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Obama To Explain His "Negotiating" Tactics - Live Webcast
Given the statements this morning it is clear that President Obama is unwilling to negotiate on his unwillingness to negotiate. It would seem that he would do well to listen to the immortal words of Mike Tyson, "everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face," and we suspect the market is about to deliver that upper cut... which in reflection is exactly what the President called for last week - though as we noted earlier - the polls are mixed as to who is to blame.
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The bully in the bully pulpit for his daily name calling temper tantrum.
I will not be constrained by a debt ceiling or anything called a budget!
I'd rather listen to Mike Tyson recite Shakespeare for an HOUR than have to listen to a MINUTE of President Stompyfeet cry like a 3-yr old
No shit. Smell ya later, Obama. I'm gonna go eat lunch (and probably have a drink) while you do your ass-talking.
I really hope the House just tells him to go fuck himself and leave this bitch closed. Despite Harry "they are anarchists" Reid's fucking ignorant blather, this is actually the job of Congress. Their most important responsibility is the power of the purse. And under no circumstances should that be ceded to anyone, even if we have a petulant child for a President.
Actually, Boehner & Co. should just use your last sentence as a press release.
Alternate Reality -----> kill America and make it look like somebody else caused it. Be the hero and sheeple will gladly give up their freedoms to be saved by the perpetrator/thug/dictator/gestapo/gangsters.
Just sayin ..... U No?
VIX > 21 now
Lloyd, Jamie & Warren are huddled under the podium, squeezing Obama's balls as he speaks.
No worries... Americans can rest assured that the NSA is keeping Obama (and probably Boner) informed of all the developments occurring in the Tea Party camp.
All the Most Compliant members of the Blowjob Media have been dictated the questions they will be alllowed to ask Dear Leader.
Thought the last one looked like he was having trouble reading it.
fuckin half a nigger....
Fuck you Valerie, er, Barry!!!!
Obama will own this for all of history.
Boehner will barely be a footnote.
..but then, this might be the fulfillment of Obama's Kenyan colonial Cloward-Piven choom dream.
time to bring out the crisis actors
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlOxlSOr3_M
spoiler: if you're in the coffee shop, it's really real
Barry pulled out knife and threatened to slice the jugular of Americans' 401(k)s pretty early on in this talking point session.
Can't have equity "markets" suffer, no matter what else is happening, in USSA, don't ya know...
That'll be the day the blue-hairs march towards the White House with pitch-forks and torches....
what an ass...Congress set the debt limit, congress spent too much. if congress wants to stay within their debt LIMIT, they can by implementing what the President himself DEMANDED.....PAYGO. if you want to spend a $1 over, then you simply need to cut a dollar somewhere else.
now, the president chooses to forget his own directive and claim the people following his directive are "Deadbeats"
lost ALL respect for this guy.....
KEEP IT SHUT DOWN.
He is the punk ass lying jackass fucktard bully shit-tossing monkey to beat all punk ass lying jackass fucktard bully shit-tossing monkeys of all fucking time!
There is NO RISK OF DEFAULT if the debt ceiling is not raised UNLESS THIS PUNK ASS LYING JACKASS FUCKTARD BULLY SHIT-TOSSING MONKEY WANTS TO STIFF BONDHOLDERS IN ORDER TO KEEP BUREAUCRATS AND FREESHITISTS TROUGHS FULL!!!
FUCK YOU OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish someone in the room would jump up and slap the taste out of his mouth. Just once.
The Constitution is an extremist agenda.
--- Barry S
You can tell by his expressions at what point one of them sticks a finger in his ass.
Did he just mention a successor? So Goldman Sax has picked our new leader...bravo for thinking ahead.
We are not a democracy mr. constitutional scholar. We are wa representative republic...friggen idiot.
ironic, i did just decide to stop paying my mortgage.
Welcome to the club, we've got money to buy jackets now.
AMEN Doc that always pisses me off.. I'ts a REPUBLIC fucktard,,,
That he is a scholar, let alone Consitiutional is a false meme distributed by the MSM.
Community Organizers give speeches.
No school records have been released, nevermind any papers of his published. Zero.
What a dickwad. TPTB sure got their chump who's going to take the fall for this shit. Not that dumbass here understood what the hell he was doing. He saw the crib, the big Cadillac, all the status that strokes a narcissist's ego and he's going to get tripped up for his megalomaniac need to "Be important" that will ultimately expose him as the idiot stooge he truly is.
Thank you!
+1000 macholatte!
Still waiting on this to unfold in the wake of the shutdown:
http://www.citywatchla.com/8br-hidden/5584-mysterious-fema-region-lll-alert-has-folks-on-edge
@macholatte: "Alternate Reality ----->..."
Once again, I see things from a different vantage point...
(1) He's scoring points by DEFINING THE DEBATE, w/o a good counter-point (the Truth!) coming out from Boehner & GOP.
(2) Taking advice from Rahm Emmanuel ("Don't let a crisis go to waste!"), he's also setting the stage for Wall St, and positioning himself to enact the IEEFA*.
/ The IEEFA Show. Coming to a Theater (of Operation) near you. /s
* IEEFA (International Economic Emergency Powers Act) links:
i. http://www.treasury.gov/resource-center/sanctions/Documents/ieepa.pdf
ii. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Emergency_Economic_Powers_Ac...
Burn it burn it all!
Lock the doors, put up the Gone Fishin sign, and come back after Nov 2014.
"Id like to ass-you a few questions"
"I speak jive"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0j2dVuhr6s
I could of swore I just heard him say he was "Pimping hoes and clocking a grip like my name was Dolomite."
pods
I think they in da mood for some muthafuckin' G shit...
Its getting BANKSTA up in hiyaaaah!
Obama is inspirational!! He inspires disgust in all who hear him! Forward!
Dr. No
"Ass-hooole a Mio, O Sodom-eeah..."
(To the tune of O Sole Mio)
Four guys in front: Neal & Bob and Ben & Dover...that's not their names, it's what they do.
It's framed to look like he is being crowned by the white house and the words surrounding him are
THE W(Insert head and those EARS)OUSE
WAS
Weird...
Actually, I saw "THE WHITE WASHING".
Yup, that is when he leaned over to his left....
or W HOUSE = "Who's?"
Obomba says "mofo dis mofo dat ..."
Not even negotiating is very strange. I'm a bit nervous that if Obama really is a plant or a communist or reptilian or whatever, that he will declare the risk of default as a "national security threat" and use that as an excuse for "temporary emergency measures" to remove Congress and declare himself ruler of all.
ssshhhhhhhh......don't give him any ideas !
Dunno if you've already seen this, but here's something for you 'Mericans to ponder upon:
Govt. shutdown planned all in advance (opens in new window)
Good God - this is the best America has to offer for a prez? I know better candidates in my block....this guy is a total zero.
I go with the Commie Reptilian
Why won't Boehner take a vote and show there are not enough votes if there is really not enough. Because his bosses tell him not to.
It's The goal on the left. He's a lightbringer. the one.
Don't hate the playa, hate the game
Unless it's no damn game
Meh, hate freely
But for Christ's sake finish the hate
Or 220 hours
Ticks away
Running
Out
No mas
Hayek - "The Road To Serfdom". http://mises.org/TRTS/
If he did that he wouldn't last 24hours............
If he did that he wouldn't last 24hours............
That would be nice, BUT it will take a little longer then that "If" it goes down like that, just my 2c ~ YMMV
i love listening to mike tyson...his license hearing from vegas was awesome.....maybe he will come out and bite one of those giant frisbee ears off this late motherfucker...
I can tell you this, I don't want them to give into this motherfucker. And my bidness is suffering with this shutdown shit.
Fuck all these assholes, but especially this nig-in-chief.........separatist mutherfucker!
OH IMAGINE THAT .... It's 5 minutes past the scheduled start of Stompyfeet's press conference and he's nowhere to be found ! Shocker !
But we have a barbershop quartet warming up the crowd for him.
pods
Maybe he's stepping down as president to make a point?
He stated that no one should say that they will not have concessions or shut down the government. Except that is what he stated last week....
Somebody better stock Barry up with depends and kleenex...
Want to know how to crush the MSM?
You have to jolt the gen pop out of their 40 year MSM induced slumber.
A treasury default will serve that purpose quite well.
Whinny-ass MF..........
I hope we agree to agree with me.... OR I'LL VETO EVERYTHING!!!!
I'M EL PRISIDENTE BITCHEZ!!!
I OWN THIS LAND!! AND YOU'RE ON IT!!
SD, don't forget that there is also a Dem majority in the Senate of roughly the same opinion of his. just sayin'. by the way, don't you have a new King?
yeah... a moron of EPIC proportions!
As long as he keeps his mouth shut and doesn't appear in public it's okay...
Jeezz... all that maters is that you crawl out of the right pussy and you're king...
Because Obama...
Because Obama
Because -- Obama.
who???
"I was strongly opposed to raising the debt ceiling, when I was a principled Senator & the national debt was 1/2 the size it is now, before I became strongly supportive of raising the debt ceiling, now that I'm President & the national debt is 2x the size it is was then."
"It's not as if the national debt has increased by 7.5 trillion USD in my 5 years as TOTUS...oh, it has?"
Barack Obama
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-10-07/debt-ceiling-humor-i-therefore-...
Instant classic.
+1,000 WB.
Would that be best defined as 'horseplay'?
Nope........That's what they call WORK..............
Civil service
"God's work".
'Pederasty'.
Big Gay Thumbsup!
WmBanzai, please do an Obama budget/debt version of this:
http://rt.com/news/iran-netanyahu-jeans-protest-837/
Such a fucking asshole. As soon the government opens he will say we can't negotiate on something that was passed by the congress representing the majority
The way the market is hanging in there, Kevin Henry is going to get Carpal Tunnel
A sociopathic narcissist WHO UNDERSTANDS THE PEOPLE OF THE US ARE TO STUPID TO REALIZE HE'S SAYING: I GIVE CONGRESS NOTHING BEFORE THEY GIVE ME EVERYTHING...THEN WE WILL TALK!!
BWAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! GEEEEEZ!
Doesn't make sense all this Obama hating on financial issues.
Don't get me wrong, I hate the SOB, since I consider him to be a murderer. However, I'm thinking from the point of view of Gold Bugs - which I am one: Surely, it is better to print more and raise the debt ceiling, so that Gold will rise again from under the grip of the Fed.
Please let me know if there's a quicker "oppertunity" for Gold to start climbing. Looking for feedback here as a holder.
Cheers!
Arrest him for war crimes. NDAA his ass.
Arrest him for being a traitor to the US and the constitution. He hands over all the NSA raw data on US citizens to a foreign power without any legal restrictions. That agreement with Israel was signed in March 2009. That is the work of a traitor.
“The National Security Agency routinely shares raw intelligence with Israel without first sifting it to remove information about US citizens,” theGuardian article by Glenn Greenwald, Laura Poitras and Ewen MacAskill reports.
The undated five-page memo records an agreement reached between the NSA and its Israeli counterpart, the ISNU (Israeli Sigint National Unit), in March 2009, during the first months of the Obama administration.
While insisting that the Israelis operate with deference to the US Constitution and law, the memo adds, “This agreement is not intended to create any legally enforceable rights and shall not be construed to be either an international agreement or a legally binding instrument according to international law.” In other words, in practice ISNU and the Israeli intelligence agency Mossad are free to do as they please.
https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2013/09/13/surv-s13.html
It's been an open secret for decades that the Israeli's have been extremely active against the US in regular and industrial espionage. Why on earth would the US government collude with the Mossad?
Let's be exact. It is not collusion. It is spying on all US citizens (including US Congress, White House, all judges including Supreme Court judges) and handing all the data to a foreign power without any legal restrictions. It is handing US sovereignty on a silver platter to a foreign power.
It is the ultimate in treason. So the NY Times, Wall Street Journal, ABC, CBS, NBC etc. will not touch this story. Yes, we are in the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Point taken. Thanks for the clarification.
And execute him with a teleprompter.
s l o w l y.
This guy makes Baghdad Bob sound honest.
I bees da head nigga in charge and dis bees da way it is, dig mo fo
For those who are offended by the word 'nigga' according to street credible white people that is an acceptable term to call oneself or another regardless of race. He maybe a nigger's nigga and a white supremacist 's nigga.
A white guy's lame attempt at ebonics. That's offensive.
he may or may not need to go fuck himself, but you damn sure need to go peddle your politically correct bullshit somewhere else. most of us fully support his right to offend you.
Plus Precious from the Zimmerman trial said it was straight.
Star of the fuckin' show trial
It's obvious that both sides are under orders to collapse this facade.
Bingo.
They desperately need cover to increase debt issuance. Syria didn't work, Taper didn't work.
So now they will have this little cage match to show us all how much we need them.
Our whole system of governance is just one giant clusterfuck after another. All to keep our debt issued currency going up the hill.
pods
We're running out of hill.
Interesting way to put it.
For you Jaws fans there is always "We're gonna need a bigger boat."
-Chief
as long as our movie ends with dead sharks
BINGO
This gives cover for another year of QE. By the time the word taper comes up again the fed will own half the bond market.
"Pull it."
DHS insider [Rosebud] spoke of both sides collaborating.
The Playbook
Dear IRS/NSA/TSA, etc. etc.
Please investigate, blackmail, and otherwise harass __________.
Media you guys smear and character assassinate. CIA you drone em' if necessary
Yours Truly,
Barry
Whatever he says...
It's a lie!
He's a slick, Wall St. version of Baghdad Bob: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrXhxmQJSS0
He will be on at the crack of 2:50 EST
My guess is he's looking to take down the Dow by another 100-150 by the end of day.
Why do you think he met with Dimon, Blankfein and the other banker slugs last week.
The public must feel as much pain as possible during this farce.
Anychance he starts off by saying he is a filthy, lying cocksucker, not that there is anything wrong with that.
Or perhaps an explantion why Blankfein, Corzine, Thain, Lewis, Fuld, Dimon, etc etc etc. are FREE?
I wonder if OFUCK will address his 2006 failure of leadership statement regarding raising the debt ceiling or if the useless press corp even ask.
I can't wait to see if the truckers can arrest a CONgress critter on Friday. Now THAT would be inspiring.
I'll bet Lindsey Graham scheduled the hamster removed from his ass this weekend.
Truckers plan 3-day slowdown on D.C. BeltwayEnraged by low wages, fuel prices, regulations, the government shutdown, the debt ceiling, President Obama and "the corruption that is destroying America," the "Truckers Ride for the Constitution" aims to tie up three lanes of Interstate 495 circling the nation's capital, with big rigs traveling 55 mph, an organizer told U.S. News & World Report.
Negotiation? Que es eso, señor?
I'm not sure Wall street heard me the other day....I repeat, NOW IS THE TIME TO PANIC!!!...at least until I get my way and then Bernank will "reward" you for assistance.
What time is the beer summit?
Or the tea party.
That's 2pm CPT right? And are these "questions" the vetted, softball ones? Oh that's right, only the fawning pool reporters are there.. for "presidential security". Yeah I understand.
Tactics are clear to see: Whine and stamp your feet until you get your way. If that doesn't work have David Axelrod and Valery Jarret write up a terse little speech to read off the the teleprompter blaming everyone in the universe EXCEPT BHO.
Rinse, repeat, the gullible sheep eat it up every time.
I haven't watched a live address of this President since he was elected, and I'm not about to start.
no president has really been alive for decades
Unlike him, I can't stand the sound of his fucking voice.
you know your government is a loser when they debate over who killed the debate
Fuck you, Obama!
Who said this?
We're open to negotiate
We're open to negotiate
We're open to negotiate
Right, they all keep saying the same bullshit and nothing happens.
Funniest political circus yet!
"funny" in a mental health way
We won't talk with a gun to our heads.
Hey, as a matter of fact, it's COMMON SENSE
to take all those guns away!
I was re elected, so I can do whatever is I want to.
I'm not really sure what I want to do, so I don't do it. Except play golf. I do like that. And do it.
Hearing himself talk.
We've got the flop and the turn card. Both sides are all in.
No more bluffing; no more looking for clues on the opponent's face; no more intimidating stares.
It's all about the river card now.
Nice metaphor, + 1
Who's holding the deuce-seven off suit?
make a 'go fish' metaphor....poker is beyond them
Uno.
Meat keep it down the acrobats are up next and they need quiet so they can concentrate. wait for the elephants before we start talking...and pass the bread.
I WANT TO SEE ELEPHANTS! (jumping up and down)
Fuck yea! I support this 100%! I've said it before and I'll say it again now - these fuckers need to put on BETTER FUCKING CIRCUSES! (And also more bread....)
What are you trying to say Fonz? Stop being cryptic LOL.
How does this shlong face get to keep saying raising the debt ceiling does not increase our debt without being impeached for stupidity?
Just proves there is one party.
Please wake me when we go from panem et circenses to sic semper tyrannis.
And...it's a brick.
gamblers understand math
these guys don't
I told my wife this morning that I was NOT GETTING OUT OF BED unless she made me bacon, eggs, lightly toasted english muffins, fresh squeezed orange juice, freshly ground coffee, half a grapefruit - lightly sugared, AND I REFUSE TO NEGOTIATE ABOUT IT!!.
She said she wanted to talk about it, but I TOLD HER NO! I AM NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT!
So, I'm still here in bed.
My boss called and I told him that it's my wife's fault that I can't get out of bed.
Can you believe that the jerk blamed me?!
+1 Excellent analogy.
Whoops...make that metaphor. Thanks, DoChen.
It's early out here in Pacific time for drinking but what the hell...
Every one of these web-casts he is giving the American people the 1-800-318-2596 by showing up late. He is saying "fuck you, my time is important...your's is not."
And he has nothing on his schedule because he canceled his trip specifically so he could stay in DC and rant every day.