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Obamacare goes dark.
Barack Obama arrives to speak about Obamacare at an Organizing for Action event in Washington.
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Going Moar Dark One Day at a Time.
..but i see a bright light....theres uncle jim..aunty em...
Obamaman 4 -- Dark Site Rising.
"Now, I have become Death, the destroyer of worlds."
Kennedy's presidency was Camelot.
Obama's is the Dark Ages.
Steven King, 'The Stand':
"Watch out for the DARK MAN, Larry!" (takes Larry by the collar) "He's coming for YOU!"
No Luke, I Am Your Doctor!
Noooooooooooooooooo!!
Obama lied - healthcare died!
Democrats lied - healthcare died!
Spread the word!
Funny how much the glow from his fallen halo resembles the Cherenkov radiation from a damaged nuclear reactor core.
ACA: put out of commission by the tsunami of financial reality.
Why do I get the feeling that the obamanites realized that noone was registering and they sabotaged their own system to use it as the excuse.
We now have proof that almost noone likes it not even those who will be reimbursed, since you have to pay first.
Back to the dark ages
That's raysist!
Blue Cross/Blue Shield/Blue Bug Zapper.
They'll let you know which is your plan.
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"Obamacare: Ongoing Disaster With No End In Sight"http://stateofthenation2012.com/?p=2294
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teleprompter goes dark
(crickets)
Looks like another installment of "Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy!"...
K-Mart Blue-Light Special.
Minor correction to article "That’s exactly what these elected representatives did. In the face of the greatest public outcry ever seen from the body politic."
Should have readd "That’s exactly what these elected democrats did. In the face of the greatest public outcry ever seen from the body politic."
Now back to Roller Derby!
+1 For reminding me of Dark Force Rising (by Timothy Zahn)
I would have thought a red would look purple under blue light.
I am the dark figure you have been waiting for,,
"Reggie, you little scamp, you set this up, didn't you? Come here- now I've got a dark surprise for you, too. Lean over this teleprompter."
"Did somebody just faint?"
"Give them a little room. We're going to need some water over here..."
Mysterious photo found at Kenyan Immigration Office.
Obama and the criminal US government are all pieces of shit that need to be flushed. Sorry, that's all I got.
DARKWARS....."May the Farce be with You"............
You guys had it all wrong with the horns on the top of the head. They're on the side.
Where's my little Wookie ?
Obamacare goes dark? Racist.
zero dark blurry
Zero dark gay orgy!
Zero Dark Barry? Or will Boo-berry work? How bout Count Chocula?
If you already have a lightbulb, you can keep it!
"It's always darkest before it goes completely black."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bcRCCg01I
This music is fitting.
Well, I grew up on this, weaned with a set of Koss headphones. Dad had the killer stereo stuff!
Holst: The Planets!
I would give you a few thousand green arrow thingies, as you listen to the build-up to MOAR WOAR!
SHIT...
Caption:
"Luke... I AM your father..."
What evil lurks in the hearts of men... Only the Shadow knows...
No eyes or smile?
Thanks for coming to our Organizing for Inaction Event.
Guy in shadows to CNN TV producer ..
"is it dark enough to mask myself? Soundcheck, is my voice deep enough"
"yep, good to go"
... in a deep voice ... "well what had happened was ... "
Stalin, is that you?
Hello, Doctor Taylor...........Hello?? Where is everyone........?? I have a boo boo.......Hello............?.........
Damn, I can't read the teleprompter!!!
'I said hit the internet kill switch'
Kind of off topic, but isn't this guy supposed to be governing instead of pimping shit?
pods
Honestly, you are better off when he's selling... when he gets ideas, bad shit happens.
I thought Govt's job was pimpin us?
Obama Chambers in ... The Man Behind the Blue Curtain.
Here's to hope and change and by the way can you flip on the lights?
Brought to you from the worlds largest banana republic (minus the bananas)
this will be a day long remembered by the empire[ banana republic]
"Obama finally loses face"
How many presidents does it take to screw... the entire country?
1 - but he needs the help of a complicit group of spineless power and money hungry congresspeople, corrupted courts, sycophantic media and whole bunch of really stupid voters.
The ears have it
We should start calling him "Dumbo"...
Live, from Kenya! Er, uh, Hawaii.
If you want the lights on, you can have the lights on.
"The Great and Powerful Oz" The man behind the curtains?
Gold bitchez!!!!!!!!
If you already have a gold bar, you can keep it!
Please folks, buy your Obamacare so we can pay our light bill.
Over.
I'm good at killing people.
If you 'kill it', you have to eat it.
Which is why I've devised this plan.... it's called the Affordable Care Act....
LTER, a big + 1
Yeah, what kind of a guy says stuff like that? A thug...
I should'a wore my hoodie.
If you can't see who took your money, it wasn't really taken.
Turn out the lights, the Obamacare party is over...
/dandy don, MNF
If you can't see me when I say it, you can't claim I said it.
We didn't pay our electric bill? Get to work Mr. Fed Chairman!
Man, that was some DANK Skywalker! I'm so toast, I can barely stand. Sheeeit!
"If you like your electricity, you’ll be able to keep your electricity. Period! No one will take it away. No matter what."
aaannnd ....out the nose comes my coffee
+22
These sheep will love me. Time for single payer.
"Damn it Bush, quit fucking with the lights your making me look bad."
"Enron did it"
LMAO
They're sheep! Who gives a shit?
Looks like Charlie Brown going into a bath house.
If you can find your plan you can keep your plan....uhhhh.... I mean if you can find your plan and it's a plan I like you can keep it.......muhhhhhh......to hell with it......you can't keep your plan.
Who farted? ....Oh, that's my health care plan! Nevermind.
Proof that anti-matter exisits. The anti-negative.
"Makes me want to be with the Choom Gang!"
"And now ladies and gentlemen, for the main event, everyone's favorite comedian..."
Is this the Champagne room?
Oh what big ears you have Barrack, why not start using them.
Hello? Anybody there?
From the shadows seeps the Manchurian president.
Drama queen
If he'd only built it on Windows 95, none of this would ever have happened.
"And for my next act, i will show u my impresdion of a black cat in a coal bin @ midnight."
I see what you did there
will the last doctor please turn out the lights?
Dr. Kavorkian will see you now...
WTF!
Every picture has its shadows
And it has some source of light
Blindness blindness and sight
The perils of benefactors
The blessings of parasites
Blindness blindness and sight
Threatened by all things
Devil of cruelty
Drawn to all things
Devil of delight
Mythical devil of the ever-present laws
Governing blindness blindness and sight
J. Mitchell - Shadows And Light
Maybe not a caption but a powerful lyric. I wonder whom she wrote that for/about some 30 years ago.
+55 for quoting Joni.
dark? thas raciss yo!
Peak ACA came and went already. Didn't M. King Hubbert predict this?
Darker than a black steer's tookas on a moonless night.
Feet don't fail me now!
Darker than the empty space between Obama's ears.
If you like your hopium-induced blackout, you can keep it. Period.
Obama has taken the blue pill!
Once you go black, you never go back!
Read it and weep... Obamacare “victim” now says loss of previous health plan may be “a blessing in disguise” Dianne Barrette was the media's go-to example of an Obamacare victim -- until she found out all of her options
Murph: [reacting to the lights at Bob's Country Bunker being turned off] Hey, why'd they turn out the lights?
Willie 'Too Big' Hall: Maybe they blew a fuse.
'Blue Lou' Marini: I don't think so, man! Those lights are off on purpose.
Hide the kids. There's a globalist in the room.
'Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I never wanted another.'
Hail me, the almighty wizzard O'bozo...
"The Lamps Are Going Out All Over USSA..."
"You think it's bad now, just wait ten years from now! I'll be on an island and you monkeys will be scrabbling in the streets of the U.S.S.A. for food and heat. How 'bout them apples?"
"Obamacare: It's as dark as my soul."
1. Healthcareless Whispers
2. ObamaCare Blues
3. In the beginning there was light
4. Obama: "Damn, I can't see! Did anyone see my old healthcare plan?"
WWRD
[R = Rahm]
'Wheres the conspiracy theorists when you need one ?'
If Obamacare had a son it would look like Treyvon.
And be just as dead.
Has anyone seen my Halo?
Look at them out there, Slaves and don't even know it
"Is there someone we can invade so they forget about Obama Care?!?"
Obama: In the dark since 2008.
"As you all can see, transparancy is not one of my things."
"I, uh. What, uh? There uh,....uh, seem to be uh....uh......."
Isn't that pretty much how is goes when the teleprompter goes dark?
These are not the healthcares you are looking for.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Remember, the Wizard of Oz was a fraud. Who Kept a population "merry" with deception, prevarication and fear.
Folks, this is an example of your future. Get used to it.
"I see you masterbating in violation of the ACA self abuse clause. The death panel has been convened."
"Not now, Reggie. No. Not now. Oh, ok."
"It wasn't me."
A man thought possessed of vast ideas, proven half right.
The blue beam behind me, is a death star's tractor beam on your bank accounts. And there is no Old man who can turn if off...
Obamacare goes dark. Are the lights next? ( OH WAIT!!!!! )
See, the boogeyman really was in the closet.
Attention all healthcare shoppers...
"America, where are you now don't you care about your sons and daughters,
Don't you know we need you now, we can't fight alone against the monster."
Steppenwolf, Monster
(FROM "THE OMEN")
Robert Thorn: What do you know about my son?
Father Brennan: Everything.
Robert Thorn: And what is that?
Father Brennan: I saw its mother.
Robert Thorn: You saw my wife.
Father Brennan: I saw its mother.
Robert Thorn: You are referring to my wife!
Father Brennan: Its *mother*, Mr. Thorn!
Robert Thorn: If this is blackmail, come and say it! What is it your're trying to say?
Father Brennan: Its mother was a Jack...
[Father Brennan is interrupted as the door behind him bursts open violently]
CODE BLUE !
BCBS,AETNA, HUMANA TO THE OPERATING ROOM STAT
What a dumbass monkey looks like in the dark.
LMFAO