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Halloween Humor: How To Slay Zombies With Economics
Presumably you've already made plans for surviving a zombie apocalypse. You have detailed escape routes, stockpiled weapons made for killing zombies, stores of food... or at least plans for these things. But have you thought through the important economic factors that might make the difference between surviving and losing your brain to one of the walking dead? If uncertainty about how market prices and currency changes might affect your odds in a zombie-dominated society has been keeping you up at night, fear not. In this video, Prof. Anthony Davies provides a crash course in how a zombie apocalypse is likely to affect the economy. Hint: sell your designer shoes now while you can. And buy bullets.
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Don't do this to me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so8l0vsMprM
Sebelius loses her cool (and shape) and sticks her tongue out at the American public. Watch this real slow (particularly the last half), in full screen, and Happy Halloween!!!
Yessir, TeamDepends! Happy Halloween to all ZH fishez!
We'll turn off the lights here in Peru, and by tomorrow we will get our OWN SCARE at the Immigration Arrivals with our brand-new "Trusted Traveller" cards...
Me a "Trusted Traveller? LOL, we'll see what they do to us!
Anthony Davies writes: "And buy bullets."
gunbot.net is one good place for ammo, a quick & clean site. They now track even .338 Lapua and .50 BMG rounds
There is still a shortage of bullets, which will get worse when new EPA regulations which will shut down the last, one more time, the LAST lead smelting facility in the United States in December. They are going after gun owners, like they did tobacco users, using the same methods to make gun ownership expensive and restrictive.
+ 1 for good info, thanks.
Buy now. I will as soon as I can upon re-entry into the USSA.
Infowars take on it: http://www.infowars.com/last-remaining-lead-smelter-in-the-usa-closing-a...
Rachel Madcow's reply: http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/smelter-center-new-conspiracy-th...
Either way it means imported lead for ammo, batteries and anything else that neads lead.
Although the EPA regulations were done under Bush/Cheny,since when the fuck did it matter when the OVERALL agenda is a collaboration of the fake 2 party bought and paid for members. Alot of treason is done under Red Team/Blue Team. Bottom line,less bullets,more costs. Pellet guns can be used for practice,save the bullets. Guns go bang,thats all you need to know. In a shtf situation, you will do just fine.
Revaluing Debt against Gold
http://twoshortplanksunplugged.blogspot.com.au/
They can switch to depleted uranium for making bullets.
Another reason to save your pre 1982 copper pennies. Solid copper hollow points make nice bullets.
There is no shortage of bullets. We have bullets of all sorts. Ammunition too. I have a whole garage full of that stuff here and that is not all of it. I have many extra rifles. Do not fret.
Team,
A little diaper humor for you bro.
http://oi43.tinypic.com/2cgn1o2.jpg
Over.
Do you think Osama bin Barry likes Halloween? I think he does, but Moooooooooo!!!!!!chele, no way in hell she like it, candy and all. Though she may like it for it's devil aspects. Damn them to hell they have done to themselves.
My, what strange hands you have....
and that is why economics should not have its own Nobel prize or even university department.
Zombies need brains. Defeating the zombie hordes is as simple as luring them to Washington DC (a State, or County government facility will do), where they will simply starve to death.
The cartoons and comedies and sitcoms one could write based on Washington ineptness.
Back in the day when South Park came out, I thought AMEN!!!, finally someone on our side is doing some heavy lifting and getting to the youth and youthful masses. Amen again.
Crossbows are better, ammo can be used over and over.
How do we stop zombie economists?
I doubt a bullet to the head will do a whole lot.
Yeah, you're not really hitting anything useful....
Poke out their eyes, but more importantly, rip out their tongues!
Modern Economics Curriculum:
Zombie economics 201
Chicken Bones 101
HFT with Grandmas retirement 302
Using Fractional Paper gold ETFs to control the underlying medium 403
Classes canceled due to lack of WS Sponsor:
Austrian Economics 101-401
When I think of zombies, I get a mental image of Pelosi, Krugman and TBTF bankers...Happy Halloween!
Now THAT'S scary, I don't know if I'll ba able to sleep tonight...!
This has been my Halloween costume for the past six years:
http://www.stylespectro.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/barack-obama-zomb...
Roky Erickson - "Night Of the Vampire" ("The Evil One")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2uLPd5KDQ0
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Roky Erickson - I walked with a Zombie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcGb24n9hvM
surviving is an illusion my friends, being is a separate
dilemma and art form.
being verses surviving, bicameral integration
might be required, who would know?
Huh?
it is a vampire economic fine point
involving zombie time!
Going Galt on a national scale like the people of the USSR did was slow, but ultimately effective. No need for a zombie apocalypse when a softer touch will also bring down the system.
However The bottom 25 percent did better materially under communism than present day Russia, hence the nostalgia for Songs of Stalin.
Here is a more modern rendition.
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=4&ved=0CDgQtwIwAw&url=http%...
If the so-called economic and politcal 'leadership' in this country are an indication of where the country in general is headed, zombies are the least of the worries of prepared individuals. The masses of Obamazombies, fully dependent on Section 8, EBT, O'Phones, O'Care, etc. are going to implode in their current environments and the stragglers that make it beyond the FEMA camp internment zones in to the country will be mostly annhilated with the exception of a few being accepted into groups in the rural communities. Die hard and armed Americans will not succumb to a breakdown of law as easily as the current Administration thinks. Should a foreign force seek to invade America it will be a long and costly occupation which will most likely make the Afghani's look unprepared and amateurish...
Could the entire world invade the USA?
A funny interview with real military experts.
http://m.vice.com/read/we-asked-a-military-expert-if-the-whole-world-cou...
"The QI Elves @qikipedia 6h
If every zombie bit one new person a day, starting with one zombie, the whole world would be zombified in 34 days http://qi.com/infocloud/halloween …
"
An article after my own heart.
CDNN has Federal .22lr 500 packs for $55. Still too high but better than it was a couple months ago. Stay low, move fast and be quiet, No place is safe, only safer.
This is interesting. Bullets as currency. I would refer you to that study of prison camp economics. Cigarettes were the currency in WWII prison camps and were periodically replenished by Red Cross packages, so the value of everything changed between the start, middle, and end of the month as cigarettes increased and decreased.