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TWTR Enters Bear Market With 3 Handle on 3rd Day Of Trading

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Mere days after the euphoria of Twitter's IPO proclaimed by any and all as a great success, the bellwhether for all things Dot-Com-Bubble 2.0 has just entered its first bear market. Now down 20% from its $50.08 highs last week, Twitter now has a 3 handle ($39.99) as it seems the world wakes up to "unbelievable growth" that is 'priced in'... Of course, with rumors that TWTR options trading starts later this week, it's anyone's guess where the machines take it next...


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Mon, 11/11/2013 - 10:37 | 4142506 VD
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Mon, 11/11/2013 - 11:00 | 4142567 hedgeless_horseman
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You've got mail!

AOL is the new and exciting tech stock. 

Up 45% YTD!

Everyone is talking about it!

They give away free coasters, or something.

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 11:22 | 4142627 ghengis86
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I'm confused; do I buy FaceFuck, Twatter and A(L)OL?!? I'm also short on cash. Would this be a good time to do a HELOC and then pile all in to the aforementioned?

This investing thing can be so hard sometimes....

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 11:53 | 4142710 superflex
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Ask your parents to do a reverse mortgage as well.

You cant miss this opportunity. 


Mon, 11/11/2013 - 12:10 | 4142765 NOZZLE
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Does anyone offer second reverse mortgages?  You know, to take advantage of the expected inflationary gains in real estate after Bernanke crashes the dollar.


Mon, 11/11/2013 - 12:53 | 4142871 Emergency Ward
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Bear Stearns, Enron and Solyndra.  Can't miss.

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 11:06 | 4142583 rubiconsolutions
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Mon, 11/11/2013 - 10:38 | 4142509 GMadScientist
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"Pull up! Pull up!!!"

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 11:00 | 4142571 Mike Hunt Hurts
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Mon, 11/11/2013 - 11:54 | 4142718 superflex
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Mon, 11/11/2013 - 10:39 | 4142511 jbvtme
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TD...you said the same thing about faceplant.  you can be so negative at times

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 10:46 | 4142541 Dr. Engali
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Yeah and we were right. The stock dumped down into the twenties. If you were smart you listened to us and made some money.

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 10:53 | 4142554 fonzannoon
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Here is one of teh few areas of tech that I truly think is not in a bubble.


Mon, 11/11/2013 - 10:59 | 4142559 Dr. Engali
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I saw that piece, and it's pretty damn cool. I agree..no bubble there.

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 12:31 | 4142814 sleigher
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But you can't print barrels.  So does that mean go long on 416 stainless?

I take it back.  you can print metal now I guess...

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 12:57 | 4142877 Bearwagon
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Dude, that's X 12 CrS 13, a free cutting steel. As the "X" indicates it's high-alloyed steel. You don't need such to make barrels ...

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 12:42 | 4142847 Running On Bing...
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I didn't remember it being said in the Mr. Cool trader talk.

3 Handle, yea 3 handle. Yea I'm cool. That's right brotha.


Mon, 11/11/2013 - 10:39 | 4142512 fonzannoon
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I can't see Kevin Henry allowing another facefart on his watch.

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 10:41 | 4142523 Bearwagon
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So you think he won't watch this time?  ;-)

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 10:43 | 4142530 fonzannoon
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I upvoted you again.

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 10:49 | 4142529 Dr. Engali
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The key is the hype. Twitterwas up 86% on the first day for the insiders and that's all that matters. For the sucker who paid $50.09....well....he is deservedly fucked.Insiders made hay while retail gets screwed again. Same as it ever was.

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 11:02 | 4142564 rationaldemocracy
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how excactly did retail get screwed? Old diaper wearing republican baby boomers who froth at the mouth at the mere idea of not missiing out on some trending big name stocks this time may have gotten screwed but I can assure that the rest of us decent people could see this coming a mile away.

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 11:21 | 4142577 Dr. Engali
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Because stupid retail republicrat pickpockets are the people who bought it on the open markets. On another note, there are an awful lot of statist democrats who are willing to put a gun to people's heads and force them into a shitty government program. I question the "decency" of those type of people.

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 11:32 | 4142657 WAMO556
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Doc, that's about it.

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 11:37 | 4142674 rationaldemocracy
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sure ok, but democrats put a gun to your head for your own benefit, boomers and republicans just do it to empty your pockets.


Mon, 11/11/2013 - 11:50 | 4142708 RobD
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Any time a gun is put to your head it can no way be to your benefit and yes I down voted you.

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 12:37 | 4142839 drexlraw
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my own benefit? choom on troll..

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 17:16 | 4142856 Emergency Ward
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So that's why the good bankster Lloyd Bankfiend supports the Democrat guns.  Who would have guessed (for his own benefit)?

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 13:15 | 4142931 pods
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If it is for my own benefit, I do not have to have a gun to my head to make me choose it.

Unless you meant your idea of my own benefit?

(As a tip, if you look outside the false left-right paradigm there is a big big world out there.)


Mon, 11/11/2013 - 13:28 | 4142965 Lendo
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You're assuming that Democrats have your back.  

Newsflash, both parties are parasites and want to grow government at your expense.  You have to look at things as citizen vs. government henceforth, or you can be like every other office drone out there debating people instead of ideas.  Your choice.

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 13:31 | 4142977 Dr. Engali
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Keep drinking that kool aid.

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 11:05 | 4142580 Bearwagon
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You know what? "There is no such thing as 'boomers'. There are only individuals."

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 11:39 | 4142680 rationaldemocracy
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what is this ? the there are no Nazis only Germans arguement?

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 11:42 | 4142689 Bearwagon
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Ever heard of Margaret Thatcher? Let me help out: "http://briandeer.com/social/thatcher-society.htm"

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 13:02 | 4142888 IndyPat
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Mon, 11/11/2013 - 13:02 | 4142889 IndyPat
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Mon, 11/11/2013 - 12:33 | 4142817 Emergency Ward
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There must also be a pile of greedy young neo-progressives who are getting fucked on this one.   Nevertheless, they can all comfort themselves by the fact that they got in at the 'beginning'.

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 11:13 | 4142601 GMadScientist
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I'll feel worst for the employees who probably exercised grants and expected to be able to put a down on the Ferrari, but are now looking at their vesting calendar with hateful eyes.

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 10:39 | 4142513 gjp
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the world ain't wakin up to shit - it's all just part of the infinitely funded game

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 10:40 | 4142516 BandGap
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Forget calling the market top, I'm calling it the end of the world. Molly Cyprus smoking a joint and twerking a midget - game set match



Mon, 11/11/2013 - 10:41 | 4142520 A82EBA
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OT but I just switched from Verizon to AT&T, using Samsung Galaxy S4 and no longer receive text messages from Zerohedge tweets. Cell number stayed the same. Has anyone experienced this?

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 10:54 | 4142533 moonstears
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I foolishly looked to see if I could get put options on day 1..."chomping at the bit" for some, as the saying goes!

Founds some MSPD the day or so before trading at $5, up 65%. Puts were available, seems a company without the money is gonna cash buyout and the CEO/deal maker may be shady, too, IMHO. Multiple lawyers came out within hours saying it was worth MOAR, (at EPS -$1.19) cause it's traded in the 7s. Yet they wanna get sold by mid Dec. Those Mar puts looked cheap. I'm either losing it all or winning big. Bring on the TWTR puts, once it hits $50+, again!

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 12:47 | 4142854 Running On Bing...
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Did your idols najarian bro's hook you up with some cool monster options. yea, so cool.


Mon, 11/11/2013 - 13:31 | 4142978 moonstears
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Idols are scarce in Finance for some of us, most of the worthy are dead, IMO. If you'ld count Trish Regan(Financial commentator), I'll confess I like her, but not so much for her financial views.

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 10:46 | 4142539 TahoeBilly2012
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Mon, 11/11/2013 - 10:52 | 4142553 SheepDog-One
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'I gotta pile into Twitter with all I got...everyones talkin about it and I missed out of FB'

Pile in at the top, panic-style, lemmings.

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 11:02 | 4142574 FuzzyDunlop21
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Yea, I hear people say that but whats funny, or not funny, is facebook faceplanted for months after its release. Have people forgotten this, or did they never know in the first place?

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 12:28 | 4142693 SheepDog-One
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Sure they got lemmings to pile into the FB IPO, then took it down to half, robbing most of them who no doubt sold back their shares far lower, then re-pumped it.

Same as it ever was, and the lemmings never learn a lesson ever.

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 13:06 | 4142899 IndyPat
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It's different this time. Promise.

Mon, 11/11/2013 - 11:41 | 4142687 rationaldemocracy
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boomer mentallity, they all want a bargain


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