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BLS Releases Updated Economic Data Schedule

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Desperate to know what the September payrolls, CPI or PPI really were, or when the October jobs reports is due out now that the government's random number generator is back up and running with the 16 day paid vacation for government apparatchiks is over? The BLS has just released a schedule which answers those and many other questions.

Source: BLS

 

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Thu, 10/17/2013 - 16:52 | 4066592 Tsar Pointless
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POMO schedule.

NFL schedule.

The only two that matter. Choose which one you think the majority of Americans knows or cares more about.

Thu, 10/17/2013 - 16:55 | 4066605 Agent P
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I guess you have to ease back into things after a paid vacation. 

Thu, 10/17/2013 - 17:05 | 4066641 SHEEPFUKKER
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The gubment "employees" have been easing into it since day 1. 

Thu, 10/17/2013 - 17:09 | 4066650 knukles
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Betcha the traffic at the midget tranny porn sites skyrockets.

Ah, lies, lies and more lies

Thu, 10/17/2013 - 17:30 | 4066717 Manthong
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Where is the schedule for the revised schedules?

Thu, 10/17/2013 - 17:34 | 4066731 NotApplicable
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Sorry, that's still being planned.

The hardest thing for them will be remembering the basis for last month's lies. But then again, they'll just blame the Tea Party, ignoring any inconsistencies.

Thu, 10/17/2013 - 16:59 | 4066622 W74
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In summary:

Good news = Obama did it.

Bad news = Those evil Tea Partiers took our country hostage because they hate women and children and minorities and old people and students....and....and....yeah so there.

Thu, 10/17/2013 - 17:07 | 4066645 ziggy59
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.gov workers getting 1% wage increase in Jan..

Thu, 10/17/2013 - 17:10 | 4066656 JustObserving
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Bureau of liar statistics needs time to make up data?  Don't they just make up the numbers that Goldman wants?

Thu, 10/17/2013 - 17:18 | 4066678 IndyPat
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Is the bigger insult the fact that they even bother with any of these numbers?
Why not just make it simple and have a "Happy Time?" index..that works on a scale from happy to real happy.
Don't even use words, just emoticons. Then everyone can understand and thus enjoy the happiness that surely abounds.

Thu, 10/17/2013 - 17:20 | 4066688 thismarketisrigged
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yes, now ''investors'' have data to trade on.

 

yes, msm said that. i couldnt stop laughing.

 

investors trading on real data, that was very funny when i heard msm say it.

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