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President Obama Addresses Investment Summit (Flip-Flops From "Sell" To "Buy"?) - Live Webcast

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Just a few weeks ago, President Obama (and his right hand men in the Treasury) issued what was about as explicit a "sell" signal on US equities as is possible. His goal was to 'scare' congress into action on the back of an equity market collapse... of course, the Republicans folded with no such collapse in stocks (though bonds did implode). Today, following his "Buy Obamacare" pitch yesterday, the President delivers remarks to the SelectUSA Investment Summit - we assume his message will be BTFATH...

 

 

 

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Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:34 | 4109047 FieldingMellish
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Now you can get the marshall....

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:39 | 4109073 AlaricBalth
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Did Pritzker just orgasm as she was mentioning his name? 

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:45 | 4109089 MillionDollarBonus_
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This is chairwoman Yellen's chance to shine. Bonds have been trading below levels that financial professionals and politicians consider safe and equities still haven't reached the targets of many top equity analysts. Janet Yellen needs to announce an additional bond buying program now if she wants to get our economy moving again. This will be a bold statement to all the sexist racist right wingers who believe that a woman can't handle the pressure of Fed Chair.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:49 | 4109107 FieldingMellish
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Time for Mr. Yellen to get to work. Since previous injections have not worked, clearly moar is needed. When all you have is a hammer...

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:51 | 4109114 fooshorter
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Please,  do not feed the trolls.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 14:05 | 4109157 Meat Hammer
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MDB is a wonderful part of this thing called Zero Hedge.  Everything he says is dripping with sarcasm but his delivery is so good that the /sarc is undetectable to those who aren't familiar with his M.O.

Well done, MDB.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:59 | 4109135 1100-TACTICAL-12
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I would'nt inject that ugly demon goblin with MDB"s injector..

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 15:03 | 4109324 QQQBall
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Yellen is a woman? Prove it! 

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 15:01 | 4109315 Freddie
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The only thing more retarded and stupid than Obama are the democrats and idiots who voted for Obama.   

And no I do not like NWO Bushes and Clintons either.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:38 | 4109062 slotmouth
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He is announcing primebroker.gov.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:39 | 4109063 Bryan
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Remember, everything you hear is a lie.  I am telling the truth.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:39 | 4109065 pods
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This guy must love hearing himself talk.

I wonder if I can get a Canadian passport?

<facepalm>

pods

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:49 | 4109103 saints51
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No you can not. You are on the list. You will always have imaginary taxes unpaid, keeping you in hell for eternity.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 14:03 | 4109149 NOTaREALmerican
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Re: I wonder if I can get a Canadian passport?

Too close.   New Zealand is better.   I think you can still buy your way in there.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:42 | 4109068 Save_America1st
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Just keep stacking phyzz silver in your possession and sleep well at night.

 

 

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:39 | 4109069 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Acts decisively?

Maybe at the 19th hole.

Or did she mean "devisively"?

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:39 | 4109071 fooshorter
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Why are people so excited to see King Barry?

I wonder if serfs where this excited to see their feudal lords?

Or where slaves this excited to see their whipping masters?

Nothing has changed, but its different this time..

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:39 | 4109074 muleskinner
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I thought I had heard the last of the Great Mogambo. But no, just like you haven't heard the last of Ernest T. Bass, the Great Mogambo is back.

He says to buy gold and silver with both hands.

It's at lewrockwell.com.

http://www.lewrockwell.com/2013/10/richard-daughty/the-sublime-pearl-of-...

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:40 | 4109075 CunnyFunt
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Who's this sycophantic cunt?

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:41 | 4109077 kralizec
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Obama can go outside and play hide and go fuck himself!

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:42 | 4109080 orangegeek
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"...Just a few weeks ago, President Obama (and his right hand men in the Treasury) issued what was about as explicit a "sell" signal on US equities as is possible. ..."

 

the goobermint is now in the stock picking business - yep - the nazis are running the white house

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 14:10 | 4109171 tongue.stan
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Thu, 10/31/2013 - 15:06 | 4109331 QQQBall
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+100 on the FrontRunner TradeStation...Who needs insurance when you buy the frontrun and sell the announcement?

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:42 | 4109082 B2u
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I just projectiled vomited on my keyboard....

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:44 | 4109088 icanhasbailout
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As you listen, remember he outsourced his own flagship program to Canadan contractors who hired Indian programmers to do the work.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:59 | 4109142 FieldingMellish
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Thus following his #1 priority, "creating more middle-class American jobs." 

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:45 | 4109091 moonman
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Cut our defecits by more than half?

You mean cut the defecit you created?

 

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 14:18 | 4109188 Meat Hammer
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He doubled the price and then gave us a half-off coupon.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 14:22 | 4109202 akak
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Actually, he quadrupled the price, then gave us a half-off coupon that expired yesterday.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 14:35 | 4109234 Meat Hammer
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Better

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:45 | 4109094 Catullus
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To be fair, it's the all time nominal high. They've got another 1,000 points on the S&P to go to get back to the real all time high.

Waiting for the BTFATNH. Or maybe BTFATHn.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:50 | 4109109 Gohn Galt
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I think there might be something wrong with my screen, it looks like old green screen science fiction effects. 

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:50 | 4109111 Long-John-Silver
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If he says sell, buy. If he says buy, sell.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 13:53 | 4109121 The_Dude
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Amazing...Obummer literally asks for a kickback ("gold watch reference") from companies for all the 'work that he has done for them' to bring them business and the crowd just chuckles......quintessential banana f'ing republic.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 14:07 | 4109161 NOTaREALmerican
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Re: Obummer literally asks for a kickback

Jeezzz,  maybe he's trying to embarass the leaches who have been living off of Big-MIC and Big-Ag all these years.  

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 15:08 | 4109342 The_Dude
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Please do yourself and us a favor and lower your meds....

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 14:16 | 4109184 ebworthen
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The feed isn't loading, or it's over.

I'm happy either way because I doubt I missed anything but another bucket of shit 'n shinola.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 14:19 | 4109191 slaughterer
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WTF?  Is this Value Investor's Club w/ the POTUS injecting BUY RECs?  The USA is now deeply insane...

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 14:32 | 4109226 Shitters_Full
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I fucking love the thumbnail photo for this article sooooooo much.

My two cents = deposited.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 14:39 | 4109249 zapdude
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In the time of chimpazees, he was a monkey.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 16:28 | 4109627 Moe Howard
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Monkee with a hand grenade Nobel Peace Prize.

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 16:30 | 4109632 djsmps
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I missed this. Who was the entourage standing behind him today?

Thu, 10/31/2013 - 17:55 | 4109832 Noob1011
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Barry Is a cruel joke. PERIOD!
Who gives a fuck what he says.

Fri, 11/01/2013 - 02:09 | 4111009 dunce
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When our liar in chief, socialist, muslim, penis puffer, an fraud starts talking about "investments", i get the same feeling as when i hear chalk squealing on a slate black board.

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