Presenting Bubble Trader Pro

Tyler Durden's picture

For all your, well just one really, New Normal daytrading needs.

courtesy of @Not_Jim_Cramer

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nmewn's picture

This is gonna be one impressive pop.

LetThemEatRand's picture

Although I'm starting to wonder if it's going to be one of those pops where the bubble just grows forever and the only pop is the sound of everyone's currency dropping the toilet because it's cheaper than buying TP.  Well worn dollar bills will carry higher value than crisp 20 notes.  

King_of_simpletons's picture

Now is the time to get in - when everyone is calling the top.... ironically, the bottom is in since Yellen is going to juice this puppy with MOAR.

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

 

 

If you still have any money left, just buy more gold instead.

EDIT:

Way to go @Not_Jim_Cramer!

Rainman's picture

stop wasting time in GLD..Buy The Next Gubmint Shutdown !

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

BUY PHYSICAL GOLD! 

Not the GLD...

krispkritter's picture

Where's the big red 'Printing is EASY' button?

acommenter's picture

Where's the 'ROLL BACK transaction' button?

tempo's picture

SPX will go up until US $ loses is reserve currency Status. See George Washington, China (the logical replacement) doesn't want yuan to become Reserve Currency so SPX may be at a new 10 year low looking forward. Buy, Buy Buy

BlackChicken's picture

This was stolen from the FED

LetThemEatRand's picture

Don't worry, Homeland Security and NSA are on it like Dimon semen on Obama's chin.  

Black Forest's picture

This is not MS compliant. At least, you require a Cancel button.

LetThemEatRand's picture

I don't know exactly what that is, but it pretty much sums up my month!

prains's picture

it's a giant eagle taking down a deer....WTF!

Bosch's picture

Fuck It, Buy Shit Anyway 

Goldilocks's picture

...a different Jim...
Jim Cramer Explains How The Stock Market Is Manipulated
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOS8QgAQO-k (6:45)

bdub2's picture

Thank you for the link. I made it to minute 3:57, of which I am proud. Because, the "it's legal so it's allll good" demeanor is sick and will end in ruin. 

It's difficult to describe how accepted and encouraged it is to be a bullshit carnival con artist in this world, with 'merica showing the way.

The epitome of lack of integrity. 

And I'd debate anyone to take the counter argument. No one would. Because they know it's scum of the Earth. But there's money in that.

NOTaREALmerican's picture

Re:  And I'd debate anyone to take the counter argument.

If only the [Red | Blue] Team had been elected in (fill in year) none of this would have happened.

List various random items below "proving" how the [Red | Blue] Team is really for the clueless dumbasses:

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ZH11's picture

Excellent link.

First bit of truth I've heard out of that bastards mouth.

 

Yen Cross's picture

  LMAO at the sell side. It's true, and just shows how ludicrous and back asswards these markets are.

Bennie Noakes's picture

Needs a slide control to adjust leverage from 1X to 1000X.

NOTaREALmerican's picture

These damn users are never satisfied.  We give them a way to make infinite money and they want a programming change...

dcohen's picture

Good one, I guess this one needs no updates to the code (i.e. if Mr Yellen and her henchmen have anything to say about it).

Pure Evil's picture

Still too many choices.

Just lock it on BTFATH, set next to crack monkey with direct injection into brain, make WIN button 3x larger, fill receptacle with crack, attach electrical connection from WIN button to crack receptacle, press WIN button one time to train crack monkey, stand back and wait for cash to roll in.

Oh yeah, replace crack monkey after close of market, he'll be dead by then or very close.

monad's picture

Winfoes app. Transfer moneys to Boris or we erase your hard drive, no?

buzzsaw99's picture

it really is that easy

Godisanhftbot's picture

 I already have this app. You stole it.

acetinker's picture

Uh, it's fuck no Ah-swee-pay.

Archetype's picture

Hope it's possible to select all options at the same time...

DOT's picture

Is there a scratch off version?

Mesquite's picture

Yup...

luv it...

(and yes, the 'slider for leverage' too..)

In fact, the whole thread...

22winmag's picture

Where is the option for "threaten marial law on national television"?