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Step Aside Obamacare Helpline, Here Is Fukushima's Latest Mascot: Fukuppy
When we first reported to the world the incredible SNAFU that was the Obamacare Helpline number, the reaction was one of disbelief by most until they checked the details and realized that indeed 1-800-F U-CKYO was real. The question was raised, did the US government do any due diligence on anything realted to Obamacare at all? Well, now the Japanese are at it. Meet the newest mascot for Fukushima Industries... as Japan Today reports, this cute winged egg whose name is FUKUPPY. In Japanese, pronounced "foo-koo-pii", unfortunately the english-speaking world may not see it that way... Does it not feel a little like the governments of the US and Japan are now openly mocking its people? Perhaps this should become the new mascot for Washington DC?
and for those wondering about the details of this new mascot...
The company also provided a short profile for their new mascot, letting us know what its job is – besides making all the English speakers blush and giggle.
What are Fukuppy’s job and special skills?
According to Fukushima Industries, Fukuppy says: “I fly around on my awesome wings, patrolling supermarket showcases and kitchen refrigerators. I can talk to vegetables, fruit, meat, and fish and can check on their health!”
Where was Fukuppy born?
Fukuppy’s answer to this question is: “I was born in a Fukushima refrigerator!”
The egghead described himself thus: “I love eating and I’m full of curiosity. I think of myself as kind, with a strong sense of justice, but my friends say I’m a bit of a klutz. But I’m always working hard to make myself shine!”
Is Fukuppy a boy or a girl?
Providing the most diplomatic answer ever, Fukuppy replied: “I’m still an egg, so I don’t know which I am! But I refer to myself as ‘boku.’”
For those who aren’t familiar with the word, “boku” is the masculine, first person pronoun in Japanese, though in recent years some women have started using it as well.
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fuk u up[py]
But an EGG!? WTFO?
the meek inherited cesium-137, straight to heaven...
I liked the old mascot, GLOFUKI YOASSO, a heated-glow-in-the-dark USB dildo. To me, nothing said Fukushima Industries like a hot-glowing fuck powered by Tepco electricity.
Although, I do see how it must have lost some appeal, once the Hello Kitty vibrator came out.
How about FU... P (as in Prez)
Ah so.. honorable company not learn marketing lesson from Enco.
http://exxon.askdefine.com/
Perfect slogan for anything the US Government tries to do:
I could go on and on.....
Couldn't believe that it really exists so I clicked it - now that Hello Kitty vibrator ad is going to show up in every sidebar ad. Great.
You should do that on the library's computers....
Thanks Knukles, I'll remember that next time, I hope.
Where's the lesions, projectile vomiting, and explosive diarrhea?
Suck it TEPCO.
My colleague wants a t-shirt. I want to give a t-shirt to appropriate students of ours. Where do we sign up? WB7, can you just print these t-shirts? No embellishment needed...
It's starting to show up in MSM in California and passed off as something else.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/14/risk-of-miscarriage-bpa_n_40952...
http://www.malibutimes.com/news/article_2fe477bc-3133-11e3-a511-001a4bcf...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/09/childbirth-sexual-dysfunction_n...
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2013/10/toxic_malibu_high_school_might_be_...
Mysterious nosebleeds in big clusters is how to find the direction and path at this point in time in the news. 6 year olds with testicular cancers. Lots of extra cysts on 10 year olds. Otherwise it's not looking good with the wind churning it all the way to Kansas now. Once the Typhoon hit Fukushima at full speed in a couple of days it won't matter a hell of a lot....sigh.
Here's more news. Look at the pattern to it. Life just dies. People are no different than anything else on this world. Once in contact with radioactivity the clock runs much, much faster.
Starfish wiped out in Pacific
http://agreenroad.blogspot.com.au/2013/09/mass-die-off-of-starfish-chito...
You have been drinking and eating it.
http://agreenroad.blogspot.com.au/2012/04/fukushima-hawaii-arizona-dairy...
PlUMEGATE Cover-Up Evidence
http://hatrickpenryunbound.com/?p=3928
Almost third more US West Coast newborns may face thyroid problems after Fukushima nuclear disaster
http://rt.com/usa/fukushima-us-children-thyroid-291/
Starvation endangers sea lions in Southern California
http://www.cbsnews.com/2102-18563_162-57575917.html
Lake Babine sockeye fishery at risk of unprecedented closure
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/british-columbia/lake-babine-sockeye...
Researchers find high cesium in some Pacific plankton
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2013/05/22/national/researchers-find-hi...
Why Are Millions Of Fish Suddenly Dying In Mass Death Events All Over The Planet?
http://thetruthwins.com/archives/why-are-millions-of-fish-suddenly-dying...
Mass Die Off Of Starfish, Chitons, Abalone, Mussels, Sun Stars, Salmon In Pacific Ocean California To Vancouver
http://theextinctionprotocol.wordpress.com/2013/09/12/massive-starfish-d...
Dead sea lions washing on shore in California appear to have died from radiation poisoning
http://www.naturalnews.com/039924_sea_lions_radiation_California.html#
Polar Bears In Alaska Losing Fur From Fukushima Radiation
http://amresolution.com/2013/07/05/polar-bears-in-alaska-losing-fur-from...
Seals with Damaged Flippers and Hair Loss 'Are Being Killed by Radiation from Fukushima Plant', Biologists Warn
http://www.sott.net/article/239388-Seals-with-Damaged-Flippers-and-Hair-...
For now. Just wait until it mutates!
That would require functioning sexual organs. Radiation hasn't ever been a good thing for that. The Sardine situation is now an irrepairable disaster if the government is starting to get all panicky about it and reporting the news to MSM.
http://www.vancouversun.com/travel/Sudden%20disappearance%20sardines%20s...
or hatches
This rises to the level of art.
Not before williambanzai7 has refined it.
edit: He already has: http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2013-10-15/real-fukuppy
Don't laugh too hard. Fukuppy may be the last one standing.
I predict a long life for him. Remember that old WW2 thing "Kilroy was here". Fukuppy will be everywhere.
Oh Borracks!!!
Shouldn't' that be FUKUJPY? ;-)
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ????????
I think the article is saying that 1-800-F U-CKYO is Fukuppy's personal cell number.
Relax man, it's just a gag.
It's a just a joke right?
It's just fuckin joke RIGHT!?
Yeah... the jokes on us. Fucking FUKUPPY! :(
"no inmediate danger" ??????? roughly translates into RUN YOU SUCKER
http://ex-skf.blogspot.nl/2013/10/nuclear-disaster-drill-in-nagaoka-city...
Which came first? The Fuku or the Egg?
[cue song]: "I think I'm going Japanese, I think I'm going Japanese. I really think so"
Nothing. Because nothing happened the Pacific is going to become a lifeless desert.
Is it a Pokemon? What's its attack?
Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.
Bravo, you are an early adapter!
Unless it is constantly bathed in sea water, its shell will crack and release a giant dildo that will fuck the world's oceans for 99 years..... give or take a millenia.
It sneaks up stealthily.....and eggs you.
Wei tu ded
Waiting for a graphic in the comments section any second now...
Seriously - how can that thing not fuck up? It has no arms.
'tis but a fleshwound!
If Obama laid an egg, it would look like Fukuppy...and that egg is named Obamacare.
Except the Obama egg is severly cracked and delusional.
Thye fucked up alright !!
So i stroke it, and i pet it, and i massage it. I love it, i love my little naughty pet. You're naughty.
I want to know when the trading cards come out.
Quite apt that it's an egg that has grown wings for Fukushima!!! WTF.
@jmcadg
When fucking eggs fly.
I wonder if the Japanese Imperial Ministry of War had come up with an anthropomorphic sepukku knife named "Happy, the Super Suicide Implement" in the spring of '45...
we tod ed
"That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "Fuck you." I'm positive, in fact."
I can see this is really concerning... so I can actually help!
FUCK YOU BERNANKE!
FUCK YOU YELLEN!
There. You aren't alone now. Remember the GRAVITY of the situation.
"I thought it was 'If a body catch a body,'""
It was a reference to The Catcher in the Rye. After I read it, I wanted to kill Ringo, though.
Maybe that's exactly what we need for people to stop worrying about QE. A mascot. This one works.
<p><img src="http://www.fascinationstart.com/artwork/imagery/l.KittyEyesPussBoots_LG...." /></p>That's radiation emanating out from behind it.
If they had given it almond shaped eyes, it would have looked like it had Down Syndrome. That would've been even better.
Simple.
Godzilla screws Hello Kitty and you get Fukuppy.
He flys around on his awesome wings and checks cancer levels on Fuku Ind. workers.
"You cancer grow good...Okey-dokey."
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I GOT ON ALSO TO MOCK THE PEOPLE!!
"CHANGE!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Get It?!
CHANGE AS IN THAT'S ALL YOU'LL EVER OWN IN YOUR LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This does'nt mean I will be paying child support.
Once you bury the children, yes.
Banzai should be able to fix the mascot
Are you worried it will reproduce?
Wonder if WB can photoshop those Halos of Barry over the face of this egg.
What that egg-fuck thing needs is a snappy jingle to accompany it (with the voice-over slightly out of sync with the lip movement). And then Tepco can hand-out fuckpuppy plush toys to the kids to play with as their hair falls out.
Given the opportunity for a redesign, they should consider adding tenticles and webbed feet to it.
Fook me....no Fook yu
http://youtu.be/VhQhZyNKqhM
twins basil, siamese mutant twins
Fuckuppy narrowly beat out "Where's Chemo?," "Up and Atom!" and "Radioactive Man" in the naming stakes
Fuckuppy: "I fly around on my irradiated wings, causing cellular damage and DNA mutations wherever I go! Nausea, vomiting and gastro-intestinal bleeding is realling 'fuckupping' my physical health!”
Where was Fuckuppy born?
Fuckuppy: “I was born in a Fukushima out-of-control nuclear reactor!”
The egghead described himself thus: “I love being eaten inside out by bone and other cancers and I’m full of curiosity of the after-life. I think of myself as a dead-man walking - just like Alexander Litvinenko!"
But I’m always working harder to make myself shine brigher in the dark!”
Is Fuckuppy a boy or a girl?
Providing the most diplomatic answer ever, Fuckuppy replied: “I’m a mutated, sterilised, inter-gender with multiple appendages. I'm the vampire squid screwing mankind's multiple orifices. Radiation... has been a blessing.’”
that sure puts the FUK in FUKED UP!
Gives a whole new meaning to "egg on face". Or maybe they just twisted it to "face on egg" and called it macaroni!
But the name, oh my freaking G-d, the NAME! Does anyone do due diligence anymore?
Let "ZH" diehards count the ways!!!...
Oh my but this post will have many wonderful responses which will desperately need to be translated into Williambanzai7 Artwork.
Asian use of evocative sounding English words has a long and storied history, for example the "Dong-A motor company" of Korea.
Who would call a company Fukushima anyway if they were thinking about global customers?
Well he looks like he could have been born in a Fukushima refrigerator, and he has fed the fish so well that they now glow in the dark...
Fuckuppy is really a smiley vibrating ben wah egg.
And so, aptly named. Perfect!
It brings whole new meaning when the puppy fucking your leg is radioactive and is bent on killing you. Cute, egg shaped on the outside, pure murder on the inside.
In my opinion, this kind of Fukuppy is one of the best arguments against theories of pervasive, well-orchestrated high-level conspiracies. Sometimes, it's amazing that folks in charge can find their way to work in the morning.
Maybe it's just a massive conspiracy of Idiocratic ineptitude. (Ooooor, maybe that's just what they WANT us to think!)
Just wait until the third eye pops up...
Fuckpuppy?
Don't worry. . Fuk happy... ohhh hoo hoo owe ewe ewo...
Humpty Dumpty comes to mind
sad that the entire planet is devolving into nursery rhyme level, but there we are.
"In the end day's, we will be ruled by children"
Revelations.
This is what I would call a scrambled egg.
Think about it.
They didn't.
That mascot is grotesque.
Oh well, you can't make a nuclear omelette without breaking some eggs...
Excellent mascot for corker's senate banking committee.
DCs mascot should be a drone with dollar signs on it flying into a steaming pile of shit, shaped like the W/H.
I think so maybe strange little egg mascot would be interesting new style American mascot for Obamacare since it has laid big number one size American egg.
TEPCO: it was nothing, just a little fuk uppy.
Iy really is `Hopeless` Boys and Girls, the PTB of my area are pulling out all the stops to overwhealm the opposition and frack our land, there was even an `Op-ed` written by the Ambassador of India, in the local Daily, urging us to `Get on board and seize this economic opportunity` Perhaps we can be as rich as the average Indian, although I doubt that, I don't think Poison and Prosperity exist well to-gether!
Population reduction is real, it has already started, the thing I really can't comprehend is; where are the people behind this going to live, where do they think they, and I assume, their families are going to exist on this soon to be very poisoned Globe?
I heard they change the number to: "1-800-F T H E G O V T"
F-THE-GOVT is much better than F-YO :)
Why have a Y on the end of its name?
ZHers gettin' all Fukuppity up in this bitch.
Does Fuckpuppy engage in BUKAKE?