Brosurance: A Keg Standing Ovation For ObamaCare's Greatest Hit

Tyler Durden's picture

Just when you thought ObamaCare couldn't stoop any lower in its "sales pitch", it does.



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Theta_Burn's picture

Is this for real?


SpiceMustFlow's picture


outamyeffinway's picture

Where's the "bro's" in those pictures? Weird eh?

Flagit's picture

they are the 2 thugs forcefully spreading your legs apart for the mandatory fucking/gang rape/mass orgy that is about to take place in your ass.


they will get their ends.

BaBaBouy's picture



The Juggernaut's picture

Wouldn't it be some funny ass shit if California Milk Processor Board sued the US government for advertising infringement?!?!

SilverIsKing's picture

My takeaway:  The guy in the purple shirt first gets drunk and then crashes his bike.  The other dudes drink beer and then one of them drunk dials his mommy.

SilverIsKing's picture

and the pregnant woman is a guy in drag.

kralizec's picture

This shit is too stupid to be fake!

TeamDepends's picture

Welcome to the Healthcare Marketplace, have a cigar.  And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?  We call it riding the gravy train...

Leopold B. Scotch's picture

Really? This is Colorado:  Where is the BONG in that setup?

Talk about B.S.

CrashisOptimistic's picture

You want BS?  I'll give you BS. 

I have health insurance.  Individual plan.  Pricey. 

That company is not offering any products that qualify for the subsidy.  BC/BS in my area will NOT offer a product that qualifies for the subsidy.

And they were honest about it.  "You can stay with us and pay what you have been paying, or leave and find a plan with a subsidy.  We know the risk we are taking in losing your business, but our management thinks it is such a mess that we will take a far larger loss if we do offer such a thing.  The only sales point we have to work with is . . . yes, you get no subsidy, but our network is much wider and if you go with one of these new places you'll have a narrower network."

That's about as bad as it gets.

WarHorse's picture

Sorry Guy - there's no subsidy if you have a job ... 

CrashisOptimistic's picture

The subsidy thresholds reach pretty high, actually, but it doesn't include income from LLC capital gains, left within the LLC.

drchris's picture

The real question is: What does the graph of subsity vs income look like? 

redpill's picture

I knew we'd eventually get to Idiocracy, I just didn't realize it would be today.

Abi Normal's picture

i'd love to shove that keg up a somebody's arse!!!  arrrg

Manthong's picture

Gonna’ be needing that Obamacare for when you slip off the handles of that keg because you are drunk and then impale yourself on the tap.

Syrin's picture

No wonder there is a seccessionist movement.   These f-tards are going to not make it past the first week of the currency collapse.   Where are all the bros from the hood in that pic?

johnQpublic's picture

no self respecting negro is going to pay for their free healthcare, so no need to advertise to them

mjcOH1's picture

"Where's the "bro's" in those pictures? Weird eh?

they are the 2 thugs forcefully spreading your legs apart for the mandatory fucking/gang rape/mass orgy that is about to take place in your ass.

they will get their ends."


It's just the tip, dude.  Relax.

GMadScientist's picture

Got "papers"? - Nurse Stasi

BLOTTO's picture

Also, notice the 'devil horn' hand sign from the guy on the right...




Not to mention, why are the shoes of the guy in the air German, i.e, Adidas...why not American i.e, Nike?

HardlyZero's picture

...and I think the guy in the middle is getting setup for the Beer Enima...he has the injector in his mouth.

Its not clear drunken students going over rocks or rope climbing will lead to 'safe behavior'.

Paying $500/month for insurance is at least 5 kegs a month...down the drain.  

EMPTY KEG plan ?

Manthong's picture

Considering the history of the ChoomMiester, these guys will provide a leadership improvement if the country is still around in 15 or 20 years.

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Sure, country is be around, but citizenry is speak mish mash Spanish and Chinese like Blade Runner.

ronaldawg's picture

Subsidy is a joke anyways - most plans have a $6,000 and above deductible.  So you get pay for insurance to pay more for healthcare.  There is even a substantial deductible on prescription meds.

The Gooch's picture

Cloward-Piven School of Engineering.

Abi Normal's picture

You can thank the Lucifarian Alynski for most of it...Fabian Socialist, another in a long line of idiots.

ForTheWorld's picture

$6000? WTF? My wife (we live in Australia) pays $1300 per year for full coverage, and when she went into hospital for a pregnancy related operation, our version of Medicare paid the $250 hospital deductible required to the insurance company, and we didn't have to pay anything at all. It was all covered by our insurance. Additionally, if she needed to go back in again during the year, she wouldn't have to pay the $250 deductible because you only pay it once a year if you go to hospital one or more times.

US sick care is fucked.

Calmyourself's picture

US sick care was deliberately screwed up so our Government could fix it and keep fixing it forwever..  That's how it works over here lobbyists and Congress screw the pooch till its completely messed up then they fix it...  By the way how do the Aussies like the fact htat Americans pay for nearly all development of new drugs?  Nice huh..

ronaldawg's picture

Does AUS have socialized healthcare?

ForTheWorld's picture

We do, and it's not a bad thing. The way it works here is that anyone that earns an income over a certain threshold (which I can't recall at the moment) pays a 1.5% tax (based on income) each year when you file your taxes. The tax has some conditions on it based on private health insurance coverage, length of coverage etc.

This then allows all Australian citizens, temporary & permanent residents (on the appropriate visas) to use the public health care system. If you need to see a doctor for a check up, you see the doctor, swipe your Medicare card and then leave. If you need to go to the hospital (a public hospital) as an emergency patient, your visit will be covered by Medicare. Medicare only covers essential services though. Medicare isn't designed to leave people out of pocket, or without health care. If you want extras however, that's what private health insurance is for.

For a better idea of what is covered, and what isn't, go here:

That page shows the differences in Australia between coverage provided by private health insurance, and Medicare.

To give some additional insight, my wife is a US citizen, and has worked in hospitals for years in the US. When she needed to use the Australian health care system for the first time, she kept asking where the bill was. I explained that because everyone pays in, everyone gets to use it whenever they need it. It might sound like some crazy socialist idea, but it works really well.

ForTheWorld's picture

I'm guessing most of those that take prescription drugs most likely have no idea of that. Are you inferring that ALL Americans pay for nearly all the development of new drugs (through subsidies paid through taxes), or just those that consume the pharmaceuticals pay for them?

Calmyourself's picture

Both, the research on this is easy and a well known fact here.  We are a captive audience to our well connected pharma lobbyists.

Real Estate Geek's picture

Even if you believe that you're qualified for a subsidy, taking it is risky.  My understanding is that the subsidy for a given year is a function of your adjusted gross income for that year. 

A 2014 AGI that turns out to be higher than your estimate may be high enough to exclude you from the subsidy that you already filed for at the beginning of 2014.  IIRC, you'd have to repay it immediately + interest + penalty.

monkeyshine's picture

Plus what's this I hear about $6000 and $8000 annual deductibles on the subsidized plans?  Sort of defeats the purpose as it was presented to the American people. What a freaking con.

TruthInSunshine's picture

Whatchu mean I'm the baby daddy, ho?

Sheeet, gonna' go get me sum BroSurance. You seen my Vodafone?

300,000 Floridians suddenly lose their health insurance, btw.

"Leading up to the congressional vote on Obamacare, President Obama told Americans, “If you like your plan, you can keep your plan.” This promise that Obamacare would not force anybody off their preexisting insurance plan played a central role in Obamacare messaging and the bill’s razor-thin passage in the U.S. Senate."

-and -

Record 90,609,000 Americans Not In Labor Force, Employment Among Women Hits 24-year Low, Economy ‘stalling’


fourchan's picture

you mean the government has never created any jobs? they only consume from the productive you say?

Element's picture

Look on the bright side, the downside is only 20% of GDP, and Obama-care is staffed by consumate professionals dedicted to the highest standards of Govt servicing, accountability, and fairness. It's world's-best-practice.

Element's picture

loved the bible study down the page, ya knew that would come in handy one day lol

nmewn's picture

Don't let it get out...I'll be ruined ;-)

NoDebt's picture

..... and the website listed in the first pic doesn't even display correctly.  Classic.

knicks3005's picture

The pregnant guy is George Zimmerman. 

Dr. Destructo's picture

Looks like more like Chris Christie

The nose, the double chin, skin complexion, and the eyes are similar.

Just dye the hair and grow it out, slather the lips generously with lipstick, and pluck the eyebrows and you got one fabulous governor.