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Dismal Jobs Reports Sends S&P To New All-Time High

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The 3rd miss in a row for private payrolls was enough to spark an engorgement of all things Federal-Reserve-liquidity related. Gold is jumping, Bond yields are tumbling, the USD is crumbling, and the S&P 500 is soaring to new all-time highs... sure, why not...

 

 

 

But but but the unemployment rate is at 5 year lows.... oh, we forgot, its irrelevant now that its "improving"... just as we always said it was when it was held up by any and all as 'proof' of the recovery

 

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Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:52 | 4078986 molecool
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Now, that is change you can believe in...

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:55 | 4079008 TeamDepends
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It gives us hope....

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:59 | 4079017 hedgeless_horseman
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Obviously, the solution is MOAR QE.

It's what the people demand.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:14 | 4079094 Nothing but the...
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 Understandable - Fed force feeding the markets with QE . When this overfed belly bursts , take cover.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:52 | 4078987 GetZeeGold
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Things are going great....we're dialed in!

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:52 | 4078989 dcohen
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For how long will the stock market move opposite to fundamentals?

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:53 | 4078995 Racer
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As long as QEternity

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:07 | 4079067 SheepDog-One
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A diet of cotton candy will work until diabetes sets in.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:20 | 4079110 dcohen
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We are in a state where policy (seemingly without an exit strategy until proven otherwise) has boxed the economy into a corner where financial markets reward weak fundamentals and bad data. In an isolated society, I can see that working to infinity (in theory), but not with global competition.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:53 | 4078998 Ivanovich
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Just out of curiousity, what fundamentals would those be?  Eternal CTRL-P?

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:55 | 4079007 dcohen
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Call me naive but at some point in time, reality has to kick in, QE is obviously not working.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:58 | 4079025 TeamDepends
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There is no plan B.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 10:54 | 4079435 El Oregonian
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This IS plan B!!!

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:00 | 4079032 WarHorse
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Longer that rationally possible

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:14 | 4079097 Ponzi Pontiff
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Until it doesnt.

At which point, fundamentals prevail - the "recovery" will disappear up ObeyMe's fundament.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:52 | 4078990 dobermangang
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QE to Infinity!

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:52 | 4078991 Calculus99
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Day ain't over yet :)

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:53 | 4078992 TrumpXVI
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Makes sense.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:53 | 4078994 LawsofPhysics
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Typical of an official "market" that is no longer meaningful.

beating expectations, all the way down...

look at that FRN dive...

 

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:56 | 4079013 fonzannoon
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What blows me away laws is that if you would have told me the dollar would be here I would have told you crude would be $120. Instead gas by me is down 50 cents the last few months. It is mind boggling.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:13 | 4079070 LawsofPhysics
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There is a lot going on behind the scenes.  My brother, 20 years in oil and gas, has never been busier, but in general you have to realize oil and gas (and even coal) are controlled by international companies.  If they wanted to turn the Bay Area into someplace like Sao Paulo Brazil, they could do it overnight.  Watch the yields on sovereign debt, in a "debt is money" fiat/fractional reserve system, this is all that matters, period.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:53 | 4078999 Rehab Willie
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HOPIUM, what a drug.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:53 | 4079000 FreeBull
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Markets are saying "Keep Pumpin in the QE...Fed baby"

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:54 | 4079001 fonzannoon
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look at gold give up those gains. Wow. The Bernak has the SPY up 25% YTD and the 10yr back around 2.5%. 

All hail the bernak.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:54 | 4079003 BigSimes
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No price discovery = Only price manipulations.

Now even I want to join the herd! This is *GREAT* news! It's all great news!

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:24 | 4079123 iLiquid
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> Now even I want to join the herd!

This is precisely the goal of QE.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:54 | 4079004 krispkritter
Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:55 | 4079005 firstdivision
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Hopefully we get some negative Jobs reports in the next few months.  I'm hoping for SPX 2000 before June next year.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:56 | 4079010 Sufiy
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Somebody who Sold Gold for 640 Mil at $1270 - $1250 on October 15th is in serious trouble now:


Max Keiser: Alasdair Macleod Investigates The $640 Million Sell Order Of Gold.

We continue to follow The Crime Of The Century - Gold market manipulations. Today we have Max Keiser who investigates with Alasdair Macleod the 640 million Sell order of Gold which disrupted the trading session on Friday 11th and was supposed to Kill the rest of the confidence in Gold safe heaven status. Chinese are not buying into it any more and moving fast now with their state level long term plan of diversification its Reserves out of US Dollar denominated assets.

http://sufiy.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/max-keiser-alasdair-macleod.html#

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:57 | 4079021 fonzannoon
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Gold should be up $50 right now. It is deader than dead.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:58 | 4079026 dcohen
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Dead as a doornail, suppressed by the same gang that blows the bubble

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:06 | 4079061 GetZeeGold
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I'm pulling for you fonz.....keep talking it down.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:20 | 4079112 fonzannoon
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I hate you gold. I hate you!

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 10:52 | 4079422 StychoKiller
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Ag @$1341+, Ag @ $22.79+ right now.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:56 | 4079012 Shizzmoney
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All that matters:

http://instagram.com/p/X4poDNsDN4/#

High unemployment = higher stock returns.

The Fed does NOT care about employment.  This is a farce.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 08:58 | 4079027 One And Only
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My niggas. Bitcoin is where it's at

 

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:01 | 4079040 firstdivision
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I'm pretty sure that the Fed can fix the unemployment situation buy buying more MBS securities off of banks.  Cause you know, it trickles down or some shit.  Trust me, I'm a doctor of economics.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:14 | 4079049 TWSceptic
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This is what you get when a community organizer and a stray kitchen worker basically run the global economy.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 10:22 | 4079321 Obchelli
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But they are succeedin so far...

NO?

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:05 | 4079057 thismarketisrigged
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i really do not think we will ever see the market red again in our lifetimes.

 

this is insane. 

 

The worst part is that these fuckers act as this number was not so bad.

 

and the revisions, july from 104,000 to 89,000, its absurd.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:30 | 4079148 Dr. Engali
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The policy tool formaly known as the market will never be allowed to go down any substantial amount. This will be the norm until TPTB provide cover for an overnight vaporization of a few thousand points. This will push everybody rushing into the "safety" of U.S.S.A treasuries and save .gov the politically difficult task on nationalizing your 401k. Nobody except for a select few will make any money on the downside.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:08 | 4079071 Iam Yue2
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1750 is critical; if it fails to hold look out for 1680 before the week is out.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:08 | 4079072 NDXTrader
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1750 on the open. May get to 1800 by the end of the month. There will be a 50-100 point decline sometime in early Nov due to shaking call holders out, which should provide a great buying opportunity. It's the great "illusion of money" - when the measuring stick ($) is getting shorter everything it measures is getting longer

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:10 | 4079081 NoWayJose
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I wonder how that gold 'short' call from 2 weeks ago is working out for Goldman...

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:12 | 4079090 greatbeard
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Gold is up almost 1%!!!! Look, quick, before it gets smacked back down. 

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 11:09 | 4079480 superflex
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It's up 2.3% now.  Silver up 3.6%.

Breaking Bad.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:17 | 4079107 Sufiy
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September Nonfarm Payrolls Huge Miss - Gold Spikes Up, Data Leaked Again


We have September Nonfarm Payrolls with the Huge Miss and Gold Spikes Up immediately. Data was leaked yearly again with Gold printing: +$5 at 8.28 and  +$18 at 8.33      Cowboys shorting the Gold market, according to Eric Sprott, must be in a serious trouble now. The yearly trade on October 15th has amounted to 640 million and Gold was Sold at 1270 - 1250 levels. Now with CFTC out of hibernation can we expect at least some kind of investigation?   There are more and more calls about the US Dollar loosing its Reserve Currency of Choice status now. Default was avoided, but the damage is dome. All FIAT currencies are based on trust. The geopolitical shift is making its way to mass media and we are witnessing the groundbreaking developments in the Gold market. Nobody can manipulate it all the time and China will be busy writing "Thank You Cards" to the FED and related Cartel members at LBMA and BIS, buying all the physical Gold available for Delivery at this levels.   We can forget about the Taper until mid 2014 now and Janet Yellen will be following the new FED's playbook written by Michael Woodford. Peter Schiff has dissected for this situation very well. http://sufiy.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/september-nonfarm-payrolls-huge-miss.html#

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:26 | 4079131 B.J. Worthy
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The Fed's flowchart has only one arrow at this point.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 10:57 | 4079447 StychoKiller
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The Fed is stuck in an infinite, recursive loop (that's what happens when you fractionally reserve too much!)

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:28 | 4079138 yogibear
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Yellen, Bernanke,  Evans, Dudley and Fisher have decided to follow the Zimbabwe economic model. 

Expect QE to be increased, not decreased.

So long US dollar.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:29 | 4079141 Duude
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Anyone seen the participation rate?  Have we broken the 62% level yet?  I figure we'll break 60% by the time we inaugurate a new president.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:44 | 4079196 Ness.
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63.2%

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:38 | 4079172 BigRedRider
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Hmmm...jobs go down and the S&P goes up...

 

The S&P is just following a basic law of Bernankean Physics: What goes down must go up.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:45 | 4079200 babylon15
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In experiments with mice, a scientist gave unlmited food and unlimited water to a starting population of 8 mice.  There were no predators and no diseases.  The only limit was space.  The estimated carrying capacity of the closed ecosystem was 3000 mice.  At first the population grew rapidly, doubling every 60 days until finally slowing and reaching an absolute peak at 2200.  After the mouse population reached 2200 it rapidly went extinct and there were zero survivors.

 

What happened?  The breakdown of complex social behavior had ruined the behavior of so many mice that when space did become available, the social capacity to reproduce was no longer there.  Female mice were aggressive and attacked or ate their children.  Many male mice didn't even try to have sex with them anymore, and withdrew in isolation.  The rest fought and ate each other, despite there being unlimited fresh food available.

 

How does this tie in to QE?  QE is like adding more food to the mouse ecosystem.  Food was never the limiting constraint in the mouse population, and they still went extinct.  So in reality, QE doesn't matter.  They could have excess food or not, it makes no difference.  But the breakdown of complex social behavior is irreversible and is obvious everywhere you look in the human population.  Welfare queens abound, while graduates with science degrees from top universities can't even get any job at all.  Birth rates are at their lowest in human history while pension promises and obligations soar to skyhigh levels.

 

This will all collapse.

 

Here is the experiment:

http://www.cabinetmagazine.org/issues/42/wiles.php

 

 

 

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:47 | 4079210 MrVincent
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I expect the fed to increase the amount of money printing, but they will earmark it for creating ditch-digging type jobs. They will claim that everyone who wants work should have a job.

 

 

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 10:04 | 4079257 tenpanhandle
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And conversely, anyone who doesn't want a job should have money.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 09:58 | 4079232 Blopper
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When gold goes straight up, nobody (certainly not the ever-biased Tyler Durden) complaints.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 12:02 | 4079669 Element
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<-- like other forms of debt, as no one wants their money back, all will be fine.

<-- like other forms of betting, as no one wants their money back, all will be fine.

 

You don't know the difference here do you? ... me either

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 13:51 | 4080008 MeelionDollerBogus
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bad news is good news, moar all time highs!

downtown is up town!

in this town...

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