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President Obama "Installs" New FBI Director - Live Webcast

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With 'spies like us' who needs enemies. With the world upset at what Obama now claims is all Bush's doing, the installation of a new FBI Director (James Comey) may just have some irony to it; especially since the White House has specifically noted he will be making some 'remarks'. Of course, the hope is that President Obama will use this opportunity to answer a few questions from an uninspired press corps...

 

 

 

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Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:01 | 4097797 Rory_Breaker
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I'll be that Zero is late again

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:06 | 4097829 Dr. Engali
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Zero is never late, the rest of the world is always early.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:08 | 4097837 Rory_Breaker
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Is that why we call him Zero? Damn

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:11 | 4097847 Ying-Yang
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WOW... new FBI Director is a Comey?

Boris do you care to comment?

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:16 | 4097878 knukles
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Read this...
'Nuff said

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Comey

 

 

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:18 | 4097893 gmrpeabody
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Are they in a high school gymnasium...,?

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:24 | 4097921 redpill
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Obohica is 'installing' him?  I hope it comes with IKEA-style pictorial directions, our dictator in chief isn't turning out to be the brightest bulb in the oligarchal chandelier.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:53 | 4098046 Herd Redirectio...
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Integrity, sincerity, decency...

You should have seen Obama's face when Comey uttered those words.  I also stopped watching at that point.  Oh, the hypocrisy.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:28 | 4097937 LetThemEatRand
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"Are they in a high school gymnasium...,?"

FEMA camp "welcome center."

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:47 | 4098022 CaptainObvious
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Funny, I always pictured the Camp FEMA welcome center as a lime-filled ditch somewhere in the 'Murican countryside.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:21 | 4097905 Herd Redirectio...
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U of C, Columbia, HSBC, Lockheed Martin...

If that doesn't tell you absolutely everything you need to know about this guy, then skim the Wiki and you are sure to find something that screams "Elite insider" to you.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:21 | 4097907 Herd Redirectio...
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Also, he's one tall bastard.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:21 | 4097908 RSloane
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Well, that was a depressing read.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:42 | 4097996 Bawneee Fwank
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"He also joined the London-based board of directors of HSBC Holdings."

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:47 | 4098010 Buckaroo Banzai
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"Comey is credited as the main protagonist in Martha Stewart's 2004 conviction for obstruction of justice, stating "This criminal case is about lying - lying to the FBI, lying to the SEC, lying to investors.""

This is why you NEVER talk to the Feds without a lawyer, and without recording the conversation. All they have to do is trap you in a misstatement, which they will call "Lying to a Federal Officer," and boom they have you on a felony...because guess who the judge is gonna believe.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 13:00 | 4098078 kralizec
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Never say squat to any LEO/Govt asshat, ever!

Do what the Big Boys do, take the 5th and STFU!

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:19 | 4097896 Newfie
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Call me paranoid, but is it just me or have there not been a lot of people removed from positions and new ones put in on all levels of government. It just seems as if Obama is insuring his power structure remains by appointing people sympathetic to his endeavor.

Funny how almost all totalitarian states started out the same way.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:42 | 4097994 knukles
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Try almost 200 high ranking military officers as well....

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:49 | 4098030 Herd Redirectio...
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Wow, so not only do you get fired, but your name gets put on some "Night of the Long Knives" list as well?

 

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 13:09 | 4098107 Newfie
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By demonizing the tea party and dissension amongst the republicans it would seem as if he is going for the one party state.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:10 | 4097843 Stoploss
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PACK SAND IN YOUR ASS BARRY...

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:13 | 4097860 licutis
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Everything in this administration is late, say wht you will about Bush, at least he was on time.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:30 | 4097946 Serfs_Up
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that Judge looks and sounds like Harry Reids Retarded Twin Brother...okay I repeat myself

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:04 | 4097799 Dr. Engali
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Has he been properly vetted by the NSA? Do they have all the appropriate questionable photos, emails, and phone calls to make sure he stays on the reservation?

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:18 | 4097889 RSloane
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Of that, you can be sure of. They know everything down to when he grew his first pubic hair to any liasons he might have had in the men's room of parking garages. They know it all, and also about anyone he might remotely be close to. Its a brave new world.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 14:04 | 4098326 Renewable Life
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So NOW Bammer didn't KNOW we were spying on 35 of the worlds leaders, including our closest Allies!!!!

So if true, which I doubt, would actually be a bigger and more problematic revelation, then if he DID know! It asks the next question, WHO THE FUCK DID KNOW, and how could Germany's leaders be "bugged" essentially and the Prez NOT KNOW????

The dollar is done, these MF'ers have sealed their fate on this one, will be lucky if the World doesn't use the UN or the EU and impose "sanctions on us" before this shit is over!

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:02 | 4097806 Dr. No
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I am surprised Obaman know about this.  I would think choosing an FBI head would be the function of a "low level staffer".

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:19 | 4097894 knukles
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Well, the low level staffer prepared the paper to give to him at the directions of TPTB who now refuse to even deal with him one on one, and his comments were prepared by another similar set of folks, for deposit into the TelePrompter.

A very becomeying dress, mam.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:03 | 4097808 superflex
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It's 12:02.  Do you know where your President is?

Probably hitting the choom.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:07 | 4097832 Cognitive Dissonance
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"Of course, the hope is that President Obama will use this opportunity to
answer a few questions from an uninspired press corps..."

It's 12:06. Do you know where the fourth estate is?

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:09 | 4097842 Dr. Engali
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It's 12:09. It's on it's knees servicing Zero.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:13 | 4097863 superflex
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It's 12:12 and Barky is promising he wont come in their mouth.

Just oooooone more minute!

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:13 | 4097865 Bay of Pigs
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The 18th is a par 5 remember? Takes a few moar minutes.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:03 | 4097812 earnyermoney
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Barry is exceptional at late arrivals to his echo chamber.

 

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:06 | 4097827 Hedgetard55
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CPT, even if I am blacker than that douche.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:05 | 4097817 Cognitive Dissonance
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Careful you don't 'install' him ass backwards.

<Might be an improvement actually.>

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:06 | 4097821 loveyajimbo
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This guy barely beat out Farrakhan for the job...

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:06 | 4097824 RaceToTheBottom
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"Installs".

Sounds kinky

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:26 | 4097834 Serfs_Up
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FUCK YOU BARRY

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:13 | 4097850 rtalcott
Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:13 | 4097867 vegas
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Comedy gold on display with President Chalky Goebbels assuring everyone "all is well and proceeding according to plan". WTF

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 17:42 | 4099109 Jethro
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Record wheat harvest! Record tractor production! All is well comrades.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:14 | 4097870 Gamma735
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ALL HAIL OUR BENEVOLENT DICTATOR!

 

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:14 | 4097873 djsmps
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Maybe they forgot to tell him.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:17 | 4097886 stant
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hard to get empty suits to move

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:18 | 4097890 Bay of Pigs
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Good Lord.....even the FBI shining his nuts? Incredible how far the country has sunk.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:18 | 4097892 djsmps
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Did he bleach his skin?

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:25 | 4097928 krispkritter
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Maybe we can get him to imitate Michael Jackson?  I heard MJ's doctor is back on the loose...that should speed things up.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:19 | 4097898 Serfs_Up
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QUICK!  So many criminals in one room...can I get a drone strike pleeeeze???

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:19 | 4097899 rtalcott
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"Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_zo0FiNheI

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:22 | 4097913 Yen Cross
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  They should install one of those "black boxes" in TOTUS ass so we can figure out why in the hell he's always late to his own pressers...

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:51 | 4098036 CaptainObvious
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I think Reggie would have something to say about that.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:23 | 4097916 Wyatt Junker
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So... he didn't know shit about the IRS scandal.  Didn't know shit about Benghazi either, that's why he had to 'get to the bottom of it' and never has nor ever will.  He also didn't know shit about Fast and Furious.  He also doesn't know shit about this NSA spying or the Barrycare website's failure.  

Seems he doesn't know jack shit about anything at all.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:32 | 4097956 robochess
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well, he shares the same golf course as O.J. Simpson searching for his wife's killer.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:26 | 4097929 Evil Franklin
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Considering how many upper level military commanders he has fired or washed out, it's likely we'll live to regret this appointment.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:27 | 4097930 drunkenlout
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They stalled with an over-long National Anthem, now a prayer.  POTUS will be with us shortly, after a brief baseball game.

 

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:30 | 4097945 robochess
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He joined the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Southern District of New York, where he worked from 1987 to 1993. While there, he served as Deputy Chief of the Criminal Division. He helped prosecute the Gambino crime family...<<<HMMM.... a good start for the obama crime syndicate.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:30 | 4097947 KashNCarry
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This guy is as tall as Lurch... 6'8"

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 13:22 | 4098163 monad
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Barry's new ball player.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:31 | 4097954 CunnyFunt
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What a gaggle of cocksuckers.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:33 | 4097964 robochess
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so help me god, you say, eh?

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:36 | 4097974 robochess
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FBI now realizes they forgot to vet potus.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:48 | 4098011 monad
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ZOG rat

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:48 | 4098025 drunkenlout
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Are those sirens in the background, or did the BS warning go off?

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:53 | 4098045 etresoi
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It sounds like his teenage son wrote the speech.  Is this the best they can do?

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 12:54 | 4098053 22winmag
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The FBI has gone downhill ever since Hoover directly and unmistakably implicated Bush Sr. in the JFK assassination.

 

http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/70128268

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 13:02 | 4098086 Disenchanted
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What, Robert Swan Mueller needs to spend 'more time with family?'

After a twelve year run...I guess he figures he's got everything swept under the rug nice and tidy like.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 13:08 | 4098102 shovelhead
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"I was against NSA spying before I was for it."

Glad to see your back with the program, Jimmy.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 13:14 | 4098121 rustymason
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Off with their heads.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 13:19 | 4098150 yomama
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This is all nice and everything but who the f'k has been appointed head of the:

Ministry Of Supreme Happiness?????
Mon, 10/28/2013 - 17:39 | 4099098 Jethro
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The Wookie of course. Now eat your daily ration of broccoli and get happy dammit.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 13:42 | 4098259 Reaper
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Watch out Barry. Remember how J. Edgar and, later, his number 2, Deep Throat, controlled and destroyed Presidents.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 13:42 | 4098261 Dre4dwolf
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They will blame bush for everything even 20 years from now.

 

What people don't get, bush was republican ONLY IN NAME he didn't do anything or follow any republican values, everything he did was stuff LIBERALS PUSH FOR ALL THE TIME.

Bush was liberal, just accept it.

 

They keep bringing up clinton (pretty much the only democratic president that ever did anything good in his term) as their scape goat "o but times were good when we had clinton".... yea and what about the rest of the horrible liberal candidates.

 

BOTH PARTIES SUCK BALLS, REPLACE THEM BOTH GET RID OF PARTIES BECAUSE ITS JUST A JOKE.

 

 

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 14:14 | 4098366 Bastiat
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"What apparently intensified the campaign to identify the “snarker” was a comment about Valerie Jarrett, the senior Obama adviser who has her own Secret Service detail and appears to exercise an inordinate amount of power behind the scenes. Joseph tweeted 'I’m a fan of Obama, but his continuing reliance and dependence upon a vacuous cipher like Valerie Jarrett concerns me.'

Jarrett, an old Chicago friend of both Barack and Michelle Obama, appears to exercise such extraordinary influence she is sometimes quietly referred to as 'Rasputin' on Capitol Hill,"

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/362203/obamas-valerie-jarrett-often...

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 16:08 | 4098799 lakecity55
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Bath House is just the Suit. She is the actual president. Make no mistake about it.

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 15:40 | 4098677 Goldbugger
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No more Spying on American Citizens. That is not who we are.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAQlsS9diBs

Mon, 10/28/2013 - 15:42 | 4098687 Goldbugger
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More lies and broken promises.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFlBU_yWoNs

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