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Hitler Finds Out About The Obamacare Exchange Problems
"...There's only one thing left to do now, gentlemen... Let's find a way to blame Bush."

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genius
Sheer genius.
My mother works at an OB-GYN and there is this new program that started on Oct 1 called Wellcentive. I tried to find out info on it online but didnt find much. This is what my mom said. Their office has to turn over EVERYTHING to .gov. Your name, your prescriptions, your records. Everything. This is mandated by some law. Her office does not accept Obamacare so its not just related to that. It sounds like its all health professionals have to do this. The doctors hate this, and the patients dont know. Be careful ZHers.
I got too much Negro Fatigue to find this funny. All about the FSA with this EHM they call a President.
Well it is actually some funny shit, so I will lighten up till it is time to fight...
Wait until Hitler finds out the truth!
First Rule of Bankruptcy: When faced with certain Bankruptcy and subsequent Liquidation of assets, transfer all good assets and equity into a newly created entity, and hang the creditors with the toxic assets and debt of the old.
China’s Bretton coup d'état: http://twoshortplanksunplugged.blogspot.com.au/2013/10/chinas-bretton-coup-detat.html
super old concept is super old and played OUT.
rib splitting funny.
+1 for Supreme Leader Jarrett. Tits on!
Das ist ausgeseitnet.
Means I liked it...alot.
Y'all take care now..
Über sie toppen maken iche laughen til sie ribbentropp ist hurten!
Means "is so funny Boris is laugh until side is to ache"
The second known casualty of Obama's website is a young womans smiling face...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/27/obamacare-website-woman_n_4168061.html
...she just disappeared.
The first casualty was another woman, a mother of two in fact, who answered peoples questions on the 1-800-FUCKYO line, she was fired for being honest.
This must be the War on Women I've heard so much about ;-)
MUST SEE! OptOut.org "ScaryCare" advertizement video : "Don't get scared into signing up for Obamacare"
http://optout.org/scarycare/
Ist das nicht der Fuher niedlich, wenn er so wütend wird?
Obamacare has it's own Hitler bunker video.....I guess it's official now!
Yup.
This one may well be the best of the lot.
Meanwhile, back in Sibelius' control room, orders go out for more cheese and mice to complete this tech-surge...
Die katze ist aus dem baggenschtruddel.
(mean "truth is expose")
Its like that book of Lenin, Stalin wheret bad airbrush was done to photos to disapear soviets from official photos.
The horror! She's probably been sent to a condo in Austin to live out her life amongst Texans. ( American lib idea of an American Siberia )
My mother works at an OB-GYN and there is this new program that started on Oct 1 called Wellcentive. I tried to find out info on it online but didnt find much. This is what my mom said. Their office has to turn over EVERYTHING to .gov. Your name, your prescriptions, your records. Everything. This is mandated by some law. Her office does not accept Obamacare so its not just related to that. It sounds like its all health professionals have to do this. The doctors hate this, and the patients dont know. Be careful ZHers.
"My mother ... my mom said .."
Teenage mutant trolls.
They don't accept Obamacare?
Obamacare is a mandate to buy private insurance, there is no "obamacare"
Fuckin paranoid whackjobs really.
Stupid video too.
Each doctor's office signs contracts with the various insurance carriers. Many of the exchange plans are by insurance companies requiring unique contracts. In my part of Washington, Regence has existing contracts that probably work but they stayed out of the exchanges. However Primera and this Bridge ... are new to the state and do not have contracts in their service area yet.
1-800-FUCKYO Obama!
You too Valerie-and that skank Yellen!
"and that skank Yellen!"
Indeed.
Guess that's the best the Federal Reserve Ponzi Bank can come up with.
Maybe put a bag over her head durring the FOMC
Ah, slutty college co-eds and abortofacients, per chance to dream!
You are pure evil!
The Democrat congresswoman on Face the Nation this morning caught herself in mid-sentence when she said the ACA would "give everyone access to health ca....health insurance". You will not hear "health care" uttered by the administration. You watch.
Care isn't included in this, just fees and taxes. Maybe we can get Canada in our network.
"Maybe we can get Canada in our network"
Mexico and South America.
South Ameriica, Canada, USA and Mexico.
SCUM care.
FY Yogi
We Canadians have the same problem as you Americans -- all the worthless jerks trying to cross our southern border to get free stuff!
And the First Nations have the same problem you Canadians have.
Funny, inuit?
At least the Canadians that cross your southern border seeking healthcare are willing to pay for what they can't get in Canada.
a double
They will provide health"insurance" that you pay their fascist partners for but health"care," that's a whole 'nother matter. LOL
Is it time for the guillotines yet?!
Sidenote: Grew up in the military and was in for a few years. The big promise was ALWAYS free healthcare for life if you became a 'lifer' and retired in the military. My dad did over 30 years only to see them change 'free for life' into pay for insurance (CHAMPUS/Tricare). He now pays over $400 a month for 'free for life' healthcare plus escalating prescription costs. My point: they don't even keep their promises to those they owe their positions of power too. LOL
Side-sidenote: The other day we were discussing how they have reneged on their promises to him and the rest of the vets. He suspected that they would soon force the vets into Obama'insurance.' We then immediately discovered that they, as of October 1st. have moved vet heath 'insurance' (Tricare) over to a 'new' agency. Anyone that knows how the criminals of government work will know that that ain't good. Looks like the vets will be getting an Obama'insurance' enema next year.
And all of that has to be followed with this: "If one wants to know what government can do for them, they only need to visit a vet hospital, prison and a ghetto."
That's good to know. Best not to get my hopes up and get disapointed.
At least I won't be alone when I get pissed off in a few years...
Shocked, shocked...
It's all bush's fault-WMD (whitehouse man of deception...)
Mr. WMD, Er. Mr. President Bush, it's all your fault.... pronounced by Obama.
Wait, wasn't Obama also WMD.....Said, insouciantly and quietly, by Bush.
The dialogue is priceless and RIGHT ON. LOLOLOLOLOLOL. This needs to go viral.
Obama voters don't do subtitles.
They don't do logic either.
I Think it's the reading. Damn Germans speak so fast :-)
Or subtleties
or basic math
I am about 5 beers in...And I posted this directly onto the Obama Facebook Website....If you have the time.....Read through the comments, people are so pissed, and you can spot the Obama paid trolls instantly....YES..I am on the list....see you guys in the Fema Camp.
https://www.facebook.com/Healthcare.gov
you sir are a gem. and thanks for the link and spit beer i was only 3 beers in when i got to fb
Thanks, good stuff.
Reading the comments is very entertaining.
The .gov inserts in-between most people saying this is a disaster is propaganda in action.
Sad part being most of the commentators are still lost in the left/right debate, not realizing both parties colluded to enrich the insurance companies and corporate care hospitals.
That is one of the best "Hitler" videos in a while:) Now we have the company from India to fix things, as QSSI on the SEC listings for United Healthcare shows domicile: India so how much work was sent overseas to code and how much of that was "really"needed I ask..
Then today the Verizon data center goes down, the first problem that was NOT the government's fault, although the White House did call Verizon in a few days ago to increase the bandwidth. Government contractors don't usually like to engineer readily available components from commercial software companies like Oracle...and you can read where I am questioning that...as I am asking how much code was sent off to India and what technologies were used all the way around, and Rep Issa is asking for a list and normally with much he says but this time he's right in wanting to know all the software components that went into the project...
I have links to the United SEC pages of subsidiaries...all 15 of them..take a look and see what you think and I wonder about those in the Netherlands too as a lot of companies use that country for offices that end up being transaction locations and you know what those are and I don't know if that is true or not here but there are some of those locations on the sub list.
http://ducknetweb.blogspot.com/2013/10/india-technology-to-fix-us.html
In the near future, the US gov't will find it cheaper to ship sick americans abroad for "healthcare".
The more you donate to the dems, the more "westernized" the country you get farmed out to.
And that video was posted 11 days ago ... things have gotten quite a bit worse since.
I am going straight to hell if I keep laughing out loud at these Hitler videos on the world weird web. Hitler bad. O'bomba good.
Hitler bad. Queen Elizabeth good. People bad. Banks good. Must keep reminding myself of the new world order...same as the old world order, only this time with a smiley face.
I love these.
"Ford sold more Pintos than have enrolled in Obamacare, AFTER people learned they were DEATHTRAPS!"
LMAO
Yeah, that line cracked me up too. Got to admire the comic talent that puts these spoofs on the net, and the ZH editors for fine comic selectiion. ZH is wicked smaht.
This was just a plain HOOT! I got ramen EVERYWHERE...FFS!!!!
Hitler was a fan of Obamacare? Wow he really was a bad man.
LULZ...
"...the website suffered yet another setback.
A component of the online system that has been working relatively well experienced an outage Sunday. The federal data services hub, a conduit for verifying the personal information of people applying for benefits under the law, went down in a failure that was blamed on an outside contractor, Terremark."
Obamacare: When Socialism goes National
I actually don't think the implementation of Obamacare is a disaster; chit happens, IT projects don't work, combining all those legacy systems together was a moon shot.
Its going to be the coming days, and weeks, and months, and consulting fees, and prevarication, and lies, and over runs, and shilly shally mistatements, and abuse of critics, and abuse of participants, and crony capitalism fees, and ridiculous (and hidden) salaries, and opposed FOI requests, and the whole scream torrent of .gov BS that will come out of this. THAT will be a disaster.
So...you're saying that we will continue hearing about this story...forever? *twitch*
*twitch*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQeemc8VoC4
Nice to hear a voice of reason here, Pash.
I mean, it's not like anyone ever put together a password protected internet sign up thing before.
I disagree, Obamacare is not the laughing stock of this clown's administration, If I had to pin it on any one point I would say it was his fictional slaying of Osama Bin Laden.
Obama is an absolute fraud of a man, I hope his whole legacy goes up in ashes. If it didn't I'm not sure what would be funnier.
Well you can tell ev'ryone I'm a down disgrace
Drag my name all over the place.
I don't care anymore.
You can tell ev'rybody 'bout the state I'm in
You won't catch me crying 'cos I just can't win.
I don't care anymore I don't care anymore
I don't care what you say
I don't play the same games you play.
'Cos I've been talking to the people that you call your friends
And it seems to me there's a means to and end.
They don't care anymore.
And as for me I can sit here and bide my time
I got nothing to lose if I speak my mind.
I don't care anymore I don't care no more
I don't care what you say
We never played by the same rules anyway.
I won't be there anymore
Get out of my way
Let me by
I got better things to do with my time
I don't care anymore I don't care anymore
I don't care anymore I don't care anymore
This 'Hitler' video was funny as hell, though nothing about Obama'surance is. The Pinto thing has me just about passing out with laughter. (JAPOWL)
The "Louisiana Purchase" - ROTFL!!
That's what it was called at the time by some wag at The National Review, I think it was. Hard to say, it spread so fast.
At this point, Hitler would be an improvement....he wasn't out to kill everone. Hitler slaughtered somewhere around 11 million. By the time Obonzo and Supreme Leader Jarrett are done with us we'll be LUCKY if we have 11 million Merikans left.
Pretty funny.
Here is a great interview done by good ol Greg Hunter featuring the fine truths of a woman that has more hair than most lace waring men in America. Catherine Austin Fitts tells it like it is and holds no barrs when it comes to laying it all down so well. No whiners here.
When the foreign troops come to invade America along with the american fema soldier traitors to the country and Law of the Land, the country will fall like a bunch of lack-toast mambi-pambi-bambies all frightened like those chicken shirts in boston were that laid down and let the thugs terrorize them searching for a patsy kid during the ginormous false flag event drama-traumatizing for control and conditioning of the chicken shirt minds of said, mambi-pambi-bambies.:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gssxv35TA-8
paging liz fowler...ms fowler please contact us immediately!
Obama, Bush, Clinton, etc., etc...Muppet Puppets who all draw from the same wells.
Zerohedge doesn't care about Jews either.
Hard to believe they would stoop low enough to portray Obama as Hitler.
I guess this reveals the depths of anti-semitism this place is really all about.
Maybe you could make a video where Detroit is just like Asuhwitz, except have all the black folks wearing stars, and you could all laugh about that too.
racist bitchez.
Are you also offended when they run stories about Egyptians?
I like the juice
Why does Obama hate minority women?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/27/obamacare-website-woman_n_4168061.html
Hitler is the one who should be offended.
The video doesn't portray Obama as Hitler at all! It;s showing how Hitler would react to such ineptitude as we have with Obamacare.
I'd rather it be a video showing how STALIN would react to a failure like Obamacare by executing all the officers in charge of it!
The above video should be edited to have Hitler saying something to that effect when he mentions Stalin.
BTW, you do know the Arabs (as in Muslims) were ALLIES OF THE THIRD REICH!? Look up "Grand Mufti" sometime.
re: BTW, you do know the Arabs (as in Muslims) were ALLIES OF THE THIRD REICH!? Look up "Grand Mufti" sometime.
So was the Zionist leadership of that era. Look that up...
Quote from: The Zionist-Nazi Collaboration
Forget it.
Jballz is taking obtuse lessons at his local Community College. Apparently,one can still get a quality education without going bankrupt.
I predict a sterling career in govt. administration.
OK then...
LOL
JBALLZ They did make a video about blacks in Detroit that looks as bad as Aushwitz, it's called DETROIPIA. Obama is not a jew............guess you never had a nasty crack about Bush when he was in office. Maybe you are a troll.
So the latest lib talking point is that Obamacare is really a repub idea and was deployed as RomneyCare in Massachusetts by the repub gov.
I don't really understand this talking point because it shows that RomneyCare was successfully launched by a business type failure but when the community organizer attempts to steal this idea, he can't get it to work.
Does this mean the libs will be asking Romney to run again and vote for him so he can properly deploy ObamaCare???
1.7 BILLION WENT TO MICHELE OBAMA’S FRIEND’S COMPANY FOR SANDY RELIEF http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIbDORDMJTY
MICHELE OBAMA’S CLASSMATE ALSO GOT NO-BID CONTRACT TO BUILD OBAMACARE WEBSITE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcA2mjvRPRU
"Yes, this is a better arrangement comrades, more just."
Dr. Zhivago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq__Z-Z_Ofs
In the world of Obamacare
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Long live the Hitler dub!
I can't visit here without this web site crashing IE 5, 6, 7 or more times within minutes. This happens on my home and work computers. What the fuck is the problem? Too many scripts running? Too many ads? Too many popups?
MSFt is the problem, and people that keep buying that crap.