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The Definitive Chart On How To Identify A Terrorist
Submitted by Michael Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,
A little over a year ago, I wrote an article titled: You Know You Are a Conspiracy Theorist If…
It proved a useful description of the varied afflictions that might overcome your fellow man on the path toward becoming a sentient human being. These include critical thinking, the enjoyment of nature and the distrust of mainstream media.
Well now we have the United States Government Terrorist Identification Chart. This should further aid you in identifying if there are enemies in your midst. Pay close attention serfs.
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Can I get this in a high res printable format to post around town?
Terrorists grow our own food.
Mrs. Horseman's saffron rabbit stew with cucumbers.
-h/t The Late Richard Olney.
asshole!
i don't want to see your homemade fucking abattoir! douche!
It sure didn't look to me like that kind of activity was going on in his abattoir.
Yomomma about to ban all eating utensils:
http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/04/knifeman-kills-three-after-hijacking-bus-i...
Yomomma about to change constitution: by yomomma's law you will only be able to eat with your right hand using no utensils. You will also be forced to bow down towards some city in saudi arabia several times a day.
Hey, rabbitman: you didn't grow those wabbits!!!
VD you need to chill out and maybe visit a different thread
How do you know if someone is vegan? You dont have to, they will tell you every chance they get.
Something is missing on that chart: a picture of a bed labeled "terrorist breeding grounds".
Sure's fuck glad I don't fit any them profiles...
I'm a stick man drawn in Crayola Brand made in the USA Crayons
Looks like the only way to be a non-terrorist is to be a fascist thug known as a "pole icer" who pepper sprays, tazes, beats on or shoots all those nasty terra ists. Or a billionaire.
Remember, remember, the fifth of November . . .
If only the picture showed central banksters instead of rabbits....
Shhhhh...... I'm hunting wabbit.
Properly prepared & cooked, there's no better meat! Wonderful. Coco's in Charlotte serves a very good rabbit.
I'm an omnivore, but still always pray for forgiveness when I have to dice, slice, mince & chop (i.e. sacrifice) vegetables for my salads & meals.
Vegetarians, do not cast stones upon us carnivores, for you are engaged in terristy ways, too.
Carrots & peas feel pain, bitchez! Look at their suffering or continue to live in the sin of your denial!
http://www.vegetablecruelty.com/gallery/
Hedgeless Horseman please please PLEASE INVITE ME TO DINNER SOMETIME!!!!!!!
The Secret Life of Plants by Peter Tompkins and Christopher Bird.
Interesting read.
Carrots and peas do feel pain.
While looking up the authors' names, I noticed there is a film documentary. Anyone ever watch it?
Terrorist Kingpin
I'm a fifth degree vegetarian. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
Bungholes don't cast shadows?
The sun don't shine on them...
Yes, you may well be... but what color crayola where you drawn with?
Burnt umber ?
Lack of meat makes some people extra-special douchie...
I love rabbit, I'd dine with our rural culinary friend any time!
She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone. Where did I hear that? Some old song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEDw9xgSmSc
An ex of mine tried to get me on it. A boy 6'3 195 needs his animal meat. The poor bastard she's married since is pale and fickle. Sadness...i tell ya
I figure everyone is different. Whats so hard about that to imagine?
If vegan works for you, great! But don't assume it works for someone else.
Personally, I grew up eating BBQ, and will die eating BBQ.
"I figure everyone is different. Whats so hard about that to imagine?"
That kind of talk is heresy within the collective.
Go easy on the BBQ - seems there are significant cancer risks, and BBQ grilling is the least safe way to cook meat. http://www.health.harvard.edu/press_releases/cancer-risk-from-bbq-meat
Maybe this goes some way to explaining the very high incidence of colorectal cancer in Australia and New Zealand (where EVERYTING seems to be regarded as ideal BBQ fare!) http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2796096/
Everyone dies, but not everyone truly lives. BBQ FTW
someone who calls a farmer an asshole and calls himself "VD"...... funny.
i call a 'farmer' posting slaughter pics on site like ZH a fucking asshole and moron.
you wanna see dead animals hung upside-down go to a fucking farmer website!
Grow up.
It is known in scientific circles that vegans go a little crazy due to the immense lack of saturated fat, b-vitamins and overall caloric restrictions that inevitably ensue when you stop eating all animal products.
Just go organic, kid, eat what your body is craving and learn to have a healthy relationship with food again. Your brain will thank you.
Not to mention the fact that vegans have a higher incidence of heart disease and age-related brain deficiencies (e.g. alzheimers), because the human body needs animal fats, proteins, and cholesterol.
Every time I have a conversation with a vegan (or god forbid a raw vegan), inevitably they go on and on about how they are heathier and how tasty their vegan meals are. Then I think "quinoa tastes like sawdust" and "vegan curry tastes like something my cat threw up"
How did you come to know what that something that your cat throws up tastes like? Can you describe the taste for us?
We wait with baited breath for your answer.
You're right. I should have written "looks and smells like"....
It is "bated" breath.
Not if he's a Shrimpetarian.
You bate your breath, I'll bait mine. I'll bet I last longer.
"the fact that vegans have a higher incidence of heart disease and age-related brain deficiencies" -- let's see some support for that statement.
You'll be waiting a long time then. There's NO credible evidence that a vegan diet leads to heart disease - in fact the evidence supports the exact opposite conclusion. For example -
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/255644.php,
http://www.nih.gov/researchmatters/june2013/06102013vegetarian.htm,
http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/763435_2,
And many others, all from reputable information sources. As to the Alzheimers issue - interesting non-Professional article - with references to plenty of very credible sources.
http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2012/07/19/excess-iron-leads-to-alzheimers.aspx and ref. list - http://media.mercola.com/imageserver/public/excess-iron-leads-to-alzheimers-ref.pdf
Any accredited sources?
I know. Drs. Pritikin, Ornish, MacDougall, Esselstyne have been treating cardiac patients with whole food plant based diets for years with dramatic success.
Then there's the work of T Colin Cambell in the China Study, and his more recent Whole.
Check out nutritionfacts.org when you get a chance. A sample: http://nutritionfacts.org/video/dietary-theory-of-alzheimers/
vegetarian diet can lead to demenita unless animal suppliments are taken:
http://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/guide/vitamin-b12-deficiency-symptoms-...
"Vitamin B12 deficiency can also occur in vegetarians, because the best food sources of the vitamin are animal products. Strict vegans (people who don't eat any animal products, including meat, eggs, or milk) are at greatest risk. Vegetarians who eat eggs and milk products are also at risk, because, on average, they consume less than half the adult Recommended Dietary Allowance (RDA) of vitamin B12."
FWIW: The bigger problems of the modern diet is excessive amounts of processed foods and carbohydrates and starches. Starches (rice, potatoes) covert to sugars in your body, and excessive consumption of starches can lead to diabetes. The probably with most Vegans is that they eat lots of processed foods and carbohydrates which lead to health problems. At lot of processed food also contain unhealthly animal products too.
Baby size genitalia as well.
So smarr. So very smarr.
"It is known in scientific circles"
Known by whom? What "scientific circles."
Vegetarian sevent day adventists have less heart disease and live longer (moreso than would be expected statistically by the lack of smoking). Not sure about vegans but vegetarians have been studied and are the opposite of what you said for vegans.
That said I love's me some animal meat. The human gut got smaller and the brain got bigger at the same time. We started eating much more nutritious foods. Hunter gatherers ate plenty of meat. Get over your omnivorous past and enjoy it. Ain't much finer than a delicious med rare steak.
I think you meant to reply to BellyBrain.
How dare someone remind us of where our food comes from! I thought all meat was grown in pink styrafoam packages! Just wait until I tell all my friends on Twitter about this!!!
Just wait a few years.
All your meat will be grown in pink Styrofoam containers, for real.
Jeez, chill out.
I'm a vegan and this picture didn't bother me. Don't show VD road kill, he'd poke his eyeballs out.
What have you been doing the last 29 weeks since you joined. Self-reliance in all areas of life is what ZH celebrates almost daily.
"fucking farmer website"
They have those? What does your subscription cost?
I thought he meant farmers fucking rabbits. I went looking and only found three sites, but they wanted my credit card number and the misses might find out.
http://www.farmersonly.com/?src=bing&campaign=brand|farmers%20only%20dating%20site
"fucking farmer website"
Which variety interests you? We have Farmers Fucking the Taxpayer and Big Ag Fucking the Farmers.
Or go to healthcare.gov: government screwing Americans.
Hey VD, I believe you were looking for
http://www.monsanto.com
Lighten up, Francis.
I'll be honest, I miss francis. He made the time here more interesting.
pods
His contributions were vastly more thought provoking than a whiney little puke like VD,
Where did he go? Did be leave us with any kind of parting statement??
At least Otto told all the jew lovers at ZH to fuck off
Keep it up cocksucker..
VD
Ever been hungry? I mean actual hunger.
I have. You haven't.
Your denial of reality is refreshingly idiotic here.
I bet you dont wear leather or have leather seats in you car do you...you dont eat? only carrots? wake up fruit loop!!!your the asshole HH is what we should all wish to be a self relient, educated man reaching out to help others so grow up!!
Also, most vegitarians have no idea how many animal byproducts are ingrediants are in fertilizers.
Not to mention all the animals that are killed by the reapers. I'm pretty sure that's how Mrs Brisby died.
"you wanna see dead animals hung upside-down go to a fucking farmer website!"
I know of no fucking farmer websites but I found this for You - a farmer with a very big cock:
http://media.thehubsa.co.za/uploads/20080523_005241_man_with_a_very.jpg
Sounds like someone needs to come to terms that they are members of a species that is not vegetarian. People are no more "bad" for eating a hamburber (or rabbitburger) than a lion is "bad" for eating a zebra. And your "slaughter pics" are someone else's appetizing pre-dinner titillation. Or did you think hamburgers grew in paper wraps on trees?
It may be slightly OT, but disgusting it sure ain't. I'd love to try that dish.
I don't even have any pictures of dead critters to show, but just to shut your whining ass up I might have to go kill something now and post it on this thread.
People should not be offended by seeing where food comes from.
Then bite me you little shit.
What are you gonna do when the lights go out? Hunt frozen pizza?
Dipshit.
Life; too hardcore for you, it seems...
Remove the bag from your head and take a few big breaths in and out of it. There. Better?
By the way, one of the other rules of fight club is that sometimes you get your ass kicked.
If you want to visit a website that suites your narrow point of view, go to 127.0.0.1.
You get VD when you fuck some nasty shit or goats.
VD you been fucking goats or rabbits?
Those are three of the worst carrot terrorists out there. So what's the big deal.
Did you know that cheeseburgers come from COWS? Who'd a thunk it? Did you know that they have to actually KILL the COW before you can eat it?
Crazy, I know, right?
Grow up pussy.
i dont eat flesh dickwad and that's my right, just like it's your right to eat McD's poison. and if i did, i wouldn't want to see on site like ZH this homemade butchery. get it?
troll
Give him a break, he's a newbie and his cherry is not popped yet.
Or, perhaps a bad case of constipation along with the clap.
I think i just heard a "popping" sound
Popping or plopping?
So, Mr. VD, do you think we should hide the reality of how food animals are raised and slaughtered? Kinda like those bans on photographing industrial chicken processing plants (aka "Auschwitz Farms")?
I bet Mr. Horsman's rabbits had a much happier life - including their one bad day, than any of the wild bunnies scraping out an existence under constant threat of weather, predators, disease, and starvation. I also bet that their progeny have a much better chance of survival to breeding age than they would in the wild.
How big/small is your footprint, btw? Are you telling us that you use no products grown where rain forests used to stand? Eat no products grown using chemicals strip-mined from the Earth, diesel fuel procured by Empire, or items produced with slave/child labor?
The Horseman family are not hypocrites or clueless. Not sure I can say the same for your delusional self-righteous indignation.
No shit, can you imagine the terror of being a rabbit in the wild? Yeah, there is probably plenty of food, but there are also 10 different animals who want to eat you. It would be hard to fall asleep with that hanging over your head.
I'd love to see this dipshit explain how we're supposed to raise chickens - let's assume for eggs only - without culling any of them. WTF are you going do with all the roosters?
For those of you without farm-experience - putting roosters in with your hens will result in you only having fertilized eggs (cracking open a fertilized egg first thing in the morning is sight you won't soon forget btw), and if you've got too many roosters, your hens get mercillessly raped non-stop - causing them much hardship and stress.
If you separate the roosters from the hens, you'll end up with an endless supply of roosters that you have to feed - and they'll all be preoccupied with fighting each other to death for access to your hens.
In the wild, predation keeps the male's numbers down keeping things more or less in balance.
If Mr. VD's response is that we should all be Vegan - I'd love to see how we are all supposed to responsibly utilize our "local food shed" to stay healthy without resorting to ""3,000 mile salads." made possible only through our friends at Exxon and BP.
So you're offended by the images of meat, meat being consumed by humans, and the existence of McDonalds. We get it now. What if we were all offended by the existence of a member here with the moniker of VD and his/her desire to take over the discussion we're having about how to live through the terror being foisted upon us by our government?
Exactly.
I'll be honest I am not particularly appreciative of you posting food pics but only because they make me hungry.
"Is raising some rabbits or chickens in your backyard or on your apartment’s rooftop really going to change the world?"
Yes. It changes your world. It makes you and your family more resiliant, healthier, and more in touch with reality.
It also influences and encourages others to embrace a more grounded approach to life.
Please keep posting.
makes me want to get some rabbit coops---stew looks yummy too.
"Knowledge without action is insanity."
Well, actually, I'd say that could also be laziness. I'm guilty of a fair bit of it. But sometimes the knowledge is just so awful that its awfulness overrides any impulses one might have to try to do anything about the source of the awfulness.
Kind of like when you look at Obama and how he has lied, cheated and stolen pretty much everything he ever has gotten, and then been able to take $100 million vacations, golf more often than many people eat and is one of the most powerful people in the world (though at least that part is rapidly correcting itself currently). And the media cover for this and worship him slavishly. Yeah, I suppose I could try to do something about it, but is the effort and it's chance for success really worth being slimed by anybody and everybody the instant your efforts start to show any success? At least the people who hated Bush got the least bit of evidence they had against him published in major papers and had some help from the system. To hate Obama is to hate the heart of the system.
Oh, but it would be fine if the pics showed homemade 'butchery' of some cucumbers or tomatos instead?! Dude, that's rayciss. Even though you're a produce rayciss.....congrats on exercising your right to not eat "flesh dickwads".
I have to admit flesh dickwads don't sound very tasty.
I'm rather provincial in my tastes.
Quick, post some offending photo's of veggies hanging by a rope over a food processor.
LOL
As a lover of plants, I am horrified when I go into the produce section and see all of those butchered lettuce heads, and chopped up spinach. I weep for the poor insects whom have lost their ability to feed their young due to the stripping of the fields of vegetation....alas!
Not to mention all the bugs that were killed when the fields were tilled and those vegetables harvested. I weep for the beetles.....
Oh - don't even get me started on pesticides use in factory farms. . .
Think of the earthworms! OMG.
Modern farms are essentially hydroponic these days. The ground is basically dead. Micro-flora and fauna are fundamental to nutritious and healthy produce. And yes - a healthy population of worms are beneficial (even if they are non-native in NA).
The health of our pollinators are absolutely critical to our food security however.
Sure it's your right, but you do realize that humans are normally omnivores, correct?
Seeing these VDs after shit gets real is certainly going to be entertaining...poor bastards
Eh, this is fight club, right....
Here, put these tampons up your nose, trust me, they help.
I'm offended by your non-flesh eating. I don't need a picture to be pissed off or disgusted by your assinine choice to not eat flesh.
There we're all even. Now take a pill, clam down and chill VD.
I say we all hit the racial discrimination button... VD is clearly racist towards 'meat eaters'...
vd alleges he doesnt eat fleshy dickwads. id say he was a liar.
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He thinks the creamy filling doesn't count.
"i dont eat flesh dickwad and that's my right, just like it's your right to eat McD's poison. and if i did, i wouldn't want to see on site like ZH this homemade butchery. get it?"
Blow it out your ass sweettits. We wouldn't get pissed off over pictures of you ripping poor little vegetables out of the ground. You should be glad that I cannot post pics here.
LEAVE if you don't like it you fucking cunt!
awww...reeeally dead animals...ewww...my pussy hurts.
VD = twat sickness
You don't eat meat?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pDvTqUj8HrE/UR46dly-ksI/AAAAAAAAAjY/XNMMokiUNd8/s200/Aunt+Voula.jpg
Franky I could never see dating or marrying a vegetarian as a guy. I am no relationship expert but having a partner that won't eat your meat doesn't make for a long term thing.
Here, VD, this video of cute and cuddly rabbits should help take your mind off all this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUcKztUE1l0&feature=player_detailpage#t=18
@VD, "i dont eat flesh dickwad "
fixed
But Andrew Zimmern does. He is like Mikey. If it moves eat it.
Million Dollar Bonus is that you hiding under VD????
//Million Dollar Bonus is that you hiding under VD????
//Somebody needs a hug and a quarter pounder with cheese.
VD, Might I suggest Business Insider or CNBC.com. There you will find like-minded douchebags.
I'm guessing you've eaten plenty of dark meat in your day....
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables!
- Bumper sticker
Veggies are the food my food shits in. Nah but seriously I love veggies... right next to a pile of rare, red meat.
Great bumper sticker!... I'm stealing that one!...
You are wrong.
You will learn because life itself will force you to learn with or without your consent...
I don't either, but I do love me some juicy flesh pussylips; delicious doesn't even begin to describe it - you should try, one day (when you grow up, maybe)...
VD's just pissed he didnt have the first comment. This was his 5th try today (check his comment history). He's a big fat bitch, the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
COW-
c-o-w--e-i-e-i-o
I love that video...
dag nabbit
cheeseburgers prolly grown on the end of an electrode.
Hijo de puta! No quiero oír sus quejas sobre conejos sabrosas.
Mas fotos, por favor.
U da ASSHOLE
Then don't look at it. Jeesh.
HH is an asset to ZH. Many of us certainly long for the setup he has...
I know I do. Take your meds VD and chill the fuck out.
Hey VD - how many vegans does it take to eat a bacon double cheeseburger?
One, if nobody else is watching.
You poor, poor deluded fool.
Vote up! 14
Vote down! -243
asshole!
i don't want to see your homemade fucking abattoir! douche!
Wow! I'm impressed! I didn't think 257 people read ZH.
Amen, HH. I spent a lot of time canning and freezing home grown food this weekend, as I have done since Spring. Absolutely nothing beats it.
While most people want the burger (stew) they don't want to meet the cow (rabbit).
<Moo to you too.>
true. and i wonder, if more people had raise or even meet their food, would the rampant waste still go on? would the obesity problem still exist? I suspect that things would look a bit differently.
Not me. I look at cows and I see Steaks with hooves.
Although jello in a box is a lot easier to make than homemade hoof.
I see a cow and I think "That's a big animal, I'll let somebody else butcher it. That's a lot of fucking work."
+1 HH, no farms no food.
Looks yummy!
You didn't kill those rabbits, and Mrs. H didn't make that stew.
Looks yummy though.
YOU KILLED OBAMA'S WHITE BUNNIES!!!
HE WAS GOING TO PULL THEM OUT OF HIS SLEEVE TO SAVE OBAMACARE!!!
MY GOD MAN!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!
NO WONDER THE WEBSITE IS DOWN!!!!
It could be his own son / triplets...