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Obama To Explain His "Negotiating" Tactics - Live Webcast

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Given the statements this morning it is clear that President Obama is unwilling to negotiate on his unwillingness to negotiate. It would seem that he would do well to listen to the immortal words of Mike Tyson, "everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face," and we suspect the market is about to deliver that upper cut... which in reflection is exactly what the President called for last week - though as we noted earlier - the polls are mixed as to who is to blame.

 

 

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Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:07 | 4034616 Tim Knight from...
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Hey, he's late! What gives?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:09 | 4034969 NoTTD
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He's on Mountain Time.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:07 | 4034627 perchprism
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Of course it's already 2:05 and no sign of his Highness.   Has to be fashionably late every time.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:14 | 4034676 Jethro
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He has to change from his golfing attire...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:07 | 4034632 Bawneee Fwank
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Vaillancourt was one of thousands of people who found themselves in a national park as the federal government shutdown went into effect on Oct. 1. For many hours her tour group, which included senior citizen visitors from Japan, Australia, Canada and the United States, were locked in a Yellowstone National Park hotel under armed guard. - See more at: http://www.newburyportnews.com/local/x1442580373/Gestapo-tactics-meet-se... Gestapo' tactics meet senior citizens at Yellowstone - See more at: http://www.newburyportnews.com/local/x1442580373/Gestapo-tactics-meet-se... Gestapo' tactics meet senior citizens at Yellowstone - See more at: http://www.newburyportnews.com/local/x1442580373/Gestapo-tactics-meet-se...
Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:10 | 4034643 Bawneee Fwank
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Sorry about that...I want that pole smoker to explain this^

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:08 | 4034639 Tim Knight from...
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I think Obama should just use old movie lines. "Scuse me while I whip this out!" (Blazing Saddles). "Put a nigga behind the trigga!" (Full Metal Jacket). And then, now that people are loosened up, he can move on to the business at hand.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:23 | 4034737 RacerX
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"Next man that makes a move the nigga gets it"

http://youtu.be/Z_JOGmXpe5I

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:29 | 4034778 RichardENixon
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"I ain't payin' you to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Faggots!"--Blazing Saddles

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 16:21 | 4035150 robertocarlos
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KS rocks.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:13 | 4034642 Jason T
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nap time..

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:12 | 4034654 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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What time is it?

If the Gov is shut down, and this guy won't negotiate with anyone, what on earth is he late for?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:13 | 4034658 robochess
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here's what the douchebags are doing... just a bunch of false arguments from both sides... the potus (piece of shit) is a fucking master at this shit... fuck him... https://bookofbadarguments.com/

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:13 | 4034661 superflex
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<-----  Dow up after Stompyfoot rant

<----- Dow down after Stompyfoot rant

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:22 | 4034719 Meat Hammer
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False flag being planned and/or enacted during Stompyfoot rant.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:14 | 4034665 superflex
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Ahh,

The honoroable guard of the MSM to start things off.

What a BS show

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:12 | 4034666 Proofreder
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Game for Today

 

1 shot for "Failure"

1 hit for Bayner, Boner, whatever

1 sniff for "Fault"

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:12 | 4034668 Jethro
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Ah geez, this shit AGAIN? Please, please, please somebody put put his ball gag back in, and shove him back in the gimp locker.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:14 | 4034677 LeisureSmith
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The four clownsmen of the apocalypse?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:14 | 4034678 Madcow
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this is hilarious.  is this SNL?

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:20 | 4034702 krispkritter
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Neither is funny anymore, sadly enough...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:43 | 4034849 DavidC
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He's insane.

DavidC

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:16 | 4034679 Gringo Viejo
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Please 'splain "non-negotiable negotiation" to me.
I'm a little foggy on that.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:26 | 4034755 Meat Hammer
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I'm the first black president.

nuff said.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:15 | 4034684 Ponzi Pontiff
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Why did he have to appear?  I was really enjoying that 4-guy boy band ...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:18 | 4034688 TaperProof
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what an idiot

 

yes that is how it works, historically the congress has used the power of the purse to reign in the executive. you fucking lying sack of shit, fuck you

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:17 | 4034689 John McCloy
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Drinking game on how many times Promter -In- Chief says:
"Pahy Da Bilz"

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:23 | 4034723 Jethro
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I don't doubt that he'll say this, it's just never been in his vocabulary.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:16 | 4034691 esum
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im a community organizer and i refuse to negotiate

my depends is full ...anyone smell it

funny how his co-cummunity organizers say they never saw him organizing anything... and so the bobblhead free shit crowd listens to this fool and put him in twice...

would love to see a composite of the faces of the bobbleheads when they see the tab for obumblercare....

does this retard understand there is a limit to the debt the AMERICAN PEOPLE WANT TO ASSUME.... and we passed it about 8 trillion ago...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:26 | 4034692 Dr. Engali
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How in the fuck do you know how negotiations work in business mr. community organizer?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:18 | 4034694 superflex
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The House of Republicans?

This guy is a constitutional genius.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:18 | 4034699 Silverhog
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Can we fast forward 3 years. I can't take much more of this. 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:18 | 4034704 Zer0head
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yes,

Hillary would be so much better

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:37 | 4035104 DaveyJones
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Zero, I just threw up

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:19 | 4034700 Zer0head
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he's starting to cave

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:17 | 4035009 walküre
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at least a partial default is coming

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:42 | 4035119 DaveyJones
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does this mean he's a terrorist?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:18 | 4034705 esum
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lie after lie after lie after lie...... go play some golf retard

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:19 | 4034716 robochess
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EAT SHIT, OFUCKHEAD.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:23 | 4034726 Dr. Engali
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I'm out...I tried listening, but his lies and his voice annoy me more than Bush's did. And that's saying a lot. Besides I don't care to watch the prestitute porn when they get down and lick his nutsack.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:40 | 4034840 Things that go bump
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At least Bush was funny, since he couldn't really put a coherent sentence together. 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:24 | 4034728 Count de Money
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"Raising the debt ceiling doesn't add to the debt." WTF?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:39 | 4035103 geekgrrl
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Technically, he's correct. It's like getting an increased credit limit on your credit card. That doesn't increase one's debt. But he did omit to mention the part where the card holder is a chronic un-reformable debt junkie completely lacking in self discipline.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:22 | 4034729 esum
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"raising the debt is not raising the debt"..... BORAT OBUMBLER  10/8/2013

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:30 | 4034730 curbyourrisk
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SCARE MONGERING!!!!!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:24 | 4034733 superflex
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It's the Tea Parties fault?

Thanks for clearing that up, assmaggot.

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:22 | 4034734 bagehot99
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What a fucking dishonest, self-besotted, unpleasant little prick.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:23 | 4034736 ebworthen
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He is such an ass.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:33 | 4034796 curbyourrisk
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It's a true shame I can only vote once.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:23 | 4034738 robochess
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keep talking motherfucker, I've short this market since yesterday.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:25 | 4034741 shovelhead
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"I'll hold my breathe until I turn blue..."

"Ah, Mr. President...You won't turn blue."

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:25 | 4034747 BubbaJones
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Raising our debts is not raising our debts?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:26 | 4034750 Madcow
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It is our patriotic duty to avoid default - so that our children can have that pleasure all to themselves. 

Why default today when we can default tomorrow - or in a few more weeks.  Or maybe this can be stretched out another year or two ??

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:24 | 4034751 yogibear
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King Obama gives a directive. He expects everyone to obey.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:24 | 4034753 ebworthen
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Shut the fuck up you clueless dope!

Oh!  There it was!  He threatened the value of 401K's!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:24 | 4034754 esum
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this guy missed his calling as a used car salesman, or florida swamp land salesman... next he will sell the eiffel tower for scrap to balance the USSA bidget...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:28 | 4034757 undercover brother
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if you really think about it, the market doesn't give a crap what politicians do, especially the lead clown politician Obama.   As long as the FED is still providing liquidity, the markets will not fall apart.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:27 | 4034761 traderjj57
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did he just say that deficits are falling at the greatest rate in the last 50 years?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:27 | 4034766 bearish1
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THE LIES he tells are OUTRAGEOUS!!!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:32 | 4034767 Meat Hammer
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Today's song choice for "POTUS on mute, songed dubbed in" is "Kill The Poor", by Dead Kennedys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8zhNb8ANe8

Let's get dressed up and dance away the night, while we.....

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the poor

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the poor

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the poor tonight!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:30 | 4034769 TheABaum
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He's not the food stamp President, he's the embarassing President.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:30 | 4034770 Count de Money
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"Capitulate, then I'll negotiate." Yeah, right. 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:56 | 4034921 NuYawkFrankie
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Same scriptwriter as Nancy "Pass the Bill so you can see what's in it!" Pelosi

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:29 | 4034773 skidrow
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HNIC is such a tool

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:30 | 4034775 denverdolomte
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"Republicans denying health care to millions...." 

 

Hey retard forcing a person to perform a "service" or to receive a "service" is slavery. Fucktard-alicious 

slavery [?sle?v?r?]
n
1. (Law) the state or condition of being a slave; a civil relationship whereby one person has absolute power over another and controls his life, liberty, and fortune 2. the subjection of a person to another person, esp in being forced into work 3. the condition of being subject to some influence or habit 4. (Business / Industrial Relations & HR Terms) work done in harsh conditions for low pay

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:40 | 4034836 dontgoforit
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Dreams of His Father - payback to the white imperialists for what they did to Africa the last 200 years.....they do so well on their own, ya' know.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 18:10 | 4035795 TBT or not TBT
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Dinesh D'Sousa nailed it. But Obama had a few father figures beyond this biographical one we have been presented with. Such as Frank Marshall Davis, and Soetero to a lesser degree because he wasn't radical enough for mom and Barry's taste.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:32 | 4034776 ebworthen
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OMFG!

On and on and on!

Diarrhea mouth!  "Ahlright!  Ya'll see now he're!"

I cannot believe this punk tool of a man-boy is President!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:31 | 4034779 ItsDanger
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A single 250 pt drop in the DOW should do the trick. 1, 2, 3 . . .

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:30 | 4034784 WTF_247
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HAHA again - "Raising the debt ceiling does not raise the debt" ...

ok Sherlock - so then why when the last time the ceiling was raised, did the debt grow to hit it?  Are you saying if we raise it 4T higher that the govt will not continue to borrow more, that the actual debt level will not increase?

His choice of words is important here "debt does not increase to cover spending that Congress has already approved" ... so that means ANY spending bill, entitlement that is already approved does not increase debt according to genius # 1.  So then why not show the debt for what it is - including ALL unfunded liabilities - put that in all official govt releases.  See how Moodys and SP, Fitch react to our debt being recorded as 60T RIGHT NOW.

See how the public reacts ...  I can tell they would be more than eager to double their taxes to pay for this glory...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:32 | 4034790 traderjj57
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who lves it when he starts a sentence with "the truth is"

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:32 | 4034791 traderjj57
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who lves it when he starts a sentence with "the truth is"

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:32 | 4034798 QQQBall
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Obomber the economist... never had to make a payoll in his life...

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:32 | 4034799 BandGap
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Count the number of times he blinks. Lying through his teeth.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:35 | 4034805 GolfHatesMe
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Not paying your mortgage for one month = Deadbeat, not sure that is how Democrat is pronounced

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:35 | 4034807 NaiLib
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My my, Republicans should close it

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:34 | 4034809 Zer0head
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ms. ed asks a question

 

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:35 | 4034812 bluskyes
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How does this (o(ksucker equate raising the Amerika's credit card limit, to maintaining credit worthiness/rating?

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:36 | 4034813 Yen Cross
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  Obunga: "Lets go take default out for a spin and see how it rides."    Please YES! { on fucking knees praying}

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:34 | 4034814 QQQBall
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Just refer to the budget to see where the problems are...

 

sarc/

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:35 | 4034815 undercover brother
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obama, you are such an idiot.  I can't believe you try to sell that nonsence to the US public.  the US only has to pay interest on their debt.  they just roll over the existing debt.   The US will never default as they take in easily 10 times their interest expense each and every month.    There is a big difference between paying the interest on exisiting debt and raising the debt limit so you can borrow more.   OMG  such a tool!!!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:36 | 4034817 BeetleBailey
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HEY CHALKIE....YOU LYING, AFRICAN VACATION PIMPIN, GOLF BALL GOOFIN CUNT.....FUCK OFF.....

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:37 | 4034822 Zer0head
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how is it possible that the answers to the questions are on the teleprompter?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:38 | 4034827 traderjj57
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really, he's the president, really? how deep is the rabbit hole.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:39 | 4034831 QuiteRisky
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I can't tell if he is truly clueless or a psychopath...  

Crash the system now.  The longer we put it off, the worse the crash will be....

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:39 | 4034832 bluskyes
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Using one credit card to pay the other is NOT "paying your bills"

Time to pull the plug on the whole system

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:38 | 4034833 irie1029
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No way should congress give in to the wreckless spending psychpaths.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:40 | 4034834 Zer0head
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is he still responding to the second question that was asked 5 minutes ago?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:40 | 4034839 dormantb
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This guy lives in an alternate reality

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:41 | 4034848 robochess
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If you had kids, YOU take care of them...... not the fucking village, you fuck.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:43 | 4034851 esum
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The government shutdown may be keeping furloughed federal workers at home, but on Monday the U.S. Army contracted to buy a mechanical bull. The $47,174 contract was awarded on Oct. 7 to Mechanical Bull Sales Inc. of State College, Penn.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:43 | 4034852 QQQBall
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No he just has the one (same) answer for all questions 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:43 | 4034853 Zer0head
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sequestration was his fcking idea

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:42 | 4034855 esum
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obama has furloughed REALITY

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:44 | 4034856 Tim Knight from...
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Hey, he's using simple language that I can understand as a citizen! Thanks, Mr. President!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:42 | 4034857 dormantb
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Since he wants to "boil it down" to individuals, how long would an individual be solvent if they spent 30% more than they earned?  He must have overlooked that.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:45 | 4034859 Zer0head
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was that reporter who just tossed him yet another softball wearing a "Becasue Obama" sweatshirt?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:44 | 4034863 uncle_vito
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I don't think default is that bad....

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:46 | 4034864 monad
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You should all have abortions, turn over your income and property to my children and then kill yourselves in as tidy a manner as possible. Its in the best interest of the future. Thank you for your cooperation. That will be all.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:46 | 4034865 bankonzhongguo
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Yes, Mr President.

I have a question.

What else can you, the democratic and republican parties and the federal reserve do to destroy the country?

 

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:49 | 4034867 TomGa
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And Obama admits the whole thing is a gigantic Ponzi Scheme.  Wow.

 

(Smarter than he looks.)

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:45 | 4034868 Count de Money
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"Republicans who say it's not a bad idea to default."

I don't think a single Republican ever said that. The lies are coming fast and furious.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:46 | 4034869 traderjj57
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Emergency Powers, oh boy,here we go, oil up the firearms and stock up on ammo

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:56 | 4034920 optimator
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Call it The Enabling act -- it worked for you-know-who.

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:10 | 4034975 aerojet
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Isn't going to work here--I start seeing troops on the corners, I start shooting.  I'm not waiting for the Kristallnacht bullshit or any of that crap.  They want to bring it, let's bring it.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:49 | 4034870 ebworthen
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He keeps relating "paying our bills" to real people paying a mortgage or car note (loan).

THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T PAY IT'S BILLS! 

THE GOVERNMENT OPENS A NEW CREDIT CARD EVERY MONTH AND PUTS THE NEW BALANCE ON THE BACKS OF FUTURE GENERATIONS!!!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:46 | 4034871 GolfHatesMe
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Did he just call out Linda Green?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:48 | 4034872 Zer0head
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who's got the remote - can someone change the channel please I have never seen him this pathetic

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:49 | 4034875 BAINES03
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Well, at least the guy admitted that we're dependent on the "people" that buy our Treasuries...  baby steps.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:50 | 4034876 Goldbugger
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“I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated governments in the civilized world. No longer a government by free opinion, no longer a government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a government by the opinion and duress of a small group of dominant men.” President Woodrow Wilson 1916

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 18:27 | 4035859 TBT or not TBT
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Wilson was a commited card carrying traitor to the republic. Read the above, he wanted government to rule by majority. No mention of rule of law. Starting with the basic, supreme law, the Constitution, which he openly mocked.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:50 | 4034877 JimmyRainbow
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he stands closer to and talks to the warflag, wut dos tat mean?

am not able to follo te words but he seems to be a friendly man

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:48 | 4034880 RacerX
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Pssst: It's the SPENDING stupid! The SPENDING..

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:49 | 4034882 Zer0head
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whoa

if it fails voters should know who is responsible

 

he just revealed it all in that statement

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:49 | 4034884 traderjj57
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Mr. President, Mr. Presiedent, I have a question, where do we get the drugs you are on?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:13 | 4034949 Emergency Ward
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Must be one of those anti-psychotics like Xanax.  Causes slurred speech, rage, hostility and amnesia.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:50 | 4034887 Count de Money
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Here we go with "millionaires and billionaires" again.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:53 | 4034894 QQQBall
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Whoa - he almost hit the PAC rocks there - nice swerve mr obomber

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:53 | 4034896 moonman
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When he describes the way our politicians are bought and sold I just wanna fucking vomit

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:53 | 4034899 Count de Money
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Another softball tossed. Honestly, the entire WH press corp should be shot.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:52 | 4034902 traderjj57
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How do I get a job as a media patsy schill?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:52 | 4034903 traderjj57
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How do I get a job as a media patsy schill?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:18 | 4034958 NuYawkFrankie
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Got to work your way up.

First off, get yourself a Congressional Fluffer internship.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:09 | 4034978 OwnSilverPlayMusic
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Nepotism, blowjobs or blackmail

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:54 | 4034904 NoTTD
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Default Now!!

 

Fuck the revolution, bring on the apocalypse.

 

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:54 | 4034907 moonman
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"messy process of American Democracy"

WTF?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:56 | 4034908 Oldballplayer
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He just CARES about me so much.  I am sitting here, watching him and I am weeping because he cares so fucking much about me.  And you.  He cares about you too.  Can't you see that?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:56 | 4034909 NoTTD
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Overall media tone:  

 

(1) "Why would anyone oppose someone as awesome as you?"

(2) "Here's another softball to let you repeat your talking points."

(3) "Marry me."

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:55 | 4034912 traderjj57
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Careful boy, your quran is showing

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:55 | 4034913 dbjret
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Our MSM is really a waste. Why not ask this clown why he voted against raising the debt ceiling when he was in the Senate. Perhaps he didnt care about paying the bills then.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:58 | 4034916 Save_America1st
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sociopath...marxist...traitor...criminal...puppet scumbag empty suit loser

http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html

Profile of the Sociopath

This website summarizes some of the common features of descriptions of the behavior of sociopaths.

  • Glibness and Superficial Charm
  • Manipulative and Conning
    They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.
  • Grandiose Sense of Self
    Feels entitled to certain things as "their right."
  • Pathological Lying
    Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.
  • Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
    A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.
  • Shallow Emotions
    When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.
  • Incapacity for Love
  • Need for Stimulation
    Living on the edge. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal. Promiscuity and gambling are common.
  • Callousness/Lack of Empathy
    Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.
  • Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
    Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.
  • Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
    Usually has a history of behavioral and academic difficulties, yet "gets by" by conning others. Problems in making and keeping friends; aberrant behaviors such as cruelty to people or animals, stealing, etc.
  • Irresponsibility/Unreliability
    Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed.
  • Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity
    Promiscuity, child sexual abuse, rape and sexual acting out of all sorts.
  • Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
    Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.
  • Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
    Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.

Other Related Qualities:

  1. Contemptuous of those who seek to understand them
  2. Does not perceive that anything is wrong with them
  3. Authoritarian
  4. Secretive
  5. Paranoid
  6. Only rarely in difficulty with the law, but seeks out situations where their tyrannical behavior will be tolerated, condoned, or admired
  7. Conventional appearance
  8. Goal of enslavement of their victim(s)
  9. Exercises despotic control over every aspect of the victim's life
  10. Has an emotional need to justify their crimes and therefore needs their victim's affirmation (respect, gratitude and love)
  11. Ultimate goal is the creation of a willing victim
  12. Incapable of real human attachment to another
  13. Unable to feel remorse or guilt
  14. Extreme narcissism and grandiose
  15. May state readily that their goal is to rule the world

(The above traits are based on the psychopathy checklists of H. Cleckley and R. Hare.)

 

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:57 | 4034917 QQQBall
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oops - he is looking for a big debt ceiling hike

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:58 | 4034922 robochess
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"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure." - Sen. Obama, 3/16/06

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:57 | 4034924 TaperProof
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the guy just lies lies lies

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:59 | 4034925 Zer0head
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the MSM are beyond disgusting

sickening pukes

traitors

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:58 | 4034926 Jim B
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OMG... I must suppress the VOMIT reflex!

 

The Child President live from the Spite House!

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:59 | 4034933 yogibear
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The Chicago political machine has taken over Washington DC.

King Obama has spoken! Hail to the king.

Now the MSM will go on a rampage to drive through King Obama's agenda

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:01 | 4034934 GrinandBearit
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Just seeing this guy's face makes me ill. 

Pathological liar.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 14:59 | 4034935 djsmps
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This is not a press conference, it's a soliloquy.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:01 | 4034936 Zer0head
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he started to say I "may" have flaws and quickly caught himself  changing it to "I have flaws"

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:01 | 4034937 vulcanraven
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Negrotiating?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:02 | 4034939 Count de Money
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"I'm the one whose compromised his entire political career". Good grief! Like he compromised on Obamacare? How is voting present a compromise?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:00 | 4034941 NoTTD
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The punter for my alma mater stinks, so I've been calling for open tryouts for the position with the idea that we couldn't do worse than what we have now.

 

Maybe that would work for this position, too.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:03 | 4034943 QQQBall
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I'll let Jack spin that in a couple of days

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:01 | 4034945 Bawneee Fwank
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WOW...This pole smoker couldnt be more pathetic.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:03 | 4034951 moonman
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Budget process has worked well for the last 50 years.

 

So why do we not have a budget?

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:06 | 4034953 youngman
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He talks about paying bills.....my question would be why are you spending so much to have so many bills to pay....

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:04 | 4034955 traderjj57
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who are these ordinary folks anyway

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:06 | 4034956 traderjj57
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who are these ordinary folks anyway

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 15:05 | 4034957 Troy Ounce
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