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I was feeling fine....until just now.
twit olympics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRBkgshj8Cw
S.N.A.F.U.
Operating normally. No actual trading being conducted of course, but operating normally. Let's wait 'til Kevin Henry logs in over at the FED and the VIX gets banged just around the time they try to open Twitter.
ALL SYSTEMS ARE OPERATING NORMALLY. Nothing to see or subpoena here.
ALL SYSTEMS ARE OPERATING NORMALLY.
Prices will continue to be inflated by the Fed until otherwise posted.
HFT will continue to levitate the market upwards, with occassional flash crashes until otherwise posted...
Anyone who buys Twitter is a Twit!
Correction: Anyone who buys Twitter is a Twat!
1+ twit for twat
It'll give you the twats. We've had this discussion before:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-09-13/behold-twitters-thought-leader-...
Youtube, Facebook, Twitter, MySpace and Flickr are merging ...
@FiatFapper
Twat's do not Tweet but Twits do
Do you know the true deffinition of a TAWT?
Anyone that tweets is a twat; 'tis futile to argue over semantics.
Twatter, the adult version of Twitter ...
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-09-13/behold-twitters-thought-leader-...
Or was it Twerker?
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-09-24/summing-second-dot-com-bubble-o...
$27. It'll be over $100 by Christmas. What a beautiful present from God.
Over.
Send me a twitter, ok guys? I'll look for it today.
Bingo Fuel.
Over.
Bingo fuel.
Nice.
I'm sorry, was that your paddle? Nice creek.
Microcephaloids at the gates!
Take it up the shitter twitter.