Obama To Explain His "Negotiating" Tactics - Live Webcast

Tyler Durden's picture

Given the statements this morning it is clear that President Obama is unwilling to negotiate on his unwillingness to negotiate. It would seem that he would do well to listen to the immortal words of Mike Tyson, "everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face," and we suspect the market is about to deliver that upper cut... which in reflection is exactly what the President called for last week - though as we noted earlier - the polls are mixed as to who is to blame.


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insanelysane's picture

The bully in the bully pulpit for his daily name calling temper tantrum.

I will not be constrained by a debt ceiling or anything called a budget!

tsx500's picture

I'd rather listen to Mike Tyson recite Shakespeare for an HOUR than have to listen to a MINUTE of President Stompyfeet cry like a 3-yr old

McMolotov's picture

No shit. Smell ya later, Obama. I'm gonna go eat lunch (and probably have a drink) while you do your ass-talking.

redpill's picture

I really hope the House just tells him to go fuck himself and leave this bitch closed.  Despite Harry "they are anarchists" Reid's fucking ignorant blather, this is actually the job of Congress.  Their most important responsibility is the power of the purse.  And under no circumstances should that be ceded to anyone, even if we have a petulant child for a President.

Bosch's picture

Actually, Boehner & Co. should just use your last sentence as a press release.

macholatte's picture



Alternate Reality -----> kill America and make it look like somebody else caused it. Be the hero and sheeple will gladly give up their freedoms to be saved by the perpetrator/thug/dictator/gestapo/gangsters.

Just sayin ..... U No?


TruthInSunshine's picture

Lloyd, Jamie & Warren are huddled under the podium, squeezing Obama's balls as he speaks.

ZerOhead's picture

No worries... Americans can rest assured that the NSA is keeping Obama (and probably Boner) informed of all the developments occurring in the Tea Party camp.

barliman's picture


 All the Most Compliant members of the Blowjob Media have been dictated the questions they  will be alllowed to ask Dear Leader.

Thought the last one looked like he was having trouble reading it.

smlbizman's picture

fuckin half a nigger....

TeamDepends's picture

Fuck you Valerie, er, Barry!!!!

Manthong's picture

Obama will own this for all of history.

Boehner will barely be a footnote.

..but then, this might be the fulfillment of Obama's Kenyan colonial Cloward-Piven choom dream.

SafelyGraze's picture

time to bring out the crisis actors


spoiler: if you're in the coffee shop, it's really real

TruthInSunshine's picture

Barry pulled out knife and threatened to slice the jugular of Americans' 401(k)s pretty early on in this talking point session.

Can't have equity "markets" suffer, no matter what else is happening, in USSA, don't ya know...

TeamDepends's picture

That'll be the day the blue-hairs march towards the White House with pitch-forks and torches....

onewayticket2's picture

what an ass...Congress set the debt limit, congress spent too much.  if congress wants to stay within their debt LIMIT, they can by implementing what the President himself DEMANDED.....PAYGO.  if you want to spend a $1 over, then you simply need to cut a dollar somewhere else.

now, the president chooses to forget his own directive and claim the people following his directive are "Deadbeats"

lost ALL respect for this guy.....



kralizec's picture

He is the punk ass lying jackass fucktard bully shit-tossing monkey to beat all punk ass lying jackass fucktard bully shit-tossing monkeys of all fucking time!


FUCK YOU OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keyser's picture

I wish someone in the room would jump up and slap the taste out of his mouth. Just once. 


macholatte's picture



The Constitution is an extremist agenda.

--- Barry S

WatchingIgnorance's picture

You can tell by his expressions at what point one of them sticks a finger in his ass.


JPM Hater001's picture

Did he just mention a successor?  So Goldman Sax has picked our new leader...bravo for thinking ahead.

Dr. Engali's picture

We are not a democracy mr. constitutional scholar. We are wa representative republic...friggen idiot.

fourchan's picture

ironic, i did just decide to stop paying my mortgage.

12ToothAssassin's picture

Welcome to the club, we've got money to buy jackets now.

1100-TACTICAL-12's picture

AMEN Doc that always pisses me off.. I'ts a REPUBLIC fucktard,,,

knukles's picture

That he is a scholar, let alone Consitiutional is a false meme distributed by the MSM.
Community Organizers give speeches.

TBT or not TBT's picture

No school records have been released, nevermind any papers of his published. Zero.

El Oregonian's picture

What a dickwad. TPTB sure got their chump who's going to take the fall for this shit. Not that dumbass here understood what the hell he was doing. He saw the crib, the big Cadillac, all the status that strokes a narcissist's ego and he's going to get tripped up for his megalomaniac need to "Be important" that will ultimately expose him as the idiot stooge he truly is.

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

@macholatte: "Alternate Reality ----->..."

Once again, I see things from a different vantage point...

(1)  He's scoring points by DEFINING THE DEBATE, w/o a good counter-point (the Truth!) coming out from Boehner & GOP.

(2)  Taking advice from Rahm Emmanuel ("Don't let a crisis go to waste!"), he's also setting the stage for Wall St, and positioning himself to enact the IEEFA*. 

/ The IEEFA Show.  Coming to a Theater (of Operation) near you. /s


* IEEFA (International Economic Emergency Powers Act) links:

i. http://www.treasury.gov/resource-center/sanctions/Documents/ieepa.pdf

ii. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Emergency_Economic_Powers_Ac...

Darksky's picture

Lock the doors, put up the Gone Fishin sign, and come back after Nov 2014.

Dr. No's picture

"Id like to ass-you a few questions"

pods's picture

I could of swore I just heard him say he was "Pimping hoes and clocking a grip like my name was Dolomite."



TarAndFeather's picture

I think they in da mood for some muthafuckin' G shit...

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

Its getting BANKSTA up in hiyaaaah!

FuzzyDunlop21's picture

Obama is inspirational!! He inspires disgust in all who hear him! Forward!

Seize Mars's picture

Dr. No
"Ass-hooole a Mio, O Sodom-eeah..."
(To the tune of O Sole Mio)

krispkritter's picture

Four guys in front:  Neal & Bob and Ben & Dover...that's not their names, it's what they do.

Oh regional Indian's picture

It's framed to look like he is being crowned by the white house and the words surrounding him are 

THE W(Insert head and those EARS)OUSE




The Gooch's picture

Actually, I saw "THE WHITE WASHING".

Oh regional Indian's picture

Yup, that is when he leaned over to his left....

GOSPLAN HERO's picture

Obomba says "mofo dis mofo dat ..."

Fukushima Sam's picture

Not even negotiating is very strange.  I'm a bit nervous that if Obama really is a plant or a communist or reptilian or whatever, that he will declare the risk of default as a "national security threat" and use that as an excuse for "temporary emergency measures" to remove Congress and declare himself ruler of all.

tsx500's picture

ssshhhhhhhh......don't give him any ideas !