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Lucy In The Sky With Obamacare

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Not even Paul and John would have any clue what the message is or what is going on in this psychedelic, Yellow Subamrine-inspired TV ad slot for Obamacare titled "Fly With Your Own Wings", part of the Cover Oregon campaign (funded by US taxpayers). Perhaps: enroll in Obamacare, get a lifetime supply of LSD for free...

 

 

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Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:14 | 4115171 Inthemix96
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650 million big ones, and LSD induced propaganda shite like this, with no sense and relevance to reality?

Jesus fucking Christ himself is weeping along side the sanes ones left.

Fly on your own wings??  Fucking idiots, the idiots are firmly in charge bitchez.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:29 | 4115174 y3maxx
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...Flying Pig (at 13 second mark) and Flying People cause they've all had "gene altered radiation" from the Leaking Hanford Nuclear Storage facility, just up the Columbia River.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:17 | 4115177 El Vaquero
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After watching that commercial, I have this unexplained urge to go out and buy a Subaru. 

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:19 | 4115180 blindman
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King Khan & The Shrines - Bite My Tongue (Official Video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtZccp4vtLQ
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turn it up loud and make the children learn the lyrics!

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 01:18 | 4116754 blindman
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re the - #,
thank you for reinforcing the notion that
we play in the domain including the pre-
complex and symbolically communicative.
the word "envy" comes to mind, that and
childhood.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:19 | 4115182 U4 eee aaa
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It think the message is that if you believe in Obamacare you're high

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:31 | 4115207 SimMaker
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...and or, they get most of their poltical understanding from Cartoons.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:47 | 4115244 blindman
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The best aphrodisiacs: money, alcohol, chocolate…
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/culture/sambompas/100051468/the-best-aphrod...
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.."The centerpiece of the Temple of Hymen was the Celestial Bed which was reserved for those able to afford the fee of a mighty £50 a night. Graham advertised that anyone who rented the bed for the night would be “blessed with progeny.” Sterility or impotence would be cured.
The bed measured twelve by nine feet and could be tilted to achieve the perfect angle for conception. The mattress was filled with “sweet new wheat or oat straw, mingled with balm, rose leaves, and lavender flowers” as well as the hair from the tales of fine English stallions.
The bed was insulated from the floor by 40 glass rod supports allowing the whole bed to become electrically charged. As aristocratic lovers lay in the bed static electricity would cause corona discharge across the headboard manifesting itself in a faint green glow around focused points. The air would be bathed with a magnetic fluid “calculated to give the necessary degree of strength and exertion to the nerves”.
To heighten the experience soft music was played (which increased in vigour with guests’ passion), the air was perfumed from below and was said to include ether or nitrous oxide, a large mirror was suspended across the bed, and two live turtle doves sat at the apex of the headboard surrounded by flowers. The phrase “Be fruitful. Multiply and Replenish the Earth” was inscribed on the headboard.
Graham’s bed was enormously successful. Fashionable London flocked to patronise his Temple of Hymen and hear Graham’s titillating lectures on sexual health. His recommendations were filtered through metaphors and grandiloquent rhetoric."
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the world will love o care even if they don't get this exact
experience. some will get it !

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 12:20 | 4115310 HerrDoktor
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in other words: "we're fucked"

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 14:24 | 4115551 Raging Debate
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Now that was funny U4 thanks ;^}

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:25 | 4115193 SystemOfaDrown
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Eeeyaah man! Right on! That was sooo groovy. Like far-out man!

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:25 | 4115195 Sathington Willougby
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Being free to steal from working people is true freedom in Amerika.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:27 | 4115203 ken
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He's flying too close to the sun, like Icarus, get it? I hate to say this, but I think that the criminal network in the US Government, the "lie enforcement" branch of the the law enforcement, at the DOJ, etc...I think that they are able to originate cell phone calls to make it look like you called the President, or anyone else, as made-up proof, TO GET YOU!!! Seriously.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 12:31 | 4115339 mofreedom
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just tell them you're an illegal alien or an alchy...you be free.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:28 | 4115204 ken
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He's flying too close to the sun, like Icarus, get it? I hate to say this, but I think that the criminal network in the US Government, the "lie enforcement" branch of the the law enforcement, at the DOJ, etc...I think that they are able to originate cell phone calls to make it look like you called the President, or anyone else, as made-up proof, TO GET YOU!!! Seriously.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:49 | 4115249 Clycntct
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Like ken ken I get it.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:50 | 4115250 Clycntct
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Like ken ken I get it.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:39 | 4115215 Jack Burton
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The Health Insurance plan itself was written by the Insurance Industry Lobby. Quite frankly, no word got into the law that was no either written or approved by the major Health Insurance Executive Boards. This plan is only about picking out a private health insurance plan, health care is delivered by private doctors and hospital/health groups. The companies who list on exchanges are competing for that part of the public who must go to state exchanges to get insurance, as they are uninsured now. States used their freedom to either establish a functional exchange with website or to just junk it all and make no effort to provide the exchange that works.

Employers are free to keep the coverage they have for their employees or to drop insurance and let the employees seek private insurance on the exchanges. Quirks in the law seem to make to pay for employeers to have fewer full time workers. But that is true on all counts.

The poor are allowed a government subsidy for insurance, means tested.

To be honest, this law is a big to do about nothing at all. It was a carbon copy of Romey's state plan put into effect long ago. I expect that minus the partisan political points, this Obama Care is just going to be one more part of the most expensive and least effective health and sick care system in the civilized world. There is little socialism here in Obama care, it is a good deal fascist though, as government is out and private insurance companies are in. After all, they wrote the law, and do you hear one complaint from the vast rich Health Insurance Industry? Not me, I look, but I can't find them bitching. We all know why, forcing people to participate in the private insurance pool makes them just more suckers paying in and getting out much less that they pay. This is a fundamental LAW of Health Insurance. You pay more than you get back, and the stock holders and executives feast on some of the highest dividends, stock prices and pay and bonuses in the corporate world.

Really, Obama care is a big fat nothing, in the scheme of AMerican decline and fiscal collapse, the US overall health delivery and insurance systems are sick and evil. They are feeding economic collapse. Other nations's corporations do not have health insurance as par tof their cost of doing business. We stand almost alone as forcing free enterprise to pay for the people's health insurance. It is a failed model. Obama care doubles down in the failed model, only making it worse.

Overall, Obama care is a meaningless exercise in political point scoring. More of the fake Republican versus Democat joke that America's fake democracy feeds on. The elites wrote Obama Care and it will increase their equity share price holdings in the Major Health Insurance Companies. I ask you, where are the complaints from the elites and their wholly owned Health Insurance Industry? Nowhere to be found, they are feasting as usual.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 12:36 | 4115352 el Gallinazo
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As usual, a brilliant comment Jack Burton.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 17:18 | 4115904 Henry Hub
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Right On! It looks like you nailed it Jack!

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:37 | 4115218 Carl Popper
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You guys are killing me today. There is some funny shit in here. But you have to know the self proclaimed king of the hippies wavy gravy to start rotfl.

Now where did my ass go?

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:43 | 4115227 Cacete de Ouro
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Towards the end of that ad there is a girl in what looks like a motorized tea-cup that joins the rest of the flying squad...now that's just silly ...

Maybe it's the tea party ?

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:52 | 4115254 Moe Howard
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Inclusive diversity. Wheelchair.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:45 | 4115240 SubjectivObject
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Lifetime supply of Sandoz spec, clean,  F-R-E-S-H  LSD? ??

Where do I sign up?

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:47 | 4115243 orez65
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Typical liberal lunacy.
Identify a problem and implement a non workable solution.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 12:08 | 4115281 DOT
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Step one: Create a huge un-workable and onerous system that applies to everyone.

Step two: Carve out exemptions for your political allies.

 

Government is incapable of providing "solutions".

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:53 | 4115262 Moe Howard
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National shPeoples Radio had a story yesterday, they explained the multipart "fix" to Obamao care, one of which was PRO-OBAMAO CARE ADVERTISING.

 

That's how you fix a broken illegal government program. Propaganda. That will make it all right.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:53 | 4115263 andrewp111
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Thge only thing that ad is missing is unicorns.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 11:53 | 4115264 Manipuflation
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Oregon?  As soon as I watched that video the Feminist Bookstore from Portlandia came to mind.  I'm not big on that show but I did get some chuckles out of the idiots who run the bookstore.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 12:05 | 4115278 nah
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live forever bitchez!

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 12:07 | 4115280 Fix It Again Timmy
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The creators of that ad need to be hunted down and shot before they infect the human gene pool...

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 12:11 | 4115288 mick_richfield
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An important sign of real evil is that it corrupts language instinctively.

The ad says "Fly With Your Own Wings".  

But they're stealing my feathers to make those wings, and when they're done none of us will be able to fly.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 12:37 | 4115353 blindman
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or maybe the insurance industry wants government subsidized
and mandated policies, premiums and co pays for the avian
population too? there are probably hundreds of millions
birds out there with no "coverage".

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 12:13 | 4115292 mick_richfield
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They're offering a lifetime supply of LSD,

but what you get is Krokodil.

You need less of that stuff for a lifetime supply.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 12:18 | 4115304 mick_richfield
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How about a Beachboys song called

Wouldn't It Be Nice to Live Forever?


Sat, 11/02/2013 - 13:52 | 4115497 No Euros please...
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I prefer the cover version by Queen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jtpf8N5IDE

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 12:26 | 4115326 q99x2
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The FEDs are giving government contracts to transsexuals..

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 13:30 | 4115452 JR
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This judge, U.S. District Judge Ellen Hollander, should be fired. Any one of the allegations against this transsexual ex-IRS agent – particularly his/her negative performance reviews – is grounds for dismissal.

If the courts no longer abide by the law, then the people need no longer abide by the courts’ rulings.

When the courts become politicized and disengage constitutional law to engage political law, when the courts first decide the opinion they want and then look around in the law books for some thin thread to tie it to -- as did Justice John Roberts and the Supreme Court on its ObamaCare decision –  then their opinions become nonsense.

When these courts have the last word, and they are nothing more than the paid servants of the lobbyists and/or fanatical ideologues, then we the people must clean out these in-justices and their “opinions.”

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 12:37 | 4115355 BanksterSlayer
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Isn't "fly with your own wings" a sly illuminati reference to the dying and going to heaven to become an angel with wings? Yes, I think that's the intent behind Obamacare: kill everybody and let God sort it out.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 12:51 | 4115369 All Out Of Bubblegum
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If you like your children....

https://minus.com/lbvI7fEdJiJeKx

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 12:59 | 4115379 JR
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The president lies… so the commercial lies. Down is not up, force is not freedom. The rejections of OC are coming from everywhere. Here's Larry Kudlow:

Kudlow: Liberal entitlement-state dream is crumbling. 

“Here's what else I don't want: As a 60-something, relatively healthy person, I don't want lactation and maternity services, abortion services, speech therapy, mammograms, fertility treatments or Viagra. I don't want it. So why should I have to tear up my existing health-care plan, and then buy a plan with far more expensive premiums and deductibles, and with services I don't need or want?

“Why? Because Team Obama says I have to. And that's not much of a reason. It's not freedom.”

http://www.cnbc.com/id/101164217

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 12:59 | 4115382 americanreality
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Did someone say free LSD?   

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 13:16 | 4115422 Father Lucifer
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and a fucking Prius for everyone

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 13:47 | 4115490 No Euros please...
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Don't know about Obamacare, but I expect John wishes he'd never heard of the USofA.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 14:30 | 4115559 Typing Typer
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The line that creeps me out is after he says "We fly with our own wings", he then says "care about the same things."

That's right, the collective identity only wants those who care about what is accepted by the collective, mass identity and all that. Because we're not like those other people, who don't care about the same things we do, they are outside the collective, and probably should be put in a camp somewhere, for their own safety of course, and given pills, because if they don't like the collective then it must be because they are mentally ill.

Otherwise, they would certainly accept all our ideas, and also care about the same things.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 15:32 | 4115668 JR
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Remember when America had state hospitals for the mentally ill and treated them with dignity -- with hospital beds and nurses and social workers and psychiatrists and psychologists -- and the worst was to be laced to the bed in a simple straitjacket by orderlies when the patient became too violent or unruly?

That’s all changed now under “liberal” care where the mentally ill are kept as inmates in prisons, nude, like animals in cells, and sprayed with hoses of pepper spray through special vents by husky guards in gas masks and helmets and heavy gloves waiting to tackle them when the door finally is unlocked and they run screaming from their heavy-glass-door cages, only to be tackled and thrown to the floor and injected... with their “medicine.”

Here’s a video from the LA Times that shows your government at “work,” the tape of a mentally ill prisoner forced from his cell by streams of pepper spray:

WARNING: “Contains nudity, screaming and other disturbing content: This video shows a mentally ill inmate at Corcoran State Prison being subdued.”

SACRAMENTO — Videotapes released Thursday (Oct 31) by a federal court show mentally ill prisoners in California being forced from their cells by guards who douse them repeatedly with pepper spray.

Some of the inmates are being forced to comply with medication orders; others are to be moved to new cells…

http://www.latimes.com/local/la-me-ff-prison-videos-20131101,0,2905359.story#axzz2jPBXq0h5

Oh yes, “Along with all Oregonians,  we’re free to be health-thee!” Sing it, along with me...

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 16:43 | 4115828 tritumi
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does no one not recognise the rapture?

 

telling the obese majority that they are lighter then air is simply a consequence of their shakles being broken.

 

they have gone up in smoke to become the thin people of their yearning.

 

so very thin is only possible when they no longer exist.

 

the commercial is a science fiction fantasy.

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 17:09 | 4115881 Blue Horshoe Lo...
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The band is "Ben Bernanke & His Magical Money Machine"!

Sat, 11/02/2013 - 18:39 | 4116039 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Oregon winning Obamacare style. You can't make this stuff up.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwarz/oregons-health-insurance-exchange-...

Oregon’s Health Insurance Exchange Site Only Works With Internet Explorer

Good luck, Mac users.

 

The Oregon healthcare exchange website, CoverOregon.org, was “built and tested for use with Internet Explorer,” and may “not work properly” if used on other browsers, according to the site.

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The site doesn’t work on “Ipads [sic] or mobile devices at this time,” and users must complete the application within three hours because there is no save and continue later option.

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Internet Explorer was the most popular web browser in 2003 and was discontinued on the Mac platform a decade ago. ... Foward! Winning! Free LSD for all!
Sat, 11/02/2013 - 19:13 | 4116091 Blue Horshoe Lo...
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Btw, when I go to the Obamacare website, it redirects to Solyndra.com & tries to get me to buy a Chevy Volt!

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 00:32 | 4116691 IndyPat
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Anyone ever seen that creepy fucking NWO death porn mural at the Denver Airport?
Looks a whole lot like this vid.
I read about the Denver airport conspiracy a while back right after they built it. I was sent to a training course @ SUN Microsystems in Boulder a few years after. I made it a point to hump it over to check it out in person.
That whole airport gives me the fucking hebby givveys.

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 00:34 | 4116695 IndyPat
Sun, 11/03/2013 - 08:52 | 4117023 overmedicatedun...
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look those millions spent on aca gatta go to the right people, so a little fuck up here and there is expected, just as long as the right people get the fiat. surprised you ain't one of em..well too F'n bad. Leave your morals and ideals at the door, and you might just get the payola.

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