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Armored Gunman Loose In New Jersey Mall; Shots Fired, Injuries Reported - Live Stream

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Shots were fired Monday night at the 2.1 million square feet Garden State Plaza mall in Paramus, New Jersey, according to several reports. Local TV network PIX11 reports, "according to a police source:

  • the shooting began near the Nordstrom’s department store on the second level of the mall
  • At least eight shots have been fired;
  • The gunman is believed to be wearing body armor;
  • Stores are on lockdown;
  • Over 200 police units and SWAT team are on the scene;

Finally, several hours after it started, the situation ends with the suspected gunman allegedly shooting himself.

 

 

CNN Reports,

Eddie Kahmann, who works inside the mall, told CNN he heard 6-7 gunshots around 9:20 p.m. ET. "There was just people running like crazy so I quickly just closed my doors, ran to the back, turned off all the lights, music and everything, just to stay hidden," he said.

 

Kahmann spoke from inside the mall, one of the largest shopping centers in the New York City area.

 

Ally Kozic, another mall employee, said she saw "someone dressed in all black, carrying a large gun walk past our store."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NBC New York reports,

Witnesses told NBC 4 New York a man dressed in all black, including a black helmet, was carrying a rifle and started firing shots inside the mall.

 

It wasn't immediately clear if anyone was hit.

 

"He was fully armored head to toe, like he planned this. Like it's not like a random thing," said a male shopper who did not want to give his name.

 

Clarice Forbes, who works at the Talbots store, said the alleged gunman fired his rifle as he walked through the mall.

 

"When he walked past our store, he looked directly in the store and strolled past," she said. "It was very, very terrifying."

 

Forbes said the gunman continued to walk toward Nordstrom and "you could still hear the gunshots going off in the air."

 

"There were so many thought going through my head. I was so scared."

 

 

 

 

First images from inside (via @kathrynlopez)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Live Coverage via MyFoxNY (click the following image:

 

And a second live webcast via News 12 NJ:

 

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Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:18 | 4121352 Terminus C
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Ties in well with the theivery epidemic article...

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:25 | 4121386 JohnnyBriefcase
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Do these incedents EVER happen where people can carry either concealed or open?!

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:27 | 4121395 12ToothAssassin
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Are you SURE this isnt the Westgate mall in NJ??

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:29 | 4121399 12ToothAssassin
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I heard there is already predictive programming for this...

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:35 | 4121430 LetThemEatRand
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BREAKING NEWS: 

MSNBC:  "Assualt rifle used at mall...."

Fox News:  "Homeland security reviewing security procedures at mall."

Whitehouse:  "Ah, and, ah.  Guns are bad."

 

 

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:38 | 4121433 TeamDepends
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Day of the MK ULTRA Jackal.

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:55 | 4121512 rfaze
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I have notice that these shootings are occuring in ever state my conceal carry permit is not accepted.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:09 | 4121579 markmotive
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I guess it's Monday again...

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:24 | 4121640 FEDbuster
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Our local mall has more employees than customers most days, a shooter would be hard pressed to find a victim to target. 

Rather than go on and on about the guns these psychos use, could we get some information on the psychotropic meds they are on? 

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:35 | 4121677 tsx500
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Uh, no we can't . That kinda information wouldn't be useful in furthering he 'agenda'. Forward ! ;>)

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 07:46 | 4122109 negative rates
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This is an easy one, just don't go to the mall.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:54 | 4121721 Freddie
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People still go to malls?   Well it is Paramus not far from ponzi and fiat NYC. NE NJ is still fed by NYC plus NJ probably has 5 govt employees per 10 residents.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 01:13 | 4121767 StormShadow
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I am so disappointed that not one of the witnesses mentioned grabbing scissors for defense. Don't they know this simple tactic from their govt training video? /sarc

http://nypost.com/2013/01/31/homeland-security-has-advice-for-confrontin...

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 01:29 | 4121804 akak
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Expect to see TSA-style checkpoints with body scanners at all malls and movie theaters in 5, 4, 3, 2, ....

 

For the children!

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 02:05 | 4121841 MisterMousePotato
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Dammit. My REIT was just almost back to break even, and now this. Why do *I* always have all the bad luck!?!

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 02:18 | 4121858 BlackChicken
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Hey Akak.

Bet you're glad to live in a state where you can carry huh?

How long do you think this clown would have lasted here?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 02:39 | 4121886 akak
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Probably not too long!

It still amazes me that ANYONE in this state would try to rob a home, never knowing if the occupant(s) was actually out of the house or not.  Like that young idiot in South Anchorage recently, walking into people's homes in the early morning through unlocked doors --- anyone trying THAT in my neighborhood would just be committing a rather messy suicide.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 02:55 | 4121909 jaap
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Gladio stay behind USA

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 03:00 | 4121914 Geruda
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kaka, it's a fact that very few trailer parks are targeted by house burglars so you are in little danger, except maybe if you come home early someday and catch a frightened pizza delivery boy in your boyfriend's haypile.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 03:26 | 4121945 Miffed Microbio...
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Wow, the endless stream of witticisms pouring out of you is certainly breathtaking. I certainly am learning from your example how to post things more worth while. Your Potty jokes and personal attacks are so impressive but I'm not sure if I can ever achieve your level of sophistication.

Miffed;-)

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 03:35 | 4121955 akak
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I could take the low road and respond to him in kind, but such a response would be more ad helminthem than ad hominem.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 10:42 | 4122633 Miffed Microbio...
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Sigh...yes. As one who has experience working with such organisms let me attest to their slippery amorphous characteristics. No matter how sharp the scalpel or determination and tenacity of it's wielder, the subject is difficult to penetrate. I have often stared at one in frustration wishing it had a backbone. But I guess their preferred life dwelling in feces and drawing subsistence from others would be too difficult.

Miffed;-)

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 03:40 | 4121948 akak
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your boyfriend's haypile

Is that one of your Obamessiah's euphemistic term for all the taxpayer largesse collected in Washington DC by the IRS?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 03:25 | 4121943 Four chan
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its a civic duty to end these terrorists.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 03:41 | 4121961 MisterMousePotato
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Holy crap. What are those?!? Is there something wrong with that woman?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 05:35 | 4122024 Flagit
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Expect to see TSA-style checkpoints with body scanners at all malls and movie theaters in 5, 4, 3, 2, ....

ARMED checkpoints.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 10:17 | 4122564 Miffed Microbio...
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That would certainly help boost Christmas sales for the sheeple. They would feel safe. Me on the other hand would prefer sporting my XD40 and would not be welcome. Thank god for them I'm in the minority.

Miffed;-)

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 05:20 | 4122016 medium giraffe
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Psychotropic meds FEDbuster?  My money is on this:

http://digitaljournal.com/article/324779

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 06:48 | 4122073 Chief Kessler
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To all the wanna be chief Kesslers out there.  This is north Jersey, THE most densely populated part of the country. You can't drive 3 minutes without seeing the police or hearing a siren.  There are more off duty cops, judges, and lawyers walking around with carry permits than you can shake an AR15 at.  Not to mention recently returned vets, martial artists, wanna be heroes and mafioso to name a few. Oh and mall security as well.  Not enough guns for you yet? It's the access to guns, you friggin wackos.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 07:26 | 4122095 nmewn
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So, you're saying joisey has a bunch of cowardly metrosexuals running around who use the gun as a fashion accessory, instead of its true purpose?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 08:35 | 4122217 Abaco
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"cops, judges, and lawyers walking around with carry permits" - What do you expect when you arm the sociopaths?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:14 | 4121607 JohnG
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That's why it is UNPOSSIBLE.

NJ has some of the most restrictive gun laws, therefore this person CANNOT have a gun.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:59 | 4121738 Manthong
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It’s just a darn good thing that none of the sane, law abiding people there are carrying any firearms to defend themselves with.

That would constitute a danger to themselves and the other defenseless free citizens there.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 02:34 | 4121881 SilverIsKing
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It was reported that earlier in the day, vandals removed all of the 'Gun Free Zone' signs from the mall which made the mall susceptible to this kind of activity.

I blame the vandals. How was the shooter supposed to know if the signs weren't plainly visible?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 01:18 | 4121778 Rusty Shorts
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Hollywood Shootout 1997

 
The famous Bank of America robbery North Hollywood shootout

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrlUsaYlKPs

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 01:51 | 4121830 One World Mafia
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I have noticed the increase in frequency of these shootings coincides with legislative attempts to annihilate the 2nd amdt.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 03:40 | 4121959 Bananamerican
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the frequency of these shootings coincides with the looting of the nation....

 

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:40 | 4121443 Bay of Pigs
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Let me guess, a white young male with an AR 15, who is a loner.

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:42 | 4121458 kito
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...who believes in the constitution and liberty....and is anti government....

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:46 | 4121470 TeamDepends
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...and is carrying the incriminating documents in his backpack...

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:48 | 4121479 BoNeSxxx
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Nah ZH has it wrong... the mall is giving away donuts tonight.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:05 | 4121564 CrimsonAvenger
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This was preventable. Never close a Cinnabon early when Chris Christie is in the area for a campaign event.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 01:38 | 4121818 F-Tipp
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If everyone had just "sheltered in place" this woul....I can't even say that jokingly. I cannot STAND to hear that phrase. It just makes so little sense at all.

"So there's a guy with a gun shooting people. Just cower in place and don't try to do anything. The authorities will be here soon. Just hide and shelther in place."

What a bunch of shit.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 03:05 | 4121920 Manthong
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Shirley there must have been some defensive scissors in at least several of the stores..

it's the state-endorsed methtod for muppets to defend themselves against a whacko with a deadly semi-automatic weapon of war.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 06:06 | 4122051 ParkAveFlasher
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Police chief was just on  local news citing a history of drug use, he cited "mdma".  Really, ecstasy, really? I bet he reached his emotional self-discovery dance floor catharsis as he was blowing up cameras with his bangstick.  When pressed on that point he stammered, "it's a narcotic, uh he uh used heroin as well".  

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 06:22 | 4122057 Headbanger
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Where were all the armed concealed carry permit holders in that mall when this nut job showed up!? 

Guns not allowed in malls in NJ??  

As for the body armor... this is why I train to hit the knees, hands and face as well.  And a heavy object thrown at the back of the head can often help the situation.

BTW, a half inch of plexi-glass stops a lot of hand gun rounds and can greatly slow a 223 AR round. 

Ans isn't there a Dick's sporting good store in that mall? 

Why yes there is!    Then its weapon of choice demo time!

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 08:03 | 4122126 BliptoP3
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Shop smart (bitchez)

Shop S MART!

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:55 | 4121520 therevolutionwas
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and listens to Alex Jones.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:40 | 4121691 tsx500
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NSA has informed us that he listened daily to Glen Beck and he had one of those American flag stickers on his car window.

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:59 | 4121542 Rusty Shorts
Tue, 11/05/2013 - 02:48 | 4121902 Zero Point
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There will be a reckoning.

Remember names and addresses where possible people.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 16:49 | 4124019 kchrisc
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Yup, I'm keeping a list, checking twice, and will remind all of who has been naughty and not so nice.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 04:51 | 4122007 Gief Gold Plox
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A man that sais he can't remember who he is, and they have to act upon him resisting being beaten on?

Hasn't it occured to any of these people that he might be frightened out of his mind not knowing who he was or where?

Such barbaric disregard for human life. I'm ashamed to be the same species.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 05:08 | 4122011 Confused
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This is one of the most disgusting displays of thuggery I have ever seen. Truly sad. These cops need to hang. 

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:01 | 4121546 texas sandman
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But, who believes in safety first....he remembrred his helmet.

 

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:32 | 4121666 Zero Point
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His passport will be found in the rubble.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 08:10 | 4122134 jmcadg
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We'll soon see footage of his basement room, walls plastered with failed applications for NSA jobs.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 03:55 | 4121971 Tall Tom
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And I will bet that his name is CIA~N~CIA as it is his brother taking revenge...or some other nonsense? (New Jersey??? Get the connection?)

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:43 | 4121461 a growing concern
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"If you like your guns, you can keep your guns."

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:09 | 4121583 g'kar
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Obama actually said something like that many lies ago and I trust him to not keep his word.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:57 | 4121728 Money Squid
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just ask david koresh

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 02:50 | 4121903 trader1
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"until we take your guns."

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 03:10 | 4121925 kchrisc
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"Fox News:  "Homeland security reviewing security procedures at mall.""

I here the mall owners were letting anyone come in and shop. They even let them bring in liquids. Get the TSA down there quick and put a stop to that now.

 

/sarc and LOL

 

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 07:40 | 4122104 Truthseeker2
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Only one way to explain all of these ... ... ...

 

Endtime Madness: A Condition To Be ‘Reckoned’ With

http://thehealthcoach1.com/?p=48

 

 

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:29 | 4121403 seek
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They do. It's just they end before there is a body count and the press doesn't like to cover positive outcomes:

http://www.kgw.com/news/Clackamas-man-armed-confronts-mall-shooter-18359...

http://www.examiner.com/article/media-blackout-oregon-mall-shooter-was-s...

 

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:40 | 4121444 LetThemEatRand
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More importantly toaster deaths at all time high, http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2632203/posts

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:42 | 4121460 LetThemEatRand
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Holy shit.  Space heaters killed 490 "civilians" last year.  http://www.nfpa.org/safety-information/for-consumers/causes/heating

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:49 | 4121486 LetThemEatRand
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Double holy shit ... 34,000 people killed in auto accidents last year.  It's a massacre!  Ban cars, toasters and space heaters for the love of God!  http://www-nrd.nhtsa.dot.gov/Pubs/811741.pdf

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:55 | 4121518 JohnnyBriefcase
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Whatever you do, don't look up bathtub deaths.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:01 | 4121549 g'kar
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Deaths by .gov were at record highs lately. Any chance we can ban .gov?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:30 | 4121649 FEDbuster
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You really want to dance with death, get admitted to a hospital.  

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:56 | 4121729 prains
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They've stopped counting Deaths by Drones

 

it was getting embarassing

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:53 | 4121724 Zero Point
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Or Christmas tree lights. Those things are deadly.

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:55 | 4121514 ShrNfr
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When you add to that all the people who have been electrocuted from other things, electricity is real, real, real bad. Gotta ban it. Batteries too so people can't carry it concealed.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:05 | 4121569 LetThemEatRand
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And plastic bags, lawnmowers, chainsaws, construction equipment, lead covered childrens' toys from China, etc.

The one and only reason guns are singled out is that they are a defense against the police state.  Period, end of story.  They are protecting themselves from us.   They don't care if we die.  

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:14 | 4121599 g'kar
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Nah, you are just suffering from a case of .gov police state dicktatorship paranoia. Take a couple of THX-1138 relaxers, eat your soylent green and tomorrow all will be right with the world.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:58 | 4121735 infinity8
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Don't forget the cords to your blinds and most "child safety seats".

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 03:03 | 4121918 Rusty Shorts
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During 2011, 678,860 missing person records were entered into NCIC.

 

Juveniles under the age of 18 account for 37,371 (43.9%)

 

 - wiki

 


Tue, 11/05/2013 - 02:13 | 4121853 MisterMousePotato
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"They don't care if we die."

Sadly, I would have to disagree with you.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 03:20 | 4121938 kchrisc
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"The one and only reason guns are singled out is that they are a defense against the police state.  Period, end of story.  They are protecting themselves from us.   They don't care if we die."

 

The Force is strong with you.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:31 | 4121662 Son of Loki
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I hope they had a license to operate those space heaters.

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:41 | 4121453 BoNeSxxx
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Every week the NRA magazines publish "The Armed Citizen".

A full page of feel-good stories about gun owners protecting life and property.  Sadly, it's the only place I ever see these stories.

Thanks for the links.

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:51 | 4121487 El Vaquero
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I've done so twice (protecting myself, not stopping mall shootings.)  It happens a lot.  It doesn't always get reported, however, because most of the time shots aren't fired and a lot of people don't want to invite the man into their lives.  I can tell you from personal experience, when most thugs realize that the person that they are dealing with is armed and has the drop on them, they'd rather move on to greener pastures. 

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 03:10 | 4121928 Miffed Microbio...
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Yeah, it's funny how that works. Ten years ago there was a massive fire in san diego that forced most of my neighbors and myself to evacuate. Many of us including myself were looted. 5 years later there was another fire and a forced mandatory evacuation. All of us refused to leave. My older daughter spray painted a sign at the entrance to our Mesa. " Looters will be shot. Have a Nice Day!" We had no problems.

Miffed;-)

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 05:46 | 4122036 Flagit
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 Sadly, it's the only place I ever see these stories.

2 years old now.

http://www.examiner.com/article/north-carolina-pizza-hut-worker-shoots-k...

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:29 | 4121405 Captain Benny
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Never happened to me.  This is the reason why I carry _EVERY_ day and everywhere that I can.  Including malls that prohibit firearms.  They have no rule of law to force me to leave other than simple trespass where I live.  So to the sign on the door: fuck'it

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:41 | 4121454 JohnnyBriefcase
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Any laws that infringe on your right to keep and bear arms are unlawful.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:54 | 4121717 Fukushima Sam
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True, but a property owner has the right to ask that you not bring guns onto their property, ask you to leave if you do, and then shoot you if you refuse.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 01:04 | 4121750 JohnnyBriefcase
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Oh, I totally agree! That is their right, being the owners of the property and it is completely within their rights to shoot you if they feel threatened by your refusal to recognise their rights. I wouldn't want anyone carrying on my property without my consent.

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:59 | 4121532 ShrNfr
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My rule is simple. If I think I need to carry someplace, I ask myself why the fuck am I going there? I do not object to carry and have a large number of firearms. I carry when I need to, but I want to be a bit careful not to put myself in harm's way without a reason.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:12 | 4121592 Captain Benny
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I use ATMs a LOT, but the one night I decided to go to an ATM without carrying I had a rather disturbing incident that I found myself looking for a "quick exit" to flee with my vehicle (drive up ATM).  When I instinctively reached to draw, I realized I wasn't carrying that moment and had to get the f*ck out of that situation quick.

Believe me, it only takes ONE such incident before you realize that you should always be packing if you can.

This ATM was well lit in a safe area of town.... it just so happend to have a crazy ass motherfucker in a truck trying to go crazy at it.

 You never want to find yourself defenseless.. ANYWHERE.  And you can never assume that you're "safe" anywhere.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:18 | 4121618 ShrNfr
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Ok, I just make it a habit not to put myself at risk. If I lived in some of the places I have lived in my life, I suppose I would carry all the time too. Risk avoidance can do wonders at times, but it is not always possible. When it is not possible, you carry.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:34 | 4121671 El Vaquero
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"And you can never assume that you're "safe" anywhere."

 

This. 

 

Both of my incidents were in decent areas.  The first one was when I was stuck in traffic and gang bangers started piling out of a car.  I never figured out why they were pissed off at me.  The other one was at a gas station, and I had watched the guy cut across the street away from the gas station.  I went in, did my business, then came back out and he was right in my face.  He had gang tats and scars from cigarette burns on his neck and was asking for money.  I refused, so he started following me about 12" behind me.  In retrospect, I should have given him an elbow to the head at that point because it was clear he was trying to start shit and I could have ended it without him expecting it, but I didn't.  I stopped to get into my vehicle and he kept on walking, but started with the "FUCK YOU, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.  FUCK YOU, I'M JUST GOING TO MY CAR."  He then walked about 30', stopped and turned around and started coming at me and it was "FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER, I'LL FUCK YOU UP, FUCK YOU BITCH."  Then he started lifting his shirt, and I thought he was going for a weapon, so I started to draw mine.  I never figured out if he was armed because I got the drop on him and he stopped dead in his tracks. 

 

Not even a quarter mile away were million dollar homes, across the street were nice restaurants, and a half mile down the road were some small farms, and the area has low crime.  It was just some douche bag who was transient or from another part of town.  The other thing that I don't get is I'm >200lbs and 6'2" and while I could stand to lose 5 or 10 lbs of fat, I'm more muscle than not.  Yet people still fuck with me, and it's normally when I least expect it.  I've had ghetto rats be cool as hell to me, then I get into a nice neighborhood and BAM!

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 01:00 | 4121736 prains
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my advice

 

relocate to a new country

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 02:54 | 4121908 El Vaquero
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LOL, no, it's just me.  Lets just say that I've always been easy to pick out of a crowd.  I've had people who will go out of their way to fuck with me since I was a teenager.  It was the same with both my dad and grandfather.  I get along great with most people and I tend to think that moving to get away from the 0.1% of the population that does that shit is foolish, especially when it would probably be the same or worse anywhere I go.  It used to happen more when I was younger. 

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 01:16 | 4121776 StormShadow
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" Yet people still fuck with me, and it's normally when I least expect it."

Wow, really, wonder why that is? Live in condition yellow you dumb fuck.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 01:24 | 4121793 El Vaquero
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I was refering to being in a decent area is when it happens.  Both times I was in a decent area.  Being in condition yellow doesn't avoid all confrontations.  It does make you ready to deal with them when you cannot avoid them.

 

Unless you've had people fuck with like that and can share how you handled it?

 

Otherwise, you can fuck off and get spacedocked you pretentious twat. 

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 08:02 | 4122122 drdolittle
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I had a friend who was 6'3" 270, not fat, huge like an nfl lineman and guys liked to fuck with him. I think they wanted to prove they weren't afraid or something. He was pretty good at defusing things with humor, only saw him fight once when the guy struck him first. About 6 1 220 ish. My friend took him right down and made a mess of his face with one blow.

Small man syndrome

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:18 | 4121568 g'kar
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Knowing the DHS, TSA and the local PD are around make me feel safe enough to walk around armed.

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:43 | 4121456 icanhasbailout
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Yes, but they don't make it to "mass casualty", it's usually just the perp and whoever he ambushed first.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 02:16 | 4121855 Moon Pie
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Here's what I can't figure.  What doesn't someone get an angle on some crazy shit head like this, wait and when he turns, just frikin bull rush him and knock him on his ass. He'd fold like a cheap suit.  All these idiots (shooter types) are frikin cowards anyhow.  I'm from Jersey.  Can't believe there's not one guy that can't slobberknocker this punk.  200 "police units..."  sheesh.  Like we really frikin need that!  I grew up with a couple guys that would tear this guy's lungs out.  Where are guys like that?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 05:18 | 4122015 Confused
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Where are those guys? Not at the mall, unfortunately. 

 

I love how the Northeast was filled with "tough guy" types when I was younger. They were everywhere. If those are the guys you are talking about, well, apparently they aren't so tough. 

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 02:32 | 4121880 agNau
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What was Jill Biden doing? "Just walk outside on the balcony here, and fire a couple blasts in the air!" Right next door at JCP, shopping sales because Joe is too stoopid to make money in Washington, and what does she do? Nothing. When will we have leadership in this country?

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:58 | 4121534 Uber Vandal
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Perhaps someone should keep track about such events and compare it against how poorly the ACA or a person's popularity is faring.

Not that events like this would serve as a distraction or anything, or happen on the day that an article about a quote from a book hits the news.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 01:13 | 4121765 Things that go bump
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The Barney Fifes in my area shouldn't be allowed to carry guns. A few years back one of the fat slobs got himself killed with his own gun during a confrontation. They put a statue up in his memory. I don't know how they live with the shame.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 08:02 | 4122121 Husk-Erzulie
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Great catch man, outstanding.  We can never know of course but I suspect most of us would not be surprised to find a causal relationship.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:35 | 4121673 takeaction
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You son of a bitch....I am under the desk...scissors ready.

 

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:19 | 4121353 Deepskyy
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New Jersey doesn't fuck around do they?

 

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:33 | 4121664 FEDbuster
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Doesn't Jim Cramer live in New Jersey?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 09:16 | 4122308 Chief Kessler
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The Gestapo copied the uniform of the NJSP

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:20 | 4121356 DirkDiggler11
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I hope this doesn't interrupt Governor Chris Christie's supper...

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:23 | 4121374 Running On Bing...
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He's got to-go containers for such emergencies.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:15 | 4121605 Borrow Owl
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.... and a CDL driver on retainer to make sure they arrive on time.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:21 | 4121626 ShrNfr
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Cory Booker had a police scanner on all the time so he could show up at fires and so forth. "Mayor arrives at 1 alarm fire, saves kitten." great press you know. Asshole. More so the folks who voted for him.

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:42 | 4121459 Two Feet Studs Up
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Which one?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:59 | 4121734 Freddie
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I am sort of hoping that Corzine is out shopping for a tie.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 01:02 | 4121749 tsx500
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Thank you...funniest thing I've read all night

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:19 | 4121358 Parisnights
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Cue Armed TSA agents in malls and airports in 3...2..1..

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:37 | 4121437 JohnnyBriefcase
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Who the fuck goes to malls anyway?! Don't these people know about Amazon.com? What is this, like, 1996?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:02 | 4121553 HulkHogan
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I told this to my wife last weekend as we sat around and watch the morning "news." Has anyone ever noticed that ALL television news outlets report the exact same stories and opinions, in the same order (same lead story, 2nd, 3rd, so on), and take the exact same scheduled commercial breaks 90% of the time... every single day? If "news" was a business, they'd compete for viewers, and therefore, try something new (different opinions, stories, angles, anything). But it's not a business, it's propaganda.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:20 | 4121620 Captain Benny
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Hulk, You forgot to take the blue pill today... Please make sure to double-dose tonight and watch Honey Boo Boo in the morning.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 08:20 | 4122154 Husk-Erzulie
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Alert, alert, we've got one breaking its programing.  Let's get a physical location on that ip address and send some units out to sterilize the location.  Confiscate all data devices within a one mile radius of this subjects locale, shoot to kill is authorized (as usual).  Back in time for coffee break...

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 02:46 | 4121901 trader1
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sex, violence, and drugs sell extremely well in american society.

 

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:21 | 4121360 All Out Of Bubblegum
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West Cost drill/false flag followed by an East Coast drill/false flag. Anyone know if any drills were held in NJ in the past few months or so?

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:36 | 4121426 SnobGobbler
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so armed robbery is now "terrorism" ? cant wait till knocking off a 711 gets "active shooter" labeled and mass casualty units dispatched.

what.the.fuck!?!

ps fuck you jamie dimon

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:06 | 4121571 HulkHogan
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Yes, and speaking its' name is terrorism as well. See you in the FEMA camp.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:14 | 4121572 Theta_Burn
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No drills, they were last summer black hawks buzzing the shore for "urban training"

Everyday life in Jersey city, Newark, Paterson, Paramus, the Oranges depending on what side of the tracks you live on IS the drill..

But this is a whole new level even for Jersey and I will be shocked if this guy isn't shot 30 times

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 02:23 | 4121862 MisterMousePotato
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Hey, we need to start a pool:

Total injuries.

Fatal injuries.

Anyone here gamble? And knows how to set over/under, odds, and ?.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 04:13 | 4121986 Tall Tom
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I will bet that they will tell you that it is CIA~N~CIA's brother. Where was he from? Jersey?

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:20 | 4121361 jimcg
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Can't any of these crazed citizens find their way to Washington DC?

J

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:22 | 4121370 Terminus C
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I suppose they would, if they were crazed citizens.

Truth is, most people don't have a target for their rage (few read and research at a level that would give them the red pill effect).

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:58 | 4121529 runswithscissors
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right, these crazed "citizens" come from DC...

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:14 | 4121608 JohnnyBriefcase
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Who wants to bet that Nick Pugh will be there?

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:21 | 4121366 Running On Bing...
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No doubt protesting the reduction in EBT.

Over.

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:21 | 4121368 stant
stant's picture

yep always right idea ,wrong target

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:23 | 4121372 El Vaquero
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Strict NJ gun control, keeping the NJ Plebs safe...OH SHIT!

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:05 | 4121436 NoDebt
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"NJ: Magazines limited to 15 rounds. Police officers may possess "high capacity magazines" for duty purposes and may possess personal "high capacity magazines" with recommendation by their agency."

Anyone want to take the over/under on how many rounds this guys magazines held?  If it's over 15, it must have been a cop doing the shooting, I guess.  Law says so.

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:56 | 4121519 Dr. Venkman
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This happens on election eve after months of campaign ads (for NJ's incredibly bloated government pension scheme - governorship, assembly, state senate, freeholder, etc.) where almost universally there was a thrown in knocking guns.

The ads didn't even make sense with the gun comments. Property Taxes, minimum wage, income taxes, fees, oh and I will stand up to the gun lobby NRA. total nonsense.

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:24 | 4121373 tony wilson
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psy operations see.

does larry silverstein have monies in this building just askin.

crisis

actors

robbie parker cue the anderson cooper musac.

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:43 | 4121464 icanhasbailout
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This is the music I was thinking of. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LQftYK2n8o

 

I wonder how many of the televised witnesses will bear a striking similarity to people in Boston, Connecticut...

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 00:04 | 4121563 a growing concern
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Better get the fuck out of that building before ole Larry decides to "pull it" or they "pulverize" the pieces of the building.  You know, for the children.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 01:28 | 4121802 Freddie
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Monday night?  They will probably be able to get good crisis actors from Boradway or off Broadway.   They just need to be careful not to break into any show tunes as their grieve on camera.

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:23 | 4121377 Seize Mars
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Where is the list of DHS drills that are to be run in Oct / Nov?

There was a website with all that crap.

AS PREDICTABLE AS THE SUN AND MOON

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:25 | 4121379 Seize Mars
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More Government BULLSHIT

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:25 | 4121384 A Lunatic
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Just what Christie needs in order to take decisive action and seal his bid for 2016. Bravo.......

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:27 | 4121398 joego1
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This should ramp up  the Christmas buying spirit!

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:30 | 4121409 Seasmoke
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I posted yesterday New Jersey pressure cooker has its temperature way too high. People here are ready to pop !

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:32 | 4121411 Running On Bing...
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Can I get a shelter in place? Amen.

Over.

Mon, 11/04/2013 - 23:34 | 4121421 Stuck on Zero
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Trick or Treat gone awry.

 

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