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Brosurance: A Keg Standing Ovation For ObamaCare's Greatest Hit
Just when you thought ObamaCare couldn't stoop any lower in its "sales pitch", it does.
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Is this for real?
Unfortunately, yes.
http://gotinsurancecolorado.org/
NO...FUCKING...WAY...SO...HAPPY
Where's the "bro's" in those pictures? Weird eh?
they are the 2 thugs forcefully spreading your legs apart for the mandatory fucking/gang rape/mass orgy that is about to take place in your ass.
they will get their ends.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH .............
GET OBUMMA CARE AND YOU CAN JUMP OFF A CLIFF...
Wouldn't it be some funny ass shit if California Milk Processor Board sued the US government for advertising infringement?!?!
My takeaway: The guy in the purple shirt first gets drunk and then crashes his bike. The other dudes drink beer and then one of them drunk dials his mommy.
and the pregnant woman is a guy in drag.
This shit is too stupid to be fake!
If it's free, I'm in, dude.
Welcome to the Healthcare Marketplace, have a cigar. And did we tell you the name of the game, boy? We call it riding the gravy train...
Really? This is Colorado: Where is the BONG in that setup?
Talk about B.S.
You want BS? I'll give you BS.
I have health insurance. Individual plan. Pricey.
That company is not offering any products that qualify for the subsidy. BC/BS in my area will NOT offer a product that qualifies for the subsidy.
And they were honest about it. "You can stay with us and pay what you have been paying, or leave and find a plan with a subsidy. We know the risk we are taking in losing your business, but our management thinks it is such a mess that we will take a far larger loss if we do offer such a thing. The only sales point we have to work with is . . . yes, you get no subsidy, but our network is much wider and if you go with one of these new places you'll have a narrower network."
That's about as bad as it gets.
Sorry Guy - there's no subsidy if you have a job ...
The subsidy thresholds reach pretty high, actually, but it doesn't include income from LLC capital gains, left within the LLC.
The real question is: What does the graph of subsity vs income look like?
I knew we'd eventually get to Idiocracy, I just didn't realize it would be today.
i'd love to shove that keg up a somebody's arse!!! arrrg
Gonna’ be needing that Obamacare for when you slip off the handles of that keg because you are drunk and then impale yourself on the tap.
No wonder there is a seccessionist movement. These f-tards are going to not make it past the first week of the currency collapse. Where are all the bros from the hood in that pic?
no self respecting negro is going to pay for their free healthcare, so no need to advertise to them
"Where's the "bro's" in those pictures? Weird eh?
they are the 2 thugs forcefully spreading your legs apart for the mandatory fucking/gang rape/mass orgy that is about to take place in your ass.
they will get their ends."
It's just the tip, dude. Relax.
Got "papers"? - Nurse Stasi
Also, notice the 'devil horn' hand sign from the guy on the right...
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Not to mention, why are the shoes of the guy in the air German, i.e, Adidas...why not American i.e, Nike?
...and I think the guy in the middle is getting setup for the Beer Enima...he has the injector in his mouth.
Its not clear drunken students going over rocks or rope climbing will lead to 'safe behavior'.
Paying $500/month for insurance is at least 5 kegs a month...down the drain.
EMPTY KEG plan ?
Considering the history of the ChoomMiester, these guys will provide a leadership improvement if the country is still around in 15 or 20 years.
Sure, country is be around, but citizenry is speak mish mash Spanish and Chinese like Blade Runner.
Subsidy is a joke anyways - most plans have a $6,000 and above deductible. So you get pay for insurance to pay more for healthcare. There is even a substantial deductible on prescription meds.
They made something so compilcated they can't figure it out themselves.
Cloward-Piven School of Engineering.
You can thank the Lucifarian Alynski for most of it...Fabian Socialist, another in a long line of idiots.
$6000? WTF? My wife (we live in Australia) pays $1300 per year for full coverage, and when she went into hospital for a pregnancy related operation, our version of Medicare paid the $250 hospital deductible required to the insurance company, and we didn't have to pay anything at all. It was all covered by our insurance. Additionally, if she needed to go back in again during the year, she wouldn't have to pay the $250 deductible because you only pay it once a year if you go to hospital one or more times.
US sick care is fucked.
US sick care was deliberately screwed up so our Government could fix it and keep fixing it forwever.. That's how it works over here lobbyists and Congress screw the pooch till its completely messed up then they fix it... By the way how do the Aussies like the fact htat Americans pay for nearly all development of new drugs? Nice huh..
Does AUS have socialized healthcare?
We do, and it's not a bad thing. The way it works here is that anyone that earns an income over a certain threshold (which I can't recall at the moment) pays a 1.5% tax (based on income) each year when you file your taxes. The tax has some conditions on it based on private health insurance coverage, length of coverage etc.
This then allows all Australian citizens, temporary & permanent residents (on the appropriate visas) to use the public health care system. If you need to see a doctor for a check up, you see the doctor, swipe your Medicare card and then leave. If you need to go to the hospital (a public hospital) as an emergency patient, your visit will be covered by Medicare. Medicare only covers essential services though. Medicare isn't designed to leave people out of pocket, or without health care. If you want extras however, that's what private health insurance is for.
For a better idea of what is covered, and what isn't, go here: http://www.privatehealth.gov.au/healthinsurance/whatiscovered/default.htm
That page shows the differences in Australia between coverage provided by private health insurance, and Medicare.
To give some additional insight, my wife is a US citizen, and has worked in hospitals for years in the US. When she needed to use the Australian health care system for the first time, she kept asking where the bill was. I explained that because everyone pays in, everyone gets to use it whenever they need it. It might sound like some crazy socialist idea, but it works really well.
I'm guessing most of those that take prescription drugs most likely have no idea of that. Are you inferring that ALL Americans pay for nearly all the development of new drugs (through subsidies paid through taxes), or just those that consume the pharmaceuticals pay for them?
Both, the research on this is easy and a well known fact here. We are a captive audience to our well connected pharma lobbyists.
Even if you believe that you're qualified for a subsidy, taking it is risky. My understanding is that the subsidy for a given year is a function of your adjusted gross income for that year.
A 2014 AGI that turns out to be higher than your estimate may be high enough to exclude you from the subsidy that you already filed for at the beginning of 2014. IIRC, you'd have to repay it immediately + interest + penalty.
Plus what's this I hear about $6000 and $8000 annual deductibles on the subsidized plans? Sort of defeats the purpose as it was presented to the American people. What a freaking con.
http://paulcraigroberts.org/2013/02/03/obamacare-a-primer/print/
Whatchu mean I'm the baby daddy, ho?
Sheeet, gonna' go get me sum BroSurance. You seen my Vodafone?
300,000 Floridians suddenly lose their health insurance, btw.
"Leading up to the congressional vote on Obamacare, President Obama told Americans, “If you like your plan, you can keep your plan.” This promise that Obamacare would not force anybody off their preexisting insurance plan played a central role in Obamacare messaging and the bill’s razor-thin passage in the U.S. Senate."
http://mediatrackers.org/florida/2013/10/22/300000-floridians-lose-insur...
-and -
Record 90,609,000 Americans Not In Labor Force, Employment Among Women Hits 24-year Low, Economy ‘stalling’
http://investmentwatchblog.com/record-90609000-americans-not-in-labor-fo...
FORWARD!
you mean the government has never created any jobs? they only consume from the productive you say?
Look on the bright side, the downside is only 20% of GDP, and Obama-care is staffed by consumate professionals dedicted to the highest standards of Govt servicing, accountability, and fairness. It's world's-best-practice.
Yeah, like Wade Rathke, what could possibly go wrong?...lol.
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/361442/acorn-offshoot-act-obamacare-navigator-alec-torres
loved the bible study down the page, ya knew that would come in handy one day lol
Don't let it get out...I'll be ruined ;-)
shutup butters
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154366/shut-up-butters
..... and the website listed in the first pic doesn't even display correctly. Classic.
The pregnant guy is George Zimmerman.
Looks like more like Chris Christie
http://nyopoliticker.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/chris-christie-getty.jpg
The nose, the double chin, skin complexion, and the eyes are similar.
Just dye the hair and grow it out, slather the lips generously with lipstick, and pluck the eyebrows and you got one fabulous governor.
Keg stands for freedom! Keg stands for democracy! Keg stands for murrrrca!
(still speechless from the first picture)
And to think, I voted for Honeybadger Care.
Honeybadger used to not give a fuck because he wanted to.
Now he can't afford to.
Obama care is here and no fucks will be given.
The fucks are priced in.
"Hold ma beeer.... gots to enroll me in some 0zer0care!"
Yes, this would be epic. But, damn. Americ is fucked as most can't spell "infringement".
Shiit, milk producers are so far up obama's ass they even have their own federal armed thugs shooting up organic milk operations.
Those lazy mutherfuckers.
WAIT THEY EVEN MADE A GRAMMATICAL ERROR!
"When my baby is sick my first question is what's my doctor's number, not can I afford a doctor."
No colon, no question mark, no quotation mark, and... "not can I afford a doctor."
fucking amazing these lazy assholes
Not lazy, merely illiterate...
"Not lazy, merely illiterate..."
Your government at work.....
FOWRARD !
They gots to makes it easy for their peoples to understands.
Grammatically, I don't like the whole "Got whatever?" ad campaign but it has become so ubiquitous in pop culture I kind of gloss over it...but to name the website "Do you got insurance?" Now that just pisses me off.
I'm not a grammar Nazi...I'm an English language enthusiast.
Agreed. When I hear someone say 'Do you got <something>?', my answer is usually no. It's always no if they want to axe me something pacifically.
This? This is a fucking nationwide federal campaign, allegedly thought up by smart people - looking at me over a beer keg with a slack jaw 'axing me if'n I's gots the health insurances'.
Sorry 'Bama, your solution is just another problem that doesn't know how to solve itself.
Exactly, that is what's going on, the people are stupid, so let's speak stupid to them else they will not get this. The keg and beer-swilling yobbos are actually required, to bring attention to the simplistic and stupefied message, fit for a yobbos mind. Using propaganda to motivate the masses to govt policy has has always been approximately this crude and low-brow.
No doubt.
I don't listen to Hannity but today I happened to be surfing the radio (after I lost Ten Years After in the middle of Change the World, how ironic...lol) on my long drive home and caught this sweet, naive, earnest, helpful voice on the radio and I stopped on it.
Because of her voice...not his.
And I listened, as she was instructed how to answer him, by a voice behind her...her supervisor or whatever...as this was off the script that she had been prepared to give everyone.
I was instantly transported back in time, it was like the Soviet Union over there so many years ago...except here.
So I plugged in a CD ;-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kBX0K9nxPc
Choice! Here's one more for our times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECDKABRY3LQ
We're on a time jaunt today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW2e4tpOBGA
"Don't understand what happened -- we made sure to have the software developers double-check the ad copy for typos."
"All your Healthcare are belong to us!"
ive always had a bad habit of correcting others english. it was recently brought to my attention that they no longer teach diagramming sentences in high school english class.
Are you attempting to bait someone? LMAO.
They did not teach "Sentence Diagramming" in my Private High School Grammar classes.
However the Public Schools in California covered that procedure when I was in Fifth Grade...in Grammar School.
They are not supposed to be teaching "Sentence Diagramming" in High School English. That would be only be offered as a remedial class for the dullard.
California should have taught reality diagramming.
Optional course, taken, apparently, by very few out here.
BTW, for all of you that didn't read Bruce Krasting's Oct. 8 piece - Me and ACA, you missed seeing a World Exclusive Picture, at the bottom, of a tanned, beach-attired Valerie Jarrett herself.
Civil Servant Jarrett is magnanamously conveying - using Universal Sign Language for the Hearing Impaired - the Obamascare toll-free help/hotline.
You all should check it out.
http://www.brucekrasting.com/aca/
Not lazy, merely illiterate...
Damn right. These people put endless amounts of effort into working out how to part others from their money.
ACORN got a federal grant to produce the marketing...
Editing is tough.
Can't even spell Instagram to appeal to those Social Media aficionados (Instragram).
Editing is tough.
Can't even spell Instagram to appeal to those Social Media aficionados (Instragram).
But not at tough as stopping you from pushing that fucking button just one more time.
You are incorrect. She has made no error. Her sentence is a statement and is not a question.
Here's a statement and not a question: My wife is looking for work. I advised her to stay away from healthcare. She asked 'why?'. I told her that all medical practice and hospital financials were based on the prior insurance models. When these newly shorn sheep get their monthly ZeroCare bill and review the deductables, they will realize that they can't keep self refering for medical care anymore. They can't afford to pay the upfront costs in part due to the fact that they are being eaten alive by the monthlies. So, the cash flow that WAS dependable prior to Year Zero(Care) will dry up as quick as a dew on a hot summer morning...ziiiip!
BTW an additional effect will be the destruction of medical practice in the US. Newly minted Docs, whose debt load is sky high ALL started their educations with the prior insurance/payments environment in mind. These newbies and the most recent crop of practicing physicians are going to go bancrupt almost immediately.
My estimate is that this will hit the pocket books and alter the behaviors of the general population as much as $6-$10 per gallon gasoline - absolute devastation will ensue.
Recently in UK with $9-10/gal gas. LOTS of bikes, public transport, electric, etc Anyone with an atom of sense knew costs would soar for insurance by not only adding the (25/30/35/40) million uninsured but also all those with pre-existing conditions. Only once (in 30 years) did our bills equal our insurance costs - lucky I guess. But the addition of diabetes, drug treatment, cancer, etc dramatically raises the overall costs and thus the price.
Loved the furious guy at Daily Kos after he and his wife received enormous premium raises. "It wasn't suppose to be like this." LOL And of course, all this is funded with debt.
Yes, UK and Euro gas prices are 75% taxation pure and simple. So, $10/gallon gas is really $2.50 gas cost and $7.50 tax costs.
In the US they usually add a road tax (based on each state's formula) which amounts to between $0.25 and $.50 per gallon.
The problem for the US is that the economy is based on cheap gas costs. Once we hit the $4/gallon price point then the "Consumer" goes into a coma, stops traveling, stops buying, stops all discretionary spending.
At $6/gallon you can immagine the mayhem, $8 or $10 we are talking Armagedon.
Plus suppliers' transportation/delivery costs skyrocket leading to both higher end prices and increasing spot shortages.
Well, my take is that the recent fall in gas prices will continue (not including the risk of geopolitical 'events'). Crude is not being bid because the more sophisticated economic actors are starting to impliment their Play Books related to the impact of ZeroCare on the US working class (reduction in hours, increased Ins premia costs to the worker, far higher deductables). They have ball parked the collapse in demand at the retail pump. This has been my first real world macro indicator that the big brains understand the problem. Business is not a "hope and change" affair. The eco/fin/operations/actuaries have checked their lists to find that ZeroCare will be very naughty for them, coal in stockings all around. They "do" calculators.
Monthly retail gasoline sales has gone below 25 million gallons per month now. The trend is extremely negative rate of change. That will become very much further negative slope in the next 2-4 months.
My friend went in to the doc for something. There office is at the local hospital. He said all the nurses were Obama voter types. It is only going to get worse. Blame Dem f**k voters, O, Reid, Pelosi and RINOs like MCCain.
Your hatrid is an inspiration to us all. Rock on Freddie! ;-)
BTW way I approve of Freddie's message! So, give me the much covetted UP arrow you bastards!
Hate to rain on your parade but a question mark is never used in a statement. Example.... That guy was yelling, "Who in their right mind voted for Obamacare". Although I am sure the ad was correct by accident. LOL This is like TVA which advertises although it is the only power supplier in the area - use up all the funding.
Actually, in MLA format, we use both if the q is part of the statement. The q mark goes inside the quote; the period comes after.
;)
Oh please. Read 95% of ZH comments and then complain about spelling, grammar, punctuation.
Your crazy! Their's no errors in ZH comments!
And you're avatar is ugly to!
And hiz mama wheres armee bootes!
You are correct but I think the target audience for this one is your typical inner city woman with only the Government as her babydaddy.
no colon needed
sick, my--need comma
is "What's
number," not "Can
needs caps
doctor?". qmark and period
Whitey will pay.
Don't we always?
I see no Asians were targeted in these
Are illegal aliens forced to "enroll"?
One of the many questions the faggoty left does not want to answer.
And if not, what is involved to become an illegal alien?
If you have to ask the question, then you don't qualify.
"Are illegal aliens forced to 'enroll'?"
No, they will continue receiving free healthcare, free food, free housing, free money, and free schooling. Did I forget anything? Oh, wait. Obamaphones!
Obamacare Tax Exemptions
Obamacare Tax Rates
2014 - $95 per adult (half per child) or 1% of household income
2015 - $325 per adult (half per child) or 2% of household income
2016 - $695 per adult (half per child) or 2.5% of household income
Beginning in 2017, the tax rate will be adjusted for inflation.
You left out an exemption - which some of us might actually find rather IMPORTANT
USC Title 26 Subtitle D Chapter 48 Section 5000A (d) Applicable Individual (3) Individuals not lawfully present
I actually did the read the damn bill to find that...
which then ties to
(f)(4) Individuals residing outside United States or residents of territories
Any applicable individual shall be treated as having minimum essential coverage for any month— (A) if such month occurs during any period described in subparagraph (A) or (B) of section 911(d)(1) which is applicable to the individual, or (B) if such individual is a bona fide resident of any possession of the United States (as determined under section 937(a)) for such month.
And then cross reference the light reading that is the internal revenue code...
But since I get out of both the Social Security Ponzi scheme and the Obamacare scam it's worth thousands of pages of reading to legally say F UCK-YO.
@Tim: "Obamacare Tax Exemptions"
That's it! I'm starting a new group of Believers under #4! Given how many different types of "Believers" there are in the US, this seems 100% fair. You think I'm kidding? I'm NOT!
We'll call ourselves "The Chosen Ones of El O'Him", and consider ourselves as a "Persecuted, Endangered Species" of religious believers, who "believe Religiously that we are being persecuted into extinction".
Those who "Want to Believe" and wish to join as Chosen Brothers and Sister in El O'Him, and are ready to "Beam Up", can contact me at my handle (Kirk...) at hush mail. History shows that those who are Chosen or Called early, are chosen or called best. For they are enlightened and shall be blessed.
Chosen Kirk out.
On exemptions for Religious Groups...
Members of Religious Groups that rely upon Faith Based Healings, as the members of the Church of Christ, Scientist, will not have to pay for care that they will not use.
If you want to avoid Obama Care you can always become a member of the Church of Christ, Scientist, whether or not, you truly ascribe to their beliefs. But of course if you get sick it will be expected that you seek a Faith Based Healing. So do not expect emergency appendectomies, or, the repair of Broken Limbs.
Christ is the Great Healer after all.
I would not attempt to Fraud the Government out of taxes using this method. The Book of Romans declares that you are to pay your due taxes.
Karma is a bitch, especially for those whom will mock God.
No God is not an Imaginary being as the atheists proclaim.
They are betting on an infinitesimal chance that He does not exist. There are overwhelming odds for God's Existence. My favorite Science joke proves it. Watch this then read the rest...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SbwmooRTBI
Believe it or not the laws of Quantum Mechanics to which the joke refers is VALID SCIENCE. If it is unreasonable to believe that the girl would materialize out of nothing then how much more unreasonable is it to expect that an entire Universe materializes from a mere circumstance of CHANCE?
Well if the Universe did not manifest as a "Chance Happenstance" then it must have materialized from Design. One cannot have just "a little Design in Chaos". At that point there is some ORDER. It is like a girl being a little bit pregnant...Either she is Pregnant, or, she is not.
Likewise it happened by chance, or, it was Designed. Since it happened by Design, and the odds are overwhelming that it did, there must be a Designer, who I call Almighty God.
I only have an Infinitesimal Chance of being wrong. But I don't bet on long odds. It is not that I dress in a pressurized suit daily for the possibility that I might materialize on the Planet Mars. It can happen. But I would not bet on it. In fact it is far more likely for that event to happen than the Universe spontaneously manifesting itself by chance.
You can do as you please. That is the only commandment in the Satanic Bible. "Do what thou will." You have that FREEDOM. I will even die to protect it. But I just do not ascribe to it.
These are not 'my due taxes'.
If Jesus had said to me "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's",
I would have told him:
"The picture is Caesar's. The gold is mine."
First Jesus asked, "Who's inscription is on the coin?", before he gave His answer. You'd be amazed at the attitude of Jesus towards taxes. That is not the only reference. It was rather...revolutionary. But it was aimed at peace.
Caesar only appears on the Fiat Currency used by the Muppets.
Liberty appears on US Gold and Silver Coins.
I suggest using that as I pay my dues to Liberty.
"You'd be amazed at the attitude of Jesus towards taxes."
Really? You deign to know Jesus' attitude toward state pillaging?
"That is not the only reference."
Perhaps you'd like to share another.
The passage reads...
12 And they sought to lay hold on him, but feared the people: for they knew that he had spoken the parable against them: and they left him, and went their way.
13 And they send unto him certain of the Pharisees and of the Herodians, to catch him in his words.
14 And when they were come, they say unto him, Master, we know that thou art true, and carest for no man: for thou regardest not the person of men, but teachest the way of God in truth: Is it lawful to >>>give tribute<<< to Caesar, or not?
15 Shall we give, or shall we not give? But he, knowing their hypocrisy, said unto them, Why tempt ye me? bring me a penny, that I may see it.
(This is your half quote...)
16 And they brought it. And he saith unto them, Whose is this image and superscription? And they said unto him, Caesar's.
17 And Jesus answering said unto them, Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's. And they marvelled at him.
I'm saying my body is mine, not Caesar's or Obama's or yours or Bloombergs and my soul is God's.
You will also observe, the money does not carry Obama-Caesar's "inscription" either...it clearly says Federal Reserve Note...a bankers note...and not backed by gold or copper and has nothing to do (in the context of the passage) with taxes.
Its talking about tribute.
Tribute IS NOT taxation as you (and others like you, colloquially describe). Tribute is extracted from a conquered people under threat of penalty, fine, violence or death.
And what led up to thieves & murderers speaking to Jesus of Caesar's precious coin?
7 But those husbandmen said among themselves, This is the heir; come, let us kill him, and the inheritance shall be ours.'
8 And they took him, and killed him, and cast him out of the vineyard.
Same as it ever was...molon labe.
It really does come down to the particular version as well. The NIV states "imperial tax" in place of tribute (from the King James version), which puts a different slant on the message. You can switch versions of chapters on biblica.com to see the differences.
http://www.biblica.com/bibles/chapter/?verse=Matthew+22&version=niv
You're talking Pascal's wager, which is essentially that betting on god costs little (or nothing), as opposed to betting against god which has no upside. It's a game anyone can play!
Re: I see no Asians were targeted in these
How many Asians are in Colorado? I think it's mostly white and a smattering of "those people".
No African Americans, either.
But let's face it: It's the Boulder "I'll be a climber and skier on government assistance" mentality of spoiled white kids that's the driving force of progressive Colorado.\
I witnessed the same crew in Vermont. Guys that would spend their summers with Dad using welfare to climb out west... Ski during winter.
And naturally they'd vote for Bernie "I'll confiscate someone else's wealth via the Senate for you to be a lazy ass" Socialist Sanders each election.
"Hey, dude... Which way's the Gonjala?"
Fuck you Bernanke !
Who do you think is needed to make Obamacare work?? Young, fit, active white guys. They're the ones who come with lowest risk!! They need to be sucked into this system to cover all the risk!!!!! Fucking marketing. This really is like a bad dream.
So isn't it a bummer that they have set up a system of websites that only the truly desperate are motivated enough to navigate?
Tee hee.
Actor Rob got placed in two different ads -- clearly the main targeted demographic is purple-shirted metrosexuals with intentionally bad hair.
Asians, sheeit they too busy studyin bro..
In one way or another:
http://www.kipling.org.uk/poems_burden.htm
Yes, part of what I meant by getting zombie fucked in an earlier remark. Guess now some may see it. HA!
These are gay guys right?
Left Leg Keg Stand Gay Bro actually crashed his bike too.
This is what happens.
THe otha one is the club med golfer.
I'm pretty sure one of them got the gal on the bottom knocked up too.
They'd call that immaculate conception if she is supposed to be a Latina. Ejaculate conception is more like it though.
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It's cool if you like to f@ck guys, I have friends that F@ck guys..... in Jail.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH .............
GET OBUMMA CARE AND YOU CAN JUMP OFF A CLIFF...
A fiscal cliff..???
William Bonzai, do you have some new ads, sir..??
Yeah Bonzai,, make an STD related one,, would be great.
If the government made me buy a $300 monthly health insurance policy when I was 27 (young and healthy) I would have completely freaked out and probably become a FARC guerrilla - this is SOOOOO STUPID.
Hell I didn't even want to pay for auto insurance when I was 27.
When these frat bros come out of college with $500 student loan payments, no job prospects, how the f#ck are they going to come up $350/month, after tax? They will not...I repeat...will not sacrifice beer money to sign up for this garbage.
90mill people are not in the labor force as of now. You telling me these 90mill can afford $350/mo? And in light of welfare cutbacks, making matters worse.
Yet this is mandated? Sign up or ELSE!? Ridiculous penalties! There will be tens of millions of people in this country NOT paying the fines, because they can't afford the $2k/yr+ penalties. After 5 years, the IRS is dishing out millions of $10k tax liens and zapping millions of back accounts? Ya, this will end well.
"Where's the "bro's" in those pictures? Weird eh?"
lol...fucking Ping!...if you stand back and observe the "marketing plan", they always reveal themselves.
So what are we to take away from this remarkable, un-PC-like promotion from our current crop of social-fascists, that ObozoCare is, in fact razzzist, thinking the brutha's already have their "health care" via another venue...thus not THE targeted audience?
Or is this only meant to scare/cajole/intimidate the young & healthy non-blacks into parting with their hard earned cash?
I say yes to both questions, very revealing ;-)
Just have a look at your own "health insurance" website. I am certain it's even worse than this. Who in the fuck invented the idea that your employer pays your health insurance America? Why don't you think about that for moment?. Grow the fuck up and figure it out - young men driving to and from keggers are even more dangerous than the "terrorists" you people are spending billions of dollars to subvert. In point of fact you are all subverting yourselves. Give us all a break with your fucking whining and the next time you break your arm or leg in an car crash or your wife risks dying in childbirth go whine somewhere else because you have no personal health insurance.
Don't Drone Me Bro if I don't sign up.
The target audience for this is the average Obama voter, one standard deviation to the left on the IQ distribution.
It occurs to me that Obamacare is like the lottery -- a tax on stupid people.
Think of them both as entertainment. Expensive entertainment to be sure, but entertainment nonethelss.
By looking at the ad, it becomes very apparent that Obamacare really needs the younger folks to make this thing work. This would be a good time to encourage the young/healthy among us to suck it up and avoid enrolling at all costs. Crash this unconstitutional monstrosity before it gets off the ground!!!
"Chill" lingo, childish, simplistic layout and color scheme, sneakattack info grabbers like "hey, bitch, we'll need all the employment and income information of your family members"...
Yep. Any yute joining this shit is a traitor.
Or a dumbass sucka.
I was just wondering what they are going to do if most people just ignore this law en mass, which looks highly likely. Certainly, I can see no benefit for the younger folk. Massive civil disobedience looks like the way to go here, with jury nullification for anyone charged.
Welcome to Camp FEMA, scofflaw!!!
Civil disobedience along with starving the beast is the easiest way to slay our dragon. Its fairly low risk, completely nonviolent and extremely difficult to counter. Repeat after me - "I will not comply."
Sorry, double post.
Will be required for admittance to the Zombie-safe zone (aka FEMA camp). No admittance without proper vaccinations and medical exam. And you WILL want in for 3 hots and a cot. The alternatives will be way worse.
I don't take vaccinations. I don't submit to medical examinations. Proper socialization never really took for me, and I just can't seem to get over or around that part of me that just says NO. It won't budge and is not amenable to logical argument. I think I will take my chances with the walking dead.
There is a point where we all must say "No, I won't do that."
",...jury nullification for ,..."
HA!
Who gets a trial by jury anymore?
Instead they threaten you with indefinite detention if you don't plead down to 10 years.
At least that is how my jay walking charge went,...
I didn't say it was entirely risk free, but in for a penny, in for a pound, I'll have my day in court if it comes to that and make sure it costs them plenty.
Unfortunately, that day in court most likely will be in an IRS Court, where citizens NEVER win.
That my man is what everyone able should do. Many statews will grant a jury trial for paymwent of a small fee for misdemeanors.
The whole thrust of this kind of action is to make the community aware by trial exposure, the idiocy of (not ours anymore) this government and the danger they themselves are in. Most people have no idea of what transpires in a "Court of Law"
This will be an eyeopener for many of our complacent neighbors. Just do it!!!!!! Milestones
"Jury nullification..."
HA! Jury trials are so 20th century. This is the 21st century-- we just drone your ass!
I gave you an up for your comment on how the parasites need a healthy host, but that is not how it will work out so much as the cohort of youngers are in a lousy job market.
What if you are a honky single 25 year old female w/no bastard children, or any dependents. You make less than 12k/yr doing nursing/maintainence on old farts as it is the only thing available at this time. That puts you at the poverty level even if you own your house and car with no debts of any sort. You then are going to get the "silver" plan for $230/YEAR!
The shit job market is depressing the wages for young people that tend to take most anything that is available rather than welfare. Most of you all know that hanging large increases of "insurance" premia on this group will not generate the cash that the maggots need to subsidize the AARP sucks.
My daughter is the one described. Needless to say that she is learning that her old man's liberty fetish has some basis.
I am agitating the younger persons in my employ to show them what they are being enslaved to support.