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Yeah, he actually said that, although his thoughts are subject to interpretation...
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Spinning curtains of gold to shield our eyes from the horror, out of straw and banker's shit. They just have to keep it dry or it all falls apart.
There were a lot of lies in that press conference, eh?
--SBD
Big Mother is all knowing, and flawless.
Traitorous thought crimes will be punished.
she misses it, and hopes that it comes back soon
My cat Cuddles has more insight into housing bubbles than Ms Yellen. And she's cute! But she can't run for Fed Chair as she's a British Blue
Yellin
Out with the old, in with the jew.
That's really bad. But ultimately it doesn't matter. Obama is the puppet master and Ben Yellen are the puppets.
you must have that rare disorder when people state things backwards.
Lew da Jew
Yellin da Schrew.
Ya know, I'm gonna miss Ben. Fuck You Yellen; just ain't the same....
Fuck You Yellen!!! I'm lovin it!!!
Try Dammit, Janet!
Goin' to Hellen with Yellen...
Fuck you Yellenanke!
Or how about including all 3 of the fuckers?
Fuck you Yellenalananke!
Remember the movie "Misery"? Yellen looks like an older version of Kathy Bates.
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/pics/misery5.gif
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxYsgRsNg2s
HOW WONDERFUL you ARRRRRRRRRE!!!
(where its all going my ZH brothren)
She's jellin' like a felon.
We are so screwed.
Bye, Bye chairsatan, welcome granny lucifer
"Old Yellen" .. Lol..
The "Mini QE" is pretty good too:
http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2013-09-21/old-yellin
Funny looking garden gnome to the left of the Obama...
amazing what our education system can produce, people who make wonderful speeches completely divorced from the facts
A great Merican once said (something like): Merica makes its own reality.
Reality isn't what it used to be.
'Merica ain't what it uesd to be neither.
Thats what our education system is based on. Those who can most effectively spew back exactly what they have read or been told go to the head of the class. How many original thinkers have multiple degrees. Look at the truly innovative and successful and you see a lot of dropouts.
It's like this,, they were kicking the can down the road by lowering interest rates, then by adding QE. Now they are in trouble, but their legs are tired... so now they are talking the can down the road by threatening it with tapering thats never going to happen.
I think yelling "SQUIRREL" really loud does the trick sometimes.
This cartoon is wrong. WB7 got it right. The housing bubble was created by Timmah. There is NSA footage of him literally dancing on the tables at FRBNY, when Greenspan was in charge. Ben is professor Schrodinger. He will have that on his office door when he goes back to Princeton.
How much does Bernanke stuff in his pockets just before he leaves? Will he tahe gold instead of cash?
A cool $billion is chump change these days?
So a transgendered Cartman gets the gig.
No. Cartman would taper. Just to be a dick.
Lets do the time warp again bitchezz
Say what you like about Ben, but he is without a doubt the hottest Fed Chairman in my lifetime, even with today's announcement. I think you have to go back to William McChesney Martin Jr. to even find a close second.
Shalom, handsome...
Janet looks suspiciously like Larry..... hmmmm....
Enter A.I. Drone Yellen.
The King is dead.
Long live the Queen!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiXgOQ9_-RI
The Queen says, "Balls, it doesn't take 12 inches to be a ruler around here".
Yellen, "DICK". Ben, "CUNT"
Obama "Can't we all just print along?"
'Damn, I hate these news conferences when Reggie has a hard-on ready for me. I'll cut this short.'
Clown to the left of me, joker to the right... here I am stuck in the middle with jews.
You're complaining about your masters? That put you in office. I forgot, its only a cartoon type joke.
That look on the Bernank's face is priceless...
So is the one on The Yellen's.
. . . and let the hate radiation begin.
Nothing will change until the entire ediface falls.
Focus on what what they are going to do and then hide what you have, get out of the way front run, what it takes.
Otherwise your anger is as useful as masturbating.
But this is all many of us have left.......
Zh is going to feel empty for a few days as all the yelling against Helicopter Ben will now have to be replaced by yelling about Janet "Oakley" Yellen the gal who never misses her target.
We'll soon find out if we can read the fine print behind the FED legend, of the reality about that myth!
Keep rolling the dice lady!
Everytime Obama say Janet Yellen John Kerry whinnys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdIID_TGwhM
Frau Yellen?
After everything they've done wrong and still no foreskin to head the Fed.
I will stop repeating myself, but.....
Money is just like incest, its best kept in the family.
https://www.upworthy.com/this-video-makes-grocery-shopping-feel-like-a-scene-in-a-horror-film-3?c=upw1
Posting this clip from the movie http://www.rottentomatoes.com/ m/samsara_2012/
in honour of Janet Yellon - our latest magician. May the sausage factory at the FED continue to churn.
Also this officially ends my two years of lurking on this board.
Ben read and played the markets; which is what you need when things are fucked (as per Draghi and the famous invisible bag of tools). Nothing else matters. Yellen is going to make the mistake of trying to ignore the market.
So, whilst she is being lauded by the likes of Rogoff et al, the market is heading into a period of extreme volatility, and Yellen will be seen to be a conductor without a baton.
Another fucking Jew. What a surprise.*
*not actually a surprise
What a coincidence huh? I know if three asian-americans or latinos were picked in a row no one would find that odd at all. Oh wait, anyone with a fucking brain would be going, what exactly is going on here!?!?!
Jews: 1.7%
Scotts: 1.7%
Dutch: 1.6%
Hmmmmmmm.
I just can't understand why the Dutch own all the media and are so disproportionately influential in the banking system. The Dutch Anti-Defamation League and ADPAC control all our politicans despite their tiny minority in terms of per capita population. It's weird how historical tragedies suffered by the Dutch are so widely taught in gross disproportion to their population in the country, and how the biggest religions in the USA are derived from pre-Roman gods and goddess of the Dutch.
Want to see some obscene porn? Watch the Senate fall on their knees and grovel for Yellen. Oh they will sing her praises to the heavens as though she is a goddess.
Another fucking moron who thinks his stupid prejudice is funny, and apparently many other sub-morons who agree with him.
Yeah, Obama chooses Fed Chairperson.... Really! You really believe that? The Fed works for/with the Govt? Man, wake up!
Yeah, Obama chooses Fed Chairperson.... Really! You really believe that? The Fed works for/with the Govt? Man, wake up!
Timmah!
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Fuck Communism. Especially these central planning losers in particular.
uh huh.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-08-14/janet-yellen-financial-crisis-i-didn%E2%80%99t-see-any-coming-until-it-happened
'xactly. 'was almost completely out of equities by mid 2007, due to awareness of the impending crisis. When did Janet finally wake up? I didn't catch that in the article if it was in there.
If these people actually knew what they were talking about, I shouldn't be able to out-game them as consistently. They must have far more resources than I do.
i thought i did better, it got out AT THE TOP. and my parents also. and i wasn't thinking about getting back in for a while, until i thought it was stable. and then they did it. rocket stocks to the moon. i have no regrets about the real estate i sold and didn't buy. but stocks. i had NO IDEA they would break the law like that.
so - they out gamed me in the end. and you pal. and they double out gamed me, because the money i did not make in stocks and the devaulation that my cash took. and they know exactly what they were doing, and will continue to do that until i'm broke. and everybody else. and then - you'll be theirs, working, if lucky for nothing.
that is the plan, and it's working. and nobody, not rep or dem is actually fighting against it.
Well, actually I did fail to mention that I reinvested in equities back in the summer of 2009 after it became rather obvious that the technical pattern no longer favored a continued down-trend long-term (in May or so 2009?).
Now is the real question, today! I have once again substantially reduced my positions in equities (for whatever reasons), but I am wondering if my timing is any good this time.
Take heart folks, Benny left Yella all the "tools", and "100% certainty" that the Qfinity can be controlled.
And, if Obama were honest with himself (assuming he has any awareness of economics at all, which would appear to be totally debatable); he would be thinking, "and, maybe we shouldn't have forced Fannie, Freddie, and the HUD to buy quite so many mortgages [originated] from people who couldn't really afford the loan they were taking out; and, maybe we shouldn't have permitted ACORN and many many others to sue the banks for NOT making the same toxic loans; and, maybe we shouldn't have allowed the same banks to re-securitize then re-sell the same toxic loans in lieu of being sued for not making the toxic loans -- all while we encouraged the Fed to print the most money ever."
Nah, that's just not possible. That couldn't have just happened. (Well, at least I'm pretty sure he didn't just have that thought.)
http://news.investors.com/ibd-editorials/080910-543139-still-oblivious-t...
I like how they make it look like the government has any say about who is running the Fed. Has there ever been a nomination for the Fed chair that has not succeeded? Ha.
You young people think Obama and the Congress have any say over monetary policy? Think again.
In her unauthorized autobiography, Yellen says of Bernanke:
"He used to dip his bald head in oil and rub it all over my body."
Bartender, another drink and another lobotomy, please.
Lady Macbeth steps into the limelight, briefly. Her works will mostly be ordered from her lair, with plenty of body bag holders in front of her. That's you too O'bomba.
How can Yellen possibly be qualified to chair the FED and operate the printing press, she does not have a beard! Without a beard she wont be able to comprehend the nuances of fed speak. A beard is the only way to prove you have the capacity to wield the mystical ctrl-P.
Really should have nominated the guys from ZZ-Top, those dudes sport majestic beards, they could get the economy on track and drop un-employment for all of the sharp dressed men (and women).
Oh, she's a beard alright. A beard is someone who covers the behavior of others. It's commonly used as a term for women who go on dates with gay men in order to give the men the appearance of being straight.
I got nothin against the gay, but this beard Yellen most certainly has every reason to cover up for her foreign bosses, and their asset stripping the USA.
Sit her down with Alec Baldwin...beard growing contest!
In case you were wondering if it was going to get any better from here, there is this device known as a "strap-on", so no.
I never joined the 'Chairsatan' hate bandwagon. However, I have no hesitation in saying that this Yellen person is Lady Macbeth, a sociopath. The entire country could burn down, so long as she has the chance to experiment with her unproven monetary ideas, like a mad scientist. Frankenstein.
obtuse is the word of the day. completely born and bred inside the system, she wont ever think outside the box, b/c the box is her whole universe.
The article should have used WB7's masterpiece Bernanqualung picture.
Fuck that garden troll jaberwockie. Print away, beetch, I am my own Central Bank.
Yeah, but Moe, I don't want to live in a gilded cage, so ...
If I hear the auto industry has come roaring back again, I'm gonna hurl.
Fuck you Ben
Fuck you Barry
Fuck you Janet
THis is the most expensive reality show ever, with extreme overacting, and we know there is no happy ending. Both Yellin and Obama are owned by the banks. Expect no tapering, and eventual hyper inflation when the reserve currency belief system fades in a few years.
its a turnkey operation, just like the white house
I wonder if CNBC will analyze the thickness of her purse on the way to the Fed meeting.
Now when the markets are rescued by cash infusion, ZH will call it a "Chick Save", no longer a "Stick Save".
It maybe planned that a giant recovery in the economy will now proceed. The object less is that Janet is the first new
"Evita". Paving the way for the real deal Hillary. All the Daisy Mays will now be inspired to work themselves to the bone to fulfill the roll model.
Leaving the Lil Abner's now to say "Put 'em back the way they wuz." But it may already be too late.
All that I know for certain about the policy of the FED is that they will continue or intensify the war against savers.
I give up and will withdraw.
No Soup for you!. That's savers, seniors and serfers begging for a worldly ZIRPly return for their lifely savings.
Fuck you Yellin
Enter the Patsy to take the wheel just before the economy's death rattle. TPTB will have a woman and a black man to blame when the wheels come off. Alas If only we had a shitty old white man to save the day!