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If he liked it at $12 he must love it at $6?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3FVBKic5Ek
Well whatever you do, make sure you keep some cash on the sidelines for the Twitter IPO. This is clean hip social networking IPO is going to rock the financial world just like Facebook did, and the scamble to be part of history and own one of the world's most important companies is going to be epic.
Target rich environment....so much opportunity!
This guy is a bald retard.
Yeah, but he is a bald retard who is fun to laugh at and ridicule!
u got one thing right, scamble to get hosed again...
nice unintended use of word.
u b scambled up, dude!
coiled spring eh?
my old dodge had a broken right front coil spring
bet thats what he was referring to
Just another Goldman-funded little sock puppet pitching buy buy buy while Goldman sells sells sells
I pity the fool that pays attention to anything that Cramer says. The only thing this fool is missing are the clown shoes and the big red nose.
My favorite Cramer line on CNBC a couple years back: I blew Foster-Wheeler and i don't feel good about it
"My real passion is my hobby. I work with retards."
Something About Mary
SO little substance !!!
To be part of a history which simply ignores P/E because that's so clean and hip may not be what some of us would favour most. But do go on.
MDB, I've been trying to be hip for years. Can this finally do it for me? Also what other amazing SocMed (That's social media, get it?) stocks should I jump on right now? When I die I want to be sure that my legacy will be cememnted by which IPO I was a part of.
Well Facebook definately looks attractive at these prices, but if you want my honest opinion, I think you should save everything for the Twitter IPO. If you want to get the very best prices, you need to buy at the IPO. Now, does that mean prices will go up straight away? Of course not. But do you seriously want to risk missing out on one of the greatest investment oportunities of a lifetime?
MDB,
Just make sure you type TWTR and not TWTRQ while on your etrade account.
"Well Facebook definately looks attractive at these prices,"
Geez I almost peed myself with that one.
Hey MDB (aka Jackass), your rate of return is -4 so far. No performance fee bonus for you!
Wow, Facebook, Twitter, what's next? They are all coiled springs..... Oh, what the heck, just buy them all!
I think I'll just buy a manufacturer of coiled springs to cut out the metaphorical middleman.
Is there a double-leveraged ETF?
Lol. Facebook only looks attractive to YOU at these prices, since you paid $60+.
Fuckin' retard.
Even more worthless than FB.
I can barely take a dump in 140 characters, much less say anything halfway intelligent.
That's because intelligent people have an attention span of greater than 20 nanoseconds.
Would someone please tell me how I can short MDB's Bonus?
@MillionDollarBonus - the same was said about Netscape.
MDB - You blowhard. 'rock the world like the Facebook IPO'
Dude you're mum is still at least $10 a share underwater 18 months later because of your 'buy Facebook at any cost call'
You still living in the cellar?
For once, I almost agree with one of your trolls. Facebook does have some potential for international revenue growth; Twitter, no. In South America, Facebook continues to grow rapidly in use and popularity, as does skype (because phone rates for home phones and cell phones are so high here). The South Americans are all aware of Facebook´s connections with the CIA and NSA; they always assume the government of those damn yankees is up to no good, so it is nothing new here. E-commerce is also the fastest growing industry in South America. No one cares about Twitter here, and it really has no potential for growth. A much better investment than Facebook, however, is a UPS style transport company covering the Mercosur. Now this would be a growth company... but someone needs to get it started. I would be happy to help anyone with some capital interested in the project.
Tyler,
You have to give the MDBoner his own column.
He marches to the sound of a different drummer, we need to know all points of view .......
"Had Money" on CNBS!
Cramer takes it in the ass again! WAFL!
Well, to be fair, Bear was taken over...
OK.. so was that so that the Fed could keep the metals short alive?
Bear was likely dropped into JPM's lap by the Fed..
By all that is right and holy, it should have been sent to hell and the counterparties dragged along with it.
"If he liked it at $12 he must love it at $6?" LMAO
Look, if you are dumb enough to listen to Cramer you deserve to get cleaned out.
Looks more like a coiled turd sitting on Cramhole's bald head!
Well played, Sir! Vivid mental imagery as I hnarffed coffee through my nose and onto my keyboard.
Booooooyaaaaaa!
Is this a jeopardy question? If so, the question is:
"The sound that Jim Cramer makes when taking it up the arse from Jamie Dymon".
HAHAHA KARL DENNINGER !!!!
I like to read Karl's blog but boy did he get emotionally involved in RIMM/BBRY. ZH is king but I also read Karl and Mish, and that is it.
He's right about BBRY having some good security features that one would think would be worth something, but apparently most people don't give a shit about it.
Most don't even care if you can take the battery out.....but that's right up there on my list.
If the NSA set up free real time backup of all calls, texts, and data most would willingly sign up for it.
pods
It's because most really IT knowledgeable security people have known that unless you own the BB server and it's physically secured within your premises, it's not more secure than even the iPhone. That's been tested over and over again by false flag and honey pot operations done on behalf of others. Sometimes Homeland Security gets the message and reacts to it even before the intended receipient of the message gets it.
Interesting, those are basically the blogs I read as well (in order). I do some energy stuff too.
I think Karl was still playing the market based on fundamentals, which is why he did that post not long ago where he simply shifted focus to a more policitcal commentary. He is out and thus not following it like someone with open trades.
As I understand it, BB has some really good things going for it and may have some real capital that may matter a lot in the future. They are supposed to be the first device certified by the US Gov for security. Huge portfolio of patents. They have problems, sure, but don't forget that in these broke markets, that means the price has to be manipulated down, sheeple slaughtered, and then insiders load up.
But I don't trade, so maybe I am an idiot ... I do think my next phone is going to be a BB though. I am waiting for a personal financial disaster to finally hit the fan and I will start shopping when I see how big the splatter is ...
Karl knows the market is totally muppet gonzo fest, but I think he finally realized that applies to everyone who isn't an insider.
Next stop, Karl buys gold!
Regards,
Cooter
The reason BB was certified by the spooks in the US Government is because the NSA through CES (the Canadian equivalent to the NSA and Britain's GCHQ) efforts probably has intercepted all of the traffic at the server level. Anyone that has any knowledge of the spook business knows that any NSA and US Government certified device is thoroughly penetrated and compromised by the NSA as part of the so-called "government certification" process. There is a formal agreement between Canada, the US NSA and the UK to share all intercepts and Blackberry is the primo intercept feed in Canada for the NSA.
You read the posts of others, not Karl. Since they have left in droves (or thrown out because Karl can't stand an opposing view) the value of his blog has collapsed. Most have gone to ZH and other blogs. Even Suckerforum has a pretty good trading section now, made up of traders Karl banned from his blog.
Denninger is getting slammed by the Fed and Blackberry. He's lost loads of viewers/readers.
The ones he isn't banning, he is losing. The guy is one of the biggest assholes on the planet.
Hahaha, f*ck you Karl Denninger, better stick to washing machine repair tips and long winded rants that would make Fidel Castro's speeches seem short.
http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=199877&page=1
Ow bummer, he's taken it offline! :-(
I assume you meant Karl Donglicker......of Fade The F___ing Dong (FTFD - invest in the opposite way) fame? I hear rumors that there's a FTFD trading and investing technique book coming out shortly. Do the opposite and it seems that's almost a foolproof investment strategy.
Since he's gotten into politics and decided he wants to be a public figure his investing "advice" record actually makes Cramer's financial advisor record look good. Smart book sense guy, but when it comes to realism, politics and investing his record ain't very good, IMHO.
Often wrong, never in doubt.
Often?
Almost Always is a better description
I loved Cramer's AAPL call last week when it crossed $530... Cramer parroted on CNBC that Apple was going to run to $600+. It immediately pulled back to $516, as if to thumb it's nose in Cramer's direction.
One day this shill will cost the wrong person a lot of money and he will be dissappeared.
Just trying to stay optimistic boys...
That is the most uplifting thing I've read this morning.
Sorry to spoil the optimism, and as much as i believe that "karma is a bitch" john corzine makes cramer look like a kid stealing bubble gum.
I stopped watching shit TV and Hollywood years ago. I am amazed at the idiots who watch Cramer's TV show and think they will make money trading his shit. He is such a douchebag and friend of Elliot Spitzer. Probably a friend of Weiner as well.
"We all need FRIENDS in here. I could be a FRIEND to you." (Shawshank c/o YouTube)
Cramer wiggling his toes in BQI "Oilsandbox" on CNBC (June 20, 2008 "KISS OF DEATH")
BQI Historical Chart on Yahoo Finance ("CRASH AND BURN")
And rightly so, I'd say. But even if he wont be disappeared, he will nonetheless. Ain't that a comforting thought? ;-)
How does your theory square up with Dick Bove still being vertical and above ground?
Cramer should have Bove on the show in a head-to-head time slot against Jon Stewart to see which is funnier.
Dick Bove is a shill for the banks, the banks own the government. Dick is well protected.
I've always wondered if he is just pushing the opposite of his trades, or if he's getting kick backs from the big boys upstairs...
I predict strong support at $ .5 ....
Cramer is a coiled spring of stupid who is mightily responsible for the thousands of lost viewers of CNBC.
Does anyone run a Cramer Contrarian Fund??
He wasn't totally incorrect. A slinky is a coiled spring right? And the slinkly moves towards the basement with gusto.
I think it's more like one of those Wil-E-Coyote springs that slams you into the side of a cliff instead of up in the air.
Yep, it only works going downhill.
Bullish
Maybe this isn't Palm . . . . (whistles in the dark)
would love for Cramer to blow up like he did back when - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWksEJQEYVU
thats is just instant comedy shit!!
He's been on meds since...
"my people have been in this game 25 yrs........''
when he says 'my people', is he refering to the Cubans?
This is about the time the Federal Reserve should announce they are stepping in and buying Blackberry. After all, this is the device the Federal Reserve relies upon.
They can easily rationalize such an investment.
Yours is really food for
much in commentary.
This:
http://www.doctorhousingbubble.com/secrets-of-housing-boom-fed-taper-fed...
is getting Turkey'd:
http://henryckliu.com/page117.html
It's favored monetary and fiscal policy
over those who make the right calls
(for all the free reserves and loss
sharing there were millions who actually
SOLD the banks' own mortgage bubble)
enables playing the self-created
adversity, during the self-created
window of opportunity, even after
planning on not just selling (tranching)
lower quality mortgage paper (though
it's thought by many with bogus
ratings) but shorting them too,
even after selling them to one's own
customers, even with those bogus
ratings (thought by many.)
Cramer, bankrupting all, one viewer at a time.
I don't even have to really try hard to see a pitchfork and horns on that worthless bastard. His current punishment occurs everytime he looks in a mirror.
A good illustration of how seamless the revolving door is between MSNBC and The Onion.
MSNBC?!?
I transposed, but frankly, those channels all look pretty much the same to me.
You know what he meant. Still, public humiliation is fun on a Monday morning to get the blood pumping, so let's have at it.
"I'm pre-Law."
"I thought you were pre-Med?"
"What's the difference?"
As we used to say on the NYMEX trading floor , " you can average yourself right into bankruptcy." Recklessness can be very costly.
Can someone please call this guy out on CNBC live?
Are you serious? The last CNBC commercial I saw was Cramer's face being shown with the word "intelligence" being spoken. They think he's brilliant!
He's going to come out today, along with Gartman, sale recommendation on BBRY. At that point I'm buying on margin and posting my testicles for collateral.
When will that sack of shit be hanged?
There are just so many that are financial criminals. Go long boiled rope.
Thank you Jim for being my go-to example whenever I explain the Dunning-Kruger effect.
Turns out it's just a Slinky instead.
Cramer is the Muppet pumper # 1.
What a cunt.
Ah Cramer, reminds me of his 07 analysis of washington mutual, "It's a bad short".
"Just go buy some Washington Mutual and take that yield..."
I might buy *a* Blackberry at $12.
The SONY Betamax was superior technology, too.
CRAMER,LIESMAN and all the MSM hacks they bring out each and every day are paid TROLLS. It is a great gig if you are in the club to reap the rewards.
Yeeesssss, Hooke s law, i remember that physics class, twas fascinating... but he failed to take into account the deformation forces acting on the elastic body, the big dummy, in this case a 5 tonne weight attached to a 0.0001mm spring. Ouch, sore toes.
No No No, Cramer is just a misunderstood member of that savvy, super select and high IQ group that remain explicitly unmentionable. If you can't recognize his genius, it is because you are a stupid goy.
He's an idiot. I remember watching CNBC when he first appeared with his clown act. My first thought was the guy is out of his flippin' mind, and I think I am still right.
I have been crying for hours and hours after I read that zerohedge is run by disgraced and banned insider traders, according to the gospel of Call me Ishmael. The grief is too great to overcome and I still can't bear it. I don't know what to do.
Then Million Dollar Bonus comes along with another shit sandwich to feed more bullshit to everybody, so all is well now.
I am going to file this under my "Stopler & company unorthodox contrarian indicator list".
Blackberry - swirlin' the drain.
I bought some at $140 back in 2008
When do you think I'll break even?
it might take a while ... but the basics of investing, according to buffet, is to always buy but never to sell.
When you start buying puts.
What's with the huge bunch of grapes hanging on that chicks neck?
Cramer had better hope that Cramerica has no extradition law that will allow the return of his worthless ass to the U.S. when the SHTF.
I love ZH.
Who needs lube when you have a bloody Hemmy, right Jim...
SELL,SELL,SELL
He always reminds me of a carnival barker!
BTFD! (/S)
I've always wondered how much,
if any, TST (then TSCM) he sold
at the top of the dot-com bubble.
Bear Sterns is fine! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPc16cuQJR0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olxxgobf6Z4
This is the same guy that said to sell Stark Industries.
According to Cramer, AAPL was a "buy" at $700, but "a hard stock to own" at $450.
FUCK CRAMER AND HIS MASTERS
CNBC is a propaganda tool for Wall Street. Someone should take over and fire everyone starting with Cramer.
Can we add Herb Greenberg to the list? He's pretty famous for being wrong most of the time, too.
someone take this spewing stupid fuck out back and shoot it
DO people still listen to this Fuck-Tard?
DO people still listen to this Fuck-Tard?
I have done okay listening to Cramer with a little spare cash I have to play around with a theory.
I listen to what he says, and then I do the the opposite.
Blackberry will probably more like a slinky walking down the stairs.
Yeah....but to be completely fair, he didn't say WHICH way the spring was going to unwind !
Didn't Microsoft or someone buy them recently?!? And yes, Cramer is a complete idiot and asshole!
Vince Shlomi - TeeVee huckster for SlapChop, ShamWoW and the Shticky is more credible than Cramer.
Making fun of Cramer these days has become more of a guilty pleasure than sleeping with the fat admin.
He meant buy a BB for 12 bucks.