Chuck Schumer's "Bottom Line": Don't Hurt The Stocks

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We commend Senator Schumer for being the first Senator to openly step up and admit that the worst case scenario in the whole Congressional 3D IMAX farce is not about keeping the economy afloat, is not about preserving jobs, but merely keeping the stock market at or near its all time highs:

  • Schumer Says He Worries About Monday Stock Drop on Default Risk. "This is playing with fire," Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., tells reporters. Says he worried whether “the stock market will go down

For those confused, Schumer has merely admitted what the vast majority of the Senate, where two thirds are millionaires, and nearly half the House, think: don't you dare let the manipulated precious, which at last check was just 1% below its all time Fed-balance sheet derived highs, drop.

And speaking of Chuck Schumer's "bottom line", here it is.

What is most pathetic is not that Schumer is just another corrupt, complicit muppet doing Wall Street's bidding: everyone else in Congress is too (or would be if they had the opportunity). What is most pathetic is how cheaply he has sold himself: $514,840 in career "contributions" from Goldman is what Lloyd Blankfein calls Saturday lunch money.

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Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:34 | 4048242 razorthin
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Fuck you Schmucky.

God forbid you SHORT, you son of a bitch.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:38 | 4048258 DaddyO
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But he has a D behind his name, he's for the little guy, the very middle class the put him in office, right, RIGHT?

OMG, I'm losing all confidence in the very politicians who told me they were there to help me get my fair share.

Tell me it isn't so, please tell me it isn't so...


Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:41 | 4048262 Arius
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"What is most pathetic is how cheaply he has sold himself"

Now,  let’s be serious ... they do not hold real power anyway ... the real power lies elsewhere.

just a vote (one of the most important actually) in Senate history: the creation of the Federal Express Reserve was passed by the vote of ONLY 3 brave corrupted souls on December 23 when everyone else was enjoying their well deserved break at home.


Sat, 10/12/2013 - 16:07 | 4048311 knukles
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Schumer thought balloon....

Those fuckers.  Boehner and Reid.  Especially the little sniveling fuck Reid.  They lied to me again, the fucks.  Led me to believe that everything was ago, all hunkie dorey, smooth as a baby's oiled ass silk, softer that Merkel's upper inner thighs, but oh fucking no.  So I still got my leveraged 500% spec longs open over the weekend.  And that's my fucking money, not some customer's or something backed by the taxpayer.  No, my fucking money. And those assholes at Goldman and Corzine told me to just let it ride, lookit all the money you're makin' Chuckie Boy.  Chuckie Boy my ass, I'll bury those fuckers, bury them...  Goldman'll pay for this shit.  Pay ME for this shit, Goddamnit...

And so it went, another day in Paradise with Chuck

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 16:30 | 4048342 economics9698
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Pathetic Zionist pos. I would like 5 minutes with the mother fucker.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 19:00 | 4048752 LooseLee
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I'll do it in 20 seconds...

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 16:46 | 4048371 g'kar
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Schumer must have been distracted by all the gun control legislation he's dreaming up.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:27 | 4048243 Dadburnitpa
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Fuck Chuck.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:40 | 4048271 SheepleLOVEched...
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Somebody needs to tell this liberal scum that markets go up and down;thats what a healthy market does. Liberal mindset=bubbles. These people should not be allowed anywhere near a policy making position when it comes to financial markets. They have absolutely no clue in hell what they are doing.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 16:17 | 4048326 Cursive
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"The Market" is the new Potemkin Village.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:43 | 4048273 DoChenRollingBearing
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Beat me to it!

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 16:46 | 4048373 Millivanilli
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Upchuck continued by saying, America needs to think about what is good for Israel.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:29 | 4048244 Arius
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FINALLY, the voice of an adult in the room ...

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:38 | 4048264 Pure Evil
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Bear Stearns still exists.

I guess the dead can be brought back to life.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:31 | 4048247 Spastica Rex
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The market IS the con.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:34 | 4048251 prains
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Sat, 10/12/2013 - 17:33 | 4048492 falak pema
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default reminds me of the costa concordia wallowing belly up.

A whale of a default and JPM has nightmares about Jaws ! 

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:40 | 4048263 Everybodys All ...
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Is there a more pathetic Senator. Yes. But remember the quote associated with this cocksucker and Bernanke. "Get to work." This is why we are where we are because this motherfucker did not do his work.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:46 | 4048275 Pure Evil
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Now, don't blame poor chucky in all of this.

He's just an inverstor like every other J6P.

All he asks is that "Doing God's Work" Lloyd gives him call right before the market crashes, he just wants to get out on the top is all.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:39 | 4048266 falak pema
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what amazes me is that the constitution allows such blatant pimping out in the open. Where is amendment N° X that says all corporate contributions to a person who stands for elected  office as a member of Congress should not exceed one cockroach turd?

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 16:06 | 4048306 Arius
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i am kind of confused ... are you talking about the 2300 pages version or the 2200 pages?

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 16:52 | 4048382 falak pema
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I'm talking about amendment X; you know the X file that is still top secret in some NSA vault, waiting to be enacted. The bill of required amendments that have never been voted by phony Boners who've lost their Skulls; at least the grey matter in it and their sense of honour. 

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:41 | 4048268 Waterfallsparkles
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Maybe the Democrats will feel the heat and negioate to keep their Millions in Stocks from going down.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 19:34 | 4048851 andrewp111
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Not a chance. Old Chuck Schmucky will have to take one for the team. Obozo wants a hard default, and he will get it.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:42 | 4048269 DoChenRollingBearing
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Fuck Chuck!

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:44 | 4048277 prains
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Huck Chuck a Fuck Duck


<I'm hungover>

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 17:10 | 4048408 monad
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Try valium.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:40 | 4048270 Waterfallsparkles
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More afraid of Stocks going down than the good of the Country.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:47 | 4048282 Pure Evil
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Now how can it be "good" for the country if it doesn't benefit Chucky Cheese first.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 17:09 | 4048397 disabledvet
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You know...first off I love you wfs. Second and with crestfallen h/t to Falak above but "12 guys with box cutters did all this." I mean this really is it this time...we survived the Lusitania, Pearl Harbor, Gettysburg. But twelve guys with box cutters...twelve guys. Speaking of which isn't that against the rules in Football?

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:44 | 4048279 NoelConfidence
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Schumer = Whore

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:58 | 4048292 DoChenRollingBearing
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"The most dangerous place in Washington, DC is between Chuck Schumer and a microphone."

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 17:09 | 4048403 monad
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Schumer = Katsa

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 18:06 | 4048585 whoopsing
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I'm sure you mean cheap whore

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 18:22 | 4048635 Kirk2NCC1701
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Schumer = smegma

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:48 | 4048283 q99x2
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Schumer is #1 conspirator against the United States of America in exchange for payoffs.

Recall Chuck Schumer.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 16:41 | 4048364 One of We
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Here's the recall campaign slogan:


Fuck Chuck!

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:52 | 4048286 surf0766
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If the Dow and EBT both go down I am taking monday off . First day off this year.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:54 | 4048290 GrinandBearit
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This entire fraudulent, croni-criminal ponzi system really needs to come down...


Sat, 10/12/2013 - 16:03 | 4048296 scatterbrains
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The faster this stock market sells off the sooner the fed can own everything/all paper and we the people can move on to a physical, reality based system... leave these scum bags alone to shuffle their worthless paper back and forth with each other

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:58 | 4048298 ebworthen
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Kill the Banks and Bankers, and Chuck Schumer along with them.

The greatest force of evil in our Republic today; the slothful mammon lusting financial sector and their treasonous political lackeys.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:59 | 4048299 squid427
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this is the same guy sponsoring a bill for .gov to determine who a journalist is and wheather or not they are protcted under the 1st amendment

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:59 | 4048300 Everyman
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At what point in history do these stupid "elected" fucks think the populace will not rise up, revolt and shoot them in the head?

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 16:28 | 4048341 20-20 Hindsight
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The fact that it hasn't happened probably means that it's never going to happen.  Citizens have become too blithely ignorant, apathetic and/or a bunch of pussies.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 16:49 | 4048377 petolo
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Don't forget all those drug pushers with their presciption pads: anti-depressants, tranquilisers, sedatives, mood stabilisers, man , i'm ok , our masters are ok.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 16:04 | 4048302 Blazed
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Ok Shoo-muh!

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 16:12 | 4048314 thismarketisrigged
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if the s&p futures are not -40 pts to open sunday night, this whole thing is a joke.


40 should be the minimum

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 16:12 | 4048316 ebworthen
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S&P at 666 in March '09 was real valuation, the rest is FED cotton candy fluffing and bullshit.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 16:21 | 4048329 rubearish10
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-40 would be a reasonable marker however, I've noticed quite frequently that -20 is when there's always a scoop ramp.

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 16:14 | 4048320 IridiumRebel
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EBT down.
Just an upgrade glitch surely....

Computer Upgrade Blamed For Nationwide EBT System Shutdown On Saturday

BOSTON (CBS) – A possible glitch in a computer system upgrade was causing major problems nationwide with the Electronic Benefits Transfer System on Saturday, as a countless number of shoppers found themselves stranded at the register.

Reports from around the country began pouring in around 9 a.m. on Saturday that customers’ EBT cards were not working in stores.

The glitch, however, did not appear to be part of the government shutdown. At 2 p.m., an EBT customer service representative told CBS Boston that the system was currently down for a computer system upgrade.

The representative said the glitch is affecting people nationwide. She could not say when officials expected the system to be restored.

People calling the customer service line were being told to call back later.

State officials said they were preparing a statement to further explain the issue.

The federal EBT website was unavailable due to the government shutdown.

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