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Gimme da ball, coach.
Gimme da ball!
IF you have a premature eject issue, just imagine yellen and bennie doing it, and you'll be limp for years.
Fuck!!! What did I just do???
and Google closes at $1,011.41, a new Galactic record.
To the Moon, Alice.
I wonder what Ben's reward will be?
To the victor go the speaking fees!
He no longer has to look at Fugly Smurf and her bowl cut.
Look Ben here is the button labeled "Turbo Printer". Lets try it. Yipee
Only turbo?
Ben's got quad turbos with 100 shot on his printers.
HE can print a quarter mile of fiat in under 7 seconds.
Janet is gonna make it rain, rain $$$ that is.
MONEY BOMB!
Run for cover
Dammit Janet!...I abwhore you! (sic)
Oh Ben, Oh... dammit!
I'm mad, Oh Janet!
For you, I love you too
There's one thing left to do, and that's print!
(The Bernanke Horror Printing Show)
Re: "and Google closes at $1,011.41, a new Galactic record." <-- That is something I just cannot understand. Does anybody REALLY click on adsense banners with an intent to purchase something? (No offense to ZH, but it sure would be nice to click an article and bring up a page with just the article and nothing but the article. I'd shell out a few shillings for that...) Rgds
Google charges by "impressions", as well. An impression is when an ad shows. Sites get paid per 1000 impressions. Lot of ads = lot of cash...
Firefix and AdBlockPlus ensure you won't see those ads.
A long and impassioned conversation with Hitler in hell about the benefits of being a member of a master race?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoA9L9i3tBU
"Mr. President, I rise today to talk about America's debt problem. The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can't pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government's reckless fiscal policies.
***Over the past 5 years, our federal debt has increase by $3.5 trillion to $8.6 trillion. That is "trillion" with a "T."*** That is money that we have borrowed from the Social Security trust fund, borrowed from China and Japan, borrowed from American taxpayers. And over the next 5 years, between now and 2011, the President's budget will increase the debt by almost another $3.5 trillion.
Numbers that large are sometimes hard to understand. Some people may wonder why they matter.
Rising debt is a hidden domestic enemy, robbing our cities and States of critical investments in infrastructure like bridges, ports, and levees; robbing our families and our children of critical investments in education and health care reform; robbing our seniors of the retirement and health security they have counted on. Every dollar we pay in interest is a dollar that is not going to investment in America's priorities.
The Senate continues to reject a return to the commonsense Pay-go rules that used to apply. ***Previously, Pay-go rules applied both to increases in mandatory spending and to tax cuts. The Senate had to abide by the commonsense budgeting principle of balancing expenses and revenues.***
Unfortunately, the principle was abandoned, and now the demands of budget discipline apply only to spending. As a result, tax breaks have not been paid for by reductions in Federal spending, and ***thus the only way to pay for them has been to increase our deficit to historically high levels and borrow more and more money.***
Now we have to pay for those tax breaks plus the cost of borrowing for them. Instead of reducing the deficit, as some people claimed, the fiscal policies of this administration and its allies in Congress will add more than $600 million in debt for each of the next 5 years.
***That is why I will once again cosponsor the Pay-go amendment*** and continue to hope that my colleagues will return to a smart rule that has worked in the past and can work again.
Our debt also matters internationally. ***My friend, the ranking member of the Senate Budget Committee, likes to remind us that it took 42 Presidents 224 years to run up only $1 trillion of foreign-held debt. This administration did more than that in just 5 years.***
Increasing America's debt weakens us domestically and internationally. ***Leadership means that "the buck stops here.'' Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better. I therefore intend to oppose the effort to increase America's debt limit."***
Senator Barack Obama (D-IL)
March 16, 2006
***Official National Debt at that time: 8.6 trillion USD***
***Official National Debt Now: 17.1 trillion USD***
BECAUSE OBAMA...
FORWARD!
Fast & furious.
*Also first!
From Ben to Janet
"Same as it ever was."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRILLqV0l58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA1oFSMwRDU
+10,000 Maniacs
This is also relevent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g42Xg-mAkGg
"Life During Wartime" Talking Heads LIVE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obAtn6I5rbY
HAHAHAHA !!!
WOW ! What a trip down memory lane. 1975-1978....Junior High. 1979-82....High School. 1982-1986....College. 1986-1989....Young Worker then back to Grad School.
Soundtrack of a life. And just look at this songlist we've done. Damn....still relevent....hits every target even if at a tangent and avant-garde.
Ok blindman....ball's back in my court i guess......
Here ya go.
"Road to Nowhere"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWtCittJyr0
Isn't it weird? Looks to obscure to me... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zrkf65GmwE
Facts are simple and facts are straight
Facts are lazy and facts are late
Facts all come with points of view
Facts don't do what I want them to
Facts just twist the truth around
Facts are living turned inside out
Facts are getting the best of them
Facts are nothing on the face of things
Facts don't stain the furniture
Facts go out and slam the door
Facts are written all over your face
Facts continue to change their shape
"Talking Heads vs. Television" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyaPRx5fNlQ . " ..i wanted to make the boring things seem dramatic instead of the dramatic seem boring." .... "scratching your head in front of a few thousand people isn't the same as scratching it in front of your family." d.b.
You can do it!
Chairsatans fiat parachute should be on fire, and there should be a steaming mountain of shit directly below him!
Mountain of shit?
How about Satan, and everlasting Hell Fire.
Not that Krauts hold a grudge;)
@ kaiserhoff ;-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5whbnXTqxVo
Could you at least upgrade her into a Sikorsky? S-76C++ with dual door deployment features? It's a girly-girl choppa.
if only some of that money would land on the budding trailer park industry.
They decided they wanted only two classes after all.
Eloi and Morlocks?
I.E. normal folks and sociopaths?
The poor and their billionaire overlords?
All those fluttering dollars should have been illustrated swirling around the eddy of the accretian disk of a black hole.
haha, haha, ya -- just like the eddy of the accretian disk of a black hole.
What's up G'kar, are you using an old picture? I thought Londo had one of your eyes gouged out.
Teddy Tentpole would gouge out the one good one if I did.
Here, hold my beer....I got this shit!
Why should women have flat heads?
Why do women have two holes? So you can carry them like a six-pack...
That's the last thing a redneck say's before something bad happens!!!
You must live near my neighborhood!
40th and Plum, 40 miles out and plum in the middle of nowhere, but hey, we git r dun...
DaddyO
I'd be pretty scared. I haven't seen many female pilots, or many Jewish ones for that matter.
If you got in a plane and saw a Jewish woman in the cockpit, would you still proceed to your seat?
"If you got in a plane and saw a Jewish woman wearing a parachute in the cockpit with her side door open, would you still proceed to your seat?
It's a cockpit if the pilot is a guy.
If the pilot's female.......
cuntpit?
When a woman pilot is up front, it is called "The Box Office".
Fuck, that made me laugh.
+1 for you good sir.
Janet Yellen gets her hair cut & styled by "Rotor-Blades 'R' Us"...
I'm telling ya thats Julian Assange....
Yeah man... $16 muffins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3RCP4jHGHY&feature=c4-overview-vl&list=P...
This notes for you. Don`t be a sellout like a Bart Chilton Boehner
(play it loud)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJiUEr4045o
Cheers
One ugly bitch
I don't know, I think Ben is kinda cute, but the other guy ... not so much
I hope a wwhite shark jumps and eat you Ben,, something like the JAW game on iphone
lawl.
"they've got us in a tractor beam (sp?) Captain! We cannot escape!" cue to Jeddi character O Know Not Again "there is another way. You say this Spaceship Zero Hedge is used for smuggling information?" "Yes," says Captain Lonestar "and I know exactly where we can hide...(Nasdaq surges 50 points on said "that news does not exist trick.) In the meantime Yadda the Yuck is still steamed over the money Captain Lonestar still owes him and then...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRcjwJCVPrU
Largo with Taj Mahal and joan Osborne
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftLGbP8C7DU
Garth Hudson - Garth Largo
First Sebelius; now Yellen. And Hiliary in the wings. Exactly who or what is hiding behind these skirts?
Definitely a "what".
Hillary and Janet are It's with tits whose existence gives us the shits.
Bernanke is parachuting off to start his new engagement in personal finance and retirement planning.
Episode 19
Have to admit, we’ll miss all the self-written comedy he provided us. Hope Yellen can fill his shoes.
/lol
Sorta like high in the saddle high heels: Sarah Palin's four inches and Ted Cruz's four inches are the same four inches.
I can't wait to see what Ben will write and say after he leaves office. Greenspan went off the deep end after he left and his writings are a great source of humor and disgust among the dismal science class. Benanke's should cause no less uproar
Greenspan got out before TSHTF in '08. That's what Ben is trying to do now.