Steve Cohen Gets Wrists Slapped, And All Is Forgiven

Tyler Durden's picture

Obviously, Stevie Cohen is not a blogger.

And now will the administration please grant Jon Corzine much deserved amnesty and release him from prison. Or is it too busy crafting a First Amendment false flag to assist it in its latest witchhunt focusing solely on "bloggers, radio talking heads and professional activists" who as everyone now knows, are the new "Bush" and will be blamed for everything that goes wrong from here on out?

As for Steve Cohen's penalty, just how much is $1 billion in Picasso terms?

The WSJ has more on this latest example of US Justice in action:

Hedge-fund group SAC Capital Advisors LP and federal prosecutors have agreed in principle on a penalty exceeding $1 billion in a potential criminal settlement that would be the largest ever for an insider-trading case, according to people familiar with the matter.

 

The payment by SAC, run by star manager Steven A. Cohen, is expected to be roughly $1.2 billion to $1.4 billion, according to these people.

 

The penalty means SAC would pay the U.S. government a total of nearly $2 billion, including a $616 million penalty the firm agreed to in a civil insider-trading settlement with the Securities and Exchange Commission in March.

 

The firm didn't admit or deny wrongdoing in the civil settlement, which is awaiting approval by a federal judge. The penalty SAC agreed to pay in the SEC case had been the largest to date in an insider-trading case.

 

SAC has denied the criminal charges. The firm says Mr. Cohen, who hasn't been accused of criminal wrongdoing, has done nothing wrong. Any settlement wouldn't affect a continuing criminal investigation into Mr. Cohen's trading activities, the people said.

To summarize: Make $10Bn using criminal methods and inside information -> pay $1Bn for criminal settlement -> high IRR

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HedgeAccordingly's picture

lawrence Fink thinks the worst is yet to come - http://hedge.ly/19bdqNS 

FL_Conservative's picture

It sure does pay to be a lying, thieving son-of-a-bitch.  And there's a lot of examples out there.

Pladizow's picture

Business back to normal, as Uncle Sam gets his cut of the heist!

redpill's picture

Correct, just enough money to make it worth fed.gov's time, but not so much that the perps won't go right back to what they were doing.  And of course no jail time, this is civilized crime!  Everyone wins!  Oh wait except for honest retail investors, but who gives a shit about them anyway?

TruthInSunshine's picture

"...with Liberty & Justice for all."

/sarc- beyond-point-of-tragedy

knukles's picture

So Cohen gets a reach around....

ParkAveFlasher's picture

Hey, what's the penalty for murder?  I'm considering making it part of my business strategy.

Bananamerican's picture

"Where's my cut?" -Uncle Scam

(dupe)

bank guy in Brussels's picture

As Jim Sinclair has said,

If the fine you paid is less than the money you stole,

That is good business in America

Eisenhorn's picture

My question is why do financial firms/banks get to reach an "agreement" with prosecutors on fines?

I don't believe I was ever asked to come to an agreement on a traffic citation......

"Prosecutors and SAC Agree".....such garbage.

giovanni_f's picture

They are one team. Mission: Ass-rape YOU.

FEDbuster's picture

Once again proof that "Life is like a shit sandwich.  The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat".

Clowns on Acid's picture

Depends who you have in mind....

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

It is pay to have friend of satan...

Headbanger's picture

Boris is say makes Stalin is holy man next to Wall Street criminal

Russian translate not work for Banger of Head Many Times

And scotch not make easy is for making any sense

Friend of the devil is a friend of mine.

If I get home before day light...

 

Oracle 911's picture

Looking back in history, Stalin was a holly man compared to the American crooks from history like Nixon, the Bush family (Preston and the Georges), Madoff, the guy who trow the A-bomb to Japan, the guy who started the Vietnam war, the guy who aloved the creation of the FED, the owners of the FED etc.

Rainman's picture

hahaha...go and sin no more, drop off your check with the bailiff.

Running On Bingo Fuel's picture

Paid for by the Friends of Carl Fund.

monad's picture

Bipartisanshit is dead. This is the long planned decoy covering for the massive widespread treasons. TOTUS is the hood ornament on the train headed our way.

monad's picture

Bipartisanshit is dead. This is the long planned decoy covering for the massive widespread treasons. TOTUS is the hood ornament on the train headed our way.

emersonreturn's picture

please, i'm serious---what exactly would it take to end the fed?  if a president can be impeached why not essentially do the same to the fed?  stupid question i realize but the more absurd things become i really don't see other option.

All Out Of Bubblegum's picture

The new revenue enhancing tactic:

"Give us a billion or we drive you out of business."

FL_Conservative's picture

That's the Chicago "shake-down" employed by the thugs running things nowadays.

LawsofPhysics's picture

Does a billion matter when these fuckers are printing 85 billion per month (soon to be 120 billion)?

NidStyles's picture

Just 120? Damn here I thought we were getting a person at the helm that was serious about this recovery....

 

 

/sarc...

Urban Redneck's picture

Mental exercise: imagine you had earned several billion dollars LEGITIMATELY, and some POS (lacking even the capacity of Dr. Evil) threatens to make you preoccupied with a court case for about a year if you don't pay him ONE BILLION DOLLARS (as opposed to paying most of the billion dollars to your lawyers and fighting the damn thing on PRINCIPAL).

If one had the means to fight and win, there is no way in hell an innocent person would hand over ONE BILLION DOLLARS to bunch of criminal thugs.

...and in Cohen's case he did it after spending all that time and money to market the image of himself as some important and powerful sac of Wall Street Shit... forking over ONE BILLION DOLLARS to a lawn jockey masquerading as an AG is not the action of either an innocent man or a BSD on Wall Street.

bank guy in Brussels's picture

That's totally wrong - you are assuming the US courts are legitimate somehow, and they are not

US Federal Courts have a higher conviction rate than Third Reich Nazi Germany

As well-proven, US judges do not care about law, or facts, or the US Constitution ... in trials they make dozens of 'court rulings' to EXCLUDE EVIDENCE that proves you are innocent ... sure you can 'Appeal it to the Supreme Court' ... but higher judges are not interested if the fix is in on you

US judges, like Congress or the President, work for the oligarch cabal ... yet Americans still keep the illusion their courts are like in Hollywood movies

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Not that Cohen is innocent ... but paying the extortion fine is no sign he is guilty

Cohen did not pay enough bribes and campaign contributions earlier, so they are 'normalising' the situation with him

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They extorted Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, because he wasn't paying enough

They extorted Warren Buffett the other year - the 2nd richest man in America

It has been quickly forgotten, but Buffett himself at one point thought he was rich enough to try and 'fight the system' in America ... and quickly got rapped hard, threatened with legal charges and destruction ... and learned his lesson.

A few years back after being too critical of America and financial shenanigans, 'weapons of financial mass destruction' on Wall Street ... Bloomberg reported possible charges brewing, pending against the famous Warren Buffett ... he might be called to testify ... then one day Bloomberg reported the investigation was totally terminated, Buffett would not be investigated, or even questioned ... the deal was done ...

Shortly afterward Warren Buffett was 'bullish on America' ... Ha! ... even the oligarchs are not allowed to break ranks ... Funny that they too, the richest in America, are prisoners of the 'system' run by the group of wealthy American political families ... No one breaks ranks ... No one

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The USA has even begun murdering US federal judges who do not co-operate with the gov't programme. And as NSA whistleblower Russell Tice (more important than Edward Snowden) pointed out, all US judges including the Supreme Court are under continuous NSA surveillance for blackmail.

If a judge does not play along ... the judge faces the fate of US Federal Judge John Roll, shot dead in Tucson, Arizona, 8 January 2011, shortly after ruling against Obama and the US gov't ... drugged up 'lone gunman' promptly supplied, 'confessing' and otherwise barely seen after disappearing into the US gulag ...

Judge John Roll was the actual target that day and not Gabrielle Giffords, the wounded Congresswoman shot next to Judge Roll ... media are hiding the real story because Judge Roll's murder was a message to the other US judges, rather than to the people

It was barely covered by the media, but Judge Roll's murder was the powerful message to all US judges, helping convince Chief Justice Roberts to rule in favour of Obamacare

That's the reality of US judges that Americans face if they are targeted

Urban Redneck's picture

Justice is a process not an outcome. One must know how to manipulate the process in order to achieve the desired outcome (i.e. hire the right lawyers for the specific job at hand). It's not nice but it works, sort of like when justice in a black robe fails and then justice dons a white robe in a search for justice (then a bunch of macacas mulattas start yapping and flinging feces in a desperate plea to be the center of attention-- distracting everyone from the larger truths and ensuring there is another painful rinse, repeat cycle-- instead of society learning from its mistakes and actually progressing).

Large facades always have cracks- that's how we climb mountains and defeat what appear to be insurmountable enemies, no wide-scale cabal is immune from the laws of physics.

moneybots's picture

"If a judge does not play along ... the judge faces the fate of US Federal Judge John Roll, shot dead in Tucson, Arizona, 8 January 2011, shortly after ruling against Obama and the US gov't ... drugged up 'lone gunman' promptly supplied, 'confessing' and otherwise barely seen after disappearing into the US gulag ..."

 

An interesting fiction.

 

firstdivision's picture

Anyone want to buy a dead shark?

NidStyles's picture

How dead are we talking, dead but still edible, or dead with rotting flesh and maggots?

seek's picture

It's OK to break the law -- as long as we get our cut.

Bastiat's picture

Selling indulgences - an old racket.

ParkAveFlasher's picture

Well said, Bastiat.  We live under a dogmatic thumb.

slotmouth's picture

Can someone please file criminal charges against Corzine, or anyone for that matter?

John McCloy's picture

  Meanewhile this woman who is jobless is summoned for diving into a fountain for change to buy some food:

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/unemployed-ohio-woman-charged-2...

Seperate rules for seperate folks.

azzhatter's picture

Does he get to keep the other $10B he stole?

SillySalesmanQuestion's picture

Dear Mr. President, this is what you should be focusing on...not bloggers.

Seal's picture

some of the animals are more equal than others - Pigs rule!

Trucker Glock's picture

"Have you seen the bigger piggies in their starched white shirts?"

In case you haven't heard it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4WWmHRO5-A

LawsofPhysics's picture

Well they do taste good, so there's that anyway.

NoTTD's picture

Good to know what the transaction fee is for fraud.

Winston Churchill's picture

Seems like that the minimum charge though.

Inthemix96's picture

Abide by the rules, or face the consequences eh?  I wonder what the jail time on heist this big is eh?

Drink it up bitchez, some pigs are more equal than others it seems eh?

PaperBear's picture

A monopoly board game reference is appropriate here, don’t you think ?

ebworthen's picture

J.P. Morgan Chase was manipulating electricity prices in California and the Midwest and just had to pay a fine.

So if .gov allows people and banks to steal - then just fines them for it - doesn't that make .gov a Capo in the Crime Syndicate?

The government is just taking a cut of the shakedown market.

http://www.foxbusiness.com/industries/2013/07/30/jp-morgan-inks-410m-to-settle-electricity-manipulation-probe/

(People should be in jail for this - but that would be in a sane rational world of laws and order)

knukles's picture

"Yeah? Well where da fucks my taste?"
   -Tony Soprano