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Before The Break: Twitter vs FaceBook vs LinkedIn In One Chart

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"I'm buying coz everyone is talking about it..."

 

 

We note that, according to Reuters, the IPO is 30x oversubscribed, and bear in mind that banks have advised internally to cancel all limit orders that are over 15% below the NBBO. Which means keep a trailing limit order at 14.99% or less below the NBBO in case of 'market events'.

We are sure, given all these 'extra' rules that greed will take a back seat, that the machines will cross their arms and wait patiently, and that TWTR will open just as CNBC's Bob Pisani hoped - higher with a gentle drift higher all day... </sarc>

 

(h/t @MWellerFX)

 


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Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:34 | Link to Comment superflex
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Let the madness begin in 3...2...1....

Buy,buy,buy!!!!!!!

I'd love to see the markets break today and go dark.  It might spark an investigation into the shenanigans of HFT and algos breaking the system.

The horror, the horror.

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:29 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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C'mon show the bars for ZH too!

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:48 | Link to Comment El Oregonian
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Looks like some of the "Experts" were 'Twitter-paetted", FORWARD!

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 12:27 | Link to Comment James-Morrison
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Twitter seems like group hula-hoop

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 13:24 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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Jerry Brown and his sycophants are happier than hogs at feeding time.

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:29 | Link to Comment slotmouth
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I will be live tweeting all my btfath's today follow me @dumbfuck

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:29 | Link to Comment Hippocratic Oaf
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Bob Piss-on-me.

This should be great.

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:42 | Link to Comment Stoploss
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A box of shit.

Will twitter be like Linkedin? You know, if you happen to brush by anything containing any combination of the letters of the ticker, you are bombarded with endless contact, emails, and general harassment?

Where is the line to sign up to be bombarded with neutrons?

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:51 | Link to Comment Billy Sol Estes
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Linkedin is the second biggest joke of the decade, right behind Farcebook

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 11:16 | Link to Comment swmnguy
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I love LinkedIn.  As a self-employed sole proprietor, LinkedIn tells me when all my competitors are out of work.  Nobody updates their LinkedIn profile or sends out buddy requests when they have anything else productive to do.

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:32 | Link to Comment PT
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The IPO is just for laughs.  Selling to the BerYellanke - that's where the real money is made.

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:33 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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From now on all references to Twitter must be in 140 characters or less.

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:35 | Link to Comment superflex
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#suckers

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:35 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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Got my finger on the sell button at 30.01

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:36 | Link to Comment replaceme
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No one ever loses in this market, not on a tech stock.  Buy early and often.  #highasamotherf*cker

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:41 | Link to Comment Running On Bing...
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No ask as of yet, waiting.

Buying 10k at market but will keep you informed.

As long as Tyler tweets, it's easy money bro. $100 by Christmas.

Over.

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:42 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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still not sure if i even understand the point of twitter

 

i personally dont give a shit what other people have to say about anything

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:58 | Link to Comment earnyermoney
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It's a great propaganda tool for the fascists running the country.

 

Look at all of Barry's followers. Easy to tweet out the talking points to his bots.

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 11:01 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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if i want to look at barry's followers, i'll watch the walkning dead on AMC....heard its a great show

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:43 | Link to Comment The Fonz...befo...
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Market cap over 13 billion and yet employs less than 400 people....please solar flare come and kill the grid..

What a stupid joke

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:46 | Link to Comment replaceme
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I hear all this, and I still know it will be huge.  Like the death throes of a dying sun.

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:59 | Link to Comment cro_maat
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In a world run by Banksters the only thing that counts is debt. Now twitter can leverage that 69M in losses into enough debt that they will need a bailout in a few years as a TBTF social network. Meanwhile the Squid will have churned the stock a few thousand times by tweeting rumors and analyst predictions tied to their HFT. And in the end the Squid prop. desk wins 365 days a year.

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:44 | Link to Comment ThorAss
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Turn those machines back on, I'm not done buying yet!!

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:49 | Link to Comment Zer0head
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I love Linkedin

 

best research tool out there

 

so many @dumfucks put their entire life story out there for any and all to review

 

case in point

 

Ms. Zer0 mentions at feeding time, I see Bob's car  has been in the driveway during the day for the past couple of weeks

I say maybe Bob lost his job

so I wanders over to Linkedin and sure enough Bob has updated his profile, not only that his whole effing lifestory is there in its pixilated glory

 

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 11:15 | Link to Comment Running On Bing...
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Short Bob.

Over.

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 11:18 | Link to Comment swmnguy
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Ha- Sorry, Zer0H.  I didn't mean to thread-jump your comment.  I hadn't scrolled down far enough to see you yet.

But yeah, that's the useful function LinkedIn serves.

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 11:41 | Link to Comment roadhazard
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A  planet full of morans.

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:49 | Link to Comment Billy Sol Estes
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Linkedin: Facebook for even stupider people.

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 10:55 | Link to Comment Kreditanstalt
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Anyone buying an outfit that doesn't produce any real goods or wealth deserves to lose everything.  You're not "investing"; you're BETTING - against the House.  

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 11:32 | Link to Comment syntaxterror
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When is the Zerohedge IPO?

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 12:04 | Link to Comment bnbdnb
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Twitter is the new Amazon.

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 12:45 | Link to Comment Pesky Labrador
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LinkedIns original idea was a great, build your network of professionals. To keep in contact with those in your field, possible job oppurtunities. Granted the security and privacy lacked but the concept is cool. Somewhere they got the idea to try and be a social site like FB, MySpace etc. Then they continue adding crap like endorsments. Where you can be endorsed for shit you've never done. LinkedIn missed their mark and they'll never be FB.

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 13:09 | Link to Comment cocoablini
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Twitter has 230 "active" users? C'mon, that is absolute BULLSHIT. About 1% of the entire userbase actually Tweets. the rest follow-and active followers are probably 10% of 230million. What a pile of BS

Thu, 11/07/2013 - 14:34 | Link to Comment syntaxterror
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A 140-character spam engine has a bigger market cap than Adobe or Autodesk or Intuit.

There's never been so many bigger fools as there are on November 7, 2013.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 01:56 | Link to Comment mkhs
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Just wait until tomorrow.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!