Guess How Many North Carolinans Have Signed Up For Obamacare Via The Website?

Tyler Durden's picture

North Carolina’s largest insurer is having its share of problems with the Obamacare website. As CBS Charlotte reports, internal emails obtained by WNCN-TV show that Blue Cross Blue Shield show that only 1,000 people had filled out applications as of October 15th. But perhaps most stunningly...only one person was able to successfully use to enroll in the new exchange. What is worse, they note that even that single person has not paid, which means the enrollment is not complete.


It gets worse...

Blue Cross Blue Shield found the entire system is so filled with glitches that the company decided not to upload data because it was afraid false information might enter its computer system.


And the emails reveal a scammer was using the insurer’s name to try to obtain personal information.


A person was making phone calls claiming to be with the “National Health Care Registry,” and falsely claim it was taking over healthcare reform contracts from the Blue Cross.


BCBS spokesman Lew Borman told WNCN-TV the company is working with the government to solve these problems.


“We’re hopeful that the issues can be resolved quickly so the Exchange will work seamlessly for our customers,” he said.

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LawsofPhysics's picture

North Carolina  has the internet? /s

Honestly most North Carolinians probably don't give a shit.

Stuart's picture

Its all about the stockmarket right now with so much everywhere not going the administrations way.  Gotta keep the stockmarket going higher to keep the dumb masses distracted.   Have to manage perception else fear truth of shithole is revealed...This is why govt printed money is ended up in the S&P and why it behaves on a separate planet compared to all other markets.  This is also why they are trying to cap gold.  It's all about perception management.   You can let it work for you or defeat you.  Disclosure: been buying good quality gold miners that are on bargain sale.   

SeanJKerrigan's picture

The stockmarket is like Food-Stamps for rich people. Keeps em happy. Keeps em distracted.

icanhasbailout's picture

This just got a million times funnier as the one signup in that state has already been targeted by identity thieves:


(warning blog pimping ahead) And here I just warned about that very thing this morning:

A Nanny Moose's picture

Heh....Java. Another $600 million government project gone bust.

wintermute's picture

Wasn't this pig meant to be COMPULSORY for business over 50 employees??

Are they going to arrest most of North Carolina now??

Ying-Yang's picture

" they note that even that single person has not paid"

You have to pay for Obamacare... ?


James-Morrison's picture

President Obama said, "I'm sorry..."

Well he got that one right.

earnyermoney's picture

Sorry? LOL

He's apologizing to his bots, the rest of us get the middle finger.

James-Morrison's picture

I guess that is the definition of "Single Payer".

MisterMousePotato's picture

Ooh. The weekend is starting early.

q99x2's picture

Lots of regular people own stocks because of the tech bubble. So it is likely a method of keeping not only the rich but also those that are still working with pensions and those that still vote from joining the revolution. Although in actual practice it is allowing those regular people the power to mount a defense against Washington D.C.

So it is all good. You can't stop central bankers without locking them up. It will take the regular people to persuade the military to do that.

In the colleges the UN is attempting to force the professors to teach propaganda and it is having the exact opposite results. They are all pissed and preaching revolution.

Washington D.C. is out of control and losing more control each day.


A Nanny Moose's picture

Lots of regular people own stocks because of TAX LAW


Dan Conway's picture

SeanKerrigan - So true!  But someday soon, the rich will be the ATM for a food stamp addicted nation.  Reality is a bitch!

johnQpublic's picture

ok, so the people wanted and overwhelmingly voted for this?

makes me wonder how many people actually vote


are those numbers all made up to?

i've yet to have to wait in line to vote here in De.

Problem Is's picture

Relax... Diebold does the voting now.

Brought to you by the oligarchs that own the parasites, grifters and sociopaths better known as our US professional political class.

Kulaks one and all...

A Nanny Moose's picture

Makes me wonder who was responsible for their education.

Voting is merely a suggestion box for slaves.

remain calm's picture

and that lucky mother fucker also gets SS disability, foodstamps and gov't assistance with his electric bill. But here is the beauty of the whole thing, the dude is a resident of SC too. Fuck you Obama

Meat Hammer's picture

Apparently the dude doesn't abide.

economicmorphine's picture

Try another theory.  The dumb masses have been out of the stock market since Bear and Lehman.

Hippocratic Oaf's picture

'Its all about the stockmarket right now'..........

Not to mention whenever oshit gets in deep doo-doo, gas prices sell off. It's hit the 2's here in jersey at $2.96

Could you imagine the further frustration of $4.50 gas?

Sedate the masses.

slotmouth's picture

As a North Carolina resident, I can assure you that we have the internet.  However, I am much to busy practicing blowing into one of those giant jugs that says xxxx on it.

CrimsonAvenger's picture

I don't have an internet myself, but Toothless Joe down the road lets me use his to see NASCAR results.

hedgeless_horseman's picture



...giant jugs that says xxxx

Like these?

Welcome to the Outer Banks!

Flounder's picture

Another of the many uses of the gopro.

walküre's picture

I read that as "another of the many uses of groupon"

Maybe she used a groupon?

Kinskian's picture

Thanks HH, those take my mind to a happier place than the financial and political news.

Trimmed Hedge's picture

Apparently they're so heavy that they're making the entire ocean sink in on itself...

pods's picture

They have such mass that they can actually bend light around them!

Funny thing though, I have never seen those on the coast.

I spend too much time watching the water.


DosZap's picture

The most SIMPLE way to crash this entire system is for NO ONE to sign up.What are they going to do to to 250+ MILLION PEOPLE?.Epic Fail under non participation.



BoNeSxxx's picture

Who is John Galt?

Non-participation in ALL flawed, captured, 'mandatory' systems is our birthright.  Grow your own, smoke your own, barter, use bitcoin, don't buy frankenfood, it all starts with a well informed citizenry.  Once the well-informed go John Galt, the parasites die.

Meat Hammer's picture

Kind of OT but relevant to the conversation of our programming to be consumers:

My wife and I were at Costco last night and she pointed out the lit-up snowman display and said, "We should get that for the front yard."  

To which I replied, "You can make those out of snow, you know,"

She paused with her mouth agape, looked into my eyes and said, "What the fuck is happening to us?"

Then we left.

1Inthebeginning's picture

Perfect.  I aspire to do that with everything.  

kchrisc's picture

Yup! Just don't and quit paying on student loans as well. And depending on ones situation and the backup in the courts, quit paying your mortgage. Put the savings in gold, silver and lead. They stole the money in the fist place, you need to steal it back.

"The house of cards is on falling/cause we aren't obeying/let the motherfucker fall/fall motherfucker/fall..."

Ying-Yang's picture

A song about words for boobs, 99 words to be specific

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins

Those are 99 words for boobs

Relentless's picture

My personal fave is Personality 

Disenchanted's picture

We call em big ol titties around heah...

Headbanger's picture

Bet she floats really well too!

dick cheneys ghost's picture

those breasts could cure world hunger

quasimodo's picture

Those breasts are also going to make a back surgeon a little bit richer some day, if she is able to qualify for that under her free healthscare

Meat Hammer's picture

How do make 5-pound blob of fat look attractive?

Put a nipple on it.

A Nanny Moose's picture

Somehow I think her enowment will have her well cared for, and it won't be by our good ol' Uncle Sugar.

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

God, I hope HH 'knew' her in the Biblical sense.  Repeatedly.

That'd be a sign of a real Prepper, prepped for anything.

walküre's picture

I thought you'd be the non GMO farmer type

Cacete de Ouro's picture

If this is North Carolina, I sure would love to see South Carolina too