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Why We Should All Worry About CAT's Earnings

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It's different this time, right... even the CAT CEO found a silver lining of hope for the future (admittedly 5,10, 200 years in the future), but, the sad reality is we have seen exactly this kind of disconnect between CAT's idiocyncratic revenues and world GDP before... and it didn't end well...

 

 

h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer

 

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Wed, 10/23/2013 - 19:53 | 4084589 HedgeAccordingly
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Hard to keep a cat down.. they always land on their feet......

 

? Gary empathizes with Dimon http://hedge.ly/1h9P4Za

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 20:14 | 4084640 Say What Again
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I don't need a tractor.  I have an iPhone.  If I need to move dirt or dig a big hole in the ground, there's an app for that.  If I need to build a road, there's an app for that.

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 20:20 | 4084654 Jumbotron
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Pussies

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 21:16 | 4084787 VD
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today looks helluva lot worse than 2007 as per above; but QE4EVA wasn't in play back then...

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 20:28 | 4084671 0b1knob
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You didn't build that road...

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 21:01 | 4084755 Clowns on Acid
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You didn't build that app...

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 21:07 | 4084769 Ham-bone
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Collapsing revenues.

Margins slipping away.

Sales slowing.

In lieu of real demand, there's Ben Bernanke ready to print to infinity...priceless.

There's nothing QE can't buy, for everything else, there's MOAR QE

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 01:36 | 4085160 TheWord
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You didn't build that healthcare.gov website........Ah, shit!  I knew we forgot something!

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 04:39 | 4085366 Seer
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I experienced HARD reality recently.  I'd broke my tractor!  It's now fixed.  And I still don't have iShit...

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 09:15 | 4085767 csmith
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Ben...get busy, talk with XONE or DDD and PRINT me an 'effing tractor. A D8 preferably...

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 20:40 | 4084698 MisterMousePotato
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Because cats always land on their feet, and buttered bread always lands buttered side down, what happens if you tie a piece of buttered bread (buttered side up) to a cat's back? (And drop the cat?)

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 20:46 | 4084707 Jumbotron
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HAHAHAHAHA !!!!   ROTFLMAO !!!!

I've got 9 cats.....(don't ask, it wasn't my idea).  But I'll let you know how that experiment works out.

First things first.  Do you know a good divorce attorney?   LOL  !

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 21:26 | 4084814 Dadburnitpa
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You're only one cat away from being "the crazy cat dude".

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 22:01 | 4084900 prains
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protein source

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 01:16 | 4085210 snr-moment
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the dude? or the cats?

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 23:50 | 4085118 Jumbotron
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I may go crazy from the cats but i married the crazy cat dudette.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 06:09 | 4085442 StormShadow
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One things's for sure, if a chick owns cats she is crazy, and the more cats the crazier. The upside is "sick in the head, good in bed."

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 22:48 | 4085019 Agent P
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Dude, time to lay off the pot. 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 01:38 | 4085225 TheWord
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Schrodinger's sandwich?

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 19:57 | 4084601 lolmao500
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All good!

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 19:57 | 4084603 kaiserhoff
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Cat = Dr. Copper

Makes sense it would be a leading indicator.  Why does no one care about Amazon's nonexistent earnings, or razor thin margins.  John Neff always said you have to judge a market by its drivers.  Where are the stocks anyone really wants to own?

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 20:03 | 4084619 UP Forester
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Who needs to mine anything anymore?  Just make a computer program, IPO it, and print up moar moneez to get rich!

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 21:11 | 4084777 edb5s
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What does it mean when a market's sole drivers are QE and Carl iCahn tweets?

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 22:53 | 4085026 Agent P
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As of today, Amazon is boosting purchase minimums for free super saver shipping from $25 to $35.  Earnings and margins full steam ahead!!!

/sarc (how do I make the font bigger?)

 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 00:22 | 4085148 El Vaquero
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Yup, makes sense.  As I posted in another thread, a friend of mine builds large mining equipment that generally uses CAT chassis and engines, and I can pretty much tell whether CAT's profits will be up or down based on whether his company has hired people or laid them off.  They laid people off about a month ago.  The reason is simple.  The demand for mining equipment has fallen.  That implies that the demand for raw materials has dropped. 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 01:14 | 4085206 dunce
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It all depends on China, they are the only large economy still capable of real growth. The USA will keep stumbling along until the democrats are dumped in 2016 at the soonest. Then there is no guarantee that the damage can be repaired on any short time frame. There are strong possibilities of major political upheavals before then. Many in the world have long objected to our leading role in world affairs, the usual replacement suggested was the UN. this is highly unlikely. The EU is just as big a joke.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 04:44 | 4085373 Seer
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Me thinks you need to understand the exponential function...  "growth" cannot be sustained, not on a finite planet.  Oh yeah, it's a conspiracy by the "democrats."

China is literally choking on its "growth."  And, well, you can believe what you want coming from China (after all, they're NOT controlled by the "democrats").

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 01:59 | 4085251 Diogenes
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At the end of a bull market you get a garbage market then you get a kids' garbage market. The kind of market where no one over the age of 29 can stand to buy.

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 19:59 | 4084607 CCanuck
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Here Kitty Kitty....reward offered for lost cat.

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 20:02 | 4084614 Cognitive Dissonance
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Looks like it's time for moar QE.

<"Give me a double and leave the bottle." - Wall Street>

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 20:07 | 4084621 lolmao500
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In the bullish news of the day... California might FINALLY about to get their ``big one``... Hopefully it's cascadia and all the Obamabots cities off the coast get wiped out.

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/can-oarfish-predict-earthquakes-maybe-its...

Can oarfish predict earthquakes? Maybe it's not as crazy as it sounds

Finding a giant oarfish washed up on the beach is a rare occurrence, since the fish is a deepwater species that's rarely seen at all. So when a second oarfish was found just five days later, the rumor mill kicked into high gear.

An 18-foot-long (5.5-meter) oarfish carcass discovered on Oct. 13 was considered a once-in-a-lifetime event for beachgoers on Catalina Island off the coast of Southern California. But that event was followed five days later by a second oarfish, measuring 14 feet (4.3 meters), found on a beach in San Diego County.

Now, some are claiming that oarfish washing ashore is a sign that an earthquake will soon follow. Shortly before the 2011 Tohoku earthquake and tsunami struck Japan, about 20 oarfish stranded themselves on beaches in the area, Mark Benfield, a researcher at Louisiana State University, told LiveScience in an earlier interview. 

The oarfish is known in Japan as ryugu no tsukai or "messenger from the sea god's palace," according to the Japan Times. Dozens of the deep-sea denizens were discovered by Japanese fishermen around the time a powerful 8.8-magnitude earthquake struck Chile in March 2010.

Kiyoshi Wadatsumi, a specialist in ecological seismology, told the Japan Times, "Deep-sea fish living near the sea bottom are more sensitive to the movements of active faults than those near the surface of the sea."

 

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 20:53 | 4084731 Jumbotron
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Oh shit.....never heard that one before.   But it has the ring of truth.....along with snakes coming out of dens, dogs and cats going missing in town (look for a spike in Pet Missing ads in papers).

Keep a weather eye out.

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 21:03 | 4084760 Winston Churchill
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Cats ,and dogs missing is more symptomatic of a new Indian curry house.

Yummy.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 00:27 | 4085156 MrSteve
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The ancient Chinese kept crickets in bamboo cages to warn of earthquakes.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 02:02 | 4085254 Diogenes
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Where the hell did they find crickets that speak Chinese?

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 09:05 | 4085738 SystemOfaDrown
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Morse code.

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 22:27 | 4084976 DirkDiggler11
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Lolmao500 :
Great read, thanks for sharing. The theory makes a heck of a lot of sense. More re-enforcement the humans tend to act as the dumbest creatures on earth. .

Long- Nevada desert property near fault lines.
Short - Tofu, bean sprouts, and "I Love LA bumper stickers."

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 22:36 | 4084989 Bobportlandor
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I'm looking for Mexicans heading south by the millions.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 09:03 | 4085730 SystemOfaDrown
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Oar it could be nothing!

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 20:08 | 4084630 Teddy Tenpole
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You know Tyler if we had a dollar of GDP for everytime you said either, "...and we know how that ended" and or, "...and we all know that didn't end well", we'd be hitting escape velocity.

ZH, Home of the Rear View Mirror.

The fucking index has doubled since this last great signal.

 

Just sayin'  :) 

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 20:16 | 4084643 Ness.
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So did CAT's YOY revenues (from -40% to +60%)  World GDP followed.  Just sayin.

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 20:48 | 4084719 Jumbotron
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Revenues in inflated, worthless fiat.  Try again using inflation adjusted dollars.  Either way...it's ugly.

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 20:17 | 4084646 Spitzer
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What is your point ?

Sucks to be sane in an insane world I know....

 

What are you "just sayin" ?

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 20:22 | 4084657 LetThemEatRand
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Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel means you are nearing the end of the tunnel.  That is the message of MSM.  ZH is merely pointing out the very real possibility that it is a train.    I think pretty much everyone and their uncle is on one side of the boat right now.  We all know how that usually ends.  Doh!  Guess it's catching.

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 20:21 | 4084656 FieldingMellish
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Neva'. AMZN/TSLA/NFLX iz da biznis in 2013. CAT be old skool, dog!

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 20:40 | 4084693 Atomizer
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Have a second look at graph. A monkey and tin can take the streets seeking donations.

Just today, the CEO of Caterpillar said that if this American Recovery and Reinvestment Plan is passed, his company would be able to rehire some of the employees they’ve been forced to lay off.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/statement-recovery-and-reinvestment-act-agreement

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 22:31 | 4084985 Bobportlandor
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You think it might pass?

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 00:25 | 4085154 Atomizer
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This was from 2009.

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 22:45 | 4085012 Osmium
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It didn't help because the American Recovery and Reinvestment Plan was for "Shovel Ready" jobs, not CAT ready jobs.  Now if CAT had manufactured a bunch of shovels...

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 21:46 | 4084861 hangemhigh77
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Well I guess that chart means Yellen will be printing like crazy pretty soon.  Guaranteed the S&P will top out at around 20k in a month or so.  This, of course according to Greensuckspan, will help the middle class so they will buy his trash filled book.

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 22:58 | 4085038 JackT
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Can't exactly tell but does each CAT step down since 2010 approximately align with each QE release?

Wed, 10/23/2013 - 23:23 | 4085086 gdogus erectus
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Great. And now we have fucking congress evacuating DC tomorrow on air force jets. Oh wait. Wrong coast.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 03:59 | 4085339 lakecity55
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So, they are all leaving en masse?

Superb FF opportunity!!!

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