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Presenting Bubble Trader Pro

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For all your, well just one really, New Normal daytrading needs.

courtesy of @Not_Jim_Cramer


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Tue, 10/29/2013 - 18:59 | Link to Comment nmewn
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This is gonna be one impressive pop.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:06 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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Although I'm starting to wonder if it's going to be one of those pops where the bubble just grows forever and the only pop is the sound of everyone's currency dropping the toilet because it's cheaper than buying TP.  Well worn dollar bills will carry higher value than crisp 20 notes.  

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:11 | Link to Comment King_of_simpletons
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Now is the time to get in - when everyone is calling the top.... ironically, the bottom is in since Yellen is going to juice this puppy with MOAR.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:15 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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If you still have any money left, just buy more gold instead.


Way to go @Not_Jim_Cramer!

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:25 | Link to Comment Rainman
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stop wasting time in GLD..Buy The Next Gubmint Shutdown !

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:33 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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Not the GLD...

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:35 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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Where's the big red 'Printing is EASY' button?

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 02:49 | Link to Comment acommenter
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Where's the 'ROLL BACK transaction' button?

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 20:20 | Link to Comment tempo
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SPX will go up until US $ loses is reserve currency Status. See George Washington, China (the logical replacement) doesn't want yuan to become Reserve Currency so SPX may be at a new 10 year low looking forward. Buy, Buy Buy

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 18:58 | Link to Comment BlackChicken
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This was stolen from the FED

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:17 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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Don't worry, Homeland Security and NSA are on it like Dimon semen on Obama's chin.  

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:00 | Link to Comment Black Forest
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This is not MS compliant. At least, you require a Cancel button.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:01 | Link to Comment prains
Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:03 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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I don't know exactly what that is, but it pretty much sums up my month!

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 22:34 | Link to Comment prains
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it's a giant eagle taking down a deer....WTF!

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:03 | Link to Comment Bosch
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Fuck It, Buy Shit Anyway 

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:03 | Link to Comment Goldilocks
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...a different Jim...
Jim Cramer Explains How The Stock Market Is Manipulated (6:45)

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:31 | Link to Comment bdub2
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Thank you for the link. I made it to minute 3:57, of which I am proud. Because, the "it's legal so it's allll good" demeanor is sick and will end in ruin. 

It's difficult to describe how accepted and encouraged it is to be a bullshit carnival con artist in this world, with 'merica showing the way.

The epitome of lack of integrity. 

And I'd debate anyone to take the counter argument. No one would. Because they know it's scum of the Earth. But there's money in that.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:50 | Link to Comment NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  And I'd debate anyone to take the counter argument.

If only the [Red | Blue] Team had been elected in (fill in year) none of this would have happened.

List various random items below "proving" how the [Red | Blue] Team is really for the clueless dumbasses:



Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:54 | Link to Comment ZH11
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Excellent link.

First bit of truth I've heard out of that bastards mouth.


Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:06 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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  LMAO at the sell side. It's true, and just shows how ludicrous and back asswards these markets are.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:09 | Link to Comment Bennie Noakes
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Needs a slide control to adjust leverage from 1X to 1000X.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:24 | Link to Comment NOTaREALmerican
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These damn users are never satisfied.  We give them a way to make infinite money and they want a programming change...

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:23 | Link to Comment dcohen
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Good one, I guess this one needs no updates to the code (i.e. if Mr Yellen and her henchmen have anything to say about it).

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:37 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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Still too many choices.

Just lock it on BTFATH, set next to crack monkey with direct injection into brain, make WIN button 3x larger, fill receptacle with crack, attach electrical connection from WIN button to crack receptacle, press WIN button one time to train crack monkey, stand back and wait for cash to roll in.

Oh yeah, replace crack monkey after close of market, he'll be dead by then or very close.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 19:37 | Link to Comment monad
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Winfoes app. Transfer moneys to Boris or we erase your hard drive, no?

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 20:09 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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it really is that easy

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 20:11 | Link to Comment Godisanhftbot
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 I already have this app. You stole it.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 20:11 | Link to Comment acetinker
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Uh, it's fuck no Ah-swee-pay.

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 20:28 | Link to Comment Archetype
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Hope it's possible to select all options at the same time...

Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:10 | Link to Comment resurger
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Tue, 10/29/2013 - 21:46 | Link to Comment DOT
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Is there a scratch off version?

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 01:14 | Link to Comment I Write Code
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Buy buy baby.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 04:34 | Link to Comment LaurentDeLyon
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trop fort

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 08:04 | Link to Comment Mesquite
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luv it...

(and yes, the 'slider for leverage' too..)

In fact, the whole thread...

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 08:22 | Link to Comment 22winmag
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Where is the option for "threaten marial law on national television"?

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!