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Where's Super Dave Osborne??
I hope Super Dave isn't plunging into the Pacific.
""After we left Japan, it felt as if the ocean itself was dead," Macfadyen said. "We hardly saw any living things. We saw one whale, sort of rolling helplessly on the surface with what looked like a big tumour on its head. It was pretty sickening. I've done a lot of miles on the ocean in my life and I'm used to seeing turtles, dolphins, sharks and big flurries of feeding birds. But this time, for 3000 nautical miles there was nothing alive to be seen."
Who the fuck is Super Dave Osbourne?
I don't see any difference between the two pictures.
the guy on the right is half black. the one on the left is half white. both are morons, however..
Boris cannot see close of CRT screen, which is Thelma, which Louise?
It's Miss Daisy, and she's all alone because her driver already bailed.....
This is kinda like the playing chess with a pigeon analogy, only this time, its with two pigeons. The Republican pigeon knocks over all his pieces, and then shits on the board. The Democrat pigeon also knocks over all his pieces and shits on the board. They both coo to each other and bob their heads. Then they high five each other and go off to tell all the other birds how bad ass they are at playing chess.
I would up arrow you more if I could... I guess few crasp the accurate corolation you draw.
Yeah but now we can get back to our recovery.
Layoff / Business Closing List
Miss Daisy' driver, Morgan Freeman...
He went thru the wormhole !
Boris - I be talking to you. The flying car is to be similar of Skoda car in 60's - like monkey cosmonaute. N3BNHNte - like flying poop of monkey
Well... that's by design. The government censored the original right-side cartoon and airbrushed it so you can't see the dead baby in the back seat. The Secret Service lit up the car, killing the driver and baby and sending it careening over the edge.
Remember, only terrorists are bad drivers. The hand of God will guide DHS hollow-points, so you may as well empty the clip at citizen 'suspects'.
That's not a baby in the backseat. It's a set of golf clubs. (I think I see a one-iron!)
I don't see any difference between the two pictures.
The second one is a plug-in electric................
The second one is traveling faster...
The second one is subsidized....
The second one had nano thermite slag heap leaking out of the front half photoshopped out of it
The second car had more poor people in it...
And a load of SNAPS groceries & beer in the trunk.
In the one on the right, the car has a full tank of gas.
Knuckles - you have to be predisposed to the letters e and h to really understand the reference.... a fondness for Molson's helps too.
I still call one of my buddies - Super Dave. His antics were fueled by booze, babes, and blow. 80s were good times.
Rock on Super Dave
Seriously? Coming from a smart guy like you knukles, I have to think I'm only falling for the old pull your virtual finger gag. Oh well.. *tug*
I dont think he's related to George Osbourne, but you never know.
Obviously you weren't around in the 80's...
That was depressing, but thanks just the same.
The story stinks of propoganda to me, what's this guys real agenda for telling the story? Why didn't he take a picture or a vid of the whale with the tumor? I've just come back from Africa and we had loads of local fresh fish from the sea.
uh, ahem, the car shouldn't even be IN the picture on the right
Yea, but in the second picture he's SMILING.
Of course he's smiling, and there's supposed to be a cartoon thought ballon over his head:
"Thank God I have Affordable Care. I do wonder, however, which will be bigger - my car's carbon footprint or its impact footprint."
Its the new Bread and Circuses.
New Gravity, plan.
SSDD or maybe SS D = D + 1
Roll D20 to disbelieve.
there should be 340 million lemmings running after Obama's golf cart into the abyss and than the picture would be right...
Yes we can Yes we can
Good point. Tyler, queue the Lemmings !!!
Whoa, whoa, whoa..... More like 399,999,999
According to this cartoon then it will take an eternity for the shit to hit the fan.
Didn't ya know?
The car runs on Hopium so it will continue to float in mid-air.
That's some strong shit.
Maybe its like Inception and everything moves really slowly...may not splat until 2050 ?
At a minimum until they nearly finish building the Death Star and the Rebel Alliance flys in to blow it up.
Japan will kill everyone in 12 years. What does it really matter.
What do you mean? General Electric built the God Damned thing at Fukushima. They built the Core and Containment. That is an American Corporation deemed Too Big To Fail.
Somehow the US Government and Corporations are so damned arrogant that they think that their edicts are supreme to Natural and Physical Laws.
MOPS. Management of Perspective Science? What can go wrong?
Wi Tu? Lo, Sum Ting Wong & Ho Lee Fuk
Thanks, Rusty. That's really interesting.
We Tu Hi...in Colorado
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