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Yeah, he actually said that, although his thoughts are subject to interpretation...
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who is that guy with the crazy hair blowing bernanke in this photo?
good news is they have the same dietary requirements so no new spending in the cafeteria.
bad news? Chuck the trimmers and buy a soup bowl and severa cases of aquanet.
Nyuck Nyuck.
Jeezuz....now she's got em all wearing black.
Isn't that what you wear at a funeral or wake.
If we are lucky she will be the last Fed chairmen, ahem, chairwomen.
It is a funeral.
Aren't you exicted to hear her speak all the time... @_@
She looks like a squat little midget in that photo. What is she, about 4'1"?
The world's future is in the hands of the Tiny Debt Dwarf.
you're about to piss off a lot of Tolkein fans...just sayin'
Hey now...Whose Bar Mitzvah is this?
She foresaw all the fuck-ups and problems and crashes in 2007.
Uh huh.....
And now says the financial markets and ordinary folks are better off
Uh huh.....
Uh huh....
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Obama: "Ben did you break wind?"
Bernanke: "No Mr President it wasn't me"
Smellin Yellin: " Sorry President, I haven't Douched in awhile, I thought you would understand being married to Michelle"
A dude that looks like a lady, a smooth talkin' black guy, and a liar with a beard walk into a bar..........
.... Bartender looks at them and says, ...
"Get the fuck out!!"
Don't leave your audience hanging
First a global coordinated Weimar event, then global martial law. Perfect.
Nice summary of the Protocols. http://solargeneral.com/library/protocols-of-zion.pdf
Janet "Germany 1923" Yellen will put everyone in their place.
Bartender smiles and says:
"Sorry, friends.
Your money's no good here."
She foresaw all the fuck-ups and problems and crashes in 2007.
...... and did nothing about it.
Perfect!!! +1000
Yellen, son of Bernanken.
"You have my sword." "And my bow." "And my printer, bitchez!"
She's got the shifty eyes of a criminal. She needs to stop fidgeting. Take a page from the playbook of the Bernank, remain rigid like a stone while 0 is speaking.
Squat, little little midget... 4'1", you say? Perhaps it's a Zappa-ish 'Yemenite Troll'?
I'm thinking of a Ferrengi Central Banker, using $1T (P)latinum coins.
Jeez, just crush my soul, why doncha?
;-)
It's the Goblin Girl!
Gobbling girl from the mystery world,...
She reminds me of this mentally challenged character from 30 rock.
I am pretty sure that she is Corzines mother
When do they show her the tunnel between the Fed NY gold vault and the aux vault under Chase Manhattan Plaza...or is the tunnel off limits to Janet Dammit..?
that broad needs to get some hair advice from mikulski....
The US was tired of Germany taking all the credit for having the ugliest, most powerful woman in the world. We win.
Rimshot worthy.
Yeah, but Merkel is like Pamela Anderson in her 20s compared to O's husband Michelle.
Hey, leave Moochie alone. Just because her ass is as big as Baltimore is no reason to come down on her. HA!
Her??? Who you talkin' bout? Barry? Her ass ain't fat!
Barry: "OK, who gave her the pearl necklace?"
"Eh, not me boss"....."nope, not me boss",...."no boss, don't look at me."
Barry: "Ben?"
Ben: "It was just a parting gift Barry, you know, the creature from Ejekyllate Island and all that?"
Barry (looking around for teleprompter): "Eh, wasn't it Jekyll Island where Warburg founded the club.?" Then - after special prompt...... "ok I get it, you salty old dog Ben, good one, nice parting shot."
OHMYFUCKINGGOD
Best post on ZH evah.
+1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Thanks for the laugh, it was a tough day. I really did laugh out loud.
Reminds me of the comment some wag made years ago, when US proconsul and temporary dictator of occupied Iraq Paul Bremer, suddenly departed, handing over alleged 'sovereignty' to the US-backed puppets
They said he was handing over 'sovereignty' like a live hand-grenade ... right after the picture, Bremer sped the frack out of there and on a plane out of Iraq altogether
Bernanke probably is thinking about, what country will take him so he can escape from American lynch mobs ... a real issue given that Israel might not last much longer, as the petro-dollar that supports it collapses
The Bernank will probably wind up in Chile or hell, maybe Easter Island. Wearing a bad rug and a disguise to be able to go out in public. Much like Nazis in Argentina after WWII.
Just what I was thinking.
Black is the new black.
"Jeezuz....now she's got em all wearing black."
Yeah, They're all attending the Dollar's Funeral!
That's the next Bilderberg Troll in line to head the Fed.
Notice they keep getting shorter?
Just the awards ceremony for "Fucktard of all time."
Gold, Silver, and Bronze.
pods
i believe its harry reid.
Beppe Grillo?
the bernake is fueling his plane and heading to his bunker before the SHtF
Looks Like Jamie Dimon but I thought Bennochio was usually the one on his knees.
Yeah.. In Switzerland!
I heard Mugabe is looking for a new central bank president.
..
"that guy" was QE2 in drag.
Easy... that's Kerry.
That would be john kerry
The Guy with the crazy hair is the salesman who provides the banknote paper and ink.
an irish fella called
john tiberious foster forbes kane kerry kohn.
oirish royalty aipac say.
The Bernank just sharted (this occurs under times of stress when you push a tiny bit to let a little fart out that nobody will hear but a little shit comes out also...a shart).
Could it be Barney Frank?
http://forward.com/articles/185369/janet-yellen-first-jewish-woman-fed-c...
Think this says it all....jews run the banking system (cartel)....pretty simple.
All FED presidents are jewish. Damn, can't you people see who runs the country/world??
Wim Duisenberg's ghost
Looks like it might be John Kerry blowing Berspankme.
Yeeeeeechhh
So 2 Jews and a black Guy walk into a bar ...........
Money for nothing, gefilte fish for free. Deal wit it.
Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You make your matzoh with CNBC
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' gefilte fish for free.
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Let me tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get some green ink on your little finger
Printing your F R Ns by the ton.
We got to run them Heidleberg printers.
Crank them up beyond light speed
We got to print more billions of Benjies
We’ve got to make the middle class bleed.
I should'a learned to run for office
I should'a gone to work for dot gov
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera man
Looks like the Devil’s spawn
And he's up there, what's that?
Hawaiian choom odors?
Bangin' on the bong like a chimpanzee
Oh, that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Create money from nothin', get your checks for free
..you got me going with the gefilte fish thing :-)
good job Manthong, we are in Dire Straits.
What? Is this some kind of joke????
Obviously...and it is on us!
Menage et trois
OUI!
Janet, Zirp down that pants suit.
Barry-->Beserky-->Mrs DebtFire
that visual will scar the engrams of millions of ordinary amerikans forevah...
These people have aged at a rapid pace before our eyes. Look at them now !!
Washed up elderly academics who are probably exempt from Obamacare, including the constitutional scholar in the middle.
What constitutional scholar?
Touche!
Should have added Sarc Off.
The only constitutional that scholar knows is the post-executive-chef-prepared-dinner-with-Moochelle steaming dump he takes in his private bathroom.
Yes, they age rapidly because after finally rising to this level they all realise they are really trapped, slave-prisoner stooges of the oligarch masters whom they serve
You really hear it in Bernanke's voice ... he wants OUT
---
On Ben Shalom Bernanke's last day in office, 31 January 2014, after leading the US monetary system into collapse, Bernanke will be on the last chopper out from the roof of the Marriner S. Eccles Federal Reserve Building, 20th and C Streets, N.W., Washington, D.C., while rioters all around besiege the building, seeking the Last Dollars in America
Bernanke's helicopter will be rumoured to have headed toward a ship in the Chesapeake Bay or off the Virginia seacoast, a ship likely under command of one of the billionaires who profited from Ben's numerous QEs ... but Bernanke himself will never be heard from again, and his fate will remain a mystery
Exit Helicopter Ben, enter Drone Yellen.
Yellen = Janet Napolitano with a makeover?
As Ahhh-Nold aka the Governator would say....GET TO DAh ChOPpaH!!!
I would say the Peter Principle was in full effect with these 3.
What's with these asshat MSM photographers? Bernanke doesn't need "angel wings" sprouting off his shoulders like he's some friggin' putto.
Indeed, so very few things happen by accident in this world...
100 upvotes to whoever comes up with Janet Yellen's nickname.
I think its been done. Some brilliant ZH'er a week or two ago came up with Mrs. Debtfire. Hard to beat that
No nickname needed for Mr. Yellen
EZ Janet
Mrs. Staypuffed
Old Yeller- what a dog.
They had to shoot Old Yeller in the end.
This is the "Keynesian" sequal tho.
In this movie, Old Yeller massacres the peasants.
I thought they shot old Yeller in the head ???
Yes, but of course the head is a Keynesian's least-vulnerable spot.
Grace Kelly
Jowls
David Rockefeller
Ever notice how these pukes live into their 90's to late 90's? That's 2% of the population.
You are assuming they actually die?
Like the preacher said: "When hell fills up, the dead walk the earth."
It's due to Lucifer worship, and baby sacrifices.
Yentl
No-tan-it Janet from Fed Planet
Barf
The Yellen Felon?
Rock Bottom
Im sorry I just dont see the difference between Yellen and Summers. They look identical
Where's Francis? Toucan Sam's! LOL
Easy. Janet has a dick....
She reminds me of the evil version of Aunt Bea from the Andy Griffith Show
My nasal coffee burns are still recovering from 'Will they still feed her with a catapult?' Jeebus....
That's so clever and cute. Got any good ones? Yeah, I wouldn't think so, probably busted a blood vessel thinking up that one. Keep at it though, most of your audience will laugh at anything with "poop" in it. Try to work that into the rest of whatever drivel you share with them.
What is wrong with you?
Fake Geruda.
The real one is English as a far far second language.
.
Geruda is the most embarrassingly inept AnAcolyte of Chinese citizenism to come down the pike yet. He found it too difficult to keep up the character who is Geruda who is having the wordings expressing to peoples awkwardly speaking. That failure prompted the regresion to his current persona: an all too typical humorless internet dick.
Say what you will about AnAnonymous, but amidst his deluge of insanitation were occasional sharp observations and bits of oblique humor. Geruda, though, is washed up.
Geruda is only having the doing of the making of the angries after all the peoples on the ZeroHedge were doing the giving of the shits to Geruda because he was always making the sucking of the cock of the president who is Obama in the manner of shamelessness incarnationed. Now the poor Geruda is doing the making of the going off the end that is deep in his having the loathing for the clearminded peoples who are refusing to be doing the buying of the mandatory insurances of the medicine that is having the naming of Obamacare and who are having the making of the refusing to be sucking the cock of the president who is Obama in all the many other ways of doing.
The most mattering point: even though Chinese citizenism propaganda is growing cheaper by the day, being more and more a simple test of faith, a demand of submission to the group, resources depletion forces to reduce costs on production of propaganda.
The Chinese citizenism AnAcolyte who is Geruda is the squatting embodiment of the cheapness, cheaper than cheapness, of the current state of Chinese citizenism propagandizingness.
Once again, kicking the can and with the poorest taste of all.
Ah, ah, more Indo-Chinese 'asian' deflection of reality, inability to self-indict, placing of blame onto scrapegoats of imaginational parangongs of blobbing-up. Same old story since 15th, June, 221 BC.
But hey, a turd in the dung hand is worth two on the roadside. Maybe more.
Welcome to the Indo-Chinese Citizenism world, it's an intellectually crustationary place, you'll see.
Fourthstooge, TY for a hearty laugh. Blessings.
Sorry Janet, didn't know you frequented 0hedge. My bad
She looks like that wikileaks guy.
eye got the horn
eye is gonna explode
dis yellen jewish girl is hot hot hot.
eye just blew my stack pole all over der key bored.
eyes now feel calmer after der shock of berny bianchi retire rings.
President: We thank tweedle dum and welcome tweedle dee.
The real question is this: Does Janet get a new Helicopter to drop money from, or does she have to use Ben's used one due to fed austerity tapering...
A picture for history books:
The 3 guys who destroyed America
2 jewish fiddlers on der roof
one kenyan cia liar on der golf course
She gets a C-130
Well, for that group picture, you'd have to add in Bush-Cheney-Greenspan.
Did they just bring you out of your coma? The roof was collapsing as Obama took office. I don't see Greenspan in that line up. Why do so many of you commenters have to be such stupid fucks? Tyler provides worthwhile to read raw data but the hairy ass places you unintelligent rats scurry off to transform it into ratshit is incomprehensible.
Re: The roof was collapsing as Obama took office.
Well, the roof was collapsing when Bush took office, but it was sagging when Clinton took office, but it was leaking when Reagan took office.
Don't worry tho, Dick Cheney said Reagan proved deficits don't matter, and if you can't trust an economist like Cheney, who can you trust?
Michelle Obama is that you?
No, that wasn't written in Wookie...
Dang. +1
RE: The roof was collapsing when O took office....
Yeah...now it's collapsing, on fire, Obama has personally placed 28 infants under it and he has watched as someone put a ticking 9-foot nuclear weapon in the corner. What's your point?
And...he's servicing a line of old white guys.
Your view of history is probably as long as your dick Geruda. Pretty fuckan short.
Is'nt Geruda what you get,when you drink the water in Mexico?
Geruda Retarda asked:
Why do you?
Funny you'd make a remark like that in the comments of an article about a snarky cartoon. Must be your lack of a sense of humor which renders so many things incomprehensible to you.
Admit it, dingaling, you're just a typical humorless internet dick.
Oddly enough I liked you better as a Boris knockoff.
You are taking that to a stage near me?
More like 3 guys who are adding to the destruction of America.
A lot of people through history and in our times, by their ignorance and/or by their greediness, and in some cases pure stupidity, added to the destruction of whan, an otherwise have been, a well conceived idea, what the New World was repesenting.
I thought the FED wasn't supposed to be politicized...
Do you want to know a safe bet?
Anything you think is likely to be all fucked up.
^ geruda's retarded child.
Same Obama love. Genetic disease.
Troll with an IQ in the low double digits.
Geruda driveled:
Nice post showing how vain the quest for symetry cherished by Chinese citizenism citizens is.
All these ideas, all these pattern of thinking are the mark of Chinese citizenism.
Chinese citizenism citizens path out of Chinese citizenism: more Chinese citizenism.
I thought Yellen said she missed the housing bubble...
You are correct mr cheese bandit. From our friends at zerohedge from April of this year:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-08-14/janet-yellen-financial-crisis-i...
Well, those are SIVs, silly. Obummer was talking about whatever he believes the housing bubble was.
She is a terrible liar. She was there the whole time through the housing bubble and massive growth of derivatives.
Fact: From June 14, 2004 until 2010 Yellen was the President and Chief Executive Officer of the Federal Reserve Bank of San Francisco. She was a voting member of the Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC) in 2009.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janet_Yellen#Career
When she muff dived nancy P every week
No, it's awesome, she realized she was clueless before many others did, or at least before many other admitted they did. Somehow TPTB and their media hounds can spin this into a good thing...