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When Presidential Lies Overwhelm, Or What Happens When You Don't Eat Your ObamaFood
It would appear President Obama has another gift few are aware of. For at least the 5th time in the last few years, his oratory has forced a woman in the audience to fall to the floor. First in September 2011, twice in March 2012, then in August 2012, and now today during his latest Obamacare pitch, the President's intonations appear to disturb the brain's cortex just enough to halt the breathing (and thinking) process. Of course, the end result will be the launch of Obamafood - the non-fainting alternative to listening to his speeches/pitches, which for those who are sufficiently brain dead will come in a prechewed (by other taxpayers) variant, also known as ObamaIV.
The Obamacare Pitch sent the girl to President Obama's left reeling... “This happens when I talk too long,” Obama admitted
The first sighting of this strange phenomenon was in September 2011...
Of course, it would appear he knew about this awe-inspiring gift all along... March 7th 2012...
Again on March 16th 2012... but this time he offered some advice:
Another one of President Barack Obama's speeches was interrupted Thursday when a woman fainted.
According to The New York Times, Obama had been criticizing his Republican rivals during the speech, which focused on energy policy, when he paused to alert officials that someone in the crowd had fainted.
The president then offered some advice to people attending his rallies.
"Remember next time, if you’re going to stand for a long time, you got to eat,” Obama said. “It’s true. You got to get something to eat. You got to get some juice."
and again in August 2012...
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Falling Bitchez bitchez!
Fall over...bend over...whatever it takes.
Hypnosis. It works!
I'd get sick from all the bullshit too.
You know it's bad when Obutthead's bullshit is making people physically ill.
Did I notice the anti obummer bullshit patch on the back of her left arm?
Blue Hopium.
Or serious OSHA issue. How much these bitchez gettin' paid anywayz?
obama has eyes in the back of his head...the guy next to her didnt notice she was wobbly....odd.
Fainting groupies are common, in particular female groupies.
ObamaFood is the new Soylent Green.
Bring back the fat chick who attended O's speech a few months ago. She didn't faint.
He makes me physically sick when I watch his shit on the TV or the internet. But I tend to throw things at the screen...like a Tourette's syndrome with my right arm.
I think Oblama cut loose a nasty fart and she was passing out due to the horrible stench, while trying to keep her composure.
She was probably standing with her knees locked for too long.
we know that the hypnotized never lie
Obama still has not learned that you can't polish a turd.
She swooned ... thankfully dudes don't swoon (one might think opportunistic melodrama was involved).
How does AmeriKa elect buffoon, not once, but two!?
Neural Linguistic Programming.
Obama has been taught it well.
Stalin told me he gives the credit to Diebold.
When buffon he is running against is not any different, easier to vote for black buffon over white to appease white guilt.
When will Americans learn not to judge politicians by the color or their skin but by the empty sameness that lies beneath it?
And quit voting for them altogether.
I have a dream.
Some might attribute it to American Exceptionalism, as fostered by government education system.
sense of entitlement. work is to be demanded but "earnings" mocked, trampled and ultimately obliterated. It would have been interesting if Jamie Dimon had simply said "go ahead and arrest me because if you so much as take one penny out of my bank I'll kill ya."
We love those that hate/enslave/tortue/nudge/shove/kill us....it's for our own good.
"How does AmeriKa elect buffoon, not once, but two!?"
By putting a red buffoon up against a blue baffoon, the outcome is guaranteed: A purple buffoon.
Stockholm Syndrome is lethal in a country filled with paranoia. The ruling elite has an easier gig than a bully trying to steal candy from kids.
Shit !!! There are two O'bamas??? I knew it, I knew it !!!
Where have you been Boris? I haven't learned a thing since you've been gone.
Selected, not elected.
Election USA- brought to you by Dieblold.
Apparently they are laced with acid
T'was a WilliamBonzai piece.
Yep, they are being lulled to sleep.
And then when cognitive dissonance kicks in, *faints*...
Plus, a diet rich in GMO, Fluoride & heavy metel.
NEXT TIME SWALLOW BITCH.... My juice will set you free.
HOW TO TOLERATE OBAMA SPEECHES
I used to avoid listening to Obama's speeches. Now, I look forward to the next one. Here is something to help make Obama's speeches almost tolerable.
Print Obama Bullshit Bingo Cards with 25 boxes: 5 x 5
Randomly fill in each of the 25 boxes with one of the following:
1. LET ME BE CLEAR
2. HELD ACCOUNTABLE
3. HISTORIC
4. MAKE NO MISTAKE
5. I'VE SAID TIME & TIME AGAIN
6. UH, I, UH, UMMM
7. CRISIS
8. PAH-KEE-STAN
9. WORST ECONOMY SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION
10. SAVED OR CHEATED
11. GAME CHANGER
12. THERE ARE THOSE WHO SAY
13. PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION
14. INHERITED
15. BACK FROM THE BRINK
16. UNPRECEDENTED
16. FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY
17. AS LONG AS I'M PRESIDENT
18. NOT ONE DIME
19. TRANSPARENT
20. THAT'S SIMPLY NOT TRUE
21. THE SYSTEM IS BROKEN
22. YOU CAN KEEP YOUR PRESENT PLAN
23. RESTORE OUR REPUTATION
24. CHOICE & COMPETITION
Just print & distribute it to friends and family, then tune in to his next speech...
Rules for Bullshit Bingo:
1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bullshit Bingo Card"
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "Fucking BULLSHIT Bingo!"
She just heard NFLX PE went over 600. Or it's HARP
Did she say something? How did our hero know she was going to faint? The people beside her didn't react. They wouldn't stage something like this........
UPDATE: The fat chick beside her starts smiling about ten seconds before she faints, then just before our hero turns to help her, she moves her left arm forward, probably tugging on Obama's tail to let our hero know it's time to turn around.
Everything about this twat is fake except his hatred.
Blatantly staged!
This is the worst staging of Political Therater I've ever seen. It's now so evident it's all Psyche Warfare, PsyOp, Propaganda False Narratives. The world is laughing at us.
Of course, suffice it to say there'll be some type of the False Flag Boston Bombing PsyOp propaganda going on in Boston during the World Series.
I bet they're putting the finishing touches on the False Narrative Script right now.
He probably saw her wobbling on the screen that he watches so as to bask in his own glory as he speaks.
Or she's an actor playing an obamaniac and it's all rigged, not any less likely really.
It was a glitch in her Obama Care Chip - Early Adopter.
And... Obama turns BEFORE she faints. Poor timing.
Yes it does.
Check this out.
http://www.prisonplanet.com/bizarre-mind-control-caught-on-camera.html
NLP aka Neuro Linguistic Programming or a form of hypnosis. He has used it all along.
In the past I would have said this was crazy talk...but now I'm not sure.
AN EXAMINATION OF OBAMA’S USE OF HIDDEN HYPNOSIS TECHNIQUES IN HIS SPEECHES
Tyler, you should add November 2008 and November 2012 as well.
<---Alpo
<---Obamagruel
She suffered an obangaGasm. Common occurence among brainless females.
Staged, Staged!!! You really believe that people are that heartless to not stop what they are doing or looking at to see if another human being is Ok?
And you can always tell when he is telling a political lie, he cranks his voice down.
With Obozo the tell is when he is not lying,its so rare.
I've heard that every time O stands on one leg flapping his arms, he's telling the truth.
I think staged also. He turns around before she starts to "faint". This will be the story for the msm vs. how terrible ussacare is.
I think Barry farted and caused her to keel over.
she has vertigo but her new coverage is thru Obamacare and her doctors appointment is in January
Just such an asshole
Fainting! Satan does that to people!
Oh shi-*faints*
Fainting from voluntarily listening to BS is a self inflicted injury.
Remember when Hugo Chavez said he smelled sulfur from Bush at the UN? The anology was Bush was the devil.
Sadly O is even worse. How many S American leftist leaders have become sick or dead since O rigged his elections? He does not want anyone in S and N America to the left of him.
What was that patch on her arm?
Saw that....Nicotine patch? Birth control?
It was the obama patch, to go with her obama phone, obama care and now her obama food....
All drones get a free mercury filled flu shot
used to cover the mark of the beast
Thats probably the Faint Initiation System right there.
All of the drones wear them. What you've just seen is a malfunction. She was actually trying to wake up from her trance.
Shit happens. Fortunately, the White House has the best repair techs money can buy. It will be back in service in plenty of time for the next presser.
"Hey Big Boy, want a bit of my... Apple?" -Eve
Bullish for Fembot/Sexbot slave.
+1 IANAC ! LMAO
Now that's a serious-looking patch. See the size and thickness of it!
Do we have any MD's here to comment? Or should we ask the CI_SVU folks?
Government strength Hopium... I think she snuck a second patch.
It's an insulin pump for Type 1 diabetes. She probably ran out or something, after having to spend half a day in the secuity line !
Dr. Obama didn't tell her that you can't smoke Hopium and wear the patch at the same time.
YOU gotta get some juice!
I wanna make some t-shirts with this ...
Sounds like a Bernanke plan to me...
The "Mandingo Effect" makes them swoon, just ask Lois Lerner.
She thought she was at a Justin Bieber concert and was overwhelmed by the performance.
They went with too strong a dose for that one.
ZH a lttle light on the charts and analysis recently...achieving excellence in irrelevant!!! Seems eventually ALL media revert to the mean---bias entertainment!
Well dumbass, you can always ask for a refund of your subscription fees.
Feel free to establish your own site.
It's a contagion that spreads from the hell hole of stupidity that continually gurgles out of the regulars who inhabit this place. The worst is yet to come as their death spiral continues.
My approach is to view most of what goes on here as a cartoon show. Typically the higher the vote counts on a post, the more ludicrous the spew that prompted the attention. It's easy to spot the bright lights in this sea of dim bulbs, just look for the high count junkers.
LOL
Geruda, one of our "bright lights" here at ZH.
Maybe he's actually a Tyler just trolling for fun? Nobody could be that stupid, could they?
Cartoon show? Clearly you haven't seen enough horror shows...
Geruda yer writing style is similar to ChaosEquilabrium and both your posts say nothing in particular but use too many words to do so.
Remember, the trolls are here to try and silence what they and their masters know to be true.
Geruda, I will up-arrow all of your comments to show you how happy I am that you and your ilk are here.
MH, there appear to be moar trolls since the phony healthscare debut/debt ceiling debacle.
Central planning leaves little else now doesn't it.
they hold their breath waiting for him to actually say something.
That is a politically accurate definition of suffocation right there.
Obama probably has the same reptile DNA as that Japanese frog that induces TV audiences to suffer seizures.
Hypno Toad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AOfbnGkuGc
Ah! That's what I was looking for!
Ah! That's what I was looking for!
Women who haven't been in the military. When standing still in place for a long period, don't lock your knees. Keep them slightly bent.
Well, if they're not CURRENTLY in the military, and IN UNIFORM, the POS SOB TOTUS could simply say "Please be seated" since at that it's pretty obvious that his incessant BS and standing upright mix about as well as drinking and driving. Human decency and common sense shouldn't be too much to ask of an adult... much less an "elected" grand poobah with a penchant for condescension.
You learn this in Chorus or Choir practice as well, standing on "risers" (the portable steps that raise the back rows so they can see the director) you don't lock your knees. However, every once in a while someone forgets .....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2-9iVh_i1g
Have to load 'em up with benzos so they won't smirk, bite and flip the bird.
But there's a downside ...
dup
Limp Dick Dictator
Oooobaaaaamaaaaah!
Oooobaaaaamaaaaah!
These folks are like those fainting goats - cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGz97dxGHV8
She was probably dying of boredom.
ROFLMAO................
UNBELIEVABLE....
maybe her neurons just ..... tilt ! from the snoozing lying
Who is the fat chick on the far left looking at? Hell, both of the chicks look at some one and then the semen slicked hair woman faints.
0:44 in the video. What's the patch on fainting woman's arm?
Yes, I noticed that as well. What was that patch on the back of her arm -- the NicoDerm nicotine patch to keep her smiling behind the president? Might have given her too strong of a dose!
Fentanyl patches work better for that.
"...For at least the 5th time in the last few years, his oratory has forced a woman in the audience to fall to the floor...."
This is because the bullets miss the speaker's podium and end up hitting someone in the audience. Stupid shooters. Where's Lee Harvery when you need him?
you just committed thoughtcrime.....off to room 101 you go....
Similar to Apple Computer to pay people to stand in line for the new "I" product or the Miami condo craze when the builder would pay fake paparazzi to take pictures and treat the potential buyers as VIP stars. She was paid to flop.
But then again, he is soooooooo dreamy.
It could be a planned psychological cue for those observing. Human brains are susceptible to all sorts of gestalt tricks that influence our behavior. It's the reason why many hospitals are painted green (calming), its why there are small incremental price increases on movie theater popcorn (encourages upsizing for 'just a little bit more'), etc.
with all the time and money spent by the CIA and public companies studying the psychology of marketing I'm sure there's plenty of little psy-op tricks being employed at every presidential speech, this admin and others. Seeing a woman faint probably has some statistically measurable influence ohow people feel about an event, or level of trust, or similar. Five occurrences of this phenomenon at presidential speeches is too many for mere coincidence.
I agree with most of what you say.
I remember reading a warning 3-4 years ago not to listen to Obama's speeches, except for small sound-bites. He is using speech methods that Adolf Hitler used to hypnotize and sway his audience. Listen to his speech carefully; some words are purposely mispronounced and start to rhyme with other words. This man is evil.
By the way, hospital walls have been traditionally painted green because if you look at the colour red (such as blood splattered on a wall) the after-image in the human eye sees green. You don't see the after-image of blood when looking at a green wall.
Interesting point on the green paint origins, there are also color studies that demonstrate certain green shades do have a calming effect as well.
The red/green afterimage is a trick also employed by Disney at their theme parks. The red color of many of the walkways was chosen because the red receptors in your eye fatigue after long exposure and this makes greens stand out more, thereby literally making the park grass look greener.
I too noticed early in 2008 he was using some type of autosuggestion-- something you would have to be trained in or have a natural ability. I noticed if you read transcripts, he was obviously talking through his hat, but if you listen and watch his hand gestures, it slowly begins to affect you. That's why I do not watch him or listen to him.
It also pays to watch his gestures, they are integrated with the speech techniques.
+1
NLP or Neuro Linguistic Programming.
Bush/Clinton/Bush/Obama are all Company men. Bill Clinton skirt chasing yehoo gets a Rhodes scholarship and goes to Moscow to chase tail. They are all freinds too.
Read about Timothy Leary and Cord Meyer's wife. She was sleeping with LBJ. Leary was not some kook early on. He was a uni prof and LSD was a new Swiss drug not something cooked up in a bathtub. Cord Meyer ran Operation Mockingbird for the CIA. Check youtube for more on Mrs. Meyer telling Leary she was worried after JFK got whacked. She then was murdered.
I wonder how much you get paid to be an Obama camera stooge?
I remember having one teacher in college that just put half the class to sleep every day. It didn't help that the lecture hall was dark.
I tried to stay awake, but it was like hypnotism, you couldn't stay awake. Eventually I learned how to sleep with my eyes open.
About the only way I could stand behind that worthless sack of skin. Hypnotized or asleep.
Jeez.
Phineas T. Allen (no shit) -Ancient History.
Narcolepsy 101.
The guys voice was like a Buddhist monks drone chant.
That'd make a great Caption contest:
Barry: Damn you for screwing up my speech.
5 women down from Obama speeches.
And Romney was waging a war on women?
Battery powered cyborg. How he got elected.
...now if her head did a 360 turn, I could see attributing Obama's influence to her condition.
He got her out of there because he knew the pea soup was coming.
The woman looked dazed the entire time. How did she qualify to be standing directly behind him?
Wouldn't she pose a potential Security hazard, or was she pre-screened by the Handlers for the deliberate camera-Op?
And how did he know to turn around at the exact moment... He says "...the pervasive fear that one illness", turns around sharply, and looks directly at her. We then see her sway.
if she was not dazed or zombie-like, she would not be a worshipper of the god barack.
Uh...talking about healthcare, and a woman BEHIND him is having trouble. He can't see her at all, yet manages to whirl at the exact moment she's about to pass out and grab her, saying "I got you." A metaphor for the whole healthcare system, don't worry, dear leader will hold us up.
STAGED MUCH?
Saw her reflection in the teleprompter, no doubt.
ps: The clip of the lady fainting in Denver is hilarious! He must have received bad marks for not realizing what was happening and continuing right on with his speech...hence today's miracle catch on the trust fall.
Couple this with the house floor stenographer staged psy-op and that's some heavy weird shit.
What does it all mean batman or Dr. Watson!???
It's called BOP. BS Overload Phenomenon
The guy is a human Max Headroom
"For my next trick, I will make the US economy disappear..."
Give them space??
No, you'e supposed to put a cookie in their mouth & move their jaw up & down so they can chew...
That woman was alert. She even looked to her right just before Obama turned to see 'what was the matter'. I've never seen a faint where they were looking around...they seem to stare at some point and keel over. And that patch is no nicoderm, those are clear and flat, like a piece of scotch tape. She had some attachment to it like a pump of sorts.
Obama needed some sort of drama in his screach, a little manipulation of the pump made him appear semi 'alert and caring'.
If only Clinton knew how to spin it: "I did not have a relationship with that women, she fainted and fell on me."
I notice that he only has this power over women. Sexist bastard.
When will the first gay man collapse from his influence?
Are you kidding? It happens all the time, but they never seem to fall all the way down when they faint...they just drop to their knees.
Tyler X, guys, you need to sharpen your Sherlock Holmes powers of observation. Watch the chunky Latina on the left side...
Watch for subtle body language cues, and watch her eyes. She's communicating with someone nearby. This is STAGED!
Just before Obama turn around she uses her left hand and touches the Victim. Then, even after Obama turn around, she does something unusual/abnormal: Rather than look at Obama (what any normal person would do!), she avoids looking at Obama or the Victim. Instead, she keeps eye-contact with her handler for a moment.
Then, the older man gently grabs the Woman's arm, so as to cover the patch for as long as possible. We only get a brief glimpse at the huge and very thick patch.
Of course it could be that she was genuinely ill, but then it was highly irresponsible and tasteless to use her as a prop.
Barack Hinn?
Be healed!!! *smack*
I NEVER get tired of this...LMAO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI
MK ULTRA. This has all the markings of it. Obama magically turned full around to catch the girl fainting? If you doubt this was staged then you need to think again.
Woman who fainted during Obama’s speech a Type 1 Diabetic, pregnanthttp://dailycaller.com/2013/10/21/woman-who-fainted-during-obamas-speech...
Woman who fainted today might have been a PM miner investor who checked how her portfolio was doing... I know I almost fainted myself...
well i am sure he has aborted her baby by now and eaten it.
Falling of a ObamaFool.
The patch on her arm looks like one of those insulin patch pumps they make.
She probably has diabetes and her sugar got too low.
Come on guys, not everything is some illuminati conspiracy...... In B4 "she was injected with mind alterning drugs to make her black out on queue from her "handler""
Its an event about health-care, it might make sense that sick people are there and may have medical issues at the event.
First, you're way behind all those comments, not even close to being in before them.
Second, care to explain why this is the fifth documented occurrence of such behavior at these speeches?
the satanic energy he uses requires draining humans of their energy, that's why she fainted.
“The most effective way to put people to sleep is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.” GO 1984