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Obama Victory Lap Tour: Day One - Live Webcast
Yesterday, before the House vote, Obama's pre-GOP capitulation speech was technically Day Zero. In a few moments, the president will take his victory lap tour on the road for the next three months, at which point the next season of the government shutdown/debt ceiling soap opera returns. One notable difference between yesterday and today: then, he wasn't late; now, he is.
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that guy should be doing a perp walk in an orange jumpsuit.
perp walk his ass to the gallows, and put it on youtube so we can enjoy it over and over
Fuck you Barry..............
What Barry will not say:
My friends and fellow Progressives,
Today is a great day in history. We are moving forward toward our goal of crushing the United States and placing its sheeple under the jack boot of tyranny. As Marx described three necessary phases toward achieving utopia.
Marx also detailed the 10 essential tenets of communism, namely:
Now that unlimited spending has been authorized, Michelle and I will be going on separate vacations.
measuring solely by the "Amount of Puke Spewing up into Your Throat" indicator, this particular speech by the potus may top all.
Obama: "we should not approach the budget process as an ideological exercise!"
but that is precisely what he has done every year....his budget proposals have yet to get a single vote from a single democrat.....they're that far off to the left.
Thank you to "all these people that come to this city to *serve* ".
Serve my ass, DC is *the* place to get rich off of the masses. Those fucking leeches.
"the deficits are shrinking and are half of where they were".
WTF? Where does he get these phantom numbers?
and last night, the basically reversed any drivers of those decreases....the man is out of his mind. he will look into the camera and say anything....he cannot possibly believe himself.
I guess he has been cutting spending? Thats not it. Oh yeah, and ripping off Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac..
could say,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCJTR3XeiAc
That is hilarious. But as a former drunken sailor (now just a drunk) I object to that phrasing! Next time use the phrase "drunken dictator".
;)
Citizens or Vets should build "symobolic" gallows and wheel them on to the Washington Mall
And Obama is always "Late" because He's in the "Puppet Backroom" receiving a Last minute, updated "Bullshit Speech Memory Card" that is inserted into the back of His Head.
You should do something. Because I have been reading this site for a few years now, and you Yanks are always quick to lecture the rest of the world about THEIR governments, and about how people in Greece should do this, or the people of Japan should do that............yet your government is pissing and shitting on you, taking all your money and freedoms.......... and you do NOTHING about it....NOTHING!!!!!
Talk talk talk talk.....no action at all........
The people of Greece rioted in the streets, and were given a water cannon recption from the police for their trouble. Unless there's a full on revolution afoot, throwing shit at the dimwitted boys in blue is a fleetingly satisfying but ultimately pointless exercise.
We are stuck with waiting for a signal financial event, such as a default or a banking collapse, which is some way off if the world continues to accept unlimited monetization by the Fed as a legitimate economic policy.
It can't go on forever, of course, but it can go on for a while yet.
Very well put my friend!!!!
Here are some of the reasons (excuses) WE have:
1 We're Exceptional, your not, therefore we can't change anything
2 NFL season just started, maybe when it's over
3 Christmas and the Holidays are coming
4 I've got more gold and silver to buy
5 the wife and kids won't let me join the revolution
6 ill join when they turn off my EBT and welfare
7 ill join when the other guy does
These are just a few, feel free to add on........
This is the only thing this guy can do. Campaign. Which in itself is an exercise in community organizing.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Or...in Biblical language...."the dog returns to its vomit."
OBLAMA To Use BONER As His Stage Rug ...
The dickwart comes out of his bunker after all the shooting ends to take a victory lap. Total f'n waste..........
FU Child tyrant!
I'm hoping to see one of those victory lap wrecks...
"Ladies and Gentleman, please make sure that all cell phones are silenced, thank you."
Me - Putting my cell phone on MAXIMUM volume with the "Empire's March" playing as Obanana walks in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8
Are you sure this isn't more appropriate?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNBL5OMeuno
classic, nice one!
He will be gracious and won’t remind the Reps of their complete defeat.
He will do this when they lose the house in 2014….
85 billion in direct monetization about to become 120 billion.
Get the fuck out of dodge folks and get your tribes in order ASAP.
The free shit army (on both sides of the aisle) is "winning".
The free shit army won with Roosevelt. It's been a slow down hill slide that is now accelerating since then.
Indeed, my 104 year old grandfather is impressed by how well the supply chains have held up.
I disagree, the bankers are the kings of the FSA. They won back in 1913.
But they have to win now. It has the effect of mobilizing the middle class.
How much more can people take? The cracks are already showing....
Pyrrhic victory.
"All rise" will be changed to "All kneel"
At least we didn't have to pay for that trip to China.....
A for what it is worth some stats from facebook concerning the MSM news organizations.
2,819,492 likes · 148,155 talking --- CNN International
6,039,155 likes · 479,321 talking --- CNN
3,937,785 likes · 812,554 talking --- Fox News
284,701 likes · 86,322 talking --- MSNBC
4,080,986 likes · 197,520 talking --- BBC World News
1,804,778 likes · 551,410 talking --- NBC News
944,031 likes · 77,099 talking --- CBS News
1,666,779 likes · 242,671 talking --- ABC News
Obama's true calling ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bXWVGsrBGk
Choom choomeny choom choomeny choom choom choomy
Can somebody send this arrogant p---k a watch?
Does anyone here actually watch or listen to this useless politician? And notice, his boss, Michele, has been absent for quiet a while now. My guess is she is sick and tired of being ridiculed and told by many what she really is.
"Useless politician" is a redundant term (unless you happen to be the puppeteer who purchased a lemon).
Limp Dick Dictator
well he has to disarm the Marines before he speaks to them, I guess he'll be at the door asking for our ammo before he gives us his victory speech
Will he be eating a bag of "Weepy Cheetos" as he walks in or away?
I hope the worthless derelict comes back from his tour will a few million used shoes that don't match...
Along with watch, a copy of "How to Make Friends and Influence People", because each time I wait to listen to this nonsense, my blood pressure goes ...
Can't wait till I have the ObamaChip inserted so that .GOV has my bio feedback live.
There's not going to be this circus again, come February because McConnell and Boehnner castrated the Republican Party with the deal they allowed to be passed. And McConnell got 3 billion dollars for a dam in Kentucky. It ought to get named "Traitor McConnell Dam".
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/10/16/Senate-Debt-Deal-Includes-...
http://wfpl.org/post/mcconnell-reid-deal-includes-3-billion-earmark-kent...
What a disgrace!
Mr. Useless Fuck, why have you been late for ALL, EACH AND EVERY, media event the last five years? Wait, don't answer that... just go fuck yourself.
He's late because he's doing what you suggested in the last four words of your posting.
What citizen is going to have the balls to stand up to this man in public? I think that's what it's going to take. A Joe the unemployed Plumber moment on steroids have you.
Dirtbag.
A moral people deserves a just and moral leader... perhaps there is a connection here?
maybe ;)
Edward Bernays the Father of propaganda had a lot to do to change these
'morals' the Finaciers of false wars(smedley butler "war is a racket') had a lot to do to cause unjust wars. Greed power money sociopathic leaders had a lot to do to screw the people. Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. Oh and throw in fucked up state sanctioned and run pop-culture combined with State run indoctrination(education)
Then there's this,
RON PAUL: THE TEN PRINCIPLES OF A FREE SOCIETY
1. Rights belong to individuals, not groups; they derive from our nature and can neither be granted nor taken away by government.
2. All peaceful, voluntary economic and social associations are permitted; consent is the basis of the social and economic order.
3. Justly acquired property is privately owned by individuals and voluntary groups, and this ownership cannot be arbitrarily voided by governments.
4. Government may not redistribute private wealth or grant special privileges to any individual or group.
5. Individuals are responsible for their own actions; government cannot and should not protect us from ourselves.
6. Government may not claim the monopoly over a people’s money and governments must never engage in official counterfeiting, even in the name of macroeconomic stability.
7. Aggressive wars, even when called preventative, and even when they pertain only to trade relations, are forbidden.
8. Jury nullification, that is, the right of jurors to judge the law as well as the facts, is a right of the people and the courtroom norm.
9. All forms of involuntary servitude are prohibited, not only slavery but also conscription, forced association, and forced welfare distribution.
10. Government must obey the law that it expects other people to obey and thereby must never use force to mold behavior, manipulate social outcomes, manage the economy, or tell other countries how to behave.
Fuck you autoplay.
Thank God he made it.
Limp Dick Dictator
You Mr President are the threat to the economy Mf'er!!
Obama lecturing us on fiscal responsibility is like a crack addict lecturing us on staying clean. What a fucking joke.
Creating jobs in china...We here at ZH already know this, just posting this for others to pass on.
GM got bailout, now ships jobs to Chinahttp://washingtonexaminer.com/examiner-editorial-gm-got-bailout-now-ship...
""GM announced in its annual report to shareholders that Treasury had agreed to “irrevocably waive certain of its rights” regarding the federal loan. These included “certain manufacturing volume requirements.” Guess what happened next? GM announced in June that it would stop releasing its North American production figures altogether.""
I have been salty about this all week, knowing nothing would change. Hearing him lecture has not helped one bit. Grow this economy, Mr President. Have someone explain what that means, and then get on it.
Everybody STFU and let me continue with what I'm doing...(somehow I have to get rid of those "irresponsible" Republicans)
I love how this prick removes himself from accountability from everything! As if he's some outsider that has no power. He reminds me of my 10 year old with the parade of excuses!
Slowed our growth? Oh, he means in fiat dollars, not real value. Or maybe he really means "hastened our demise?"
And yes, we are fed up with DC. All of it. Including the shill in the WH.
Would it even be possible to put a more disingenious asshole in the WH?
And yes, we'll bounce back when Bernanke/Yellin fire up the nuclear powered printing presses. GDP will rise! (Too bad it has turned into another useless metric.)
Fuck you Obama.
Fuck you Bernanke.
Fuck you Yellin.
Fuck you Congress.
Fuck you NSA.
Hah ha. Screaming at the screen ... lol
Valerie Jarrett doing the Dougie (sorry for that image).
Who manufactured this crisis, who went directly ad hominen? Head of Nevada Gaming Commission? Valerie Jarrett?
Oh, no, it was all the Cruz missile's fault.
prez shithead... Why will you NOT allow any spending cuts, asswipe?
Obama to the USA. " we don't have to agree on everything, as long as you do exactly what I say. Long live my base, the free shit army."
I've got the sound off with Neil Young and Crazyhorse album Zuma playing on in the background and it makes for a much more tolerable performance by Obomber.
This web cast needs a lie meter in one corner of the screen that ticks up every time he tells a lie. It will tick up about as fast as that national debt clock.
Obama will get clipped when interest rates (3month T-Bill rate) goes higher. 3month was up almost 500% over the last two weeks.
http://bullandbearmash.com/about/us-prime-rate/
Higher rates to offset risk.
of course the American People only means my FREE SHIT ARMY... all the rest of you MuST give it up.
Obama s smiling today. He won. He kicked ass.
... and your kids are going to pay for his indulgences and if you live long enough you'll see the tragedy yourself.
I just stated the facts as they are today. The future is now and it is certain. What I wrote before editing would have gotten me arrested and thrown in jail for 50 years. Oh well, we had a good run.
Until Jan 15th, 2014
I was hoping the US government would shut for good. Imagine not having to listen to this crap any more, not being spied on, not having to cope with the DHS attacking the people, not being involved in more war and not being pushed further into debt.
There was aother benefit to the shutdown. A whole lot less traffic on the roads.
I caught that too, apparently cutting the deficit in half also magically cuts our spending in half.
Oh yea and Americans have realized how much they need their government. He's like a abusive husband telling his whipped wife how much she needs him. fuck you man. Give us a sound gold backed currency and just protect our liberty and the American people will do the rest. Fuck all these self righteous democrats and Republicans.
I just F^%%&*ing PUKED!!!!
"We're Americans first". We? We have birth certificates or citizenship papers.
The fucker wants a farm bill passed. Great. Which lobbiests wrote this one again? Better idea: Get the government out of running our farms. Especially corn->ethanol for fuel and subsidies.
Fuck you Obama.
Fuck you Bernake.
Fuck you Jay Carney.
We must all bow down to the .GOV worker citizens!!! The Dear Leader has spoken!! Thank You .GOV Free Shit Army facilitators, your work matters!! The water flows today and the air I breathe is cleaner because the government is no longer shut down!!
What a load of complete bullshit, in toxic doses.
Obama is completely delusional, and innumerate (in addition to illiterate).
Here is a person who does not get it, and is extremely dangerous.
“I am perfectly willing to negotiate with anyone who agrees with me. And you other irresponsible traitors, go to hell. But it’s perfectly fine to disagree, as long as you don’t disagree with me.”
Willful ignorance, blindness, and aggressive stupidity. A very, very dangerous combination.
The one and only thing the Republicans should have held out for is a one year delay in the individual mandate. Obamacare would then implode on itself during that year. Instead, the Republicans gave away a clean CR, clean debt limit increase, and gave away the biggest prize of all - any House control over future debt limit increases! No wonder this is a victory lap - because it is a huge victory!
I wish I had a tantalus field.
My rep voted NO both my Senators voted Yes. I am voting against their Jellyfish Asses come election time. My Rep I am contributing to.
Diebold may vote your senators in regardless of the real vote count.
"It's not who votes that counts, it's who counts the votes." -Josef Stalin