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The Definitive Chart On How To Identify A Terrorist
Submitted by Michael Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,
A little over a year ago, I wrote an article titled: You Know You Are a Conspiracy Theorist If…
It proved a useful description of the varied afflictions that might overcome your fellow man on the path toward becoming a sentient human being. These include critical thinking, the enjoyment of nature and the distrust of mainstream media.
Well now we have the United States Government Terrorist Identification Chart. This should further aid you in identifying if there are enemies in your midst. Pay close attention serfs.
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I hear dinner bells. (some of us Southerners still call mid day meal "dinner" and evening meal "supper").
Clean White Rabbit feet,
each one had exactly four,
not lucky for them
Wanna trade for some of the 21 quail I put in the freezer this past Saturday?
Damn HH, you are making me hungry.
That looks incredibly tasty!
Kill the wabbit. Kill the wabbit. Kill the wabbit!
That was for you Vaginal Discharge.
Well done good looking Stew...Thank you HH you have helped to inspire me... I have bought 2 acres with a sound house have a garden planted and over 40 fruit trees....15 chickens and counting 8 turkeys had my first one the other night for dinner 26 pounds..several of my friends are now doing the same keep up your posts!!!
fellow farmer in SoCal....
You are most welcome. Enjoy.
My recipe for super rabbit stew!
1. bake the rabbit, bake it dry.
2. put on a liter water and add bouillon
3. cut up 2 big onions, 5 carots and also put in 250gr of peas
4. add bacon
5. add a strong brown beer, I pu in castlebeer of 15%
6. put dijon mustard on a piece of bread and put it the pot.
7. throw in a hand of fresh basilicum
8. boil the stuff at 80 degrees celcius for 2 hours without a lid so 1/3 of te fluid evaporates.
9. put it for one night in your cool basement.
10. heat it up again the next day and add 250 gr. of prumes
11. add a bit of maisena to thicken the sause as you like.
AND THAT IS SOME GOOD EATING MY FRIEND!!!
EVERYBODY LOVES IT WHEN I MAKE IT LIKE THIS!
oh yeah, for the no cooking people: everything needs to go in the pot :)
cut up french fries as thick as your fi gers, bake them on the stove with salt, mountain salt and serve it with a big blob of mayonaise!
that's the first thing I ate when I came back from my hollidays!
Tastes like chicken.
What altitude do you cook at to get the water to boil at 80 degrees C?
Damn that looks tasty. Wabbit is better than chicken anydays IMHO.
The rabbit 'food' that you eat wasn't grown, the cucumber was grown. The rabbit was raised and since three prime specimens here, only to be killed for your pleasure. That's one heart for another indeed.
Wrong toNYC, the rabbits were grown. Those look like New Zealands but it is hard to say.(possibly Florida Whites?) I used to raise rabbits and was a member of the ARBA. You breed pedigreed rabbits to get the most desirable traits for a particular breed. Those rabbits are the ones that you sell or trade to other breeders. Unfortunately, not all rabbits are good breeding stock but they can make a fine dinner.
It is ridiculuous for you to assert that HH enjoyed killing these rabbits. HH raised these rabbits, unless he bought or traded them from someone else. It is the same with any other animal that is farmed. You may not like it but it is a fact. Economics are involved in HH's post as there are input costs to owning animals. They have mouths that need to be fed and that comes at an expense. They also need to be housed.
If the farmer decides to become emotionally attached to all of his animals and they eat him out of house home then what happens? The farmer starves to death and all of the animals die, both the best breeding stock and the feeder stock and everyone and everything involved ends up with nothing and dead anyway. Kinda like Obamacare.
You dumb fuck, rabbits do grow. You feed them to make them grow the same as you feed plants water & nutrients to make them grow.
You screaming hypocrite: your rape of the trees and the brocolli screaming and begging for mercy, you just pretend they don't cry in pain.
:-)
Here, got another cup of Hippie(tm) brand LSD for ya.
I wants yoo ta go find me who killed that thar halpless rabbit!
Nice work HH, you and Mrs HH are living well indeed.
Also, some terrorist like to hunt for our own food. Just got back from a pheasant hunting trip and loaded up the bottom of the freezer with tasty wild pheasants. I can't wait for deer season...
(Wish I could figure out how to post the pictures, I know VD would love to see them.)
Mr. Horseman.
You and the Mrs. are an inspiration to me and my Mrs.
We hope to do a very modest homestead some day.
For now, 6 raised beds, winter veggies, and a coldframe and a greenhouse over 2 of them for out of season veggies.
Also a tiny plot of hard winter wheat to learn to grow and process.
The rest winter rye to replenish the soil, (another garden, but traditional, potaoes, stawberries, rotating veggies, and lots of composting.)
Also perennial berries, grapes, herbs, tubers, etc. Love it!
Speaking of food, most won't have what you have (though trying)
So I got this book for a potent tool against possible food fatigue if and when the SHTF.
Sauces!
http://www.amazon.com/Sauces-Classical-Contemporary-Sauce-Making/dp/0470...
"Sauces", former winner of the prestigious James Beard Cookbook-of-the-Year award and the ultimate reference for saucemaking, is now available in a new, updated, and revised edition. With more 325 recipes in all, "Sauces" includes all-new chapters on Asian sauces and pasta sauces, plus new recipes that cater to lighter, contemporary tastes. Includes a 32-page color insert with more than 100 color photos of sauce-making techniques Pub: 10/97.
great stuff, HH.
seems you know your way around a kitchen -- and yes, ZHealots, much can be discerned from a simple photo. for instance, one can readily tell HH has an understanding of basic technique; moreover, the flavor combos here displayed are those of a palate that knows how to cobble together ingredients; an arrangement whose flavor-notes comport to a symphonic gush of sumptuousness...looks delicious! i'm havin ministrone (homemade, of course) with a few halves of vermont cheddar sandwiches on the side. but i'd prefer the hasenfeffer.
which reminds me, HH...next time i catch you naming a sumptuous dish and neglecting to use an alliterative substitute...well, there's a-gonna be trouble.
and so, the new (and proper) name for your stew will be: Hedgeless's Hasenfeffer Saffron Stew.
as always, you're welcome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bGvv2VUP_8
the king wants lil ole me for dinner?,
janus
"Can I get this in a high res printable format to post around town?"
Here in 900x1403:
http://gonzoville.deviantart.com/art/2012-US-Terrorist-Identification-Ch...
Could replace the OWS/hippie crap too though...seriously, when was the last time a progressive said anything bad about those folk? They are their useful idiots!
Love the Zappa quote.
Funny.
Truth hurts.
Love it.
Don't miss the Zappa quote at the bottom of the chart.
Two of the bricks in the wall at the back of the theater might be Obamacare and immigration reform.
Time is short.
@ebworthen Did you know Frank Zappa worked for military indus/intel complex, so did his father and others in his family? He attended elite military schools. Frank isn't who you think he is.
...but he IS what I think he is....dead. And pretty harmless now, and when he was alive.
@therearetoomany Frank had a big hand in building the counter culture which was NOT harmless, it has been a key factor in ushering in the progressive commy crap that has almost killed this country. Down arrow me if you like but it is true...........the theater is full of suckers like you.
Just because JFK's father was a fascist, doesn't make JFK himself so (though that ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country, is straight out of fascism's handbook - and stolen, too: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2056020/JFK-stole-ask-country-sp...); same goes for Frank (or anyone else), I suppose.
Here's an interview he gave to Playboy in May 1993, just 6 months before his death: http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/interviews/Playboy/Interview.html
If you read that interview you would get my point. Frank's father was a chemical weapons expert for the MIC, but also involved in MK ULTRA program. Frank wasn't the only 60's rocker with MIC ties, not by far.
If you read it, you would get mine... but wouldn't that alone be reason enough to be a "drop-out" - it's well known it usually is.
But, hey - by the same logic, you being american means you're a USG shill too, so yeah...
Frank oughta know. His daddy helped build the "scenerey".
Ah Zappa,
Some of my favorites...
Animation, (RARE) City of TinyLights
- Wait for the riff at the end, one of the best I have ever heard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZRNPUmwAOY
And of course the well known...
"I am the Slime" ;-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHHvqncASrI
1) They occupy the White House
That is all.
Do I earn extra points (or extra droning) if I can self identify with multiple targets?
<I got 23 out of 25. What did I win Ty.........>
We have a fascist dynamic starting to get more active in the U.S., wherein a failure to immediately submit is instantly perceived as dangerous, threatening and actionable with violent counter-measures.
In short, rent-a-cops and hall-monitor rats (Fatherland Security and the TSA to name but a few) have been armed and loosed on the public.
Even me writing this trips wires.
I personally think Israel briefed us on how to do this based on their experience with Palestine.
What gives? I'm on the milk carton this time.
'bout time.
My dog is a terrorist!
I don't see a WB7 signature on that parody; it has to be a fake.
Can it be a true illustration of NSA thinking?
Not even Snowden could imagine that.
The President is the ring leader in a conspiracy to withhold the truth from the public. You ever hear him tell the truth? So what's the big deal?
He told the truth when he promised to fundimentaly transform America.
I thought at the time... hmmm this can't be good.
He did not tell a small lie, he told the big Lie. How many bone heads believed his lie and voted for him. He changed the course of our nation with that lie.
The consequences of his massive prevarication will be felt by millions.
house of reps just passed a dodd-frank reverse allowing SWAPs to tap the Fed and FDIC, so they must think it's gonna be needed soon. rep hultgren introduced, FIRE industries his biggest donors. prolly getting a job too.
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Scottish Terrorist for the day's first chuckle.
Just another post from a malcontent hippy who hates everything Merica stands for, and the troops.
Don't you mean, "terrorist hippy?!?"
How do dead rabbits and resultant stew relate to the really funny poster? Gee, if I post a pic of the moose I shot this year, will I get upped? That VD chap does have a point.
Unfortunately, it's on his intolerant veggie eating head.
For our friend VD -
http://www.motivateusnot.com/resize.php?name=LzM3OC9WZWdldGFyaWFucy1NeS1...
And since you love da bunnies -
http://static.texashuntfish.com/pics/2007/12/28/large/9f11cfec-6ca4-444b...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxiv3CBMS4M
Best rabbit thread in a long time.
I agree Shanken.
This is the best since Kill the Wabbit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGhQ2BDt4VE
America's dictatorship will be the best dictatorship in history! It will last 1,000 years. AmeReich should be our new name.
after reading about how the US doctors and psychiatrists are being employeed to find new ways to torture these "terrorists" I'm left with little doubt the USA is the second coming of Nazies ...
Not actually. More like the Second USSR
Germany would not declare whites and christians as enemies
Always remember the 5th of November.
Got my sticker.
Oops. You did'nt mean election day. Anyhow, Virginia - Stop Assohle mcauliffe!
V for Vendetta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe1UGKHj9xA
Feudal counter-move: http://www.rhymes.org.uk/remember_remember_the_5th_november.htm
It amazes me time and again how the Feudal Lords master the art & science of Defining the Argument: Define it, redefine it if need be, use all tools of propaganda to drill it into the masses -- generation after generation.
Even today, with all the Education and mass-communication available most people still have not grasped this, nor have they quite turned the tables on the Propaganda Machine of the Elite: DEFINE, OWN & MANAGE THE ARGUMENT (of the REAL issues)!
Whos the fucking jive talking poster whos turned up here called VD?
Dissing the hedgeless one for a not just a rite of passage, but a way of self-sustainable living, that even has the fucking time to pass his skills on to others for no charge? You lot have had me laughing like fuck teaching VD about 'Real Life'. Cheers you lot.
And now you VD. You got thrush or something son? You seem to have thrush seeing as you are an extremely irritating cunt who doesnt know what the fuck hes talking about you vegetarian terrorist cunt, now fuck off and bother a site that gives two fucks about your opinion or I'm reporting you to the NSA for violating my meat eating rights.
If I was HH, I would ban you for outright fucking stupidity like.
Fucking tosser.
I was only passing through when I noticed that myself Mix, and that is why I logged in.
Great minds think alike Mani.
You and yours Ok? Best wishes from the other side of the pond mate.
:-)
We are still here and family made it back safely from ther trip abroad Mix. Hopefully all is well with you and yours as well.:-)
If this VD jackass sticks around I'll start digging out some pics of what it looks like to gut out and skin a whitetail deer and I won't use tasteful pictures like HH does. I will show how to split the deer's pelvis and cut out it's intestines and asshole. I do not enjoy doing that job but that is part of the deal if you kill an animal for food. Killing an animal is only the first of many steps to prepare it for the table.
It is interesting that just last week Mrs. M and I went through a similar process that involved sausage making. I left out the gruesome parts of this process because they were not germane to what was being explained. This is a very old family recipe and it is delicious if not time consuming.
http://www.boatingaccidentnews.com/traditional-polish-kielbasa/
Mani.
One of these days when I've got a few more minutes left of my time I am going to get back to you on your forum of which I instigated, you are one of the genuine ones I've met on the web and I feel somewhat ashamed I havent had the time to get back to you, and I apologise for that mate. Thanks for asking how we are, we are fine my friend, and I am more than happy that you and yours are well.
We are now entering the family season. I will be in touch and if you dont see it here you will see it on your site but I wish you and yours nothing but the best. You never know, we may sit down and sip a beer together friend.
Mix out, 20;25 here and well fucked. Off work like.
Take care mate.
May you and yours be blessed in the family season Mix. Thank you for the compliment but I think you outrank me on a few things. I would love to have a beer with you someday Sir. :-)
Peace my Friend.
Mercury Rising !
Remember remember, the 5th of November.
Oh yeah, I forgot!
I still think Obama is Osama under-cover.
Seriously, the two dudes look exactly alike, just photoshop a beard on Obama, and he looks just like Osama.... I mean, he didn't even try to cover his name Osama-Obama... seriously....someone needs to look into this....
1) No one really knows where the dude was born
2) All his paperwork / birth certs are fake
3) He fucking looks like Osama
4) He fucking looks like Osama
5) He fucking looks like Osama
6) Hes had Osama's "body" dumped in the ocean (faking his own death)?
7) His fucking names is one fucking letter off from Osama
8) He wears a ring saying Alla is the only god
9) He has the same hands as Osama
10) Hes a fucking Cia plant
Don't even try to convince me that Osama is not Obama, the two dudes are 100% the same person, Osama doesn't even need plastic surgury to look like Obama.
And why does Obama spend soo much time playing golf and going on vacation? hes not fucking playing golf, hes having secret terrorist meetings in his tree house.
Cmon guys its fucking obvious as hell... anyone can see it.
Just look at this photo.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4v5Ww5C_1Ms/T7-aWI9PvjI/AAAAAAAALlI/qDjz4bQi7N...
That photo sealed the deal for me, you are correct!
I seriously doubt the government can credibly go authoritarion.
first the comunication is instant now and diverse so it would be hard to control info
second we americans are diverse enough that no real majority could take away the rights of another group. such as the whites/ blacks or whatever
the political parties are not too well liked now and none have zealous members of any great capability.
but if the government did try authuritarian crap it would quite literally have no one to enforce the rules after they drone or somesuch shit the public would swell up in anger and a uniform would be the last thing Nyone would want to show them selves in
I'd say it's going to be a fight.
Any kind of community spirit has been exterminated and replaced with State made crap. You want to help people? You no longer are supposed to go help people. Oh no! None of this. You go and vote for politician that will robb others and than put some part of the money in an inefficient central helping plan. Entitlement is extremely widespred and there are numerous people that just can't hold their own weight. Honest work is not an option for them. Even if they tried, they'd need months or maybe even years to get any qualification worth sustaining their livelihood.
Now... the food stops coming to the shops or price is increased 10-fold, but you can get fed if you obey + there is an outside threat that you can hate and blame (or some seccession to be put down).
Internet goes dark. They don't turn all computers off, but cut of ISPs.
Now, there are many factors in USA that get a fighting chance to the good guys, but I'd say vicory is far from certain. Huge part depends on common grunts. If soldiers or even DHS officers just refuse to shoot civilians (or even switch sides en masse), than the rulers are screwed for certain.
I think your analysis is correct, I have come to pretty much the same conclusions. There will never be an OVERT dictatorship unless .gov gets control over the internet (don't forget that they've tried and will try again via SOPA and PIPA, etc.). Why would the controlling interests want to stir things up and risk an actual rebellion, especially we are still armed, when instead they can extract wealth from the lower classes stealthily like they have and remain hidden? I serves them better if the people (falsely) believe that they are free.
Orwell was wrong, Huxley was right.
Orwell was right.
Police openly hunt & kill citizens with no recourse, no remorse, police are now militarized & all rights to keep people out of your home, squatters or police, from taking over and LIVING THERE much less takin gall your stuff and shooting are GONE & this has been tested, it's not just a theory, and BACKED BY THE COURTS.
you're in the police-state NOW. this isn't the future. It's NOW.
There are isolated cases of that occurring, yes, but it is not yet systematically being enforced. My point is that the majority of Americans are subjugated not by an iron boot but by the television, Hollywood, and the sickening culture of celebrity worship and brain deadening we have seen develop over the decades.
Will this change? Possibly. The groundwork for overt dictatorship has been laid out in the PATRIOT Act and NDAA. But I think they dare not expose themselves while the internet is still "free" and Americans remain armed.
doesn't look very isolated to me.
Go check out the youtube channels for copblock, toxiccops & 4409 and you'll see this is far, far from isolated.
I also think it's worth considering those too scared to be out for long where the cops can hunt them have nothing better to do in their off-work hours but worship celebrities from the safety of the tee-vee.
I recently inherited two Jack Russell Terrorists.
Forty pounds of combined terror for the backyard moles!
God that poster is awesome. I'd hang them all over the Studio Lot I work on here in LA, and watch with glee as the falsely erudite, purse wearing, soy-laden, wrist flapping, Apple using nancymen with their peach fuzz stubble and faggotty hipster Clark Kent glasses work their fembot panties in a bunch over it.
You should see all of the horsehit packaged Liberal claptrap they push on everyone here. FREE VACCINES! Green this, GLBGT or whatever that, Jesus Goddamn Christ on a fucking unicycle. And next door, where they shoot The Voice, is largest herd of faggot prancing pretty ponies you've ever laid eyes on, keeping Starbucks in business through their wanton purchasing of Pumpkin Spice Lattes. I like to hangout by the stage entrance and smoke a fat cigar, infecting their argyle sweater vests with proper Honduran tobacco aromas. The looks I get are pricelss. Only the Grips are cool, they get it.
We must kill to live.
Those who are offended by this most basic truth are in for a surprise when TSHTF.
Likely not to survive either...
We are all just unindicted co-conspirator felons waiting to be prosecuted. Dear NSA, please send me to a FEMA camp near the ocean; I like the beach. Just waiting to be indicted for something, -vegas
http://vegasxau.blogspot.com
Someone left pictures of Obama, Clinton, Cheney and Bush off that chart.
That slaughtered rabbit is going to be YOU vegan, or didn't you read the post?
I take it you've never walked through Chinatown?
Either that, or you get your ass kicked every time you do, when you start calling people asshole, because you saw a dead rabbit.
What are you, nine?
The only thing worse than a righteous vegan, is a righteous vegan with an attitude.
This is a really good day for me to stay underground - luckily I've buried a few VDs to eat later.
Michael, this is awesome! Did you create the chart? Can I copy with attribution?
Ban pictures of Yellen. Makes me vomit in my mouth.
As for Vegans....meh. Meat is too stringy for my tastes. Not enough hot sauce left in the Apocalypse to improve the taste.
They left out a picture of Cheech and Chong.
I'm a meat and potatoes guy. It runs in my family. In fact we have traced it back to Adam.
The Biological Weapon.
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I call'em Petri Dishes. Biological indeed.
They forgot the "Don't Tread on Me" terrorist flag.
Snow White- Magic Mirror On The Wall Scene (English)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_-pDpLVVNc
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Love the way you snuck the hipppie peace sysmbol, and occupy into this. I know that the left loves the ideal that they are being persecuted by the man, but the truth is that they are the man now. Why no religious symbols? Read any of the memos from DoD that is attempting to define religous conservative groups as terrorist.
I don't see any mention of occupy or peace symbols in the Air Force training material.
http://freebeacon.com/dod-training-materials-call-conservatives-extremis...
I don't see any mention of occupy or peace symbols in this Army training material, either.
http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/army-labeled-evangelica...
How about anti-war protesters labled as domestic terrorism suspects (anti-war = peace, no?): https://www.commondreams.org/headline/2013/06/24-9
I do have some sympathy for anti-war protestors like Cindy Sheenan. The left used them and as soon as they got the presidency the drones fired up and you didn't hear another peep about Cindy and the anti-war protestors. Those useful idiots outlived their usefulness, however they are only on the checklist when a Democrat is in office. When a Republican is in office they are fully embraced by the left.