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In a day driven higher by one after another "optimistic" headline, it was natural that any bad news would be reported just after the close. Which is why we expect the White House press secretary Carney to have saved any negative news for the just started press conference. Watch it live below.

And sure enough:

 

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Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:11 | 4046307 RacerX
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Carney is so full of shit. Nothing but empty rhetoric, taglines, other assorted bullshit. So sick of this admin.. den of thieves.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:12 | 4046315 Millivanilli
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FUCK THE GOVT.

 

CC NSA

 

 

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:28 | 4046348 Pool Shark
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Carney: "Default, blah, blah,... default, blah, blah, blah,... default, blah,... default, default, blah, blah......"

 

He keeps using that word, I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:30 | 4046364 knukles
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God has answered our prayers.
Halleluiah!

there's nothing but blank where he's supposed to be talking on my screen

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:49 | 4046406 Enslavethechild...
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My interpretation of all this is that the wealth is going to be even more concentrated in the top 0.00001% from now on.

The rest of us will be eating canned dog food in FEMA camps.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:33 | 4046532 TheFourthStooge-ing
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OK, Carney, back to work. A kid threw up on the Tilt-A-Whirl and I need you to go clean it up.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:56 | 4046591 akak
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I bet he has small hands and smells of cabbage.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:34 | 4046376 StacksOnStacks
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Drone strike in 3.. 2.. 1..

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:02 | 4046451 whirlybird rules
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Yes!  That is what they do here in Europe.  And you know what?.. with a little help from the Central Banks & BIS, they keep everything nice and quiet with a constant tilt toward higher stock prices, lower commodity prices, strong Euro and low bond yields.  The new normal.. I don't know when we will see normal - relatively free - markets again.  Europe is in bad shape and will continue to be so for years, despite all the rhetoric, and our Central Bank friends take care of their central bank friends. 

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:13 | 4046309 Deathrips
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Obamas an idiot. Thats probably not his name...its just his stage name..i wonder what boners real name is.

 

Fuck em all.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:42 | 4046555 gmrpeabody
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That's the beauty of it..., his real name IS Boner. He changed it because all the kids were teasing him about it.

(sarc)

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:14 | 4046314 Pool Shark
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THERE IS NO DANGER OF DEFAULT!!!

We have far more revenue than needed to meet our legal obligations.

Sheesh...

 

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:59 | 4046437 Chupacabra-322
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Douche baggery at its finest.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:01 | 4046448 walküre
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Sure, soon we can even save some of that excess revenue!

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:14 | 4046316 Tsar Pointless
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No.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:16 | 4046318 TeamDepends
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We got us a convoy!  Truckers rollin' into D.C., this is for you!  TIME HAS COME TODAY!!!

The Chambers Brothers - Time Has Come Today
Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:16 | 4046320 fooshorter
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Fuck you Carney you meaningless patsy. The fucking MSM puppets in front of you give you preapproved soft ball questions that you can't even handle. I won't insult 'shit' by mentioning your name in the same sentance.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:20 | 4046332 MsCreant
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At least with shit, there is the hope of compost and good nutrition out of decay. Because they won't let it fail, even the hope of shit is not possible.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:27 | 4046352 knukles
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Sure wish Wilbur Mills was still around to show 'em how it was done.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:22 | 4046327 ebworthen
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"There is no reason that American's should be denied paying $360 a month for health insurance with a $5,800 deductible - or the opportunity for the FED and Treasury to create debt serfs of their children and grandchildren!  This is America after all!"

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:20 | 4046331 Fix It Again Timmy
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Watching a piece of fresh dog shit dry out is a better use of your time....

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:06 | 4046447 bdub2
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Your post harkens back to another of the great traditions of the once proud nation of the Native American (whatever happened to those dudes...oh well...I digress) wherein they'd name a member of the tribe with actual words/phrases that capture their inherent nature:

Hence Carney now may go by:          Fresh Dog Shit Drying Out          (Shit Dry for short). 

New names for each congress scum! and special ones for the likes of Oboy...Yellin...Tim. Real good ones for these top bile vermin.

Go in Peace.

edit:

Other ideas after reading further posts:    Carney= Fuck You You meaningless Patsy........or simply: Fucking Douchebag Liar or even:   Dances With Head Up Rectum

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:18 | 4046500 SubjectivObject
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He Who's Not Qualified To Fill Baghdad Bob's Shoe

or NQTFBBS

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:20 | 4046334 Encroaching Darkness
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My nausea limit kicked in too quick, I'll have to wait for the NYSlimes version of Carney's propaganda to get the (overfull, drippy, flatulently-overhyped) overflowing story.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:23 | 4046338 HaroldWang
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Nope. Nothing negative here. Just more "everyone talking", etc. /ES ramped right to close. Mkt doesn't care if no deal is reached on weekend. It will be yet another BTD on any small pull back

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:25 | 4046347 lolmao500
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Wow Carney is one incompetent dude. This guy is the spokesman? REALLY?

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:38 | 4046381 Everybodys All ...
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He is a nonstop liar.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:38 | 4046384 ebworthen
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Yes, but he has that boyish charm and cute glasses!

Substance!?  You want substance from the Executive Branch!?

Next you'll be asking for CONgressional Representatives that actually represent their Constituents!?!?

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:26 | 4046349 Chupacabra-322
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Hey, I'd ask Jay why The Federal Gov continues to arm, fund & train via The State Dep/CIA through NATO, Turkey & Saudi Arabia the same Terror Organizations(AL-CIA-duh) they then claim to protect The American People from?

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:26 | 4046350 Chupacabra-322
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Hey, I'd ask Jay why The Federal Gov continues to arm, fund & train via The State Dep/CIA through NATO, Turkey & Saudi Arabia the same Terror Organizations(AL-CIA-duh) they then claim to protect The American People from?

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:30 | 4046365 Tenshin Headache
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That's why you're not in the White House press room.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:29 | 4046354 lolmao500
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This fuck is repeating the ``default`` lie yet again... won't one of these journalists hacks tell him to his face that's he's full of shit already?

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:32 | 4046370 blindman
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ought reflecting should?
call bullshit right there on
basis of psycho-linguistic elementals.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:06 | 4046462 WonderDawg
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Say again?

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:34 | 4046371 blindman
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ought reflecting should?
call bullshit right there on
basis of psycho-linguistic elementals.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:15 | 4046487 blindman
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done , thanks !

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:35 | 4046372 lolmao500
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Yeah we'll cut the deficit... over 10 years! Lulz!

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:36 | 4046373 JR
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It’s jumping the walls of Washington, D.C., the fight against Obamacare. As the race for New Jersey's U.S. Senate race tightens unexpectedly,  Sarah Palin heads to New Jersey to support Steven Lonegan and NY Mayor Michael Bloomberg puts $1 million on the nose of Cory Booker, an Obama rubber-stamper if ever there was one.

Lonegan is a dynamo, if you’ve ever heard him speak, and he can do this even up against the Empire State banking establishment that's trying to spread its influence across the Hudson - if his donations continue to build.

So far, the lies on Obamacare have dominated the political and media types in Washington, D.C. But because of a rising national tide against government health care the politicians are going to discover there’s more to the United States than the Beltway.

That's why Independence USA, New York Mayor Bloomberg’s super-political action committee is putting $1 million into New Jersey’s tighter–than-expected U.S. Senate race to support Democrat Booker against Republican Lonegan.

Lonegan has charged that Booker has been a failure as mayor of New Jersey’s largest city, Newark, and that the only economic development in the rapidly imploding city has been in Booker’s bank account.

Lonegan, a conservative Republican who says D.C. Republicans must stand firm on defunding Obamacare, is referring to Booker’s recent disclosure that he earned $3.9 million over the past 15 years, primarily through speaking engagements and settlements from a law firm where he once worked.

The shortened race to succeed Democrat Frank Lautenberg, who died June 3, will culminate Oct. 16 in a special general election. Turnout is expected to be low, as voters go to the polls on a Wednesday.

Booker “has done his best to paint Lonegan as out of step with voters in a state where Democrats outnumber Republicans by 700,000 voters,” according to Bloomberg news.

Says Bloomberg news “Independence USA is a political action committee that (Michael) Bloomberg founded in the final weeks before the Nov. 6, 2012 presidential election. He’s the sole donor to the fund, which had spent about $11 million as of earlier this year. To date the group has advertised against candidates supported by the National Rifle Association and supported those who favor gun control such as Booker…” and Obamacare.

http://go.bloomberg.com/political-capital/2013-10-07/booker-benefits-from-bloombergs-super-pac-1-million-in-new-jersey-race/

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:38 | 4046382 Tenshin Headache
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Carney just re-iterated "no negotiations".

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:38 | 4046385 superflex
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Fuck you Carney, you assmaggot.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:41 | 4046387 lolmao500
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DEFAULT DEFAULT DEFAULT! Repeat the lie till people believe it!

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:05 | 4046460 walküre
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there is a template

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:39 | 4046390 blindman
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the karma of supplying and supporting
terrorists has come home to roost. no?
..."there in lies the rub". .. snicker bar eating carney.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:43 | 4046401 Everybodys All ...
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People have to remember if Obama wants to transform America then default is his best pathway. This Marxist con man has the chance to blame the Tea party and at the same time usurp more executive power. If you think this dictator wannabe will not go down this path you have not been awake.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:52 | 4046422 Enslavethechild...
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Obama transform America? Obama is trying to defeat America. And succeeding.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:47 | 4046407 dot_bust
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Wow, Carney talks without actually saying anything. This guy is maddening.

These White House reporters are real pussies for not asking him real questions. If they want to do their jobs, they should ask him the following:

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:05 | 4046458 One of We
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If they want to do their jobs....

 

You assume their job is to be independent reporters of "news" lol....Real reports of news are not allowed on the White House campus. My error is to assume that any real journalists still exist in anything resembling the main stream media....

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:52 | 4046582 dot_bust
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You're right, and I'm always deluding myself into believing that a White House reporter will ask a real question.

I feel that by running head-first into a brick wall, I get the same level of satisfaction as watching that press conference.

 

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:48 | 4046409 quasimodo
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Carney, the name says it all folks. Put a clown nose on this asshole and make him the Ringling Bros. spokesperson.

I think the average clown has shitted twice the smarts this joker could ever hope to have,

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:47 | 4046410 quasimodo
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Dup

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:49 | 4046415 TrustWho
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Boehner should close the house and go home for the weekend.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:00 | 4046441 lolmao500
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Go home till Obama and Reid beg on TV.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:51 | 4046416 SheepDog-One
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'We'll keep putting on this show for a while to make the public believe they have any say in what actually happens, then slip them the weiner up the ass when they're not looking, as usual.'

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:06 | 4046469 jmcadg
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We're past that, it's eyes wide open - watch me fuck your ass. Know it's gonna hurt, and enjoy us laughing at you whilst we do it. Cunts.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:53 | 4046418 JR
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Carney is not talking to reporters; he’s talking to cast members of a stage play which is repeated almost daily for the benefit of headline writers throughout the country to give support to Obamacare. The reporters are merely a backdrop for the drama as it unfolds: Socialism in America.

It’s a stage play, not a comedy, but a tragedy. And the media has become its willing jesters.

And they use the carrot of “negotiations” as the trailers for their speech performances. Notice Carney talks, and talks and says nothing. But the headlines will spell out the White House spin.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:00 | 4046446 centerline
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Yup.  NPR has been working it for days.  So blatant now it is just comical.

Bring it on.  Let's take the spin to whole new level.

Regarding the debt ceiling - fuck it - go unlimited.  Let's get it on for real.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:54 | 4046429 Tenshin Headache
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"Open the government, remove the threat of default, and we will negotiate ..."

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 16:59 | 4046440 lolmao500
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So Carney just said that the budget deal will include a stimulus package and it will reduce the deficit? Lulz!

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:01 | 4046443 DOT
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The worm tries to walk back the vitriol that they hurled and can't stop spewing it. When he lies the press laughs.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:03 | 4046450 Serfs_Up
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How did Carney get his Gig, by meeting Barry at the Bath House Chi-Town?

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:02 | 4046452 gatorengineer
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Other sites are reporting a complete Boner Cave... ie. Drudge.  Prehaps they just released the news early?

 

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/house-gop-white-house-seeking-end-budget-fight

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:26 | 4046513 JR
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Don’t forget that Sen. Susan Collins of Maine, whom the Democrat media loves to quote,  and that includes the AP that authored this article, is one of the “25 Republican senators—led by Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Ky.) and Sen. John McCain (Ariz.)—who voted in favor of  invoking cloture on the House-passed continuing resolution to fund the government, thus putting Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D.-Nev.) in a position where he could strip the bill of its provisions defunding Obamacare with a simple party-line majority instead of the 60 votes needed on cloture.”

These senators the media is quoting, such as John McCain, are Republicans in name only; in practice they are toxic to conservative principles, i.e., they are useful idiots for the socialists to use to advance their agenda, such as Obamacare. They are Republican losers currying favor  in the hopeless quest that the media will like them.

Beward of them the same as if they were a WWII Tokyo Rose.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:04 | 4046454 More_sellers_th...
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Carney with his lawyerly condescending answers that never, ever answer anything can suck it.  He denegrates America every time he opens his mouth.  Where I grew up we say what we mean and mean what we say.  This pusillanimus shit has never uttered the truth in his life.  I am disgusted by the people that represent me and I detest the people that represent them.  How on Earth these maggots can sleep at night is beyond me.  Shits rise to the top. It is the only way they can feel important.  Never had an original idea to offer society.  My vomit bucket is full and I refuse to subject myself to listening to any of these fuckers ever again, from either side.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:03 | 4046455 More_sellers_th...
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Carney with his lawyerly condescending answers that never, ever answer anything can suck it.  He denegrates America every time he opens his mouth.  Where I grew up we say what we mean and mean what we say.  This pusillanimus shit has never uttered the truth in his life.  I am disgusted by the people that represent me and I detest the people that represent them.  How on Earth these maggots can sleep at night is beyond me.  Shits rise to the top. It is the only way they can feel important.  Never had an original idea to offer society.  My vomit bucket is full and I refuse to subject myself to listening to any of these fuckers ever again, from either side.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:06 | 4046461 JR
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And now they’re bringing out today's bogus NBC/WSJ poll, a poll of 800 people in which 20% of those sampled were government employees, double the normal size included in polls, who representative only 8% of the population. In addition, NBC/WSJ polled 43% Democrats as opposed to only 32% Republicans.

In short, it’s a made up poll that basically polled Washington, D.C., in order to move the opinions of low-information voters. It’s an example of how the deck is stacked.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:11 | 4046477 Bastiat
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Here's a good question for Carney: 

Why Does Sebelius Still Have a Job?

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2013/10/11/president_obama_sho...

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:18 | 4046495 blindman
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there, proof of the existence of God,
it is over.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 17:52 | 4046576 Legolas
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Carney, the "Mouth of Sauron" is speaking from New Mordor.  Where is Gandalf?

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 19:10 | 4046750 gimli
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Remember that Balrog incident?

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 18:05 | 4046609 Fix It Again Timmy
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One billion Carneys could not equal the worth of one decent farmer [my favorite class of people on the planet]...

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 19:11 | 4046749 Powder
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Carney is a smarmy, condescending, elitist douche.

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