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The Definitive Chart On How To Identify A Terrorist

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Submitted by Michael Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,

A little over a year ago, I wrote an article titled:  You Know You Are a Conspiracy Theorist If…

It proved a useful description of the varied afflictions that might overcome your fellow man on the path toward becoming a sentient human being. These include critical thinking, the enjoyment of nature and the distrust of mainstream media.

Well now we have the United States Government Terrorist Identification Chart. This should further aid you in identifying if there are enemies in your midst. Pay close attention serfs.



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Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:12 | 4123169 12ToothAssassin
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Can I get this in a high res printable format to post around town?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:19 | 4123191 hedgeless_horseman
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Terrorists grow our own food.

Mrs. Horseman's saffron rabbit stew with cucumbers.

-h/t The Late Richard Olney.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:20 | 4123198 VD
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i don't want to see your homemade fucking abattoir! douche!

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:24 | 4123210 Deo vindice
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It sure didn't look to me like that kind of activity was going on in his abattoir.


Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:29 | 4123227 Ahmeexnal
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Yomomma about to ban all eating utensils:

Yomomma about to change constitution: by yomomma's law you will only be able to eat with your right hand using no utensils. You will also be forced to bow down towards some city in saudi arabia several times a day.

Hey, rabbitman: you didn't grow those wabbits!!!

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:32 | 4123242 whotookmyalias
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VD you need to chill out and maybe visit a different thread

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:39 | 4123271 12ToothAssassin
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How do you know if someone is vegan? You dont have to, they will tell you every chance they get.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:47 | 4123311 Ahmeexnal
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Something is missing on that chart: a picture of a bed labeled "terrorist breeding grounds".

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:52 | 4123330 knukles
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Sure's fuck glad I don't fit any them profiles...
I'm a stick man drawn in Crayola Brand made in the USA Crayons

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:59 | 4123362 BellyBrain
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Looks like the only way to be a non-terrorist is to be a fascist thug known as a "pole icer" who pepper sprays, tazes, beats on or shoots all those nasty terra ists.  Or a billionaire.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:15 | 4123430 prodigious_idea
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Remember, remember, the fifth of November . . . 

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:23 | 4123459 FEDbuster
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If only the picture showed central banksters instead of rabbits....

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:41 | 4123535 I am more equal...
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Shhhhh...... I'm hunting wabbit.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:45 | 4123549 dontgoforit
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Properly prepared & cooked, there's no better meat!  Wonderful.  Coco's in Charlotte serves a very good rabbit.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 15:58 | 4123756 TruthInSunshine
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I'm an omnivore, but still always pray for forgiveness when I have to dice, slice, mince & chop (i.e. sacrifice) vegetables for my salads & meals.

Vegetarians, do not cast stones upon us carnivores, for you are engaged in terristy ways, too.

Carrots & peas feel pain, bitchez! Look at their suffering or continue to live in the sin of your denial!

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 17:17 | 4124163 Titus
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Hedgeless Horseman please please PLEASE INVITE ME TO DINNER SOMETIME!!!!!!!

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 18:02 | 4124382 MisterMousePotato
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The Secret Life of Plants by Peter Tompkins and Christopher Bird.

Interesting read.

Carrots and peas do feel pain.

While looking up the authors' names, I noticed there is a film documentary. Anyone ever watch it?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 16:52 | 4124034 Disenchanted
Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:17 | 4123441 General Decline
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I'm a fifth degree vegetarian.  I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:52 | 4123571 Harbanger
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Bungholes don't cast shadows?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 18:07 | 4124402 TBT or not TBT
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The sun don't shine on them...

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:29 | 4123486 forwardho
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Yes, you may well be... but what color crayola where you drawn with?

Burnt umber ?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:52 | 4123332 kralizec
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Lack of meat makes some people extra-special douchie...

I love rabbit, I'd dine with our rural culinary friend any time!

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 15:07 | 4123578 Harbanger
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She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone.  Where did I hear that?  Some old song.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:29 | 4123481 UpAndComing
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An ex of mine tried to get me on it. A boy 6'3 195 needs his animal meat. The poor bastard she's married since is pale and fickle. Sadness...i tell ya

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 15:16 | 4123640 Herd Redirectio...
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I figure everyone is different.  Whats so hard about that to imagine?

If vegan works for you, great!  But don't assume it works for someone else.

Personally, I grew up eating BBQ, and will die eating BBQ.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 15:44 | 4123751 Harbanger
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"I figure everyone is different. Whats so hard about that to imagine?"

That kind of talk is heresy within the collective.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 17:03 | 4124095 Parrotile
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Go easy on the BBQ - seems there are significant cancer risks, and BBQ grilling is the least safe way to cook meat.

Maybe this goes some way to explaining the very high incidence of colorectal cancer in Australia and New Zealand (where EVERYTING seems to be regarded as ideal BBQ fare!)

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 17:34 | 4124247 Herd Redirectio...
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Everyone dies, but not everyone truly lives.  BBQ FTW

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:24 | 4123213 macholatte
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someone who calls a farmer an asshole and calls himself "VD"...... funny.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:26 | 4123218 VD
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i call a 'farmer' posting slaughter pics on site like ZH a fucking asshole and moron.


you wanna see dead animals hung upside-down go to a fucking farmer website!

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:29 | 4123232 Five8Charlie
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Grow up.


Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:01 | 4123376 BellyBrain
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It is known in scientific circles that vegans go a little crazy due to the immense lack of saturated fat, b-vitamins and overall caloric restrictions that inevitably ensue when you stop eating all animal products.


Just go organic, kid, eat what your body is craving and learn to have a healthy relationship with food again.  Your brain will thank you.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:16 | 4123434 ElvisDog
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Not to mention the fact that vegans have a higher incidence of heart disease and age-related brain deficiencies (e.g. alzheimers), because the human body needs animal fats, proteins, and cholesterol. 

Every time I have a conversation with a vegan (or god forbid a raw vegan), inevitably they go on and on about how they are heathier and how tasty their vegan meals are. Then I think "quinoa tastes like sawdust" and "vegan curry tastes like something my cat threw up"


Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:59 | 4123589 FeralSerf
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How did you come to know what that something that your cat throws up tastes like? Can you describe the taste for us?

We wait with baited breath for your answer.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 15:09 | 4123613 ElvisDog
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You're right. I should have written "looks and smells like"....

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 15:19 | 4123647 shermacman
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It is "bated" breath.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 18:32 | 4124508 Imminent Crucible
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Not if he's a Shrimpetarian.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 23:48 | 4125586 FeralSerf
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You bate your breath, I'll bait mine. I'll bet I last longer.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 15:58 | 4123724 Bastiat
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"the fact that vegans have a higher incidence of heart disease and age-related brain deficiencies"    -- let's see some support for that statement.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 17:22 | 4124178 Parrotile
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You'll be waiting a long time then. There's NO credible evidence that a vegan diet leads to heart disease - in fact the evidence supports the exact opposite conclusion. For example -,,,

And many others, all from reputable information sources. As to the Alzheimers issue - interesting non-Professional article - with references to plenty of very credible  sources. and ref. list -

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 18:36 | 4124520 Buffalo Bones
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Any accredited sources?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 18:58 | 4124590 Bastiat
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I know.  Drs. Pritikin, Ornish, MacDougall, Esselstyne have been treating cardiac patients with whole food plant based diets for years with dramatic success.

Then there's the work of T Colin Cambell in the China Study, and his more recent Whole.

Check out when you get a chance.  A sample:

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 19:15 | 4124652 AGuy
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vegetarian diet can lead to demenita unless animal suppliments are taken:

"Vitamin B12 deficiency can also occur in vegetarians, because the best food sources of the vitamin are animal products. Strict vegans (people who don't eat any animal products, including meat, eggs, or milk) are at greatest risk. Vegetarians who eat eggs and milk products are also at risk, because, on average, they consume less than half the adult Recommended Dietary Allowance (RDA) of vitamin B12."


FWIW: The bigger problems of the modern diet is excessive amounts of processed foods and carbohydrates and starches. Starches (rice, potatoes) covert to sugars in your body, and excessive consumption of starches can lead to diabetes. The probably with most Vegans is that they eat lots of processed foods and carbohydrates which lead to health problems. At lot of processed food also contain unhealthly animal products too.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 17:14 | 4124149 eddymunster
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Baby size genitalia as well.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 17:43 | 4124287 Herd Redirectio...
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So smarr.  So very smarr.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 15:40 | 4123735 Bastiat
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"It is known in scientific circles"

Known by whom?  What "scientific circles." 

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 16:40 | 4123990 drdolittle
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Vegetarian sevent day adventists have less heart disease and live longer (moreso than would be expected statistically by the lack of smoking). Not sure about vegans but vegetarians have been studied and are the opposite of what you said for vegans.

That said I love's me some animal meat. The human gut got smaller and the brain got bigger at the same time. We started eating much more nutritious foods. Hunter gatherers ate plenty of meat. Get over your omnivorous past and enjoy it. Ain't much finer than a delicious med rare steak.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 19:00 | 4124602 Bastiat
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I think you meant to reply to BellyBrain.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:28 | 4123233 drink or die
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How dare someone remind us of where our food comes from!  I thought all meat was grown in pink styrafoam packages!  Just wait until I tell all my friends on Twitter about this!!!

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:53 | 4123335 knukles
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Just wait a few years.
All your meat will be grown in pink Styrofoam containers, for real.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:29 | 4123237 whotookmyalias
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Jeez, chill out.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 15:32 | 4123697 HulkHogan
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I'm a vegan and this picture didn't bother me. Don't show VD road kill, he'd poke his eyeballs out.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:30 | 4123240 Uchtdorf
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What have you been doing the last 29 weeks since you joined. Self-reliance in all areas of life is what ZH celebrates almost daily.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:31 | 4123243 Imminent Crucible
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"fucking farmer website"

They have those?  What does your subscription cost?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:50 | 4123329 DadzMad
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I thought he meant farmers fucking rabbits.  I went looking and only found three sites, but they wanted my credit card number and the misses might find out.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:53 | 4123338 knukles
Tue, 11/05/2013 - 15:03 | 4123603 FeralSerf
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"fucking farmer website"

Which variety interests you? We have Farmers Fucking the Taxpayer and Big Ag Fucking the Farmers.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 15:41 | 4123741 GeezerGeek
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Or go to government screwing Americans.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 15:48 | 4123770 vulcanraven
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Hey VD, I believe you were looking for

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:31 | 4123247 Ace Ventura
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Lighten up, Francis.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:58 | 4123355 pods
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I'll be honest, I miss francis.  He made the time here more interesting.


Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:43 | 4123537 prains
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His contributions were vastly more thought provoking than a whiney little puke like VD,

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:57 | 4123587 General Decline
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Where did he go? Did be leave us with any kind of parting statement??

At least Otto told all the jew lovers at ZH to fuck off

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:37 | 4123273 Stoploss
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Keep it up cocksucker..

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:45 | 4123310 Seize Mars
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Ever been hungry? I mean actual hunger.
I have. You haven't.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:50 | 4123322 Fukushima Sam
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Your denial of reality is refreshingly idiotic here.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:50 | 4123328 MOLONAABE
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I bet you dont wear leather or have leather seats in you car do dont eat? only carrots? wake up fruit loop!!!your the asshole HH is what we should all wish to be a self relient, educated man reaching out to help others so grow up!!

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:00 | 4123372 Citxmech
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Also, most vegitarians have no idea how many animal byproducts are ingrediants are in fertilizers. 

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:42 | 4123539 Hobbleknee
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Not to mention all the animals that are killed by the reapers.  I'm pretty sure that's how Mrs Brisby died.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:54 | 4123345 Svendblaaskaeg
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"you wanna see dead animals hung upside-down go to a fucking farmer website!"

I know of no fucking farmer websites but I found this for You - a farmer with a very big cock:

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:36 | 4123505 aardvarkk
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Sounds like someone needs to come to terms that they are members of a species that is not vegetarian.  People are no more "bad" for eating a hamburber (or rabbitburger) than a lion is "bad" for eating a zebra.  And your "slaughter pics" are someone else's appetizing pre-dinner titillation.  Or did you think hamburgers grew in paper wraps on trees?

It may be slightly OT, but disgusting it sure ain't.  I'd love to try that dish.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:35 | 4123509 BudFox2012
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I don't even have any pictures of dead critters to show, but just to shut your whining ass up I might have to go kill something now and post it on this thread.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:39 | 4123522 Hobbleknee
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People should not be offended by seeing where food comes from.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:48 | 4123556 dontgoforit
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Then bite me you little shit.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 15:20 | 4123657 bagehot99
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What are you gonna do when the lights go out? Hunt frozen pizza? 


Tue, 11/05/2013 - 16:47 | 4124017 thisandthat
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Life; too hardcore for you, it seems...

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 16:58 | 4124065 Pairadimes
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Remove the bag from your head and take a few big breaths in and out of it. There. Better?


By the way, one of the other rules of fight club is that sometimes you get your ass kicked.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 18:35 | 4124521 Papasmurf
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Vote up!

Vote down!


i call a 'farmer' posting slaughter pics on site like ZH a fucking asshole and moron.


you wanna see dead animals hung upside-down go to a fucking farmer website!

If you want to visit a website that suites your narrow point of view, go to

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:45 | 4123545 I am more equal...
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You get VD when you fuck some nasty shit or goats.

VD you been fucking goats or rabbits?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:25 | 4123220 q99x2
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Those are three of the worst carrot terrorists out there. So what's the big deal.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:25 | 4123224 Ness.
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Did you know that cheeseburgers come from COWS?  Who'd a thunk it?  Did you know that they have to actually KILL the COW before you can eat it?


Crazy, I know, right?


Grow up pussy.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:27 | 4123229 VD
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i dont eat flesh dickwad and that's my right, just like it's your right to eat McD's poison. and if i did, i wouldn't want to see on site like ZH this homemade butchery. get it?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:29 | 4123239 whotookmyalias
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Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:33 | 4123249 quasimodo
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Give him a break, he's a newbie and his cherry is not popped yet.

Or, perhaps a bad case of constipation along with the clap.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:40 | 4123282 Whalley World
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I think i just heard a "popping" sound

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:00 | 4123365 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Popping or plopping?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:16 | 4123432 Citxmech
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So, Mr. VD, do you think we should hide the reality of how food animals are raised and slaughtered?  Kinda like those bans on photographing industrial chicken processing plants (aka "Auschwitz Farms")?  

I bet Mr. Horsman's rabbits had a much happier life  - including their one bad day, than any of the wild bunnies scraping out an existence under constant threat of weather, predators, disease, and starvation.  I also bet that their progeny have a much better chance of survival to breeding age than they would in the wild.

How big/small is your footprint, btw?  Are you telling us that you use no products grown where rain forests used to stand?  Eat no products grown using chemicals strip-mined from the Earth, diesel fuel procured by Empire, or items produced with slave/child labor?

The Horseman family are not hypocrites or clueless.  Not sure I can say the same for your delusional self-righteous indignation. 

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:22 | 4123457 ElvisDog
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No shit, can you imagine the terror of being a rabbit in the wild? Yeah, there is probably plenty of food, but there are also 10 different animals who want to eat you. It would be hard to fall asleep with that hanging over your head.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 18:45 | 4123841 Citxmech
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I'd love to see this dipshit explain how we're supposed to raise chickens - let's assume for eggs only - without culling any of them.  WTF are you going do with all the roosters?

For those of you without farm-experience - putting roosters in with your hens will result in you only having fertilized eggs (cracking open a fertilized egg first thing in the morning is sight you won't soon forget btw), and if you've got too many roosters, your hens get mercillessly raped non-stop - causing them much hardship and stress.    

If you separate the roosters from the hens, you'll end up with an endless supply of roosters that you have to feed - and they'll all be preoccupied with fighting each other to death for access to your hens.  

In the wild, predation keeps the male's numbers down keeping things more or less in balance.   

If Mr. VD's response is that we should all be Vegan - I'd love to see how we are all supposed to responsibly utilize our "local food shed" to stay healthy without resorting to ""3,000 mile salads." made possible only through our friends at Exxon and BP.    

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:35 | 4123255 Uchtdorf
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So you're offended by the images of meat, meat being consumed by humans, and the existence of McDonalds. We get it now. What if we were all offended by the existence of a member here with the moniker of VD and his/her desire to take over the discussion we're having about how to live through the terror being foisted upon us by our government?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:02 | 4123377 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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I'll be honest I am not particularly appreciative of you posting food pics but only because they make me hungry.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:26 | 4123478 Citxmech
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"Is raising some rabbits or chickens in your backyard or on your apartment’s rooftop really going to change the world?"

Yes.  It changes your world.  It makes you and your family more resiliant, healthier, and more in touch with reality.

It also influences and encourages others to embrace a more grounded approach to life.

Please keep posting. 

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:57 | 4123581 g speed
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makes me want to get some rabbit coops---stew looks yummy too.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:51 | 4123570 aardvarkk
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"Knowledge without action is insanity."

Well, actually, I'd say that could also be laziness.  I'm guilty of a fair bit of it.  But sometimes the knowledge is just so awful that its awfulness overrides any impulses one might have to try to do anything about the source of the awfulness.


Kind of like when you look at Obama and how he has lied, cheated and stolen pretty much everything he ever has gotten, and then been able to take $100 million vacations, golf more often than many people eat and is one of the most powerful people in the world (though at least that part is rapidly correcting itself currently).  And the media cover for this and worship him slavishly.  Yeah, I suppose I could try to do something about it, but is the effort and it's chance for success really worth being slimed by anybody and everybody the instant your efforts start to show any success?  At least the people who hated Bush got the least bit of evidence they had against him published in major papers and had some help from the system.  To hate Obama is to hate the heart of the system.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:44 | 4123292 Ace Ventura
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Oh, but it would be fine if the pics showed homemade 'butchery' of some cucumbers or tomatos instead?! Dude, that's rayciss. Even though you're a produce rayciss.....congrats on exercising your right to not eat "flesh dickwads".

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:00 | 4123367 shovelhead
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I have to admit flesh dickwads don't sound very tasty.

I'm rather provincial in my tastes.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:44 | 4123296 earnyermoney
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Quick, post some offending photo's of veggies hanging by a rope over a food processor. 



Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:43 | 4123298 Dixie Rect
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As a lover of plants, I am horrified when I go into the produce section and see all of those butchered lettuce heads, and chopped up spinach. I weep for the poor insects whom have lost their ability to feed their young due to the stripping of the fields of vegetation....alas!

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:22 | 4123462 ElvisDog
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Not to mention all the bugs that were killed when the fields were tilled and those vegetables harvested. I weep for the beetles.....

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 15:17 | 4123641 Citxmech
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Oh - don't even get me started on pesticides use in factory farms. . . 

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 15:35 | 4123711 willwork4food
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Think of the earthworms! OMG.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 18:46 | 4123763 Citxmech
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Modern farms are essentially hydroponic these days.  The ground is basically dead.  Micro-flora and fauna are fundamental to nutritious and healthy produce.  And yes - a healthy population of worms are beneficial (even if they are non-native in NA).

The health of our pollinators are absolutely critical to our food security however.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:48 | 4123316 Gene Parmesan
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Sure it's your right, but you do realize that humans are normally omnivores, correct?

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:35 | 4123503 UpAndComing
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Seeing these VDs after shit gets real is certainly going to be entertaining...poor bastards

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:54 | 4123342 DutchR
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Eh, this is fight club, right....



Here, put these tampons up your nose, trust me, they help.




Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:56 | 4123349 artless
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I'm offended by your non-flesh eating. I don't need a picture to be pissed off or disgusted by your assinine choice to not eat flesh.

There we're all even. Now take a pill, clam down and chill VD.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:58 | 4123359 Yen Cross
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  I say we all hit the racial discrimination button... VD is clearly racist towards 'meat eaters'...

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:05 | 4123390 kito
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vd alleges he doesnt eat fleshy dickwads. id say he was a liar.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 16:44 | 4124003 TheFourthStooge-ing
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vd alleges he doesnt eat fleshy dickwads. id say he was a liar.

He thinks the creamy filling doesn't count.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:08 | 4123403 El Vaquero
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"i dont eat flesh dickwad and that's my right, just like it's your right to eat McD's poison. and if i did, i wouldn't want to see on site like ZH this homemade butchery. get it?"


Blow it out your ass sweettits.  We wouldn't get pissed off over pictures of you ripping poor little vegetables out of the ground.  You should be glad that I cannot post pics here. 

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:10 | 4123407 SnobGobbler
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LEAVE if you don't like it you fucking cunt!

awww...reeeally dead pussy hurts.

VD = twat sickness

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 15:43 | 4123743 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Franky I could never see dating or marrying a vegetarian as a guy. I am no relationship expert but having a partner that won't eat your meat doesn't make for a long term thing.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:21 | 4123456 Fukushima Sam
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Here, VD, this video of cute and cuddly rabbits should help take your mind off all this.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:27 | 4123468 unrulian
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@VD, "i dont eat flesh dickwad "




Tue, 11/05/2013 - 16:04 | 4123844 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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But Andrew Zimmern does. He is like Mikey. If it moves eat it.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:29 | 4123488 Jameson18
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Million Dollar Bonus is that you hiding under VD????

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:29 | 4123489 Jameson18
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Million Dollar Bonus is that you hiding under VD????

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:31 | 4123491 superflex
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Somebody needs a hug and a quarter pounder with cheese.

VD,  Might I suggest Business Insider or  There you will find like-minded douchebags.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:33 | 4123495 MrButtoMcFarty
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I'm guessing you've eaten plenty of dark meat in your day....

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:44 | 4123541 Moe Howard
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I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables!


                                                                           - Bumper sticker

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:48 | 4123558 wtf1369
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Veggies are the food my food shits in. Nah but seriously I love veggies... right next to a pile of rare, red meat.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 15:29 | 4123692 NOTfromSanFrancisco
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Great bumper sticker!... I'm stealing that one!...

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 15:11 | 4123615 Nostradumbass
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You are wrong.

You will learn because life itself will force you to learn with or without your consent...


Tue, 11/05/2013 - 18:07 | 4124401 thisandthat
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I don't either, but I do love me some juicy flesh pussylips; delicious doesn't even begin to describe it - you should try, one day (when you grow up, maybe)...

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 19:37 | 4124734 Wen_Dat
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VD's just pissed he didnt have the first comment. This was his 5th try today (check his comment history). He's a big fat bitch, the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.


Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:35 | 4123260 alibi
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Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:38 | 4123523 NidStyles
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I love that video...

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 15:46 | 4123759 viahj
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dag nabbit

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:20 | 4123450 AGAU
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cheeseburgers prolly grown on the end of an electrode.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:29 | 4123234 Imminent Crucible
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Hijo de puta! No quiero oír sus quejas sobre conejos sabrosas.

Mas fotos, por favor.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:37 | 4123267 curbyourrisk
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Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:46 | 4123308 wtf1369
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Then don't look at it. Jeesh.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:04 | 4123393 Boozer
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HH is an asset to ZH.  Many of us certainly long for the setup he has...

I know I do.  Take your meds VD and chill the fuck out.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:34 | 4123496 Zé Cacetudo
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Hey VD - how many vegans does it take to eat a bacon double cheeseburger?

One, if nobody else is watching.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:37 | 4123516 Watauga
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You poor, poor deluded fool.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 23:15 | 4125500 yofish
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Vote up!

Vote down!




i don't want to see your homemade fucking abattoir! douche!


Wow! I'm impressed! I didn't think 257 people read ZH.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:22 | 4123206 RSloane
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Amen, HH. I spent a lot of time canning and freezing home grown food this weekend, as I have done since Spring. Absolutely nothing beats it.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:23 | 4123208 Cognitive Dissonance
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While most people want the burger (stew) they don't want to meet the cow (rabbit).

<Moo to you too.>

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:26 | 4123221 john39
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true.  and i wonder, if more people had raise or even meet their food, would the rampant waste still go on?  would the obesity problem still exist?  I suspect that things would look a bit differently.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:04 | 4123392 shovelhead
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Not me. I look at cows and I see Steaks with hooves.

Although jello in a box is a lot easier to make than homemade hoof.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:10 | 4123411 El Vaquero
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I see a cow and I think "That's a big animal, I'll let somebody else butcher it.  That's a lot of fucking work."

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:24 | 4123216 Bearhug Bernanke
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+1 HH, no farms no food.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:25 | 4123223 stopcpdotcom
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Looks yummy!

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:36 | 4123264 Blano
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You didn't kill those rabbits, and Mrs. H didn't make that stew.

Looks yummy though.

Tue, 11/05/2013 - 13:38 | 4123275 Sudden Debt
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Tue, 11/05/2013 - 14:18 | 4123444 nonclaim
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It could be his own son / triplets...

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