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Hitler Finds Out About The Obamacare Exchange Problems

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"...There's only one thing left to do now, gentlemen... Let's find a way to blame Bush."

 

 

 

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Sun, 10/27/2013 - 22:46 | 4096633 pashley1411
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genius

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 22:58 | 4096656 g'kar
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Sheer  genius.

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 23:23 | 4096685 FuzzyDunlop21
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My mother works at an OB-GYN and there is this new program that started on Oct 1 called Wellcentive. I tried to find out info on it online but didnt find much. This is what my mom said. Their office has to turn over EVERYTHING to .gov. Your name, your prescriptions, your records. Everything. This is mandated by some law. Her office does not accept Obamacare so its not just related to that. It sounds like its all health professionals have to do this. The doctors hate this, and the patients dont know. Be careful ZHers.

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 23:43 | 4096701 AssFire
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I got too much Negro Fatigue to find this funny. All about the FSA with this EHM they call a President.

Well it is actually some funny shit, so I will lighten up till it is time to fight...

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 23:50 | 4096723 TwoShortPlanks
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Wait until Hitler finds out the truth!

First Rule of Bankruptcy: When faced with certain Bankruptcy and subsequent Liquidation of assets, transfer all good assets and equity into a newly created entity, and hang the creditors with the toxic assets and debt of the old.

China’s Bretton coup d'état: http://twoshortplanksunplugged.blogspot.com.au/2013/10/chinas-bretton-coup-detat.html

 

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 00:28 | 4096751 fourchan
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super old concept is super old and played OUT.

rib splitting funny.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 00:43 | 4096765 Theosebes Goodfellow
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+1 for Supreme Leader Jarrett. Tits on!

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 03:11 | 4096855 JoeSexPack
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Das ist ausgeseitnet.

 

Means I liked it...alot.

 

Y'all take care now..

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 05:08 | 4096894 Boris Alatovkrap
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Über sie toppen maken iche laughen til sie ribbentropp ist hurten!

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 05:09 | 4096896 Boris Alatovkrap
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Means "is so funny Boris is laugh until side is to ache"

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 06:28 | 4096918 nmewn
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The second known casualty of Obama's website is a young womans smiling face...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/27/obamacare-website-woman_n_4168061.html

...she just disappeared.

The first casualty was another woman, a mother of two in fact, who answered peoples questions on the 1-800-FUCKYO line, she was fired for being honest. 

This must be the War on Women I've heard so much about ;-)

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 06:39 | 4096925 Headbanger
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MUST SEE!    OptOut.org "ScaryCare" advertizement video :  "Don't get scared into signing up for Obamacare"

http://optout.org/scarycare/

Ist das nicht der Fuher niedlich, wenn er so wütend wird?

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 07:25 | 4096946 GetZeeGold
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Obamacare has it's own Hitler bunker video.....I guess it's official now!

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 07:53 | 4096967 kralizec
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Yup.

This one may well be the best of the lot.

Meanwhile, back in Sibelius' control room, orders go out for more cheese and mice to complete this tech-surge...

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 13:32 | 4097375 Boris Alatovkrap
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Die katze ist aus dem baggenschtruddel.

(mean "truth is expose")

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 06:59 | 4096937 Offthebeach
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Its like that book of Lenin, Stalin wheret bad airbrush was done to photos to disapear soviets from official photos.

The horror! She's probably been sent to a condo in Austin to live out her life amongst Texans. ( American lib idea of an American Siberia )

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 00:58 | 4096770 Trampy
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My mother works at an OB-GYN and there is this new program that started on Oct 1 called Wellcentive. I tried to find out info on it online but didnt find much. This is what my mom said. Their office has to turn over EVERYTHING to .gov. Your name, your prescriptions, your records. Everything. This is mandated by some law. Her office does not accept Obamacare so its not just related to that. It sounds like its all health professionals have to do this. The doctors hate this, and the patients dont know. Be careful ZHers.

"My mother ... my mom said .."

Teenage mutant trolls.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 02:31 | 4096834 jballz
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They don't accept Obamacare?

Obamacare is a mandate to buy private insurance, there is no "obamacare"

Fuckin paranoid whackjobs really. 

 

Stupid video too.

 

 

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 04:24 | 4096881 JayKitsap
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Each doctor's office signs contracts with the various insurance carriers. Many of the exchange plans are by insurance companies requiring unique contracts.  In my part of Washington, Regence has existing contracts that probably work but they stayed out of the exchanges.  However Primera and this Bridge ... are new to the state and do not have contracts in their service area yet.

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 22:47 | 4096638 ghengis86
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1-800-FUCKYO Obama!

You too Valerie-and that skank Yellen!

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 22:53 | 4096651 yogibear
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"and that skank Yellen!"

Indeed.

Guess that's the best the Federal Reserve Ponzi Bank can come up with.

Maybe put a bag over her head durring the FOMC

 

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 22:51 | 4096645 Pure Evil
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Ah, slutty college co-eds and abortofacients, per chance to dream!

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 05:11 | 4096897 Boris Alatovkrap
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You are pure evil!

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 22:52 | 4096646 duo
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The Democrat congresswoman on Face the Nation this morning caught herself in mid-sentence when she said the ACA would "give everyone access to health ca....health insurance".  You will not hear "health care" uttered by the administration.  You watch. 

Care isn't included in this, just fees and taxes.  Maybe we can get Canada in our network.

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 23:00 | 4096659 yogibear
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"Maybe we can get Canada in our network"

Mexico and South America.

South Ameriica, Canada, USA and Mexico. 

SCUM care.

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 23:52 | 4096725 Bindar Dundat
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FY Yogi

 

We Canadians have the same problem as you Americans -- all the worthless jerks trying to cross our southern border to get free stuff!  

 


 

 

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 02:13 | 4096826 Quus Ant
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And the First Nations have the same problem you Canadians have. 

Funny, inuit?

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 09:35 | 4097250 GeezerGeek
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At least the Canadians that cross your southern border seeking healthcare are willing to pay for what they can't get in Canada.

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 23:53 | 4096726 Bindar Dundat
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a  double

 

 

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 23:22 | 4096683 kchrisc
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They will provide health"insurance" that you pay their fascist partners for but health"care," that's a whole 'nother matter. LOL

 

Is it time for the guillotines yet?!

 

Sidenote: Grew up in the military and was in for a few years. The big promise was ALWAYS free healthcare for life if you became a 'lifer' and retired in the military. My dad did over 30 years only to see them change 'free for life' into pay for insurance (CHAMPUS/Tricare). He now pays over $400 a month for 'free for life' healthcare plus escalating prescription costs. My point: they don't even keep their promises to those they owe their positions of power too. LOL

 

Side-sidenote: The other day we were discussing how they have reneged on their promises to him and the rest of the vets. He suspected that they would soon force the vets into Obama'insurance.' We then immediately discovered that they, as of October 1st. have moved vet heath 'insurance' (Tricare) over to a 'new' agency. Anyone that knows how the criminals of government work will know that that ain't good. Looks like the vets will be getting an Obama'insurance' enema next year.

And all of that has to be followed with this: "If one wants to know what government can do for them, they only need to visit a vet hospital, prison and a ghetto."

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 01:36 | 4096797 WOAR
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That's good to know. Best not to get my hopes up and get disapointed.

At least I won't be alone when I get pissed off in a few years...

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 23:03 | 4096661 straightershooter
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Shocked, shocked...

It's all bush's fault-WMD (whitehouse man of deception...)

Mr. WMD, Er. Mr. President Bush, it's all your fault.... pronounced by Obama.

Wait, wasn't Obama also WMD.....Said, insouciantly and quietly, by Bush.

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 23:09 | 4096669 hotrod
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The dialogue is priceless and RIGHT ON.  LOLOLOLOLOLOL.  This needs to go viral.

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 23:11 | 4096671 CunnyFunt
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Obama voters don't do subtitles.

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 23:15 | 4096674 Rory_Breaker
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They don't do logic either.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 00:45 | 4096767 snr-moment
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I Think it's the reading.  Damn Germans speak so fast :-)

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 01:52 | 4096807 zebrasquid
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Or subtleties

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 06:30 | 4096920 MyBrothersKeeper
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or basic math

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 23:17 | 4096678 takeaction
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I am about 5 beers in...And I posted this directly onto the Obama Facebook Website....If you have the time.....Read through the comments, people are so pissed, and you can spot the Obama paid trolls instantly....YES..I am on the list....see you guys in the Fema Camp.

https://www.facebook.com/Healthcare.gov

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 23:48 | 4096717 stant
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you sir are a gem. and thanks for the link and spit beer i was only 3 beers in when i got to fb

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 00:05 | 4096739 ebworthen
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Thanks, good stuff.

Reading the comments is very entertaining.

The .gov inserts in-between most people saying this is a disaster is propaganda in action.

Sad part being most of the commentators are still lost in the left/right debate, not realizing both parties colluded to enrich the insurance companies and corporate care hospitals.

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 23:20 | 4096682 MedicalQuack
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That is one of the best "Hitler" videos in a while:)  Now we have the company from India to fix things, as QSSI on the SEC listings for United Healthcare shows domicile: India so how much work was sent overseas to code and how much of that was "really"needed I ask..

Then today the Verizon data center goes down, the first problem that was NOT the government's fault, although the White House did call Verizon in a few days ago to increase the bandwidth. Government contractors don't usually like to engineer readily available components from commercial software companies like Oracle...and you can read where I am questioning that...as I am asking how much code was sent off to India and what technologies were used all the way around, and Rep Issa is asking for a list and normally with much he says but this time he's right in wanting to know all the software components that went into the project...

I have links to the United SEC pages of subsidiaries...all 15 of them..take a look and see what you think and I wonder about those in the Netherlands too as a lot of companies use that country for offices that end up being transaction locations and you know what those are and I don't know if that is true or not here but there are some of those locations on the sub list. 

http://ducknetweb.blogspot.com/2013/10/india-technology-to-fix-us.html

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 00:29 | 4096752 snr-moment
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In the near future, the US gov't will find it cheaper to ship sick americans abroad for "healthcare".

The more you donate to the dems, the more "westernized" the country you get farmed out to.

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 23:41 | 4096703 Element
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And that video was posted 11 days ago ... things have gotten quite a bit worse since.

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 23:45 | 4096709 Constitutional ...
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I am going straight to hell if I keep laughing out loud at these Hitler videos on the world weird web. Hitler bad. O'bomba good.

Hitler bad. Queen Elizabeth good. People bad. Banks good. Must keep reminding myself of the new world order...same as the old world order, only this time with a smiley face.

 

Sun, 10/27/2013 - 23:50 | 4096721 ebworthen
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I love these.

"Ford sold more Pintos than have enrolled in Obamacare, AFTER people learned they were DEATHTRAPS!"

LMAO

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 00:00 | 4096730 Constitutional ...
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Yeah, that line cracked me up too. Got to admire the comic talent that puts these spoofs on the net, and the ZH editors for fine comic selectiion. ZH is wicked smaht.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 00:25 | 4096748 WAMO556
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This was just a plain HOOT! I got ramen EVERYWHERE...FFS!!!!

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 00:07 | 4096741 dogmete
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Hitler was a fan of Obamacare?  Wow he really was a bad man.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 00:20 | 4096745 Trimmed Hedge
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LULZ...

 

"...the website suffered yet another setback.

A component of the online system that has been working relatively well experienced an outage Sunday. The federal data services hub, a conduit for verifying the personal information of people applying for benefits under the law, went down in a failure that was blamed on an outside contractor, Terremark."

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 00:25 | 4096747 palmereldritch
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Obamacare: When Socialism goes National

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 00:35 | 4096755 pashley1411
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I actually don't think the implementation of Obamacare is a disaster; chit happens, IT projects don't work, combining all those legacy systems together was a moon shot.

Its going to be the coming days, and weeks, and months, and consulting fees, and prevarication, and lies, and over runs, and shilly shally mistatements, and abuse of critics, and abuse of participants, and crony capitalism fees, and ridiculous (and hidden) salaries, and opposed FOI requests, and the whole scream torrent of .gov BS that will come out of this.   THAT will be a disaster. 

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 02:13 | 4096827 WOAR
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So...you're saying that we will continue hearing about this story...forever? *twitch*

*twitch*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQeemc8VoC4

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 04:50 | 4096889 MisterMousePotato
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Nice to hear a voice of reason here, Pash.

I mean, it's not like anyone ever put together a password protected internet sign up thing before.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 00:37 | 4096757 Alcoholic Nativ...
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I disagree, Obamacare is not the laughing stock of this clown's administration, If I had to pin it on any one point I would say it was his fictional slaying of Osama Bin Laden.

 

Obama is an absolute fraud of a man, I hope his whole legacy goes up in ashes. If it didn't I'm not sure what would be funnier.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 00:41 | 4096761 Caveman93
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Well you can tell ev'ryone I'm a down disgrace 
Drag my name all over the place. 
I don't care anymore. 
You can tell ev'rybody 'bout the state I'm in 
You won't catch me crying 'cos I just can't win. 
I don't care anymore I don't care anymore 

I don't care what you say 
I don't play the same games you play. 

'Cos I've been talking to the people that you call your friends 
And it seems to me there's a means to and end. 
They don't care anymore. 
And as for me I can sit here and bide my time 
I got nothing to lose if I speak my mind. 
I don't care anymore I don't care no more 

I don't care what you say 
We never played by the same rules anyway. 

I won't be there anymore 
Get out of my way 
Let me by 
I got better things to do with my time 
I don't care anymore I don't care anymore 
I don't care anymore I don't care anymore 

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 01:07 | 4096782 kchrisc
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This 'Hitler' video was funny as hell, though nothing about Obama'surance is. The Pinto thing has me just about passing out with laughter. (JAPOWL)

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 01:11 | 4096785 malek
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The "Louisiana Purchase" - ROTFL!!

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 04:52 | 4096891 MisterMousePotato
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That's what it was called at the time by some wag at The National Review, I think it was. Hard to say, it spread so fast.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 01:16 | 4096789 NIHILIST CIPHER
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At this point, Hitler would be an improvement....he wasn't out to kill everone. Hitler slaughtered somewhere around 11 million. By the time Obonzo and Supreme Leader Jarrett are done with us we'll be LUCKY if we have 11 million Merikans left.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 01:44 | 4096802 q99x2
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Pretty funny.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 03:13 | 4096845 The Heart
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Here is a great interview done by good ol Greg Hunter featuring the fine truths of a woman that has more hair than most lace waring men in America. Catherine Austin Fitts tells it like it is and holds no barrs when it comes to laying it all down so well. No whiners here.

When the foreign troops come to invade America along with the american fema soldier traitors to the country and Law of the Land, the country will fall like a bunch of lack-toast mambi-pambi-bambies all frightened like those chicken shirts in boston were that laid down and let the thugs terrorize them searching for a patsy kid during the ginormous false flag event drama-traumatizing for control and conditioning of the chicken shirt minds of said, mambi-pambi-bambies.:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gssxv35TA-8

 

 

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 05:02 | 4096887 Disenchanted
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paging liz fowler...ms fowler please contact us immediately!

 

 

As Greenwald noted:

 

The pharmaceutical giant that just hired Fowler actively supported the passage of Obamacare through its membership in the Pharmaceutical Researchers and Manufacturers of America (PhRMA) lobby. Indeed, PhRMA was one of the most aggressive supporters – and most lavish beneficiaries – of the health care bill drafted by Fowler. Mother Jones’ James Ridgeway proclaimed “Big Pharma” the “big winner” in the health care bill. And now, Fowler will receive ample rewards from that same industry as she peddles her influence in government and exploits her experience with its inner workings to work on that industry’s behalf, all of which has been made perfectly legal by the same insular, Versailles-like Washington culture that so lavishly benefits from all of this.

 

Obama, Bush, Clinton, etc., etc...Muppet Puppets who all draw from the same wells.

 

But relying on the same technology official in two botched rollouts[Medicare Part D, ACA] has raised questions even among some supporters of the Obama administration.

 

“It’s hard to look at his Medicare track record and have confidence that he was going to design a terrific e-commerce site,” said Bob Kocher, a former health care adviser to President Barack Obama who worked with Chao and is now a partner at Venrock, a Silicon Valley venture capital firm. “It’s the same guy.”

Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2013/10/henry-chao-obamacare-site-medicare-rollout-98874.html#ixzz2j0OMA24A

 

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 06:21 | 4096913 jballz
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Zerohedge doesn't care about Jews either.

 

Hard to believe they would stoop low enough to portray Obama as Hitler.

I guess this reveals the depths of anti-semitism this place is really all about.

Maybe you could make a video where Detroit is just like Asuhwitz, except have all the black folks wearing stars, and you could all laugh about that too.

racist bitchez.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 06:26 | 4096917 insanelysane
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Are you also offended when they run stories about Egyptians?

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 07:45 | 4096957 kurt
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I like the juice

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 06:31 | 4096921 nmewn
Mon, 10/28/2013 - 06:54 | 4096933 buzzsaw99
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Hitler is the one who should be offended.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 06:56 | 4096936 Headbanger
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The video doesn't portray Obama as Hitler at all!   It;s showing how Hitler would react to such ineptitude as we have with Obamacare.

I'd rather it be a video showing how STALIN would react to a failure like Obamacare by executing all the officers in charge of it!

The above video should be edited to have Hitler saying something to that effect when he mentions Stalin.

BTW, you do know the Arabs (as in Muslims) were ALLIES OF THE THIRD REICH!? Look up "Grand Mufti" sometime.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 07:38 | 4096953 Disenchanted
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re: BTW, you do know the Arabs (as in Muslims) were ALLIES OF THE THIRD REICH!? Look up "Grand Mufti" sometime.

 

So was the Zionist leadership of that era. Look that up...

 

The irony is overwhelming. Though the memory and imagery of the Holocaust is not far from the lips of every Israel leader, particularly the present one, and though this imagery is exploited for the sake of gaining tolerance and forbearance from the international community, as well as reparations which go well beyond actuarial merits, there was little serious concern on the part of organized Zionism for those facing extermination in Europe. Rather the Holocaust was regarded as a threat which had the potential of diverting energy and resources from the creation of a Jewish state in Palestine which was by far their highest priority.

 

The fact that the initiation of the Zionist project had nothing to do with the Holocaust, as it developed more than a half century earlier, and the fact of the mostly indifference to the slaughter of Jews on the part of the founders of Israel, together with its collaboration with the Nazi Party, undermines Israel’s projected, and exploited, image as innocent victim.

 

Quote from: The Zionist-Nazi Collaboration

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 07:47 | 4096962 shovelhead
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Forget it.

Jballz is taking obtuse lessons at his local Community College. Apparently,one can still get a quality education without going bankrupt.

I predict a sterling career in govt. administration.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 09:47 | 4097308 CoolBeans
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OK then...

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 10:16 | 4097393 earnyermoney
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LOL

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 11:18 | 4097595 NIHILIST CIPHER
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JBALLZ                        They did make a video about blacks in Detroit that looks as bad as Aushwitz, it's called DETROIPIA.  Obama is not a jew............guess you never had a nasty crack about Bush when he was in office. Maybe you are a troll.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 06:23 | 4096914 insanelysane
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So the latest lib talking point is that Obamacare is really a repub idea and was deployed as RomneyCare in Massachusetts by the repub gov.

I don't really understand this talking point because it shows that RomneyCare was successfully launched by a business type failure but when the community organizer attempts to steal this idea, he can't get it to work.

Does this mean the libs will be asking Romney to run again and vote for him so he can properly deploy ObamaCare???

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 06:51 | 4096932 Youri Carma
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1.7 BILLION WENT TO MICHELE OBAMA’S FRIEND’S COMPANY FOR SANDY RELIEF http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIbDORDMJTY

MICHELE OBAMA’S CLASSMATE ALSO GOT NO-BID CONTRACT TO BUILD OBAMACARE WEBSITE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcA2mjvRPRU

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 07:58 | 4096974 Miss Expectations
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"Yes, this is a better arrangement comrades, more just."

Dr. Zhivago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq__Z-Z_Ofs

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 09:16 | 4097180 Duude
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Long live the Hitler dub!

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 09:56 | 4097336 The Continental
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I can't visit here without this web site crashing IE 5, 6, 7 or more times within minutes. This happens on my home and work computers. What the fuck is the problem? Too many scripts running? Too many ads? Too many popups?

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 14:24 | 4098394 SmittyinLA
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MSFt is the problem, and people that keep buying that crap.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!