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Presenting Bubble Trader Pro

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/29/2013 18:55 -0400

For all your, well just one really, New Normal daytrading needs.

courtesy of @Not_Jim_Cramer

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Tue, 10/29/2013 - 18:59 | 4103054 nmewn

This is gonna be one impressive pop.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:06 | 4103077 LetThemEatRand

Although I'm starting to wonder if it's going to be one of those pops where the bubble just grows forever and the only pop is the sound of everyone's currency dropping the toilet because it's cheaper than buying TP. Well worn dollar bills will carry higher value than crisp 20 notes.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:11 | 4103090 King_of_simpletons

Now is the time to get in - when everyone is calling the top.... ironically, the bottom is in since Yellen is going to juice this puppy with MOAR.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:15 | 4103094 DoChenRollingBearing

If you still have any money left, just buy more gold instead.

EDIT:

Way to go @Not_Jim_Cramer!

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:25 | 4103124 Rainman

stop wasting time in GLD..Buy The Next Gubmint Shutdown !

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:33 | 4103136 DoChenRollingBearing

BUY PHYSICAL GOLD!

Not the GLD...

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:35 | 4103145 krispkritter

Where's the big red 'Printing is EASY' button?

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 02:49 | 4103926 acommenter

Where's the 'ROLL BACK transaction' button?

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 20:20 | 4103267 tempo

SPX will go up until US $ loses is reserve currency Status. See George Washington, China (the logical replacement) doesn't want yuan to become Reserve Currency so SPX may be at a new 10 year low looking forward. Buy, Buy Buy

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 18:58 | 4103055 BlackChicken

This was stolen from the FED

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:17 | 4103107 LetThemEatRand

Don't worry, Homeland Security and NSA are on it like Dimon semen on Obama's chin.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:00 | 4103059 Black Forest

This is not MS compliant. At least, you require a Cancel button.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:01 | 4103064 prains

http://imgur.com/KmoiLJq

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:03 | 4103067 LetThemEatRand

I don't know exactly what that is, but it pretty much sums up my month!

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:34 | 4103609 prains

it's a giant eagle taking down a deer....WTF!

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:03 | 4103066 Bosch

Fuck It, Buy Shit Anyway

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:03 | 4103070 Goldilocks

...a different Jim...
Jim Cramer Explains How The Stock Market Is Manipulated
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOS8QgAQO-k (6:45)

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:31 | 4103129 bdub2

Thank you for the link. I made it to minute 3:57, of which I am proud. Because, the "it's legal so it's allll good" demeanor is sick and will end in ruin.

It's difficult to describe how accepted and encouraged it is to be a bullshit carnival con artist in this world, with 'merica showing the way.

The epitome of lack of integrity.

And I'd debate anyone to take the counter argument. No one would. Because they know it's scum of the Earth. But there's money in that.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:50 | 4103190 NOTaREALmerican

Re: And I'd debate anyone to take the counter argument.

If only the [Red | Blue] Team had been elected in (fill in year) none of this would have happened.

List various random items below "proving" how the [Red | Blue] Team is really for the clueless dumbasses:

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Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:54 | 4103193 ZH11

Excellent link.

First bit of truth I've heard out of that bastards mouth.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:06 | 4103079 Yen Cross

LMAO at the sell side. It's true, and just shows how ludicrous and back asswards these markets are.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:09 | 4103087 Bennie Noakes

Needs a slide control to adjust leverage from 1X to 1000X.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:24 | 4103123 NOTaREALmerican

These damn users are never satisfied. We give them a way to make infinite money and they want a programming change...

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:23 | 4103103 dcohen

Good one, I guess this one needs no updates to the code (i.e. if Mr Yellen and her henchmen have anything to say about it).

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:37 | 4103137 Pure Evil

Still too many choices.

Just lock it on BTFATH, set next to crack monkey with direct injection into brain, make WIN button 3x larger, fill receptacle with crack, attach electrical connection from WIN button to crack receptacle, press WIN button one time to train crack monkey, stand back and wait for cash to roll in.

Oh yeah, replace crack monkey after close of market, he'll be dead by then or very close.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:37 | 4103152 monad