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There's Always Next Year

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"Don't Stop Believing..."

 

 

via @Not_Jim_Cramer

 

"some escape music for ya..."

 

 

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Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:12 | 4081444 papaswamp
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...hold on to that feeelin...bitchez

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:33 | 4081470 ZerOhead
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I see they have already revised the lyrics and replaced "Detroit" with "Houston".

It kinda reminds me of when they dropped Alcoa and HP from the Dow index and replaced it with Goldman Sachs.

No one loves a loser...

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:38 | 4081496 kaiserhoff
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OK Tylers, I see the trend, but what's the unit of measure?

  Wampum, sea shells, lost luggage?

Oh, it's all fiat shit?  My bad.  I feel silly for asking.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 22:03 | 4081553 markmotive
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Sooo, what stage of Dmitri Orlov's 5 stages of collapse are we in? The US is following the course of Soviet collapse.

http://www.planbeconomics.com/2013/10/dimitri-orlov-five-stages-of-colla...

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 22:05 | 4081559 King_of_simpletons
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Next year Yellen - The Beauty Queen will take us to DOW 36K.

Finally !!

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 03:36 | 4081999 Popo
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Come on.  What a bullshit, sensationalist chart that is.   Look at the scale on the Y-axis!   You've got .3% total range.   Good lord.   That's hardly a plunge.

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 06:39 | 4082109 Nothing but the...
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But it is realistic in terms of GDP growth - bear in mind a miniscule drop of a few base points in GDP equates to a huge shift. A .3% total range represents a 10% swing of GDP.

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 11:43 | 4082836 Milestones
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Thanks for the heads up on Dmitri's book and lecture. After listening to his presentation I got the impression that the U.S.  will have a far more difficult problem ahead; primarily because of the total misallocation of resources in centralization of power and money we are going to be in a world of shit for a very long time.

Also the dumbing down of our younger people with the current "educational" program our children are being turned into cogs in a wheel and the apthy that needs to be reversed will be a bear.

We are in a giant world of shit.          MIlestones

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 22:43 | 4081649 zorba THE GREEK
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"There's always next year"..............Maybe not.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:14 | 4081445 Zer0head
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Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I love ya
Tomorrow!
You're always
A day
A way!

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:37 | 4081493 Harbanger
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Just a little moar of the same and we'll get to the promised land.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:40 | 4081504 kaiserhoff
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Yes, there will be a tomorrow,

  but will we really want to be there?

  Funny creatures, humans.

 

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 22:03 | 4081549 Harbanger
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Yes, moar of the same, over and over.  Too many be carriers of the insanity gene.  Apologies for my talk, but I just wanna reach the chillen.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:12 | 4081446 LetThemEatRand
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No wonder the market is hitting record highs.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:33 | 4081486 Harbanger
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It keeps up with record printing and record debt,  Surprised?

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:12 | 4081449 johnQpublic
Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:16 | 4081450 I am a Man I am...
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lmao, I was at that concert

 

edit: nevermind, wrong year, no randy jackson of AI fame on base

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:29 | 4081472 NoDebt
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Hell, you're doing better than me.  I didn't notice the caption at first and was thinking "why are they posting up a picture of David Frampton??"

Duh.  V8 head-clonk for me.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:30 | 4081481 Seasmoke
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Peter's brother ???

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:50 | 4081521 NoDebt
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Um..... yeah.  You can probably tell I'm not firing on all 8 tonight with that comment.  I went to high school with a guy named David Frampton.  Peter Frampton would be the right guy that I was......

Oh, shit.

Goose, this is Maverick, I'm in a flat spin and punching out.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:14 | 4081454 chump666
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lol

It's a joke.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 22:24 | 4081609 infinity8
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It's a put on.

Eminence Front:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnHLgxKUsEA

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:18 | 4081462 Being Free
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Hey Tylers, that chart is upside down.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:29 | 4081478 This just in
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It is? Sweet! Time to go into moar debt for moar iBullshit! Something with a new slightly whatever screen or a new thickness, or some fucking totally necessary new thing!  I can feel my life becoming less-than just by not having whatever the fuck that new whatever the fuck is.

 

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:18 | 4081463 nmewn
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Terminal Velocity.

Maybe a few trillion moar debt, to outrun the grim reaper breathing down your fucking necks next time.

Do it, for the children ;-)

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:23 | 4081466 infinity8
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I thought we were being "hope-y", so that's Escape Velocity. Yay! We're gonna get away with it!

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:40 | 4081499 ZerOhead
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Speaking of depression....

Strip the cumulative international governmental deficit components out of those Global GDP projections and the world will soon be experiencing a severe lithium shortage

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:48 | 4081518 Harbanger
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You can't strip away the global deficit components and Global GDP projections without stripping away the West.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 22:02 | 4081551 wisehiney
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I'd sell my soul for you babe
For money to burn with you
I'd give you all, and have none, babe
Just to, just to, just to, to have you here by me
Because

In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more"
In the midnight hour babe- "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell she cried "more, more, more"
More, more, more.

Oh yeah little baby
She want more
More, more, more, more, more.

Oh yeah little angel
She want more
More, more, more, more.

GO BILLY........http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYYSyvE_iEw

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 05:08 | 4082056 Disenchanted
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updated 2013 lyric:

Moar Moar Moar!

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:18 | 4081464 babylon15
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This ought to be good for another 20, no, another 30% on the SPX.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:29 | 4081476 Seasmoke
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Slowly , then all at once ...

 

 

 

 

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:34 | 4081489 venturen
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legalize Ecstasy then we will all feel great all the time.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:48 | 4081513 ZerOhead
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Legalize? Hell.... it will probably be secretly added to municipal water supplies by 2015.

 

Hey... is there any drug out there with a known side effect of making you buy tons of shit you don't need?...

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 22:53 | 4081664 Osmium
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Yes, it's called Hopium.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 22:58 | 4081682 the grateful un...
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an independent study confirms that it stops tooth decay

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:41 | 4081505 Atomizer
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Shirley Temple - On The Good Ship {QE Infinity} Lollipop

 

I know you watch me cunt licks. We intend to help those salvage what assets they have left. You on the other hand will be a different story on a TV news bulletin. Good luck at the last moves in the chess game.. Blows a kiss to you!

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 21:43 | 4081509 hangemhigh77
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Going as planned.  Right on target.  Where's the chart of the future hangings?

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 22:00 | 4081548 yogibear
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Max out debt and when the US dollar crashes you can pay it back in worthless dollars.

It's what Benny Bernanke's son is doing with medical school.

 

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 22:41 | 4081645 syntaxterror
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Recovery Summer is sooner than you think, Dumbmerika!

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 22:54 | 4081667 Caveman93
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Turn that frown upside down ;)

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 22:56 | 4081679 inevitablecollapse
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Here's the church; there's the steeple.

Open up the door; corporations are people.

Wait, what did he say?

What the fuck did he say?


It couldn't last; they had to crash.

Some parties are just made that way.

But when the bell rings, the boys will sing,

Swing low sweet precariat.


Let's say we try to get this right,

Said the plutocrat to Jesus Christ.


And when the old fox, fearing the worst,

Made his entrance in a hearse,

Then the nine in black robes all went berserk.

Oh yeah.


This is a tale of Robin Hood in reverse.


Citizens united. I was excited.

(When the kids are united, they can never be divided.)

But that was yesterday.

There's a brand new sham today.


Let's say we try to get this right,

Said the plutocrat to Jesus Christ.


And when the old fox, fearing the worst,

Made his entrance in a hearse,

Then the nine in black robes all went berserk.

Oh yeah.


This is a tale of Robin Hood in reverse.


Oh yeah.


Let's say we try to get this right,

Said the plutocrat to Jesus Christ.


And when the old fox, fearing the worst,

Made his entrance in a hearse,

Then the nine in black robes all went berserk.

Oh yeah.


This is a tale of Robin Hood in reverse.

This is a tale of Robin Hood in reverse.

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 22:57 | 4081681 balolalo
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I hate that f**king song.

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 05:33 | 4082068 DelusionalGrandeur
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 I couldn't agree moar! What may be worse is the highly "acclaimed" journey tribute band. I'd rather shove shards of glass into my eurethra than listen to that song, much less  the damn band.

it's all phaucking bernankes fault anyway. fuck you ben. I feel better thanks.

 

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 23:01 | 4081690 Mentaliusanything
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Better pull back on that stick Ben.. the ground objects may appear further away than they really are. Convexivity is a bitch looking at a rear vision.

signed

Wei Tu Low

Tue, 10/22/2013 - 23:58 | 4081797 monad
Wed, 10/23/2013 - 03:17 | 4081982 Notarocketscientist
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Krugman would say:    MOAR QE - MOAR ZIRP - MOAR DEBT ......   it's just a matter of MOAR ...  but even then you need even MOAR - if even MOAR doesn't work you need even MOAR ....  and since MOAR isn't hyperinflationary then surely MOOOOAR would be alright - why not go for 1 trillion PER MONTH instead of per year - if that doesn't get esacpe velocity go for MOAR - 1 trillion PER day

It's all about MOAR. 

 

Sing it Paul!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlJGrIyt-X8

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 03:55 | 4082007 CHX
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Can't you see that reversed H&S pattern developping?

/sarc

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