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What Happens When A "Breaking Bad" Plot Goes Bad?

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While the following may look like a broken scene from "Breaking Bad" (one wonders just how much methylamine was on the train) we couldn't help but see the analogy of an oncoming train (no tunnel, so no warning light this time) of inevitable default, whether in one week or later, and the USA sat square across the tracks as reserve currency status (as we discussed last night) becomes increasingly challenged.

 

 

Or is this how Boehner will feel after today?

 

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Thu, 10/10/2013 - 19:17 | 4043189 StacksOnStacks
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It'll buff out.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 20:19 | 4043350 JuliaS
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100 gallons of diesel spilled and no fire.

Now let's try this with Model S.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 20:36 | 4043427 Big Brother
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Or, just have Michael Hastings drive it.  It'll find a way to explode.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 20:46 | 4043454 HulkHogan
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If it were jet fuel it would've burned for weeks as molten hot steel.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 20:49 | 4043462 g'kar
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Start a new season?

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 12:20 | 4045466 monkeyshine
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Holy smokes! Crazy.  What's crazy is the guy in the car filming is lucky that the rear cars didn't derail and start sliding out towards the back of his vehicle.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 20:51 | 4043467 macholatte
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Top 30 Worst Train Crashes in History Train Crash Compilation 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zrPNTDAtMQ


Thu, 10/10/2013 - 21:03 | 4043516 Serfs Up
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Ah ha ha ha!

 

I love how the guy gets out of the truck and then...wait for it...shuts the door.

 

Yeah, that's the right thing to do in that situation.  Good call.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 19:24 | 4043207 McMolotov
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Default! Yeah, bitch! Magnets!

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 20:10 | 4043337 boogerbently
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The liberal media is telling them Americans blame the GOP....so they believe it !

The dems refuse to negotiate, and America blames the GOP ??

Executive Order # 3704391:

You can be Prez as long as you want.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 20:04 | 4043328 mofreedom
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Those chinks make some poor quality methylamine...melamine though good foor baby food...adds viscocity.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 19:19 | 4043195 Frank N. Beans
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jeebus!!  i hope the guy got out. 

 

It's a great analogy to US insofar as it's hard to stop debt momentum from eventually causing collapse and crushing the dollah

 

 

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 19:22 | 4043198 drink or die
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And it feels right this time 
On his crash course with the big time 
Paid no mind to the distant thunder 
Today filled his head with wonder... boy 

Says it feels right this time 
Turn around and found the light lime 
Good day to be alive... sir 
Good day to be alive he said 

Then it comes to be that the soothing light 
At the end of your tunnel 
It's just a freight train comin your way 
Then it comes to be that the soothing light 
At the end of your tunnel 
It's just a freight train comin your way 

 

Don't it feel right like this 
All the pieces fall to his wish 
Sucker for that quick reward... boy 
Sucker for that quick reward they said 

Then it comes to be that the soothing light 
At the end of your tunnel 
It's just a freight train comin your way 

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 19:31 | 4043236 NoDebt
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I was told a long time ago that drinking doesn't solve anything.

But then again, who the hell said I was trying to solve anything?

Drink or Die, indeed.  I think I'll be having one after the kids get to bed in a couple hours.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 20:15 | 4043348 mofreedom
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Seriously, how do you take care of kids without drinking?. Mine are satiated with me...must be lite weight.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 20:26 | 4043394 Big Sky
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Thanks for that - nice with the SFO.

Never - if defined as a boundary, real or imagined, natural or imposed, can we break through?

Boundaries are being created to limit personal freedoms, to imposed financial servitude, to stifle our human spirit.

Does one accept these never-move-beyond concepts, or do we break through?

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 19:26 | 4043201 Cognitive Dissonance
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If they "default" they can always do what they did with Greece and just agree it wasn't a default. I'm serious. Once you start down the denial path anything is possible.

ANYTHING!

Rational is no longer even a consideration.

<From sublime to suicidal in a blink of the eye.>

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 19:36 | 4043246 NoDebt
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True, but back in reality land.... you can almost FEEL the capital of this country eyeballing the exits, sitting in chairs near every door that leads out.  If only they knew where to go once they were outdoors, they would already be gone.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 19:36 | 4043248 Seer
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Isn't this pretty much what happened in 1971?

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 19:50 | 4043269 Cognitive Dissonance
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A default is a default, of course, of course,

And no one can say it ain't a default, of course,

That is, of course, unless the default is the famous Mr. Buck.

 

Go right to the source and ask the note,

He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.

He's always on a steady course.

Talk to Mister Buck.

 

People yakkity-yak on Wall Street and waste away the day

But Mr. Buck will never default unless he has someone to pay.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 19:45 | 4043271 A Lunatic
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This time is different though.........

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 19:54 | 4043287 Seer
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Actually it is.  This time around the USD is the world's reserve currency.  I suspect that if it weren't it would have long since blew up.  Too many folks out there holding USDs and not wanting to make too quick a move lest trigger a certain collapse (in which case debating over what "default" means is kind of moot).

It has everything to do with the USD.  As Paul Craig Roberts put it, POTUS could just declare a national emergency (thanks to the powers enacted during the Bush era); the Fed could lend the US govt whatever it needed to hold it over (which is really what's been happening anyway).  In a nutshell: all the talk about "default" is pretty much meaningless (yeah, debts matter, but at this point the debt is so huge that there's NO way out).

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 20:04 | 4043327 Cognitive Dissonance
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".....but at this point the debit is so huge that there's NO way out."

No way out without consequences.

There actually IS a way out......but it requires lots of pain all around. So they would rather watch as the gangarene travels up the leg and into the torso.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 21:09 | 4043533 Nobody
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In response to my wife's damning of all that is political, I reminded her that we have had the greatest existence of any human beings in the history of mankind, and we did it by sacrificing our children's future by our lifestyle.
We cried together over our shame and then had another glass of Pinot.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 19:22 | 4043208 22winmag
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Don't derail me bro!

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 19:25 | 4043213 NOTaREALmerican
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Hope the train crew was ok.  

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 19:25 | 4043220 rubearish10
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Holy Smokes! By Golly!

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 19:27 | 4043221 q99x2
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It is obvious the guy that videotaped it was the one that parked the truck on the tracks.

Real men don't use "Dude"

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 20:15 | 4043343 SunRise
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Great Observation Q99x2!   When the videographer was a boy, he used to put pennies, then nickles, then quarters on the train tracks - COOOOOL, but that got old.  It's the same approach they use for QE.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 19:30 | 4043232 NoDebt
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When you really don't care what happens to the country so long as you win your political fight, you can take any damned position you want.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 19:32 | 4043237 Uber Vandal
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Actually, this train wreck is a MUCH better anology:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azV5bC2br-Q

At 1:09, the train starts to go off the rails

At 1:14, you can see the consequences starting to form in the distance

At 1:26, there is not a thing you can do but sit back with some popcorn and watch everything unfold in front of you....

 

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 19:32 | 4043239 blindman
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Chuck Berry. 05 - She Was The Beer Drinkin' Woman - BBC Theatre,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45MYIE3MgJ8
.
Til the Money Runs Out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHl7HEQt0C4

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 19:37 | 4043250 lolmao500
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/psychiatrists-deeply-concerned-for-5-of...

Psychiatrists Deeply Concerned For 5% Of Americans Who Approve Of Congress

Satire? It shouldn't be.

New service automatically connects your phone to a random member of Congress so you can yell at them

http://drunkdialcongress.org/

Lulz.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 20:00 | 4043307 Winston Churchill
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When I was a drunk, I thought the world was full of arseholes.

Now I'm sober, I know it is,

Most ZH commentators excluded,

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 19:58 | 4043303 bankonzhongguo
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This is still all theater.

Boner is a drunk and everyone knows it.  He has more skeletons in the closet, so like too many closet-subs, he is a hard drinking ass in public and wears a Little Bo-peep outfit in the weekend dungeon. He will cave and the rest of the RINOs will jump in bed with the New American Fascist Party AKA the Democrats.

Cantor is another RINO, who will make sure Reid, Lew and the Fed (Obama is irrelevant) get what they need to keep the ship upright. 

There are trillions more to be printed before the curtain closes.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 23:34 | 4043898 Nick Jihad
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Don't see why you're hating on Boehner - he's been pretty tenacious so far. As for his drinking? What's his brand? - maybe i should try it.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 20:05 | 4043329 John McCloy
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Hey we got the markets up.. Can't we just pretend again tomorrow we have another deal and get another 28 SP points...
"And these are your markets.. Welcome to the recovery.."
- Timmy Biden

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 20:44 | 4043445 Running On Bing...
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I wish I could see these videos, I don't have javascript or whatever so all I see is a black box where the video should be. There's not even a link posted for the video, but whatever...

I'll just use my imagination, so The train conductor was smoking meth and Ron Paul was watching as Ben Shalom got ran over by the train? Am I close?

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 23:38 | 4043903 Nick Jihad
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Two guys are filming from quite a distance, a tractor-trailer rig that is stuck on a railroad as a train approaches. The driver gets out of the truck. A short time later, the train plows thru the truck as if it were made of cardboard.  The guys watching make earthly exclamations like "Holeeee Shheeeet!" "Damn....".   Hope this helps.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 20:53 | 4043476 squexx
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Too bad some congresscritters weren't in the truck!

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 00:20 | 4043550 are we there yet
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I am glad the truck driver escaped. Would he like a job driving stretch limos for lobbyists and senators?

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 21:48 | 4043649 manhattanexile
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There IS light at the end of the tunnel... problem is there's MORE THAN ONE LIGHT, each coming from BOTH DIRECTIONS, and there's ONLY ONE TRACK

 

We are TOAST

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 09:36 | 4044693 Reader1
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Hey, that train is The Comet and it has Kip Chalmers on it and it has to get to California ASAP.  So I don't care if it IS an old coal-burning engine-send it through the Taggart Tunnel NOW or it's your job. 

What could go wrong?

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 22:25 | 4043740 khakuda
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My guess is that it doesn't happen now with all this debt ceiling nonsense.  Yet another fabricated crisis, like Syria and countless others, to be magically resolved so the markets can rally another 10%.  I imagine the trainwreck happens with Yellen in the engineers car.  It will be because she decides to announce ZIRP until 2020 minimum, that QE continues until unemployment hits 4% at a minimum and unless inflation hits 5%.  She believes in the free lunch and feels there are no consequences to QE, NGDP targeting and ZIRP because there haven't been consequences as of yet.  She wants to be able to walk into a room and say, "You think Greenspan and Bernanke had balls?  Well, check THESE out!"  She has the blinders on and is looking at the stupid 2 part mandate and saying she should do more because she isn't meeting the mandate.  It's that simple.

Romer, who is Yellen's best chum, was on Charlie Rose basically saying that Janet feels the Fed should be doing even more and that it is too soon to pare back.

It is up to the markets to break the lunacy and, as of yet, they don't seem up to the task.  But they will.  They always do eventually.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 22:58 | 4043838 saltedGold
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Didn't that guy know that he was supposed to get all worked up and excited and point the camera down right before the impact while screaming swear words? /s

 

Seriously though, I hope nobody was hurt...unless the truck cab was stuffed full of bankers.

 

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 09:26 | 4044633 Reader1
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Oh, I thought you were supposed to just keep saying WHOAH!  JEEPERS!  WOWIE!  GEEWHIZ!  WHOAH!  WOWIE-ZOWIE!

I know that's how Edward R. Murrow did WWII.  "Hello, I'm speaking to you now from London.  It's quiet.  Very quiet.  The Germans are expected overhead at any..." BOOM!    "WHOAH!  WHOAH!  WOW!  THAT WAS A BIIIIIIIIG EXPLOSION!  WHOAH!  WOW!  GEEE-WHIZ!"

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