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President Obama To Present Ultimatum On Immigration Reform - Live Webcast

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Having seen his "unconditional surrender or default" strategy work over the debt ceiling, we wonder what 'ultimatum' President Obama has up his sleeve to get the Immigration Bill passed...

 

 

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Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:34 | 4086127 El Hosel
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No Bueno

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:49 | 4086214 Yes We Can. But...
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I think I'm about to pass ou.......

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:52 | 4086224 GetZeeGold
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Phase screw you part 2.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:55 | 4086240 johnQpublic
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i'm gonna puke

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:57 | 4086251 pods
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This motherfucker puts old Chucky Schumer to shame for his need for camera adoration.

pods

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:16 | 4086357 economics9698
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Cockroaches like a dirty house.  

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 12:03 | 4086590 fourchan
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just let all the low iq peoples of the world in, we are fucked anyway. thanks two party system.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 12:52 | 4086855 Oracle 911
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The funny fact: cockroaches are cleaner in overall then politicians hands.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 13:16 | 4086997 Meat Hammer
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Let's see..

Shuffles through the statists' playbook...

How do we get people to stop talking about the Obamacare website?  Hmmm....  Oh...here it is.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:57 | 4086252 Peter Pan
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I already have.

The immigration system is not broken. It's their fences that are broken.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 16:06 | 4087772 TBT or not TBT
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And ordering ICE not to enforce the law and suing states that want to enforce the law, and so on...

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:58 | 4086254 Zer0head
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ain't nothing better than a whitehouse.gov embedded flash player automatically depositing it's LSOs and Super Cookies

this is a sample of what just got injected into your computer by the above player

www . whitehouse . gov <settings LSO>  settings.sol   88KB  October-24-13 10:55:22 AM

<default LSO> settings.sol 528KB October-24-13 10:55:22 AM  

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 12:20 | 4086686 Hippocratic Oaf
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MotherFuckingMotherfuckerIsFuckingLateAsFuckingUsual

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:50 | 4086222 Sudden Debt
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If the majority is to lazy to understand what's happening and they vote for the clowns...

well...

than it's just what the people deserve what they get.

America isn't what America was a decade ago. That only exist in the movies anymore.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:18 | 4086369 Kinskian
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When I was a Revolutionary Marxist, we were all in favour of as much immigration as possible.

It wasn’t because we liked immigrants, but because we didn’t like Britain. We saw immigrants — from anywhere — as allies against the staid, settled, conservative society that our country still was at the end of the Sixties.

Also, we liked to feel oh, so superior to the bewildered people  —usually in the poorest parts of Britain - who found their neighbourhoods suddenly transformed into supposedly ‘vibrant communities’.

If they dared to express the mildest objections, we called them bigots.

Revolutionary students didn’t come from such ‘vibrant’ areas (we came, as far as I could tell, mostly from Surrey and the nicer parts of London).

We might live in ‘vibrant’ places for a few (usually squalid) years, amid unmown lawns and overflowing dustbins.

But we did so as irresponsible, childless transients — not as homeowners, or as parents of school-age children, or as old people hoping for a bit of serenity at the ends of their lives.

When we graduated and began to earn serious money, we generally headed for expensive London enclaves and became extremely choosy about where our children went to school, a choice we happily denied the urban poor, the ones we sneered at as ‘racists’.

What did we know, or care, of the great silent revolution which even then was beginning to transform the lives of the British poor?

To us, it meant patriotism and tradition could always be derided as ‘racist’.

I have learned since what a spiteful, self-righteous, snobbish and arrogant person I was (and most of my revolutionary comrades were, too)

I have seen places that I knew and felt at home in, changed completely in a few short years.

I have imagined what it might be like to have grown old while stranded in shabby, narrow streets where my neighbours spoke a different language and I gradually found myself becoming a lonely, shaky voiced stranger in a world I once knew, but which no longer knew me.

I have felt deeply, hopelessly sorry that I did and said nothing in defence of those whose lives were turned upside down, without their ever being asked, and who were warned very clearly that, if they complained, they would be despised outcasts.

Peter Hitchens quoted by Alex Kurtagic

http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2013/10/ralph-miliband-was-not-unique/

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:31 | 4086435 Yes We Can. But...
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So Hitchens saw the light - why not Obama and his comrades?

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 12:07 | 4086609 fourchan
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for them a destroyed america is job security.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 16:12 | 4087806 TBT or not TBT
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For Obama it is ALL, an end in itself. Getting power was a means to end America and take down the west. The democrat party and the useful idiots along the way, he could give a shit about, black Americans right down at the very bottom of that list.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 12:11 | 4086633 NIHILIST CIPHER
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BUCK OFAMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:47 | 4086194 PartysOver
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Wait for it.  Wait for it..........

 

 

Boehner Caves!  Boehner Caves.  Boehner Caves.

 

Not his is not a repeat from a few weeks ago.  This one is new, fresh and exciting.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 13:35 | 4087083 Clayton Bigsby
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Fuck you obama

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:34 | 4086128 moonman
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We need to start issuing ultimatumss to this asshat.

Do your fucking job.

Eat shit

Fire someone

Quit

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:36 | 4086140 linniepar
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Show me your papers or else!

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:52 | 4086231 Sudden Debt
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no need for papers... can you just move a bit closer so I can scan your chip?

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:58 | 4086260 Confused
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Make no mistake. This is part of the new immigration policy. With all the spying, scanning nonsense, this is just to help the Global spy network. 

 

1984 is nothing compared to what is coming. 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:04 | 4086296 Zer0head
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what is coming is difficult to appreciate

here is an obscure news release from late yesterday and there are hundreds of this type of thing but this one is quite interesting as it does not require that its target be hooked up to the grid  - ostensibly for consumer/advertising it is easily adaptable to cctv

next time you wander into the local big box the cctv designed for discouraging shoplifting are now being re-purposed with facial recognition technology

 

http://www.bizjournals.com/sanfrancisco/blog/2013/10/prism-skylabs-intel...

 

 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:21 | 4086375 Confused
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I also seem to remember a Swiss company, some years ago, creating a program that was being used to analyze and "predict" a targets movements/decisions. They were testing it using a basketball game to determine how accurate it could be. An interesting way of testing such a program, as we all know the game is fast and constantly evolving. But by all accounts it was a "success." Now, what on earth would be the purpose for something like this, I wonder? 

 

Agreed. We cannot, as of yet, fully appreciate what is coming. But we do know it will not be fun. Thanks for the link. 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 15:38 | 4087668 rustymason
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If you see something, say something. If you see your business spying on people, then get the word out somehow.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:07 | 4086316 Billy Sol Estes
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They already did a test run for that in Ciudad de Mexico del Norte (San Antonio) school districts.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:55 | 4086241 Peter Pan
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As someone who is not a US citizen I find the habit of "littering" the background at press conferences with happy clappers, smiling like buffoons quite ridiculous.

 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:06 | 4086311 aardvarkk
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Really?  As Americans, most of us who are not on the ChoomWagon find it offensive and disgusting as well.  But apparently it works well in the polls or something, otherwise they wouldn't do it.  These assclowns NEVER put out effort unless it's to hurt their political opponents or else it has somehow been proven to help their case for further fleecing the population, usually in internal polling.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:35 | 4086133 Bobbyrib
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After the Republicans chickened out on the budget and debt ceiling hike debates, he is going all in again to accomplish another goal..that will ruin the country.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:47 | 4086193 CaptainObvious
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He already ruined the country with Obammycare and the ruinous deficit.  This immigration ultimatum is just Obammy taking out his cock and pissing on the burnt and mutilated corpse.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:01 | 4086272 Randoom Thought
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What evidence do you have that would acually lead you to believe that he has a cock?

He has no birth certificate. His SS number is fake. His entire history is a lie. Just because he was a gay bathhose member, does not necessarily mean he has a cock. 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:49 | 4086212 pods
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I hope he draws a red line in the sand.

Then months from now we can all tell him "You didn't draw that!"

pods

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 14:35 | 4087353 starfcker
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Let's face it. this is the big one. if anything like this passes, the damage will be massive and hard to reverse. money printing makes the gigantic welfare state possible, 50 million new soldiers in the FSA make money printing permanent. i ask libs all the time, 'what part of living in a ghetto is so appealing that you wish it on everybody?' they never really answer, those lib dogmas are really baked in. liberalism really is a mental disorder

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:35 | 4086139 Seize Mars
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Here's an ultimatum, fuckface.
"Nuts to you."

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:36 | 4086143 LawsofPhysics
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Hypocrite/puppet.  Guess those tea baggers should have held firm on their ultimatum on the debt ceiling after all...

Moar kabuki theater while the dollar dies...

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:54 | 4086236 pods
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Yeah, but you know the drill.  The debt will go up until people say NIET on accepting the FRN.

Assimilating a couple dozen million of non-credit maxed out people goes a long way in that regard.  Much faster than waiting for us to breed.

pods

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 12:46 | 4086835 Real Estate Geek
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-Red arrow solely for the pejorative.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:36 | 4086145 Grande Tetons
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Immigration? People still want to come to the USA. 

Maybe that wall they are building down south is to keep Americans IN. 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:50 | 4086225 HelluvaEngineer
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Just like the FEMA camps, the razor wire faces inwards.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:11 | 4086332 aardvarkk
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I read somewhere recently that net immigration from Mexico had sunk to zero.  Responsible, skilled, concerned, hard-working people who can afford it are exiting at an equal or greater rate than unskilled people looking for freebies are entering.

I'm sure this will end well.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:36 | 4086147 rbg81
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So, let me get this straight:  we have over 20% real unemployment, record deficits and the solution is to invite in more unskilled labor?  Not only that, but unskilled labor who will require billions of $$ more in social services?  But, of course, they will be reliable Democratic clients, er...voters, so its all good.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:40 | 4086165 robochess
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certainly following the Marxist script. I've even run out of negative superlatives to hang on this dork that's destroying and dividing this country as fast and as best he knows how... AND HE DOES KNOW HOW.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:48 | 4086215 Everybodys All ...
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He's following the script of Saul Alynski's "Rules for Radicals" to a tee. The plan is to overload the systems to make them crash, whether it's healthcare, dollar, or immigration. Pure evil.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:02 | 4086238 Yes We Can. But...
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make the systems crash, and then what?

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:03 | 4086297 Everybodys All ...
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Marxist rule. Read the book.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:05 | 4086302 GetZeeGold
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make the systems crash, and then what?

 

Not sure....something about lucifer.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:09 | 4086323 Everybodys All ...
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Exactly. The book in fact is dedicated to Lucifer. Pure evil.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 16:23 | 4087856 TBT or not TBT
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Coward and Piven plan, using Alinsky rules to get power and destroy those obstructing the way.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:49 | 4086218 Jethro
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He's as much a "uniter" as Abraham Lincoln.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:19 | 4086371 Yes We Can. But...
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Hold it.  Lincoln prevented states from successfully seceding.  Obama is succeeding in driving states to move to secede.

Most historians hold Lincoln in high regard.  Most historians will hold Obama in ...

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:38 | 4086465 Meatier Shower
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.... a specimen jar.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:42 | 4086486 Balanced Integer
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I won't speak for all historians. But I certainly hold Lincoln in high regard. (Which should be good for a few junks. It's okay, I understand.)

Obama? ROFL! His entire administration has been a dog's breakfast, and its' telling that the Republicans have been able to generate zero traction to put the brakes on the bastard since 2010. (The Obama about-face on extending the Bush tax cuts)

I certainly took note of the House of Saud's expression of displeasure with Obama this week. If they were to go "full retard" and drop the dollar's oil backing...the result on America's standard of living might finally pierce Obama's teflon armor in a serious way.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:57 | 4086555 El Vaquero
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Serious way?  If the dollar goes down, that's an understatement.  If Bandar's rumbling really is serious, I'm almost surprised that there isn't a carrier group on its way to the Persian Gulf with a very quite message of "If the dollar goes down, so do you" and a very public message of "You've been supporting Al Quaeda." 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 12:11 | 4086631 Dull Care
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I would say Lincoln is somewat responsible for the current situation. There would be no oppressive welfare/warfare/police state had the South won, at least to the extent we have now. Secession would be a legit idea.

I would say Dishonest Abe was eery bit the disaster Soetoro has been.

Without Lincoln you wouldn't have had Wilson. Without Wilson you wouldn't have had FDR. Without FDR you wouldn't have had LBJ. Without LBJ you couldn't have Obama. I can't wait to see the next Jacobin.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:44 | 4086184 jay28elle
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Yep, that's right... as the rest of the progressive communitiy and the main stream media have been saying over and over... serious immigration reform will lower unemployment, raise the average skill levels, and reduce etitlements and deficit spending.  And because the progs and MSM have been repeating over and over you know it must be true.

11 to 17 million illegals will, at some point, become legal, bonefid US citizens, and apparently without being tried for their crimes committed entering and living in this country illegally.

Maybe Obama will give them all govt jobs.  That seems to be where the majority of corruption and criminals work.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:54 | 4086239 rbg81
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Jobs?  I doubt it.  But he will put them on the dole--much easier to control that way.  Eventually, when the interest payment exceeds revenue, the system will collapse and the Obama's successor will declare martial law to ensure that the EBT cards still work.  At that point, there will be radical tax increases on the remaining slaves, er.....producers.  The Constitution will be utterly shredded to ensure the survival of the Entitlement state...really the temporary survival.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:04 | 4086300 Confused
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Which immigrants are we talking about specifically? Because he made mention of University students forced to go home. I know many Europeans that fit into that category. 

 

But my intuition tells me that is not who he has in mind. My intuition, and the faces in the crowd. 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:10 | 4086330 Zer0head
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based on the last amnesty if you meet the criteria then even a pale faced brick layer from Saskatoon working/living illegally in Texas will qualify, and for that matter a hungarian hooker working in Vegas it's the same deal...

 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:15 | 4086345 Confused
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Yes, but he specifically mentioned University students forced to leave. FORCED to LEAVE. So his spiel about innovation and blah blah blah is just another turd in the bowl of lies. So this plan does nothing in that case. We both know that those aren't the ones he is looking to help. 

 

But I get your point. My brain just hurts while his mouth is moving. Like the teacher from Charlie Brown cartoons. 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:51 | 4086229 duo
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we need 27 year-old Mexicans to pay into Obamacare at $300/month ($600/mo for family coverage).

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:59 | 4086270 CaptainObvious
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You're fooling yourself if you think 27-year-old Mexicans will be paying in to Obammycare.  They'll be the ones sucking up all the subsidy money.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:12 | 4086341 duo
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I forgot the </sarc>

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:01 | 4086283 Oldwood
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How do you say "waivers" in Spanish?

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:10 | 4086329 CaptainObvious
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"mierda gratuito"

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:50 | 4086519 QQQBall
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yeah - with 3 baby mamas. He might pay 3 hundo, but the nany mamas and kids ride free. My ex BIL in Mexico has 13 out of wedlock kids. 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:36 | 4086148 jay28elle
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Mr. Clueless himself.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:37 | 4086149 Bosch
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Still 3 more years of this intolerable shit.  

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:02 | 4086291 Peter Pan
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Not if the world stops accepting dollars.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 12:05 | 4086604 El Vaquero
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I would say "one can only hope," but I know that means a very dark period will be in store for us.  It's not something that I look forward to, but it is something that I would like to be done with.

 

On the brighter side, if the dollar goes boom, the ability of the NSA to operate will likely be seriously diminished. 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:37 | 4086151 Hedgetard55
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Pakalolo on CPT again.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:37 | 4086152 robochess
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maybe, just maybe, the youth and hollywood that voted this ambulance chasing lawyer into office with Soro's money should start taking the heat for what they have wrought.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:58 | 4086258 Herd Redirectio...
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LOL, blame Diebold, not kids who were lied to and brainwashed.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:38 | 4086157 Ms. Erable
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Didn't TOTUS already get immigration reform when he unilaterally ordered the non-enforcement of existing border, deportation, and immigration laws?

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:43 | 4086179 Bobbyrib
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With the crackdowns on the fraud in the entitlements sector, he probably wants to make it legit for more parasites.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:51 | 4086227 CaptainObvious
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Pretty much, yes.  Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the President the head of the executive branch of the gubmint?  And isn't the job of the executive branch of the gubmint to enforce the laws that the legislative branch passes?  C'mon, Obomber, this is fucking third-grade social studies material, for fuck's sake.  Do your goddamn job.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 16:30 | 4087886 TBT or not TBT
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By not fathfully enforcing the laws, which is clearly and plainly impeachable. Only the dem party and MSM and Hollywood in the way.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:39 | 4086159 ShrNfr
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HIjo de puta.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:47 | 4086185 Jethro
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Que? Señor Obama estan la puta de Wookie y bankster.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:41 | 4086160 Everybodys All ...
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Will the Rose Garden be staged properly replete with "illegals"?

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:42 | 4086176 Ms. Erable
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The White House needs gardeners too, ya know.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:05 | 4086307 Peter Pan
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How about a cotton field on the White House front lawn?

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:44 | 4086183 superflex
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Maybe one can give birth and Obammy can deliver the cute fucker.

I'm sure the media already has the bio of this illegal with the horrors of their past included.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:54 | 4086235 CaptainObvious
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I'm making book that the row of commoners behind Oblamer for this speech will be comprised of "undocumented workers".  I'll give you five-to-one odds that one of them faints from the anguish of being denied amnesty midway through the speech and Obammy turns to her and says "I've got you!".

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:39 | 4086164 Seize Mars
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It just keeps getting worse and worse

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:07 | 4086312 Peter Pan
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it's only getting worse and worse because people are becoming stupider and stupider.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:41 | 4086172 Dr. Engali
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Can we get this show started? How much more is the American public going to take from this fucker?

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:42 | 4086178 Bosch
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Quite a bit unfortunately. 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:46 | 4086190 g'kar
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Show any weakness and he doubles down. Sound like any other group we know?

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 10:22 | 4089921 Milestones
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On this issue at least; you  and I paint with the same brush.                Milestones

Fri, 10/25/2013 - 10:22 | 4089922 Milestones
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On this issue at least; you  and I paint with the same brush.                Milestones

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:42 | 4086173 superflex
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"Moar Free Shit"!

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:42 | 4086174 GolfHatesMe
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I thought this was scheduled for Cinco De Quatro

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:44 | 4086182 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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I know this guy can count to at least 18 ....

So he should be able to tell time, right?

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:55 | 4086244 CaptainObvious
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He can count all the way up to 57, thank you very much.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:45 | 4086188 Bosch
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Between the nightmare of ACA & the fiasco of the NSA bugging.... 

 

TIME TO DAZZLE THEM WITH SOME MORE BULLSHIT. 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:46 | 4086189 ebworthen
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What is the value of citizenship if it is given away?

Not that being a U.S. citizen is that great, seeing as The Constitution has been shredded and we live under a bankster/crony capitalist cabal of parasites, but still - does giving it away for no allegiance or sacrifice make it more or less valuable?

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:56 | 4086247 CaptainObvious
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+1776

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:49 | 4086514 James-Morrison
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You can check out but you can never leave.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:45 | 4086191 Randoom Thought
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At some point people, not just regular Joes and Janes; but also the media, the defense industry, the corporate oligarchs, Wall Street, the secert societies, the religeous, academia and the spy agencies are ALL going to realize that their lives and the lives of their progeny will be worse on the curent path and another ... non-Obomber path.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:46 | 4086192 1000yrdstare
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Obama needs to find some heavy set Mexican woman that can faint on queue first...

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:47 | 4086197 superflex
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The ogre dressed in bright blue just might give live birth during his speech.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:47 | 4086199 robochess
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WHO knows the number of days in this jerkoff's presidency that he WAS NOT on TV? What, maybe 3 days?

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:57 | 4086253 CaptainObvious
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That's very easy to determine...just check his golf schedule.  If he was not on the course, he was discoursing on TV.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:47 | 4086200 1000yrdstare
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cool, I see one in the front row!!!!

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:47 | 4086201 Dr. Engali
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El Presidente for Life Obama To Present Ultimatum On Immigration Reform - Live Webcast

 

 

There fixed that for you Tyler.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:48 | 4086204 Bosch
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Look more fat bitches, 0bama must like the chubby mamis. 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:48 | 4086205 djsmps
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Who in his entourage will faint today?

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:49 | 4086208 ebworthen
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Oh Jesus Christ, what a rogue's gallery of prop people behind him.

Looks like he's pushing the Muslim theme.

At the least the brown theme.

Can't believe this shit.

He cares, um-hum.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:01 | 4086280 Yes We Can. But...
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I'm guessing there is a cubicle in this WH that is occupied by a full-time casting director.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:17 | 4086363 CaptainObvious
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You'd be guessing incorrectly.  The casting is done by a Canadian company who outsources to India.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:21 | 4086381 Yes We Can. But...
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In any case, this administration has been good to the Screen Actors' Guild...

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:02 | 4086295 Billy Sol Estes
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mmm mmm mmm, Barack Hussein Obama

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:49 | 4086210 gwar5
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Obama: "If you like your immigration status, you can keep it... or you can become an American citizenship by simply logging on to our new government website."

 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:15 | 4086354 krispkritter
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Giving them a website from this Administration would be the only thing that slows them down.  If we can get them to register for O(who)Cares AND citizenship separately, they might die of old age or just give up and go back to Mehico before they can finish...

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:53 | 4086542 Balanced Integer
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Wish I could upvote this hilarious comment more than once. You might be on to something.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:48 | 4086216 Bosch
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Oh look he brought Biden, so this doubles as a 7-11 job fair? 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:57 | 4086257 Jethro
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7-11 has hiring standards. Biden and Obama aren't qualified (nor should he trusted) to run a cash register.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:50 | 4086223 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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WE NEED MORE HANDOUTS TO BUY MORE VOTES so that we can abolish the constitution and create a bolshevik heaven.

Amen brother.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:52 | 4086228 praps
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Why are those people standing around him?

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:57 | 4086256 ebworthen
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They're like mannequins, but doing it voluntarily.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:53 | 4086233 Dr. Engali
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Democrats are dumber than fuck. Sure they will get more votes from this, but all the extra supply of labor will just squeeze wages even further. 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:00 | 4086277 Everybodys All ...
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Dumb? They dont care about jobs or wages. The idea is for them to continually get elected. It's that simple Doc.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:03 | 4086298 Bosch
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Exactly

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:15 | 4086358 Dr. Engali
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I'm talking about the typical democrat voter who will support this shit when iit goes against their best interests.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:27 | 4086415 Everybodys All ...
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I agree Doc but big business is driving this law because of the cheaper labor even though the Democrat Party is supposedly for the "little guy".

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 16:55 | 4087970 TBT or not TBT
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What does Zuckerberg want it for then? Typical illegals can't code.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:28 | 4086421 CaptainObvious
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The typical voter can't even identify what's in their best interests.  That's why we have politicians, to tell them what their best interests are.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 14:12 | 4087212 Clark Bent
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I saw a stat the other day to the effect that about a third of those polled thought O-care had been repealed. I'm thinking of taking up a hroin habit so I can join this group. They must be full of hope unlike the sober. 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:00 | 4086248 CHX
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Would have loved to see one of them fluffers about to pass out. 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:56 | 4086249 ebworthen
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So CNBC doesn't show the POTUS immigration show, and is now running a piece on Bitcoin:

"Is Bitcoin the currency of criminals?"

No, the Dollar is!

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:11 | 4086333 Confused
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Wait, this wasn't broadcast on TV in the US? Please tell me that isn't true? 

 

I don't really know anyone (including "liberal" friends) who support this idea. So when he was waxing about the "majority of Americans support...." blah blah blah blah lie lie lie lie......I imagine people seeing this were a bit confused. But if it didn't air on TV, that is a different story. 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:57 | 4086255 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Potus counts "1" with is thumb.

Distinctly European mannerism.

Remember scene from the movie "Inglorious Bastards"?

 

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:01 | 4086273 ebworthen
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Starting with your thumb makes it harder for you to get that middle finger extended, try it.

He doesn't want you to know that his real message to legal citizens is "Fuck You".

And yes...enjoyed that movie...when do we kill the Nazi's in .gov?

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:58 | 4086261 bearish1
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BARF BAGS!!! GET YER BARF BAGS HERE!!!!

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:58 | 4086262 Billy Sol Estes
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Subcutaneous rfid chips all around then, eh?

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:24 | 4086403 Yes We Can. But...
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Average American:  Uh, yeah, I'm OK with a slave chip if it makes me safe, but subcutaneous - is it gonna hurt?

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:58 | 4086263 Everybodys All ...
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I got an idea. Lets build that fence and put all of those people in Washington on the otherside.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:01 | 4086279 Billy Sol Estes
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And that fence will be built around the summit of an active volcano.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:26 | 4086408 Yes We Can. But...
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underwater would be faster acting...

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 16:58 | 4087979 TBT or not TBT
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With sharks, with frikken lasers.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:59 | 4086266 Dr. Engali
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Still fucking campaigning. I hate this motherfucker with a passion.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:33 | 4086443 RSloane
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I'm usually able to maintain emotional distance from a political figure, but I'm with you Doc, he's reprehensible.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:46 | 4086503 Dr. Engali
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I have never had a politician get under my skin like this guy. I've always been able to just shrug my shoulders and forget about them. I think it's because of the continous out right lies that the media lets him get away with.

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:59 | 4086267 Billy Sol Estes
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Keep clapping! Keep clapping! A little more, come on now, keep clapping. Clap some more. Don't stop! Clap you fools, clap!

Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:03 | 4086294 CaptainObvious
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They originally wanted the line of commoners behind Obammy to be trained circus seals, but PETA put a stop to that.

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