEFA*. 

/ The IEEFA Show.  Coming to a Theater (of Operation) near you. /s

 

* IEEFA (International Economic Emergency Powers Act) links:

i. http://www.treasury.gov/resource-center/sanctions/Documents/ieepa.pdf

ii. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Emergency_Economic_Powers_Ac...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:05 | 4034959 ronaldawg
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Burn it burn it all!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:43 | 4034860 Darksky
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Lock the doors, put up the Gone Fishin sign, and come back after Nov 2014.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:14 | 4034681 Dr. No
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"Id like to ass-you a few questions"

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:30 | 4034783 The Gooch
Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:38 | 4034835 pods
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I could of swore I just heard him say he was "Pimping hoes and clocking a grip like my name was Dolomite."

pods

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:50 | 4034878 TarAndFeather
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I think they in da mood for some muthafuckin' G shit...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 16:32 | 4035396 Herd Redirectio...
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Its getting BANKSTA up in hiyaaaah!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:33 | 4034808 FuzzyDunlop21
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Obama is inspirational!! He inspires disgust in all who hear him! Forward!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:38 | 4034829 Seize Mars
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Dr. No
"Ass-hooole a Mio, O Sodom-eeah..."
(To the tune of O Sole Mio)

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:14 | 4034682 krispkritter
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Four guys in front:  Neal & Bob and Ben & Dover...that's not their names, it's what they do.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:22 | 4034709 Oh regional Indian
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It's framed to look like he is being crowned by the white house and the words surrounding him are 

THE W(Insert head and those EARS)OUSE

       WAS

 

Weird...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:36 | 4034816 The Gooch
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Actually, I saw "THE WHITE WASHING".

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:50 | 4034881 Oh regional Indian
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Yup, that is when he leaned over to his left....

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:20 | 4035011 12ToothAssassin
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or W HOUSE = "Who's?"

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:47 | 4034866 GOSPLAN HERO
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Obomba says "mofo dis mofo dat ..."

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:08 | 4034615 Fukushima Sam
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Not even negotiating is very strange.  I'm a bit nervous that if Obama really is a plant or a communist or reptilian or whatever, that he will declare the risk of default as a "national security threat" and use that as an excuse for "temporary emergency measures" to remove Congress and declare himself ruler of all.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:09 | 4034633 tsx500
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ssshhhhhhhh......don't give him any ideas !

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