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The US is two days away from no longer being able to issue new debt, but at least Obama is busy... Making sandwiches.

Meeting The Volunteers
 
 
More Volunteers
 

 

Talking To The Volunteers

 

 
Speaking To Reporters
 
 
Trying To Hear Over The Noise
 
 
First, It's Time To Put On Some Gloves
 
 
It's Time To Make Some Sandwiches!
 
Bagging The Sandwiches
 
 
Not Bad
 
 

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We will give the president this much: the apron is a nice addition to the rolled-up sleeves.

Source: HuffPo, Photo credit: AFP, Getty Images

 

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Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:52 | 4053691 Throwinghammers
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My bologna has a first name it's, O-B-A-M-A

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:51 | 4053694 JR
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No President in history has ever been used so extensively by his handlers to push policies against America's citizens. As for making sandwiches, he’s one of the country’s most highly paid deli workers, with an average net worth of $3,616,506 (and high net worth maximum of $6,380,999).

The Obama publicity stunt recalls the famous war-time photograph of boxing champion Jack Dempsey, showing his enthusiasm for the war effort and working men, appearing for the photo op in workman’s clothes as if on the assembly line, heavy gloves and heavy air tools in hand.  Dempsey wasn’t able to put over the intended image, however, because his handlers had forgotten to have him remove his patent leather shoes. The outcry:  War Slacker!

Of course, Obama was never in the heavyweight category.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:43 | 4053897 BabyBen
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Are you F'n kidding ....BO's net worth is $1 Billion...his accounts payable from Wall street has to be Billion plus. He will make Al Bore look like a piker

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:17 | 4053994 JR
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Does that include the Obamas’ $40 million mansion in Hawaii?

From Weekly World News 2012: President Obama and his wife just closed (in 2012) on a mansion in Hawaii... an estate in close proximity to land owned by the University of Hawaii, where the Obama presidential library and “political center” will be located. The estate is valued at $40 million….

[T]he funding of the Obama’s post-presidential estate is Penny Pritzker (his 2013 Jewish appointment for Secretary of Commerce).  She is also in charge of raising the donations for Obama’s presidential library and museum.  Pritzker is a billionaire who in recent years resolved a long-standing family feud over her late father’s vast business empire that includes the Hyatt Hotel chain as well as assorted manufacturing operations.

The wealthiest families in Chicago are being leaned on heavily to contribute with Penny aggressively guilting them with “appeals of you don’t want the President to be homeless in January, do you?”

http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/51125/obama-buys-40-million-estate-in-hawaii/

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:53 | 4053702 world_debt_slave
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where he should've ended up instead of his usurp of our country

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:59 | 4053711 QQQBall
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Fooker - I got a gray pubic hair in my P&J sammich.. and some moron put the baggie on inside-out

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:56 | 4053720 B2u
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This looks like a job that Obama has talent to do.  There are few but he can fall back on this job after he leaves office.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:19 | 4053819 lakecity55
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no way you eat one of those. Probably has AIDS from the black choir director he was blowing who died from it in '09.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:00 | 4053728 orangedrinkandchips
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WORTHLESS!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 15:59 | 4053733 QQQBall
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The black and white props look disgusted

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:00 | 4053739 Zymurguy
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Um, well, uh as many of you know... um, uh, these would have been some, uh, favorite tastry treats back in the choom wagon.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:03 | 4053752 Occams_Chainsaw
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Did he seize half the sammiches to redistribute to his cronies?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:14 | 4053799 Fix It Again Timmy
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This can't be true...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmXqf768bjE

yeah, it's rayciss.....

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:17 | 4053807 lakecity55
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Yeah, Shit Sanwhiches for everbody!

Mofo.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:19 | 4053817 TaperProof
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YEAH BITch GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH! MAYEB YOULL GET THAT SHIT RIGHT SINCE YOU GOT THE WHOLE PRESIDENT THING WRONG.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:19 | 4053826 lakecity55
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Bath hOuse: "Did you try the chocolate fudge pack? It just came out!

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:21 | 4053834 Abiotic Oil
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If it's good enough for hardened criminals, it's good enough for the government schools.

-Arpaio has dramatically cut prison costs since becoming sheriff...."Switched to bologna sandwiches, that saved half a million dollars a year."

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:34 | 4053871 the grateful un...
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life is a shit sandwich and every day you have to take a bite

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:48 | 4053919 bdub2
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mmm, Fema-ches...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 16:47 | 4053924 robnume
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This must be Blobama's doppelganger, because I've no doubt that he's really out playing fucking golf, which is what all rich fuckers do. In fact, that IS ALL that rich fuckers do. Besides polo and lacrosse. What a waste they are. The rich, that is.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:01 | 4053957 Purple headed w...
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Maybe they're doing the Obama indocrination song again, this is my most funnest one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtGrp5MbzAI

 

We're gonna spread happiness
We're gonna spread freedom
Obama's gonna change it
Obama's gonna lead 'em

We're gonna change it
And rearrange it
We're gonna change the world.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:11 | 4053982 wingmann
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Well,one has to spread a lot of crap to make the proper shit sandwich.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:11 | 4053983 Quantum Nucleonics
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What would Michelle and the left wing anti-GMO health food crowd say about serving white bread?

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:22 | 4054009 wingmann
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As I look at these pics of the sammich czar,I can't help but think that the Peter Principle meter is pegged.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:27 | 4054022 WeTheSheeplez
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It's only fitting they have him bagging Baloney sandwiches...

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:34 | 4054038 GPW
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Finally, something that perhaps he could be good at.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 17:36 | 4054043 djsmps
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Did he attend food handler class and does he have a food handler's license? That's required even to work as a volunteer at a soup kitchen,

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 18:32 | 4054180 Element
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Obviously you didn't see this:

For Immediate Release

 

Oct 14, 2013

 

Executive Order -- Presidential free-pass
 
EXECUTIVE ORDER
 
- - - - - - -
 
Presidential free pass
 
By the authority vested in me as President, by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and consistent with the provisions of the Federal Advisory Committee Act, as amended (5 U.S.C. App.), it is hereby ordered as follows:
 
Section 1. Continued until Jan 21st, 2016.
 
The golfer in chief can do whatever the fuck he wants.
 
Section 2. This order shall be effective from October 14, 2013.
 
BARACK OBAMA
 
THE WHITE HOUSE,
October 14, 2013.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 21:08 | 4054512 tip e. canoe
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make the apron either out of hemp or yak skin

and add a wifebeater & a CATPOWER trucker hat

and it's actually a cool outfit

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 21:46 | 4054617 ForTheWorld
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What on earth are they attempting to spread on the sandwiches in the first two pictures? I want to think it's some sort of poor imitation of jam or jelly, but it's too... brown.

Also, the little girl in the red apron on the right hand side of the first two pictures has no idea how to place the brown stuff on the slice of bread properly. I've seen three year olds with better hand/eye coordination.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 00:29 | 4055024 firestarter_916
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It's probably the lubricant they use on the landing gear of those drones. I'm surprised they have any to spare.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 22:07 | 4054679 tony wilson
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unkle tom is lookin old while makin up some tasty monsanto  soros rothshild shit sandwich.

with the help of bill gates vaccines and heavy metal cloud dosing this vicious cunt is feedin der world.

until we dead.

Mon, 10/14/2013 - 22:58 | 4054829 gafgroocK
Tue, 10/15/2013 - 00:19 | 4055006 401K of Dooom
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Could someone put on a pair of examination gloves and see if this Pres has a prostate gland.  From all appearances, he does not have one.  And notice in that one picture, labeled talking to the press.  It's as if he was talking to his loyal, Orcish minions in the media.  I am so happy that I do not have children. 

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 00:29 | 4055021 firestarter_916
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The most clueless, out of touch, arrogant, stick up his ass POTUS ever!  He makes Jimmy Carter look intelligent and compassionate.  This joke doesn't care that 30 of his "brothers" are mowed down each weekend in Chicago.  As long as he's in office, nothing else matters.  No leadership and and complete FU to any negotiation.  Sickening to the point that it's almost unbelieveable.  There's a special place in hell waiting for this SOB.

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