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Monday Humor: Forget Jimmy Kimmel; Meet "The Undying Chinese"
Following Jimmy Kimmel's infamous kids roundtable where the solution proferred by one young chap was to "kill all the Chinese people" since they are the ones we owe money to, the Chinese people decided enough was enough and put together this brief tutorial on China, and how many 'peoples' have tried to kill them in the past... meet "The Undying Chinese"
Jimmy Kimmel's "Kill everyone in China" skit:
And The Chinese response... (if nothing else, it's a great introduction to the way they see themselves in under 4 minutes)...
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That was what really stood out to me. Subtle humor lost on the clueless Kimmelites I'm sure.
gold bitchez
It's very sad first that they feel the need to reply to that and second it's quite shameful to Amerika.
Finally, no one is that resource bound to be that hamstrung. If they would embrace a free market Austrian economy and individual liberty (part and parcel) they would find themselves so incredibly rich the idea of convincing Amerika of their greatness would be [more] preposterous. However, no such thing would occur because they would have to trust in something besides themselves, no authoritarian trusts nor recognizes a higher power. Disdain for anything that smacks of that is what China and Amerika share.
Thanks to our government schools, the younger the child the more the wisdom. For the Chinese, the older the person, the more the wisdom. That's why our Dear leader remains in his terrible twos emotionally and mentally.
Somebody needs to explain to this kid who Obama and congress work so diligently for. And coincidentally, sold him to.
What is with so many of you ascribing greatness to the Chinese???
They have their good and bad traits just like any other culture but the ONLY reason they have been the super-charged economy of the last 20 years is TPTB gave them the opportunity. Their oligarchy is not innovative. They do not design new products. They manufacture with slave labor in factories that pollute the environment that were gifted to communist party synchophants. If they were so "Forward looking" they wouldn;t be in such a rush to damage their ecology and build cities that fall apart before they are completed.
the short version of the chinese response is, "if you don't pay us back we will kill all of you and solve our overpopulation problem, too. america will become china's puerto rico."
Thanks God for Chinese on Xmas morning.
Yes! We need the soulless consumer "holiday" where one's happiness is defined by how much cooler your toy was over your neighbor's. Christmas has become a sick, twisted joke, kinda like the Kimmel video...
I propose a name change for Christmas(s) to Mammonmas(s)...
Charlie don't surf.
Charlie be lending money.
Richard Fisher got it right when he debated his $3m per annum pay interviewer whose propaganda was that the administration is responsible for US monetary policy. Fisher said monetary policy making rests in the Legislative branch per the US Constitution.
Just what need -- child actor revolutionaries spouting un Constitutional acts. Better Call Rocky or Tony P to straighten out the sick f- gamblers who don't pay.