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Harry Reid Is One Optimistic Guy

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In the aftermath of the latest House Republican debacle, the Senate had no choice but to go back to where it was on Thursday morning, and attempt to cobble a deal together. Only unlike Thursday, it now has just a little over 24 hours, and a House that it knows will not play ball with pretty much anything that the Senate proposes (at least not until that ultimate arbiter Joe Biden shows up and starts laughing). So while the outcome of this latest regression to square 0 is unknown, one thing we do know is that when it comes to matters such as these, Harry Reid is one very optimistic guy.

As of moments ago: "Senator Reid and Senator McConnell have re-engaged in negotiations and are optimistic that an agreement is within reach,” said Adam Jentleson, Reid’s spokesman."

  • Not to be confused with October 14: "Democratic Majority Leader Harry Reid opened the Senate session by saying he was 'very optimistic we will reach an agreement this week that's reasonable in nature."
  • ... or October 13: "As government shutdown talks shift to Senate, Reid optimistic despite no compromises"
  • ... or October 9: "I am optimistic, even though that is against my nature, that Republicans will not hold the full faith and credit of the United States hostage,” said Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, a Nevada Democrat."
  • and so forth, and so on...

And sure enough, this was more than sufficient for stawks (in this case manifested by the 1.000 correlated JPY carry trade) which have the attention span of an ADHD vacuum tube on Aderall withdrawal, to forget that absolutely nothing has changed in the past week and that the various parties are now even more polarized than ever and a deal will be that more difficult to pull off, and to soar higher. Oblivious that as long as they keep soaring on "hoap", any real impetus - namely a stock market crash - to get a deal done will not be there.

But such is the market for reactive momo idiots that Bernanke has created.

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Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:00 | 4058557 ghostfaceinvestah
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I hope Ted Cruz + Rand Paul + Mike Lee filibuster anything that comes up for a vote in the Senate.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 19:58 | 4058565 Almost Solvent
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Two wild and crazy guys

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:02 | 4058572 Say What Again
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NQ is spitting distance from the all-time high.  Everything must be fixed.

This POS is going to go epic when they finally make a deal.  5% in one day.

I love this market.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:06 | 4058606 knukles
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I remember a classic photo form the Vietnam era of a Buddhist monk immolating himself in protest

Now Harry, that's optimism.

Follow in the steps of the well trod path of enlightenment....

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:10 | 4058614 max2205
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Dementia is cruel

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:21 | 4058658 knukles
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Well well well...

Looks like the trolls have been sent out in force tonight just in front of the demise of shit city...

Same as the severe intervention in the Gold and Silver markets.
Can't have them rallying in the face of Armageddon now, can we?

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:23 | 4058671 Say What Again
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They say that the market does not like uncertainty.

Things are uncertain.

The market is near all-time highs.

This thing should rip over 10% in a few days, once they finally stop their little bickering.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:39 | 4058728 SunRise
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or burst into tatters on the news

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 21:12 | 4058836 Zer0head
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circa 1979



The affidavit also revealed that some of the reputed mobsters felt they had control over at least one top Nevada official. Harry Reid, chairman of the Nevada Gaming Commission, has said federal authorities felt he was the "Mr. Clean" referred to in wiretapped conversations, But Reid has denied any connection to organized crime. http://news.google.com/newspapers?id=wEIrAAAAIBAJ&sjid=h54FAAAAIBAJ&pg=5...

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 00:20 | 4059366 James-Morrison
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Harry is always optomistic that he can "make an offer that you can't refuse".

(it helps to know low-life in high-places).

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:12 | 4058640 max2205
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Wow what a rip...over 1700 again...ha ha...reminds me of Greece debt crisis market.....up up up

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 21:23 | 4058861 Zer0head
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and cost of Greek debt

down down down


meanwhile the notion that sheep and greek go together wiith ECB, IMF, EC in kind of a threesomish, foursomish je ne sais quoi seems to have some wool to it

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:26 | 4058678 Julian
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Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:28 | 4058684 johngaltfla
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To quote an old friend of mine:


"Crack don't smoke itself"


Reid defines that.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 21:04 | 4058822 DeadFred
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You're not giving him a fair chance. Every profession has its code words. For a recruiter "Projects a corporate image" translates to 'caucasian with blue eyes'. In real estate "quaint cottage" means 'old shack in disrepair'. For a politician like Harry "Optimistic" equals 'We're so screwed'

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 21:34 | 4058904 GeezerGeek
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For Harry Reid, optimism results from decades of never being held to account for ceaseless lies, prevarications and underhanded dealings. Just once I'd like to see some reporter put Reid on the spot. That, of course, is as likely to happen as Boehner growing a set and throwing Obama's words right back at him about raising the debt limit indicatiog a failure of leadership.


Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:05 | 4058574 LetThemEatRand
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"I hope Ted Cruz + Rand Paul + Mike Lee filibuster anything that comes up for a vote in the Senate."

Here's the wager.  If they do, we know they are the real McCoy and I stop calling out Rand Paul as a corporatist.  I haven't slammed Cruz or Lee yet but probably will in the future unless they filibuster.  If they don't, we get to lump them in with the rest of the fuckers and I get to do a victory lap and burn out the tires and drink champagne from a shoe or something.  Any takers?

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:09 | 4058620 fonzannoon
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I just think both parties will take turns holding this up for a while. This whole thing is being done to give the free shit army a glimpse at the abyss. Government assistance programs will be temporarily shut off. The want people screaming for big brother to turn the lights back on. So while i believe it's possible Cruz etc may fliibuster or whatever, it's not because they are the real anything. They are just another pawn playing their role. 

During this experiment gold will fall, treasuries will rally and stocks will just hang out, bored, waiting for the next move up. 


Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:16 | 4058642 LetThemEatRand
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Yeah, I suppose I should caveat my bet with "if they drag it out for a meaningful period of time that is well into next year", but what the hell.  I don't even think they have the balls to fillibuster for show this month.  Doing so may actually cause some grassroots support which is the last thing the Banker Party wants.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:32 | 4058657 fonzannoon
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Yeah agreed. Or there would have to be other parameters. For example a 25% drop in stocks, or a sharp move higher in bond yields coupled with an announcement from China that they are exiting UST's; (although I think the fed would not sweat over it) or a substanial move higher ( I'm talking $500, not some $7 move that we claim is soaring) in gold. Something that would not fit the narrative of the U.S is awesome despite it's troubles.

 - I take it all back LTER it looks like this time they are very concerned.


double edit - I see some people have not fell far enough down the rabbit hole. Speak up. Let's hear it.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:36 | 4058721 LetThemEatRand
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hehehehe.  He said "smear campaign."

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:44 | 4058729 NoDebt
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I have dry powder since July (as I've said on here many times before).  I'm itching to use it.  But I'm not getting jumpy.  Patience.  The longer this goes past the 17th, the better.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 21:37 | 4058927 GeezerGeek
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Country Club Republicans would rather lose an election to a Democrat than win one with a conservative candidate.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:17 | 4058647 krispkritter
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Have to agree with you on this.  However, should they screw it up and miss a 'Stop' sign, the resulting crash could start something they cannot control adequately without extreme measures. Those measures in themselves could bring about changes they aren't prepared for...

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:21 | 4058659 El Vaquero
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Cruz's wife is a squid bankstress.  He has a whole lot of work to do to get me to trust that he hasn't been or won't be coopted by the bankers. 

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:44 | 4058751 j0nx
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Amen brother. She is former JPM and currently with the squid. This guy is tonsils deep in bankster cock regardless of what you choose to believe. The squid owns everything bitches. Best get used to it. I'd love to believe he's the real deal but anything that Jamie and Lloyd have touched is tainted goods.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:51 | 4058770 knukles
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Talk about the flow of insdie information.

Holy Shit

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 21:11 | 4058843 AlamoJack
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Roger that Cowboy.  Cruz is "just too, too perfect" to be all you want him to be (and the Republican party wants him to be.)  The people here in Texas are all gaga over him.  I've voted for 100's if not 1000's of Republicans since 1970 (no, NOT Tricky Dik).  See where it got me?  The only Repub that I don't regret is RP.  Truth teller extroadinaire.

Burma Shave

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:38 | 4058724 goldenbuddha454
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Are you still going to do that thing you talked about if we default?

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:44 | 4058742 LetThemEatRand
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I've been buttering my asshole all week.  Tomorrow I'm going to squat in a bowl of gin.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:45 | 4058746 goldenbuddha454
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I'm cryin, I'm tearin up, I just spit coffee across the room!

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:44 | 4058744 goldenbuddha454
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I think you said, 'I will eat my own ... if we default'?

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:10 | 4058615 A Lunatic
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I hope a twenty thousand pound, rabid, shit eating dog gobbles up Washington D.C. and everyone in it. If you're going to hope, hope big, Bitchez..........

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:14 | 4058645 RaceToTheBottom
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That would produce one helluva dog shit....

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:21 | 4058665 A Lunatic
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Shovel ready jobs. For realz this time......

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:28 | 4058683 LetThemEatRand
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If the First dog shits on Air Force One and no one is around to smell it (because they are golfing or blowing a banker or arming Al Queda), does it make a smell?

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:32 | 4058698 El Vaquero
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Probably not, because it cannot overpower the putrid stench of corruption left by Obama.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:46 | 4058756 Buck Johnson
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To be honest with you I hope one of them do Filibuster in the senate. Our system is screwed up, we need to show the world what the US truly is like.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 21:12 | 4058817 williambanzai7
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"I agree we need some help-but the BRos always wins!"

Dick Fuld

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:02 | 4058578 thismarketisrigged
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just fucking laugh. from - 15 dow pts to up 70 and prob only going higher on the same bullshit that has been said the past week.


its like the market rallys on the same bullshit rumors that are false time after time.


just in time for asia to be green tonight on this shit

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:10 | 4058613 knukles
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Well, at least thismarketisntrigged...

(maniacial laughter)

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:00 | 4058580 ArisAron
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Fuck you Hairy Dweeb.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:01 | 4058582 emsolý
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At least he's not 100% confident he can get it done in 15 minutes...

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:01 | 4058586 JFKFC
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29 hours until Apple has 5x moar cash on hand than Uncle Sam.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:11 | 4058619 knukles
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dude, dont give Creamer any more ideas...

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:21 | 4058667 fonzannoon
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I went ahead and junked you and Jim in MN because somehow you escaped the drive by junker and I did not want you to feel left out.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:28 | 4058688 knukles
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Fonz, you know how sensitive, fragile and insecure I am...

tearing up

I was beginning to feel nobody paid me any attention anymore.
My savior


Jesus H F Christ, they're rally banging away tonight.
Post something and 30 seconds later they're all over it.

Buncha rabid mongrel dogs...

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:31 | 4058706 fonzannoon
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Yes they are of the quiet pussy variety too. No ballsack on this red arrow crowd.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:36 | 4058722 El Vaquero
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Sounds about right.  I got my first junk tonight.  It made feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and I haven't even cracked into the beer or scotch tonight.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 20:32 | 4058711 LetThemEatRand
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I was going to say "it's a free country," but then I remembered it isn't any longer.

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