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The World According To Schizoharry Reid
Harry Reid on Monday, or when he was long stocks:
- SENATE'S REID SAYS `TREMENDOUS PROGRESS' MADE ON DEBT ACCORD
- REID SAYS HE'S `VERY OPTIMISTIC' AGREEMENT WILL BE REACHED
Harry Reid on Tuesday, when he apparently sold and went short:
- REID ANNOUNCED TO SENATORS THERE'S `NO DEAL': COONS
- REID TOLD SENATORS MCCONNELL `STEPPED AWAY' FROM DEAL: COONS
For everyone else out there who doesn't trade on inside information, Harry has a special message:
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I hate this man.
Next person really pisses me off I'm gonna set up as Harry's sex-slave.
Tread carefully
It would almost be worth going to jail just to kick this guy as hard as possible right in the nuts.
Harry "Whore House" Reid is making a killing off the volatility he's inducing in his "insider information is legal for me" radical & anarchist-y paradise.
By the way, when is Harry "Riding Dirty" Reid enrolling in ObamaCare?
The only way each side can be assured that they're wringing the last possible concession from the other is to wait until the last possible second before reaching a deal:
http://dareconomics.wordpress.com/2013/10/15/around-the-globe-10-15-2013/
Reid's goal is to make the Republicans look bad........
So far, Harry's side is winning........
Please please PLEASE keep this bitch shut down so that people can see the emporer has no clothes when the deadline passes.
Yeah...and who is he calling a coon?
It's ok he's a lib, he's allowed to use racial slurs.
America is catching on to the dem game. WE refuse to negotiate, but it's the GOP's fault.
iT TOOK THEM A WHILE, BUT, THEY'RE NOT THE SHARPEST GROUP.
i MEAN, THEY ELECTED OBAMA.....TWICE.
Why does this guy look like he just stepped out of an insane asylum?
Fuck that two talking dirtbag Harry...I hope his Vegas unions see the light and deal with him the way they deal with everyone they really don't like.
Seriously?
Seems to me that the only one said he'd not negotiate is Obie
MDB you would get more up if you just changed you name to SARC
That's not the original MillionDollarBonus
That's Mr. Bogus, not Ms. Bonus.
In a just world, you would have to visit him in jail to be able to kick him in the nuts.
Hi I am Harry and I am an PoloticAholic
You could likely fund the jail in that manner.
Well, it would appear Harry and Nancy are over the barrel. (Judging by the copious amounts of sweat raining from their brows), of course.
Now would be the time for the house to drop the hammer and retreat to regroup for next week.
The fear of exposure is clear to see, let the deadline expire, let the market correct, and when the dust settles it will be discovered the bills are still being paid, and the only people being affected are the ones who pushed so hard to stop it. (A very small group), but powerful none the less.
Then they are exposed as the liars they are.
Then you win..
Elementary.
Harry's typical style say nothing in public when he is close to making a deal. For him to say they have made great progress is not a good sign IMO. Or at the very least it's uncharacteristic. Being from Nevada, Harry knows how to play Texas Hold 'Em. The person with the best hand is quiet, or even feigns nervousness.
What Nuts?
Because the sheeple are okay with the fact that they can legally trade on their voting.
Hey WilliamBanzai, how 'bout a picture of Reid with the word "tilt" in his eyes?
now, making somebody have to wear Mormon underpants is just plain mean.
He's Obama's Himmler!
"I hate this man."
It's FUCK YOU HARRY REID!!!
fixed it for ya
Agreed. Does that brand me as racist, since I hate someone who is a white male?
Fuck you too, you wimpy, little puke. Its hard to believe you ever boxed without getting your ass totally whipped.
Nah, I did that for years with Frank.
Whisper rumor that Harry Reid let Barney Frank warm his distinguished member in Reid's historic chamber once upon a time.
He's not even human. But he is obviously inside trading.
Who you calling a 'coon'?
Outafukincontrol
The REIDERATOR makes Arnold look like a girly-man.
F U Harry Butthole Reid.
If only they were really going to go past Thursday, but in the end we know this is just theater.
It is just theatre..but they love it..look at all the attention they get...mics everywhere..cameras everywhere....the press at their feet..licking their boots.....they just love the theatre..to bad we vote for these kinds of people....but normal people would never run for office..they are to busy working..
Harry was just being kind. Tell us about your property investments Harry? Wanna get that video up again on Harry saying he wanted to audit the fed...... and then poof, change his mind years later?
Is there no law where Congress has to disclose their positions with time stamps and executed trades along with their family members?
Hey China & Japan...we got some red hots T-Bills for you..step on up...Our own Fed loves them so much that we literally CANNOT stop buying them...its the bargain of the century..step on up..Promise we will pay you back..
As if this fucking charade of incompetence is not the breaking point into how mentally retarded and infantile these sponsored fake representatives are..Good news...the same small sect of ACTUAL represenatives that are causing the status quo to falter are going to be added two in Congress every 2 years for the coming future..Slowly kicking these cronys out.
Alleged pederast, Harry Reid.
1720–30; < Greek paiderastes lover of boys, equivalent to paid- (stem of paîs) boy, child + erastes lover, equivalent to eras-, stem of erân to love + -tes agent noun suffix
8 year olds, Dude
As they said about Anita Hill and Clarence Thomas, "the nature of the evidence is irrelevant; it's the seriousness of the charge that matters."
He sounds more like a pederast than any man I have ever heard speak in public. Yeah, I'm stereotyping!!
I'd stick the fucking nut on him, if I ever got close enough. I'd spread that fucker's nose from ear to ear.
He's Mormon, that's just not possible.
Read the book of Mormon, it's all about thieving murdering assholes who talk all high-minded and take over national power, build conspiring networks ('secret combinations'), completely corrupting the country, perverting the population, dumbing them down, and weakening them, for a foreign take-over (sound familiar?). Mostly these 'Lamanite' heathen were the baddies (who were all nig-nogs ... lol), and who also just happened to jewish. In fact, everyone in the book of Mormon is a jew ... lol ... Joseph Smith had quite the self-serving imagination and kinda deserved what happened to him in Carthage. Pity they didn't take out L Ron Hubbard as well.
Reid is such a useless cock-wrapper! But then again that place is chock full of useless cock-wrappers, but Harry just stands out compared to the rest of 'em!
I guess he is covering now.
Democracy at work.
(That's why they hate us, for our freedums).
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand;
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
- Yeats; The Second Coming
We're way the fuck past that... the centre gave away, long ago
centre - typo or european infliction? just never took you for european, unless you were in the restroom
Unless that photo was flipped Reid is parting his hair in the opposite direction since that picture was taken.
Wonder if he switches his penis tuck back and forth depending on who he is going to fuck over?
Maybe Reid and Boehner have a side bet on who has greater gains in his trading account at the end off this process.
Hey Harry why don't you stick that finger up your ass and see if you can find your brain! You spineless hunchbacked pussy!
Talkin' about fingers up hind-ports, I had my physical the other day and after she (my doc's a she) felt my prostate she squeezed my nads to check for lumps. (The good lode Lance Armstrong maneuver) Then she asked me if I ever felt my testicles to which I replied "Only when I shave 'em."
I always took you as the moar au-natural type Knuks. ;-)
smart - a lady doctor or a small man... I choose my urologits by the size (small) of his hands
Was just another BTFD.
For depressive ZHers: in a bull market you sell some near the highs - and you buy back some after dips.
For more balanced ZHers: we (DOW) are back above 20 ma BBs in the dailies. And it starts looking like 50 ma becomes support now. Furthermore also in the weekly slightly above the 10 and 20 ma. Nice - not?!
I gave up Roulette when I saw the magnets under the wheel.
Do you think the free shit army gives two fucks about moving averages and DOW support/resistence levels? LOL. What do your charts say about possible default/SNAP/EBT/martial law/free shit rioting in major urban areas?
Oh my poor ZH manipulated soul.
SnP 18xx as of (mid to late) November.
i'm not a violent man but i sure wouldn't mind seeing this tool tarred and feathered.
Anyone catch that fat pig Barbara Mikulski's speech just now? Talk about Deep Outer Space...
Theyre all Lost in Space
These phux still insider trade, anyways, dont they?
His finger smells like fish
Ditto Hillary's chin.
Reid, Pelosi, Obama...
Names that will live on in infamy...
Would be very pleasing to rip off the arm that attached Reid's middle finger and beat Reid over his head, repeatedly, with the wet end of his newly detached arm.
The fucking annoying personalities - Reid, Pelosi, Barry - fuck you all.
is COONS Obomber's nickname- just asking
Great photo for when Harry runs for president -- please save.
Translation to Harry's body language: (I'll) shove it up your Hershey Highway -- sideways!
Im sure some of these assclowns are playing golf today.. Why not?
Stick Save Farce coming soon!
Alright, I might be stating the obvious here, but why in the hell does Obamy and congress feel the absolute responsibility here to act constitutionally and lawfully? I mean, really, when has the law and the constitution ever been a hurdle for anything else they do?
I'm not at the Jacobin point of advocating beheadings, but I am gleefully anticipating the hopefully imminent die off of these people. There is no fucking way these narcissitic assclowns and their sycophantic teet suckling enablers will ever walk away from Washington. They can't. They simply cannot see a world where they don't feel important, where others don't accede to their unmatched brilliance, and where they absolutely fuck the people of the world (ex-bankster masters) in their endless struggle to think well of themselves.
He and they only understand force and violence. The American people shall one day make them understand.
"The Tree of Liberty aches of thirst."
The US Department of Insider Trading
"Taxes are voluntary", sez Harry. Well at least for his friends they are.
Agenda- Grinding America Down (Legendado)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDo8xAQGrI8 (1:31:46)
I have more respect for common drug dealers and pimps. At least they work for a living.
FUCK YOU REID
FUCK YOU PELLOSI
AND ABOVE THEM ALL....
FUCK YOU MUSLIM IN THE WH
OH FUCK YOU TOO DEMOKRATS AND REPUBLIKANS
let's go past the dead line.... it is a win/win.....
if they do not default, they show their lack of balls... to the world
if they do.... great ! time to clean this house of whores
How come that dickweed hasn't been taken out by the people of Nevada? Has all that sex, drugs and gambling polluted their minds?
Don’t any of you remember who signed the Budget Control Act of 2011?
Obama signed it.
That was his opportunity to honor his campaign pledge to only tax the RICH.
His credibility would be much higher if he had Vetoed the tax increases on the non-rich.
In doing so, the president said, "Is this the deal I would have preferred? No. But this compromise does make a serious down payment on the deficit reduction we need, and gives each party a strong incentive to get a balanced plan done before the end of the year."[13]
Harry Reid AND Boehner and many House members signed it, too.
Now they’re trying to protect their ‘jobs’ by assuming we’re clueless sheep.
Fool us twice, shame on US!
Simply tree-mendous, Harry-as-a-boy, simply tree-mendous!