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House GOP To Explain New New Bill - Live Webcast

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With the only thing that matters the level of the S&P 500, we can only wonder at what effect the GOP's discussion (and hopefully Q&A) of their new new bill (with Obamacare issue) will have on the world's key metric... However, it seems the divide is only getting wider (despite the hope/hype) as Boehner comments:

  • *BOEHNER SAID TO CALL SENATE PROPOSAL A HAND GRENADE

Does it seem like that is the kind of talk that indicates whatever the House priceeds with will be approved by the Senate.

 

Here is the Speaker's feed

 



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Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:08 | 4055694 Sudden Debt
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I BET THEY'LL INVENT A NEW WORD FOR PRINTING MONEY!!!

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:12 | 4055705 HoofHearted
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"We're expanding the wealth for everyone"

Should I submit my CV to the Speaker's office to get a job as his lackey in charge of doubleplusgood newspeech?

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:15 | 4055718 Bearwagon
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No, only people who are able to truly believe their own newspeech are welcome there.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:18 | 4055726 GetZeeGold
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So I'm guessing we're getting sold up the river again?

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:19 | 4055731 Bearwagon
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You betcha!

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:05 | 4055934 walküre
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he said "hand grenade" ... DHS to shut down Senate and Congress in 3,2,1....

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:04 | 4055943 HoofHearted
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Reminds me of "Hayek...as in high explosives." Great videos there...

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:05 | 4055937 HoofHearted
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Shit...the cynical asses like us ZH denizens can come up with the best newspeak for the people to believe. Come on, hire a brotha!!!!

It's racist that you won't hire crusty old bastards. Or age-ist. It's something. Give me my EBT and some benefits for your racist viewpoints...

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:12 | 4055966 BabyBen
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/Sarc

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:08 | 4055946 krispkritter
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This isn't a working government, it's a shitty reality show with all the unprincipled actors screaming "Look at me! Look at me!" while the masses hug their Cheetohs and grip the ice cream bucket between their flabby thighs as the condensate drips into the bean bag chair.

There are more collective IQ points in the cast of Jersey Shore than these 500+ idiots.  We get Mr. Hope and Change and the Crying Carrot and hardly a word about the American public being fleeced into oblivion by the banks and well-connected.  What a disgrace this government has become.  

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:23 | 4055753 kralizec
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Up...down...SSDD...

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:43 | 4055847 Chupacabra-322
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@ GetZ,

Only one thing to do—hang onto to your butts. We have no idea of the enormous storm about to hit this country...and soon. Meanwhile the man in the White House is poised to feel the glory of a birdie on 18th hole.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:58 | 4055910 davinci7_gis
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I have decided to be the scariest damn thing ever this Halloween:  a Washington politician!

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:17 | 4056014 davinci7_gis
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All he said was fair and balanced...like Fox News.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:16 | 4055727 Zer0head
Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:15 | 4055716 jughead
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I'll see your bet and raise you a "I bet they invent a new word for "we surrender".  F'ing wussies.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:18 | 4055728 Bearwagon
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"As a very clever maneuver, we are now forcefully advancing backwards!" I'll raise you three spidy towels ;-)

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:33 | 4055800 Chupacabra-322
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All according to the plan of Kissinger, Rockefeller, the Bush Family and their Kenyan sock puppet, Obama. Anybody ready for strategic boycotts now? Nope.

All done by design, all done by Agenda.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:03 | 4055928 LawsofPhysics
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Yes, but now that the world is paying more attention, it will become harder and harder to disquise these blatant manipulations.  Confidence and faith are things that can in fact be lost overnight.

Full disclosure;  I am long black markets and sharecropping.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:47 | 4056175 James-Morrison
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What happened to the Blue Teams sense of adventure.
Surely they will have to "pass this compromise in order to see what's in it".
Why have they suddenly developed a need to read their own horseshit bills.
Things that make you go hmmmm...

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 12:00 | 4056239 Kirk2NCC1701
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No argument here.  If these "chupa activos" can Manufacture Consent for WW1, WW2, Vietnam, Desert Storm 1+2, and 9/11, they can* Manufacture Consent for ANYTHING.

* Given the combined resources of the CIA, DOD, Hollywood, Madison Avenue, MSM, Fed's Ctrl-P, Saudi intelligence + Moxxad.  All working in tandem.  Very discretely -- Probably from the 'Arbusto' ranch North and South.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 12:53 | 4056508 Chupacabra-322
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That, my friend, is

The Global Criminal Oligarch Cabal Bankster Intelligence Crime Syndicate.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:32 | 4055804 RazvanM
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+ one free gallon of sunflower oil and + one free bag of sugar + one free iPhone 5c.

"For the common good we will accept any deal presented to us by president Obama. If it will have inside a clear article named 'Balanced budget'. No specifics necessary. We trust the President."

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:29 | 4055780 max2205
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Cue nsa to begin distribution of nasty pictures of republicans in questionable situations

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:20 | 4056044 David Fry
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That was a useless press conference to wait around for. Obama is playing them nicely. Van Hollen says "Obama has been consistent." Right, he's been doing everything except leading like making bologna sandwiches at Martha's Kitchen.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:13 | 4055710 ApollyonDestroy
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What a bunch of fags!

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:13 | 4055719 Dr. Engali
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Do we really need a webcast to tell us they are going to cave and kick the can again?

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:27 | 4055766 RSloane
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Not really, no. I'm not going to watch the clown show.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:27 | 4056076 Blano
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You missed nothing.  Literally.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:14 | 4055720 SheepDog-One
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Must....Fool 'em.....All. The. Time.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:17 | 4055723 SheepDog-One
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Kicka da can....you want Coke? No Pepsi!

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:17 | 4055733 SheepDog-One
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They're all just jokin and laughin....nothing to see here!

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:38 | 4055814 Seasmoke
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Yeah reminds of Robbie Parker from Newtown. Everyone laughing until they shout .........ACTION !

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:21 | 4055734 LetThemEatRand
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I just looked at the video and I think there is a woman on screen taking a shit on stage.  How fitting.

EDIT -- no, just a photographer crouching down to get a shot.  But still, the fact that I thought she may be bending over the take a dump right there on stage says a lot.  

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:30 | 4055794 Confused
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Listening to the camera men talk provides more value than whatever will be coming out of this assclowns mouth. Atleast these guys are entertaining, and I probably won't have a stroke while they talk. 

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:25 | 4055769 Bryan
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The market is clearly expecting 'good' news.  ES futures are up several points just looking at the photographers and press in the feed.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:28 | 4055786 BabyBen
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The women was sent by Goldman to make sure they get what they want. 

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:29 | 4055793 Spastica Rex
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Any bets on how high the markets jump when we get the resolution?

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:42 | 4055832 Bryan
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I'm getting a Boehner just thinking about it.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:09 | 4055960 SheepDog-One
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Well, hard to call...since we didn't get any market drop at all from 'the crisis'....who knows how far they'll goose everything? Or maybe not...wouldn't it be funny if 'resolution' dropped so-called markets 10%? I know I'd laugh.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:33 | 4055805 NIHILIST CIPHER
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If their lips are moving,they are lying. Give us a break and just STFU and go home.

 Go sell this crap to someone that is gullible enough to listen to it.  

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:36 | 4055815 SquirrelButtDan
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What are the chances we see another "weeping Cheeto" picture before it ends? 

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:39 | 4055821 Burticus
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Photo accompanying this article should have been of an elephant standing at the entrance to a CAVE, not the Kenyan Usurper smooching the far left statist wearing the elephant costume.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:47 | 4055852 ak_khanna
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It is clear from this shutdown that politicians in a democracy are willing to hold the future of the majority of the working class at stake to achieve their own objectives. If the population of a country thinks that political candidates who spend millions of dollars to get elected do so to serve their country and make policies and rules for the betterment of the majority of the citizens of the country need to wake up from their dreams. Democracy worldwide is a failure and needs to be re-defined to ensure the periodical evaluation of elected leaders so that they perform their duties or can be removed by the people from their seats of power.

http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article40231.html

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:16 | 4056005 Renewable Life
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Harry Reid calls that anarchy!!!

Most politicians, I mean dictators around the world would call it terrorism now, and round up your unarmed ass and throw you in jail, at best!!!!

If you think the tiny minority in the world, is going to relinquish power to the masses, after spending 500 years consolidating it, your tripping on LSD! Because that might be the only "reality", you'll see that happen!

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:47 | 4055859 SheepDog-One
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I just got back from running some errands....they STILL haven't started this shitshow yet??

Any good .gov wouldn't be headline news 24/7!

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:52 | 4055875 Blano
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WTH is Boner running on Obama Standard Time now?

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:50 | 4055876 koaj
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We must move forward  not backward upward not downward...and always twirling twirling twirling towards freedom

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyaJ8eR9tzw

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:55 | 4055886 fooshorter
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<---The Top of equity markets

<--- Rally to SPF  20,000

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 10:58 | 4055909 Max Cynical
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Great opportunity for someone to walk up to the microphones and give a great onionesque speech about how they have come to an agreement to kick th ecan, contiuue fucking Americans...

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:03 | 4055929 Meat Hammer
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If any of these turds is re-elected then we'll know for sure that Diebold is self-aware.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:03 | 4055939 lunaticfringe
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So just as the world is discovering what a huge jugfuck the ACA is, the politicians have reached an agreement. Imagine that. The ACA is DOA.

http://thecivillibertarian.blogspot.com/2013/10/forbes-article-proves-ev...

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:11 | 4055969 SheepDog-One
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So ObaMao's claim to fame 'ACA' is DOA.....well I'm sure it's just 'on to the next thing' anyway.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:06 | 4055950 q99x2
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Look Obama has enough money to pay Al-Queda

"In both instances, the bombs were left in an area of the airport that require special clearance for access."

Increase my Federal funding you bums. It ain't like those electrons are costing you money.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:14 | 4055979 QQQBall
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So will Congress be in Obamacare?

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:12 | 4055980 Max Cynical
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What the fuck was that? "Thank you for coming...we've made no decisions, again, thank you for letting us waste your time...good day."

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:14 | 4055993 SheepDog-One
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'People are talking about stuff, mostly 'fairness to everyone', which we've all been repeating about 5,000 times'.

WTF is this shit? What?

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:13 | 4055982 Spastica Rex
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Fair is so good. This makes me feel so good.  And it's the time for solutions. Fair solutions.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:13 | 4055983 SheepDog-One
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Looks like a bunch of shysters to me! I wouldn't buy a used VW Bug from any of them.....now what's this 'fair treatment' crap? They should all be dangling from trees I think, that's would be REAL 'fairness for all'!

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:16 | 4055991 Tenshin Headache
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lol

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:16 | 4055992 Spastica Rex
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J A C K

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:15 | 4055996 grgy
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Well that was a waste of time.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:16 | 4056001 SheepDog-One
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'Fair treatment'? LOL....wut?

Sounds to me like people who think they're about to be arrested.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:15 | 4056003 QQQBall
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Yeah... the answer to any questoin.. "fairness to all americans."

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:19 | 4056012 SheepDog-One
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Ominous.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:18 | 4056024 bdub2
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...must...never...wander....too far from from here...again

This might be my last post, not well, and projectile vommiting after venturing accidentally over to The Week and reading something, by one, PAUL BRANDUS, "award winning member of the White House press corp." Writing about the Kennedy assasination: garbage about how Oswald lost many jobs, was about to have a second child, and so he clearly must have acted alone. 

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY!  IS THIS what the sheeple are reading out there?  This defacation of writing and thought loaved out there for all the plate-lickers to read,,,, within weeks of the 50th anniversary of the death of President Kennedy!

WARNING! I highly recommend that no one read anything from this Useful, AND Useless (at the same time-yes) idiot. THIS is White House Press Corp personnel???

This is up there with Krugman, and others from the third realm of Hell. 

zh has ruined reading for me. I want to go back to not knowing anything, not knowing truth. 

If this Brandus tool is what's going on "out there" this world is wayyy more messed up than I thought. It's not just about a market collapse anymore, or the end of a great nation as we know it; judging by the 'works' of people like Paul "The Tool" Brandus, it is now clear that it's more likely that the entire globe is just going to implode into it's own vacuum of putrid filth and disgust.

Go Yellen.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:20 | 4056025 bigrooster
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=> They are all lying and we are going over the cliff.

=> They are just posturing and they will reach a last minute deal.

I think that these psychopaths are really going to let this thing blow and point the finger at each other.  

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:22 | 4056041 SheepDog-One
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I definitely would not be surprised.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:19 | 4056031 DOT
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LOve the fish.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:25 | 4056061 Blano
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Always a new way to figure out how to say nothing.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:40 | 4056127 Hubbs
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OK folks, time to make your predictions before the next bizarro BS "solution" to the need for more government spending is served up. One thing for certain, the politicians are trying to shine the shit that they are by coming to some accord before the debt ceiling limit is breached. If not, then what?

I kind of like the end-around whereby a new government  agency is created:  Banks/Money Markets/ and various assorted institutions would voulntarily  lend("invest" for their clients) the government money above and beyond the usual $85Billion fire hosing spewing forth from the FED. The FED would have to get part of that action too, so I suppose it would be arranged so that "private" institutions would lend the FED the money so that the FED could keep track of it all, and justify its new fees as it sends off the money to the beast.  Madoff was an amateur.

The problem is, the whole process is so convoluted, so off the wall, that I, and most other people won't be able to understand it....until I look to make a withdrawal from my bank or retirement and find that what I thought was mine really isn't -or wasn't.

Tue, 10/15/2013 - 11:59 | 4056221 Meat Hammer
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I predict you will triple-post.  

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