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Chuck Schumer's "Bottom Line": Don't Hurt The Stocks
We commend Senator Schumer for being the first Senator to openly step up and admit that the worst case scenario in the whole Congressional 3D IMAX farce is not about keeping the economy afloat, is not about preserving jobs, but merely keeping the stock market at or near its all time highs:
- Schumer Says He Worries About Monday Stock Drop on Default Risk. "This is playing with fire," Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., tells reporters. Says he worried whether “the stock market will go down”
For those confused, Schumer has merely admitted what the vast majority of the Senate, where two thirds are millionaires, and nearly half the House, think: don't you dare let the manipulated precious, which at last check was just 1% below its all time Fed-balance sheet derived highs, drop.
And speaking of Chuck Schumer's "bottom line", here it is.
What is most pathetic is not that Schumer is just another corrupt, complicit muppet doing Wall Street's bidding: everyone else in Congress is too (or would be if they had the opportunity). What is most pathetic is how cheaply he has sold himself: $514,840 in career "contributions" from Goldman is what Lloyd Blankfein calls Saturday lunch money.
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Fuck you Schmucky.
God forbid you SHORT, you son of a bitch.
But he has a D behind his name, he's for the little guy, the very middle class the put him in office, right, RIGHT?
OMG, I'm losing all confidence in the very politicians who told me they were there to help me get my fair share.
Tell me it isn't so, please tell me it isn't so...
DaddyO
"What is most pathetic is how cheaply he has sold himself"
Now, let’s be serious ... they do not hold real power anyway ... the real power lies elsewhere.
just a vote (one of the most important actually) in Senate history: the creation of the Federal Express Reserve was passed by the vote of ONLY 3 brave corrupted souls on December 23 when everyone else was enjoying their well deserved break at home.
Schumer thought balloon....
Those fuckers. Boehner and Reid. Especially the little sniveling fuck Reid. They lied to me again, the fucks. Led me to believe that everything was ago, all hunkie dorey, smooth as a baby's oiled ass silk, softer that Merkel's upper inner thighs, but oh fucking no. So I still got my leveraged 500% spec longs open over the weekend. And that's my fucking money, not some customer's or something backed by the taxpayer. No, my fucking money. And those assholes at Goldman and Corzine told me to just let it ride, lookit all the money you're makin' Chuckie Boy. Chuckie Boy my ass, I'll bury those fuckers, bury them... Goldman'll pay for this shit. Pay ME for this shit, Goddamnit...
And so it went, another day in Paradise with Chuck
Pathetic Zionist pos. I would like 5 minutes with the mother fucker.
I'll do it in 20 seconds...
Schumer must have been distracted by all the gun control legislation he's dreaming up.
Fuck Chuck.
Somebody needs to tell this liberal scum that markets go up and down;thats what a healthy market does. Liberal mindset=bubbles. These people should not be allowed anywhere near a policy making position when it comes to financial markets. They have absolutely no clue in hell what they are doing.
@SheepleLOVECheddar
"The Market" is the new Potemkin Village.
Beat me to it!
Upchuck continued by saying, America needs to think about what is good for Israel.
FINALLY, the voice of an adult in the room ...
Bear Stearns still exists.
I guess the dead can be brought back to life.
The market IS the con.
conzi
default reminds me of the costa concordia wallowing belly up.
A whale of a default and JPM has nightmares about Jaws !
Is there a more pathetic Senator. Yes. But remember the quote associated with this cocksucker and Bernanke. "Get to work." This is why we are where we are because this motherfucker did not do his work.
Now, don't blame poor chucky in all of this.
He's just an inverstor like every other J6P.
All he asks is that "Doing God's Work" Lloyd gives him call right before the market crashes, he just wants to get out on the top is all.
what amazes me is that the constitution allows such blatant pimping out in the open. Where is amendment N° X that says all corporate contributions to a person who stands for elected office as a member of Congress should not exceed one cockroach turd?
i am kind of confused ... are you talking about the 2300 pages version or the 2200 pages?
I'm talking about amendment X; you know the X file that is still top secret in some NSA vault, waiting to be enacted. The bill of required amendments that have never been voted by phony Boners who've lost their Skulls; at least the grey matter in it and their sense of honour.
Maybe the Democrats will feel the heat and negioate to keep their Millions in Stocks from going down.
Not a chance. Old Chuck Schmucky will have to take one for the team. Obozo wants a hard default, and he will get it.
Fuck Chuck!
Huck Chuck a Fuck Duck
<I'm hungover>
Try valium.
More afraid of Stocks going down than the good of the Country.
Now how can it be "good" for the country if it doesn't benefit Chucky Cheese first.
You know...first off I love you wfs. Second and with crestfallen h/t to Falak above but "12 guys with box cutters did all this." I mean this really is it this time...we survived the Lusitania, Pearl Harbor, Gettysburg. But twelve guys with box cutters...twelve guys. Speaking of which isn't that against the rules in Football?
Schumer = Whore
"The most dangerous place in Washington, DC is between Chuck Schumer and a microphone."
Schumer = Katsa
I'm sure you mean cheap whore
Schumer = smegma
Schumer is #1 conspirator against the United States of America in exchange for payoffs.
Recall Chuck Schumer.
Here's the recall campaign slogan:
Fuck Chuck!
If the Dow and EBT both go down I am taking monday off . First day off this year.
This entire fraudulent, croni-criminal ponzi system really needs to come down...
NOW!
The faster this stock market sells off the sooner the fed can own everything/all paper and we the people can move on to a physical, reality based system... leave these scum bags alone to shuffle their worthless paper back and forth with each other
Kill the Banks and Bankers, and Chuck Schumer along with them.
The greatest force of evil in our Republic today; the slothful mammon lusting financial sector and their treasonous political lackeys.
this is the same guy sponsoring a bill for .gov to determine who a journalist is and wheather or not they are protcted under the 1st amendment
At what point in history do these stupid "elected" fucks think the populace will not rise up, revolt and shoot them in the head?
The fact that it hasn't happened probably means that it's never going to happen. Citizens have become too blithely ignorant, apathetic and/or a bunch of pussies.
Don't forget all those drug pushers with their presciption pads: anti-depressants, tranquilisers, sedatives, mood stabilisers, etc....like man , i'm ok , our masters are ok.
Ok Shoo-muh!
if the s&p futures are not -40 pts to open sunday night, this whole thing is a joke.
40 should be the minimum
S&P at 666 in March '09 was real valuation, the rest is FED cotton candy fluffing and bullshit.
-40 would be a reasonable marker however, I've noticed quite frequently that -20 is when there's always a scoop ramp.
EBT down.
Just an upgrade glitch surely....
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2013/10/12/computer-upgrade-blamed-for-nation...
Computer Upgrade Blamed For Nationwide EBT System Shutdown On Saturday
BOSTON (CBS) – A possible glitch in a computer system upgrade was causing major problems nationwide with the Electronic Benefits Transfer System on Saturday, as a countless number of shoppers found themselves stranded at the register.
Reports from around the country began pouring in around 9 a.m. on Saturday that customers’ EBT cards were not working in stores.
The glitch, however, did not appear to be part of the government shutdown. At 2 p.m., an EBT customer service representative told CBS Boston that the system was currently down for a computer system upgrade.
The representative said the glitch is affecting people nationwide. She could not say when officials expected the system to be restored.
People calling the customer service line were being told to call back later.
State officials said they were preparing a statement to further explain the issue.
The federal EBT website was unavailable due to the government shutdown.
If this happned on the 1st of the month we'd be guaranteed panic in the streets! But no, this is an isolated non event, unfortunately, unless these are people who answer to Polls, ha ha!
Yep, just testing the waters.....
Their just plugging everything into the matrix.
The rise of the machine, SkyNet has become self aware and now the drones have become autonomous...
Pretty soon you're gonna have a chip in your body somewhere that ensures no fraudulent transactions and all taxes paid and accounted for, eh?
DaddyO
Chuck I hope you fall out a window and land ass end first on rusty piece of rebar...
I think he'd probably like that. May we live to see the day where these traitorous heads adorn lamp posts along the national mall.
Excuse me Sen. Schumer but to paraphrase the great Wendy's advertisement from the 80's "Where's the consistency?".
All we need now is Kramer say the Fed knows nothing and talking the market down
It is easy to commit Treason, when you are a dual citizen......just look at the list of names.
Chuck,
Just on the whim that a deal is stuck, Wall Street hits 300 +. Wall Street is the parasites killing the US. What happens when Wall Street sucks the last blood from host? Sure, the new international currency will continue the monster under humanitarian intensions. Blow me fuck off..
Not one protective service will take the bullet for you. In the meantime, care on.. blows a kiss to a puckered government asshole servant.
Schumer's sheepish statement ... "Well I hope that the stock market doesn't fall"....... essentially translates into...".I am short the S&P going into the weekend."...
I want to be a congressman. Where else can you earn a 6 figure income and come away a multi-millionaire?
His statement validates Wall Street DOES NOT equal Mainstreet nor the economy (yet these cocksukers seem to think so),
Sooner (hopefully) or later main street slaughters wall street and burns the Hamptons.
Vote the incumbent bums out.
FUBAR.
a young chuck
http://www.sheepsheadbites.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/charles-schume...
Is that Janet Yellen on his right?
Obama is either mentally ill or an untrustworthy back-stabber.
Perhaps both.
I don't envy Boehner. He ought to walk away.
Obama is text book narcissist and border line psychopath
Boehner is just a pathetic little orange man
Chucky you snivelling POS> You have raped all. May u and your family go to hell.
O fuck
NANCY PELOSI JOINS WOMEN'S HALL OF FAMEhttp://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/10/12/Nancy-Pelosi--Betty-F...
When will America figure out we have been played.
Congress must just sit back and laugh.
America is bankrupt and they are filthy rich fat old pieces of shit.
We should have the balls to try them for treason.
Schumer and most long-term members of Congress have profitably invested in the stock market,
many thanks due to the fact that they were exempt from insider trading laws.
Until most recently that is, when insider trading was ostensibly made illegal for them, though also made near impossible to prove or enforce.
http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2013/04/americans_under_age_3...
I don't remember 'financial markets' being any part of the oath he took to the people of the United States....Off with his POS worthless HEAD and all of them who think like him! The time to take back our country is here! Who's with me?
there is a very special place in HELL waiting for Schumer, Bernanke, Finestain, etc.
Schumer and Obama are trying to get the stock market to go down to get negotiating leverage. Absolutely shameful and doesn't look like it's working dudes. Maybe you shouldn't have put that grinning frog in charge of the Fed if you wanted the markets to drop.
Upchuck
How much of a schmuck is two buck Chuck, stuck in the muck of being Goldman's cuck?
Now get to work Chuck!
Today, the market is all they have. They can manipulate it at will and skim billions from the small guy within hours. This corrupt Congress just ignores it and counts their winnings every day. Everything is about saving the markets and keeping the status quo going. Comments from the big banksters that the economy will collapse if they don't raise the debt ceiling. So What! 90% of the country wouldn't feel it unless they cut their handouts. Wallstreet is the biggest beneficiary of QE, while the zero rates haven't done crap for the little guy.
I remember in 2009 when Bernanke starting his pumping and a congress woman from CA, walked up to him and thanked him for saving her 401k. I couldn't believe it. Now it's an every day theme in Congress. Save the markets at any cost and Schumer is at the top of the crap pile.
'Get to work Mrs. Yellen'
Schumer is Simply a Wart On The Ass of America.
He is the Symptom of the Greed that is prevalent in our business and government leadership throughout.
This whole government Scenario is So Surreal.
This is/was the United States Of America.
Who from our previous generation could have even conceived of the idea that this Once Great Nation
could default on it's debt?
Who even ten short years ago could have thought of it?
Who would have believed that this Once Mightiest Nation On The Planet
could have fallen into decay and corruption in so short a time?
America's descent into The Abyss Of Ignominy because of our leaders has come breathtakingly quickly
and taken so many unawares.
Even to this day.
Schumer has controlled appointments to federal second ciruit (NY, VT and CT) courts at the appellate and district court level and pay to play. Kagan and Sotomayer are from Schumer's federal second circuit. Schumer's former lawyer, Bharara, is US attorney for Southern District of NY (Manhattan). Bribery is different from fund raising according to Schumer's boy, Bharara. http://www.newsday.com/long-island/politics/spin-cycle-1.812042/bharara-...
Schumer's Baharara won't prosecute. http://firedoglake.com/2011/06/23/preet-bharara-explains-why-he-doesn%E2...
Schumer raised funds for other Senate candidates. Need protection in federal court in Manhattan?
Schumer's precious, lol.
He, just like 0bozo a week or so ago are trying to rattle the markets on purpose.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhZHJhSjN8w
I wonder how many public officials went short weeks ago?
The stock market is NOT a barometer of the US economy. It's a barometer of the size, cost, and intrusiveness of government!