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Boehner Caves: Said To Agree To Senate Plan

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Just out from the NRO's Robert Costa:

Assuming the above is accurate, the debt ceiling "debate" has just ended with Boehner folding like a cheap lawn chair again as he did during the Fiscal Cliff "negotiations", the GOP getting nothing, the Democrats getting everything they wanted, and US credibility - having taken the reserve currency to the edge - shaken now more than ever.

 

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Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:54 | 4060062 ebworthen
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Knew it!

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:56 | 4060077 achmachat
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yes! because behind the curtain, there is NO two separate parties.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:57 | 4060089 viahj
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The final vestigaes of the Republic have been swept away.  Long live the [Galactic] Empire!

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:59 | 4060116 spine001
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This was the goal

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:01 | 4060132 Almost Solvent
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The Potemkin Village charade continues!

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:04 | 4060159 krispkritter
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Crying Carrot Caves, Reid Gets A Boner, er, Boehner

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:05 | 4060167 kliguy38
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shocking

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:08 | 4060186 Manthong
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Happy days are here again,

The skies above are clear again..

(except for the occasional drone and falling airplane parts)

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:11 | 4060217 The Juggernaut
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So THIS is what a USA bailout looks like.  Start the printers, Janet.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:22 | 4060291 Sofa King Confused
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I might be radical but,  why don't we forget about the debt ceiling and just print US notes and forget  about the federal reserve.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:25 | 4060304 The Juggernaut
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This is a USA bailout, plain and simple.  USA gov't just said yes to a Central Bank (Fed Reserve) purchasing of their debt.  The media makes is seem like this is solely a fiscal thing which is completely wrong.  Its a fiscal situation with a monitary solution.  The Fed Reserve is going to buy treasuries with their money-out-of-thin-air because the US govt just gave them the ok.   Greece?
Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:28 | 4060317 Meat Hammer
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Gasp!  I'm shocked.

Ok, back to porn.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:33 | 4060341 Chupacabra-322
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We've officially gone Weimer.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:46 | 4060392 BaBaBouy
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""HIRED"" @ GOLDman SACK ...

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:59 | 4060440 Yes We Can. But...
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The way I see it,

Dems are leftists

Republicans are in the center

The Right is presently vacant but will be filled by a new small-gubmint party in 2014 in a big way, sweeping Boehner and his ilk into the dustbin of history.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:00 | 4060445 WarriorClass
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San Antonio Police Chief General Antonio de Padua Maria Severino Lopez de Santa Anna William McManus threatens to arrest Texans at the Alamo for execising their constitutional rights:

http://americandictators.blogspot.com/2013/10/san-antonio-police-chief-s...

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:31 | 4060582 GMadScientist
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Ah, from back when Americans were the border-jumping smugglers.

 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:09 | 4061138 MarsInScorpio
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From the blog "Reading Between the Lines"

For Boehner, the writing is on the wall for the end of his Speakership as he becomes the Obama of the House

 

By Kenneth E. Lamb

 

 

 

 

For Boehner, this is the end. It is the most devastating disaster of his incompetence as a leader.

 

So Obama and the Dems win again. They won because the Speaker is an inept patsy for their power plays. He is incapable of managing his own House, and now, again, the GOP looks the fool.

 

He, and the rest of the so-called GOP leadership, again lost the "words war" to the Dems.

 

The Dems got America to believe the GOP is the villain, and that all the Dems wanted was a "clean" Continuing Resolution - and for some unknown reason the GOP never rebutted their wordsmithing by calling it The Democrats Filthy Continuing Resolution - filthy with ObamaCare and its catastrophic effects.

 

I lost count of the number of bills the House passed to keep the government funded - sans ObamaCare.

 

The GOP even got to the point of doing what it should have done first, and passed a bill to require the Congress, its staffers, and the administration's political appointees - including the president, the VP, and their staffers -  to sign-up for ObamaCare themselves - without the ungodly federal subsidies to wipe out the payments from the insured.

 

(Note to House and Senate members: I want exactly the same Gold ObamaCare policy and federally subsidized net price as you are getting. Let's see your duplicitous selves produce that for me - and for all the rest of us getting stuck with this abomination. We'll be sure to ask when you're going to do that at your next Town Hall.)

 

But Boehner and his gang of incompetents never got the idea across to America that it is the Dems in the Senate who were keeping the government shut down.

 

No matter how many times Obama and Reid said they would not negotiate, no matter how many times they said they would not allow the government to be funded on any terms but their own, no matter how many times they lied about a so-called clean Continuing Resolution that was nothing more than a "take it or leave it" acceptance of what they wanted - Boehner and his crew never got the truth across.

 

That is hard-core incompetence.

 

Some will blame the MSM. Aren't we at a point now when it has been long enough that the GOP should have built bridges to the American public to make an end run around those propagandists?

 

There are plenty of conservative outlets - starting with Fox - that offer a forum for communicating the truth; but the GOP could neither communicate the truth nor mobilize the people.

 

That is also - even more so at this point - hard-core incompetence.

 

And Boehner is in the power position that he must accept responsiblilty for not doing that.

 

Of course, all this also lends credibility to the argument that the Congress is a bought-off group of campaign fund whores who do what the oligarchs tell them to do.

 

If any member of Congress doubts that, get out of The Bubble and walk down the streets of your district or state and just ask anyone you meet. They won't lack for words to tell you off to your face.

 

Throw in the reality that we now have a Fourth Branch of government - the Money Branch - embodied in the privately held FED and its bank owners - the TBTP (Too Big To Prosecute) Banksters and Wall Streeters, starting with Jamie Dimond - who are now the true source of funding the federal government, and America can see for itself the increasing irrelevancy of Congress in running the country.

 

Treasury Secretary Lew's crocodile tears warning of fire and brimstone were nothing but a PR stunt in fear-mongering; so what did you expect him to say - that his boss Obama is a lying idiot and nothing big is going to happen to the stock market if the default deadline passes?

 

Boehner should have vaporized Lew. But instead Lew got away with another Obama lie campaign without a peep from the Speaker.

 

Let's face it: The stock market is not going to crash so long as the FED keeps printing money out of thin air.

 

America went bonkers when the elites proposed $800-billion in 1-year for a stimulus plan; Bernanke and his bank-owned FED pump $850-billion into the asset-management firms in just 10 months.

 

They dump over a trillion dollars a year into stocks through the scam call Quantitative Easing; and they have shipped well over a trillion dollars directly into European banks as well.

 

If America only knew, and understood, the way it is getting looted by this TBTP criminal class.

 

But because of the outright powerlessness of Boehner, the poster child for powerlessness, the charade plays on. Only now the House no longer calla the budget shots - the Senate, de facto, does.

 

Congratulations Speaker Boehner, for abdicating the constitutional power of the House under your watch.

 

 

So now the Senate will decide how to spend the money - and the House will again relinquish its constitutional responsibility to decide who gets how much, and when they get it.

 

Boehner, do the right thing by us, our children, our grandchildren, and all who follow, and resign as Speaker. You have no respect from the GOP or the nation.

 

You have become the Obama of the House.

-30-

 

http://kennethelamb.blogspot.com/2013/10/for-boehner-writing-is-on-wall-...

 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:02 | 4060452 Keyser
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QE, from here to infinity!!!!

Long SPY and short GLD for the same length of time. 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:10 | 4060486 James_Cole
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"The way I see it, Dems are leftists Republicans are in the center"

Uh, no, not even close.

http://www.politicalcompass.org/uselection2012

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:21 | 4060530 Yes We Can. But...
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Puhleez.  Your link is fiction.  It shows Obama on the right.  Obama has been a hard leftist since he was counseled as a youth by his biological father, the leftist Frank Davis, and his leftist maternal grandparents.  There will emerge a party/movement that does not exist today, one that will be all about eviscerating and disemboweling the US Federal Govt. - military, NSA, and all the rest of the acronyms.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:29 | 4060565 James_Cole
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Obama has been a hard leftist since he was counseled as a youth by his biological father, the leftist Frank Davis

Lol

Drone strikes and corporate worship are not leftist ideals, neither is stacking an admin with neo cons and bank executives. 

If you want to read up on what a 'hard leftist' actually is, compare this guy to Obama:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evo_Morales

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:33 | 4060593 eatthebanksters
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Boehner is such a limp dick....why is he even Speaker?  If he was going to cave he should have done it long ago...he just singlehandedly put the blame for the enitre drama on the backs of republicans and gave the left a few more dominos.  What a fucktard...I hope the repubs blow him out of his seat. 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:37 | 4060617 IdiocracyIsAlre...
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Yes he is a fucktard but if you actually expect to the repubs to select anything but an identical fucktard in his place you are sorely mistaken.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:38 | 4060605 IdiocracyIsAlre...
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It is useless to reason with commenters such as Yes We Can.  But...  They are so bought in to the old ideological bullshit they will never get it.  The only (slight) differences are between lesser whores and greater whores.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 12:06 | 4060777 NidStyles
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There are no differences between the two parties, and there are no real political sides when you both only advocate the government as the solution.

The whole lesser evil ideal is nothing more than a fantasy told by hopeful children thinking tha tthey have a way through the system to fix anything. It's a denial of th ereality that it's the system that is causing the problems itself.

 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 12:03 | 4060762 NidStyles
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Both World Wars were administrated by Left leaning Democrats. Wilson was an advocated Progressive, and FDR was an admitted Socialist. Nope you're right the lefties are peace loving like Truman whom decided to nuke a few hundred thousand to send a message to Uncle Joe...

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:31 | 4060577 Anusocracy
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For a long time I've thought Boehner was Pelosi's twin sister.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:18 | 4060525 Blano
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Far left and not quite as far Left.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:32 | 4060587 GMadScientist
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Dumb Corporatist War Mongers and Evil Corporatist Warmongers.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:37 | 4060614 Anusocracy
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Collectivists where some have more imaginary property rights than others.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:38 | 4060618 Anusocracy
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dup

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:52 | 4060416 Kirk2NCC1701
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Bring out the Muppets!  I said "Muppets", not "Gimp".

Time to simmer down, and keep the Amerikun frogs on slow boil, before they all croak.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:56 | 4060429 dontgoforit
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THOMAS JEFFERSON: "I believe that banking institutions are more
dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.

If the American people ever allow private banks
to control the issue of their currency, first by
inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property - until their children wake-up homeless on
the continent their fathers conquered."

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:06 | 4060466 eclectic syncretist
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Boehner goes limp.  Couldn't get it up with a crane.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:33 | 4060594 GeezerGeek
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No one could have seen that coming. Forward Soviet!

Thu, 10/17/2013 - 02:28 | 4064045 pavman
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Ok, back to porn.

I think u meant pr0n.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:34 | 4060346 Captain Benny
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You're absolutely right.  Does anyone really think foreign investors want to by Treasuries when the US has already effectively defaulted?  Every major creditor is likely considering how to move to the exits right now.  China is obviously taking the Golden Exit with physical deliveries from the West daily.  Japan is so damn broke, they are printing money as fast as the Fed (if not faster).

The politicians are totally missing the point if they think a debt ceiling limit being raised solves the problem in any way.  Its just an enabler for them.  A can kick.  A higher limit credit card that is already 98% maxed out when the limit is finally raised. The foreign creditors see it and they want gold and assets rather than paper IOUs.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:40 | 4060368 20-20 Hindsight
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Canadian bonds should be pretty attractive now, eh?  Yes, our economy stinks too, but much less than over there.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:45 | 4060388 FEDbuster
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This will end badly for America.  My best guess is when the rest of the world rejects the dollar, TPTB will lash out in one last desperate military way.  The next reserve currency shift will not be a peacefull one.

For now the Free Shit Army will continue to suck the marrow from the bones of America.  The vultures of Wall St. and the microbes on foodstamps, disability, Medicaid, etc... will finish off the corpse.  Time to look for a Galt's Gulch to escape to.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:58 | 4060437 dontgoforit
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you
take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."

-- Thomas Jefferson

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:05 | 4060463 FEDbuster
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Two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:31 | 4060584 NeedtoSecede
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Hopefully the sheep has been stackin'...

 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 12:08 | 4060797 NidStyles
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Screw the sheep, he didn't want to listen to the dog that was telling him to watch the wolves,

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:44 | 4060649 Pumpkin
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We are a republic, that ended when we forgot that we are a republic.  Well most of us anyway. We all have rights, but very few know even what that means.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:19 | 4060523 Professor Fate
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So? Foul Smellin' Yellin will buy everything that Treasury issues. The Bernank had a whirlybird. Janet's got a Huey. What exactly is the difference between a $4 trillion Fed balance shit and a $40 trillion Fed balance shit. Fuck the Chicoms. We got a "Janet".  The Obama Mama.

Fate the Magnificent
"Push the Button, Max"

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:23 | 4060545 spastic_colon
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as mr chamberlin said before....."In extremis, what will happen is that all the losses will be foisted onto the Federal Reserve. The Fed holds something on the order of $1.6 trillion in debt issued by the Treasury of the United States. By having the Federal Reserve purchase blocks of Treasury debt and defaulting on these non-investor-held securities, the United States can postpone a default against real investors essentially forever"......nuff said

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:44 | 4060382 Dr. No
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I dont like the FED, but would rather have Janet Fellon behind the wheel or Maxine Waters?

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:48 | 4060399 FEDbuster
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Really no differnce there, both will print till the "dollar" is worthless.  Maxine might do it slightly quicker?

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:09 | 4060481 dontgoforit
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DJIA up 200.  When this drunken hang-over is finished, so will we be.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:09 | 4060200 Boris Alatovkrap
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Not just cave like meat puppet, but cry like baby every cm of way. AmeriKa political theatre is make Duma look serious.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:40 | 4060369 e_goldstein
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That is because he's a cunt, my Russian friend.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:44 | 4060385 GMadScientist
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Blame fucking Ohio.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:13 | 4060501 Kinskian
Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:37 | 4060612 GMadScientist
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Because respect only comes in the form of marrying another corrupt hollowed-out shell of a white man like Daddy?

Maybe he works hard at construction, has been hassled by the state for non-crimes, and really makes her happy, what the fuck do you know, bootlicker?

 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 12:01 | 4060745 Kinskian
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Touched a nerve with you it seems. The fact is, she married a man who is the complete opposite of her father, and one needn't be Sigmund Freud to assume that this a reflection of her feelings for her father. 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:20 | 4060533 Blano
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F'ing Buckeyes.  (from a former Michigan resident)

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:39 | 4060626 GMadScientist
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I feel your pain. M go Blue.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:39 | 4060623 NeedtoSecede
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I was born and raised in OH, and I am very disappointed in my home state.  I now happily live in a state far away from that mess, and have no intentions of ever returning.

Repeal the 16th, Repeal the 17th, Take back the 10th and END THE FED!

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:09 | 4060205 Herd Redirectio...
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So lets just pretend for a second that I actually believed in this Red team Blue team shit.  Am I supposed to be pleased with Boehner's 'performance'?

This was an embarrassing charade.  End of story.   Its tough to lose credibility when you don't have any (but I think the Ds and Rs have managed it)

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:35 | 4060349 Chupacabra-322
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The Global Criminal Oligarch Cabal Bankster Intelligence Crime Syndicate strikes again.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:50 | 4060407 Bay of Pigs
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And cue the latest ass ramming gold slam as "all is well now" and "financial disaster has been averted".

MOAR  debt please...

 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:37 | 4060615 GeezerGeek
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Extremism in the pursuit of fascism is no vice.

Moderation in the pursuit of oligarchy is no virtue.

 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:34 | 4060598 Zigs
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One needs to understand what we are observing.  Are we watching causes or results?  Are we waiting for collapse or watching collapse?  As the proverbial frogs in boiling water, we don't grasp how well done we already are.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:40 | 4060628 GMadScientist
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Hastening, post-haste.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:05 | 4060171 I am more equal...
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There is nothing like a limp boehner fucking you. 

Give in more... deeper!  ....deeper...

 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:02 | 4060147 Say What Again
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OK...  ES can go to 1800 today, and DOW 16000

The economy is SO good I'm gonna mortgage my house and go ALL-IN the market.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:05 | 4060170 spine001
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Exposing the traitors to the party and the us constitution was the goal of the tea party. This will have HUGE bearing in the next legislative elections. It will help awaken the sheeple.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:09 | 4060203 Spastica Rex
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I don't know. It makes me think of the Occupy Thing: concrete demonstration that resistance is futile.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:11 | 4060214 El Vaquero
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The sheeple won't awaken until there is real discomfort.  Or there is a successful federal push to take away our guns. Republicans and Obama will take a hit in popularity because people don't want to stare the truth in the eyes. 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:02 | 4060453 FEDbuster
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That is why I wanted the EBT cards cut off.  That would have freaked the FSA out.  The letter we saw yesterday was just another bluff to pressure the spinless RINOs into caving in.  

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:45 | 4060653 IdiocracyIsAlre...
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The did not cave.  The outcome was preordained weeks ago.  The theatre was just to fool the rubes back home that they they were standing for "them" when they were of course standing for Wall Street and the MIC all along.  There are not RINOS (stupid term) just differing species of bloodsucking parasites.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:11 | 4060494 sgorem
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" TRUTH will always be TRUTH, regardless of the lack of understanding, disbelief, ignorance, or lies."

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:07 | 4060469 Keyser
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You are assuming the sheeple will welcome being awoken. IMO, they prefer to be left plugged into the matrix, oblivious to the real world around them. So, in the end, nothing changes, just the names of the players. 

 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:50 | 4060673 Freddie
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The elections do not matter.  Search 1981 Consent Decree DNC RNC.    Corrupt SCOTUS affirmed it in late 2012 after the election theft.   It allows the DNC to essentially steal elections.

 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:00 | 4060118 Headbanger
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Looks like Treasury prices are caving in too!

http://www.marketwatch.com/investing/bond/10_year

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:01 | 4060139 spastic_colon
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boehner could care less he knew he was going to cave just in time to make millions on treasury futures along with the rest of congress and senate etc etc

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:06 | 4060178 JLee2027
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All rumor until it happens. We shall see.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:46 | 4060391 GMadScientist
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You are without a doubt the most faithful little asspony the Repugnicants ever had.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:12 | 4060499 JLee2027
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This must be your first political experience.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:04 | 4060458 A82EBA
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bloomberg says "they're on the verge"

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:06 | 4060468 Renewable Life
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Oh they were "swept away" quit some time ago my friend! What we are witnessing today, is the dividing up the spoils of the Republic and the people! It's taking a long time, we were a proud and powerful people with much real wealth!

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:58 | 4060090 Zer0head
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I thought he caved last week

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:02 | 4060143 kralizec
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Yeah.

And how the hell does it pass the House with just Dem votes, huh?  How the fuck does that work?  Who on the Pubbie side is siding with the Dem's and how can we identify them and warn them of the consequences of this suicide?!?!?!

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:11 | 4060221 spine001
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It will be easy after the vote, and imho that was the goal all along of the tea party legislators, to expose the traitors before the next elections. Most of them will loose their seats. I CONSIDER THIS A WIN FOR THE TEA PARTY. Forcing politicians to commit and expose themselves is like holding a fish in your hands. Before hand you can only guess based on previous voting records.

 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:44 | 4060384 kralizec
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After the fact is too late...elections are pointless and rigged...

This was only going to end one way...

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:42 | 4060377 papaswamp
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Rumor has it...he has about 40+ GOP willing to go along. I thought GOP should just en-masse abstain and let the DEMs own the whole thing. The when the sheeple realize they don't have enough $ for the iGadget of the week they will get angry. But who knows...

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 15:56 | 4061998 spine001
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It will be easy after the vote, and imho that was the goal all along of the tea party legislators, to expose the traitors before the next elections. Most of them will loose their seats. I CONSIDER THIS A WIN FOR THE TEA PARTY. Forcing politicians to commit and expose themselves is like holding a fish in your hands. Before hand you can only guess based on previous voting records.

 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:43 | 4060647 GeezerGeek
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He was against caving before he was for caving. 

Pathetic.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:58 | 4060092 negative rates
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Guess it's all down hill from here, the view was good while it lasted.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:07 | 4060187 A Lunatic
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On the bright side, we have immigration 'reform' taking center stage now.........

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:09 | 4060209 Manthong
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..more time to stack

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:22 | 4060543 Bangin7GramRocks
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THIS sends us downhill?????? Out of control imperialism. Runaway spending. Criminal banking and energy sector. All manufacturing shipped to China. No legal accountability for corporate crimes. One awful President followed by another awful President. Useless wars. And this silly sideshow sends us downhill???? Wake up dude!

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:58 | 4060094 max2205
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Well they can go back to blowing each other in the gym again.  God Bless America

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:07 | 4060180 freewolf7
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They have lobbyists for that.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:47 | 4060394 Bay of Pigs
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Yeah, and they all need a good steambath to relax after all that hard work.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:27 | 4060310 Pandorable
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EXACTLY...two party hologram generated by the NWO cabal.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:37 | 4060359 SheepDog-One
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Exactly right, there are no 2 parties, just 1, and they're the BOD for the Overlords. 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:00 | 4060446 Groundhog Day
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boner and reid are trading the market like a stradavarius.  Wait for they 3 pm reid denial when they are both short

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:17 | 4060517 Ponzi Pontiff
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When the boot of Government is on your throat, it matters not whether it is left or right.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:36 | 4060609 Parisnights
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This is grade B movie drama.  At least give us foreshadowing music to increase the tension.  Yikes.  Grade school theatrics.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:57 | 4060085 HelluvaEngineer
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Can someone please remind me why we bother to have two houses of Congress anymore?  After the 17th amendment this is all just a sick joke.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:59 | 4060105 onewayticket2
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DC (and pals) vs America

it's getting clearer every day...

 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:01 | 4060133 duo
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why bother having a legislature or even political parties?.  All hail Caesar, I mean POTUS!

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:49 | 4060668 GeezerGeek
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I'd be in favor of replacing Congress, SCOTUS and POTUS with a computer.

But only if I got to write the program. I'd write it in COBOL and run it on an 8088. 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:05 | 4060165 azzhatter
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So fucking predictable. Just keep raising it, we'll be at 200%/GDP by the time Ofucknuts is done

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:26 | 4060306 Pandorable
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LYING propaganda from Costa - Boehner is impotent:


‘On the House floor, Congressman Chris Van Hollen decided to get a clarification on the rules of the shutdown. Apparently, normally any congressperson can call for a vote on any bill at any time. But just before the shutdown happened, the G...OP quietly passed a measure that said only House Majority Leader Eric Cantor can call for the shutdown to end (unless he gives a designee permission). Not even the most senior GOP congressperson, Speaker of the House John Boehner, is allowed to do it, without permission from his own guy.

Here’s the thing. Democrats are not always right. Neither are Republicans. The political system is messed up from top to bottom. But this is just crazy. The guy in charge of the GOP can’t end the shutdown." CREEPY.Watch and see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jd-iaYLO1A#t=151

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:53 | 4060630 Tall Tom
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You are correct. Bob Costas is a lying sack of shit.

 

Only Eric Cantor, House Majority Leader, or his designate, can make the motion to hear the Senate Bill.

 

The Boehner is impotent. He can only shoot blanks.

 

I disagree that it is creepy. It was just insurance against the Boner's tendency to become flaccid. 

 

Eric "the Cockring" Cantor is the one that is the Boner's guarantee that he performs as a Good Standing Member of Congress. Yeah. That is a goog name for him..

 

It seems that Bob Costas is publishing Propaganda. Eric Cantor, if he breaks, is setting himself up as the sacrificial lamb(skin).

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 12:41 | 4061002 N2OJoe
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Whichever party is not currently in power is always the party of fiscal responsibility.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:35 | 4060348 j0nx
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If he doesn't lose the speakership then you know it was ALL a game. He should be all back of the bus in the GOP five minutes after this passes with nothing but dem votes and RINO cave-ins. ALL of them should be persona non grata in the party by this time tomorrow.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:51 | 4060410 GMadScientist
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That's it; keep whittling!

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:12 | 4060498 prains
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can't wait for Act III of this Bukakkee Moar Schnozzle Theatre, it seems agitating the sheeple is now on the agenda and this was the wake up call. beware ALL head bangaded flute players from this point onward

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:18 | 4060524 Bangin7GramRocks
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Ok. Now that this show is over and the nation can get back to meteoric growth and strong industrial production, I would like to ask the patriotic politicians when they plan to visit our war memorials again? I have a close family friend who served loyally in WWII and would like to get the tour with Mrs. Palin and Mr. Cruz. That's right. Didn't think so. It was all bullshit for the cameras. And as far as who won. The only people that win are the scum oozing around Wall Street. The market skyrockets and they all buy new toys to compensate for their little limp cocks. Same as it ever was...........

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 12:13 | 4060832 Tall Tom
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This article is moot. Boehner can agree all night and all day if he wants. But according to the Rules adopted on the House Floor...

 

THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN MOTION TO EVEN HEAR THE SENATE'S BILL IS ERIC CANTOR OR HIS DESIGNATE

 

HR 368 SUSPENDED HR XXII, Clause 4 through a stipulation that only the House Majority Leader, or his designate, may motion to hear any Senate Bills pertaining to the closure of Government. Since the Closure of Government and the Debt Ceiling Debate are legally bound through other action...only Eric Cantor or his DESIGNATE can reopen Government.

 

What happens if Cantor were to suffer a fatal accident before assigning a Designate? Is Government shutdown forever?

Ah..fantasies...dreams...If only...NOT.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:54 | 4060064 Capitalist
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This 11th hour deal comes as a complete surprise. No one could have predicted this.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:56 | 4060075 RacerX
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I would never have guessed Boehner would have folded so quickly. Shocker.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:44 | 4060383 papaswamp
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He doesn't want to miss another tanning appointment.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:15 | 4060508 Agent P
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Like a cheap (orange) lawn chair.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:58 | 4060104 Hero Protagonist
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I for one am just glad the even-handed, fair-dealing, remarkably sensible elected officials can come together and do what has to be done for the country, for the children, for our future.  God bless these tireless public servants.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:35 | 4060347 catacl1sm
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Leave it to MDB. That was weak sauce.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:07 | 4060183 Mad Mohel
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The fuckin crier! He folds more than a Korean laundromat.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:57 | 4060066 auntiesocial
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HE COULD.... GO.... ALL... THE... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:55 | 4060068 Save_America1st
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"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. The traitor is the plague."

 

Marcus Tullius Cicero - (106-43 B.C.) Roman Statesman, Philosopher and Orator

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:24 | 4060298 Tucson Tom
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I watched a History Channel piece on Caligula over the weekend.Couldn,t help think of "O" and his narcissitic behavior and elaborate trips and spending.Where is our Pratoriun Guard when the country is in peril?

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:55 | 4060070 Stoploss
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The Purple Party always wins..

Adios.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:56 | 4060071 MsCreant
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Do Boehners actually cave? That would imply a kind of implosion thing. Or do they just sort of curl over when they are done with the screwing?

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:00 | 4060124 negative rates
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It must have been those couple extra lines that sealed the deal, yesterdays just wasn't long enough. 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:30 | 4060571 Agent P
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I think they're expected to cuddle, but all they want to do is sleep.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:56 | 4060072 Bearwagon
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BOOM! Headshot! :-)

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:49 | 4060401 superflex
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John likes to play golf at Wetherington Golf and County Club.

Probably the best plave to catch him off guard.

Caddy can slip him some ricin in his double bourbon he slams after the turn.

Or maybe mix some polonium in his tanning gel.

 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 12:01 | 4060730 Tall Tom
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I just read a post. Boehner cannot do what he has been reported to do.

 

Only Eric Cantor, or his designate, can make the deal.

 

The lady's post was correct and sourced from the Congress Floor Spaker Pro Tempore at the time of hearing Parlamentary Inquires from a Democrat Representative. Here is the link...again...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jd-iaYLO1A#t=151

 

It is great news. Bob Costas is a misleading, misdirection, lying sack of shit.

 

While Boehner may be in agreement...HE CANNOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

 

 

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:56 | 4060074 LawsofPhysics
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"crisis" averted. 

Same as it ever was...

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:56 | 4060076 FrankDrakman
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What a freakin' pussy this guy is. Far from shaking confidence in the US, if one single branch of government - just one - stood up, and said "This far and no further; we are not going to mortgage our children's future any longer" the confidence in the US would skyrocket. As it is now, the only US$ denominated assets I want to hold are Eagles.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:01 | 4060138 Dr. No
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Dont underestimate the value of Buffalos.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:47 | 4060395 Meat Hammer
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Ahem...

Gold, bitchez.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:03 | 4060455 Kirk2NCC1701
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Clearly Boner had his "Bring out the Gimp" moment.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:56 | 4060078 One And Only
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If true I am never voting Republican again and I have for 20 years. No more donations.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:58 | 4060098 DOT
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Donations! There are no donations, only bribes.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:20 | 4060279 Ruffcut
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Donations to the repukes? What a fucking fool you are and are getting what you deserve. Thanks

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:59 | 4060109 Bobbyrib
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Maybe he brings it to the floor and it won't have enough votes to pass. His leadership role would go bye bye real quick.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:59 | 4060112 gdogus erectus
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That'll teach 'em!

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:03 | 4060151 Blano
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I quit after 2008, but was going to come out of retirement to vote against the blonde abortionist running for Texas governor and Hillary in 2016.  If this is true, I think I'll pass.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 10:11 | 4060218 therevolutionwas
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I quit voting, period.  I was voting against the other guy, but it just encouraged the lesser of two evils to believe I liked his idea of spending too much rather than the other guy.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:42 | 4060418 GMadScientist
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Twenty years to figure that you? Man you are really slow.

S'okay...at least you've come around...some folks like JLee will never escape their Matrix.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:38 | 4060621 Miffed Microbio...
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Congratulations for finally choosing the red pill. You are among friends on the Nebuchadnezzar II. If you find yourself consuming more alcohol and suffering waves of intense anger, this is normal. You will eventually find more constructive focuses for that anger but for now, just let it all out and purge yourself. People here will understand. Welcome to the real reality.

Miffed;-)

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:57 | 4060083 Dr. No
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Will we get a weeping plea to pass the bill?

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:57 | 4060084 Winston Churchill
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Will he cry for the cameras.

Worthless PoS.Go home to Ohio ,and die soon please.

Take the others RINOs with you.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:57 | 4060086 Legolas
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Boner went limp again.  He will not survive this one.

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:57 | 4060088 useless_fact
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Weasels are small, powerful carnivorous mammals with short legs and an elongated, slender body and neck in the family, Mustelidae

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 11:55 | 4060697 monad
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Muroidea rattus consultus 

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