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The US is two days away from no longer being able to issue new debt, but at least Obama is busy... Making sandwiches.

Meeting The Volunteers
More Volunteers


Talking To The Volunteers


Speaking To Reporters
Trying To Hear Over The Noise
First, It's Time To Put On Some Gloves
It's Time To Make Some Sandwiches!
Bagging The Sandwiches
Not Bad

* * *

We will give the president this much: the apron is a nice addition to the rolled-up sleeves.

Source: HuffPo, Photo credit: AFP, Getty Images


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Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:08 | 4053441 One And Only
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No fiddle?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:10 | 4053459 Pladizow
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This illegal alien is a joke!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:14 | 4053475 StacksOnStacks
Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:18 | 4053518 CrazyCooter
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Makin' sammiches ... Google Image search of the same.



Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:21 | 4053534 Ahmeexnal
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Look at the autarch's signature. Right there in the very first B you will find the three sixes. 6 6 6

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:25 | 4053553 55 men
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Thats becuase its not a problem for O'.....its only a problem for the people, which he could give a rats ass about......and its not really a problem just a percieved problem they created so they can say they saved us.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:19 | 4053998 eatthebanksters
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Obama really loves an audience doesn't he? He appears to enjoy talking and being the center of wonder he never gets any fucking thing done.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:38 | 4054035 Yes We Can. But...
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Obama has for 5 years now been serving the bottom 99% his specialty, the Crap Sandwich, made of fresh bullshit and served daily with his shit-eating ain't-I-the-greatest grin.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 22:37 | 4054761 Frozen
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Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:35 | 4054037 hazden
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Caption for the second pic: "You didn't build that sandwich!"

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 19:39 | 4054321 mofreedom
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Then five would be:  listen to this one rip.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 22:43 | 4054778 Pegasus Muse
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Here's a job Barry could do were he only to apply himself:

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:54 | 4053685 AlaricBalth
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Martha's Table

Obama should have checked out the expenses of this 501c3 before visiting.  In 2011, total contributions and grants amounted to $5,880,657, including a government grant of about $1,250,000.  Salaries and other compensation was $2,746,786 and office expenses and occupancy came to another $452,000.  Travel and conventions was about $42,000.  Legal and accounting was $40,000 and other expenses $106,000.

Of the $5,880,657 only about $2,100,000 went to actual charitable needs such as food and clothing.

An approximate 64% expense ratio is borderline criminal.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:59 | 4053726 Oldwood
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So you are saying they shouldn't be richly rewarded for doing good "deeds"? Maybe Subway Sandwiches should consider "volunteers" rather than minimum wage workers. The margins must be a lot better

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:16 | 4053811 MachoMan
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What the fuck do you think charities are?  Churches aren't any different...  so says the neon green cadillac bouncing down the road with a preacher inside...  The growth in charities is just another defense mechanism and tax obfuscation scheme to combat overburdensome government.  However, the growth of tax free charities has completely skewed markets, exemplified by the vast land holdings of certain "charities."  If you've ever tried to challenge the tax exempt status of a charity, good luck with that...  ain't going to happen.  There is a "hands off" policy from both state and federal administrators.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:40 | 4054052 SeattleBruce
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Wrong. Many fine charities and church orgs put 85+% toward programs with 15% or less toward all admin costs.

Samaritan's Purse is one of the best.

World Vision another:

Compassion International another:

BTW Martha's Table is highly rated by the independent Charity Navigator through its publicly disclosed financial documents:

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 18:29 | 4054176 Vegamma
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SB, thanks for pointing out this distinction. MM, what you are describing is more the Jerry Falwell, Jesse Jackson problem. Most churches do very good work with a lot of volunteer help. I'll bet 95% of the people that have actually served on a Vestry/oversight role for their church would go bonkers if anyone even suggested a Caddy or those kinds of "perks" at the church's expense.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:37 | 4055811 MachoMan
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Clearly I'm describing those, but I'm also discussing the broader segment.  I see all sides of the equation, whether it's the accounting, legal, or directly from the employees/volunteers...  I'm not sure how well you can rely upon the public disclosures of charities in the day and age of mark to fantasy accounting.  If you think that charities don't do the same, then you're fooling yourselves.  It's even less scrutinized/held accountable than the financial services industry...  One of my favorites of the local market (and incredibly common in the broader segment) is the "monuments to god."  I'm sure that building the vast church complex is a better stewardship of the assets than actually helping people...

What is the fastest growing/conceived business in many towns throughout the country?  Hint: "ministry" is probably in the title.  [this isn't productive, btw].  Just look at your Secretary of State's business entity formations and do a cursory observation...  you'll probably be surprised.

Obviously there are SOME charities that perform great work...  even in the most corrupt organizations, some charitable work inevitably squirts out...  however, if you don't understand what the legal/accounting mechanisms are and why they are implemented so often (and how oversight does.not.exist in the industry), then you're missing the big picture here...  it's basically the wild west and people are gaming the shit out of it...  and, frankly, always have.  It's not politically palatable to crack down on charities (even for State AGs/consumer protection advocates) and so the farce continues.

The only difference between tax exempt organizations and bona fide taxable entities is that the tax exempt organizations spit the profit out on the front end.  [remember, a lot of medical service providers (hospitals) are NFP...  as is the same in virtually every industry...  we're not just talking about food banks and homeless shelters here].

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:30 | 4053859 Urban Redneck
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I was was going to ask where they got all the dough for the nice remodeling job since I last was in there (the custom aprons are pocket change in comparison to what that must have run). But your post sort of answers that.

Of course they still only provide the lowest quality of "food substitutes" except when local businesses donate something better, which is a gross under-utilization of their culinary equipment... unless oreo-boy can't make anything more complicated than a wonderbread and bullshit sammich (with the cameras there to record for posterity after 50 takes).

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 19:07 | 4054250 starfcker
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except for some very extraordinary circumstances (he was spotted early and groomed to be the pitchman he is) bho could have very easily led a life where the best he could do would be to construct bologna sandwitches in some school cafeteria. there, but for the grace of god, you stupid motherfucker

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:30 | 4053862 neidermeyer
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I HAVE GOT TO get into that racket.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:51 | 4053933 Agent P
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After Obama gets done with them, they'll be taking in $2,746,786 and spending $5,880,657

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:00 | 4053954 AlaricBalth
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Tue, 10/15/2013 - 02:33 | 4055124 Trucker Glock
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Martha's Table

Of the $5,880,657 only about $2,100,000 went to actual charitable needs such as food and clothing.

Those aprons should say Murtha's Table.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:50 | 4053932 TheMeatTrapper
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When I said "Get your ass in the kitchen and make me a sammich, bitch!" I wasn't talking to him. At least he minds well. 

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:20 | 4053519 Enslavethechild...
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Whoever is controlling the puppets strings, well they're skilled...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:28 | 4053574 knukles
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Oh, I think his handlers are beside themselves with his ongoing displays of rejection.  He's not even trying to give the impression he's in charge or cares, anymore, it seems....

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:36 | 4053618 max2205
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Meanwhile. ...back at the ranch, grandma is beating off the Indians

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:45 | 4053664 MsCreant
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Grandma is nasty. I heard the indians were coming...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:04 | 4053747 Lumberjack
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The beginning of the 17th century saw the first Europeans who lived year-round in Wabanaki territory.[7] At this time, there were probably about 10,000 Penobscots (a number which fell to below 500 in the early 19th century).[8] As contact became more permanent, after about 1675, conflicts arose. There were both French and English settlers in the Penobscots' homelands.

The Penobscots sided with the French during the French and Indian War in the mid-18th century after the English refusal to respect the Penobscots' intended neutrality. This refusal is evidenced by the Spencer Phipps Proclamation of 1755, which put a bounty on the scalps of all Penobscots. Also, the French posed a lesser threat to the Penobscots' land and way of life in that their population was significantly smaller and intermarriages were accepted.[7]

After the Battle of Quebec in 1759, the Penobscots were without their European ally and were left in a weakened position. During the American Revolution, the Penobscots sided with the Patriots and played an important role in defending British offensives from Canada. However, the American government did not reciprocate, and the power dynamics that had existed before and during the war persisted.[7]

In the following centuries, the Penobscots attempted to make treaties in order to hold on to some form of land, but, because they had no way to enforce the treaties with Massachusetts and then with Maine, Americans kept encroaching on their lands. From about 1800 onward, the Penobscots lived on reservations, specifically Indian Island. The Maine state government appointed an Indian Agent to oversee the tribe. The government believed that they were helping the Penobscots, as stated in 1824 by the highest court in Maine that "…imbecility on their parts, and the dictates of humanity on ours, have necessarily prescribed to them their subjection to our paternal control." This sentiment of "imbecility" set up a power dynamic in which the government treated the Penobscots as wards of the state and decided how their affairs would be taken care of. This perceived charity from the government was actually the Penobscots' money from land treaties and trusts, which the state had control over and used as it saw fit.[7]

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:54 | 4053945 Agent P
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If your Uncle Jack helped you off a horse, wouldn't you help your Uncle Jack off a horse? 

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:03 | 4053665 MsCreant
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Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:18 | 4053523 MiguelitoRaton
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Walter White for President, He'll get this country cooking!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:32 | 4053585 Stoploss
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There is a white kid in the pictures.


Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:55 | 4053715 Ahmeexnal
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Relax, that kid is a wigger.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:51 | 4054068 orangedrinkandchips
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it's very cool to be a 'gangsta nigga' these days.


Im not kidding. Even white boys got to got a back!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:55 | 4053714 Kirk2NCC1701
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Is this Helicopter Aid, i.e. was he dropped in by Marine One? 

I don't see any Vets from yesterday's White House protest being served.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:48 | 4053929 tenpanhandle
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They got served.  Obama has been serving baloney sandwiches to all of us for 5 years now.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:37 | 4053878 Zombie_Economics
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Saw a funny joke today.  Putin telling Obama a knock-knock.



Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:13 | 4053461 Arius
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take it easy will you?  the men got to eat... and lalso, got to feed america.

in all seriousness, it is the first day after weekend, things get start slowly .... it is government after all


i believe goldman got it under control ... if they say there is a deal .... just bet otherwise and you are okay


Still the Waterloo Formula nothing new under the Sun ..

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:23 | 4053542 SDShack
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WalMart just called... wants to buy those sandwiches to restock their shelves, but only if they come with a SNAP card. Kind of like a WalMart Happy Meal.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:14 | 4053479 zorba THE GREEK
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The sandwiches are probably empty, like his promises.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:16 | 4053487 James-Morrison
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At least he has found a job he is qualifed for.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:17 | 4053510 john39
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who the hell would eat anything that guy touched?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:55 | 4053701 Oldwood
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Or all those nose picken kids. I'd take the snap card any day over that. You recon that is part of Michele's dietary plan, white bread and peanut butter?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:01 | 4053736 SDShack
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His handlers are missing the messaging opportunity... should have said he was scheduled to make Nutricious Low Fat Oven Roasted Turkey on Whole Wheat with lots of Veggies. Instead, got PB&J on White Break because of the Govt. Shutdown caused by the evil Repugs... Just more evidence that Repugs hate children. The Media would have had a field day with that one.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:19 | 4053816 Hulk
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Boogers would be the only nutritious things in those sandwiches...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:19 | 4053515 kralizec
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I dunno Jim, I think he is a total fuckup if he is asked to do anything other than choom or Reggie...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:04 | 4053735 Kirk2NCC1701
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@James-Morrison: "At least he has found a job he is qualified for."

Are you sure?  I don't see him wearing a hair-net.  Basic "non-compliance".  Oops!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 18:26 | 4054174 New American Re...
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Bingo.  Thank you, now I don't have to say it.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:16 | 4053497 Winston Churchill
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Do you want ketchup with your shit sandwich America ?

You are getting it anyways.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:18 | 4053503 kralizec
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Or they are full of shit too!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:21 | 4053525 SDShack
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"My God... they're full of peas!"

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:22 | 4053538 kralizec
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Shut up and eat them!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 20:04 | 4054366 Jumbotron
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"My God... they're full of peas!"


What a great line to start the sequel to 2001 in 2010: The Year We Make Contact.  It obviously could not hold a candle to the original.....but what a way to playing mind games with you.  As soon as I heard that in the theatre I was wondering....."Did Bowman actually say that in the first film?"  And you realize that there were going to be some revelations.  And then the last time he says "My's full of stars ! "  the first chord of "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" on a giant pipe organ comes in and WOW what a start to a movie.

Too bad, once again, it couldn't reach the heights that Stanley Kubrick set in the first film......but a great opening and great opening line.  Thanks for that funny reference.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:50 | 4053936 Dkizzle49855
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More than likely the filler between the bread is shit, since that seems to be the main course for many as of late.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:56 | 4053949 Agent P
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"The sandwiches are probably empty, like his promises."

Look closely, they're full of baloney. (that's right, that's how I spell it...fuck you Oscar Meyer!)

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:17 | 4053495 azzhatter
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Such a piece of shit this Obama is

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:20 | 4053521 vxpatel
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Few americans would recognize the refrence to a fiddle...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:27 | 4053558 El Vaquero
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I thought that golf clubs were the new fiddle.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:31 | 4053591 vxpatel
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good point.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:36 | 4053614 El Vaquero
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However, given your druthers, would you rather Obama in the Oval Office signing EOs and stamping his feet like a petulant child, or would him rather him be on the golf course trying to seduce Tiger Woods?  The choice is obvious for me.  Sorry Tiger. 

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:50 | 4053690 Millivanilli
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Obama is a useless cocksucker.  Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:22 | 4053837 Bokkenrijder
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Is that Ned Flanders next to the Preeeezoooodent in that last picture?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:25 | 4053847 Hobbleknee
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Many are not wearing hair nets.  Storm the place with troopers and shut them down, like they do to Amish selling raw milk.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:10 | 4053446 alphamentalist
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if you post a photo of obama in his whitie-tighties i am going to have to find a new favorite market blog

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:10 | 4053447 eddymunster
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What a freak'in douche!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:08 | 4053449 Zer0head
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white bread

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:12 | 4053462 MillionDollarAnus
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Hard to find something more nutrionally void than that!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:37 | 4053617 slotmouth
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High Fructose Corn Syrup: Check

Hydrogenated Oils: Check

Empty Carbs with no fiber: Check

And you wonder why our kids are a bunch of fatties.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:17 | 4053484 ebworthen
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Baloney sandwiches with no fiber white bread, prolly mayonnaise too.

WWWS (What Would Wookiee Say)?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:01 | 4053734 Millivanilli
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Michelle and Chewbacca are strikingly similar.


You decide

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:16 | 4053812 BlackChicken
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Holy shit..!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:17 | 4053993 Jethro
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Chewbacca has dignity. The First Wookie, not so much.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:18 | 4053506 Winston Churchill
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Dat rayciss.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:30 | 4053560 Fundies
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Getting ready for a shit sandwich America.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:13 | 4053989 Jethro
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Technically, wouldn't that be white-black bread?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:09 | 4053452 Jethro
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Suspicion confirmed. He is a sammich maker.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:09 | 4053454 optimator
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Finally found something he is good at!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:13 | 4053471 MiltonFriedmans...
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So that's how you make a shit sandwich,

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:14 | 4053476 LostPolarBear
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Not really - those look like pretty shitty sandwiches...



Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:22 | 4053541 Darksky
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Did he technically build that sandwich?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:31 | 4053587 knukles
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Not all by himself...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:10 | 4053464 BabyBen
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Getting ready for the prison kitchen after his frauds are uncovered!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:23 | 4053470 Mercury
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A real natural with the baloney...


Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:11 | 4053472 Seasmoke
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Poetic picture. The blue team is starry eyed. The red team looks disgusted. 

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:11 | 4053473 lolmao500
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I bet all knives were banned since HIS HOLYNESS could have been stabbed by an unruly peasant.

In other news, Obama already got his plan... take down EBT cards on October 17, blame it on the republicans not wanting to raise the debt ceiling = winning!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:31 | 4053596 knukles
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or cut himself...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:12 | 4053474 ebworthen
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I'm pretty sure those are BALONEY sandwiches he is making!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:16 | 4053486 Zymurguy
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...and Reid is in the back whipping up another batch of "special sauce"

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:26 | 4053549 kralizec
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Don't eat that sammich!!!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:34 | 4053604 FEDbuster
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Is that Government Baloney on those sandwiches?  

I am kind of surprised he didn't just hand each kid an EBT card, and tell them to go buy their own lunch.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:15 | 4053477 ConfederateH
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Come on Tylers, you are just lateraling Bonzai powerful ammunition

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:15 | 4053481 Payne
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More evidence that the Comander in Chief is not neccessary for the day to day management of the Country.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:15 | 4053482 stinkhammer
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I wonder if he fucked up making the sandwiches too?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:47 | 4053662 adr
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I'm sorry sir, but in this kitchen we put the bologna on top of the tomato slice, not the other way around. You'll have to do them all again.


How much you want to bet Obammy would fall for that one?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:16 | 4053488 buzzsaw99
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Those sandwiches are disgusting.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:44 | 4053648 adr
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I know the peanut butter and jelly mix together once the sandwich gets in your mouth, but there is something profoundly disgusting about mixing the two together in a giant mixing bowl before it goes on the bread.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:14 | 4053489 fonzannoon
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sandwich joke.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:15 | 4053490 asscannon101
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Obomba isn't fit to carry Walter White's jock. Walter would send him to Belize in a quick minute.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:25 | 4053555 Oldwood
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I think Walter was modeled after Obama. He was always saying it was for his family yet it really was about power, and when he met resistance he first tried lies and manipulation and ultimately elimination. Its the same as it always has been with lots of misery in death in its path and always a similar end.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:17 | 4053493 IridiumRebel
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Yep! There's his version of new job creation....sandwich artistry and volunteering. Way to go!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:35 | 4053606 knukles
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Community Organization in Action!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:17 | 4053494 fooshorter
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They let this lying psyhcopath near kids?! I thought sex offenders werent allowed with 50 yds of schools....

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:39 | 4053628 vxpatel
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then how would you explain the existence of catholic schools?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:16 | 4053499 Kreditanstalt
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Sandwiches in a kitchen?  Shouldn't it be soup?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:16 | 4053501 NOZZLE
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Affirmative action clown not fit to pick cotton. 

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:29 | 4053564 kralizec
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Yeah, but I bet he can jump down and turn around...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:36 | 4053608 knukles
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Betcha I'm one of the few gets that one...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:55 | 4053706 MsCreant
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Me and my Bammy?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:19 | 4053833 Hulk
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Eating green eggs and Hammy !!!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 19:26 | 4054286 knukles
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It supposed to be the picking cotton song....


We’re gonna jump down turn around
pick a bale of cotton,
jump down turn around pick a bale a day.
Jump down turn around
pick a bale of cotton,
jump down turn around pick a bale a day.

  etc, etc, etc.... 

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 20:00 | 4054355 mofreedom
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Slaves were nicer, back in the day, when they maintained the title of slave.  Today they're all uppity.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:18 | 4053505 Bosch
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Photographic Proof:  He couldn't even run a fast food joint by himself. 

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:19 | 4053508 Zymurguy
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Um, you know, um, well, later on today, me and um, Tiger are going out to uh, play a round of golf.

Aaaaaand, you know, that uh, these would be great snacks for us after such a, uh, hard day at work.

So, let me be clear, and uh, make no mistake, uh, um we're going to take a few of these, uh, under presidential priviledge.

thank you.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:19 | 4053513 asscannon101
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Employees must wash hands after using the restroom, dammit!!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:28 | 4053562 kralizec
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Oh, Did you sign up for O'DumbassCare?


Pay your fine, bitch!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:18 | 4053520 ziggy59
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Its about time they utilize the abundant shit they have been dishing out lately..

Shit Club Sandwich...piled high..

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:24 | 4053526 Oldwood
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He does love his peoples.

Everything is about appearances, photo opportunities for his media minions.


Mon, 10/14/2013 - 19:44 | 4054331 Wen_Dat
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Now that's a dream I can believe in

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:19 | 4053527 Devotional
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were I an American I would be disgusted with this. Sad times.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:19 | 4053528 rguptatx
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Making sandwiches - or sumbitchez?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:20 | 4053529 rorik
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He didn't make those sandwiches.....

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:30 | 4053533 CaptainSpaulding
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I'll have one Broccoli rabe on italian bread and one steak and egg sandwich to go

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:22 | 4053539 FuzzyDunlop21
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Mostly women there. Thats rayciss'. 

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:34 | 4053547 superflex
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Hold the Reggie mayo.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:41 | 4053641 Hedgetard55
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I thought this would be about a Reggie Love/Kal Pen/Barry Choom sammich!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:30 | 4053556 Yen Cross
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Throw totus on a bun and you have a turd slider with a side of Reggies special sauce. I'm surprised the pos isn't wearing a Spiderman apron and underoos.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:48 | 4053676 Oldwood
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Do they make one my wife can operate?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:30 | 4053572 orangegeek
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too bad one of those kids wasn't packing heat

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:31 | 4053575 Coyote57
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You guys are clueless.

You all were mad when Jimmy Carter took himself hostage in the Rose Garden during the Iranian Hostage Crisis.

Now you are mad at the President for NOT allowing himself to be taken hostage.

Never satisfied just want to gripe.

I doubt any of you have ever negotiated for anything in your life and are mystified when you see real negotiating tactics in play.

Be real.


Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:33 | 4053605 FuzzyDunlop21
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Oh yes I read about the "making a sammy" tactic on the wikipedia page for 'Negotiating strategies'

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:14 | 4053785 Abiotic Oil
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"And in other news today, the House has agreed to allow insurance monopolies and deficit financing to rape the country after seeing Obama make a sandwich..."

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:23 | 4053840 lakecity55
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Go somewhere else to blow your skin flute.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:31 | 4053586 CunnyFunt
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Where's your hair net, bitch?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:33 | 4053597 the iD
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"Here is the shit sandwhich you ordered. That'll be 20 trillion dollars."

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:34 | 4053600 vxpatel
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0 nuttitional value, 100% gov't farm subsidized meal.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:37 | 4053626 Yen Cross
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Where's that pumpkin head Schumer???

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:47 | 4053663 CunnyFunt
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Chuckie's turning tricks on "The Street".

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:40 | 4053631 adr
adr's picture

Can I get a WHAT WHAT??

Dat's right, Obama gonna feed da Nation y'all. Ain'ts not gonna have no hungry. Be eatin pink slime an peanut butter jelly fo'eva.

Oh hells yeah, my brotha from a notha motha!

Rockin dat apron, yo. Like Uncle Jemima, gonna get dat face on a box, be lookin at Obama evy time I cookin my EBT food. Sheeeet.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:40 | 4053639 TWSceptic
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That's the first manual labor he ever did.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:59 | 4053731 MsCreant
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But maybe not the first manual laborer?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:46 | 4053661 vxpatel
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too bad mcromney didn't win....oh wait, nothing would have been different.


ron paul revoultion ASAP

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:45 | 4053666 Debugas
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how much real meat is in there ?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:38 | 4053879 the grateful un...
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not enough to meet the 40% required by the FDA

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:46 | 4053669 Diogenes
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Credit where credit is due, the man knows his limitations. Let him make sandwiches and play golf while the grown ups run things. You are probably better off.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:48 | 4053672 robertocarlos
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Normally that would be called misallocation of labour.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:48 | 4053677 Element
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He's simply not a natural leader, would Putin or the leader of almost any other country behave in that way at a time when their country's entire credibility is collapsing? (ok, maybe Boris Yeltsin ... but he was a hopeless drunk ... and his country had already imploded)

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