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President To Re-Pitch Obamacare - Live Webcast

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Following Tavenner and Sebelius self-sacrifice in the last two days - despite the grossly partisan questioning (and congratulating) - it seems its time for the Presidential pitchman to take the stand once again. We are sure we'll be told that you can keep your plans (kinda sorta), that it's not about the website, and just how great it is for a few hand-picked kids with diabetes, moms with cancer, and veterans that the rest of Americans should be happy to pay up for. We will also be keeping an eagle eye open for any feinting...

 

 

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Wed, 10/30/2013 - 15:52 | 4106031 kralizec
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Piss on this asshat!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 15:58 | 4106074 smlbizman
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"niggers love nots to know"....chris rock.....

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 15:59 | 4106094 buzzsaw99
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nigga please [/chris rock]

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:06 | 4106134 kaiserhoff
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Barry needs to reintroduce his-seff to the 57 States of Mericans.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:14 | 4106179 FL_Conservative
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Old Farmer saying: "When you find yourself in a hole....stop digging.

 

Tough to do if you're a pompous ideologue.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:15 | 4106190 Sofa King Confused
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Will someone please faint so he can STFU.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:19 | 4106213 smlbizman
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that game needs to be stepped up to panty throwing....

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:23 | 4106240 MagicHandPuppet
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so... when is some dump sheeple girl behind him gonna faint?

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:25 | 4106247 krispkritter
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You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a narcissistic-negrocasian-insurance salesman-sock puppet-pig.  Did I mention this pig is a bald-faced liar?

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:27 | 4106273 tsx500
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sir, you are insulting pigs with your comments !

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:37 | 4106326 remain calm
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Honestly, I am surprised he hasn't been assasinated yet.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:48 | 4106376 krispkritter
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Two words: Joe Biden

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 20:36 | 4107064 Ahmeexnal
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Joe who??

JOE MOMMA!!!!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:20 | 4106219 knukles
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It has become clear that he is either incompetent or derelict in his duty, without capacity to manage. 
His raison detre is to speak.

This is what a Community Organizer does.
Speak.

3 more years, God Help Us All

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:25 | 4106252 pods
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This guy is on TV more than Chancellor Sutler.

Why won't he get it that we really don't want to be told again that it is in fact rain on our legs?

Just go away. Please. I beg you.  You rock.  Best president ever.  There, can you go away now?

Thanks,

pods

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 17:25 | 4106480 Things that go bump
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Have you never reached for something you knew in your heart of hearts you were not qualified for by either temperment or experience - and got it? If you have, you can imagine his panic and flailing and clinging to anyone who might be willing to offer guidance and lift the most onerous of the burdens from his shoulders. We're run by committee now and there really is no decider in chief. I believed this of Bush as well, but at least with him we had the despicable Chaney's firm hand on the reins. 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:14 | 4106183 NoDebt
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Just what I needed today.  More words coming out of this moron's mouth.  Can't stand it any more.  I'm out.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:24 | 4106194 Mercury
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With apologies to Sam Cooke:

 

Don’t know much about Benghazi

Don’t know what’s shakin’ at the NSA

Don’t know much about web design

500 million lines of code seems perfectly fine

 

But my intentions are pure this I surely know

Here’s a unicorn and your own rainbow

If I can claim the will of the majority

I’ll give others' money to my chosen peeps.

 

Government knows what’s best for you and me

We are your best friend, your true family

Take the hem of my garment, my outstretched hand

As we print and tax our way…

to La-la Land…

 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:29 | 4106287 tsx500
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Bravo !   Give us MOAR !!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 17:06 | 4106437 g'kar
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.....As he necessarily increases energy costs.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:12 | 4106133 USS Bernanke
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If at first you don't succeed, try try again.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:15 | 4106196 Jonas Parker
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"If at first you don't secede, try, try again!"

Fixed it for you!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 20:23 | 4107029 Umh
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It can be any color you want, but it's still shit.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:18 | 4106211 in4mayshun
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"10% of uninsured Oregonians are now insured..."?????
That has got to be a lie...
Fact check challenge anyone?

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:23 | 4106234 Pooper Popper
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Fuck you vallerie jarret,you are one ugly Bitch?CUNT!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:34 | 4106319 Crash Overide
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Whatever happened to BENGHAZI, IRS, AP FAST & FURIOUS scandals?

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:25 | 4106256 tsx500
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honestly, i wouldn't even waste my piss on President Stompyfeet.    He's not worthy.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:32 | 4106307 Crash Overide
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That fucking picture is priceless!!!

Sign up for Obamacare today and receive a free Spiderman ShamWow towel?

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 17:06 | 4106438 Boeing Boy
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Tyler, is that "fainting", "feinting", or BOTH.

 

Ha ha..

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 15:53 | 4106035 ParkAveFlasher
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Chubby white girls love Obama!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:11 | 4106167 Charles Nelson ...
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how about the asian fella with the lab coat on?!?  I betcha he bangs his cat & masturbates to pictures of himself.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:22 | 4106226 knukles
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Who the fuck red arrowed that?
Come on, stand up and be held accountable.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:24 | 4106243 Deo vindice
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Maybe he's from China. He's clapping because he knows that Obamacare will be the final nail in the coffin of the US dollar reserve status.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 17:57 | 4106621 Evil Bugeyes
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You say that like it's a bad thing.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:21 | 4106221 Canadian Dirtlump
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especially ones who appear to have no teeth.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 21:13 | 4107187 Jumbotron
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"Old Farmer saying: "When you find yourself in a hole....stop digging.

 

Tough to do if you're a pompous ideologue."

 

Extra tough because Obama has his head so far up his ass he thinks if he keeps on going he'll end up getting out through his mouth.


Wed, 10/30/2013 - 15:53 | 4106040 Deathrips
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I like to vomit vomit....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3E6jH6iP5I

 

Rips...

 

ps i hate these actors.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:22 | 4106220 Deathrips
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I been junked on vomit vomit..for obama? WTF Obama (or whatever) youre speaking right now ..how'd you junk me? If only you could multi task like that on benghazi, irs, 9/11, fast and furious...etc, we might be safe..and have 6 trillion not spent on war..and be able to afford healthcare. Sheesh. Cereal zeorhedge junker Obama. Thumbs down you fool.

 

RIPS

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 15:57 | 4106054 Kirk2NCC1701
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Oh Taper it, O'Bummer!

I now have to leave this link, before I (too) get sick.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 15:55 | 4106057 johnQpublic
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trust fall

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:00 | 4106099 Stoploss
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Change the phone number to:  1-800-FUC-BARY...          That one will fly.........

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 15:57 | 4106067 Running On Bing...
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The price is good, the product is good, people are signing up.

WTF do you expect, it's basically illegal not to. Fucking jerk off talks like it's voluntary and people are signing up because they really want to.

FUCK YOU!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:07 | 4106146 Gringo Viejo
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According to the Navigator I spoke with, apparantly a case of the "willies" is fully covered but the "hebegebes" have a $500 co-pay.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:23 | 4106235 knukles
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"Taxes are voluntary"
   -Harry "the Dick" Reid

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 21:13 | 4110365 MeelionDollerBogus
Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:30 | 4106292 skidrow
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Really surprised no one has taken a shot at the HNIC

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 19:15 | 4106829 lakecity55
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how long can that luck hold out?

Biden would be preferable to this thing.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 15:58 | 4106076 CharliePrince
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shiny happy people laughing

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:09 | 4106159 kaiserhoff
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Wait until they find out it's not free,

  even for the Free Shit Army.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 20:30 | 4107055 Occams_Chainsaw
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A guy who works for me has a sister who is a proud member of the Free Shit Army.  She just found out she has to pay about $200 more a month.  According to him she was wailing and crying and can't understand why Obooger betrayed her.  She plans to vote for him again if at all possible.  Fuck the FSA.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 21:14 | 4110369 MeelionDollerBogus
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She has to.
Dinja knows iss rayciss not tah.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 15:58 | 4106077 Oldballplayer
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Oh Boy...our little Deval.  He is Obama Lite.  Watch out for him in the next election.  They are going to give him a lamp and have him walk behind the nominee as their VP.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 15:59 | 4106080 ebworthen
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Oh Good Lord, the crowd of acolytes in the background again?

Where do they get those people?  Oh wait...

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:21 | 4106222 Ignatius
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The man can sell shit in a shitstorm... surrounded by clapping dumbshits.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 15:59 | 4106090 conspicio
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And the grammar nazi's appear to correct the spelling of "feinting" in 3....2....1....

 

(and yes, I know there is an extra ellipsis, so suck it.)

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:13 | 4106180 pods
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Technically a fake faint would be a feint.

pods

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:44 | 4106355 spdrdr
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Plus, you're looking for the plural "nazis", not the possessive case or abbreviated "nazi's".

I can see that you hated your teachers and betters...

 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 17:15 | 4106468 conspicio
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I did nazi that coming.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 20:40 | 4107071 MontgomeryScott
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i'll give you this much:

You do seem to have a sense of humor!

The 'feinting' faint, and NOT SEES!

How about the O-fuku-fail website going down this morning, right before the sedicious serpentine slut Sebelius gave testimony before the schmoozers in Congress? THAT was really cool!

(Note to self: Copyright 'SEDICIOUS SERPENTINE SLUT SEBELIUS'. Apply for patent...)

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 15:59 | 4106092 Westcoastliberal
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I'd like to know how a Canadian company gets a no-bid contract and then so royally fucks up the job.  Oh wait, it was Michelle's schoolchum connection.  Sorry, my bad.

By the way speaking of health, here's a great interview about Fuku-shima with a scientist who pulls no punches:

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/10/29/fukushima-and-the-privatization-...

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 20:56 | 4107124 MontgomeryScott
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The Canadians drink malt liquor, not real beer, and some of them can't handle English (the language), and it's really cold, and they seem to like socialism, and Harper...

Getty Lee:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BFPt001PYU

Triumph:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlJA-cN2C_0

Well, O.K. they are all right, i suppose.

Here's Arnie Gunderson's overview of the current state of TEPCO's Dai-ichi BWR units 1-6, Fukushima Prefecture, Honshu, Japan (with the background). I thought you might be interested (since you seem to be following this stuff):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfHM34PmZMk

When you put psychophants and sociopaths and megalomaniacs and mentally deranged whores in charge of governments and nuclear reactors and corporations and election-counting companies and the stock exchanges and banks and the military, I guess you will get what you deserve.

Oh:

FUCK SOETORO!

 

 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:02 | 4106093 OwnSilverPlayMusic
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The website is still fucking down as they speak.  Go pat yourself on the back again you worthless piece of shit!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:00 | 4106095 GolfHatesMe
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Awesome Picture! 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:22 | 4106228 kaiserhoff
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Ovommits white trash side showing through.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:00 | 4106098 keating
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fainting...

Obama is correct for poor folks and lower income families, especially single parents this is a BMW plan for Kia prices...for the rest of us, big deductibles and big premiums.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:05 | 4106130 conspicio
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CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE THE GRAMMAR LOVING FUCKTARD OF THE DAY. FEELING GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF? AWESOME!

(jeezuz, you only took a minute after my post, what an efficient little fucker you must be!) GODSPEED GRAMMAR MAN!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:32 | 4106302 Real Estate Geek
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Plus, his was a foolish comment, because the people he cites will get hammered by the high deductible and copayments.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 21:01 | 4107141 MontgomeryScott
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You seem to be hung up on the 'grammar' issue.

Did you have issues like this in your childhood?

Perhaps Dr. Ruth might describe such issues as serious damage, resulting from perhaps, 'Father's Penis Syndrome'.

Good God, give it a rest!

(You're not THAT big!)

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 23:43 | 4107550 StychoKiller
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"Feinting" also made (cynical) sense in that sentence.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:00 | 4106100 jcaz
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Go fuck yourself. Barry...

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:02 | 4106102 buzzsaw99
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cancelling health insurance for 10M who were just fine before is a great start to a socialist utopia http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYpnINrZM_M

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:19 | 4106214 centerline
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shock and awe!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:01 | 4106106 Gringo Viejo
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I give the photoshop 5 snaps. Excellent!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:04 | 4106120 Oldballplayer
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Michell said that one beard in the house is enough.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:04 | 4106121 insanelysane
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I'm in the place where the guy you didn't vote for managed to get this done.  How this is going to help me get it done is a mystery to me but my handlers said it would be a good idea to come here and give a speach.

-O

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 21:11 | 4107178 MontgomeryScott
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@ -O:

We're all backing you, really!

Here, let me spool up the official song of Lord Barry, so you don't think we're a bunch of non-comformists!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l46t_nrySg4

BECAUSE, OBAMA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-sdO6pwVHQ

Hey, if you want to spell 'more' as 'MOAR, BITCHEZ', when it comes to socialism, we are all for it!

FOARWARD!

(sarc)

 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:04 | 4106122 ebworthen
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That fat white girl's eyes are glazed over with the kind of delusional adoration that brings despotic regimes to power.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:11 | 4106170 krispkritter
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That's from the free Krispy Kremes they loaded them up with before subjecting them to this BS...

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:20 | 4106218 kaiserhoff
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Now that you mention it,

  she looks a little special sauced.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:06 | 4106138 ejmoosa
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I cannot even watch that asshole any more.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:22 | 4106217 PacOps
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I watched once back when he was campaigning without the teleprompter. Ums & ahs along with word salad mixed in and I knew in my heart the guy was full of bull shit way, way beyond the political norm. Never have watched other than a snip her or there since. Much better to get the gist from others who put themselves thru it and comment. He says nothing that one can believe or count on. Total waste of time.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:22 | 4106225 Winston Churchill
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He's just passing thru' the asshole.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:06 | 4106139 Bastiat
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Brainless cheering fools.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:06 | 4106141 mojine
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Those folks being dragged off to a "FREE SPEECH ZONE" in 3... 2... 1..!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:06 | 4106144 NOTW777
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who faints first

 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:09 | 4106149 wisehiney
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MOAR funny stuff....http://www.cnbc.com/id/101156208

432% increase!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:08 | 4106154 SheepDog-One
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LMAO @ picture!

'Hey, seriously....you got to BUY this here elixir!'

'Oh yea? Well, what's in it'?

'Well....various things...'

Well then YOU drink it! 

Chief Dan George

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:44 | 4106357 pods
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Howz it with stains?

<spits>

 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:54 | 4106398 Jugdish787
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+1 for the josey wales quote.

 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:09 | 4106160 SheepDog-One
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They can't bullshit their way around the PRICETAG....that's ObaMao's Achilles heel. He can bullshit and spin all he wants, but this thing is a sinking ship.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:12 | 4106169 Bastiat
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Yep, a) this affects too many people, directly in the pocket book and b) even the website is not going to get fixed for a long time.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:24 | 4106238 centerline
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Yup.

What a clusterfuck.  People wake up real quick when you mess with the bread and circuses.  This hit is going to people right in the bread and circus part of thier wallet for sure.

Bring it on.  Roll it out full force.  Give congress a blank check too.  No debt ceilings.  Let's get this party kicked into high gear!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 21:18 | 4107205 MontgomeryScott
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I think Obama played the white chick with the bra:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW1dbiD_zDk

Get this party STARTED!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 19:10 | 4106815 lakecity55
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Maybe it will get hit with a real Clusterfuck virus.

Fuck this aids-dripping bastard.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:32 | 4106303 ncdirtdigger
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Just wait until the BLS does it's hedonic adjustments. They'll have you believing you are saving money.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:10 | 4106165 Bastiat
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"Now, Governor Romney and I ran a spirited campaign against each other but I've always believed he did the right thing with healthcare"

. . . . unfortunately the band of partisan hacks that make up my adminstration were not competent to do it even with that model in place.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:13 | 4106174 sixsigma cygnus...
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I'm still waiting for the part where he says "...you're gonna love my nuts."

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:12 | 4106177 Bastiat
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"The website hasn't worked properly over the last couple of weeks and therefore people haven't seen just what a good eal it is" or words to that effect.  Gawd.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:12 | 4106178 muleskinner
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The President speaketh from his toothless wonder.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:13 | 4106182 ebworthen
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"Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit..."

Wow, he's shoveling it today!

Don't hurt your back Barrack!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:35 | 4106313 krispkritter
Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:14 | 4106186 OwnSilverPlayMusic
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Someone that actually has something to say tells people to hold their applause so they can get their point across.  Every TOTUS speech is nothing more than a pep rally, complete with the whoops and hollers.  This man is an embarrassment.  The sight of him sickens me.  I don't think any level of gov't healthcare can cure that ailment...drinking helps.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:15 | 4106191 DeadFinks
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This is the guy the progs are counting on to sell snake oil to snakes... or ice to Eskimos.  Who buys shit sold by a liar?

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:18 | 4106193 rustymason
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ObamaRomneyCare is economic Armageddon, but people are still just sitting in front of their computers/televisions bitching and moaning. I think they just don't really get it yet. If they fully realized what was coming, they would all angrily march on D.C. this instant.

And they better do it soon, in any case. The last lead factory is reportedly shutting down, so bullets are going to become even more expensive.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 19:08 | 4106805 lakecity55
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Look at the details.

Bath House had the EPA regs upped in order to shut them down.

No doubt. He is coming for the guns.

He is coming for you.

You life will be forfeit to his Kingdom on Earth.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:16 | 4106202 drink or die
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Whoa fat girl with a lazy eye right behind him.  It's like they dont want you to actually pay attention to him and just watch her eye wonk out.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:16 | 4106203 ShrNfr
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Not only does he fuck up healthcare, he also fucks up game 6 of the world series.

 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:17 | 4106204 DrData02
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5 fainting candidates visible.  Unless he is going to expand to males.

Go ObamaCare!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:22 | 4106208 FubarNation
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I just spent two hours on the KY site.

What a fucking joke.  FUBAR.

No way I'm giving that POS site my SSN.

Can't even browse for plans.

Differerent screens show up when I log back in.

Keeps trying to sign me up for SNAP benfits.

Nice.

 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:38 | 4106333 ncdirtdigger
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So sign up for the SNAP benefits. As Ed McMahon would say, 'You may already be a winner!"

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:46 | 4106365 monad
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Give it another try. Can't be too difficult to sign up all the people you hate, for multiple plans in multiple states. Be like ACORN. Burn it down.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:56 | 4106405 ncdirtdigger
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BRILLIANT!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 19:06 | 4106798 monad
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Don't try this at home...

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:19 | 4106215 Trimmed Hedge
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Drink every time somebody behind him nods their head...

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:21 | 4106223 yogibear
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Barry is on TV a lot lately trying to pitch his lousy program that will cost people a fortune.

How about the president, congress and the senate use it first?

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:23 | 4106231 bankonzhongguo
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Nobody has ANY money to buy this broken lemonade stand.

That is how out of touch EVERYONE is on this.

Insurance IS NOT healthcare and if people could afford it before they would have bought it.

You can't extract an extra 16% of the nation's GROSS pay amid a depression and deflating wages AND expect ANYTHING to work.

This is what happens when you put well intentioned children in charge of anything.

Fascism.

You go away for the weekend and return to a smoldering ruin.

It does not matter.  The Fed will print the money that will go directly to the insurers. 

All is well, except for actually seeing a doctor and getting timely treatment.

Fuckers.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:40 | 4106342 centerline
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The FED can't print fast enough and the people never see the cash anyhow.  This is massive deflation in at least the short term that we are facing.

They are going to tax the shit out of everyone.  They are going to hunt down every nickle they can - inventing laws as needed to justify it.

We are going to get it from the Federal level, state level and county level.  Count on it.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:23 | 4106232 Westcoastliberal
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Here come the hecklers!  Yeah!

What a fucking liar! If Obamacare is so great, why did all the connected slobs in DC get to "opt-out"?

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:24 | 4106246 straightershooter
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Obama care winners--AIDS patients, nascent-to-terminal cancer patients, pre-conditioners, sick people, chronic diabetic patients....etc. Congratulations, you are winners, some other people are going to pay for your care.

 

For the rest of the people, sorry, you are losers. See, it is a zero sum game. For some people to win, other people must lose.

1. The biggest loser: Anyone younger than 27, who are healthy.

2. Second bigger loser: Anyone younger than 45, who are healthy.

3. The loser: Anyone under 65 who are heatlhy.

So, in a nutshell, 5% winners vs. 95% losers.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:31 | 4106300 centerline
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The only way to squeeze a little more yield from the system (economic cannabalism mind you) is to redistribute.  Boomers are the next big target for sure.  Pensions, property, etc.  Drowning government is going to grab onto anything it can on the way down.

 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:25 | 4106248 Trimmed Hedge
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Somebody please kill him -- and soon

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:25 | 4106249 DeadFinks
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All politics all the time. All propaganda all the time.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:25 | 4106250 Bastiat
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Ich bin ein bullshitter.  -- a WB7 classic.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:25 | 4106251 jrpuffnstuff
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Where is the cry to impeach this guy?  Damn they wanted to impeach Clinton for a chick and a cigar and lying about intercouse.  At least that was between two consenting adults.  He's screwing the entire nation.  You think you'd hear about impeachment like crazy... wtf?

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:46 | 4106367 Dr. Engali
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The impeachment of Clinton was all a distraction while .gov passed shitty legislation to screw the American people. You can bet your bottom dollar that the repukes want this as bad as he does since the authored the shitty healthcare law.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 19:03 | 4106790 lakecity55
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Fuck this motherfucker shit fucker.

 

All he's good at is packing fudge in Reggie's ass.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:26 | 4106254 Urban Redneck
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This fucking clown is trying to now qualify his "if you like your insurance you can keep it BS" ???

I'm an obnoxiously ardent defender of Human Rights, but I'm really not sure those applause machines are actually members of the human race.

No one can actually be THAT STUPID.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:26 | 4106260 no more banksters
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"The wealthiest only see numbers and not people. The growing population means for them "more taxes", while the government shutdown means "less taxes". While Roosevelt did so many steps to reform the state and to relieve the American people, Obama cannot pass neither one legislation for the health and social security. The visit received from leading bankers shortly after the announcement of the US government shutdown is characteristic. Bankers don't pretend anymore because they want to show clearly who is the "big boss"."

http://failedevolution.blogspot.gr/2013/10/new-deal-vs-obamacare-one-rea...

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:26 | 4106262 rodocostarica
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Barry continues to tell people  (and gets the commies in the audience to clap) that everything is great and wonderful. Just wait and see.

I would like to see him say I will resign if what I am saying is not true.

 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:27 | 4106268 vulcanraven
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT????

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:30 | 4106291 kk1532003
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he's talking about ass fucking you with a be-jeweld dick so you can pay for somone else.  Better say thank you too...

 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 21:10 | 4107156 Rusty Shorts
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...he's talking about;

 

JUMP DOWN

TURN AROUND

PICK A BALE OF COTTON

 

Lead Belly- Pick A Bale Of Cotton live 1945

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNpy6NoFFsk

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:27 | 4106272 moonman
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Is that a disclaimer under the guy in the white doctors coat?

"Not an actual doctor, but a paid sponsor"

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:28 | 4106278 kk1532003
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I'm in...there's a guy in a lb coat standing behind him so it's got to be legit

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:50 | 4106381 rlouis
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That's funnY; Obammy with a bit of Bernay's sauce. 

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:29 | 4106280 wisehiney
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You kids believed that BS until you got the bill, did'nt you? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:31 | 4106295 Bastiat
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He's totally fucked this up and now his pitch is that the Republicans should work with him -- implying it's their fault.  What a turd.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 17:26 | 4106509 Five8Charlie
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He's in Massachusetts trying to show that because the Massachusett healthcare systems works there, his ACA will work in the rest of the US. If I was Mitt Romney, I'd be totally pissed off. Obama is trying to ride Romney's coattails on this: "the MA systems works, the ASA will too." 

Romney - love him or hate him - worked with the democrats to get a system in MA - love it or hate it - that would work in MA.  Did Obama do that in the U.S.? He did not. Now he's looking for cover.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 19:00 | 4106786 lakecity55
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He is a delusional Marxist.

He is also quite Insane.

I give us a year before tanks are rolling thru the streets, and I am being optimistic.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:30 | 4106297 vulcanraven
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I never thought I would be saying this....

But he really has become more painful to listen to than Bush.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:33 | 4106310 Trimmed Hedge
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Oh, wow.. I'm going to help all my friends sign up, too!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:34 | 4106315 Trimmed Hedge
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Would love to hear a bunch of gunshots right now...

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:34 | 4106317 ZH Snob
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wow, the obots are mad with adulation!  but that's what obots are for, right?

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:35 | 4106321 Trimmed Hedge
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I have multiple windows open to this right now

Scary...

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:41 | 4106322 y3maxx
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...Have we still time to get in nine holes today?...

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:40 | 4106328 QE49er
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"The task of politics is not to represent just one faction. Rather the task of politics must be to overcome these divisions for a greater good."  Adolf Hitler

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:42 | 4106335 Quus Ant
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I feel the mother of all golf trips coming on. 

Assemble the boys.

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:41 | 4106345 dizzyfingers
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Bite the shiny red poisoned apple, please. Move along. Next!

Wed, 10/30/2013 - 16:42 | 4106351 JR
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The worst thing to happen now as Obamacare tries to gain its foothold is the reemergence of a giant voter registration drive through the health care exchanges, pushed by a vast socialist network including the ACLU and Demos (ACORN reborn).

Why aren’t more spokesmen identifying this purpose as has Rush Limbaugh:

"The purpose of Obamacare’s got nothing to do with your health, and nothing to do with your insurance. It's about building a permanent, undefeatable, always-funded Democrat majority."

California was the first state to decide to enforce the voter registration requirement through the Affordable Care Act. "Nearly 5.8 million Californians who are otherwise eligible to vote are not currently registered," says Democratic state Sen. Alex Padilla, who authored the bill enforcing voter registration. Other states -- Connecticut, Maryland, New York, Rhode Island, and Vermont -- all solidly blue, are following suit.

According to Demos, a left-leaning policy organization with ties to ACORN, successfully implementing the voter-registration requirement into the ACA exchanges can give up to 68 million additional eligible voters the chance to register -- all primarily Democrat voters.

Demos, according to Trevor Loudon, is “a New York based think tank which works closely with remnants of ACORN, the Marxists of Democratic Socialists of America and is an official ‘partner’ organization to Washington DC’s ultra-left Institute for Policy Studies.

This from KeyWiki: “Demos was founded in 1999 by ‘social entrepeneur’ Charles Halpern who recruited such heavyweights as David Callahan, Rob Fersh, Stephen Heintz, Sara Horowitz, Arnie Miller, David Skaggs, Linda Tarr-Whelan and a then obscure State Senator from Illinois named Barack Obama to help him[3]. ...

“Demos has worked extremely closely with ACORN and its voter registration wing Project Vote on several projects. …

“Demos President Miles Rapoport was one of ACORN's most ardent defenders when the organization was accused of widespread voter registration fraud during the 2008 election. …

“Demos has very strong relationship to the radical Washington DC based 'think tank' the Institute for Policy Studies.

"Demos is listed, on the Institute for Policy Studies website as partner organization of IPS[5]."

http://www.keywiki.org/index.php/Demos

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