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From $27 To $886,000 In Four Years: Name The Investment

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Not Tesla, Not Apple, Not Netflix...

 

 

Via The Guardian,

Kristoffer Koch invested 150 kroner ($26.60) in 5,000 bitcoins in 2009, after discovering them during the course of writing a thesis on encryption. He promptly forgot about them until widespread media coverage of the anonymous, decentralised, peer-to-peer digital currency in April 2013 jogged his memory.

 

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The meteoric rise in bitcoin has meant that within the space of four years, one Norwegian man’s $27 investment turned into a forgotten $886,000 windfall.

 

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Bitcoins are stored in encrypted wallets secured with a private key, something Koch had forgotten. After eventually working out what the password could be, Koch got a pleasant surprise: "It said I had 5,000 bitcoins in there. Measuring that in today's rates it's about NOK5m ($886,000)," Koch told NRK.

 

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Koch exchanged one fifth of his 5,000 bitcoins, generating enough kroner to buy an apartment in Toyen, one of the Norwegian capital’s wealthier areas.

 

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Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:19 | 4103412 lickspitler
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Cue the STACKERS

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:27 | 4103439 James_Cole
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"If only I'd dropped a c-note..."

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:38 | 4103473 max2205
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That shit never happens to me. 

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:41 | 4103482 CH1
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That shit never happens to me.

With Bitcoin, it's happening to the good guys for a change.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:46 | 4103492 One And Only
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When the individual becomes the bank there is a liberation that is like discovering sex for the first time.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:24 | 4103575 Quus Ant
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Damn.  What coin shop are you going to? 

Can I get the address?

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:59 | 4103672 knukles
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About that $27 I loaned you....

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 10:24 | 4104588 gold-is-not-dead
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Ah, finally, some good words and almost no fud in zh comments regarding btc.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:01 | 4103674 Ahmeexnal
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So BitCoin ponzi is fully endorsed by the Koch extended brothers. Not a surprise, as BitCoin is a creation by none other than the teutonic uber-bankers, the red shields (whose real name is another, quite common in the teutonic empire).

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:03 | 4103681 icanhasbailout
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Spot the bubble...

 

Oh wait, this bubble is popular on ZH.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 02:04 | 4103896 trembo slice
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I disagree.  OR, I believe there needs to be a distinction in what I see as two types of bubbles: there is the "tulip-mania" explanation given in school, which, ultimately, seems like mass-hysteria, fad-seeking, perhaps Bitcoin... AND, asset bubbles that develop as a result of policy.  Sept. 10, 2003, Dr. Ron Paul had this to say to the House Financial Services Committee: 

"The special privileges granted to Fannie and Freddie have distorted the housing market by allowing them to attract capital they coult not attract under pure market conditions.  Like all artificially created bubbles, the boom in housing prices cannot last forever.  When housing prices fall, homeowners will experience difficulty as their equity is wiped out.  Furthermore, the holders of the mortgage debt will also have a loss.  These losses will be greater than they would have otherwise been had government policy not actively encouraged over-investment in housing."

Bubbles form from credit expansion coupled with policies designed to steer resources into industries that "they could not attract under pure market conditions."  I can't imagine policies are in place to steer resources into BitCoin.

I'm not sold on BitCoin.  Pretty jealous of this guy, that's for sure.  I'd still rather have my savings in gold/silver.  Might be fun to ride the fad as the incompetent baffoons at central banks around the world grind sovereign currencies into oblivion.  I just think it may be a "bad bet."  Not a bubble in the same context as housing, student-loans, derivatives, etc... wherein government and central bank policy is directing resources via interest-free money, bail-outs, QE, etc. 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 10:31 | 4104611 gold-is-not-dead
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Many people still don't believe what's happening with the new global currency, while it in shadow conquers the market. if you still feel uncertain, all I can say is that you are wasting time. Everyone who doesn't own btc will loose money, nothing else.

Ignoring its hyper-deflating properties is a loss in every aspect. No fud or hate will change its HYPER-deflating properties. And it goes to 8 decimals, so pick your target in this situation where every fiat is inflating and gold is being manipulated.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 11:06 | 4104734 trembo slice
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Not hating on BitCoin.  Just trying to draw a distinction between bubbles fueled by mania/hysteria and bubbles blown by policies.  IF BitCoin were  a bubble it would be the first type, not the second.

What do you mean by hyper-deflating properties?  I'm literally just above the ignorance level of my dog when it comes to BitCoin.

 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 14:25 | 4105644 gold-is-not-dead
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simply speaking, as the opposite of hyper inflation properties of fiat...

wouldn't go anywhere near comparison btc with tulip/ponzi… even though it shows scary looking similarities it fails to comply in one, perhaps the major one, ponzi's and tulips never reflate in real life…

with this new protocol you can hold international "no limit debit card" in your head, for many still hard to comprehand, uniformly benefficial and advantageous…

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:06 | 4103691 RideTheWalrus
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They worked out they can sell the beanie babies without having to produce them.

 

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:36 | 4103746 lickspitler
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That Silver bubble at $50 burst pretty hard.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 01:21 | 4103864 Retronomicon
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Is that because being the bank is like screwing, except you get to screw everyone?

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 03:04 | 4103928 Confused
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Sooooo, all this about BC being in a bubble aside, what are the tax implications? Say I invested $27, and sold them for $800,000, does the US gov tax the balls off me? How do they view it? Long term investment? Do they even have rules for this? Or better said, would they even know? (apart from the NSA) 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 03:48 | 4103955 SilverSavant
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Silly rabbit, you pay the same rate as you do on silver profits.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 05:25 | 4103996 malikai
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So, you mean he pays nothing?

Either the dude pays cap gains or he sits on it.

From what I read, he bought a house with it. Not bad for a $30 outlay.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 08:44 | 4104142 N2OJoe
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Bitcoin = Anonymous so what did you buy in at?

Idk about you but I'm taking a $1 loss...

And it acutally says he bought a house with 1/5 of them.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:42 | 4103488 Stackers
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Rhodium eat your heart out.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:34 | 4103463 TeMpTeK
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BitchezCoin....

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 02:11 | 4103903 putaipan
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excuse the stackless....

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:19 | 4103414 flatbush71
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Bitcoin bitches

Give me my money !!

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:19 | 4103415 dcohen
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Any one dealing in bitcoins will have a banker's bullet with their names engraved on it.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:39 | 4103474 CH1
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Bitcoin IS bullets being shot through bankers.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 01:46 | 4103886 icanhasbailout
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Don't blame me if you don't properly anticipate the day when some programmer at Goldman Sachs figures out how to spend the same Bitcoin in two places at once with latency exploits or some other malicious technique.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 08:50 | 4104272 CH1
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And don't blame me if a thief finds your stash, or a Fed beats it out of you or steals it from a vault where you were sure it was safe. There is always risk in life.

The insanity of these comments is that they make it an either-or.

BOTH BTC and Phyzz are good!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 10:37 | 4104633 gold-is-not-dead
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Yes, please, I beg banksters to put a bullet in my head because I participate in the btc protocol, I went through three wars and I'm not even thirty years old.

But I don't think that is true. Since I started taking profits in fiat on my bank account, due to my actions with bitcoins, my banker offered me better treatment. I got gold card, personal 24/7 service, and it leveled up my ratings with them in every aspect.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:58 | 4103664 Schmuck Raker
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You sound like an idiot. Pay attention....

EVERYBODY'S name is on the bankers' bullets.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 10:41 | 4104651 gold-is-not-dead
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Schmuck, this is one of the best comments I've read. If I may add that we're not talking about bullets, but rather banksters naval carriers which are backing the dolar today.

PETRODOLAR - backed by naval carriers

BITCOIN - backed by math

 

2+2 will always be 4 and ships can sink.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:20 | 4103418 stormsailor
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wow

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:19 | 4103721 TheHound73
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meh, its only a 3.2 million % return on investment.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 02:04 | 4103898 putaipan
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feels toto keiser fer me around here fer me , too too.  et tu francis?

http://www.rense.com/general96/saving.html

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:26 | 4103419 One And Only
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I was skeptical of bitcoin at first.

End of last year I did a lot of research and became a believer. I love bitcoin.

To those who are skeptical: research it. It's pretty amazing once you start understanding it.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:30 | 4103448 msohn
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I agree that Bitcoin seems like a great idea, but like all currencies, convertibility is key.

What happens if you are no longer allowed to enter marketplaces to transact? That rate at which Bitcoin gains acceptance would likely be offset by government restricting access to it.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:25 | 4103461 One And Only
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It's peer-to-peer.

All you need is a buttonwood tree to sit under. The electronic exchanges are convenient but not necessary.

The convertibility is universal, you can trade bitcoin for whatever currency you want to exchange for it. It's traded globally. Buy a bitcoin in the US and go to Europe; sell the bitcoin for Euro's (with $1 dollar or $1,000,000) it fits on a thumb drive. You can always buy goods/services with bitcoin, more and more vendors are accepting bitcoin every day.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 05:33 | 4103998 malikai
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Bitcoins are not considered a 'monetary instrument' anywhere yet. Therefore, the $10k threshold on customs declaration (USSA) does not apply.

Also notable, your average TSA employee (read: University of Phoenix Online graduate) doesn't know wtf a Bitcoin is. But he/she sure knows what gold is. And he/she'll have a hard time getting their hands on the 'can't touch it, don't own it' Bitcoin.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 06:57 | 4104046 Phil Free
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Germany has:

Germany's ministry of finance has formally recognised the digital currencyBitcoin as a "unit of account" which can be used for private transactions – meaning that the ministry will now be able to tax users or creators of the four-year-old virtual money. [ http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/aug/19/bitcoin-unit-of-account-germany ]

 

"Germany's move does mean that people who have speculated in the online cryptocurrency could be liable for capital gains taxes if they sell them less than a year after acquiring them."

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:39 | 4103475 CH1
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Meet an OTC dealer at your local Starbucks!

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:42 | 4103487 TeMpTeK
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Right now Bitcoin is currency... if the govts of the world criminalize its convertibility to cash , bitcoin then becomes money... Either way they lose.

 

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:12 | 4103553 Groundhog Day
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I know it's safer then the digital banking system, but i just don't trust the criminal banksters to sit by and let bitcoin takeover their monopoly.  They will emp that shit before letting it go mainstream

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:25 | 4103578 Lore
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BTC is acceptable to purveyors of imaginary media of exchange. It can be centralized; it can be tracked; it can be taxed; it can be controlled, directly or through proxies. Case in point: announcement today on Canadian national news of BTC ATMs.  BTC is "acceptable" because, like an ETF, it diverts capital from investment in real things. Anything that postpones the populist move into tangible money is "okay."

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:31 | 4103594 One And Only
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BTC can definitely be tracked. Anyone can examine a wallet and even see how much is in that wallet. 

Who owns the wallet is a different story. No one knows who owns any wallet and no one ever will. It takes 5 seconds to change a wallet address if you're paranoid.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:35 | 4103608 Lore
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Yeap. It only matters when the time comes to use it. No advantage there. Again, any sort of token that delays the populist move into real money is "okay." It's a wonder that the Chinese and Indian governments don't push bitcoins. Oh wait, no it's not...

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:08 | 4103684 One And Only
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"Yeap. It only matters when the time comes to use it."

I can spend or send bitcoin WITHOUT anyone knowing it was me. The only thing that can be seen is that the transfer occured, that's it.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:51 | 4103771 Deo vindice
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Hmmm. Sounds like using cash. (which I do)

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:56 | 4103776 One And Only
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It is like cash. But unlike dollars it is backed by something; MATH.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 02:27 | 4103911 F-Tipp
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He means this - in the event of the economic collapse that is coming, how can you be guaranteed to be able to transact in bitcoin? You cannot guarantee this, as bitcoin exits as data only. Yes, this is a positive aspect today. But what about tomorrow? What happens when the internet is interrupted (at any level) by .gov? Or your hard drive fails? Or a business doesn't want to deal in currencies that exist as data only?

Please don't get me wrong, I think bitcoin is useful in helping people to understand the fucked up system we have, and it's been an excellent investment vehicle for those that got in on the ground floor. However, I don't think it is right to advocate that people abandon other currencies (or real money) and transition to bitcoin for these reasons.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 02:43 | 4103920 digi
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And how exactly do you propose all the the billions of computers and cell phones that already exist are going to disappear? You know the ones that already have the ability to p2p network wirelessly built right into them. Fantasizing about possible apocalypse scenarios is good fun and all but if we are going to participate in such activities we need to at least work with the data we have on hand don't you think? I get the slight feeling that maybe you have no idea what you are talking about when it comes to bitcoin. Please feel free to educate yourself.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 07:03 | 4104056 Ying-Yang
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Since bit coin is data and BC transactions travel the Internet, even with encryption, don't you think the NSA is inside this game?

Silk Road takedown and BC's taken could be an indicator of command and control of bit coin.

Is bit coin a honeypot for NSA?

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 08:53 | 4104281 CH1
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Please, LEARN about things before posting.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 08:56 | 4104291 dick cheneys ghost
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how can we learn if francis_sawyer is banned from commenting??

francis spoke the truth was got kicked off........so go fuck urself

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 08:45 | 4104258 exi1ed0ne
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In an economic collapse how can you be sure ANYTHING will be convertable into what you need?  That's the real question.  In a REAL economic collapse all the fluffed up bullshit fades away and food, shelter with reasonable safety, and all the other things necissary to stay alive become priceless.  An MRE is worth everything to someone starving, and even life itself becomes cheap if it means being released from hunger.

 

You want to do well in the Mad Max economic collapse?  Stock up on whiskey, soap, porno mags, food, and the means to defend them.  Want to do well in an economic decline?  Invest in things that can't be taken by gangs or gov't or that are easy to hide.  THAT is what bitcoin is for.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 03:09 | 4103932 Confused
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The ATM video, which uses your palm as identification, really turned me off. There has got to be a better way. This is where the "alternative" currency aligns with the interests of the current corrupt savages that run the big show. Perhaps not with intent, nevertheless, there is no excuse for biometric data gathering. Hollerith machines 2.0? 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 02:27 | 4103907 putaipan
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tea party- koch bro.

occupy huff/sorro-post.

greenwald-ebay.

(big up hastings. behold a pale horse dude. and the the strangled by octopus guy ...)

chomsk-mit-i's!

line up fer yer kaiser satoshi's ....

 

 

 

 

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:03 | 4103679 Mitzibitzi
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Please take note of the following. Repeat after me...

"Fuck you Government, you are irrelevant!"

 

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:47 | 4103765 dark pools of soros
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If you are so much pissing your pants about governments beating you down take your weasle ass back to CNN

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 02:10 | 4103902 noname
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I have read and researched an still cannot understand this stuff.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 05:17 | 4103991 css1971
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I do understand it. I also understand banking and Bitcoin doesn't solve a thing.

You might be able to take money from greater fools as the Ponzi blows up but it doesn't mean that anything has fundamentally changed.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 08:55 | 4104285 CH1
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- 10 for calling Bitcoin a Ponzi in the same breath as saying you understand it.

FAIL.

Sun, 11/10/2013 - 03:03 | 4139882 Lore
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Cherished delusions are not to be questioned. 

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:21 | 4103424 seek
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In 2009 a supplier of some specialized computing equipment I use made an offhand comment that it was great for mining bitcoin during off-workload times. I looked into it and went "hmmm." and moved on. Mining a few tens of thousands of bitcoin would have been trivial then.

Ugh, such as missed opportunity. At least I can feel better having bought gold at $270, before the depression about the boating accident sets in.

 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 01:29 | 4103870 wintermute
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The thing is that it is not too late to catch the train. There will only be 21 million issued, so buying 20 coins at $200 is a measly $4,000 investment for nearly a millionth of the bitcoin monetary base.

*IF* Bitcoin captures even 5% of the world's monetary base, which is in the region of $21 trillion (depending how all the M0,M1 etc are counted), say $50k each coin, then 20 bitcoins would be worth a cool $1 million - in real money (2013 dollars, not hyperinflated yellen-bucks of 2020).

 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 09:51 | 4104496 Sean7k
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Where is the value earned through production of a good or service? Mining is not value. The only value lies in its' anonymity and that is probably a huge facade.This is a ponzi scheme pure and simple. 

Just as FED notes are a ponzi scheme or Euros or anything else. 

We have lost sight of what money is supposed to be: a system where you trade value for value. Instead we accept paper or virtual exchange mechanisms dependent on faith. Gold, Tobacco, Liquor, Wheat, etc all have value regardless of banks, governments or the internet. Every ponzi participant is a true believer and with bitcoin, it carries the cache of the revolutionary. 

Everybody loves riding the wave, until it crashes against thr rocks. I hope all you guys get off in time.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:24 | 4103428 Lore
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Which is more important to you -- real scarcity or artificial scarcity?  Fie on real supply and real demand. Fill your virtual boots!

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:36 | 4103612 SpykerSpeed
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Bitcoins are mathematically scarce, and their scarcity is backed by redundancy - tens of thousands of computers across the Earth's surface all have copies of the blockchain to validate transactions and amounts.  Gold, by comparison, can be discovered in the ground, so we don't really know where its cap of supply is.  It's also not redundant, so a government agent can easily confiscate it and that's that - you no longer have your gold.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:05 | 4103688 Ahmeexnal
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Another shill working for Jamie Dimon....he must really be desperate. I don´t think he can sell those Yomomma cufflinks in order to pay those billions he´s been slapped with.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 01:17 | 4103858 icanhasbailout
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>Bitcoins are mathematically scarce

 

Yes but Bitcoin schemes are mathematically infinite, which is why Bitcoin is fools' gold, literally.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 03:14 | 4103938 digi
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Yep, no one is saying you can't come along and add your own economic ledger to the growing list of fledgling alternative crypto currencies. But, will anyone actually use it to any extent considering that bitcoin came first, has the most widespread adoption, is missing no features, already contains a significant amount of data concerning accumulated wealth, and is working just fine to boot? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say no. I think your issue here stems not only from a misunderstanding of how crypto currencies work but also a misunderstanding of what money is and how it works in a society. Bitcoin is ultimately a ledger shared and maintained by everyone that keeps track of which accounts have how much, that is all. Sort of like a club where all members have a certain number of points that are kept track of on a list. If you set out to create a new blank ledger that deletes all the data from the current popular one in an attempt to start from scratch and replace bitcoin you are going to be ignored. You might could do this in your own small ecosystem like say a videogame, I could easily see the concepts of bitcoin being applied to create a separate system for something like world of warcraft. Anyways here is a good read on the idea of bitcoin and public ledgers.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 09:55 | 4104505 Sean7k
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You have no idea what money is. 

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 15:20 | 4119936 icanhasbailout
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Uh, yeah, there would be enormous financial incentive to create these schemes, should BitCoin prove they could work for a sustained period of time. Big money could replace Bitcoin with its own indentical scheme overnight.

Sun, 11/10/2013 - 03:09 | 4139887 Lore
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The answer stares you in the face:  all that matters is who holds the ledgers -- or, more accurately, who says they hold the ledgers.  Because in this world of corruption and psychopathy, truth belongs to the guy with the biggest gun.

Have you never read or watched 1984?  Remember "2+2=5?"  THIIIIIIINK ABOUT IT.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 02:31 | 4103914 F-Tipp
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I understand the scarcity aspect, and it's definitely a positive for bitcoin. But don't go thinking that the government can't easily confiscate them. They would just hold you indefinitely until you gave up the wallet.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:48 | 4103768 dark pools of soros
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whats more important to you, real gossip fence or virtual trolling?

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:25 | 4103431 Cabreado
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It is almost entertaining to see the bitcoiners' mania, without a peep about what it takes to maintain a currency.

And no, chaos as the foundation doesn't work.

 

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:50 | 4103503 One And Only
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When private capital meets innovation without government interference the sky is the limit.

Industries are being created. Business is being transformed. People are making money.

Stop hating bro.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:09 | 4103545 Cabreado
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"Industries are being created. Business is being transformed. People are making money."

What industries are being created?

What business is being transformed?

People are making money how(?)
People making money in the currency business are not creating anything.

Bitcoiner mania is proving itself to be both a symptom, and a cause of how we got here.

"Stop hating bro."

I'm not hating... but I will admit I am sad about the continued exposure of we-are-not-equipped-to-save-the-ship, let alone understand why it's sinking.

Sweet dreams... may your visions of Bitcoins dance in your head.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:39 | 4103620 SpykerSpeed
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I can send millions of dollars to anyone in the world, instantly, with zero transaction costs.  Governments cannot inflate my money.  SWAT teams cannot run into my home and confiscate it.  TSA agents can't detect it when I'm passing through borders.

That's Bitcoin.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:06 | 4103692 icanhasbailout
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>SWAT teams cannot run into my home and confiscate it.

"Dread Pirate Roberts" found out that is not at all the case. And those losing their Bitcoin to hackers are also finding out that the alleged security is illusory.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:31 | 4103737 digi
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The claim is that if secured properly, bitcoins are the most difficult asset to steal. If you do your due diligence in locking down your stash the only way anyone is going to take it from you is by drugging and beating you until you give up the passcode. It is somewhat similar to gold, if you hide it carefully and only you know the gps coordinates, it is likely no one will be able to steal it from you unless they drug and beat the coordinates out of you. The difference being that the amount of possible bitcoin hiding places borders on infinity while the amount of gold hiding places are currently restricted to planet earth with a growing population of 7Billion people. You seem to be asserting that bitcoin advocates are claiming that somehow bitcoins are immune to theft automatically without any action needed on the part of the owner, that's bullshit and I don't think anyone has really claimed that at all. If you leave a pile of valuable assets laying around with minimal security someone will take them. This is what happened with DPR and anyone else who got hacked, they didn't take the necessary steps to prevent what happened to them. Your private key must be kept as stated, private.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:45 | 4103757 bjfish
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All your private codes are belong to NSA, just ask Boris.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 01:14 | 4103855 icanhasbailout
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If I leave a gold brick on my doorstep, the number of potential thieves will be limited to the number of people who walk by.

 

If I leave a bitcoin on my computer, the number of potential thieves is limited only by the number of people who are on the Internet.

 

I will never get a gold brick stolen by a 12-year-old in Indonesia running his first script kiddie program. I 100% guarantee you that Bitcoin will be stolen in that way. It very likely already has been.

 

I know you can do a million things to secure it, but every last one of those things makes it more difficult to use, and you also have the potential of losing it all due to physical or electronic damage.

 

A new element with the properties gold can't appear overnight. A new system precisely like Bitcoin can.

 

I look at Bitcoin from a systems engineering point of view but I don't limit my engineering to the software and hardware, but rather I look at the whole system as human beings will actually use it. These and other vulnerabilities in the human-Bitcoin system make the scheme "non-robust".

 

I mean, hell, we haven't even seen HFT type manipulation in Bitcoin yet. You simply cannot replace the simple, robust virtues of physical gold. It can't happen, it's literally physically impossible in this universe.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 02:24 | 4103908 digi
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If you are going to create analogies at least try to attempt to align them with reality. I can only assume you make these errors due to a lack of knowledge concerning how the bitcoin system works. A bitcoin exists as nothing more than a random number in an unfathomably large pool of possible numbers. No one can simply guess this number, they will have to learn it from you. You seem to be suggesting that it is some kind of huge problem that bitcoin gives too much new freedom and that it can screw you over if you are stupid and don't know what you are doing. So what if Jimmy Bob gets his bitcoins stolen because he chose a 4 character password and his computer is full of porn ad viruses. A lot of technology starts out like this. These are early days and user friendliness is nowhere near end game. You are right bitcoins have been stolen in this manner, once again, who cares? It's the failing of a user not the system.

As far as ease of use going against security, this is pretty much the case with anything. Gold in your pocket is less secure yet easier to use than gold buried at an undisclosed location.The thing with bitcoin is people tend to forget that it is still a newborn, things are in the works to solve issues that are still currently present and being digital allows some creative solutions. Your secret number can be stored in a myriad of ways. On a piece of paper, in your brain, engraved on a tungsten brick and buried. Needless to say physical or electronic damage is off the table. This can't be said of gold as it is possible to lose your gold since you can't exactly make a backup copy of it.

Coming soon are special purpose devices that have no operating system and no internet connection and therefore can't run script kiddie programs. These devices consists of nothing but a one time programmable microcontroller, a small display, and a few buttons. It contains your secret number but the number can not be retrieved from the device in any way. To use your bitcoins from this device you plug the device into the computer, create the transaction in the bitcoin software after providing your software password, the computer sends the requested transaction to the device. The device then prompts on its own screen and asks the user to verify the transactions by physically pressing a button. This is pretty near foolproof and could even be done wirelessly. You now have both a password, which can't  easily be stolen by local thieves in the area, and a physical token which can't easily be stolen by a script kiddy on the other side of the globe. Having access to both the password and the physical token is the only way you can spend the bitcoin on this device. I would say that's a pretty well rounded trade off between ease of use and security. You would have to cite some specific examples for me as to what is not "robust" here.

Until recently no system like gold could be created. This is what bitcoin is, the first system like gold that has been created. Sure you can make clones of it now, but if you consider this a problem for bitcoin then you would also have to consider it a problem for gold. No one is trying to replace gold. Bitcoin and gold can exist at the same time and, gasp, you can even own both. Bitcoin could crash and burn tomorrow due to some unforeseen flaw in the system that somehow destroys it, it's extremely unlikely but it could happen. Thing is as you pointed out a new system would appear to replace it. There is no turning back now that people have figured out how to create a system of unique and finite assets stored in a completely distributed ledger. There are many things that cyrptocurrency can do that gold can't and not much of anything that gold can do that cryptocurrency cant.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 06:39 | 4104025 Poor Grogman
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The Au - BTC debate misses one vital point.

The starting assumptions governing what sort of society we will have to use them in. What percentage of the population will the digital divide be dividing?

Does everyone remain digitally connected?

Or does the world fragment divide and become more localised?

In a more localised world where transport is expensive, conveying large amounts of wealth to the other side of the world might not be of the highest priority to someone who just wants to put food on the table?

If I were walking to a local farmers market and wanted to get produce before the rush, do I take Au Ag or do I take a thumb drive?

My crystal ball is cloudy and I can't make out the future, but my gut tells me that Au will always be número uno.

Having said that, I still like BTC.

Why the hell did we ever stop dealing in beaver pelts, they were so much simpler!

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:40 | 4103753 Kirk2NCC1701
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Don't piss off the Statists who are unable or unwilling to change their world view or push their IT skills beyond blogging.

That's like teasing a guard dog on a leash. Site stats show that ZH readers have less education than you'd expect, which surprised the hell out of me. But, judging by some comments, perhaps I shouldn't be.

/s

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 04:00 | 4103960 SilverSavant
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Silly Boob, ZH readers are still educating themselves, unlike those Boobs who have doctorates and cannot tie their shoes.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:00 | 4103661 One And Only
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www.bitpay.com (just did their first $1,000,000 transaction today)

www.coinbase.com (has over 300,000 accounts)

bitcoin ATM's are being MANUFACTURED and distributed throughtout Canada. http://www.wired.com/wiredenterprise/2013/10/bitcoin_atm_gallery/

www.bitdazzle.com

www.bitpremier.com

www.bitmit.net (kinda like the ebay for bitcoin)

Look at the market for ASIC mining hardware - that in itself is making millionaires.

BAIDU started accepting bitcoin (China's) Google

I could spew out a thousand new businesses a day that are accepting bitcoin (and benefiting due to close to 0% transaction fees)

How about this organic farmer in Argentina that was able to get crop to the market with the help of bitcoin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBLpx6gQtUU

And of course evil speculators (investors) in bitcoin are becoming wealthy as they provide the lubrication to allow this free-market machine to operate.

It's incredible what bitcoin has done.

You can always place your faith in an entity that spent a BILLION dollars designing a website that doesn't fucking work. Bitcoin is free and look at what it has accomplished.

 

 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 00:47 | 4103832 Cabreado
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"It's incredible what bitcoin has done."

It is not incredible at all, but serves to demonstrate how self-absorption reigns, and in this case, highlights nothing more than an underground currency passed among those hoping to profit from its passing, or pretending to bypass control, all the while neglecting the real issues.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:54 | 4103773 dark pools of soros
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so an industry like paypal being recreated without all their baggage isnt an industry? 

and I guess SilkRoad for all its ups and downs wasn't a force either... bitcoins is freeing the marketplace in many many ways..  soon microtransactions will be a reality since the transaction costs per transaction is a tiny fraction that you can't get away with by using paypal/visa etc..  too much overhead

gambling sites are popping up too... 

anyway.. $200 bitches

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:26 | 4103433 Goldilocks
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The Microchip Mark Of The Beast (666)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l39XsMcyvgA (9:22)

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:26 | 4103435 Dr. Engali
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Damn he invested $27 kroner and got back a $ 886,000 boner.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:38 | 4103472 AssFire
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The angle of dangle is equal to the throb of the knob, provided the sag of the bag is constant.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:17 | 4103714 StychoKiller
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Hmm, I was told it was "the heat of the meat, and the square of the hair!"

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:28 | 4103437 One And Only
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"Not Tesla, Not Apple, Not Netflix..."

*Not subject to the purview of a central bank.*

It's a free market...and it's flourishing.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:29 | 4103440 HUGE_Gamma
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If the NSA can confiscated 150k bitcoins from the Silk Road founder.. they can take yours also

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:36 | 4103469 TeMpTeK
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His password was so secure he had to write it down.... Either that or the waterboarding

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:06 | 4103536 seek
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First, it was the FBI, not the NSA.

Second, they waited for him at the coffee shop he logged in from, and waiting until after he had logged in. This is what gave the FBI access for the necessary key files. They couldn't do it without his logging in.

Third, so far they only seem to have managed to get about a quarter to a third of what he's believed to have made from Silk Road.

Lastly, it's pretty clear the owner of Silk Road was sloppy in a lot of respects. If you keep your bitcoin wallet offline and encrypted, no one will be taking your bitcoin without you giving up the keys.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:39 | 4103622 Boondocker
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And that could be anyone....

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:28 | 4103444 Cistercian
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Win...EPIC.

Good for him I'm glad he came out so far ahead!!!

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:30 | 4103449 Mentaliusanything
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Thats a gain worth Taxing.... Ooops. old .gov gots some work to do

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:46 | 4103451 Emergency Ward
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 er uh TWTRQ, uh Mutti's blood pressure, Assad's chances of remaining in office, whatever, forming a bullish base, ready for a real breakout?

                   Oh, Bitcoin.

 

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:31 | 4103453 Goldilocks
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William Shakespeare - All The World's A Stage - Monologue - Poetry Reading
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmN9hr2wxUg (1:48)

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:31 | 4103456 greatbeard
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I could single handedly bring the whole thing down.  All I've got to do is go all in. 

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:55 | 4103521 SilverIsKing
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I see .gov opening silkroad 2.0 and selling shit for Bitcoin until they've collected most or all of the Bitcoin. I know I know, the Bitcoin they don't own goes up in.value.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:16 | 4103562 pipes
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No.

You.

Couldn't.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:46 | 4103479 mercy
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Does Norway have a capital gains tax?

 

If so, why tell anyone about his "surprise".

 

Update:

Capital income is taxed at a flat rate of %28. Ouch!

 

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:07 | 4103539 seek
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That's the same rate as gold is taxed in the US.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:51 | 4103655 Pool Shark
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Only if you can retrieve it from the bottom of the lake...

 

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:43 | 4103634 SpykerSpeed
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He's an absolute idiot for announcing it to the world, then.  Wow.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:44 | 4103489 Yen Cross
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  I love hearing stories like that. Hopefully he doesn't blow it all on coke and hookers, or get eaten alive with capital gains taxes.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:27 | 4103589 fnord88
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i'm sure he'll tell the taxman he lost it in a virtual boating accident

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 00:09 | 4103789 Tall Tom
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There is no gain as long as the asset is not sold or traded. I am certain that he owes Capital Gains on the Apartment that he bought. But he left 4/5ths of it in Bitcoin. So there is no Capital Gain until he cashes out.

 

Is he a fool for being honest? NO. Since the Government has no idea on what the Purchase Price was then he might have told he that he had bought in at a later date and at an increased amount. Capital Gains Taxes are only due on PROFITS.

 

But it is much better to be HONEST.  That way you do not have to look over your shoulder and cover up any lies if you are DISHONEST. (It does not matter that the Government Officials are lying sacks of shit. That gives one no excuse whatsoever to become a lying sack of shit.)

 

Besides you have to look at yourself in the mirror every morning.

 

As I am already too ugly for that then why shall I make it worse?

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 01:43 | 4103881 Magnum
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I believe Norway taxes  based on how much you own, not based on profit.  So if you own something worth $800,000 then every year you pay based on owning that. 

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:45 | 4103490 bugs_
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Our numismatic experts stand ready to help you value your bitcoins, call now

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:45 | 4103494 Trimmed Hedge
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I've got a ten kroner, a five kroner, a twenty kroner..

No, wait.. that's another ten kroner...

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:55 | 4103509 Cursive
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Good for him. He sold the tulips before the bust. All the problems we have with unsound money these days and there are people who champion rampant speculation in an alternative currency, a large portion of which was just confiscated by the FBI? Yes, The Onion will need to shutter it's website....

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:00 | 4103526 One And Only
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*He sold a fifth.*

How are the tulip bulbs doing that you hold? Ya know  - the dollars that have declined by 95% in value over the last 100 years due to reckless and out of control government spending?

Bitcoin can't be printed or counterfeited.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:17 | 4103715 Cursive
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@one and only

Unfortunately, you are not the one and only who who is ignorant about the problems of inflation AND deflation.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:41 | 4103755 One And Only
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I am only a cog in the wheel. I love any market that is free and I will support it.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 00:30 | 4103816 Tall Tom
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I love any market that attacks the US Dollar as a destruction of that currency is what I really want to see. The US Dollar is nothing more than a FRAUD built upon a Ponzi Scheme. 

 

If it is Gold, Silver, or Bitcoin then I really do not care. The US Dollar is Toilet Paper and is valueless. Why I was told that by a Santelli-Fama Interview today.

 

A wind down of QE is no problem...if they set the value of the US Dollar to zero as it is "Value Neutral".

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 00:02 | 4103787 dark pools of soros
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as long as they are in a free market, inflation and deflation work their way out

your move central bank boy

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 08:57 | 4104293 Cursive
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@dark pools of soros

Show me a "free" market and I'll show you a unicorn...oh, and if you think Silk Road is/was a "free" market, please explain why the so-called "Dread Pirate Roberts"  and his bitcoin stash is in federal custody.  Your move, naive little prick....

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:46 | 4103643 SpykerSpeed
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Bitcoin's supply can't be expanded.  It's capped.  Governments can't shut it down, because it's decentralized.  It costs fractions of a penny to send millions of dollars worth of Bitcoin to anyone in the world, instantly.  Bitcoin can't be detected by metal detectors at borders.  SWAT teams can't confiscate it.  Your Bitcoin wallet can be accessed anywhere in the world, from any computer.

It's no wonder Bitcoin is valuable.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:52 | 4103510 One And Only
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When Gartman starts buying bitcoin in Dong I'm cashing out.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:59 | 4103529 Clowns on Acid
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"Koch exchanged one fifth of his 5,000 bitcoins, generating enough kroner to buy an apartment in Toyen, one of the Norwegian capital’s wealthier areas."

The lad bought an apartment for $177,000 in one of best neighborhods in town? 

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:14 | 4103559 Exponere Mendaces
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$177,200

Guess it goes farther than the green toilet paper in the U.S.A.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 01:55 | 4103892 Clowns on Acid
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I believe it was the $ equivalent in Norwegian koruna. My point was that 177k, or 177.2k as you so meaningfully corrected, would not buy a parking spaqce in LDN, Paris, NYC or LA.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 04:34 | 4103982 Urban Redneck
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I would assume he took out a mortgage for substantially more than that based on the current value of his liquid net worth and current salary, same as everyone else. As long he keeps his job and the and bitcoin market doesn't tank then the debt ponzi can be maintained.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:06 | 4103538 adr
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So he didn't buy anything with the Bitcoins, he exchanged something he bought with Kroner for substantially more Kroner four years later. Making Bitcoin a greater fool speculative investment, not a new form of currency.

The world doesn't need any more get rich quick schemes. 

That is why Bitcoin jumped in value, people believe if they invest $10k now it will become $100k. That makes Bitcoin no better than any other worthless momentum traded stock.

Investing in Bitcoin doesn't create anything of value. You think you are hurting the global banking cartel when you trade dollars for Bitcoin for the sole purpose of having someone giving you more dollars later?

That mentality is no better than Blankfein taking Benny Bux from Bernanke.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 00:04 | 4103791 dark pools of soros
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did you miss SilkRoad the past two years?? 

The sheeple is strong here

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 00:39 | 4103824 Haole
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You obviously don't have a clue what you're talking about.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:08 | 4103543 robertocarlos
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I like the part where he had trouble remembering his password. That would kill me.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:14 | 4103557 adr
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I was paid $2500 to design a product that to date has generated over $30 million in revenue. That is just one product out of hundreds that I have designed over the past 14 years.

That's a pretty good investment, and you actually get a physical product.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:17 | 4103567 Exponere Mendaces
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This "physical trumps virtual" screed only gets you so far. And the only "best case" is if civillization totally goes to shit, which isn't a great scenario.

You must be the life of the party at the Veteran's Lodge.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:43 | 4103628 One And Only
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Wait a minute.

You were paid $2,500 to design a product that generated $30,000,000 in revenue?

Sounds like someone sold you short son.

You of all people need to buy bitcoin before the FED debases that $2,500 into the equivalent of a glass of concentrated orange juice.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:03 | 4103675 RideTheWalrus
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You were paid $2,500 to design a product that generated $30,000,000 in revenue?

Sounds like someone sold you short son.

 

--------

Obviously you don't understand contract work.

He might of been paid $2,500 to design a Jay-Z album cover and Jay-Z made $30,000,000 selling it to dickweeds. 

How is he being paid short? Might only taken 2 days to make the artwork and $2,500 is pretty good at that rate.

Why would Jay-Z offer him a percentage of the album sales when there's a 1,000 people who would design the cover for $2,500 or less? 

 

 

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:15 | 4103710 One And Only
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Calm down homeboy.

If I had an integral part of generating $30,000,000 in sales and I only received $2,500 than I would feel like a failure. But I'm a capitalist, so you do you booboo. You do business however you want. I work on a different level of business.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:32 | 4103740 shutdown
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Who or what is a Jay-Z?

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:28 | 4103591 Anonymouse
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Hillary's broker has a new retroactive trade to recommend....

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:46 | 4103621 sgorem
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THAT DOES IT! I'm rolling out a Bitcoin ETF...........(send me all those worthless dollars you guys have laying around out there, and I'll remit to you a nice new, pretty, freshly printed stock certificate in the mail for your "shares"  in BITEME (Nasdaq symbol for my new Bitcoin ETF). Don't anyone steal my idea!! This has gotta be the BEST thing to come along since toilet paper! Hunh?.....................let me see, worthless paper backed by hot air, for another pretty piece of paper backed up by some imaginary digital code. sounds like it'll fit right in todays financial circus...................

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:42 | 4103631 IridiumRebel
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Do I buy and risk being considered a terrorist?

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:07 | 4103699 seek
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If you're reading this, you're already considered a terrorist.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 23:44 | 4103758 Manipuflation
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No, not us...

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:42 | 4103632 Boondocker
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If you leave a trail, they will find you.  While i dont think they can hack your coins, they can and will track you....and that goes for everything.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 00:09 | 4103795 dark pools of soros
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do you leave your trailer much?

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 08:53 | 4104277 Cursive
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@dark pools of soros

The so-called "Dread Pirate Roberts" probably wishes he could go back to his trailer....

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:45 | 4103637 Hulk
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fuck me...

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:48 | 4103644 jonjon831983
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Big BC media push.  I even heard it on the TV news today.

 

Apparently, somewhere in Canada they opened BC ATMs.

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