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Strapped For Cash? Here's The Price List For Your Body Parts
As we explained last week, the sad fact is that cashed-strapped Americans are looking for new ways to make money and selling body parts is becoming a rising trend. Bloomberg crunched the numbers and found out what parts will earn the biggest pay day on and off the black market.
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Most Americans have already been robbed of their left arms and nut sacks, hence...no demand
How much for Anthony's Weiner?
Why do you ask?
I wonder what peace of mind is worth. I wouldn't sell mine for all the money in the world. But maybe that's just me.
G'night all.
"The Price List For Your Body Parts"
a.k.a. "melt value" of a human/eater
hugs,
robin cook
Boris confused... where is extra nipple on list?
"I wouldn't sell mine for all the money in the world."
The problem might end up being that someone else might be willing to sell yours..
or the State might be willing to confiscate it.
Confiscate extra nipple on back!? Boris get extra nipple from State-run nuclear catastrophic, if State want, please, take extra nipple!
I wonder what peace of mind is worth
To make this list you have to sell your 'piece of mind'
that's really expensive for parts when you can buy the whole thing for a few hundred bucks an hour
but leasing contracts are more expensive in the long run, and maintenance is a bitch
I wonder what the going rate for testicle is ? You only need one right ?
AmeriKa GOP is get by without any, must is be optionality for member of political class.
Can we blame the un-ethicalilty of this market on Bitcoin again?
You mean you can buy a new liver?
Steve Jobs proved that case....
So did Larry Hagman. (Being famous allows you to cut in line, apparently)
I know Congressmen will pay a fortune for balls since it seems no one, except for one, has any to stand up to the "Lyin' King".
You do know its a hate crime to speak back to the first black gay president and his wookie?
I agree, but how is it possible for all of these guys to be such dicks if they have no balls?
Because they felt they were all omnipotent, but in reality they were just impotent.
Hell, I'd pay a lot more than that for a fresh liver (hic!).
37k, that is less than my student loans, I might just get motivated to pay that off.
Human liver supposedly goes well with fava beans...
Washed down with a nice chianti.
How about a brain?
(signed abi-normal)
Sounds like a good business start up. "We buy body parts and gold here".
Good grief tylers, don't be givin anyone any ideas. We r screwed bad enuff the way it is.
It's already a real business.
Here in CA, if you've signed on as a body parts donor and they "Think you're dead", they'll start harvesting without having done any brain wave tests.
It has been found that in many cases, the newly pronounced "corpse" was then started to be hacked up (of course without any sedation because he's already "dead") and they start squirming, heaving, etc.
They're not dead, folks.
So there was gonna be big investigations into this as medically unethical.. Harvesting body parts from Living Folks... right here in your own home town's hospital... and it was all of a sudden dropped dead so to speak.
Way the fuck too much money in the business.
Of which doctors, hospital administrators and public health officials squirm mighty when presented with.
Or won't look you in the eye when questioned.
Real as rain....
It's Not Conspiracy Theory, either.
It's real
dude that is messed up.
Israeli butchers harvesting corneas in Haiti - Video
Israel admits to organ thefts
"Israel has admitted that it harvested organs from the dead bodies of Palestinians and Israelis in the 1990s, without permission from their families."
"The admission follows the release of an interview with Jehuda Hiss, the former head of Israel's forensic institute, in which he said that workers at the institute had harvested skin, corneas, heart valves and bones from Israelis, Palestinians and foreign workers."
"In the interview, which was conducted in 2000 when Hiss was head of Tel Aviv's Abu Kabir forensic institute, he said: 'We started to harvest corneas ... Whatever was done was highly informal. No permission was asked from the family.'"
"During his interview with Scheper-Hughes, Hiss said that the eyelids of bodies were glued shut to prevent the removal of corneas being found out."
"Our sons are plundered of their organs"
"Palestinians accuse the Israel Defense Forces of taking organs from their victims. Donald Boström writes about an international organ trafficking scandal – and about the time he saw the cut-up dead body of a nineteen-year old Palestinian."
"You could call me a 'matchmaker', said Levy Izhak Rosenbaum, from Brooklyn, USA, in a secret recording with an FBI-agent whom he believed to be a client."
"Rosenbaum’s matchmaking had nothing to do with romance. It was all about buying and selling kidneys from Israel on the black market."
"Rabbis, politicians and trusted civil servants had for years been involved in money laundering and illegal organ-trade."
"On the question of how many organs he has sold Rosenbaum replies: 'Quite a lot. And I have never failed,' he boasts. The business has been running for quite some time."
"Israel has repeatedly been under fire for its unethical ways of dealing with organs and transplants. France was among the countries that ceased organ collaboration with Israel in the nineties. Jerusalem Post wrote that 'the rest of the European countries are expected to follow France’s example shortly.'"
"At a conference in 2003 it was shown that Israel is the only western country with a medical profession that doesn’t condemn the illegal organ trade. The country takes no legal measures against doctors participating in the illegal business – on the contrary, chief medical officers of Israel’s big hospitals are involved in most of the illegal transplants, according to Dagens Nyheter (December 5, -03)."
"While the campaign was running, young Palestinian men started to disappear from villages in the West Bank and Gaza. After five days Israeli soldiers would bring them back dead, with their bodies ripped open."
"Talk of the bodies terrified the population of the occupied territories. There were rumors of a dramatic increase of young men disappearing, with ensuing nightly funerals of autopsied bodies."
"On several occasions I was approached by UN staff concerned about the developments. The persons contacting me said that organ theft definitely occurred but that they were prevented from doing anything about it."
"Five days earlier, on May 13, 1992, an Israeli special force had used the village’s carpentry workshop for an ambush. The person they were assigned to put out of action was Bilal Achmed Ghanan, one of the stone-throwing Palestinian youngsters who made life difficult for the Israeli soldiers."
"As Bilal was put in the grave his chest was uncovered. Suddenly it became clear to the few people present just what kind of abuse the boy had been exposed to. Bilal was not by far the first young Palestinian to be buried with a slit from his abdomen up to his chin."
"The families in the West Bank and in Gaza felt that they knew exactly what had happened: 'Our sons are used as involuntary organ donors,' relatives of Khaled from Nablus told me, as did the mother of Raed from Jenin and the uncles of Machmod and Nafes from Gaza, who had all disappeared for a number of days only to return at night, dead and autopsied."
they "Think you're dead", they'll start harvesting without having done any brain wave tests.
Actually you can find plenty of harvest-able body parts from obots because apparently there is no negligible brain activity.
If you're young and healthy, stay away from the chinese!
If your liver is still worth something, you're doing it wrong.
But what about the toe?
Hell, I can get you a toe by three o'clock this afternoon, with nail polish.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_VAfVhsvOA
I'm going to donate my ears to the Republican Party establishment as they haven't been hearing too well for a very long time.
You going to donate your nuts too? Because they sure have turned into a bunch of pussies.
someone should setup a silk road for body parts
there already is body and you won't get invited unless you attend the right meetings... and have the necessary amounts of cash
I was gonna sell some ass, but I'm out. It's a buyers market.
I sold my neighbors organs to some dude on Craigslist. I can't wait to see the look their faces........
i bought a 3d printer and stole my neighbors DNA...I'm gonna print out and distribute his organs for free: www.bodyparttorrent.com. patent pending.
How does the warranty work?
My laserjet is low on ink and I might just buy a new printer instead.
How much for Obama's Bernanke?
Wot's all 'is then? No-un posted this? Aight, 'ere it is!
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing
And always look on the bright side of life
Come on!
Always look on the right side of life
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow
So, always look on the bright side of death
A-just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
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You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life
C'mon Brian, cheer up!
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
Worse things happen at sea, you know
Always look on the bright side of life
I mean, what have you got to lose
You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing
What have you lost? Nothing!
Always look on the right side of life...
Nothing will come from nothing, you know what they say?
Cheer up you old bugger, c'mon give us a grin!
There you are, see, it's the end of the film
Incidentally, this record is available in the foyer
Some of us have to got live as well, you know
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I guess the futures markets on sexual body parts are down in Japan?
When I was a kid they said all the chemicals in the human body were worth $1.98. Good to know I've got something that has gone up in value.
I think it's unethical to buy body parts, but I'd sure like to rent some of Hers.
How much do you suppose Pelosi and Biden got for their brains?
how much do you suppose pelosi paid for bidens balls?
And to think Amerika was laughing at India and other places for this. Wasn't there a Rabbi who wass in the trade a while back who got busted. Must be part of their culture .
I wonder if the guy from chicago u went down the hall and asked for quotes for organs taken from executed chinese disidents... rumor has it these people at that school know about such intricies
Great opportunity for a new futures market here: Faced with unmanageable student loans? Want to get away to Bali for ahile? Need a new car but have no credit or cash? No problem.....sell your organs in the futures market....Young motorcycle riders can command premium prices in this market....skydivers, not so much.