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Obama To Say "Sorry" Again? - Live Webcast

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Speaking in New Orleans, the President is expected to discuss the economy and we are sure say "sorry" again for that... Perhaps the most interesting thing is that the local Democratic senator - up for re-election - will be skipping the speech. As USA Today notes, Sen. Mary Landrieu who is expected to face a tough re-election battle next year because of her support of Obama's health care law, has a long-standing commitment that will force her to miss the speech (but some political analysts suggest that the decision to skip the speech might be motivated in part by a desire to avoid images of her standing side-by-side with Obama).

 

 

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Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:10 | 4135886 TheTmfreak
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Nice, apparently I have a turd in my backyard.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:14 | 4135902 economics9698
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Fucking asshole needs to stfu.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:24 | 4135958 Xibalba
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He's on a damage control campaign. Too bad folks see now that the emperor hasn't got any clothes. 

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:30 | 4135980 Rick Blaine
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Oh it seems to me...

....that "sorry" seems to be...

...the hardest word.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3nScN89Klo

 

 

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:30 | 4135992 johnQpublic
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maybe shes just afraid she might pass out and fall down

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:35 | 4136026 AlaricBalth
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"Welcome to the Big Easy. I'm the Big Sleezy."

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 15:08 | 4136140 BaBaBouy
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IM VERRY SORRY.
IM OH SO FUCKING VERY VERY VERY SORRY...
But...

I Gata Keep Doing The Same Shit I've Been Doin, Im SO SO VERY SORRY...

So Don't Expect ANYTHING DIFFERENT From Me, Many Many SORRIES' Again...

PLEASE Visit My New Website SoSorryAgainBitches.GOV For Further Info And Sadness...

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 15:13 | 4136251 akak
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And here I thought that being the Mulatto Messiah meant never having to say you're sorry.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 15:19 | 4136286 tsx500
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'long-standing commitment' ... GOOD ONE !

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 15:26 | 4136313 smlbizman
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please...no more of this nigger....and i hope i didnt offend any real niggers....one of my friends is black so im not a raycyst...but this nigger has to go...

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 15:31 | 4136327 Manthong
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anybody notice the massive EARS on that dumbo.

ha.. ha.. clown.. you got EARS! 

but gee.. like we don't all love Will Smith?

(oh yeah.. like that's his real name)

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 15:33 | 4136340 BLOTTO
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Hold on...saying sorry again?

.

Has Obama been hanging around Mayor Rob Ford of Toronto?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1REnSGfw2Ro

 

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 16:19 | 4136526 kralizec
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Nothing says sorry like resignation...or self-immolation.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 17:19 | 4136742 BoNeSxxx
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Or a name like O'Buttfucker

Or a first lady who looks like a Wookie

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 15:35 | 4136355 Theosebes Goodfellow
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If Barack Hussein Obama, (aka Barry Soetoro), is so sorry, does that mean he's going to step down? Didn't think so. So I guess he isn't that sorry. That said, it still sucks to be Joe Biden.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 17:33 | 4136801 divide_by_zero
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If you listen closely to his apaology, he wan't apologizing for lying or being wrong, he apologized for people misunderstanding what he said. So he's still blame free as always.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:48 | 4136109 johnQpublic
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barely getting applause from his devoted minions

barely literate too

tankers have more stuff

cripes

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 17:34 | 4136807 divide_by_zero
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At this point even the low/no information voters have say; WTF?

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:47 | 4136098 Svendblaaskaeg
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This is the way to do it!

The Nick Clegg Apology Song: I'm Sorry (The Autotune Remix)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUDjRZ30SNo

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:30 | 4135987 Tippoo Sultan
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( As an aside, I prefer the alternate ZH thumbnail image of Barry, in that Nuremburg-esque histrionic pose. )

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:30 | 4135995 wee-weed up
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Obama lied... health care died!

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:49 | 4136117 Harbanger
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Up next, to help the economy and reduce the debt, the mass legalization of millions of illegal immigrants.  Game over for the republic.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:42 | 4136058 Harbanger
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What a terrible joke they played on us.  America is being run by the least qualified but most exceptional president ever.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 15:02 | 4136203 TBT or not TBT
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Ah, we're not so exceptional in America.  Zimbabwe, Venezuela and Cuba are whole other countries, real ones, each with their own most exceptional president ever. 

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 15:37 | 4136363 Theosebes Goodfellow
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And Venezuela and Cuba... twice! :)

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 16:12 | 4136499 Pig Circus
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Sen. Mary Landrieu Fat and Stupid is no way to go through life.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:19 | 4135917 slaughterer
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Since you Americans are too cowardly and passive to impeach this absolute criminal of a President, you will suffer through another 1023 "beginning shortly" TV appearances of this prompter reading clown before he goes on his book tours.  

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:46 | 4136081 wee-weed up
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The only reason why Obama will never be impeached is because of his race.

If he were white, he would have been gone long ago.

You must understand that political correctness has a death-grip...

On this country, and it causes those who could do something...

About impeaching him to continually look the other way and give him a pass.

Unfortunately, our miserable MSM is also infected by the same disease...

And is the reason why those who could impeach him do not...

They don't want to be seen in the press as being hard on the first black president.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:50 | 4136120 slaughterer
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His crimes have nothing to do with him being black, his crimes have to do with him being a fucking criminal.  

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:56 | 4136155 wee-weed up
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Yep...  that too!

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 15:05 | 4136157 akak
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Can't we just impeach his white half then?

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 15:05 | 4136220 Xibalba
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Like a Jew in Germany....

 

 

 

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 16:16 | 4136513 Pig Circus
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I'm excited for Megyn Kelly to update me tonight on the number of new health care insurance cancellations. Last night it was 4.2 million.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 15:14 | 4136263 Miffed Microbio...
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That may be unadvisable. When you cut a starfish in half and throw it in the ocean you will have 2 starfish eventually. But, perhaps I am being derogatory comparing Homo sapiens to Class Asteroidea

Miffed;-)

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 15:19 | 4136280 akak
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In comparing The Obamessiah to a starfish, you are evidently confusing Class Asteroidea with Class Hemorrhoidea.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 15:22 | 4136293 superflex
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They're both spineless.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 15:46 | 4136403 Uber Vandal
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OT, but when did star fish become called "sea stars"?

http://enenews.com/my-sea-star-began-ripping-itself-into-pieces-scenes-f...

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 15:55 | 4136438 akak
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They have always been properly called "sea stars", as they are not strictly speaking fish (i.e., they do not have fins, gills and a spine).

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 16:51 | 4136623 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Ahhhh, you bonotanists are so damned picky. Next you'll be telling us that starfish, I mean sea stars (not strictly speaking, as they are not powered by fusion), are not monocots or dicots, but pentacots.

But hey, at least bonotany is a real science, unlike economics.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 18:09 | 4136765 akak
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Made me laugh.

But the seeking of fivefold symmetry between US 'american' sea stars and the duplicitous monocotolizing Chinese Citizenism citizen is only natural, as both crap wherever they happen to find themselves, both are driven not by foresight but by their mindless eternal nature, and both tend to blob-up whatever they happen to be able to reach.

But hey, when the shoe is on the other pseudopod, just have to bear with the echinodermatitis.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 18:44 | 4137025 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Alas, alas, the positive real cube root of 27 times alas, your approach scientifics the comparisonry US 'american' sea star politician class with Chinese Citizenism Communautist progational class fivefold monocotolization symetry duplicious pours elucidations vigorously. Characteristics shared unfinnish, gillness not more than vestigial, spine lackitude, reveals betweenness much connected.

Chinese citizenism citizens and US 'american' sea star politicians are so trapped in their cheap propaganda, this is what you've got. The compulsion to blob, the urge to spontaneous defecation, the foot in mouth cephalopodically all point at the rooted cause: Chinese citizenism, I keep telling it, Chinese citizenism.

Of course, all evidenced as signs of progress of humanity.

Because Chinese citizenism citizens and their US 'american' sea star politician comrades in their books small redness of Mao See Dung are the best things that have ever happened to humanity...

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 16:15 | 4136507 Headbanger
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I actually have a starfish on my mantle and I could swear it just raised its middle leg up at your comparison.

More scotch is needed (for me)  to confirm the resurrection of my 30 year old dead starfish!

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 18:19 | 4136950 Miffed Microbio...
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Perhaps your starfish is chanelling your thoughts of Obama and is saluting the achievements of a fellow invertebrate. Considering invertebrates appeared a billion years ago and modern Homo sapIens 200k years, they have long awaited their rise to power. After seeing the prokaryotes having so much success they figured this was the best time to strike. Hail our Invertebrate Overlords!

Miffed;-)

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 18:44 | 4136975 akak
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You didn't grow that notochord ... somebody else did that.

 

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 19:54 | 4137193 Miffed Microbio...
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WHAT! Are you insinuating I failed to undergo Gastrulation? My engineering was effectuated by others and I owe them my allegiance in gratitude? How unsettling. Here I was thinking I was a unique individual. What an arrogant, silly woman I am. Perhaps if I beg obsequiously they will allow me to rejoin the Matrix.

Miffed;-)

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 15:43 | 4136383 Theosebes Goodfellow
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~"The only reason why Obama will never be impeached is because of his race."~

Disagree. The #1 reason they won't impeach Obama is because of who his Veep is. I mean seriously, Obama is god-awful, but can you imagine what having Biden as prez would do to the country? Obama chose "Lunchbox Joe" as an insurance policy, not for any talent the man supposedly possess.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 16:55 | 4136640 James-Morrison
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I think the fast track to "the shit hits the fan" is impeachment. Line 'em up. (or string 'em up)
After we impeach Biden, Boener is next in line.
There'll be fighting in the streets...

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 17:07 | 4136687 wee-weed up
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One... two... three... and out!

Rebuild the country!

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 17:05 | 4136669 wee-weed up
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@Theosebes Goodfellow

 You gotta be kidding me!

If they could ever muster up the balls to impeach Obama...

They'd then turn around and impeach that little pimple on Obama's ass...

Who "thinks he's a BIG FUKIN' DEAL" - Joe Biden.

He'd be gone in a heart-beat. Not a problem!

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:22 | 4135948 Harbanger
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I thought being a liberal meant never having to say you're sorry.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 15:44 | 4136391 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Unless you really aren't, in which case it is a-okay to say so!

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:31 | 4135999 Deathrips
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BO "No im not sorry, you fuckers built all the bad shit...i build good shit."

MSM "President says sorry for ACA"

BO " Yeah, sorry was in there"

Dumb Fucks...

 

RIPS

 

 

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:27 | 4135977 papaswamp
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Aw ya beat me to it!

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:17 | 4135898 Mercury
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In the immortal words of Johnny Rotten:

 

 (0:38) 

 Ah-ha-ha! Ever get the feeling that you've been cheated? Good night.

 

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:13 | 4135900 icanhasbailout
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Sorriest President ever.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:19 | 4135932 Canadian Dirtlump
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Well stated. I was going to point out that the term "sorry" can't be applied as a state of mind or emotion for someone who is fueled by little more than pharmaceutical ( street or otherwise) indulgence, male on male dalliances, adulation from adoring acolytes and the never ending need to agitate and stick it to the man. It is to be applied as a description of the person's general being.

 

So perversely, his orwellian doublespeak is and was right on the money.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:15 | 4135906 Cognitive Dissonance
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Being King means never having to say you're sorry.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:15 | 4135908 the not so migh...
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if he was truly sorry he would see it a pile of dog shit and send it back to congress for rewrite

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:17 | 4135915 1stepcloser
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Bush has some advice for him http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD3xfT0c99g

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:17 | 4135916 stant
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to late for apologys. ive moved on with diffrent plans

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:17 | 4135921 robochess
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL ... etc., etc. 

 

New Marvel Comic coming. ... "The Kenyan"

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:17 | 4135922 pods
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From this point on, he will no longer be called O, Zero, Obama etc.

He will be Captain Clusterfuck.

pods

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:24 | 4135953 Dr. Engali
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How about Sorry Ass Cock Sucker? Can we call him Sorry Ass Cock Sucker?

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:26 | 4135970 fonzannoon
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Doc Kito says your sandwich is ready.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:28 | 4135979 Dr. Engali
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Yeah I got it a little bit ago. Thanks Fonz. I look forward to collecting another one in six months. ;->

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:34 | 4136023 fonzannoon
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you can type stuff and other people read it. It's fucking amazing, and you bet against it. 

 

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:36 | 4136034 Dr. Engali
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Huh ?

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:40 | 4136055 fonzannoon
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see that's the problem. You don't even understand twitter. You can type stuff, and other people read it. Think about the techology there. Granted they probably won't make any money, which should mean the stock should be nowhere near it is. But that's only matters if you get caught up in the details.

You can type stuff, and other people can read it. Think about the awesomeness of that.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:43 | 4136077 Dr. Engali
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Lol...gotcha. I think I went full retard.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 15:23 | 4136294 pods
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#WINNING

(for the record I didn't get it either)

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:52 | 4136133 Pairadimes
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He is, and has always been, Der Fubar.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 15:24 | 4136305 pods
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If that is the case then when the hell is Die Kacke gonna hit the Dampfen?

pods

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:17 | 4135924 F.A. Hayek
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He and John Boehner should get together and have a good cry for themselves. Pussies.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:17 | 4135925 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Where the **ck is the "prompt" in "teleprompter" ?

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:18 | 4135926 orangegeek
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go fuck yourself Barry you fucking communist

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:19 | 4135934 Dr. Engali
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Did he apologize once before that I'm unaware of? The last I heard he did an unapology apology.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:25 | 4135963 UpAndComing
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Pretty sure I heard a snippet on XM where he actually said the word "sorry". The funny thing is I still know people that exchange words of support for the guy in a circle jerk of reciprocity.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:27 | 4135974 ShorTed
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He's apologisedd to every dirtbag dictator and enemy of his country for the evils perpatrated by his fellow countrymen.

He's never actually apologised for something he did or said though.  Your "unapology" is an apt description.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:53 | 4136145 shovelhead
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I think he said he was sorry that somebody else fucked everything up.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:22 | 4135947 Joebloinvestor
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Mary is filling out job applications.

They can't be that stupid to re elect her butt.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:39 | 4136049 DoChenRollingBearing
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I hope you're right, but they can be that stupid!  Exhibit A: Virginia

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 22:54 | 4137633 StychoKiller
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Exhibit B:  Maxine Waters!

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:23 | 4135949 WTC-7
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Sorry, indeed.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:24 | 4135955 ServingMyKing
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Senator Landfill, you can run but you cannot hide.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:25 | 4135960 I Write Code
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Can he please send $100,000 Bernankebux to every American in apology?

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:25 | 4135964 Crazed Weevil
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I wonder what he'll deny all knowledge of today...

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:26 | 4135966 Trimmed Hedge
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Listen guys, Obama is our president. And you are to respect our president at all times. Do you understand?

Besides, he already apologized. What more do you want??

P.S. Obamacare is the law. That's right: the LAW. And as such, you are to obey it. Do I make myself clear? Good...

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:29 | 4135982 Selah
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That's a lot to be sorry for...

 

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:55 | 4136159 thismarketisrigged
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not sure if u r being serious or not, but if u r,  fuck no.

 

this guy is a fucking asshole, i will never respect this motherfucker.

 

he is not a fucking president, a president leads, and tries to make things better as best as he can for his country. this fucker is always blaming other people for the problems and never taking responsibility.

 

he can go fuckhimself as far as i am concerned, i will never respect this douchebag fuck.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:26 | 4135968 Traveler
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900k new cancellations going out today to Anthem members in CA. Change will happen February 1st, cause there so late to the party.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:31 | 4135997 Trimmed Hedge
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By the time this is all said & done, the people will be begging for single-payer...

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:39 | 4136047 NOTaREALmerican
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You could just give them OldFartMedicare.   

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:35 | 4136030 Hongcha
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Gosh, what happens to the policy holders when their present coverage gets cancelled but they are unable to sign up for ACA?  Will The Messiah force the insurance companies to Cease and Desist so that hundreds of thousands of innocent citizens don't lose their medical protection?  Just asking.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:26 | 4135971 Walt D.
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Don't appologise - fix it! Yes you can, yes you can.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:32 | 4136009 johnQpublic
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no he cant

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:38 | 4136039 NOTaREALmerican
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If "they" fixed RomneyCare "they" can fix ObamaCare. 

Money fixes all problem.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 19:50 | 4137181 Walt D.
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I  agree that he can't fix Obamacare. What I meant was that he is saying "sorry that you can't keep your health plan if you like it". All he has to do to fix this is to tell Sebelius to fix it. The problem is that he does not want to.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:29 | 4135985 Kirk2NCC1701
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Well, at least he's got her back.  ;-)

 

Haruskah aku membawa Anda dari belakang? (Indonesian)
Niishike wewe kutoka nyuma? (Swahili)

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:31 | 4135996 Colonel Klink
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Repeat a LIE often enough until everyone starts believing it.  Just like his promise about Obamascam.

Question of the day.  If a law is passed without being properly vetted, lied about, and fraudulent, is it really a law by law?  Anything predicated by fraud to induce one to take an action they ordinarily wouldn't take if the truth was revealed, how can the courts uphold this now?

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:34 | 4136022 NOTaREALmerican
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I've heard of this "law" concept.  That's what they use to screw the dumbasses with right?   

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:32 | 4136002 CunnyFunt
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Shut the fuck up, Nancy Richard.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:32 | 4136004 q99x2
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Since everything the Totus says is a lie, I guess he is telling us he did it intentionally.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:38 | 4136038 Carl Popper
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You selfish mean Rethuglicans if you werent sabotaging the ACA and the website by not spending enough money because you are racist and hate the president then everything would be fine. The ACA is failing cuz you wont help our first black president even though democrats helped make Bush's Medicare expansion work.

And if you dont want to help poor people and dont like government, well......Somalia!

So there!

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:32 | 4136005 ILikeBoats
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Is the woman at the port, a typical Louisiana accent?

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:36 | 4136032 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  a typical Louisiana accent?

Not quite.    You can actually understand her.   The trash-class is completely unintelligible.  

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 16:10 | 4136490 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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When did you visit Red Stick?

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:32 | 4136007 Hongcha
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It just gets better and better.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:34 | 4136014 Dr. Engali
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Oh goody they are playing the clown music.

 

http://youtu.be/JcNhDstL4-k

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:43 | 4136015 Yes We Can. But...
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OK, this is where I turn the volume down...

and where the clown starts yapping about a laser-like focus on jobs...

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:33 | 4136018 Trimmed Hedge
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Suddenly, multiple gunshots were heard...

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 18:03 | 4136902 lakecity55
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.....and everyone in the audience was dead.

"I'm great at killing people."

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:36 | 4136025 Atomizer
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Obama is sure one sorry ass motherfucker.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:40 | 4136053 El Vaquero
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Cut the deficits in half?  You lying sack of shit!  Fuck you.  You just had "extraordinary measures" in place until the end of the fiscal year, then, after that, BOOM!  The hidden deficit spending became unhidden, but for the next fiscal year.  This is going to be fun when you have to explain that shit, motherfucker.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:40 | 4136054 RacerX
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Ooh it's the "folksy obama" today.

This guy is such a bullshit hydrant. Lowered the deficits? Are you F-ing kidding me?! Is this the new math?

Oh yeah the economy is fine.. it's "just getting ready to take off". Yeah right.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:41 | 4136059 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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This lying sack of ...

The deficit(S) have been cut in half ...

Uh, this year, tax receipts are expanding.

Where's the plural in this year?

Self inflicted wounds ... like bang up job with Obamacare?

Hallucinatory.

Hitleresque.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 18:02 | 4136897 lakecity55
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This sick twisted fuck has to be the worst "leader" in world history.

Any world, any solar system.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:41 | 4136061 Yen Cross
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     Just repeal Totuscare® and MSNBS will probably give you a lifetime pulpit to preach your commie agenda from, President poopie pants.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:41 | 4136065 centerline
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My God.  The bullshit is so deep.

This is GREAT!  Piss on the people and tell him it is rain.  Piss more.  Harder.  Make it stinky.

Hahahahahaha.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:42 | 4136067 Dr. Engali
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Please stop with that cut the deficits in half shit. Just because you go from the 1.3 trillion dollar deficits that you have been running to 600 billion it doesn't mean you are being fiscally responsible.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:42 | 4136069 auntiesocial
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screw apologies. like it or not it's the law. fix the damn thing and don't make me, the little guy, pay for unions. what a crock that is. 

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:42 | 4136070 Atomizer
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Why don't you build a budget to figure out why you needed to raise the debt ceiling?

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:43 | 4136073 Count de Money
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Always remember that talk is cheap.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:43 | 4136080 NOTaREALmerican
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Number 1.   We need more Big-Ag.     Everybody loves Big-Ag right,  that's manly crony-capitalism.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:52 | 4136132 Carl Popper
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I dont think you will find many big ag or big military spending proponents here.

Troll harder.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:44 | 4136084 muleskinner
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You have to give Obama the benefit of the doubt for being such a great big liar. He deserves full credit for knowing how to lie all of the time and yet not lie at any time. He's a real good liar, ain't no doubt about that. He has to lie. He is told to lie. If you have ever seen the video clip of him addressing different audiences and babbling away at a loss for words, then you will understand why he has to lie. He's been trained to lie, and, more so, to not tell the truth.

It's Pavlovian. Obama is completely brainwashed.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:45 | 4136087 Atomizer
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Oh noes.. unemployment @ 7.3% and he wants to flood the econony with new unemployed workforce via immigration.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:45 | 4136088 NOTaREALmerican
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Number 2.  That's not socialism, that's an investment in our Children's future.   Big-Road, Big-Water, and Big-Airport.  Everybody loves manly crony-capitism.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:54 | 4136148 Carl Popper
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Cmon man. You can do better than that.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:55 | 4136090 g'kar
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When I see this guy making a speech, I turn the volume off and crank up Alice in Chains..

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:46 | 4136095 the mighty jimbo
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So if I like my job, I can keep my job?

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:47 | 4136097 F.A. Hayek
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Before the next whistle stop, I suggest he dyes his hair again so that the youngsters can really get the sense that he emphathizes with their plight.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:47 | 4136099 El Vaquero
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"We should have some new stuff!"

 

Is that code for a bigger FSA?

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:47 | 4136102 Count de Money
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infrastructure costs something to maintain. You can't just build it and forget it.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:47 | 4136103 NOTaREALmerican
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Manly Big-Gov.   New manly Big-Stuff.    Everybody loves manly crony-capitalism right?    We can't expect shipping companies to pay for stuff like this.

We need MORE MANLY STUFF!

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:56 | 4136162 Carl Popper
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Sigh..... Let me help you out here

You selfish mean Rethuglicans if you werent sabotaging the ACA and the website by not spending enough money because you are racist and hate the president then everything would be fine. The ACA is failing cuz you wont help our first black president even though democrats helped make Bush's Medicare expansion work.

And if you dont want to help poor people and dont like government, well......Somalia!

So there!

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 16:56 | 4136642 quasimodo
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That is your second stupid ass drivel of a post on this, take your Tourette meds already already

already

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:47 | 4136107 centerline
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Yeah! more stuff!  That's the ticket.  Fuck yeah.  Got to get me some stuff.

 

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:48 | 4136110 thismarketisrigged
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die already you fucking jackass.

 

u r a worthless piece of shit, and no one cares about u , u mother fucking asshole.

 

u have destroyed this country already, now go destroy yourself jackass.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:48 | 4136111 NOTaREALmerican
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Big-Airport.   We can't expect the airline to pay for these things.  We NEED Manly Big-Airport.    That's an investment in our children's future.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:59 | 4136178 Carl Popper
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I am just going to have to give up on you.

I thought you had such potential.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:49 | 4136116 Stinko da Munk
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In other news, Joe Biden called up 3 complete strangers and apologized for something but nobody cared.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:49 | 4136119 NOTaREALmerican
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Summary so far:    Big-Ag, Big-MIC, Big-Road, Big-Water, Big-Airport are good socialism.   I think most "Conservatives" agree with Obama.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:50 | 4136122 Serfs_Up
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Can't all those deck apes just rush the Imposter-In-Thief and throw him over portside?

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:51 | 4136127 Aaronson.Jones....
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I love the people who whoop, clap & cheer after random words & when he hasn't even finished his point. I think there's like 2 of them. Their timing is atrocious. They need some direction from those guys at all the golf majors who shout just at the moment the golfer hits the ball. There's a fine line, & the Obama guys are on the wrong side.

 

Next generation air-traffic control reduces time-travel. Classic. This man is comedy-gold.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:51 | 4136128 Atomizer
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Tell us your scorecard on the American Recovery & Reinvestment Act. You’re bracing another stimulus ass rapping to taxpayer’s.  Lastly, you need to start following the law of the land.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:52 | 4136134 gafgroocK
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As it has been empirically proven now, nothing uttered out from his Pie Hole means anything but *BULLSHIT*.

In mitigating these facts, my cheerful optimism states that there is no longer a need for a Teleprompter so the country will save some money.

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:52 | 4136135 FreeBull
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A forgotten discussion between Pres. Obama and his pastor Reverand Wright.

“Barack said, ‘I’m sorry you don’t see it the way I do. Do you know what your problem is?’ And I said, ‘No, what’s my problem?’ And he (Obama) said, ‘You have to tell the truth.’ I said, ‘That’s a good problem to have. That’s a good problem for all preachers to have. That’s why I could never be a politician.’

http://nypost.com/2012/05/13/the-bribe-to-silence-wright/

Fri, 11/08/2013 - 14:52 | 4136136 mc225
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the most amazing thing about this guy is how so many people believe in people like him. strange world.

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