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The US is two days away from no longer being able to issue new debt, but at least Obama is busy... Making sandwiches.

Meeting The Volunteers
 
 
More Volunteers
 

 

Talking To The Volunteers

 

 
Speaking To Reporters
 
 
Trying To Hear Over The Noise
 
 
First, It's Time To Put On Some Gloves
 
 
It's Time To Make Some Sandwiches!
 
Bagging The Sandwiches
 
 
Not Bad
 
 

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We will give the president this much: the apron is a nice addition to the rolled-up sleeves.

Source: HuffPo, Photo credit: AFP, Getty Images

 


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Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:08 | Link to Comment One And Only
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No fiddle?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:10 | Link to Comment Pladizow
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This illegal alien is a joke!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:14 | Link to Comment StacksOnStacks
Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:18 | Link to Comment CrazyCooter
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Makin' sammiches ... Google Image search of the same.

Regards,

Cooter

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:21 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Look at the autarch's signature. Right there in the very first B you will find the three sixes. 6 6 6

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:25 | Link to Comment 55 men
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Thats becuase its not a problem for O'.....its only a problem for the people, which he could give a rats ass about......and its not really a problem just a percieved problem they created so they can say they saved us.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:19 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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Obama really loves an audience doesn't he? He appears to enjoy talking and being the center of attention...no wonder he never gets any fucking thing done.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:38 | Link to Comment Yes We Can. But...
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Obama has for 5 years now been serving the bottom 99% his specialty, the Crap Sandwich, made of fresh bullshit and served daily with his shit-eating ain't-I-the-greatest grin.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 22:37 | Link to Comment Frozen
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Counted

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:35 | Link to Comment hazden
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Caption for the second pic: "You didn't build that sandwich!"

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 19:39 | Link to Comment mofreedom
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Then five would be:  listen to this one rip.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 22:43 | Link to Comment Pegasus Muse
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Here's a job Barry could do were he only to apply himself:

http://tinyurl.com/n3xxyjm

http://tinyurl.com/kzo5j68

 
Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:54 | Link to Comment AlaricBalth
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Martha's Table

Obama should have checked out the expenses of this 501c3 before visiting.  In 2011, total contributions and grants amounted to $5,880,657, including a government grant of about $1,250,000.  Salaries and other compensation was $2,746,786 and office expenses and occupancy came to another $452,000.  Travel and conventions was about $42,000.  Legal and accounting was $40,000 and other expenses $106,000.

Of the $5,880,657 only about $2,100,000 went to actual charitable needs such as food and clothing.

An approximate 64% expense ratio is borderline criminal.

http://990s.foundationcenter.org/990_pdf_archive/521/521186071/521186071_201112_990.pdf

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:59 | Link to Comment Oldwood
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So you are saying they shouldn't be richly rewarded for doing good "deeds"? Maybe Subway Sandwiches should consider "volunteers" rather than minimum wage workers. The margins must be a lot better

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:16 | Link to Comment MachoMan
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What the fuck do you think charities are?  Churches aren't any different...  so says the neon green cadillac bouncing down the road with a preacher inside...  The growth in charities is just another defense mechanism and tax obfuscation scheme to combat overburdensome government.  However, the growth of tax free charities has completely skewed markets, exemplified by the vast land holdings of certain "charities."  If you've ever tried to challenge the tax exempt status of a charity, good luck with that...  ain't going to happen.  There is a "hands off" policy from both state and federal administrators.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:40 | Link to Comment SeattleBruce
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Wrong. Many fine charities and church orgs put 85+% toward programs with 15% or less toward all admin costs.

Samaritan's Purse is one of the best.

http://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.summary&orgid=4423#...

World Vision another:

http://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.summary&orgid=4768#...

Compassion International another:

http://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.summary&orgid=3555#...

BTW Martha's Table is highly rated by the independent Charity Navigator through its publicly disclosed financial documents:

http://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.summary&orgid=7093#...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 18:29 | Link to Comment Vegamma
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SB, thanks for pointing out this distinction. MM, what you are describing is more the Jerry Falwell, Jesse Jackson problem. Most churches do very good work with a lot of volunteer help. I'll bet 95% of the people that have actually served on a Vestry/oversight role for their church would go bonkers if anyone even suggested a Caddy or those kinds of "perks" at the church's expense.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:37 | Link to Comment MachoMan
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Clearly I'm describing those, but I'm also discussing the broader segment.  I see all sides of the equation, whether it's the accounting, legal, or directly from the employees/volunteers...  I'm not sure how well you can rely upon the public disclosures of charities in the day and age of mark to fantasy accounting.  If you think that charities don't do the same, then you're fooling yourselves.  It's even less scrutinized/held accountable than the financial services industry...  One of my favorites of the local market (and incredibly common in the broader segment) is the "monuments to god."  I'm sure that building the vast church complex is a better stewardship of the assets than actually helping people...

What is the fastest growing/conceived business in many towns throughout the country?  Hint: "ministry" is probably in the title.  [this isn't productive, btw].  Just look at your Secretary of State's business entity formations and do a cursory observation...  you'll probably be surprised.

Obviously there are SOME charities that perform great work...  even in the most corrupt organizations, some charitable work inevitably squirts out...  however, if you don't understand what the legal/accounting mechanisms are and why they are implemented so often (and how oversight does.not.exist in the industry), then you're missing the big picture here...  it's basically the wild west and people are gaming the shit out of it...  and, frankly, always have.  It's not politically palatable to crack down on charities (even for State AGs/consumer protection advocates) and so the farce continues.

The only difference between tax exempt organizations and bona fide taxable entities is that the tax exempt organizations spit the profit out on the front end.  [remember, a lot of medical service providers (hospitals) are NFP...  as is the same in virtually every industry...  we're not just talking about food banks and homeless shelters here].

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:30 | Link to Comment Urban Redneck
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I was was going to ask where they got all the dough for the nice remodeling job since I last was in there (the custom aprons are pocket change in comparison to what that must have run). But your post sort of answers that.

Of course they still only provide the lowest quality of "food substitutes" except when local businesses donate something better, which is a gross under-utilization of their culinary equipment... unless oreo-boy can't make anything more complicated than a wonderbread and bullshit sammich (with the cameras there to record for posterity after 50 takes).

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 19:07 | Link to Comment starfcker
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except for some very extraordinary circumstances (he was spotted early and groomed to be the pitchman he is) bho could have very easily led a life where the best he could do would be to construct bologna sandwitches in some school cafeteria. there, but for the grace of god, you stupid motherfucker

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:30 | Link to Comment neidermeyer
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I HAVE GOT TO get into that racket.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:51 | Link to Comment Agent P
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After Obama gets done with them, they'll be taking in $2,746,786 and spending $5,880,657

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:00 | Link to Comment AlaricBalth
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+1 LMAO

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 02:33 | Link to Comment Trucker Glock
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Martha's Table

Of the $5,880,657 only about $2,100,000 went to actual charitable needs such as food and clothing.

Those aprons should say Murtha's Table.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:50 | Link to Comment TheMeatTrapper
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When I said "Get your ass in the kitchen and make me a sammich, bitch!" I wasn't talking to him. At least he minds well. 

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:20 | Link to Comment Enslavethechild...
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Whoever is controlling the puppets strings, well they're skilled...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:28 | Link to Comment knukles
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Oh, I think his handlers are beside themselves with his ongoing displays of rejection.  He's not even trying to give the impression he's in charge or cares, anymore, it seems....

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:36 | Link to Comment max2205
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Meanwhile. ...back at the ranch, grandma is beating off the Indians

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:45 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Grandma is nasty. I heard the indians were coming...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:04 | Link to Comment Lumberjack
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The beginning of the 17th century saw the first Europeans who lived year-round in Wabanaki territory.[7] At this time, there were probably about 10,000 Penobscots (a number which fell to below 500 in the early 19th century).[8] As contact became more permanent, after about 1675, conflicts arose. There were both French and English settlers in the Penobscots' homelands.

The Penobscots sided with the French during the French and Indian War in the mid-18th century after the English refusal to respect the Penobscots' intended neutrality. This refusal is evidenced by the Spencer Phipps Proclamation of 1755, which put a bounty on the scalps of all Penobscots. Also, the French posed a lesser threat to the Penobscots' land and way of life in that their population was significantly smaller and intermarriages were accepted.[7]

After the Battle of Quebec in 1759, the Penobscots were without their European ally and were left in a weakened position. During the American Revolution, the Penobscots sided with the Patriots and played an important role in defending British offensives from Canada. However, the American government did not reciprocate, and the power dynamics that had existed before and during the war persisted.[7]

In the following centuries, the Penobscots attempted to make treaties in order to hold on to some form of land, but, because they had no way to enforce the treaties with Massachusetts and then with Maine, Americans kept encroaching on their lands. From about 1800 onward, the Penobscots lived on reservations, specifically Indian Island. The Maine state government appointed an Indian Agent to oversee the tribe. The government believed that they were helping the Penobscots, as stated in 1824 by the highest court in Maine that "…imbecility on their parts, and the dictates of humanity on ours, have necessarily prescribed to them their subjection to our paternal control." This sentiment of "imbecility" set up a power dynamic in which the government treated the Penobscots as wards of the state and decided how their affairs would be taken care of. This perceived charity from the government was actually the Penobscots' money from land treaties and trusts, which the state had control over and used as it saw fit.[7]

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:54 | Link to Comment Agent P
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If your Uncle Jack helped you off a horse, wouldn't you help your Uncle Jack off a horse? 

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:03 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:18 | Link to Comment MiguelitoRaton
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Walter White for President, He'll get this country cooking!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:32 | Link to Comment Stoploss
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There is a white kid in the pictures.

HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?????

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:55 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Relax, that kid is a wigger.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:51 | Link to Comment orangedrinkandchips
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it's very cool to be a 'gangsta nigga' these days.

 

Im not kidding. Even white boys got to shout....baby got a back!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:55 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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Is this Helicopter Aid, i.e. was he dropped in by Marine One? 

I don't see any Vets from yesterday's White House protest being served.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:48 | Link to Comment tenpanhandle
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They got served.  Obama has been serving baloney sandwiches to all of us for 5 years now.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:37 | Link to Comment Zombie_Economics
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Saw a funny joke today.  Putin telling Obama a knock-knock.

 

Knock-knock

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:13 | Link to Comment Arius
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take it easy will you?  the men got to eat... and lalso, got to feed america.

in all seriousness, it is the first day after weekend, things get start slowly .... it is government after all

 

i believe goldman got it under control ... if they say there is a deal .... just bet otherwise and you are okay

 

Still the Waterloo Formula nothing new under the Sun ..

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:23 | Link to Comment SDShack
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WalMart just called... wants to buy those sandwiches to restock their shelves, but only if they come with a SNAP card. Kind of like a WalMart Happy Meal.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:14 | Link to Comment zorba THE GREEK
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The sandwiches are probably empty, like his promises.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:16 | Link to Comment James-Morrison
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At least he has found a job he is qualifed for.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:17 | Link to Comment john39
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who the hell would eat anything that guy touched?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:55 | Link to Comment Oldwood
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Or all those nose picken kids. I'd take the snap card any day over that. You recon that is part of Michele's dietary plan, white bread and peanut butter?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:01 | Link to Comment SDShack
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His handlers are missing the messaging opportunity... should have said he was scheduled to make Nutricious Low Fat Oven Roasted Turkey on Whole Wheat with lots of Veggies. Instead, got PB&J on White Break because of the Govt. Shutdown caused by the evil Repugs... Just more evidence that Repugs hate children. The Media would have had a field day with that one.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:19 | Link to Comment Hulk
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Boogers would be the only nutritious things in those sandwiches...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:19 | Link to Comment kralizec
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I dunno Jim, I think he is a total fuckup if he is asked to do anything other than choom or Reggie...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:04 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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@James-Morrison: "At least he has found a job he is qualified for."

Are you sure?  I don't see him wearing a hair-net.  Basic "non-compliance".  Oops!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 18:26 | Link to Comment New American Re...
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Bingo.  Thank you, now I don't have to say it.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:16 | Link to Comment Winston Churchill
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Do you want ketchup with your shit sandwich America ?

You are getting it anyways.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:18 | Link to Comment kralizec
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Or they are full of shit too!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:21 | Link to Comment SDShack
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"My God... they're full of peas!"

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:22 | Link to Comment kralizec
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LOL!

Shut up and eat them!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 20:04 | Link to Comment Jumbotron
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"My God... they're full of peas!"

LOL !!!  That is RIGHTOUSLY FUNNY

What a great line to start the sequel to 2001 in 2010: The Year We Make Contact.  It obviously could not hold a candle to the original.....but what a way to open....by playing mind games with you.  As soon as I heard that in the theatre I was wondering....."Did Bowman actually say that in the first film?"  And you realize that there were going to be some revelations.  And then the last time he says "My God.....it's full of stars ! "  the first chord of "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" on a giant pipe organ comes in and WOW what a start to a movie.

Too bad, once again, it couldn't reach the heights that Stanley Kubrick set in the first film......but a great opening and great opening line.  Thanks for that funny reference.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:50 | Link to Comment Dkizzle49855
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More than likely the filler between the bread is shit, since that seems to be the main course for many as of late.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:56 | Link to Comment Agent P
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"The sandwiches are probably empty, like his promises."

Look closely, they're full of baloney. (that's right, that's how I spell it...fuck you Oscar Meyer!)

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:17 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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Such a piece of shit this Obama is

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:20 | Link to Comment vxpatel
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Few americans would recognize the refrence to a fiddle...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:27 | Link to Comment El Vaquero
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I thought that golf clubs were the new fiddle.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:31 | Link to Comment vxpatel
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good point.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:36 | Link to Comment El Vaquero
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However, given your druthers, would you rather Obama in the Oval Office signing EOs and stamping his feet like a petulant child, or would him rather him be on the golf course trying to seduce Tiger Woods?  The choice is obvious for me.  Sorry Tiger. 

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:50 | Link to Comment Millivanilli
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Obama is a useless cocksucker.  Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:22 | Link to Comment Bokkenrijder
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Is that Ned Flanders next to the Preeeezoooodent in that last picture?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:25 | Link to Comment Hobbleknee
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Many are not wearing hair nets.  Storm the place with troopers and shut them down, like they do to Amish selling raw milk.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:10 | Link to Comment alphamentalist
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if you post a photo of obama in his whitie-tighties i am going to have to find a new favorite market blog

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:10 | Link to Comment eddymunster
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What a freak'in douche!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:08 | Link to Comment Zer0head
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white bread

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:12 | Link to Comment MillionDollarAnus
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Hard to find something more nutrionally void than that!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:37 | Link to Comment slotmouth
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High Fructose Corn Syrup: Check

Hydrogenated Oils: Check

Empty Carbs with no fiber: Check

And you wonder why our kids are a bunch of fatties.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:17 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Baloney sandwiches with no fiber white bread, prolly mayonnaise too.

WWWS (What Would Wookiee Say)?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:01 | Link to Comment Millivanilli
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Michelle and Chewbacca are strikingly similar.  

 

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7097210112/hE0756F76/

 

You decide

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:16 | Link to Comment BlackChicken
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Holy shit..!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:17 | Link to Comment Jethro
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Chewbacca has dignity. The First Wookie, not so much.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:18 | Link to Comment Winston Churchill
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Dat rayciss.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:30 | Link to Comment Fundies
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Getting ready for a shit sandwich America.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:13 | Link to Comment Jethro
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Technically, wouldn't that be white-black bread?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:09 | Link to Comment Jethro
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Suspicion confirmed. He is a sammich maker.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:09 | Link to Comment optimator
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Finally found something he is good at!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:13 | Link to Comment MiltonFriedmans...
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So that's how you make a shit sandwich,

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:14 | Link to Comment LostPolarBear
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Not really - those look like pretty shitty sandwiches...

 

 

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:22 | Link to Comment Darksky
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Did he technically build that sandwich?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:31 | Link to Comment knukles
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Not all by himself...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:10 | Link to Comment BabyBen
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Getting ready for the prison kitchen after his frauds are uncovered!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:23 | Link to Comment Mercury
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A real natural with the baloney...

 

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:11 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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Poetic picture. The blue team is starry eyed. The red team looks disgusted. 

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:11 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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I bet all knives were banned since HIS HOLYNESS could have been stabbed by an unruly peasant.

In other news, Obama already got his plan... take down EBT cards on October 17, blame it on the republicans not wanting to raise the debt ceiling = winning!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:31 | Link to Comment knukles
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or cut himself...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:12 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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I'm pretty sure those are BALONEY sandwiches he is making!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:16 | Link to Comment Zymurguy
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...and Reid is in the back whipping up another batch of "special sauce"

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:26 | Link to Comment kralizec
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Don't eat that sammich!!!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:34 | Link to Comment FEDbuster
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Is that Government Baloney on those sandwiches?  

I am kind of surprised he didn't just hand each kid an EBT card, and tell them to go buy their own lunch.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:15 | Link to Comment ConfederateH
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Come on Tylers, you are just lateraling Bonzai powerful ammunition

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:15 | Link to Comment Payne
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More evidence that the Comander in Chief is not neccessary for the day to day management of the Country.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:15 | Link to Comment stinkhammer
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I wonder if he fucked up making the sandwiches too?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:47 | Link to Comment adr
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I'm sorry sir, but in this kitchen we put the bologna on top of the tomato slice, not the other way around. You'll have to do them all again.

 

How much you want to bet Obammy would fall for that one?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:16 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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Those sandwiches are disgusting.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:44 | Link to Comment adr
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I know the peanut butter and jelly mix together once the sandwich gets in your mouth, but there is something profoundly disgusting about mixing the two together in a giant mixing bowl before it goes on the bread.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:14 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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sandwich joke.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:15 | Link to Comment asscannon101
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Obomba isn't fit to carry Walter White's jock. Walter would send him to Belize in a quick minute.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:25 | Link to Comment Oldwood
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I think Walter was modeled after Obama. He was always saying it was for his family yet it really was about power, and when he met resistance he first tried lies and manipulation and ultimately elimination. Its the same as it always has been with lots of misery in death in its path and always a similar end.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:17 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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Yep! There's his version of new job creation....sandwich artistry and volunteering. Way to go!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:35 | Link to Comment knukles
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Community Organization in Action!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:17 | Link to Comment fooshorter
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They let this lying psyhcopath near kids?! I thought sex offenders werent allowed with 50 yds of schools....

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:39 | Link to Comment vxpatel
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then how would you explain the existence of catholic schools?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:16 | Link to Comment Kreditanstalt
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Sandwiches in a kitchen?  Shouldn't it be soup?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:16 | Link to Comment NOZZLE
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Affirmative action clown not fit to pick cotton. 

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:29 | Link to Comment kralizec
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Yeah, but I bet he can jump down and turn around...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:36 | Link to Comment knukles
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Betcha I'm one of the few gets that one...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:55 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Me and my Bammy?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:19 | Link to Comment Hulk
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Eating green eggs and Hammy !!!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 19:26 | Link to Comment knukles
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It supposed to be the picking cotton song....

 

We’re gonna jump down turn around
pick a bale of cotton,
jump down turn around pick a bale a day.
Jump down turn around
pick a bale of cotton,
jump down turn around pick a bale a day.

  etc, etc, etc.... 

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 20:00 | Link to Comment mofreedom
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Slaves were nicer, back in the day, when they maintained the title of slave.  Today they're all uppity.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:18 | Link to Comment Bosch
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Photographic Proof:  He couldn't even run a fast food joint by himself. 

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:19 | Link to Comment Zymurguy
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Um, you know, um, well, later on today, me and um, Tiger are going out to uh, play a round of golf.

Aaaaaand, you know, that uh, these would be great snacks for us after such a, uh, hard day at work.

So, let me be clear, and uh, make no mistake, uh, um we're going to take a few of these, uh, under presidential priviledge.

thank you.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:19 | Link to Comment asscannon101
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Employees must wash hands after using the restroom, dammit!!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:28 | Link to Comment kralizec
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Oops!

Oh, Did you sign up for O'DumbassCare?

No?

Pay your fine, bitch!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:18 | Link to Comment ziggy59
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Its about time they utilize the abundant shit they have been dishing out lately..

Shit Club Sandwich...piled high..

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:24 | Link to Comment Oldwood
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He does love his peoples.

Everything is about appearances, photo opportunities for his media minions.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AuPoOCVtSzM/SyjKmOIT6JI/AAAAAAAAAa8/JEoOhfeGvP...

 

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 19:44 | Link to Comment Wen_Dat
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Now that's a dream I can believe in

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:19 | Link to Comment Devotional
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were I an American I would be disgusted with this. Sad times.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:19 | Link to Comment rguptatx
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Making sandwiches - or sumbitchez?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:20 | Link to Comment rorik
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He didn't make those sandwiches.....

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:30 | Link to Comment CaptainSpaulding
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I'll have one Broccoli rabe on italian bread and one steak and egg sandwich to go

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:22 | Link to Comment FuzzyDunlop21
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Mostly women there. Thats rayciss'. 

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:34 | Link to Comment superflex
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Hold the Reggie mayo.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:41 | Link to Comment Hedgetard55
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I thought this would be about a Reggie Love/Kal Pen/Barry Choom sammich!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:30 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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Throw totus on a bun and you have a turd slider with a side of Reggies special sauce. I'm surprised the pos isn't wearing a Spiderman apron and underoos.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:48 | Link to Comment Oldwood
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Do they make one my wife can operate?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:30 | Link to Comment orangegeek
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too bad one of those kids wasn't packing heat

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:31 | Link to Comment Coyote57
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You guys are clueless.

You all were mad when Jimmy Carter took himself hostage in the Rose Garden during the Iranian Hostage Crisis.

Now you are mad at the President for NOT allowing himself to be taken hostage.

Never satisfied just want to gripe.

I doubt any of you have ever negotiated for anything in your life and are mystified when you see real negotiating tactics in play.

Be real.

 

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:33 | Link to Comment FuzzyDunlop21
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Oh yes I read about the "making a sammy" tactic on the wikipedia page for 'Negotiating strategies'

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:14 | Link to Comment Abiotic Oil
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"And in other news today, the House has agreed to allow insurance monopolies and deficit financing to rape the country after seeing Obama make a sandwich..."

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:23 | Link to Comment lakecity55
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Go somewhere else to blow your skin flute.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:31 | Link to Comment CunnyFunt
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Where's your hair net, bitch?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:33 | Link to Comment the iD
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"Here is the shit sandwhich you ordered. That'll be 20 trillion dollars."

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:34 | Link to Comment vxpatel
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0 nuttitional value, 100% gov't farm subsidized meal.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:37 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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Where's that pumpkin head Schumer???

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:47 | Link to Comment CunnyFunt
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Chuckie's turning tricks on "The Street".

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:40 | Link to Comment adr
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Can I get a WHAT WHAT??

Dat's right, Obama gonna feed da Nation y'all. Ain'ts not gonna have no hungry. Be eatin pink slime an peanut butter jelly fo'eva.

Oh hells yeah, my brotha from a notha motha!

Rockin dat apron, yo. Like Uncle Jemima, gonna get dat face on a box, be lookin at Obama evy time I cookin my EBT food. Sheeeet.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:40 | Link to Comment TWSceptic
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That's the first manual labor he ever did.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:59 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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But maybe not the first manual laborer?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:46 | Link to Comment vxpatel
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too bad mcromney didn't win....oh wait, nothing would have been different.

 

ron paul revoultion ASAP

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:45 | Link to Comment Debugas
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how much real meat is in there ?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:38 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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not enough to meet the 40% required by the FDA

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:46 | Link to Comment Diogenes
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Credit where credit is due, the man knows his limitations. Let him make sandwiches and play golf while the grown ups run things. You are probably better off.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:48 | Link to Comment robertocarlos
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Normally that would be called misallocation of labour.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:48 | Link to Comment Element
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He's simply not a natural leader, would Putin or the leader of almost any other country behave in that way at a time when their country's entire credibility is collapsing? (ok, maybe Boris Yeltsin ... but he was a hopeless drunk ... and his country had already imploded)

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