Obamacare 'Truth' (In One Cartoon)

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...this is the not the Obamacare you are looking for...



(h/t Jim Quinn's Burning Platform Sunday Funnies)


Oh and just to clarify "YOUR" misunderstanding...

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Sun, 11/03/2013 - 17:28 | 4117731 syntaxterror
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Fuck Obama and every single loser that voted for him.

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 17:31 | 4117736 maskone909
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Voted twice more like it

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 17:33 | 4117742 Yen Cross
Sun, 11/03/2013 - 17:45 | 4117766 mofreedom
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Welfare queens like the queen.

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 18:53 | 4117884 Manthong
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Quaint notion in this modern secular/liberal/progressive/positivist/elitist/corporatist/banker/politician society.

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 19:19 | 4117959 SafelyGraze
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a lot of people fainted during that speech

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 19:30 | 4117982 The Alarmist
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There were entire precincts in some states that voted 99.99% for BO, and nary a peep about possible voter fraud out of the Repubes.

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 19:57 | 4118036 The Shootist
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Great vid, you can even see Corzine in the background.

Free Jon Corzine!

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 21:19 | 4118169 icanhasbailout
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Yep, at 28 seconds in you can see Corzine standing there with the kind of shit eating grin Wall Streeters have when they are taking a muppet to the execution chamber.

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 21:53 | 4118250 philipat
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The one good thing to be said is that it will bring forward the economic collapse?

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 22:35 | 4118356 Zer0head
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"a lot of people fainted during that speech"



sheep have a tendency to faint when in the presence of a higher being e.g. a wolf


they roll onto their backs exposing their underbellies and the rest is history http://i.imgur.com/Yy7qbZT.jpg

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 00:02 | 4118501 markmotive
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Peter Schiff: Sound money and limited government = max prosperity



Mon, 11/04/2013 - 06:30 | 4118753 WordSmith2013
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"Obamacare: Ongoing Disaster With No End In Sight"


Mon, 11/04/2013 - 06:49 | 4118772 Truthseeker2
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Obamacare: The Hidden Agenda http://stateofthenation2012.com/?p=383

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 06:59 | 4118777 Indian_Goldsmith
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Why do some people always stand facing his back when he gives a speech? Shouldnt they be standing in front?

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 08:36 | 4118852 kralizec
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They want to see that lying cocksucker crossing his fingers while he speaks...seeing his face or witnessing his lips moving is pointless.

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 16:16 | 4120114 WordSmith2013
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Here's the correct link:


Mon, 11/04/2013 - 06:30 | 4118754 Headbanger
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Obama really said "ALL YOUR PLAN ARE BELONG TO US!"

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 06:35 | 4118759 chumbawamba
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Yeah, but did you actually "Like" your plan?  Did you go onto Facebook, find the page for your health care provider, find a description of your plan within their Facebook pages, and click on the "Like" link for that plan?  I'll bet you didn't.  Therefore, you cannot keep your plan.

I am Chumbawamba.

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 06:36 | 4118761 chumbawamba
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That was rather a question.

I am Chumbawamba.

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 22:37 | 4118360 Serfs_Up
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Just curious Can Jonny keep his healthcare plan? Lol

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 03:58 | 4118699 Two Bears
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Yes indeed.  


A good frend of mine said it best: even it nobody showed up at the polls to elect Obizzle, he still would have won by a land slide.

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 02:09 | 4118634 Four chan
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so true

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 21:16 | 4118163 sbenard
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The Queen of the Borg Collective.

"You WILL comply!"

"Resistance is FUTILE!"

"You WILL be assimilated!"

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 02:04 | 4118631 Rusty Shorts
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For an additional $199.99/mo you can add drone coverage to your Obamacares policy..........

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 00:16 | 4118519 Buck Johnson
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SO you have heard that rumor about Obama.  Obama was caught in a bare faced lie and it is bad no matter what they say. 

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 18:50 | 4117877 G-R-U-N-T
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Obama says: You will do it and you will like it, Komrade! IF, you should put up resistance, then we will Benghazi you, bitch!

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 23:24 | 4118443 Forty Six and 2
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Judge Smails agrees - http://youtu.be/qLdBrx-ijwQ

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 17:31 | 4117738 XenoFrog
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Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 17:57 | 4117783 Sudden Debt
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Sun, 11/03/2013 - 18:16 | 4117817 The man with po...
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Kang 2016.

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 18:20 | 4117828 Pool Shark
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In 2016, I intend to vote for the lesser of two weevils...



Sun, 11/03/2013 - 19:26 | 4117975 Race Car Driver
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No elections in '16 'cause the Gray's are going to vaporize earth in '15.

It's true. I saw it on a YouTube video about crop circles.

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 19:34 | 4117987 The Alarmist
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What was the name of the Democratic Party playbook??? Oh, yeah, "To Serve Man."


It's a cookbook!

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 23:40 | 4118472 Bastiat
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Lesser of two weasels.  

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 19:37 | 4117997 AGuy
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Not so sure there will be an presidential election in 2016. So far Barry has fired and replaced over 400 top Military officers with his own people. Looks like he's planning to take over!

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 20:16 | 4118062 Blano
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Link, please.

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 21:07 | 4118143 Marge N Call
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Seriously, are you in a coma you idtiot?

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 21:38 | 4118210 Herd Redirectio...
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DYODD, but its true.  Either they quit, resign, or are replaced.

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 21:31 | 4118192 A Lunatic
Sun, 11/03/2013 - 23:07 | 4118328 wee-weed up
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Exactly! Odumbo wants to make sure...

He has a coup-proof set of top-brass military in place...

Who will support, not only his last three years of lawlessness...

But will also welcome his declaration of martial law...

And cancellation of the 2016 eletions...

Thus ensuring they hold on to their cushy top-brass offices that much longer.

Comes the revolution...

These perfumed ass-kissing military traitors should be first against the wall!

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 00:26 | 4118527 AGuy
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Add this bit in:


1. Only the Dept. of Energy can move Nukes, yet these were moved on orders from the Military but handled by private or none DOE personel

2. Under Treaty with the Russians there are not suppose to be any nukes at Dyss AFB. The Base commander freaked out when he found out there were undocumented nukes at Dyss and these nukes were being moved off base without the proper paper work and didn't follow standard regulations.

3. The Top two officers that manage Nuke deployments where fired on the spot when news of the story leaked. They were replaced by Barry cronies. Perhaps they didn't want to play ball. Its possible that they were the ones that made the orders, but it seems unlikely that they would go rogue especially with nukes.

So the plan may be to detenate one or more nukes somewhere significant. use the false flag to declare the US in a state of emerency, declare Martial law and use the NDAA to seise total control. Use the military to retain control.

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 00:43 | 4118550 jeff montanye
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i can't imagine the owners are too concerned about elections hence feel any need to cancel them.  the evidence provided by the election of the change candidate in 2008 after eight years of george w. bush followed by the republican challenge of mitt romney in 2012 don't seem to require any further modifications to the current game plan.

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 03:09 | 4118669 ronaldawg
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Nothing gets done in military without the NCOs.

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 22:13 | 4118289 NOZZLE
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Let me link you up with a bullet to your head liberal filth

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 21:11 | 4118151 object_orient
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Those were his people. He is commander in chief after all. And there will be real (inconsequential) elections in 2016, and some jackass will win, and another jackass will lose. BFD.

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 21:30 | 4118191 lakecity55
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I don't think he has ANY plans to leave. Ever.

Let's wait and see.

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 18:18 | 4117825 Pool Shark
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"Vote for a third party? Go ahead, throw your vote away."

"You have to vote for one of us." - Kang

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 18:43 | 4117870 moneybots
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"Vote for a third party? Go ahead, throw your vote away."


You are throwing your vote away if you vote for the first two parties.

Sun, 11/03/2013 - 19:18 | 4117886 Dick Buttkiss
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I'm a broken record on this, but once again:

"If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal." — Emma Goldman

In other words, if you want to perpetuate the statist quo, then by all means, vote.  And continue to suffer the consequences.

If you want real change, on the other hand, then make a principled nonvote, hunker down (http://readynutrition.com/resources/52-weeks-to-preparedness-an-introduc...), urge those you know to do the same, and otherwise go about your business.

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