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When Presidential Lies Overwhelm, Or What Happens When You Don't Eat Your ObamaFood
It would appear President Obama has another gift few are aware of. For at least the 5th time in the last few years, his oratory has forced a woman in the audience to fall to the floor. First in September 2011, twice in March 2012, then in August 2012, and now today during his latest Obamacare pitch, the President's intonations appear to disturb the brain's cortex just enough to halt the breathing (and thinking) process. Of course, the end result will be the launch of Obamafood - the non-fainting alternative to listening to his speeches/pitches, which for those who are sufficiently brain dead will come in a prechewed (by other taxpayers) variant, also known as ObamaIV.
The Obamacare Pitch sent the girl to President Obama's left reeling... “This happens when I talk too long,” Obama admitted
The first sighting of this strange phenomenon was in September 2011...
Of course, it would appear he knew about this awe-inspiring gift all along... March 7th 2012...
Again on March 16th 2012... but this time he offered some advice:
Another one of President Barack Obama's speeches was interrupted Thursday when a woman fainted.
According to The New York Times, Obama had been criticizing his Republican rivals during the speech, which focused on energy policy, when he paused to alert officials that someone in the crowd had fainted.
The president then offered some advice to people attending his rallies.
"Remember next time, if you’re going to stand for a long time, you got to eat,” Obama said. “It’s true. You got to get something to eat. You got to get some juice."
and again in August 2012...
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http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2013/10/21/woman_nearly_faints_behind_obama_as_he_talks_about_obamacare.html
Did he just say, "Hey baby your okay" or "Hey is my baby okay"?
The Clairvoyant-in-Chief just happened to turn around as she was getting woozy..directly after saying the word illness.?
This fucker has spent so much time given speeches that it's just a mathematical certainty, births, deaths, shit, I'm surprised no one has won Powerball in his "audiences". Also can't wait until the day this hack gets a hole in one, forever known as the best presidential golfer, evah!
he scores a hole in one with Reggie every night!
lol fucking strange
How far advanced are Cryogenics? Can someone freeze me to sleep for the next 3 years? I am sooo bored of Obama!!!
They can freeze you, but cell death occurs, so unfreezing won't work. :(
If life as we know it under Obama gets any worse, I just might take my chances...
Very plausable, I barf whenever I listen to him.
The trick is not to listen.
She's lucky the DC police weren't around...they'd still be shooting.
Mary Hart Effect
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-SQqKaaUbw
nice how they have to call in the private sector to fix their mess - unfortunately there's always an enabler (and you the taxpayer to pay for it all...)
Ha Ha Fucking Ha, asshole.....when will you turds finally realize an intellectual, far more intellectual than any of the turds I have encountered here, has won 2 elections as President of the United States of America and is rubbing it in your shit stained faces.
So Fuck you!
Assuming for a second we agree with your premise that the label "intellectual" is a good thing, what exactly makes Obama an intellectual? The fact he speaks as well as a cable news anchor? Was it that he had such a deep understanding of his health care law that he was able to explain it clearly to the American people and anticipate the challenges of launching a healthcare exchange? Is it the fact that he is incapable of negotiating with congress, ever? Is it that he always seems to hear about scandals related to his administration on the news 3 days after it happens? Is it drawing a red line on Syria and having the international community laugh in your face?
While Mr Intellectual has been distracting his loyal band of cretinous Kool-Aid drinkers with his crony-crapitalist HC plan and BIG DEBT, he has slyly directed the US military toward further murderous military invasions of Africa and has perpetrated more drone-assassinations of civilians in Asia. Not to mention his shoring up of the Nazi-esque spy state apparatus. You bought the fucking house, so live with the permanently backed up toilet. Don't expect your neighbors to ignore the fucking stench.
You may be laughing, but who really has the shit-stained face?
Let's review your tour de force of intellectualisms for a moment, "asshole...turd...turds....rubbing it in your shit stained faces...fuck you!"
Got it.
garcam - how's the cool-aid? your "cool" leader keeping it cool enough for you? All I'm saying is that the government is the problem and private sector is the answer - you can drink your red or blue cool-aid all you want.....
So, i bet you love the taste of bath house barry's asshole.
go back to the cpusa website, troll.
Intellectual? He's just smart enough to fool morons like you or more accurate, people around him are smart enough to fool you. I doubt it takes that much intelligence to fool mental midgets like you. Which brings me to the real reason I had to reply. I figure idiot Obama voters have cost the rest of quite a lot of money.
YOU OWE ME MONEY! Pay up fuck tard!
Who am I kidding, you and the rest of the Obama zombies don't have any money.
Even honest progressives can't stand Obama any more. Give it up.
I think she smelled the fresh, Reggie Love Semen mixed with Moochells last night organic chili...that would probably knock out any Red Dressed purposeful glitch in the Matrix...
Seems a little too much of a coincidence to me. Poll numbers are down...time for some acting.
Sincw I've lost my mind having been a part of this matrix for 27 years I just laugh now when I see shit like this. It's so scripted its like watching a shitty sitcom barred out of your mind and high of high grade medicinal marijuiana with a porn playin on your laptop on the coffee table while your watching the speech on the tube and the pizza guy knocking at the door upstairs around the ocrner from the basement for the last 10 minutes. Ma took her ambien and anti depressant so she's out for the afternoon so she can't here the knock either. Logged outta warcraft to sign up for free health care but it didnt work. Mountain dew and skittles isn't a bad diet.
She looks like a heavily medicated mental-health patient who was let out on day release. What was the patch on the back of her left arm? That event smells staged.
i'm quite sure all these props he uses at these speeches are inmates from the looney bin on loan.
look carefully, they are drooling from the haloperidol.
She must have been thinking about her new premium.
St. Peter's shadow could cure the sick.
Does it work the other way as well?
End all immigration, green cards, and the 25% of our university slots given to foreigners. Do we care about our own children? 50% of slots for master's degrees and phd degrees are given to foreigners. How stupid can we be? We educate foreigners to pay for overpaid administration at universities and the provosts/presidents who are a disgrace for their pay and benefits. Your children are in debt for college loans and that is why. Plus, the twenty year to retirement for profs. Profs should work for Forty years to obtain retirement. No more white haired profs because of the twenty year to retirement. Meaning you are paying for retirement for at least two profs for, on average, 40 years where you used to pay for one prof for maybe ten to twenty years.
Why do straights have to pay for the gay sexually-diseased lifestyle in obomacare? CDC finds a new form of gonorrhea among gay black men in Atlanta, and in NY a new form of sexually transmitted virus among the gay community that, it is said, will soon move into the heterosexual community via bisexuals.
Why do we have to pay for couch lifestyle diseases of the sloths at walmart? Don't they already steal taxpayer money via food stamps, housing subsidies, and oboma phones?
Oboma today said "you can have your access to healthcare via 150 LANGUAGES..." We are paying for 150 different translations?!! Since when did we become the tower of Babel? English country. English only. Save taxpayer dollars. 16,000 IRS agents. Are you kidding me?
"50% of slots for master's degrees and phd degrees are given to foreigners. How stupid can we be?"
Apparently stupid enough that 50% of our masters and PhD degrees are given to foreigners. I can easily see why from the daily news. And if weren't for this country still being attractive enough for the world brain drain to still gently flow in our direction (versus the massive flow right after WWII), we'd be collectively even dumber. If smart people want to come here and become US citizens or even just work here, more power to them! Come on over! Have you ever noticed how many foreign accents you hear in NASA mission briefings?
Dr. Michio Kaku - America Has A Secret Weapon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK0Y9j_CGgM
I'm agent smith, irs. you have not paid your commiecare bill.
I am not sick, I do not need it.
*BLAM BLAM*
you do now, gimme your cc or i'll leave you to die, serf!
By the way, ya'll know that this trick is used by Hollywood actresses for attention? Think Marie Osmond and her staged faint on Dancing With The Stars. When you aren't any good you look for sympathy.
What a miricle... Benghazi and the IRS scandals seem to have faded... the human "roid Sebeilous refuses to testify to the Congress... just like "Roach" Holder ignored a contempt citation... and the Supremes continue to sit around with all thumbs up each others ass... We need a Marine, just one, to remember his oath to uphold and defend the Constitution against all enemies... even Arab/White/Black mulattos.
that poor girl
God what a bullshit artist this Obama guy is. The entire world must think we're just a useless pile of fatasses incapable of tying our own goddamn shoes, evidence by the continued tolerance of not only this asshole, but the entire crime syndicate that reams our collective cornhole. Son of a Kenyan goatherder? Ivy League degree? Constitutional scholar? Christ on a goddamn unicycle. People honestly believe that shit. Now he's a Super Prez, sweeping in at the critical moment to scoop up swooning maidenes. Fuck this boat and all that sail in her.
She lookd like a zombie in recovery. Maybe Obama has found a way to bring ther people out of their trances. It will likely be a painful process but at least they can lose that zombie facial expression she displays.
Probably allergic to bull-shit.
they all fall
they all fall
we must all fall
for the coming
of
are rothschild cia satanick lord.
hail satan
hail damian
hail Adrian Mercado
hail barry hawaii 5 O
Somebody rang her mobile and told her what her commiecare cost would be.
I will say this, that homo sack of muslim shit has a lot of nerve lecturing US about the 'healthcare' plan he will never use.
They're probably locking their knees, while standing. When we'd stand in formation during bootcamp, there was the occasional watermellon-like sound, as guys fainted and hit their heads on the deck.