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Boehner Explains Why He Is About To Kick Can, Fold - Live Webcast

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The Speaker of the House has a plan - apparently - that enables the debt-limit "can" to be kicked 6-weeks down the line to Nov 22nd in a "clean" bill that appears dirtied by the lack of a CR for the government shutdown (though including a broader budget talks process). Democrats are already pushing for an end-2014 debt-ceiling extension that McConnell says "wil not fly." We look forward to hearing from Boehner on how this is not a "fold" and how the rank-and-file will agree to this... see you in six-weeks... (and while stocks are incapable of discounting anything that far out, T-Bills are starting to price in that reality).

But:. U.S. HOUSE REPUBLICAN LAWMAKERS CONCERNED THAT CLEAN DEBT LIMIT INCREASE WOULD NOT FORCE OBAMA TO NEGOTIATE-SENIOR REPUBLICAN AIDE

And: HOUSE REPUBLICAN LEADERS PLAN TO PRESENT PROPOSED SHORT-TERM DEBT LIMIT HIKE TO WHITE HOUSE ON THURSDAY; WANT TO SEE WHAT OBAMA OFFERS IN RETURN-SENIOR REPUBLICAN LAWMAKER

As Bloomberg notes,

President Barack Obama said he would accept a short-term increase in the debt limit without policy conditions and that he would negotiate on broader fiscal and health-care policy after the debt limit is raised and the shutdown ends. Many Republicans want to tie the debt-limit increase to party priorities such as cuts in entitlement programs. It’s unclear whether rank-and-file members will agree to the leadership’s proposal.

 

Reid must gain support from at least six Republicans. One way to do that would be to promise votes on Republican-backed amendments that Democrats could defeat, the aide said. A second vote with a 60-vote threshold would be required. Republican leaders have been meeting with party members to talk about ideas.

 

Representative Paul Ryan, a Wisconsin Republican and chairman of the House Budget Committee, advocates starting broader budget negotiations with Democrats. “Within the Republican caucus, there’s no agreement, and this is the challenge we’ve had all along,” Representative Chris Van Hollen of Maryland, the top Democrat on the House Budget Committee, said today on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” program. Van Hollen said lawmakers “shouldn’t be tying raising the debt ceiling to any specific demand.” Still, he said, “we welcome the opportunity to have a discussion on the budget.” 

 

 


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Thu, 10/10/2013 - 10:57 | 4041434 McMolotov
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The Weeping Cheeto strikes again.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:04 | 4041439 Hedgetard55
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Funny.

 

+55.

 

 

Bonehead.

 

I wonder why it took President Purple Lips so long to get Boner that case of Johnny Walker Blue?

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:07 | 4041471 hedgeless_horseman
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MOAR Debt = The responsiblething to do

MOAR Debt = Moar interest income to passive investors

MOAR Debt = Moar collateral for fractional reserve banking

MOAR Debt = Moar money for politicians to buy votes

MOAR Debt = Moar money for banks to buy politicians

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:10 | 4041491 YBNguy
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Boner explains why he will cave, same reason Justice Roberts caved on the PPACA: NSA blackmail

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:12 | 4041503 Bay of Pigs
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The cheap suit folds. Why are people surprised?

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:15 | 4041527 Anusocracy
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I hope they use a cheap card table for his tombstone when he dies.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:23 | 4041550 Stuart
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Boner has now lost any remaining shred of credibility and may as well resign, now.  Obama is laughing his ass off at him.   

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:27 | 4041570 NRGIsFree
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Maybe just maybe.. they both work for the same banks.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:33 | 4041595 camaro68ss
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I like to call him boner, because lets face it, there all abunch of dicks.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:36 | 4041622 e_goldstein
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Personally I think Bohner is more of a cunt.

 

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:38 | 4041614 El Oregonian
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Boner rises to the challenge to give numbnuts cover, right on cue...

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:45 | 4041647 rbg81
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Bohner is absolutely fucking worthless.  Seriously, where do they find these people?

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:55 | 4041694 Crash Overide
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It went from "the whole world is watching" to "the whole world is laughing"...

The revolution may not be televised but the circus is.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 12:13 | 4041757 Son of Captain Nemo
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"Seriously, where do they find these people?"...

Why the American people vote for them of course? And keep rewarding them with a new term even when they keep fucking up! Doesn't say much for the "Buckeye State" but why pick on Ohio when there is "so much love" to spread around?

After reading todays headlines on ZH why even bother trying to change it? Expending needless energy here certainly isn't fixing it and the best part is Boner and the rest of the criminal accomplices that he works (with and for) know it too!

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:13 | 4041506 Groundhog Day
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MOAR Debt = Lower Gold Prices....Naturally

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:08 | 4041480 max2205
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Boner....your shitty career is OVER

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:22 | 4041546 earnyermoney
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I disagree.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:26 | 4041572 Bay of Pigs
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Exactly. He is doing what he is told. Nothing moar. It is a pathetic joke.

Send in the Clowns...

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:27 | 4041579 Dr. No
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A) he can get a cush lobbyist job

B) if they didnt fire him after TARP, there is no way a small budget issue is going to change the minds of his district.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:20 | 4041541 Stoploss
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FUCK YOU BOHNEHEAD........................

 

Fuck you.....

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:21 | 4041551 f16hoser
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Could not have said it any better myself. No wait, Fuck You and Die Boner! How's that?

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:14 | 4041516 Renewable Life
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Of course they will fold, the fucking GOP party platform says NOTHING about opposeing an increase in the debt ceiling, it says nothing about not funding a government in deficit budgets, it says nothing about spending unlimited funds on the MIC or domestic welfare!

How the fuck do expect these people to suddenly stand for things they really don't believe in?????

Until we elect these spineless, narrasistic, weasel politicians under a specific platform, that everyone understands going in, it's a charade and all we are seeing now in Paul Ryan jockeying for attention for his run at class clown president in 16!

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:21 | 4041543 McMolotov
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Republicans talk a good limited government game, but they never back it up with action. You'd think folks would have caught on by now, but too many focus on the side issues like gay marriage and abortion.

If the only area of disagreement between the two parties is social issues, we don't actually have two parties. We have one party that's figured out how to keep everyone distracted while they plug us in the ass.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:33 | 4041593 PivotalTrades
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That has only become true during the last 15 to 20 years. Prior there was a difference as to the size and responsibility of the government. However, as the population became less self relient the GOP found it was becoming more difficult to win elections and decided to join the Dems in their vote buying scheme. Until we the people defeat the vested interest of the Teachers Union which has indoctrinated our populus into beleiving that there is a free lunch to be provived by the "Government" we are doomed. Youir enemy and the enemy of the nation is your neighbor who indoctrinatres your children for there own interest.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:47 | 4041654 pods
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15-20 years?

pods

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 12:05 | 4041685 PivotalTrades
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The first GWB who believed that Reaganomics was voodoo.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 12:28 | 4041829 Renewable Life
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Lol, your off in lala land, ya the teachers unions are just ONE of an equal dozen problems that plague this Country!!!

You want to defeat the teachers unions, start by limiting the funds they can tax out of the population, you want to defeat the big banks, start by limiting the funds they can get from spending without end politics and money printing, you want to defeat the wars without end, start by limiting the amount of taxes that can be levied and the money printing, you want to defeat the welfare state, start by limiting the taxes and money printing.......

Are you starting to see a pattern here????? Stop focusing on any ONE micro issue and wake the fuck up to the only issue!!!! We either stop spending, printing, and taxing the hell out of the Country, or nothing else matters, and the #1 way to bring it ALL to a halt, is dont raise that fucking debt ceiling another penny!!!

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:36 | 4041610 DosZap
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This is like a BAD Soap Opera, like As the World Burns.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:01 | 4041444 Silver_K-9
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Yo Z-Hedgers what does "BTFATH" mean...? Thx in ADV!

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:02 | 4041454 smlbizman
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buy the fucking all time high

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:08 | 4041476 Sweet Chicken
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Boehner

Tans

For

Another

Hour

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:02 | 4041456 SillySalesmanQu...
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Buy The Fucking All Time High

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:06 | 4041463 McMolotov
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Buy tobacco, firearms, alcohol, Twinkies, and heroin.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:12 | 4041496 Dr. Engali
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You buy twinkies and I'll buy thirty ought six.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:14 | 4041511 hedgeless_horseman
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Buy tobacco, firearms, alcohol,

...toiletpaper and helmet.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:25 | 4041563 DaveyJones
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buy Tobacco, Firearms, Alcohol, Then Hookers

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:34 | 4041599 Hippocratic Oaf
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You don't buy hookers, you rent them.

So you can tell them when it's time to fucking leave.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:34 | 4041611 DaveyJones
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don't say "fucking leave," that will confuse them

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:15 | 4041512 ponyboy96
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If you can find some...still looking for 9mm, 22, 40, 45, etc...556 a plenty though

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:19 | 4041539 SheepDog-One
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gunbot.com....plenty of all that there.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:20 | 4041542 Dr. Engali
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Finding ammo is not an issue if you know where to look:

 

http://www.gunbot.net/ 

 

This site filters all the ammo sites by cost and whether or not the supplier has it in stock.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:48 | 4041664 knightowl77
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Been there - they have a good selection for almost any caliber

 

Still shocking to see the price of .22LR thanks to this adminstration's policies

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 12:31 | 4041838 rpboxster
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Cabela's has 1000rd boxes of 22LR in stock at $50.  That's about as low as I've seen it in awhile.  Still cant' find 9mm or 223 at a decent price, tho.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:35 | 4041604 superflex
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9 and 22 are the shortages here.  45 acp and 5.56 are a plenty.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:16 | 4041517 TeamDepends
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You'd be surprised what you can catch with a Twinkie trap.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:25 | 4041561 SquirrelButtDan
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Tru dat

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:32 | 4041601 DaveyJones
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you can even beat a murder rap

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:10 | 4041498 Australian Economist
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'Bernanke that fucking asshole tastes horrible' - Yellen, Fed Nomination Speech 2013 

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:02 | 4041447 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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I wonder what Harry's days were like as Head of the Gaming Commission in Nevada.

Only have one source for that, one of the all time great movies ...

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:10 | 4041500 The Gooch
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"Weeping Cheetoh"

+1000

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:01 | 4041449 1000yrdstare
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cool, more time to stack .223 and 9mm

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:07 | 4041470 Headbanger
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And 7.62x39 and 556 and 30-06 and don't forget the CLP!

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:15 | 4041514 TBT or not TBT
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x51. Go 7.62 NATO or 308 WIN if you want to make them count.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:35 | 4041613 LFMayor
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I've been using ATF, transmission fluid myself and think it's freakin great.  Lot's cheaper than CLP, too.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:12 | 4041509 DosZap
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cool, more time to stack .223 and 9mm

 

Useless,(except for Zombies) go min of .300WM, preferably .338 Lapua.(the above will not work on TL IV vests now std issue.)

 

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:37 | 4041626 TBT or not TBT
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7.62 NATO ought to do fine, but tens of millions of deer rifles out there punch much harder still. 7mm magnum has been common for many decades and punches through half inch steel plate leaving a frozen splash of liquefied metal even a couple hundred yards out. But go bigger if you like.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:01 | 4041452 TeamDepends
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On todays episode of As The Debt Churns, a limp Boehner caves again....

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:04 | 4041458 earnyermoney
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The Weeping Cheeto! You should Trademark that name. LOL Frito-Lay makes Cheeto's right? Each bag could come with a Weeping Cheeto action figure.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:04 | 4041459 FuzzyDunlop21
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No balls! 

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:06 | 4041466 Dr. Engali
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Boner must have French ancestors. The only things he knows how to do is cry and surrender.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:09 | 4041495 Ralph Spoilsport
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The picture of him that Drudge has up right now makes him look like a pedo-bear (or a French-Canadian).

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:18 | 4041530 J Pancreas
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Wow. Went to Drudge to see for myself and you weren't kidding. Way creepier than the dozens of Florida Orangemen pics I've seen of him.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:06 | 4041467 Widowmaker
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The only plan is to fuck over savers and risk averse and ensure government extortion of its citizens.

Love, Kangaroo Kongress

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:07 | 4041473 roadhazard
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Bring on the whiner.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:06 | 4041475 yogibear
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As usual the republicans fold and  Boehner cries.

The republican party as we know it is done. They will loose the house as well. Not that it matters much as we have a democratic and democratic lite pary now.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:17 | 4041528 DosZap
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As usual the republicans fold and  Boehner cries.

The republican party as we know it is done. They will loose the house as well. Not that it matters much as we have a democratic and democratic lite pary now.

 

Respectfully,disagree, even the Libs, and liberal College students are blaming the ENTIRE deal on the Dems, and Esp the Leader(or lack of).MAJOR backfire in 2014.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:53 | 4041680 knightowl77
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Concur, for once the spines on the Repubs have stiffened a bit

They need to be encouraged to do more - to use the full Power of the Purse and cut up Obama's credit cards for good

It also seems that a lot of people are recognizing that the obama admin is going out of its way to make this partial shutdown worse than it actually should be

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:58 | 4041696 viahj
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the "Free Shit Army" will never vote Republican (Libertarian maybe) but even if they did "WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?"

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:09 | 4041478 TBT or not TBT
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Maybe the strategy is to make the statists go nuts publically for another few weeks, doing things like preventing vets from visiting outdoor monuments, closing off highway pullouts that have good views, and causing crypto fascist columnists to call for martial law. It took 30 something months between watergate and impeachment, and o zero has done much worse. It is important to render this anti American shithead an object of contempt. The Obamacare rollout is helping of course, and worse is yet to come.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:52 | 4041672 aerojet
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The complete lie of a "shutdown" has only emphasized just how many people are on the dole and who cannot see their own part in the mess.  The veterans, the widows if KIA, the SS recipients, all the way down to the FSA EBT card holders are all full of shit!  No more sacred cows, just cut it all, across the board and stop with all the bleeding heart crap nonsense from each special interest party.  The alternative is for all of us to experience quite possibly the worst calamity since WWII.  Do we really want that?

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:09 | 4041483 Jim in MN
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If he remains a Speaker this will end in (more) tears. 

No sign yet he'll be forced out. Cantor and Ryan got no stones.

Some revolution. 

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:16 | 4041534 earnyermoney
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Cantor and Ryan are butt buddies with William Kristol. It's no secret that William Kristol hates the Taxed Enough Allready folks.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:07 | 4041485 Pumpkin
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And who the hell is surprised?  An illusion, granted a piss poor illusion, of choice is all we have in DC.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:08 | 4041486 Iam_Silverman
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I see that the 10 year Treasury is up above 2.7% again.  Is this from jubilation that the debt limit will be raised, or due to consternation that the debt limit will be raised?

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:16 | 4041520 TBT or not TBT
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Both

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:09 | 4041493 SillySalesmanQu...
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I'm beginning to think that when Boehner goes to talk to the Tea Partiers, they put him on the end of a stick and toast him like a marshmallow...hence the orange glow.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:14 | 4041521 earnyermoney
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No need for Boner to talk to the Taxed Enough Allready folks. Red/Blue fascists are trying their damdest to marginalize those people.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:17 | 4041502 yogibear
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Next Reid, Obama and Pelosi push for a new constitution.

Expect the weak republicans to buckle.

http://www.oftwominds.com/blogoct13/constitution-parody10-13.html

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:17 | 4041519 tahoebumsmith
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Oh and look at the wicked witch of the West clapping away. Can't believe it was only a short 5 years and 8 TRILLION dollars ago when she gave this speech about the irresponsible spending under George Bush? LOL

Only need to watch the first 2 mins to puke!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeEK4NJ4kM8

 

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:46 | 4041523 socalbeach
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.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:17 | 4041525 buzzsaw99
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boehner holds a gun to his own head, wants to negotiate. :bizarre:

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:18 | 4041536 y3maxx
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Waiting for World War folks.

USSA cannot risk losing USA Dollar as World Currency Reserve,

Yet, Obama is doing everything possible to accomplish the USSA Dollar's collapse.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:21 | 4041544 TBT or not TBT
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This is the kind of fundamental transformation he was talking about. Change!

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:17 | 4041538 Seize Mars
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News Headline:
"After Thinking About it Carefully, Government Decides to Give Itself What It Wants"

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:22 | 4041548 GrinandBearit
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Market will eventually collapse, but not because of the stuff they are lamenting over right now.

All of this is a complete and utter shit show.  Best to ignore it all.

 

 

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 12:08 | 4041726 viahj
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if you ignore it all, then you might miss the timing of the meltdown and when TSHTF, timing is everything.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:22 | 4041552 blindman
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Wednesday October 9 9:00am
against the grain,
surviving progress.

http://archive.wbai.org/#ankor25

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:23 | 4041558 firstdivision
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He's running a bit behind as Boehner, Obama, and bank CEO's are trying to finalize Boehner's speech so they can transfer more wealth from the middle/lower classes to themselves.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:26 | 4041564 QQQBall
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Boner - wow, the republicans won't even be a modest speed bump for the next 3.5 years. Throw THEM ALL OUT! 

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:25 | 4041568 MFLTucson
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Turn this matter over to Cruz and get rid of Bonier.  Hopeful about Obamas behavior is laughable!

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:25 | 4041569 blindman
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT9FfECB8A8
BBC's Surviving Progress (2011) HDTV

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:28 | 4041571 JR
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This is the time to stand strong and count the advantages the Republicans have for winning a delay in Obamacare.

A repeal of Obamacare is not possible while Obama is president because he will veto it; but delaying indefinitely its funding accomplishes the same purpose.

During this shutdown, the rollout of the Obamacare sign-up program has proven so bad that each day it is diminishing Obama’s position, suggesting that a one-year delay in the individual mandate is only reasonable.

Rich Lowry in Politico today (yes, the leftist website) labels the Affordable Care Act signup: “Train Wreck: the Obamacare Rollout.”

An extension to deal with the debt limit could actually give the Republicans some breathing room while more problems develop with the signups and states begin to fight Obama’s punishment technique over the shutdown.

Examples:

At least one Utah county is moving toward civil disobedience in opening its national monument to visitors to prevent a substantial loss of community revenue (San Juan County).

The state of Arizona is trying hard to reopen the Grand Canyon and would fund the cost itself, so far denied by Obama but this pressure is bound to lead to confrontation.

Veterans’ groups vow to up the pressure to relieve the punishment concerning memorials and dedicative sites…

The point is this is going to get rough because the public sector now is pushing the private sector; these communities are losing money, and they are going to push back. And the Republicans stand ready to provide the bills that would provide the funding for the monuments.

These contentions over Obamacare are considerably more significant than health care; they constitute an all out assault on America’s capitalistic free enterprise contract society. It is time for everyone to pick a side - and for the Republicans to stand their ground.

This is not a fight among kids, and it is not theater; this is a fight between Americans and the only kids involved are the ill-informed, frivolous, uneducated media jackals.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 12:10 | 4041733 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  These contentions over Obamacare are considerably more significant than health care; they constitute an all out assault on America’s capitalistic free enterprise contract society

Yeah,  I'm sick of all these worthless OldFarts who think they are entitled to unlimited hip-replacement surgery. 

End the socialist Medicare scam along with Obamacare.   Let these OldFarts die.

(Get yer socialist hands off my Medicare, I'm entitled to that free motor-scooter!)

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 15:30 | 4042489 Bazza McKenzie
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Says one of the Obamaphone, EBT-mooching younger farts.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:29 | 4041586 QQQBall
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It should only take 10 seconds. 

 

We don't have the stomach to carry on - you win barry, don't rub our noses in it too hard. 

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 12:37 | 4041851 monad
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This is just whores negotiating the price. We're sold. Think of creative ways to ratfuck the bastards

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:29 | 4041589 SillySalesmanQu...
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Ha! This ought to be good for at least, another 300-400 point Dow jump...

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:31 | 4041590 Zer0head
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One has to wonder if this was the real plan contrived by the up to now invisible evil twins of Cantor and Ryan and their brother from another mother Barry

 

In a two week period they have disemboweled both the Tea Party and Boner and secured the dems in power for a generation.  Can you say President Chelsea?

 

The good news / bad news

first the bad news - President Hillary for two terms followed by President Chelsea and or Michelle

next the good news -- those bastard republican traitors will never be in power again as the real Tea Party is about to be born

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:33 | 4041598 RacerX
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I believe this whole drama was to shut up the Tea Party folks.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 13:00 | 4041934 Charles Bishop ...
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Yeah, It's being strung together right now from loose strands of whiny-ass lounge lizard DNA & pulp-mill effluvia as we speak; LIVE from KochBrothers(tm) Labs! You sincerely THINK those billionaire racist fucks will let ANYONE 'ordinary' have a look in? Please. there are too many real problems that cannot be fixed by an infusion of hicks. Let's just get on with it and join the rest of the world in the 22nd Century before it's too late.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:33 | 4041594 RiverDrifter
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What a magnificent waste of time that was.  

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:32 | 4041597 QQQBall
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Wookie for President - not happening. 

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:33 | 4041605 tahoebumsmith
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WTF was that? It was a whole of nothing, just some more spackel and paint

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:36 | 4041624 whoopsing
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And caulk, lots and lots of caulk

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:34 | 4041608 blindman
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arrest them all for gambling and manipulation
of the basis for the credit default swaps market
and contributing to the delinquency of minors.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:37 | 4041617 Hail Spode
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The French are envious at how quickly the GOP can surrender.  (PS- I think the French are under-rated. Most of their wars were against Germany and England.  That's a tough conference).

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:37 | 4041620 uncle_vito
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REPUBLCANS CAVED.   INSANE JACKASSES

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:38 | 4041629 monopoly
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Great photo Tyler. Perfect.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:42 | 4041635 monopoly
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And back above 15,000 on the worthless DOW. We are saved. And with Janet at the helm, what could possibly go wrong. I am buying NFLX AMZN CMG FB BBY and GS here. Cannot miss.

Oh my God, we are so screwed.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:41 | 4041637 QQQBall
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Did anyone notice? Looked like Boner was wearing knee pads?

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:53 | 4041681 JR
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@Many Republicans want to tie the debt-limit increase to party priorities such as cuts in entitlement programs. -- Bloomberg

In this and in all of the banker propaganda, the lie revolves around the word “many.” Through Huffington, Salon, Network News, Washington Post, Bloomberg, etc., this Bernays propaganda machine seeks, like Toyko Rose, a.k.a., John McCain, to demoralize the Republican opposition to Obamacare. The truth is that each member of Congress, particularly now in the Republican Party, are individuals not “moderates” nor “Tea Partiers” but are trying to represent their districts and stay in office with, not their opinions, but with their votes.

Bloomberg, et al., would lump them altogether in a force to raise the debt limit, fund Obamacare and get on with the financial elites’ year-end bonuses.

@ Representative Paul Ryan, a Wisconsin Republican and chairman of the House Budget Committee, advocates starting broader budget negotiations with Democrats.-- Bloomberg

Rep. Ryan is becoming the John McCain of the House, leading the fight for the Bob Rubin principle – balance the budget by cutting Social and Medicare. Like McCain, Ryan would fund Obamacare. How opportune for the Obamacare crowd that he "introduces" his "proposal" at this critical moment when the Republicans have the moral high ground.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 11:59 | 4041703 NOTaREALmerican
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Well,  it looks like the Red Team's desire to keep their manly crony-socialist scams going was more important than keeping the lazy brown-people from getting the same godless commy socialist health-care that the worthless OldFarts do.

Huh,  WhoCouldaKnowed.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 12:02 | 4041711 Debt Slave
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GOP = The Sissy Party

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 13:53 | 4042154 polo007
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http://www.treasury.gov/initiatives/pages/debtlimit.aspx

Debt Limit

The debt limit is the total amount of money that the United States government is authorized to borrow to meet its existing legal obligations, including Social Security and Medicare benefits, military salaries, interest on the national debt, tax refunds, and other payments. The debt limit does not authorize new spending commitments. It simply allows the government to finance existing legal obligations that Congresses and presidents of both parties have made in the past.

Failing to increase the debt limit would have catastrophic economic consequences. It would cause the government to default on its legal obligations – an unprecedented event in American history. That would precipitate another financial crisis and threaten the jobs and savings of everyday Americans – putting the United States right back in a deep economic hole, just as the country is recovering from the recent recession.

Congress has always acted when called upon to raise the debt limit. Since 1960, Congress has acted 78 separate times to permanently raise, temporarily extend, or revise the definition of the debt limit – 49 times under Republican presidents and 29 times under Democratic presidents. In the coming weeks, Congress must act to increase the debt limit. Congressional leaders in both parties have recognized that this is necessary. Recently, however, a number of myths about this issue have begun to surface.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 14:06 | 4042187 Bloodstock
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Hold your ground bitch, don't be a pussy.

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